Strangers with Candy 3x10

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Winona Ryder as Fran

Winona Ryder stars as Fran, the coolest girl in school, who makes a bet that she can make Jerri so cool that even Brent Brooks (Paul Rudd) will ask her out.

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2. AW, THIS LOSER'S GOIN' DOWN. YEAH, YEAH.

3. ON HIS NOSTRIL.

6. HEY CHUMAROONIES,

7. THE "BLANKSTER".

8. HEY, JERRI.

9. KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?

10. YOU'RE A FAT UGLY PIG!

11. CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.

12.

13. LADIES... WHIPPETS!

14. HEY, IS ANYONE KEEPIN' A SEAT MOIST FOR ME?

15. BEAT IT, DUMP.

16. WE HATE YOU.

17. GOOD ONE!

18. FOR YOU.

19. KNOCK KNOCK.

20. WHO'S THERE?

21. I'M A FAT UGLY PIG!

22.

23. YES, YES YOU ARE.

24. YEAH, THANKS.

25. HEY, JERRI! OVER HERE!

26.

27. WE'RE WORKING ON A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS POSTER FOR THE TABLE.

28. WE'RE RE-NAMING OUR TABLE

29. "THE HALL OF THE GOLDEN DWARVES".

30. GREAT, JERRI BLANK AND HER THREE RING FREAKUS!

31.

32. MY LEG, OH.

33. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

34. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

35. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

36. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.

37. DID A LOT OF TIME...

38. I WAS A BOOZER...

39. A USER...

40. AND A LOSER...

41. I STOLE THE T.V.--

42. DID SOME MORE TIME.

43. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

44. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

45. JUST THE SAME.

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47. ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

48.

49. AS IT IS THE END OF OUR SCHOOL YEAR,

50. BE BEHOOVEY—

51. MY FINAL LESSON

52. TO TALK ABOUT "ESCHATOLOGY",

53. OR "THE STUDY OF THE END OF THINGS".

54. NOW, I ASKED MY LOVER,

55. MR. JELLINECK,

56. TRANSPARENCIES...

57. HE'S KIDDING, WE'RE NOT LOVERS.

58. WE JUST HAVE SEX.

59. HOT, ASS-THUMPING SEX.

60. C'MON, PEOPLE!

61. I KNOW IT'S THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL,

62. BUT LET'S WAKE UP!

63. I SPEAK, YOU LISTEN.

64. GIMME THAT, GIVE ME THAT!

65.

66. LANCE, LIGHTS.

67. OKAY, NOW,

68. A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST

69. HELPING US OUT TODAY.

70. FIRST UP...

71. ARMAGEDDON.

72. WHAT IS THAT?

73. ARMAGEDDON.

74. NO, IT'S NOT.

75. WHAT DO I CARE, I'M A BUDDHIST.

76. FRAN, YOU'RE LATE!

77. AM I?

78. MY EYE!

79. THE WORLD EARLY?

80. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.

81. FRAN, THAT WAS THE COOLEST COMEBACK EVER.

82. WE ARE SO COOL!

83. YES, I AM.

84. WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M COOL.

85. YOU'RE COOL

86. IS THAT YOU'RE A LITTLE SATELLITE

87. PLANET FROSTY.

88. SURFACE TEMPERATURE...

89. "FRAN-INHEIT".

90. IF I WASN'T SO SHALLOW,

91. DEEPLY INSULTED.

92. ANYONE COOL.

93. ANYONE? ANYONE.

94. WHAT ABOUT...

95. OH, MY DEAR LORD. AH—

96. JERRI BLANK!

97. SURE! BRING IT ON.

98. I'LL MAKE JERRI BLANK

99. SO COOL THAT...

100. ASK HER OUT BY FRIDAY.

101. ON IT.

102. OKAY, FINE, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.

103. LANCE, LIGHTS!

104. WELL, THESE WERE USELESS!

105. I GUESS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ARTISTIC INTERPRETATION!

106. I UNDERSTAND CRAP!

107. ALL RIGHT, GET OUT, CLASS IS OVER.

108. THE BELL DIDN'T EVEN RING.

109. BRRRIIINNG!

110. BRRRRRRRRRIINNG!

111. HILLARY, LEE.

112. WHY ALL THE FORMALITIES?

113. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP

114. THE SCHOOL BOARD.

115. LOOK, ONYX, NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

116. THIS SCHOOL JUST ISN'T TURNING A PROFIT.

117. BUT IT'S A PUBLIC SCHOOL!

118. CORPORATION,

119. AND THEY MAKE MONEY.

120. WELL, WHAT CAN I DO?

121. OH ONYX, NOW NOBODY SAID ANYTHING

122. THE SCHOOL. OH NO! nic cackle )

123. CLOSE MY SCHOOL?

124. LOOK, HILLARY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

125. THE SCHOOL IS HERE.

126. MAYBE WE CAN PROMOTE IT!

127. COSTS MONEY,

128. WE WANNA MAKE MONEY.

129. MY SCHOOL!

130.

131. I'M INSULTED.

132. CLOSE THE SCHOOL,

133. INTO A STRIP MALL,

134. DON'T YOU THINK WE'D TELL YOU?

135. YOU'RE RIGHT, I GOT SPOOKED.

136. HA HA HA, BOO!

137. WHY DON'T WE CHANGE GEARS,

138. FOR NEXT YEAR...

139. YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT NEXT YEAR.

140. YEAH, I WOULD JUST FOCUS ON

141. OF THIS YEAR.

142. TRY TO ENJOY YOURSELF,

143. TO EVERYBODY.

144. LEE. HILL.

145. MY SCHOOL!

146. HOW'S ORLANDO'S EYE?

147. THE EYEBALL'S FINE.

148. IT'S THE GETTING IT BACK IN THE SKULL

149. THEY'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH.

150. GOD, I SURE LIKE FIREWORKS.

151. THEY'RE LOUD.

152. DON'T FORGET, JERRI,

153. WE'RE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOMORROW.

154. DEATH TO THE GOBLINS!

155.

156. HI, JERRI.

157. Y-Y-YA TALKIN' TO ME?

158. YEP.

159. I'M GUESSING THIS IS A DREAM.

160. IS, UH,

161. YOU'RE NOT NAKED AND TIED TO A RADIATOR.

162. THIS IS NO DREAM, JERRI.

163. I WAS HOPIN' WE COULD HANG OUT.

164. WHERE YOU HEADED?

165. I WAS JUST WALKIN' OVER TO, UH,

166. ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO.

167. GREAT, MAYBE WE COULD GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

168. A LITTLE BIT,

169. YOUR CONFIDENCE

170. AN UGLY LUMP OF CLAY.

171. THAT SOUNDS GREAT!

172. HELLO, MOTHER.

173. WHAT'S GOIN' ON, ARE WE MOVING?

174. OH JERRI, DON'T YOU THINK IF WE WERE MOVING

175. I WOULD TELL YOU?

176. OH RIGHT, ANYWAY,

177. THIS IS MY NEW, SUPER COOL,

178. POPULAR FRIEND, FRAN.

179. OOH! ACTUALLY I'M HER STEP-MOTHER.

180. SINCE YOU'RE SO POPULAR,

181. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK SHE SLITHERED OUT OF MY WOMB.

182. MOM, THE MOVERS JUST CALLED...

183. UH, FRAN, YOU LOOK LIKE EXCELLENT, BREEDING STOCK.

184. IN MY SON, DERRICK?

185. I DON'T THINK SO.

186. MAY I ASK WHY?

187. HELLO, DERRICK.

188. PRETTY GIRL.

189. PRETTY GIRL?

190. THAT'S WHY.

191. HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHER,

192. OF YOUR TWO CHILDREN?

193. CAN DEFROST ME!

194. C'MON, FRAN.

195. BY THE WAY, JERRI,

196. WIPE YOUR ASS

197. ON OUR BATHROOM TOWELS?

198. GRACIAS, PERDON POR FAVOR.

199. WITH AN ANSWER,

200. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

201. YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I WIPED MY ASS ON THE TOWELS?

202. YES, JERRI.

203. "HUEVOS MAS GRANDES"

204. LIKE SOME FILTHY ANIMAL

205. COOL FRIEND FRAN?

206. DID YOU DO IT?

207. YES...

208. I WAS IN A HURRY.

209.

210. WOW, JERRI.

211. YOUR ROOM IS SO...

212. GROTESQUE.

213. THANKS.

214. UH...

215. SERIAL KILLER'S CRAWL SPACE.

216. TO SAY.

217.

218. HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA...

219. LET'S DO SOMETHING GIRLY.

220. WHY DON'T I GRAB SOME NAIL POLISH

221. EACH OTHERS, UH...

222. CLITORISES.

223. LOOK, JERRI...

224. WHY DON'T WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME INSTEAD.

225. GAMES!

226. HERE ARE THE RULES,

227. YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY,

228. YOURSELF OR YOUR LOVED ONES,

229. AND I'LL TRY TO KEEP MY LUNCH DOWN, SOUND FUN?

230. FUN!

231. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO ON A DIET.

232. DIET!

233. SECONDLY, GET RID OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR.

234. AND WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, I'M GONNA GO HOME AND...

235. DE-CONTAMINATE.

236. HEY, FRAN,

237. THANKS FOR BEIN' MY FRIEND.

238.

239. UH, MAY I?

240. OH OF COURSE...

241. IT'S THE ONLY PICTURE I HAVE LEFT OF MY DEAD DADDY.

242. TER-R-IBLY.

243. HEY, UH, FRAN, MAYBE TOMORROW WE CAN HANG OUT

244. WITH MY BUDDIES!

245. OH, PERFECT!

246. THAT'LL BE A GREAT TIME TO DITCH THEM FOREVER.

247. BUT-BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

248. I'M YOUR FRIENDS NOW, JERRI.

249. TELL THEM GOOD-BYE.

250.

251.

252. OOH, SAUSAGE FINGERS!

253. DIET, JERRI, C'MON.

254. LOOK AT THOSE LOSERS.

255. LOSERS? THEY'RE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

256. SNIP, SNIP, JERRI.

257. CHOP, CHOP.

258. "YOU HEAD INTO THE HILLS

259. THE DWARVAN LORD..."

260. GUYS, S'UP?

261. HALL OF THE FROST GIANT KING.

262. BUT, I FOUND A VORPAL SWORD,

263. AND NOW I'M A 12th-LEVEL WIZARD KING!

264. OH, NOW YOU CAN SLAUGHTER ALL THE GNOMES!

265. C'MON JERRI, SIT DOWN AND PLAY.

266.

267. OH... THE THING IS,

268. HERE'S THE FUNNY THING—

269. I'M GONNA BE DROPPIN' Y'ALL AS FRIENDS.

270. WHAT? TALKING ABOUT?

271. I'M RUNNING WITH A DIFFERENT, COOLER CROWD NOW.

272. I'D INVITE YOU TO COME ALONG,

273. BUT I'M AFRAID YOU MIGHT GET FROSTBITE.

274. BUT JERRI—

275. WE'RE YOUR ONLY FRIENDS.

276. ONLY FRIENDS.

277. WOULD NEVER TALK TO ME?

278. WELL, I'M ONE OF THEM NOW.

279. I'M SORRY FOR HURTING YOU.

280. EH, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND PASS ALONG THE HURT TO ORLANDO

281. THE EYE RE-ATTACHMENT CENTER?

282.

283. BOY, SURE IS HARD TO BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS!

284. MMMMM!

285. TRUST ME, JERRI, YOU DID THE RIGHT-WRONG THING.

286. LET'S GO CELEBRATE TOGETHER,

287. ALONE.

288. WITHOUT EACH OTHER.

289. SEE YA.

290. GAIN WAY!

291. RUN AWAY TEACHER!

292. WHOOOO! WATCH YOUR TOES!

293. IS A HOOT!

294. GOD, YOU'RE LUCKY!

295. WHOOPS, LOOK AT THE TIME.

296. BACK TO CLASS.

297. ALL ABOARD!

298. WOO WOO!

299. HEY, I HOPE YOU FINISHED YOUR CHARCOAL AND...

300.

301. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? THIS IS MY CLASSROOM!

302. SOME, UH... GENERAL IMPROVEMENTS.

303. WELL, COULDN'T IT WAIT UNTIL MY CLASS WAS OVER?

304. WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.

305. WE'VE GOT A GRAND OPENING ON FRIDAY.

306. OF WHAT?

307. THE IMPROVEMENTS?

308. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!

309. LOOK SHARP!

310. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!

311. AND THEN, IT JUST POPPED BACK IN.

312. THERE WERE SO GOOD...

313. BACK IN. IT POPPED BACK IN.

314.

315.

316. DID YOU SEE THAT?

317. IN THE NOGGIN' !

318. A TEN-DOLLAR WHORE!

319. OH, ORLANDO.

320. BRENT WAS COOL.

321. HIS GIRLFRIEND?

322. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD HIT THE CRAPPER

323. ON WHAT'S GONE SOUR.

324. LOOK, JERRI,

325. AS LONG AS YOU'RE WITH ME, YOU'LL NEVER GO BAD,

326. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT YOU STORED IN MY CRISPER,

327. AND THE "RE-FRAN-GERATOR" IS ALWAYS DIALED UP TO 9.

328. HEY, BRENT.

329. HEY, FRAN.

330. DETACHED TODAY.

331. THANKS, I SEE YOU'RE GOING FOR ALOOF.

332. NICELY DONE.

333. THANKS.

334. MY NEW FRIEND?

335. NO, WHERE IS SHE?

336. RIGHT HERE.

337. OH... YEAH.

338. HEY.

339. S'UP?

340. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER?

341. THINK OF WHO?

342. JERRI.

343. WHO'S HE?

344. OH YEAH... HEY.

345.

346. FRAN BACK.

347. AH!

348. BRENT, C'MON, WE'RE GOIN' TO THE ROOF!

349. WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BRENT.

350. AY-AIGHT.

351. I'LL NEVER BE COOL!

352. DON'T WORRY JERRI,

353. COOL STARTS HERE.

354. IN THE HEART?

355. NO, WITH ME.

356. LOOK, YOUR FREEZING POINT IS WAY LOWER THAN I THOUGHT.

357. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON TO STAGE TWO.

358. IRIS?

359. IRIS!

360. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT STICKY BUN?

361. AT THE STICKY BUNNERY.

362. THAT'S COACH WOLF'S CLASS!

363. THAT'S COACH WOLF!

364. STICKY BUNNERY.

365. "BITE MY BUNS, I NEED YOUR DOUGH."

366. HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?

367. COACH WOLF, WHAT'S THE "DEALIE-YO" ?

368. I SAY ONYX?

369. THE PAY'S BETTER, AND THEY'VE GOT CHILD CARE.

370. CHILD CARE, THAT'S MADNESS!

371. A PROBLEM HERE?

372. CASSIE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

373. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

374. WHAT'S HAPPENING IS WE'RE NOT MOVING ANY BUNS!

375. I DEMAND—

376. LOOK, DO YOU WANT A BUN OR NOT?

377. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

378. BAKER'S DOZEN.

379. HILLARY, LEE,

380. OUR HIGH SCHOOL?

381. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

382. YEAH, BUT IT DOES MAKES SENSE IN A STRIP MALL.

383. SO YOU ARE CLOSING MY SCHOOL!

384. ONYX, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

385. INTO THIS NEXT STATEMENT:

386. WE'LL NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT YOUR OFFICE.

387. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS!

388. OH, WELCOME TO THE DRY CLEANERIE.

389. MAY I HELP YOU?

390.

391. JUST NOT COMING OFF. GOD, SERIOUSLY.

392. WE'LL NEED A SHOVEL FOR HER NOSE HAIR.

393. STILL! STILL!

394. STEADY!

395. UGGHH!

396. TO BE TAKING.

397. LET'S GO BACK IN.

398. IT'S ALL THIS GREASE.

399. A CHICKEN WING.

400. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

401. OH MY GOD!

402. WON'T LET GO.

403. WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING US, JERRI?

404. LET GO, JERRI!

405. THE COOL SIDE!

406. YAAAAAAAAAAAA!

407. HEY, SEXY! HEY MAMA!

408. YOU LIKE, SENOR?

409.

410. SEEMS WEIRD DRESSING UP

411. WITHOUT JERRI.

412. A GOOD HOMUNCULUS.

413. YEAH, I SURE MISS HER.

414. YOU TWO, BETTER CHEER UP,

415. OR I'LL SPLASH YOU WITH ENCHANTED NECTAR

416. WIZARD'S POND!

417. OW, OW!

418. AS YOUR CHARACTERS!

419. I COULD'VE WORN MY HORN AND HUMP!

420. SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS, JERRI?

421. OH, THAT'S RIGHT,

422. A BUNCH OF... LOSERS.

423. JERRI, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO... WEIRD?

424. A MAKEOVER!

425. YOU LIKE IT?

426. THE OLD JERRI.

427. JERRI, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE YOURSELF, LIKE US?

428. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PRETEND?

429. WOW, JERRI!

430. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

431. I'D THINK I WAS LOOKING INTO A MIRROR

432. HIDEOUSLY DISTORTED.

433. THANKS, FRAN.

434. THERE'S BRENT...

435. I BET HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE WANTS TO ASK YOU.

436. JERRI, STAY WITH US.

437. PULL, KEEP PULLING!

438. TORN!

439. OPEN UP! OPEN UP!

440. A STICKY-BUN STAIN!

441. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

442. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

443. GO AWAY, THE PRINCIPAL'S NOT HERE!

444. YOU CERTAINLY WON'T TAKE HIM ALIVE!

445. IT'S NOBLET AND JELLINECK!

446. HAPPENING TO THE SCHOOL?

447. NOBLET.

448. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT CORN DOG?

449. DOWN THE HALL.

450.

451.

452. COME INSIDE.

453. HELP REAPING

454. WHAT OTHERS HAVE SOWN.

455. JERRI, YOU HAVE TO COME TALK TO BRENT

456. REJECTS YOUR FACE.

457. LET'S ALL BE FRIEJERRI!

458. OUCH! THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF WE CAN DO TOGETHER!

459. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

460. NO, WE CAN'T!

461. JERRI, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE

462. BE UNCOOL IN LOSER LAND,

463. INTO "FRAN-TARCTICA".

464. AHHHHHHHH!

465. GIMME THOSE.

466. I JUST REALIZED THAT...

467. I'M NOT BEING TRUE TO MYSELF.

468. FRAN...

469. I WON'T GO WITH YOU.

470. BECAUSE I'D RATHER BE

471. WITH AVERAGE FRIENDS

472. AND BEAUTIFUL

473. BETTER THAN MY OLD ONES.

474. I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY I FEEL!

475. I'M COOLER THAN YOU, "FRANTIC",

476. KNOW WHY?

477. BECAUSE I'M NOT.

478. THINK ABOUT IT, I HAVEN'T.

479. ONE THING, JERRI BLANK.

480. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH A BIG HEART?

481. KAZA-KAZA-WA?

482. YOU ARE COOLER THAN ME.

483. I DON'T TREAT PEOPLE VERY WELL,

484. AND THAT'S NOT VERY COOL.

485. SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

486. LEARNING TO DO.

487. I'M GOING TO GO LIVE IN THE GUTTER FOR 32 YEARS

488. WHAT MAKES YOU TICK.

489. WELL I'M OFF TO BE A WHORE!

490. SHE'S GONNA MAKE A CHUNK OF CHANGE.

491. OH, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

492. I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION!

493. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF FLATPOINT HIGH.

494. FLATPOINT FOREVER!

495. I MISSED YOU GUYS!

496. IT IS OVER! THE END OF ALL THINGS!

497. THE DAY OF WRATH, LONG FORETOLD.

498. HAS BEEN STRUCK

499. SHALL BE SCATTERED!

500. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

501. CAN I SAY IT?

502. THEY'VE TURNED THE SCHOOL INTO A STRIP MALL.

503. IT'S OVER!

504. KICK 'EM, DONKS!

505.

506. SWEET BABY JESUS, WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING?

507. ONYX!

508. INTO A STRIP MALL NOW!

509. HA HA HA!

510. WE WEREN'T GOING TO TURN IT INTO A STRIP MALL!

511. WE WEREN'T?

512. YEAH, WE WERE.

513. GET IN THERE, GET IN!

514. YOU'LL BE SAFE IN THERE!

515. HURRY UP! GET YOUR MONKEY ASS OUT!

516. C'MON, GET OUT...

517. JERRI!

518.

519.

520.

521.

522. FLAMING STICKY BUNS.

523. SENT A MESSAGE,

524. AND WE'LL BE SHOUTING THAT MESSAGE,

525. JAIL CELLS.

526. JAIL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "JAIL" ?

527. WELL, WE DID BURN DOWN A SCHOOL AND...

528. KILL A FEW PEOPLE.

529. OH YEAH, WE'RE GOIN' TO JAIL.

530. I DON'T THINK SO BOYS!

531. YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

532. BACK TO THE STREETS

533. WHERE WE'LL FIGHT LIKE DOGS FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD

534. AND WE'LL SELL OUR BODIES FOR SMACK.

535. BEATS TEACHIN'.

536. STUPID, JUNKIE WHORE!

537.

538. I CAN'T RUN IN THESE SHOES!

539.

540.

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