Strangers with Candy 2x9

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Alan Tudyk as Father • Heather Magee as Shannon Tudyk

After first attempting to stop Jerri from escaping, the leader of the cult realizes how annoying she is and tries to get rid of her, while Principle Blackman, Mr. Noblet and Mr. Jellineck try to rescue her.

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1. A FLOWER FOR A SMALL DONATION?

2. I WOULDN'T MIND SHOVING SOMETHING IN THAT CAN OF YOURS.

3. "MESSIANIC CULT MOVES TO FLATPOINT"!

4. HARKEN TO MY VOICE.

5. ON CONTROLLING YOUR ACTIONS.

6. IT AT ALL COSTS.

7. ARE YOU ALONE?

8. NOT REALLY.

9. I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY OR FRIENDS

10. THAT CARE ABOUT ME.

11. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

12. OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CULT.

13. HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS JERRI!

14. HALLELUJAH, JERRI!

15. FATHER FATHER... WHO'S THAT?

16. FATHER.

17. BEHOLD!

18. MAJESTY OF FAITH!

19. THE PHONE IS NEVER GOING TO RING

20. AND WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HEAR FROM HER ANYMORE...

21.

22. WWHOOOO ARRRRE YOOOUU?

23. JER-REE BLAAAANK.

24. ARRRRRGHHH!

25. GET OUT OF THERE!

26. IS A CULT.

27. IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW, YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE!

28. I CAN'T LEAVE!

29. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

30. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

31. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

32. SHE'S ONE OF US!

33.

34. EVERYBODY!

35. JERRI!

36. JERRI!

37. OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE.

38. FLOWERS, STRANGER?

39. JERRI!

40. JERRI'S DEAD!

41. MY NAME IS SYCAMORE.

42. WHA—

43. NOOOOOOO!

44. I GOTTA GET HELP!

45. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

46. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

47. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

48. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

49. DID A LOT OF TIME.

50. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

51. I STOLE THE TV.

52. DID SOME MORE TIME.

53. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

54. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

55. ARE JUST THE SAME.

56. GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.

57. BREAKFAST?

58. BECAUSE I WAS HOPING, AS YOUR PRINCIPAL,

59. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.

60. "RAP SESSION" AS IT WERE.

61. WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING— SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

62. NOW, I NEED A VOLUNTEER.

63. OH COME ON, ANYONE WILL DO.

64. HOT TEA! AHH! MY EYES!

65. YOU FOOL! IT'S BURNING!

66. APART FROM THE CROWD!

67. DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A CULT OUT THERE?

68. ON FOOLISH YOUNG BEES

69. THE FLATPOINT HIVE?

70. DRAG HIM AWAY,

71. AND PUT HIM WITH THE OTHERS.

72. THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

73. NOW, IN ORDER TO ENHANCE YOUR INDIVIDUALITY THROUGH CONFORMITY

74. I'M INSTITUTING A DRESS CODE.

75.

76. BASED ON YOUR OWN REQUEST, THAT I IMAGINE YOU WOULD HAVE REQUESTED,

77. FOR YOUR REQUEST.

78. HIT IT, NOBLET!

79.

80. AT THE DOOR.

81. IS SPORTING THE LATEST

82. IN "BLACKWEAR" BY BLACKMAN.

83. HIS LEGS,

84. CAMOUFLAGE PANTS

85. WITH THE FACELESS MOB.

86. SAYS TO EVERYBODY,

87. "STAY AWAY, I BELONG TO ANOTHER."

88. REPORT TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE FOR YOUR FREE UNIFORMS...

89. AND REPORT TO MY OFFICE

90. "NUTTY GOOD BARS,"

91. TO PAY FOR YOUR FREE UNIFORMS.

92.

93. I AM TELLING YOU, GEOFFREY,

94. A PUMA ON THE PROWL OUT THERE.

95. I WAS A LITTLE...

96. ON THE TURN?

97. NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?

98. IN THAT UNIFORM.

99. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MINE.

100. YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANNA GO WITH PLEATS ON YOURS.

101. YOU MEAN?

102. YOU KNOW, THE HIPS.

103. I'M HIPPY?

104. MR. JELLINECK, MR. NOBLET, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!

105. HOLD ON, ORLANDO!

106. IT'S AN EMERGENCY! SO IS THIS!

107. LOOK, GEOFFREY, IF YOU THINK I'M FAT,

108. WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO!

109. YOU'RE FAT. I KNEW IT!

110. WHAT'S GOING ON, ORLANDO?

111. JERRI BLANK'S BEEN ABDUCTED BY A CULT!

112. MY GOD!

113. WHY CAN'T CHUCK TAKE CRITICISM?

114. AM I WRONG?

115. I MEAN, HE'S GETTIN' A LITTLE CHUNKY, RIGHT?

116. WHAT ABOUT JERRI?

117. OH YEAH!

118. SHE'S A PIG.

119. SHE'S IN A CULT!

120. WHAT! WE HAVE TO TELL PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN RIGHT AWAY!

121. I BETTER CHANGE FIRST.

122. BUTTERFLY!

123. JOSEPHUS!

124. GOLIATH!

125. SYCAMORE!

126. BECKAGE!

127. SYCAMORE, I'M SO PROUD TO BE YOUR SPONSOR.

128. I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED TO LET US MAKE YOU STAY.

129. BACK AT YA.

130. I'VE EVER BEEN.

131. HUGS!

132. MMMMMMM...

133. YOU ARE SO FUNNY, SYCAMORE.

134. GET HILARIOUS?

135. UH, SYCAMORE,

136. BUNDLING YOUR FLOWERS?

137. SHOVE OFF, CHUBS, I'M MAKIN' TIME.

138. SAUSAGE LINKS OFF MY FLOWERS.

139. THANK YOU, BILL.

140. SYCAMORE, IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

141. MMMM... DON'T THINK SO—

142. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, BROTHER ADAM?

143. NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

144. SO WHY DON'T YOU HIT THE TRAIL MIX, SIR-FEEDS-A-LOT.

145. SYCAMORE, ARE YOU KEEPING YOUR HEART FULL OF LOVE?

146. REMEMBER, AN EMPTY HEART IS THE DEVIL'S HOT TUB.

147. OH, YEAH, DAD—

148. RUNNETH OVER.

149. I LOVE REBECCA, I LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE COMPOUND.

150. I LOVE YOU... HEH HEH...

151. YOUR TURN.

152. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

153. IT'S EMBARRASSING TO HAVE TO ASK,

154. THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SAY ABOUT ME THAT YOU LOVE?

155. MY CHILDREN, SYCAMORE.

156. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

157. LOVE ABOUT ME?

158. FLOWER FROM GOD.

159. ONE YESTERDAY.

160. SAY SOMETHING NEW.

161. LIKE WHAT?

162. WHAT ABOUT MY VOICE?

163. IT'S VERY NICE.

164. LIKE A BIRD?

165. SURE YOU DO.

166. OF BIRD?

167. A SMALL ONE?

168. I DON'T KNOW!

169. YOU DON'T KNOW?

170. WELL, MAYBE THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE FOR ME.

171. I'M GONNA GO PACK MY GRAINS AND GO.

172. A BIG BIRD.

173. BIG! SMALL?

174. THAT'S RIGHT.

175. WITH A SLIM WAIST.

176. ABOUT ME.

177. HUGS!

178. MY EYES?

179. BILL!

180. BRING THE VAN AROUND, WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL.

181. MY VAGINA?

182. WHAT IS THIS?

183. AT SCHOOL.

184. AND FLATPOINT.

185. SEE WHY WE NEED A DRESS CODE?

186. SNATCH IT OFF.

187. BUT I'M NOT WEARING A BR—

188. A-SNATCH IT OFF!

189. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN! WHO APPROACHES?

190. MR. JELLINECK.

191. SUCKED INTO A CULT.

192. BY A CHARLATAN?

193. SHOOT!

194. KEEP IT DOWN.

195. TO MY OFFICE.

196. I WONDER WHERE SHE IS?

197. SHE'S AT THE MALL.

198. THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!

199. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LOCATE HER

200. THAT DEN OF MINDLESS SUPERSTITION...

201. CONSULT THE BONES.

202. HMM...

203. NOBLET!

204. BRING THE VAN AROUND!

205. WE'RE OFF TO THE MALL!

206. SPREAD OUT.

207. HELLO, I LOVE YOU,

208. FOR SOME FLOWERS?

209. THEY'RE FREE.

210. SURE.

211. $20, PLEASE.

212. THEY WERE FREE.

213. I'M SORRY, I MUST'VE LIED.

214. TO A GOOD CAUSE.

215. WHAT GOOD CAUSE?

216. REHIBILAAA...

217. A MIND-CONTROL CULT, WE TAKE YOUR BABIES.

218. MEANS IS A DRUG REHABILITATION CENTER.

219. WAY TO GO, FAT-UM!

220. YOU JUST COST FATHER $5!

221. FIVE?

222. CHARGE HER 20.

223. 3 TO 1 SPLIT.

224. IT'S BETTER THAN WHAT NICO USED TO GIVE ME.

225. YOU KNOW, THE BEST I EVER DID WAS 10%

226. WITH A CAR ANTENNA.

227. ADAM, GOD LOVES YOU.

228. WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM GO LOVE YOU

229. FOR AWHILE.

230. JERRI...

231. SYCAMORE.

232. RIGHT.

233. MY DAUGHTER, YOU KNOW THE ORGANIZATION

234. PRETTY EXCLUSIVELY.

235. OF INFINITE FORGIVENESS,

236. THE LIMITS OF INFINITY.

237. YOU KNOW, I THINK GOD

238. HAS OTHER, GREATER PLANS FOR YOU TODAY.

239. LIKE WHAT?

240. TO THE VAN AND STAYING THERE.

241. JESUS H. GYP!

242. REBECCA, YOU'RE HER SPIRIT GUIDE.

243. STAYS IN THE VAN.

244. C'MON, BILL, I WANT SOME NACHOS.

245. HEY, THAT'S ONE OF THEM THERE.

246. SELLING FLOWERS.

247. THEY'RE SO FIENDISH!

248. ALL RIGHT, NOBLET, MAKE THE CONTACT,

249. THEY'RE HIDING JERRI.

250. BUT STAY STRONG—

251. DON'T FALL FOR ANY OF THEIR TRICKS.

252. DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT AN IRON WILL.

253. SO... WHAT ARE YOU SELLIN' HERE?

254. FLOWERS.

255. TO LOVE YOU?

256. OH GOD, YES! DESPERATELY!

257. I'M SO LONELY!

258. TO COME WITH US?

259. I'LL GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT AND DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.

260. JUST LOVE ME.

261. OH, I SHOULD TELL YOU— I'M A PLANT...

262. THEY'RE WATCHING US.

263. WE'RE LOOKING FOR JERRI.

264. I'M HER TEACHER, AND THAT'S HER PRINCIPAL.

265. THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE.

266. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN COME WITH US.

267. WHAT?

268. NO, PLEASE, I NEED YOU!

269. NOBLET!

270. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

271. I'M SORRY.

272. I— I JUST WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT KIND OF ONSLAUGHT.

273. OUR COVER'S BLOWN!

274. BACK TO H.Q.

275. REBECCA, THIS ABDUCTION ATTEMPT WORRIES ME.

276. WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS KIND OF TROUBLE.

277. PAPER FLOWER SALE SEASON.

278. BEAUTIFUL POTENTIAL.

279. I'M AFRAID THIS IS ONE LITTLE LAMB

280. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LET THE WOLVES PICK OFF.

281. PLEASE, FATHER.

282. ALRIGHT.

283. YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE.

284. THANK YOU, FATHER.

285. THANKS, BILL.

286. THIS WORKS FOR ME.

287. OH, YES...

288. WELL, CHIEF—

289. COME FOR ME AGAIN,

290. WE'LL BE READY TO MERGE WITH THE INFINITE.

291. OF THE WORLD.

292. BUT SURELY THERE ARE

293. OF THIS HONOR THAN I.

294. NO, TRUST ME, YOU DESERVE IT.

295. IF THAT IS YOUR WISH, MASTER OF DARK DESIRES.

296. BUT I WON'T GO

297. FOR THIS HONOR

298. OF STEAMY...

299. SACRED... RITE.

300. THERE IS NO INITIA—

301. WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE,

302. AND I'LL GO PREPARE THE... UM...

303. PREPARATIONS.

304. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

305. WAY TO GO AT THE MALL, NOBLET.

306. YOU REALLY SCREWED IT UP!

307. WHAT THEY DID TO ME.

308. NO IDEA!

309. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WAS RIGHT THERE!

310.

311. HELLO?

312. Hello, I have something to tell you about Jerri Blank.

313. WHO IS THIS?

314. LET'S JUST SAY I'M... THE LEADER OF THE CULT.

315. OH, NEVER MIND WHO I AM.

316. I'M AN OLD WOMAN.

317. ERR... AH... ALL YOU NEED KNOW IS THAT IF YOU WANT JERRI BLANK,

318. IN 20 MINUTES SHE'LL BE ALONE IN FRONT OF YOUR SCHOOL.

319. So, uh, if you still want her,

320. that would be a grand opportunity to grab her!

321. HAS FINALLY PAID OFF.

322. A BREAKTHROUGH!

323. TO THE VAN!

324. OH SYCAMORE...

325. IT'S INITIATION TIME!

326. FATHER!

327. JERRI, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

328. UH... JUST GOIN' TO WIN SOME MORE VICTORIES FOR GOD!

329. GET OUT! AHH!

330. SYCAMORE, COULD YOU GET OUT AND CHECK THE TIRE?

331. I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LOW.

332. SURE.

333. THERE SHE IS! GET HER!

334. ALL RIGHT! GET HER IN THE VAN!

335. NICELY DONE, LET'S ROLL!

336. LET'S GET HER OUT!

337.

338. MY GOD!

339. BEAT YOU MERCILESSLY, BLANK!

340. THEY DIDN'T BEAT ME, YOU DID!

341. OH, SHE'S IN DEEPER THAN WE THOUGHT.

342. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!

343. LET'S GET HER INSIDE FOR DE-PROGRAMMING!

344. WATCH IT!

345. TO SUCK HER IN,

346. TO SUCK HER OUT!

347. TALKING TO HER FIRST.

348. HEY, JERRI...

349. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

350. LISTEN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH.

351. I DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS.

352. I'M NOT ACTING IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.

353. WHY WON'T YOU TRUST ME?

354. I WANNA GO BACK.

355. CARE ABOUT ME.

356. YES, MAYBE THAT'S TRUE, BUT DO THEY CARE ABOUT ME?

357. I DON'T THINK SO.

358. IN YOUR LOGIC NOW?

359. NO.

360. AAAH, I CAN'T REACH HER.

361. SOME FRIGHTENING WORLD

362. THAT ISN'T CENTERED AROUND ME.

363. AN ELECTRICAL CORD TO HER DELICATES

364. BACK TO REALITY!

365. GET THROUGH TO HER.

366. FOR 45 SECONDS—

367. HE KNOWS!

368. I'LL TRY, BUT WE'LL NEED TO BE ALONE.

369. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT.

370. THANK YOU.

371. THANK YOU.

372. OKAY, JERRI, LET'S GO.

373. WHERE?

374. BACK TO THE CULT!

375. WHA— HOW?

376. THROUGH THE FURNACE

377. THE AIR SHAFT.

378. WE'LL BURN TO DEATH!

379. PROTECT US!

380. FAITH, WOMAN?

381. NOBLET, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

382. TO ESCAPE.

383. GET BACK IN THAT CHAIR, YOU CRAZY CULTY!

384. ESCAPE?

385. I SAY WE CUT HER HAMSTRINGS.

386. MRS. BLANK.

387. I THINK IT'S TIME THAT SOMEONE WHO TRULY LOVES HER

388. TRY TO REACH HER.

389. NO...

390. I THINK I SHOULD.

391. HELLO, JERRI!

392. MY NAME IS SYCAMORE! JERRI'S DEAD.

393. DON'T GET OUR HOPES UP, TROLL.

394. HAVE SOME NEW FRIENDS?

395. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEY CARE ABOUT ME.

396. YOU, JERRI.

397. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

398. IF I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, DARLING,

399. THAT I DO?

400. THEY TELL ME THAT I'M BEAUTIFUL.

401. BELIEVE THEM, JERRI...

402. OR THIS?

403. SO WHAT?

404. A PHOTOGRAPH.

405. IT'S A MIRROR, JERRI!

406. OH MY GOD!

407. IT, BLANK!

408. COME BACK TO ME, JERRI.

409. FIGHT US, JERRI. STAY IN THE CULT.

410. FREE YOUR MIND! BAD CULT!

411. LOOK, JERRI, LOOK!

412. AGGHHH!

413. I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL!

414. RIGHT!

415. NOW YOU CAN GO HOME, JERRI!

416. NOW YOU CAN—

417. NOT SO FAST!

418. LET'S NOT COUNT OUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY'RE

419. THEIR HEADS CUT OFF.

420. SHE'S NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.

421. TO STAY DOWN HERE

422. UNTIL WE ARE SURE SHE WON'T SLIP BACK AND RECOVER HER SELF-WORTH.

423. I AGREE, I THINK SHE SHOULD STAY HERE.

424. LET'S STEP BACK FOR A WHILE AND LEAVE HER

425. OWN... DESPAIR.

426.

427. I KNEW THEY'D COME FOR HER!

428. SSHHHHH!

429. REBECCA!

430. WE'VE GOTTA STOP HER.

431. NO!

432. JERRI MUST PASS ON HER OWN.

433. I CAME FOR YOU.

434. I COULDN'T LET YOU GO.

435. HIDE HIS GRIEF,

436. BACK IN THE FOLD, TOO.

437. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

438. JERRI, REMEMBER THE HUGS?

439. OH, THE HUGS!

440. SO BEAUTIFUL, JERRI.

441. OH!

442. NO.

443. I WON'T GO BACK INTO A WORLD OF LIES

444. ME I'M BEAUTIFUL!

445. I WON'T BE SUCKED INTO A LIVING HELL

446. EAT WELL AND LOVE EACH OTHER.

447. I'M WITH PEOPLE WHO CARE ENOUGH ABOUT ME

448. ABOUT ME!

449. GOODBYE, REBECCA.

450. PICTURE OF ME.

451. I'M SORRY, JERRI.

452. GOD LOVES YOU.

453. YEAH, YEAH.

454. SHE'S BACK!

455. I'M BACK!

456. HUGS! HUGS! HUGS!

457. HUGS?

458. HUGS?

459. WELL, I GUESS WHAT I LEARNED THIS WEEK

460. THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

461. AND THAT THEY LOVE YOU,

462. CHANCES ARE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU

463. INTO BEING HAPPY.

464. DON'T LET THEM.

465. THANK GOD, I ESCAPED,

466. AND NOW I'M FREE TO BE MY OWN PERSON.

467.