Strangers with Candy 3x10

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Winona Ryder as Fran

Winona Ryder stars as Fran, the coolest girl in school, who makes a bet that she can make Jerri so cool that even Brent Brooks (Paul Rudd) will ask her out.

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1. ( cackling and clamoring )

2. AW, THIS LOSER'S GOIN' DOWN. YEAH, YEAH.

3. I GOT IT RIGHT ON HIS NOSTRIL.

4. ( bomb flying )

5. ( bang )

6. HEY CHUMAROONIES,

7. MAKE ROOM FOR THE "BLANKSTER".

8. HEY, JERRI.

9. KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?

10. YOU'RE A FAT UGLY PIG!

11. CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.

12. ( whistle and explosions )

13. LADIES... WHIPPETS!

14. HEY, IS ANYONE KEEPIN' A SEAT MOIST FOR ME?

15. ( giggles ) BEAT IT, DUMP.

16. WE HATE YOU.

17. GOOD ONE!

18. I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU.

19. KNOCK KNOCK.

20. WHO'S THERE?

21. I'M A FAT UGLY PIG!

22. ( whistle and explosion )

23. YES, YES YOU ARE.

24. YEAH, THANKS.

25. HEY, JERRI! OVER HERE!

26. ( whistle and explosion )

27. WE'RE WORKING ON A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS POSTER FOR THE TABLE.

28. WE'RE RE-NAMING OUR TABLE

29. "THE HALL OF THE GOLDEN DWARVES".

30. GREAT, JERRI BLANK AND HER THREE RING FREAKUS!

31. ( bomb whistling )

32. MY LEG, OH.

33. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

34. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

35. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

36. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.

37. DID A LOT OF TIME...

38. I WAS A BOOZER...

39. A USER...

40. AND A LOSER...

41. I STOLE THE T.V.--

42. DID SOME MORE TIME.

43. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

44. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

45. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

46. Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

47. ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

48. ( crack )

49. AS IT IS THE END OF OUR SCHOOL YEAR,

50. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BEHOOVEY—

51. IF I USED MY FINAL LESSON

52. TO TALK ABOUT "ESCHATOLOGY",

53. OR "THE STUDY OF THE END OF THINGS".

54. NOW, I ASKED MY LOVER,

55. MR. JELLINECK,

56. TO MAKE SOME TRANSPARENCIES...

57. HE'S KIDDING, WE'RE NOT LOVERS.

58. WE JUST HAVE SEX.

59. HOT, ASS-THUMPING SEX.

60. C'MON, PEOPLE!

61. I KNOW IT'S THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL,

62. BUT LET'S WAKE UP!

63. I SPEAK, YOU LISTEN.

64. GIMME THAT, GIVE ME THAT!

65. ( crashing window )

66. LANCE, LIGHTS.

67. OKAY, NOW,

68. WE ARE PRIVILEGED TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST

69. HELPING US OUT TODAY.

70. FIRST UP...

71. ARMAGEDDON.

72. WHAT IS THAT?

73. ARMAGEDDON.

74. NO, IT'S NOT.

75. WHAT DO I CARE, I'M A BUDDHIST.

76. FRAN, YOU'RE LATE!

77. AM I?

78. ( female student ) MY EYE!

79. OR IS THE REST OF THE WORLD EARLY?

80. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.

81. FRAN, THAT WAS THE COOLEST COMEBACK EVER.

82. WE ARE SO COOL!

83. YES, I AM.

84. WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M COOL.

85. THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE COOL

86. IS THAT YOU'RE A LITTLE SATELLITE

87. ORBITING THE PLANET FROSTY.

88. SURFACE TEMPERATURE...

89. ZERO DEGREES "FRAN-INHEIT".

90. IF I WASN'T SO SHALLOW,

91. I WOULD BE DEEPLY INSULTED.

92. I COULD MAKE ANYONE COOL.

93. ANYONE? ANYONE.

94. WHAT ABOUT...

95. OH, MY DEAR LORD. AH—

96. JERRI BLANK!

97. SURE! BRING IT ON.

98. I'LL MAKE JERRI BLANK

99. SO COOL THAT...

100. BRENT BROOKS WILL ASK HER OUT BY FRIDAY.

101. I STAKE MY COOL ON IT.

102. ( Noblet ) OKAY, FINE, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.

103. LANCE, LIGHTS!

104. WELL, THESE WERE USELESS!

105. I GUESS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ARTISTIC INTERPRETATION!

106. I UNDERSTAND CRAP!

107. ALL RIGHT, GET OUT, CLASS IS OVER.

108. THE BELL DIDN'T EVEN RING.

109. BRRRIIINNG!

110. BRRRRRRRRRIINNG!

111. HILLARY, LEE.

112. WHY ALL THE FORMALITIES?

113. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP

114. WITH YOU PEOPLE FROM THE SCHOOL BOARD.

115. LOOK, ONYX, NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

116. THIS SCHOOL JUST ISN'T TURNING A PROFIT.

117. BUT IT'S A PUBLIC SCHOOL!

118. SO IS A PRIVATELY-HELD CORPORATION,

119. AND THEY MAKE MONEY.

120. WELL, WHAT CAN I DO?

121. OH ONYX, NOW NOBODY SAID ANYTHING

122. ABOUT CLOSING THE SCHOOL. OH NO! nic cackle )

123. CLOSE MY SCHOOL?

124. LOOK, HILLARY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

125. NOBODY EVEN KNOWS THE SCHOOL IS HERE.

126. MAYBE WE CAN PROMOTE IT!

127. PROMOTING SOMETHING COSTS MONEY,

128. WE WANNA MAKE MONEY.

129. ARE YOU CLOSING MY SCHOOL!

130. ( smack )

131. I'M INSULTED.

132. IF WE WERE GOING TO CLOSE THE SCHOOL,

133. AND TURN THIS SPACE INTO A STRIP MALL,

134. DON'T YOU THINK WE'D TELL YOU?

135. YOU'RE RIGHT, I GOT SPOOKED.

136. HA HA HA, BOO!

137. WHY DON'T WE CHANGE GEARS,

138. TALK ABOUT THE BUS SITUATION FOR NEXT YEAR...

139. YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT NEXT YEAR.

140. YEAH, I WOULD JUST FOCUS ON

141. THE LAST FEW DAYS OF THIS YEAR.

142. TRY TO ENJOY YOURSELF,

143. SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYBODY.

144. LEE. HILL.

145. MY SCHOOL!

146. HOW'S ORLANDO'S EYE?

147. THE SCHOOL NURSE SAYS THE EYEBALL'S FINE.

148. IT'S THE GETTING IT BACK IN THE SKULL

149. THEY'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH.

150. GOD, I SURE LIKE FIREWORKS.

151. THEY'RE LOUD.

152. DON'T FORGET, JERRI,

153. WE'RE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOMORROW.

154. ( simultaneously ) DEATH TO THE GOBLINS!

155. ( goblin noises )

156. HI, JERRI.

157. Y-Y-YA TALKIN' TO ME?

158. YEP.

159. I'M GUESSING THIS IS A DREAM.

160. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, UH,

161. YOU'RE NOT NAKED AND TIED TO A RADIATOR.

162. ( fake laugh ) THIS IS NO DREAM, JERRI.

163. I WAS HOPIN' WE COULD HANG OUT.

164. WHERE YOU HEADED?

165. I WAS JUST WALKIN' OVER TO, UH,

166. ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO.

167. GREAT, MAYBE WE COULD GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

168. AND PAL AROUND A LITTLE BIT,

169. THEN I CAN GAIN YOUR CONFIDENCE

170. AND RE-MOLD YOU LIKE AN UGLY LUMP OF CLAY.

171. THAT SOUNDS GREAT!

172. HELLO, MOTHER.

173. WHAT'S GOIN' ON, ARE WE MOVING?

174. OH JERRI, DON'T YOU THINK IF WE WERE MOVING

175. I WOULD TELL YOU?

176. OH RIGHT, ANYWAY,

177. THIS IS MY NEW, SUPER COOL,

178. POPULAR FRIEND, FRAN.

179. OOH! ACTUALLY I'M HER STEP-MOTHER.

180. SINCE YOU'RE SO POPULAR,

181. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK SHE SLITHERED OUT OF MY WOMB.

182. MOM, THE MOVERS JUST CALLED...

183. UH, FRAN, YOU LOOK LIKE EXCELLENT, BREEDING STOCK.

184. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN MY SON, DERRICK?

185. I DON'T THINK SO.

186. MAY I ASK WHY?

187. HELLO, DERRICK.

188. PRETTY GIRL.

189. TOUCH THE PRETTY GIRL?

190. THAT'S WHY.

191. HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHER,

192. TO KNOW THAT I IS THE COOLER OF YOUR TWO CHILDREN?

193. NOTHING YOU SAY CAN DEFROST ME!

194. C'MON, FRAN.

195. BY THE WAY, JERRI,

196. DID YOU BY ANY CHANCE WIPE YOUR ASS

197. ON OUR BATHROOM TOWELS?

198. ( muttering ) GRACIAS, PERDON POR FAVOR.

199. BEFORE I DIGNIFY THAT WITH AN ANSWER,

200. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

201. YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I WIPED MY ASS ON THE TOWELS?

202. YES, JERRI.

203. YOU HAVE THE "HUEVOS MAS GRANDES"

204. TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE SOME FILTHY ANIMAL

205. IN FRONT OF MY SUPER COOL FRIEND FRAN?

206. DID YOU DO IT?

207. YES...

208. I WAS IN A HURRY.

209. ( stomping away )

210. WOW, JERRI.

211. YOUR ROOM IS SO...

212. GROTESQUE.

213. THANKS.

214. UH...

215. LOOKS LIKE A SERIAL KILLER'S CRAWL SPACE.

216. WHAT A SILLY THING TO SAY.

217. ( clunk, clunk )

218. HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA...

219. LET'S DO SOMETHING GIRLY.

220. WHY DON'T I GRAB SOME NAIL POLISH

221. AND WE CAN PAINT EACH OTHERS, UH...

222. CLITORISES.

223. LOOK, JERRI...

224. WHY DON'T WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME INSTEAD.

225. GAMES!

226. HERE ARE THE RULES,

227. YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY,

228. EVEN IF IT MEANS HURTING YOURSELF OR YOUR LOVED ONES,

229. AND I'LL TRY TO KEEP MY LUNCH DOWN, SOUND FUN?

230. FUN!

231. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO ON A DIET.

232. DIET!

233. SECONDLY, GET RID OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR.

234. AND WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, I'M GONNA GO HOME AND...

235. DE-CONTAMINATE.

236. HEY, FRAN,

237. THANKS FOR BEIN' MY FRIEND.

238. ( sardonic titter )

239. UH, MAY I?

240. OH OF COURSE...

241. IT'S THE ONLY PICTURE I HAVE LEFT OF MY DEAD DADDY.

242. I MISS HIM TER-R-IBLY.

243. HEY, UH, FRAN, MAYBE TOMORROW WE CAN HANG OUT

244. IN THE LUNCH ROOM WITH MY BUDDIES!

245. OH, PERFECT!

246. THAT'LL BE A GREAT TIME TO DITCH THEM FOREVER.

247. BUT-BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

248. I'M YOUR FRIENDS NOW, JERRI.

249. TOMORROW YOU TELL THEM GOOD-BYE.

250. ( crumple )

251. ( flap )

252. OOH, SAUSAGE FINGERS!

253. DIET, JERRI, C'MON.

254. LOOK AT THOSE LOSERS.

255. LOSERS? THEY'RE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

256. SNIP, SNIP, JERRI.

257. CHOP, CHOP.

258. "YOU HEAD INTO THE HILLS

259. TOWARD THE HALL OF THE DWARVAN LORD..."

260. GUYS, S'UP?

261. TAMMI GOT TRAPPED IN THE HALL OF THE FROST GIANT KING.

262. BUT, I FOUND A VORPAL SWORD,

263. AND NOW I'M A 12th-LEVEL WIZARD KING!

264. OH, NOW YOU CAN SLAUGHTER ALL THE GNOMES!

265. C'MON JERRI, SIT DOWN AND PLAY.

266. ( snipping sounds )

267. OH... THE THING IS,

268. HERE'S THE FUNNY THING—

269. I'M GONNA BE DROPPIN' Y'ALL AS FRIENDS.

270. WHAT? TALKING ABOUT?

271. I'M RUNNING WITH A DIFFERENT, COOLER CROWD NOW.

272. I'D INVITE YOU TO COME ALONG,

273. BUT I'M AFRAID YOU MIGHT GET FROSTBITE.

274. BUT JERRI—

275. WE'RE YOUR ONLY FRIENDS.

276. I HAVE NEW ONLY FRIENDS.

277. YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD NEVER TALK TO ME?

278. WELL, I'M ONE OF THEM NOW.

279. I'M SORRY FOR HURTING YOU.

280. EH, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND PASS ALONG THE HURT TO ORLANDO

281. WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE EYE RE-ATTACHMENT CENTER?

282. ( uncomfortably laughs )

283. BOY, SURE IS HARD TO BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS!

284. ( patting ) MMMMM!

285. TRUST ME, JERRI, YOU DID THE RIGHT-WRONG THING.

286. LET'S GO CELEBRATE TOGETHER,

287. ALONE.

288. WITHOUT EACH OTHER.

289. SEE YA.

290. ( Noblet ) GAIN WAY!

291. RUN AWAY TEACHER!

292. ( Jellineck ) WHOOOO! WATCH YOUR TOES!

293. THIS THING IS A HOOT!

294. GOD, YOU'RE LUCKY!

295. WHOOPS, LOOK AT THE TIME.

296. I BETTER GET BACK TO CLASS.

297. ALL ABOARD!

298. WOO WOO!

299. HEY, I HOPE YOU FINISHED YOUR CHARCOAL AND...

300. ( hammering and drilling )

301. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? THIS IS MY CLASSROOM!

302. SOME, UH... GENERAL IMPROVEMENTS.

303. WELL, COULDN'T IT WAIT UNTIL MY CLASS WAS OVER?

304. WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.

305. WE'VE GOT A GRAND OPENING ON FRIDAY.

306. A GRAND OPENING OF WHAT?

307. THE IMPROVEMENTS?

308. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!

309. LOOK SHARP!

310. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!

311. AND THEN, IT JUST POPPED BACK IN.

312. THERE WERE SO GOOD...

313. THEY JUST POPPED IT BACK IN. IT POPPED BACK IN.

314. ( pop )

315. ( cackling )

316. DID YOU SEE THAT?

317. NAILED HIM IN THE NOGGIN' !

318. HE WENT DOWN LIKE A TEN-DOLLAR WHORE!

319. OH, ORLANDO.

320. I TOLD YOU BRENT WAS COOL.

321. YOU READY TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND?

322. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD HIT THE CRAPPER

323. AND FRESHEN UP ON WHAT'S GONE SOUR.

324. LOOK, JERRI,

325. AS LONG AS YOU'RE WITH ME, YOU'LL NEVER GO BAD,

326. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT YOU STORED IN MY CRISPER,

327. AND THE "RE-FRAN-GERATOR" IS ALWAYS DIALED UP TO 9.

328. HEY, BRENT.

329. HEY, FRAN.

330. YOU SEEM REALLY DETACHED TODAY.

331. THANKS, I SEE YOU'RE GOING FOR ALOOF.

332. NICELY DONE.

333. THANKS.

334. HAVE YOU MET MY NEW FRIEND?

335. NO, WHERE IS SHE?

336. RIGHT HERE.

337. OH... YEAH.

338. HEY.

339. S'UP?

340. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER?

341. THINK OF WHO?

342. JERRI.

343. WHO'S HE?

344. OH YEAH... HEY.

345. ( whining arousingly )

346. FRAN BACK.

347. ( boom ) AH!

348. ( male student ) BRENT, C'MON, WE'RE GOIN' TO THE ROOF!

349. WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BRENT.

350. AY-AIGHT.

351. I'LL NEVER BE COOL!

352. DON'T WORRY JERRI,

353. COOL STARTS HERE.

354. IN THE HEART?

355. NO, WITH ME.

356. LOOK, YOUR FREEZING POINT IS WAY LOWER THAN I THOUGHT.

357. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON TO STAGE TWO.

358. IRIS?

359. IRIS!

360. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT STICKY BUN?

361. AT THE STICKY BUNNERY.

362. THAT'S COACH WOLF'S CLASS!

363. THAT'S COACH WOLF!

364. WELCOME TO THE STICKY BUNNERY.

365. "BITE MY BUNS, I NEED YOUR DOUGH."

366. HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?

367. COACH WOLF, WHAT'S THE "DEALIE-YO" ?

368. WHAT CAN I SAY ONYX?

369. THE PAY'S BETTER, AND THEY'VE GOT CHILD CARE.

370. CHILD CARE, THAT'S MADNESS!

371. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

372. CASSIE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

373. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

374. WHAT'S HAPPENING IS WE'RE NOT MOVING ANY BUNS!

375. I DEMAND—

376. LOOK, DO YOU WANT A BUN OR NOT?

377. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

378. GIVE ME A BAKER'S DOZEN.

379. HILLARY, LEE,

380. A BUNNERY IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL?

381. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

382. YEAH, BUT IT DOES MAKES SENSE IN A STRIP MALL.

383. SO YOU ARE CLOSING MY SCHOOL!

384. ONYX, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

385. NOW PLEASE READ NOTHING INTO THIS NEXT STATEMENT:

386. WE'LL NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT YOUR OFFICE.

387. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!

388. OH, WELCOME TO THE DRY CLEANERIE.

389. MAY I HELP YOU?

390. ( flame boiling )

391. THESE WHISKERS ARE JUST NOT COMING OFF. GOD, SERIOUSLY.

392. WE'LL NEED A SHOVEL FOR HER NOSE HAIR.

393. STILL! STILL!

394. WILL YOU JUST KEEP— STEADY!

395. UGGHH!

396. NOTHING SEEMS TO BE TAKING.

397. LET'S GO BACK IN.

398. IT'S ALL THIS GREASE.

399. FACE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN WING.

400. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

401. OH MY GOD!

402. SOMEHOW HER PLAINNESS WON'T LET GO.

403. WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING US, JERRI?

404. LET GO, JERRI!

405. SURRENDER TO THE COOL SIDE!

406. ( screaming ) YAAAAAAAAAAAA!

407. HEY, SEXY! HEY MAMA!

408. SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, SENOR?

409. ( purring )

410. SEEMS WEIRD DRESSING UP

411. AS OUR GAME CHARACTERS WITHOUT JERRI.

412. SHE MADE SUCH A GOOD HOMUNCULUS.

413. YEAH, I SURE MISS HER.

414. YOU TWO, BETTER CHEER UP,

415. OR I'LL SPLASH YOU WITH ENCHANTED NECTAR

416. FROM THE WIZARD'S POND!

417. OW, OW!

418. YOU GUYS DRESSED UP AS YOUR CHARACTERS!

419. I COULD'VE WORN MY HORN AND HUMP!

420. SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS, JERRI?

421. OH, THAT'S RIGHT,

422. YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF... LOSERS.

423. JERRI, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO... WEIRD?

424. THE GIRLS GAVE ME A MAKEOVER!

425. YOU LIKE IT?

426. I MISS THE OLD JERRI.

427. JERRI, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE YOURSELF, LIKE US?

428. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PRETEND?

429. WOW, JERRI!

430. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

431. I'D THINK I WAS LOOKING INTO A MIRROR

432. THAT WAS HIDEOUSLY DISTORTED.

433. THANKS, FRAN.

434. THERE'S BRENT...

435. I BET HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE WANTS TO ASK YOU.

436. JERRI, STAY WITH US.

437. PULL, KEEP PULLING!

438. TORN!

439. OPEN UP! OPEN UP!

440. WE GOT A CUSTOMER WITH A STICKY-BUN STAIN!

441. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

442. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

443. ( Blackman ) GO AWAY, THE PRINCIPAL'S NOT HERE!

444. YOU CERTAINLY WON'T TAKE HIM ALIVE!

445. IT'S NOBLET AND JELLINECK!

446. IS THERE SOMETHING HAPPENING TO THE SCHOOL?

447. NOBLET.

448. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT CORN DOG?

449. AT THE NEW CORN DOGGERIE DOWN THE HALL.

450. ( grunts infuriated )

451. ( door creaking )

452. COME INSIDE.

453. I NEED YOUR HELP REAPING

454. WHAT OTHERS HAVE SOWN.

455. JERRI, YOU HAVE TO COME TALK TO BRENT

456. BEFORE YOUR MAKEOVER REJECTS YOUR FACE.

457. ( Orlando ) LET'S ALL BE FRIEJERRI!

458. OUCH! THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF WE CAN DO TOGETHER!

459. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

460. NO, WE CAN'T!

461. JERRI, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE

462. WHETHER TO STAY HERE AND BE UNCOOL IN LOSER LAND,

463. OR TO FOLLOW ME INTO "FRAN-TARCTICA".

464. AHHHHHHHH!

465. GIMME THOSE.

466. I JUST REALIZED THAT...

467. I'M NOT BEING TRUE TO MYSELF.

468. FRAN...

469. I WON'T GO WITH YOU.

470. BECAUSE I'D RATHER BE

471. UNHAPPY AND PLAIN WITH AVERAGE FRIENDS

472. THAN BE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL

473. WITH FRIENDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MY OLD ONES.

474. I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY I FEEL!

475. I'M COOLER THAN YOU, "FRANTIC",

476. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

477. BECAUSE I'M NOT.

478. THINK ABOUT IT, I HAVEN'T.

479. I JUST WANNA KNOW ONE THING, JERRI BLANK.

480. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH A BIG HEART?

481. KAZA-KAZA-WA?

482. I SEE NOW THAT YOU ARE COOLER THAN ME.

483. I DON'T TREAT PEOPLE VERY WELL,

484. AND THAT'S NOT VERY COOL.

485. SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

486. I HAVE SOME LEARNING TO DO.

487. I'M GOING TO GO LIVE IN THE GUTTER FOR 32 YEARS

488. AND JUST FIND OUT WHAT MAKES YOU TICK.

489. WELL I'M OFF TO BE A WHORE!

490. SHE'S GONNA MAKE A CHUNK OF CHANGE.

491. OH, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

492. I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION!

493. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF FLATPOINT HIGH.

494. FLATPOINT FOREVER!

495. I MISSED YOU GUYS!

496. IT IS OVER! THE END OF ALL THINGS!

497. THE DAY OF WRATH, LONG FORETOLD.

498. THE SHEPHERD HAS BEEN STRUCK

499. AND THE SHEEP SHALL BE SCATTERED!

500. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

501. HOW MUCH PLAINER CAN I SAY IT?

502. THEY'VE TURNED THE SCHOOL INTO A STRIP MALL.

503. IT'S OVER!

504. KICK 'EM, DONKS!

505. ( evil cackle )

506. SWEET BABY JESUS, WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING?

507. ONYX!

508. YOU WILL NEVER TURN FLATPOINT INTO A STRIP MALL NOW!

509. HA HA HA!

510. WE WEREN'T GOING TO TURN IT INTO A STRIP MALL!

511. WE WEREN'T?

512. YEAH, WE WERE.

513. ( Noblet ) GET IN THERE, GET IN!

514. YOU'LL BE SAFE IN THERE!

515. HURRY UP! GET YOUR MONKEY ASS OUT!

516. C'MON, GET OUT...

517. JERRI!

518. ( cackling )

519. ( explosion )

520. ( boom )

521. ( glass breaking )

522. I LOVE THE SMELL OF FLAMING STICKY BUNS.

523. WE SURE SENT A MESSAGE,

524. AND WE'LL BE SHOUTING THAT MESSAGE,

525. EVEN FROM OUR JAIL CELLS.

526. JAIL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "JAIL" ?

527. WELL, WE DID BURN DOWN A SCHOOL AND...

528. KILL A FEW PEOPLE.

529. OH YEAH, WE'RE GOIN' TO JAIL.

530. I DON'T THINK SO BOYS!

531. YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

532. BACK TO THE STREETS

533. WHERE WE'LL FIGHT LIKE DOGS FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD

534. AND WE'LL SELL OUR BODIES FOR SMACK.

535. BEATS TEACHIN'.

536. LEAD ON YOU STUPID, JUNKIE WHORE!

537. ( police sirens )

538. I CAN'T RUN IN THESE SHOES!

539. ( more explosions )

540. ( bell ringing )

541. Captions made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

542. Captioned by Soundwriters™