Strangers with Candy 2x6

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Michael Jey as Doctor • Ian Stuart as Doctor

Someone hits Mr. Jellineck with their car, and the whole school is turned upside-down trying to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Jerri wrestles with her conscience, and Mr. Noblet considers revealing his secret feelings for Geoffrey in an effort to encourage his recovery.

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1. WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO MEET YOU HERE?

2. IT'S FREEZING.

3. I WANNA HAVE A PICNIC.

4. IT'S THE NINTH-MONTH ANNIVERSARY

5. OF US BECOMING... FRIENDS.

6. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO TO THE PLACE?

7. I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE PLACE.

8. IT'S MUSTY AND DARK.

9. A NICE PICNIC.

10. SANDWICHES.

11. THING AWAY.

12. SOMEONE WILL SEE!

13. WAY TO GO, CHUCK!

14. IN THERE!

15. A SOFT CHEESE!

16. OH, COME ON.

17. OH, JEEZ.

18.

19. GREAT!

20. THE MACAROONS.

21.

22. GEOFFREY NEEDS ME.

23. WHAT WAS THAT?

24. MY GOD... MR. JELLINECK.

25. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

26. I'VE GOTTA DO THE RIGHT THING.

27.

28. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

29. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

30. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

31. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

32. DID A LOT OF TIME.

33. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

34. I STOLE THE TV.

35. DID SOME MORE TIME.

36. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

37. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

38. ARE JUST THE SAME.

39. OH...

40. PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE HIS FACE.

41. PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE HIS FACE.

42. OH MY GOD!

43. IT'S HIS FACE.

44. OH, JERRI, YOU'RE DOING CHORES.

45. WHAT'S WRONG?

46. THE CAR, MUMSY.

47. WELL, GIVE ME THE KEYS.

48. TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL.

49. WHY?

50. OH, JERRI, IT'S AWFUL.

51. MR. JELLINECK'S HEAD WAS STRUCK BY A CAR.

52. HIS FACE CLEAN OFF.

53. GOSH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

54. WHO DID IT?

55. NO, HIT AND RUN.

56. NO SUSPECTS, NO FACE.

57. THEY DO KNOW ONE THING.

58. A CRUMPLED, FACELESS MAN

59. LYING IN THE STREET.

60. OH, GEOFFREY, YOUR FACE.

61. A NICE ONE.

62. IT FIT YOUR SKULL SO WELL.

63. I'M SORRY I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU.

64. I RAN HOME AND HID FOR A WHILE

65. WIFE TO DINNER.

66.

67. HANG IN THERE, CHIEF!

68. WHAT'S THE SITUATION? WHO RAN HIM DOWN?

69. HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

70. I'M MARRIED.

71. LOSES HIS FACE, I LOSE FACE.

72. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE CULPRIT.

73. IF HE COMES TO, DRILL HIM FOR INFORMATION.

74. I'VE GOT TO GO SEE A STUDENT IN THE... MATERNITY WARD.

75. LISTEN, GEOFFREY, I'M GONNA RUN.

76. I'M SURE THIS IS JUST A SCRATCH, OKAY?

77. YOU KEEP YOUR CHIN UP.

78. I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE HE HAS A CHIN.

79. WELL, WHAT'S IN THERE?

80. WELL, THAT'S ANYBODY'S GUESS.

81. IT CAME IN QUITE A JUMBLE.

82. MUCH SKULL EXPOSED,

83. HASTILY WRAPPED

84. THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE.

85. IS TO GO BACK IN

86. AND SIFT THROUGH THE WRECKAGE.

87. IT'S GOING TO BE TOUCH AND GO FOR A WHILE.

88. ONE BY HIS SIDE RIGHT NOW.

89. DON'T KNOW WHO THAT COULD BE.

90. I'LL ASK MY WIFE.

91. HEY, JERRI, YOU WANNA SIGN THIS "GET WELL" CARD

92. FOR MR. JELLINECK?

93. OKAY, I'LL SIGN IT.

94. HORRIBLE PERSON, ORLANDO.

95. GO ABOUT THAT?

96. I DON'T KNOW.

97. HAIR SAMPLE OR A FINGERPRINT.

98. HEY, JERRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

99. IT SLIPPED!

100. I GOTTA GO.

101. HELLO.

102. I'M MR. NOBLET, AND I'LL BE TAKING OVER FOR MR. JELLINECK

103. UNTIL HE RECOVERS FROM HIS... WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIM.

104. HE GOT HIT BY A CAR.

105. YOUR WORD ON THAT.

106. I WOULDN'T KNOW.

107. I WAS HOME THAT DAY, HIDING.

108. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT MR. JELLINECK'S

109. LESSON PLAN FOR TODAY.

110. LET'S SEE... "THE IMPORTANCE OF TRUTH IN HONEST ART."

111. OKAY.

112. WHEN YOU LIE IN ART, YOU BETRAY THE BEHOLDER.

113. AND THOSE LIES, THEY EAT AT YOU FROM THE INSIDE.

114. LIKE A... LIKE A SNAKE COILED AROUND YOUR HEART.

115. OF THE ROOM.

116. WHAT FOR?

117. YOU TO SEE.

118. EYES AT THE BACK!

119. OH, GEOFFREY!

120. WHY... WHY?

121. OKAY, TURN AROUND.

122. OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

123. GOOD WORK, EVERYBODY.

124. UM, WHY DON'T WE MAKE THE REST OF TODAY FREE TIME.

125. UM, WE'LL DO SOME... "SILHOUETTES OF FACES."

126. EYES IN THE BACK, EYES IN THE BACK.

127. OH, GOD!

128. THOSE LIPS... OH, THOSE PILLOWY LIPS!

129. NOW, MR. JELLINECK, YOU'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT.

130. "I HAVE A HEADACHE."

131. YOUR HEAD?

132. "THE FRONT."

133. WELL, THAT'S PROMISING.

134. WE DIDN'T THINK HIS HEAD HAD A FRONT.

135. UNLESS IT'S A PHANTOM PAIN.

136. DOCTORS, I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE LOCATED THE MOUTH?

137. YES.

138. UH, LET'S NOT JUMP THE GUN.

139. I'M NOT CONVINCED IT IS HIS MOUTH.

140. IT COULD BE HIS EYE.

141. IT'S THE MOUTH.

142. IT'S WHERE THE SOUND IS COMING FROM,

143. COMES FROM THE MOUTH.

144. WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHEN WE TRIED TO FEED HIM THERE,

145. IT WINKED AT US.

146. FIND THE FACE.

147. THAT'S IT FOR VISITING HOURS.

148. YOU ALL HAVE TO LEAVE,

149. UNLESS YOU'RE A FAMILY MEMBER OR A LOVER.

150. NOBLET, YOU HEARD THE WOMAN.

151. FAMILY MEMBERS OR LOVERS.

152. NOW, LET'S GO.

153. "CHUCK, DON'T LEAVE ME TWICE.

154. I NEED YOU."

155. NOBLET, WHAT'S HE MEAN BY THAT?

156. HE'S DELIRIOUS— SEDATE HIM.

157. OH, GOOD, IT'S HERE.

158. WHAT'S THAT?

159. THE PATIENT'S... HEAD.

160. TO WORK WITH

161. TO UNWRAP HIS... HEAD.

162. LOOK AT THAT.

163. IT'S HIDEOUS, I KNOW.

164. NO, WHERE THE CHIN SHOULD BE— A TIRE TRACK.

165. WE'VE GOT A LEAD.

166. NOBLET, LET'S GO.

167. TO THE VIGIL, JERRI.

168. MR. JELLINECK'S CARD.

169. I'D LIKE TO SIGN IT.

170. NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

171. NO, NO, PLEASE.

172. DO MY PART.

173. ALL RIGHT.

174. MOTHER'S CAR TO THE CAR WASH?

175. WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?

176. THAT THERE'S BLOOD AND GRISTLE TO BE SCRUBBED OFF?

177. NO, JERRI, NO, JERRI!

178. JERRI, JERRI!

179. JERRI, YOU'RE THE HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER.

180. WHAT?

181. WHAT?

182. THE ACCIDENT

183. THE TRAJECTORY OF THE FACE,

184. AND I NEED A DRIVER.

185. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

186. GOOD, GET IN.

187. NOW, I WANT YOU TO DRIVE DOWN THIS STREET

188. LIKE A CRAZED LUNATIC.

189. FOR ALL OUR PURPOSES, THAT IS JELLINECK'S HEAD.

190. DESTROY, BLANK.

191. DESTROY!

192.

193. DAMN!

194. THAT'S GOTTA STING.

195. MELON EXPLODE, BLANK?

196. AND A MELON'S A LOT STRONGER THAN AN AVERAGE SKULL.

197. WHAT KIND OF INHUMAN MANIAC

198. AND THEN JUST SCOOT AWAY?

199. CAN YOU IMAGINE, BLANK, CAN YOU IMAGINE?

200. WHAT GOT INTO HER?

201. DAMN.

202. ALL OVER THE STREET.

203. TELL US, NOBLET?

204. NOBLET, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

205. IT'S JUST A MELON.

206. OLD LONELY MELON.

207. NO OTHER MELONS AROUND, NOT A PATCH IN SIGHT.

208. WHAT'S IT DOING OUT THERE?

209. A PICNIC BASKET

210. WITH TWO OF EVERYTHING?

211. SANDWICHES, TWO MACAROONS.

212. FACELESS MELON?

213. MELON MUST HAVE FELT, NOBLET?

214. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

215. NOBLET, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

216. MMM.

217. TASTE THE IMPACT.

218.

219. MR. NOBLET? HUH?

220. JERRI, HI.

221. FOR MY CLASSROOM.

222. IS THIS IT?

223. NOPE.

224. THIS IS MR. JELLINECK'S CLASS.

225. MR. JELLINECK'S ACCIDENT'S A TERRIBLE THING.

226. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY BAD.

227. AND IT'S SOMEBODY'S FAULT.

228. THAT'S RIGHT, JERRI.

229. GUILTY PERSON.

230. GUILTY PERSON

231. THAT GUILTY FEELING?

232. WELL, THEY'D HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

233. FOR WHAT THEY DID... AND WHAT THEY ARE.

234. IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY?

235. GOD, I HOPE SO.

236. IT'S JUST SO HARD FOR THAT PERSON TO SAY THAT THING.

237. I'M GUESSING.

238. IT'S THE HARDEST THING HE'S EVER DONE.

239. HE?

240. DON'T YOU MEAN "SHE" ?

241. ABOUT YOU?

242. NO.

243. "SHE" ?

244. ABOUT YOU?

245. NO.

246. WELL, THEN, I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING MORE

247. FOR US NOT TO TALK ABOUT.

248. BYE! SEE YA.

249.

250. OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

251. GETTING LEATHERY.

252.

253. SEX TONIGHT?

254. I DON'T THINK SO.

255. WORKS FOR ME!

256. JERRI.

257. WHERE, WHERE... WHERE'S MY FACE?

258. I WANT MY FACE.

259.

260. AH.

261. OH.

262. CHUCK.

263. TELL THE WORLD, CHUCK.

264. WE'RE... FRIENDLY!

265. AGH!

266. OH.

267.

268. NO!

269.

270. AUGH!

271. I HAVE TO HELP GEOFFREY.

272. THE WORLD THAT I'M...

273. FRIENDLY, THEN SO BE IT.

274. TO GIVE THIS FACE BACK

275. THAT WON'T CAUSE A LOT OF COMMOTION.

276. BASED ON THE SPREAD OF THE HEAD, THE CAR

277. AT LEAST 40 MILES—

278. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!

279.

280. HMM.

281. SOMEBODY'S TIED SOMETHING HIDEOUS TO A BRICK.

282. LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MOCCASIN.

283. GOOD LORD, IT'S JELLINECK'S FACE!

284. NOBLET, WE FOUND JELLINECK'S FACE.

285. HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.

286. YOU DON'T SAY! YES.

287. NOW, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL US?

288. UH... NOTHING.

289. FOR MY CLASSROOM.

290. IS THIS IT?

291. WHY... THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.

292.

293. I SHOULD GO... CALL MY WIFE.

294. JERRI. MR. NOBLET.

295. AS BEST YOU REMEMBER.

296. AN ODDLY SMALLISH HEAD,

297. ABOUT THE SIZE OF A COCONUT.

298. MR. JELLINECK HAS JUST HAD HIS FACE REATTACHED,

299. HIS HOSPITAL BED

300. EMOTIONAL REHABILITATION.

301. BUT PLEASE PREPARE YOURSELF.

302. AS YOU GAZE UPON

303. MASS THAT WAS ONCE HIS HEAD.

304. ACT NATURAL,

305. MONKEY REFLEXES MIGHT KICK IN,

306. FROM TERROR.

307. NOW, I'LL GO SEE IF HE'S READY.

308. SWEET JESUS, PROTECT ME!

309. WHAT'S THIS?

310. A POLICE SKETCH ARTIST.

311. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT IT.

312. HMM.

313. SINISTER.

314. MOVE ON THIS?

315. FRAMED AND HUNG IN

316. YOUR OFFICE WITHIN A WEEK.

317. DO IT.

318. GEOFFREY, YOUR CLASS IS HERE.

319. WELCOME, CLASS.

320. ALL OF YOU TO COME VISIT ME.

321. I UNDERSTAND THAT MR. NOBLET IS TEACHING MY CLASS.

322. THAT'S SOMETHING.

323. LET'S GET STARTED.

324. ANY QUESTIONS

325. ABOUT LAST WEEK'S LESSON?

326. WHO HIT YOU?

327. NO, THAT MANIAC IS STILL ON THE LOOSE.

328. WHY DON'T WE TRY TO FOCUS ON THE ASSIGNMENT?

329. IN THE STREET

330. WITH A PICNIC BASKET?

331. FOR SOMEONE?

332. LET'S JUST SAY...

333. I WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING... THAT WILL NEVER COME.

334.

335. DOCTOR, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

336. REJECTING THE SKULL.

337. EVERYBODY OUT.

338. BACK TO SURGERY.

339. WE MAY LOSE THE FACE.

340. WHAT'S GOING WRONG?

341. 90% OF HIS PROBLEM IS MEDICAL,

342. 90% IS MENTAL.

343. THE FACE WON'T TAKE UNLESS HE WANTS IT TO.

344. SOME RAY OF HOPE.

345. DON'T WORRY, JELLINECK.

346. WE'RE HAVING A BENEFIT CAR WASH,

347. AND I'VE GOT THE TIRE TRACK.

348. WE'LL PIN IT ON SOMEBODY.

349. GEOFFREY, IF YOU DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO

350. TO GET YOUR FACE TO TAKE,

351. I'LL DO WHAT I NEED TO DO TO TELL EVERYONE

352. ABOUT OUR... FRIENDSHIP.

353.

354. THE FACE IS STABILIZING.

355. AND PACK HIM WITH ICE.

356. IS STABILIZED.

357. IF YOU'RE IN HERE, WHO'S WASHING CARS OUT THERE?

358. WE'VE GOT A FACE TO PAY FOR.

359. IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.

360. COULDN'T WE PLEASE STAY IN HERE? WHY?

361. CHIP DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM GOING OUT.

362. SOME CLOTHES ON?

363. WHAT KIND OF CAR WASH

364. BIKINI-CLAD TEENS?

365. NOW VAMOOSE!

366. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER CAR.

367. CHIP, GO CHECK THE TIRE.

368. COME ON, LET'S SHAKE IT UP, LADIES!

369. LET'S GO, COME ON!

370. DERRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

371. WASHED, TROLL.

372. GOT HOT CHOCOLATE.

373. BOY, IT SURE LOOKS COLD OUT THERE.

374. WE, AH, BELIEVE THE FACE TOOK,

375. BUT WE WON'T KNOW FOR SURE UNTIL THE BANDAGES COME OFF.

376. LADIES, BLOCK THE DOOR WITH YOUR BUDDING FEMININITY.

377. JELLINECK, I'VE GOT A BIT OF NEWS THAT JUST MIGHT

378. SCARRED SKULL OF YOURS.

379. DRIVER IS—

380. I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.

381. I— DERRICK BLANK.

382. KNEW IT!

383. WHAT?

384. IT'S A PERFECT MATCH.

385. I DIDN'T DO IT.

386. IT'S MY MOM'S CAR.

387. POSSESSION IS 9/10 OF THE LAW.

388. CHIP, TAKE HIM AWAY.

389. GET HIM, STRING HIM UP.

390. WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

391. WELL, ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS, JELLINECK?

392. IT'S THE SECOND-BEST THING I COULD HAVE HEARD.

393. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

394. NINE MONTHS AGO, MY ENTIRE LIFE CHANGED

395. A TRUCK-STOP RESTROOM.

396. GEOFFREY AND I BECAME...

397. THOUGHT IMAGINABLE.

398. HE... BEFRIENDED ME REPEATEDLY.

399. EVER SINCE, I'VE BEEN AFRAID THAT THOSE

400. WHO AREN'T SO... FRIENDLY

401. OUR FRIENDSHIP.

402. BUT I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.

403. I'M HERE TO SAY THAT GEOFFREY AND I ARE...

404. GEOFFREY... YOUR FACE!

405. I'M SORRY, WE DID THE BEST WE COULD.

406. SOME IMPROVEMENT

407. GOES DOWN.

408. NO, THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

409. OH, WELL, THEN... SUCCESS!

410. MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

411. DOESN'T HE LOOK GREAT, EVERYBODY?

412. SO, NOBLET, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

413. SO YOU'RE FRIENDLY.

414. BIG DEAL, WE'RE ALL FRIENDLY.

415. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A HOMO.

416. YOU'VE GOTTEN MARRIED.

417. YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN.

418. THAT'S RIGHT, I AM.

419. HER A CALL.

420. I GOTTA GO.

421. CHUCK—

422. HEY, GREAT NEWS ABOUT THE FACE, CHIEF!

423. WELL, THAT ENDS THAT.

424. WE'VE GOT OUR CULPRIT, AND YOU'VE GOT A FACE.

425. OF THE BILL.

426. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

427. LADIES, LET'S SEE THE CASH.

428. ALL OF IT.

429. DON'T MAKE ME PUT MY RINGS ON.

430. MMM!

431. WELL, IT WAS A BIG WEEK.

432. MOST OF ALL

433. IS THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS

434. FOR YOUR ACTIONS,

435. DON'T HAVE TO.

436. RIGHT, MR. NOBLET?

437. THAT'S RIGHT, JERRI.

438. TRICK YOU INTO

439. OWNING UP TO THE TRUTH

440. WHEN THERE'S STILL SOME CHANCE

441. BELIEVE THE LIE.

442. RIGHT, GEOFFREY?

443. WHATEVER, CHUCK!

444. IT MAY BE AN UGLY WORLD,

445. A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

446. LET'S GO, JERRI!

447.

448. LET'S HIT THE ROAD!