Strangers with Candy 2x8

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Alan Tudyk as Father • Heather Magee as Shannon Tudyk

Feeling rejected by her classmates and abandoned by her family, Jerri is seduced into joining a religious cult.

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2. Good shooting, assassin.

3. Get ready for Chester A. Arthur.

4. CHECK IT OUT, ORLANDO.

5. CHESTER A. ARTHUR'S ABOUT TO CUT THE RIBBON.

6. DON'T WORRY, CHESTER... EVERYTHING IS FINE—

7. YOU'RE SAFE BEHIND THAT BIG WALRUS MUSTACHE...

8. ALL RIGHT, C'MON, JERRI.

9. Ha Ha Ha— You missed me!

10. WAY TO GO, ORLANDO!

11. GOD, I HATE THAT "YOU MISSED ME" DANCE.

12. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

13. OH COME ON, ONE MORE GAME.

14. NO.

15. OH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON...

16. HERE COMES WASHINGTON.

17. EVERY TIME.

18. TWO WEREN'T SMILING.

19. AND SOME HAPPINESS?

20. NOT RIGHT NOW.

21. THERE'S A POWDERED WIG IN MY SIGHTS,

22. AND I'M JUST ABOUT TO DRIVE SOME LEAD THROUGH IT.

23. BINGO!

24. The Father of our country is down!

25. HA HA HA— LOOK, HIS WOODEN TEETH POPPED OUT!

26. THAT'S HILARIOUS!

27. ENJOY LIFE.

28. I GET MY KICKS.

29. FOR A SMALL DONATION?

30. I WOULDN'T MIND SHOVING SOMETHING IN THAT CAN OF YOURS.

31. LISTEN, WE DON'T WANT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING.

32. LEAVE US ALONE?

33. WHY'D YOU DO THAT, ORLANDO?

34. ARE A NUISANCE.

35. WHAT ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE?

36. A NUISANCE.

37. HERE COMES JEFFERSON!

38. NO, COME ON, JERRI, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!

39. DAMN!

40. You missed me, assassin!

41. Now I'm gonna go have sex with my slaves!

42.

43. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

44. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

45. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

46. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

47. DID A LOT OF TIME.

48. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

49. I STOLE THE TV.

50. DID SOME MORE TIME.

51. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

52. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

53. ARE JUST THE SAME.

54. GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.

55. PRINCIPAL.

56. ALL RISE...

57. MIGHT SIT FOR MY MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT.

58. ALL RISE.

59. ALL RIGHT, SIT.

60. THAT IS ALL.

61. IRIS, GIVE IT A REST.

62. OH, I LOVE MY LITTLE MORNING PEP TALK.

63. LET'S SEE... "SENATE DEADLOCKED ON BILL,"

64. "THE FED PUSHES THE PRIME,"

65. "DOUBLE-HEADED BABY BORN TO SINGLE-BREASTED MOTHER—

66. FIGHT TO FEED."

67. AH— WHAT'S THIS?

68. "MESSIANIC CULT MOVES TO FLATPOINT!"

69. CULT!

70. I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

71. WOULD ATTEMPT TO CONTROL FRESH YOUNG MINDS?

72. ATTENTION!

73. IRIS, HIT IT!

74. HARKEN TO MY VOICE!

75. IS INTENT ON CONTROLLING YOUR ACTIONS!

76. TO AVOID IT AT ALL COST!

77. THAT IS ALL.

78. ONE MORE THING.

79. THAT IS ALL.

80.

81. HEY JERRI!

82. THE CULT, HUH?

83. YEAH, I'M TERRIFIED. SEE ME SHAKE?

84. DAMN D.T.s.

85. ABOUT CULTS?

86. YOU KNOW, THEY PREY ON THE FRIENDLESS...

87. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

88. HELLO, LADIES, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?

89. JUST WONDERING

90. WHY YOU'D COME TALK TO US?

91. HAD, FOR FRI, SAT, SUN?

92. WELL, FIRST WE'RE GOING TO AVOID YOU.

93. THEN AFTER THAT, WE THOUGHT WE'D SHUN YOU,

94. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY!

95. HEY— WHY DON'T YOU NOT COME WITH US!

96.

97. LOOKING AT, BONGO?

98. THE CULTS DO?

99. THE CULTS?

100. THE WEAK-MINDED.

101. HEY, JERRI, EAT THIS!

102. WHAT IS IT?

103. IT'S A SCAB! HA HA HA HA!

104. AGAIN?

105. BOY, AM I SIMPLE.

106. SAYING, ORLANDO?

107. NOTHING, I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.

108. WE WERE HANGING OUT THIS WEEKEND?

109. I CAN'T— I'M HELPING MY UNCLE

110. WATER AND FIREARMS.

111. SCAB.

112. OH JERRI, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING HOME THIS EARLY.

113. LEFT SOONER.

114. WE GOING?

115. WELL, IF BY "WE," YOU MEAN DERRICK AND I,

116. A FAMILY

117. "GET AWAY WEEKEND" TO GOODTIME ISLAND!

118. GOODTIME ISLAND!

119. OH, DIDN'T I REMEMBER NOT TO TELL YOU?

120. CHECK IT OUT, TROLL.

121. WITH FULL RELEASE!

122. FULL RELEASE! I'LL GO PACK MY THINGS!

123. OH— I'M SORRY, JERRI.

124. YOU KNOW, THE CAR ONLY HAS ROOM FOR FOUR,

125. AND WE'VE ALREADY GOT TWO!

126. SO IF YOU GET HUNGRY... UH, EAT SOMETHING.

127. UNNNNN!

128. COME ON, DERRICK!

129. UNNNNH... UNNNNNH...

130. UNHH!

131. I'VE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF!

132. HA! I'LL SHOW THEM!

133. I'M GONNA HAVE A PARTY!

134. I'M GONNA CALL ALL MY FRIENDS AND—

135. YEAH... FRIENDS.

136. I'LL FEED MY BABY.

137. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

138. IMAGINARY CREATION

139. OF LONELINESS.

140. I'LL GO TO THE MALL.

141.

142. WATCH OUT.

143. HEY!

144. HI.

145. HI!

146. THE NICE CAN.

147. ARE YOU ALONE?

148. NOT REALLY.

149. I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY OR FRIENDS THAT CARE ABOUT ME.

150. FRIEND TO CARE ABOUT YOU?

151. YEAH!

152. WELL, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

153. YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.

154. HEY!

155. LOOK, I SPRAYED THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR

156. WITH MY GRAPE SODIE!

157. IS REBECCA.

158. WHAT'S YOURS, JERRI?

159. JERRI.

160. WHAT'S YOURS, REBECCA?

161. REBECCA.

162. THIS WEEKEND?

163. YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT IT.

164. WELL, I'M DRIVING TO A PLACE WHERE THERE'LL BE HUGGING AND

165. SINGING... AND A LOT OF PEOPLE BEING FRIENDLY.

166. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

167. TO COME WITH YOU?

168. YES.

169. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET FATHER.

170. WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS?

171. OH, IT'S JUST A... COLLECTIVE COOPERATIVE

172. OUTREACH PROGRAM PROJECT.

173. OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CULT.

174. JESUS! LET'S GO!

175. NICE RIDE!

176. ALONG THE WAY—

177. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

178. I DON'T THINK THERE'S TIME, JERRI.

179. HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS JERRI!

180. HALLELUJAH, JERRI!

181. BUNCH OF ZOMBIES!

182. HA HA HA HA HA!

183. GET IN!

184.

185. BOY, YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE FOND OF THAT DITTY.

186. SO WHERE ARE WE?

187. I MUST'VE FALLEN ASLEEP AFTER YOU

188. THOSE PILLS

189. AND PUT ON THAT BLINDFOLD.

190. TRAP HOUSE.

191. WHERE IS THAT?

192. RIGHT HERE!

193. RIGHT HERE?

194. SAFE TRAP HOUSE, SILLY!

195. UGHMMM! YOU'RE A YUM-YUM.

196. C'MON, JERRI, LET'S GO INSIDE FOREVER.

197. YOU PEOPLE DO HERE?

198. SING A LITTLE, EAT A LITTLE FUDGE,

199. TO AN ORIENTAL MESSIAH.

200. HMMM, EAT A LITTLE FUDGE?

201. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD HEAD HOME.

202. HOME TO WHAT, JERRI?

203. DOESN'T CARE

204. DON'T LOVE YOU?

205. WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT'S MY FRIENDS

206. THAT DON'T CARE

207. THAT DOESN'T LOVE ME.

208. JERRI, THIS MAY BE YOUR FIRST LAST BEST CHANCE

209. FOR A FRESH START

210. THE FIRST TIME AGAIN.

211. THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF HUGGING...

212. HMMMM... I'M IN.

213. OOOH, BOY, AM I EXHAUSTED.

214. SERIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO LEARN A NEW SONG.

215. I'LL BET YOU KNOW A LOT OF GREAT SONGS, JERRI!

216. OH, PLENTY.

217. SONG ABOUT A WELCOME TABLE

218. SIT... AT... IT...

219. WE'LL BE SLEEPING TONIGHT, JERRI.

220. WE?

221. AS IN YOU AND... WE?

222. YEEEEESS.

223. IT'S DARK.

224. TAKE MY HAND, BEC,

225. INTO THE DARKNESS.

226. OOF! WHAT WAS THAT?

227. OH, WOW.

228. WE'RE NOT ALONE.

229. THAT'S COOL. I CAN SWING WITH THAT.

230. HEY, I'VE BEEN THERE.

231. HEY! TWO?

232. HMM... YEAH...

233. IT'S GONNA BE A CRAAAZZZY NIGHT, A CHOO CHOO TRAIN, ALL ABOARD...

234. OH... WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER.

235. I THOUGHT WE WERE... SLEEPING TOGETHER.

236. YOU'LL BE HERE,

237. AND I'LL BE DOWN THERE!

238. GOOD NIGHT!

239. WOMEN.

240.

241. AH, GREAT.

242.

243. RISE AND SHINE, JERRI!

244. ABOUT YOU!

245. GOOD MORNING, JERRI!

246. WELCOME TO BREAKFAST!

247. TAKE A HIKE, SMILEY.

248. HOW DID YOU SLEEP, JERRI?

249. ALONE.

250. DAMN! MY MUSCLE'S AS TIGHT AS A HEBREW'S WALLET.

251. HI! I'M NEW HERE, TOO, MY NAME'S ADAM.

252. FASCINATING.

253. HEY, GRAMPS— I'LL TAKE SOME

254. SAUSAGE LINKS, SAUSAGE PATTIES, CANADIAN BACON,

255. BACK BACON, BACON, COFFEE BLACK— KEEP IT COMIN'.

256. UH, WE DON'T EAT MEAT HERE, JERRI.

257. ONLY GRAINS—

258. THE ESSENCE OF GOD.

259. HMM... MORE GOOD NEWS.

260. GOD'S A LITTLE BLAND.

261. HEY, BEC, YA GOT A BUS SCHEDULE?

262. WHAT'S WRONG, JERRI?

263. I MEAN, I LIKE THE HUGGING AND EVERYTHING,

264. AND ALL THE NEW FRIENDS,

265. FRUSTRATING WHEN WE DON'T...

266. A NOTCH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

267. ahhh oooo...

268. FATHER, FATHER... FATHER, FATHER... FATHER, FATHER...

269. FATHER, FATHER... FATHER, FATHER... FATHER, FATHER...

270. WHO'S THAT?

271. FATHER.

272. BEHOLD!

273. THE MAJESTY OF FAITH!

274. AHHHHHH!

275. AMEN.

276. AH!

277. THANK YOU, BILL!

278. EVERY MORNING, MY CHILDREN, AFTER I FLOAT INTO YOUR MIDST,

279. THANK GOD FOR THIS FOOD.

280. ASK OURSELVES...

281. WHY GOD?

282. I HAVE.

283. AND I'LL TELL YA SOMETHING,

284. I CAN'T THINK OF ONE GOOD REASON.

285. SO FROM NOW ON

286. WE'RE GOING TO BE THANKING ME.

287. THANK YOU, FATHER!

288. HE WAS A CHINK.

289. NO, JERRI...

290. WAS STATIONED IN KOREA FOR A WHILE.

291. OOOOOWWWWAAAAAAYA!

292. WHEN IT COMES PEOPLE, IT WILL HAPPEN THIS FAST!

293. A PITCHER OF JUICE AND

294. SMASH IT AGAINST THE WALL.

295. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

296. SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP.

297. WHO'S THAT GONNA BE?

298. YOU.

299. FREAKS.

300. NICE FLOOR SHOW.

301. LOOK, BEC,

302. I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT.

303. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, AS SOON AS I PASS

304. WHAT I'M GUESSING WILL BE A...

305. MEMORABLE STOOL,

306. I'M GONNA TAKE THE FIRST TRAIN

307. OUT OF PLANET ZOOT,

308. PEOPLE ARE FROM.

309. REBECCA.

310. JERRI, THIS IS "FATHER," OUR FATHER!

311. HEY, POPS, I'M JERRI BLANK.

312. WHO ARE YOU?

313. WHAT ARE YA, "DEEF" ?

314. I SAID, I'M JERRI BLANK.

315. NO, THAT'S TOO EASY.

316. YOOOOUUUU?

317. JER-REE- BLAAAANK.

318. NICE CHAT, I GOTTA BLOW.

319. WELL, GOODBYE, JERRI BLANK.

320. IT'LL BE A SHAME TO LOSE SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU.

321. KASA WASA WA?

322. ISN'T SHE LOVELY, EVERYONE?

323. UHHHHHH...

324. I SAID ISN'T SHE LOVELY, EVERYONE?

325. SHE'S LOVELY!

326. CREATURE FROM GOD!

327. EHHHH, EHHHH...

328. WITH ALL THIS BEAUTY?

329. NO.

330. ONTO THE WORLD!

331. GO!

332. I CAN'T LEAVE...

333. SHE CAN'T LEAVE!

334. NO, IT'S LOCKED, THE DOOR IS LOCKED!

335. COME ON, MY CHILDREN,

336. REMEMBER—

337. WE'RE EXERTING OURSELVES FOR A HIGHER POWER!

338. NAMELY, ME!

339.

340. WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE LOVE LINE, JERRI?

341. IT'S A LITTLE TOUGH ON THE HAUNCHES.

342. I'M JUST SO TIRED.

343. DON'T YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST SO...

344. PRETTY?

345. C'MON, LET'S GET BACK IN LINE.

346. WHAT NOW, JERRI?

347. I WANNA GO HOME.

348. FINE.

349. YOU'RE NOT A PRISONER HERE.

350. THERE ARE NO BARS

351. FENCES.

352. WE DON'T HAVE ATTACK DOGS

353. ALLIGATOR-INFESTED SWAMPS

354. THIS COMPOUND.

355. HERE, CALL YOUR PARENTS—

356. PICK YOU UP.

357. THAT'S A SANDAL.

358. MORE DISTRUST, JERRI!

359. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

360. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

361. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

362. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

363. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

364. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

365. TRUST, LOVE, BEAUTY, FRIENDS, FUDGE!

366. WHY DON'T YOU TRUST US, JERRI?

367. BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO

368. OF MY WEAK MIND?

369. NO, WE'RE NOT, JERRI.

370. NO, YOU'RE NOT, JERRI.

371. YOU LOVE IT HERE.

372. I LOVE IT HERE.

373. PERSONAL FULFILLMENT

374. AND SPIRITUAL ECSTASY.

375. THIS IS A... WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

376. MADE A GREAT BREAKTHROUGH, JERRI.

377. SHE'S ONE OF US!

378. WHEEEWWWWW!

379. A WONDERFUL HEAVENLY ROBOT!

380. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES

381. THEM YOU'VE GOT A NEW HOME.

382. CALL... HOME...

383.

384. MOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT JERRI.

385. I'M NOT.

386. YES, YOU ARE.

387. WELL, WHAT IF I AM?

388. I'M HER STEP-MOTHER, AFTER ALL,

389. PHONE IS NEVER GOING TO RING

390. AND WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HEAR FROM HER ANYMORE.

391.

392. MOM, DON'T WORRY, SHE'LL CALL.

393.

394. BELIEVE THAT.

395. SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL—

396. DOESN'T COME HOME?

397. DERRICK.

398. MOM, WE CAN'T GIVE UP HOPE, WE CAN'T!

399. I KNOW, HONEY.

400.

401. JERRI, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF COINS.

402. I KNOW, I KNOW— I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.

403.

404. Hello, Orlando?

405. JERRI, WHERE ARE YOU?

406. Everything's fine.

407. I'm with my new friends at "safe trap house."

408. SAFE TRAP HOUSE?

409. JERRI, THAT'S A CULT!

410. Are they holding you against your will?

411. NO, ORLANDO.

412. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

413. IF THEY WEREN'T, WHY WOULD THEY HAVE

414. WASH MY BRAIN?

415. WHO YOU ARE.

416. REMEMBER THE OLD JERRI.

417. OFF THE OVERPASS?

418. BONES BY THE HIGHWAY?

419. HORRIBLE THING

420. YOU DID TO THE SQUIRREL?

421. THE SQUIRREL.

422. JERRI, LISTEN TO ME!

423. GET OUT OF THERE!

424. IS A CULT.

425. IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW, YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE!

426. YOU HEAR ME?

427. IT'S A CULT!

428. WHAT? I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS IN A CULT, ORLANDO.

429. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE ALL WEARING THE... SAME COLORED...

430. CLOTHES... WITH WIDE-EYED STARES...

431. RIGHT!

432. THANKS, ORLANDO.

433. I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND STAY PUT.

434. I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T RUN AWAY AND EXPECT YOU TO MEET ME

435. AND A DISGUISE.

436. GOODBYE, YOU PARANOID PERSON!

437. WELL, WHO'S UP FOR A SONG?

438. HUH?

439. A LOT OF FUN TO ME!

440. I'M JUST GONNA... WALK OVER HERE TO THESE STAIRS,

441. AND... RUN LIKE HELL!

442.

443.

444. You missed me, assassin!

445. I am not a corpse.

446. WHERE IS SHE?

447. WHY DIDN'T SHE SHOW UP LAST NIGHT?

448. FLOWERS?

449. FLOWERS?

450. JERRI!

451. HEY, JERRI!

452. JERRI! WHA—

453. JERRI!

454. JERRI!

455. OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE.

456. FLOWERS, STRANGER?

457. JERRI?

458. JERRI'S DEAD.

459. MY NAME IS SYCAMORE.

460. I GOTTA GO, ORLANDO— CULT'S WAITING.

461. I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

462. NOOOOO... !

463. YES.