Strangers with Candy 2x5

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Ken Hudson Campbell as Glenn the Bus Driver • Virginia Williams as Susie

Jerri has a difficult time in Noblet's class when she's asked to read from Moby Dick. When she realizes that cheerleaders get all the guys, plus they're treated with kid gloves in class, she decides to try out for the Donkettes squad. She learns right away that cheerleaders need to know how to spell. Her illiteracy is quickly revealed and Jerri is immediately subjected to complete humiliation.

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1. DONKETTES.

2. JESUS!

3. A LITTLE WARNING

4. ABOUT THE WATER AROUND HERE.

5. GOD!

6. OH, WOW!

7. LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, SEÑOR?

8. UH-HUH.

9. CATCH YOU LATER, THEN.

10. WHAT'S THE MATTER, JERRI?

11. UGH, IT'S THOSE CHEERLEADERS.

12. WHENEVER THEY'RE AROUND,

13. THE TIME OF DAY.

14. I DO.

15. I MEAN, ORLANDO.

16. MY SPECIES.

17. WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS?

18. HMM, MAYBE I WILL.

19. WHEN ARE THEY?

20. TOMORROW, JUST LIKE IT SAYS.

21. I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.

22. I MEAN, WHAT TIME ARE THE TRYOUTS?

23. 3:00.

24. CAN'T YOU READ?

25. OF COURSE I CAN READ.

26. SEE?

27. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOTTA GO PEE.

28.

29. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

30. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

31. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

32. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

33. DID A LOT OF TIME.

34. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

35. I STOLE THE TV.

36. DID SOME MORE TIME.

37. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

38. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

39. ARE JUST THE SAME.

40. ALL RIGHT.

41. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T NOT WANT TO AVOID PASSING THE MIDTERM EXAM,

42. RAISE YOUR HAND NOW.

43. OKAY.

44. YOUR HANDS WILL FAIL,

45. AS YOU REQUESTED.

46. NOW, WHOSE TURN IS IT TO READ ALOUD, HMM?

47. SUZY, WHY DON'T YOU READ CHAPTER ONE OF MOBY DICK?

48. MR. NOBLET, WE'RE GONNA BE CHEERING ON

49. THIS WEEKEND,

50. SO IT'S PROBABLY BEST IF I SAVE MY VOICE.

51. GOOD IDEA, SUZY.

52. HERE, WHY DON'T YOU BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING GIRLY?

53. OKAY, WHO IS NEXT?

54. FROM THIS VERY LONG,

55. VERY DIFFICULT BOOK?

56. HOW ABOUT YOU...

57. JERRI?

58. ACTUALLY, I'M TRYING OUT FOR CHEERLEADING TOMORROW,

59. MY VOICE TOO.

60. JERRI, THAT LAME EXCUSE IS NOT GONNA WORK

61. WHEN YOU USE IT.

62. I'VE ALREADY READ THIS ONE.

63. ISN'T THIS ABOUT THAT... GUY?

64. WE'RE ALL WAITING, JERRI.

65.

66. ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEE.

67. THERE WAS THIS, UH, OLD MAN WITH A BEARD,

68. AND HE BECAME FRIENDS WITH... A BIG WHITE FISH.

69. SUCH GOOD FRIENDS

70. WITH THE OLD MAN.

71. FREAKED OUT ON HIM,

72. TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP.

73. AND HE GOT BUSTED, BECAUSE THEY FOUND OUT

74. HIDDEN IN HIS, UH, BELLY,

75. AND, UH, SO, UH,

76. FIVE TO TEN AT THE STATE PEN.

77. BEAUTIFULLY READ, JERRI.

78. THANK YOU.

79. CHIP, WHY DON'T YOU READ THE NEXT CHAPTER?

80. "MEANWHILE, REPEATING A STRING OF

81. "INSUFFERABLE MALEDICTATIONS,

82. THE THOUSANDTH PART..."

83. ( "Carry On My Wayward Son" playing in headphones )

84. GET AWAY.

85. LADIES.

86. HEY, JERRI, DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?

87. CHEERLEADERS ONLY.

88.

89. MIND IF I SIT HERE?

90. NOPE.

91. I'M GLENN, THE BUS DRIVER.

92. JERRI, THE PASSENGER.

93. IF YOU'RE THE BUS DRIVER,

94. THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DRIVING THE BUS?

95. WELL, JERRI, MANY YEARS AGO...

96. OH, NO.

97. I WAS HIRED TO BE THE BUS DRIVER

98. HERE AT FLATPOINT.

99. THE IMPORTANT ROUTES:

100. TO SCHOOL IN THE MORNING, BACK IN THE AFTERNOON—

101. YOU NAME IT.

102. I EVER SAT BEHIND THAT,

103. UH, THAT ROUNDY THING.

104. THE WHEEL?

105. THE WHEEL, RIGHT, THE WHEEL.

106. IT WAS A GRAY AFTERNOON.

107. HI, KIDS!

108. WELCOME TO MY BUS.

109.

110. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET GOING.

111. LET'S GO, ON THE BUS, TIME TO GO HOME.

112. I WAS RARING TO GO.

113. HEY, PRETTY ONE.

114. HI, HOW YOU DOING?

115. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY IN?

116. LET'S HIT IT!

117. CLEAR THAT DAY.

118. THE ROAD WAS WIDE OPEN.

119. YET, FOR SOME REASON, I HEARD A TINY VOICE INSIDE THE HEAD

120. MY HEAD, TELLING ME,

121. "DON'T DO THIS... DON'T DO THIS, GLENN."

122. START THE BUS! START THE BUS!

123.

124.

125.

126.

127. WHAT WENT WRONG?

128. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, JERRI.

129. THEN HOW'D YOU GET THE JOB AS A BUS DRIVER?

130. I TOLD 'EM I COULD.

131. OOH!

132. KICK IN, BUT IT NEVER DID.

133. EVENTUALLY, THEY PRESSURED ME TO DRIVE.

134. TO SAY TO THAT, JERRI?

135. THAT YOU CAN'T?

136. OH, SURE, HINDSIGHT'S 20/20.

137. IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE ABLE

138. EXPECTS YOU TO BE ABLE TO DO.

139. OH, I THINK I DO, GLENN.

140. IT'S TIME TO STOP NOT DOING

141. YOU CAN DO AND CAN'T,

142. THAT YOU CAN'T DO

143. PRETEND THAT YOU CAN.

144. YOU'RE RIGHT, JERRI.

145. Y'KNOW, ONE DAY, I'M GONNA GET BACK BEHIND THAT...

146. WHEEL.

147. WHEEL, AND I'M GONNA DRIVE.

148. YES, YOU WILL, GLENN!

149. JUST MAKE SURE I'M NOWHERE NEAR WHEN THE TIME COMES.

150. ( intro to "On Broadway" playing )

151.

152.

153. GOOD WARM-UP, LADIES.

154. LET'S GET LINED UP.

155. IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO WANTS IT BAD ENOUGH.

156. FIRST UP, SHANNON TUDYK.

157. GIVE ME A "W" !

158. "W" !

159. GIVE ME AN "I".

160. "I" !

161. GIVE ME AN "N".

162. "N" !

163. WHAT'S IT SPELL?

164. WIN!

165. WOO! "WIN."

166. I KNEW THAT.

167. THANK YOU, SHANNON.

168. WOW, THAT ONE I HATE FOR THE THINGS SHE CAN DO.

169. SHE'S PERFECT!

170. I AGREE, SHE'S IN.

171. NEXT UP, JERRI BLANK.

172. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

173. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

174. WHAT'S IT SPELL?

175. WIN!

176. JERRI, UH... WHAT DOES V-I-C-T-O-R-Y SPELL?

177. FANDANGO?

178. HOBO CAMP?

179. HOB-HOBO CAMP!

180. IS ILLITERATE!

181. CALM DOWN, PEOPLE.

182. THESE TRYOUTS

183. RECOVERED FROM JERRI'S SHAME.

184.

185. SHAME.

186. THERE'S THE FREAK WHO CAN'T READ!

187. HEY, JERRI.

188. HEY, YOU ILLITERATE!

189. YOU'RE SO ILLITERATE, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME,

190. YOU ILLITERATE!

191.

192. JERRI.

193. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

194. LOOK, JERRI, I JUST—

195. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU CAN'T READ.

196. DON'T LISTEN TO ALL THAT CRAP.

197. IT DOESN'T CHANGE WHO YOU ARE.

198. REALLY?

199. YEAH.

200. A MOVIE TONIGHT?

201. I'D LOVE TO, DANIEL.

202. THANKS. GREAT.

203. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT...

204. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

205. IT'S A FOREIGN FILM, WITH SUBTITLES.

206. MATTER THAT YOU CAN'T READ,

207. YOU DUMB NO-READING LOSER.

208.

209. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

210. JERRI BLANK, COME WITH ME.

211. JERRI, I'M AN OBTUSE MAN, SO I'LL TRY TO BE OBLIQUE.

212. ME THE WHIPPING BOY

213. OF THIS SCHOOL DISTRICT.

214. MEETING THIS MORNING

215. THEIR LITTLE LAUGH.

216. OF CACKLING HYENAS,

217. AND I WAS THE WILDEBEEST CARCASS.

218. READ, JERRI BLANK.

219. AND MR. NOBLET HERE IS GOING TO TEACH YOU.

220. I'M NOT WORKING WITH HIM.

221. HE HATES ME.

222. NONSENSE, JERRI.

223. "MACARONIOUSLY" BELIEVES

224. HATES THEM.

225. ACTUALLY, ON THIS ONE, SHE'S RIGHT ON THE MONEY.

226. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

227. WORKING TOGETHER.

228. GET USED TO IT.

229. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, BLANK...

230. YOU LET MR. NOBLET HERE TEACH YOU TO READ,

231. AND I'LL PUSH BACK THE TRYOUTS

232. HAVE A CHANCE TO SQUEEZE

233. INTO A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT.

234. MR. NOBLET, DO YOU THINK I COULD LEARN HOW TO READ?

235. WELL, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, JERRI.

236. IT ALL DEPENDS UPON ME

237. AND HOW MUCH TIME I'M WILLING TO PUT IN.

238. GET TO WORK.

239. THE IGNORAMUS EXPRESS.

240. OKAY, JERRI.

241. THING WE SHOULD DO

242. YOU'RE READING AT, OKAY?

243. DICK AND JANE,

244. WITH THE MAHABHARATA?

245. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU KNOW?

246. THIS IS CRAZY, I CAN READ.

247. SO READ.

248. BOOK.

249. UH, DESK.

250. DESKS!

251. SINGULAR.

252. CHAIR.

253. SHIV.

254. OKAY.

255. LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE STARTING IN THE WOMB.

256. WHY DON'T WE JUST TRY THE ALPHABET?

257. OKAY, I'M GONNA HOLD UP A CARD

258. THAT HAS A LETTER ON IT,

259. WHAT LETTER THAT IS.

260. "B" !

261. I HAVEN'T HELD UP THE CARD YET, JERRI.

262. OKAY, READY?

263. TEPEE.

264. DOGGY BONE.

265. THE HANDLE BROKEN OFF.

266. FAGGOT.

267.

268. JUST A READING JOKE.

269. LET'S TRY THIS ONE LAST TIME.

270. JUH.

271. JUH.

272. EH.

273. EH.

274. RUH.

275. RUH.

276. EEH.

277. EEH.

278.

279. GREAT.

280. NOW PUT HER ALL TOGETHER.

281. UH... JIH... GYPSIES!

282. FILTHY, DIRTY, THIEVING GYPSIES!

283. STUPID!

284. WHAT?

285. I'D SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU,

286. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ.

287. SO I'LL JUST SAY THIS AS DELICATELY AS I KNOW HOW.

288. YOU ARE A BIG, FAT, STUPID, ZERO FATTIE!

289. FATTIE?

290. THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT!

291. CHEERLEADING ISN'T WORTH ALL THIS!

292. JERRI!

293. MUY GRANDE Y MUY GORDO.

294. REPETí.

295. ESTE ESTUDIANTE ES MUY GRANDE Y MUY GORDO.

296. MUY TARDE.

297. UH, NO, EXCUSE ME.

298. I'M LOOKING FOR DRIVER'S ED.

299. OH, THIS IS DRIVER'S ED.

300. CUTBACK, THIS SEMESTER

301. DRIVER'S ED AND SPANISH.

302. SO, SIENTATE.

303. HI, I'M IN CONTINUING ADULT EDUCATION.

304. DRIVER'S ED LIBRO.

305. DONDE ESTá THE STOP SIGN?

306. UH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

307. THIS IS IN SPANISH.

308. EXACTAMENTE.

309. COMO SE LLAMO USTED?

310. ANGELES PONS MONTEZ GARCIA Y PEREZ.

311. COMO SE LLAMO USTED?

312. GLENN? HOLA, GLENN.

313. THE STOP SIGN?

314. UH...

315. OH, ESO NO ES.

316. ESO ES THE YIELD SIGN.

317. AQUí THE STOP SIGN.

318. YIELD SIGN, STOP SIGN, YIELD SIGN, STOP SIGN.

319. AH, MUCHO ESTúPIDO.

320. MUCHO ESTúPIDO.

321. MUCHO ESTúPIDO.

322. I'LL NEVER LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.

323. NEVER!

324. NUNCA, NUNCA!

325. HE'S THE BIG FAT ZERO, NOT ME.

326. GLENN?

327. HOLA, JERRI.

328. HEY, I'M BLOWING THIS JOINT.

329. YOU WITH ME?

330. YOU'RE RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO BE A BUS DRIVER?

331. BE A CHEERLEADER?

332. A CHEERLEADER?

333. AREN'T YOU KINDA CHUNKY?

334. COME ON, LET'S GO GET HAMMERED.

335. I'M SO EXCITED!

336. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BIG GAME!

337. TO THE GAME SO SAFELY.

338. I KNOW, BILL IS THE BEST BUS DRIVER EVER.

339. I KNOW, HE'S OUR HERO.

340. BILL IS OUR HERO!

341. BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL...

342. TEPEE...

343. STUPID.

344. READY FOR MY LESSON, CHIEF.

345. I DON'T THINK SO, JERRI.

346. I CAN DO NO MORE.

347. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

348. I MEAN I QUIT.

349. BE A CHEERLEADER.

350. WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO BE SOMETHING

351. A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC, LIKE A PAPERWEIGHT?

352. PAPERWEIGHT?

353. NO, I STILL WANNA BE A CHEERLEADER.

354. LOOK, I HAVE DONE MY BEST

355. THAT SKULL OF YOURS,

356. BUT NOTHING TAKES.

357. GOD, I WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD!

358.

359. I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW.

360. SEE THE PROGRESS.

361. HOW'S IT GOING, BLANK?

362. OKAY.

363. HM!

364. I'M IMPRESSED.

365. YOU SPELL?

366. HOW ABOUT THIS?

367. OKAY.

368. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

369. OKAY, WELL, SPELL IT.

370. "O"... "K".

371. WHAT A SHAME.

372. THE CHEERLEADING TRYOUTS

373. CONQUER YOUR IDIOCY.

374. BUT CLEARLY IDIOCY HAS WON!

375. HERE YOU GO, JERRI.

376. A SOUVENIR OF YOUR FAILURE.

377. A FOUR-YEAR-OLD

378. DECIPHER THEM FOR YOU.

379. IT'S JUST MORE SHAME.

380. C... CAAA... UHHH...

381. CAUUUH... UHH...

382. CAAAAAA... CAAAAAA...

383. CAAA...

384. CAAAAA...

385. WHAT WAS THAT?

386. CAAAAAAA...

387. MY GOD, JERRI.

388. LETTER.

389. LETTER IS A "T" !

390. WHAT SOUND DOES "T" MAKE, JERRI?

391. PPP.

392. NO, NO, SAY IT, SAY IT.

393. "T".

394. GOOD, NOW PUT IT TOGETHER.

395. CAAAAAAATUH!

396. YES, YES, YES!

397. CAAAAAAT!

398. CAT!

399. BOOK, BOOK.

400. B-O-O-K!

401. BOOK!

402. CUP!

403. C-U-P!

404. DESK!

405. D-E-S-K!

406. PENCIL!

407. P-E-N-S-U-L!

408. CLOSE ENOUGH.

409. SHE KNOWS!

410. SHE KNOWS!

411. WAIT A MINUTE!

412. A CHEERLEADER!

413. GOD, DRAMA.

414. I LOVE IT!

415. JERRI, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T BE A CHEERLEADER

416. IF YOU CAN'T SPELL.

417. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

418. VICTORY, VICTORY, THAT'S OUR CRY!

419. I'M WONDERFUL!

420. JERRI, WELCOME TO THE SQUAD.

421.

422. GIVE ME A V-A-G!

423. HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY.

424.

425. HEY, GLENN, LOOK.

426. HEY, GLENN, I THOUGHT YOU WENT BACK TO CLASS.

427. I TRIED, BUT I COULDN'T CONJUGATE THE VERBS.

428. MANEJAR, MANEJO, MANEJE.

429. I'LL NEVER LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.

430. BUT, GLENN, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.

431. I DIDN'T GIVE UP.

432. WELL, ACTUALLY, I DID, BUT LATER I DIDN'T.

433. THING CAN HAPPEN TO YOU.

434. WELL, I BET IF YOU GOT BEHIND THAT WHEEL AND JUST RELAXED,

435. YOU'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.

436. RIGHT, EVERYBODY?

437.

438. SEE, WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU, GLENN.

439. THANKS, JERRI, BUT I ALREADY TRIED THAT ONCE BEFORE.

440. BUT YOU NEVER TRIED IT... TWICE BEFORE.

441. GLENN, GLENN, GLENN, GLENN, GLENN...

442. GLENN, GLENN, GLENN, GLENN, GLENN, GLENN...

443. COME ON!

444. LET'S HIT IT!

445. WOO!

446. YOU CAN DO IT!

447. YES!

448. GLENN, GLENN, GLENN GLENN, GLENN, GLENN!

449. GO!

450. I'M DOING IT, JERRI!

451. I'M DOING IT!

452. HE'S DOING IT, HE CAN DRIVE!

453. AND I CAN READ.

454. LOOK, I'LL READ THE MAP.

455. OH, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY, JERRI.

456. I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.

457. WE DON'T WANNA GET LOST.

458. IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT GAME.

459. NO, JERRY, I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING...

460. NO, GLENN, I GOT IT, I GOT IT...

461. WE'RE GOING TOO FAST!

462.

463.

464.

465. WELL, I'VE LEARNED A LOT THIS WEEK.

466. I'VE LEARNED YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT,

467. YOUR MIND TO IT.

468. BUT I'VE ALSO LEARNED THAT READING IS BAD.

469. IF I HADN'T LEARNED HOW TO READ,

470. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE— SHH!

471. WOULD HAVE BEEN HURT.

472. SO DON'T READ OR WRITE.

473. IT'S DEADLY.

474. GOOD NIGHT.

475. AH-OW!

476.

477.