Strangers with Candy 2x3

Directed by Dan Dinello

Roberto Gari as Guy Blank • Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Rachel Williams as Dr. Rachel Williams, Supermodel

Everyone's got careers on the brain during Flatpoint's ""Yes You Can't"" career exploration week -- and not just the students. Mr. Noblet revisits his dreams of rockstardom, Mr. Jellineck quits teaching to pursue his art, and Jerri tries to decide between a career in the flower factory or as a junkie whore.

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1. ( woman ) LET ME WELCOME YOU TO THE KICKOFF OF

2. FLATPOINT'S CAREER WEEK.

3. ( applause )

4. I'M DR. RACHEL WILLIAMS, SUPERMODEL.

5. AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT

6. MAKING YOUR DREAMS A REALITY.

7. WHEN I WAS A STUDENT AT FLATPOINT, I WAS CONFUSED,

8. UNTIL A MODEL AGENT TOLD ME WHAT MY DREAMS WERE,

9. AND SO CAN YOU!

10. JUST ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?"

11. I WANT TO BE A FIREMAN.

12. I WANT TO BE AN ARSONIST.

13. I WANT TO BE A GANGSTA... WITH A CREW,

14. AND KNEE-DEEP IN BITCHES.

15. I'D LIKE TO ROOT IN HER CELLAR.

16. NOW, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS I HAVE THE ABILITY TO ANSWER?

17. THANK YOU.

18. ( applause )

19. I'D LIKE TO THANK DR. WILLIAMS FOR HELPING YOU G.A.S.

20. "GET YOUR ASPIRATIONS STRAIGHT."

21. NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR OTHER LAST SPEAKER

22. FROM THE ETERNA-SPRING ARTIFICIAL FLOWER CORPORATION,

23. DR. IRIS PUFFYBUSH.

24. ( applause )

25. DREAMS ARE A GREAT THING.

26. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

27. THEY TAKE A LOT OF ENERGY.

28. BUT THAT'S OKAY!

29. THERE'S A JOB WAITING FOR YOU DOWN THE BLOCK FROM YOUR HOUSE

30. THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD OR A HOPE IN YOUR HEART.

31. SO COME ON DOWN AND WORK FOR THE ARTIFICIAL FLOWER FACTORY.

32. WHY FIGHT IT?

33. OKAY?

34. THANK YOU.

35. ( applause )

36. NOW, YOU'RE ALL REQUIRED TO FILL OUT THIS FORM

37. STATING YOUR DREAM CAREER CHOICE,

38. AND PRESENT THAT CHOICE AT FRIDAY'S ASSEMBLY.

39. REMEMBER, WHAT YOU CHOOSE WILL BE ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD

40. AND BE YOUR JOB FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

41. WELL, DISMISSED.

42. GET OUT!

43. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

44. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

45. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

46. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

47. DID A LOT OF TIME.

48. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

49. I STOLE THE TV.

50. DID SOME MORE TIME.

51. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

52. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

53. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

54. MR. NOBLET! MR. NOBLET! MR. NOBLET!

55. WHAT SHOULD I BE? WHERE SHOULD I WORK?

56. UH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M SORRY, GO AWAY!

57. MR. NOBLET! MR. NOBLET!

58. PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PLEASE!

59. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL NEED A LITTLE DIRECTION,

60. I'M OFFERING AN OPTIONAL CAREER APTITUDE TEST AFTER SCHOOL.

61. I STRESS "OPTIONAL."

62. IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO TAKE THE TEST,

63. AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO STAY INSIDE ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY,

64. COME ON BY— IT'S YOUR LIFE.

65. MR. NOBLET! MR. NOBLET!

66. ( bell rings )

67. MR. NOBLET?

68. UHH... JERRI.

69. I LIKE YOUR NEW FAKE MUSTACHE.

70. LOOKS REAL.

71. IT IS REAL, JERRI.

72. ( chuckling ) RIGHT.

73. WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT?

74. I'M CONFUSED.

75. UH-HUH.

76. DREAMS... WELL, WHAT ARE MINE?

77. I DON'T KNOW, JERRI, IT'S YOUR FUTURE.

78. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE?

79. GO TO MY LOCKER.

80. I MEAN WAY DOWN THE LINE, JERRI.

81. I WANT YOU TO THINK FAR INTO THE FUTURE.

82. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

83. OPEN IT!

84. GOOD LUCK AT THE ARTIFICIAL FLOWER FACTORY.

85. DREAMS.

86. ( Jellineck ) OKAY, MAKE SURE YOU DROP OFF YOUR PROJECTS.

87. I'M GONNA' FIRE THEM THIS AFTERNOON!

88. GOOD WORK, EVERYONE.

89. GREAT, ASHTRAY...

90. OH, LOOK, AN ASHTRAY!

91. GOT AN ASHTRAY HERE...

92. MR. JELLINECK.

93. OH, HEY, JERRI.

94. HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAREER RALLY TODAY, HUH?

95. MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THAT SUPERMODEL?

96. SHE WAS A GREAT SPEAKER!

97. YEAH, I BET SHE'D YANK IT OFF!

98. YEAH, BUT DID YOU HERE WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT LIVING YOUR DREAMS?

99. DID YOU HEAR, JERRI?

100. WELL, ARE YOU LIVING YOUR DREAMS, MR. JELLINECK?

101. WELL, I'M AN ARTIST.

102. AREN'T YOU A TEACHER?

103. YES, JERRI, BUT...

104. I GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

105. I GET TO TEACH YOU YOUNGSTERS HOW TO CREATE,

106. AND THEN I GET TO SPEND MY SUMMERS

107. THINKING ABOUT WANTING TO PAINT.

108. WOW!

109. MUST BE NICE TO HOPE FOR THE THING YOU WISH TO WANT.

110. YEAH, I GUESS IT IS.

111. SURE BEATS DOING IT.

112. WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG NOW, JERRI?

113. ALL RIGHT, SEE YA.

114. IT'S TIME TO START DOING.

115. ( toilet flushing & gurgling )

116. HEY, ORLANDO!

117. HOW'S THE AFTER-SCHOOL JOB

118. YOU'RE DOING DURING SCHOOL GOING?

119. OKAY.

120. MONKEY CLEAN, MONKEY DO!

121. HEY, GUESS WHAT? WHAT?

122. I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

123. I FOUND MY DREAM!

124. THAT'S GREAT, WHAT IS IT, JERRI?

125. WELL, I'M FLOATING DOWN A HALLWAY, AND I'M NAKED,

126. AND IT'S ME, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY ME

127. BECAUSE I'M WATCHING ME WALK NAKED.

128. AND THEN SUDDENLY, I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF,

129. AND BEFORE I HIT THE BOTTOM,

130. I WAKE UP!

131. WHO WOULD PAY YOU TO DO A JOB LIKE THAT?

132. I DON'T KNOW...

133. I'VE TURNED SOME PRETTY FREAKY TRICKS.

134. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM, ORLANDO?

135. WELL, MY PARENTS INSIST THAT MY DREAM IS TO BE AN ONCOLOGIST.

136. ONKOLOGIST? THAT SOUNDS FUNNY.

137. ONK-ONK, LIKE A CLOWN HORN!

138. NO, AN ONCOLOGIST IS A DOCTOR WHO TREATS CANCER.

139. CANCER? THAT'S HILARIOUS!

140. HEY, I OUGHTA BE A STAND-UP.

141. I'M SAD.

142. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE?

143. AHH YES, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL.

144. AHH...

145. PRINCIPAL BLACK—

146. OOH, IT TINGLES.

147. PROFESSOR WILLIAMS.

148. IT'S ACTUALLY FITTING THAT YOU'RE HERE.

149. THE WORDS THAT YOU SPOKE TODAY

150. HELPED ME REDISCOVER MY DREAMS,

151. AND AS A RESULT, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN,

152. I'D LIKE TO, REGRETFULLY

153. TENDER MY RESIGNATION—

154. SO LONG.

155. I KNOW IT'S USUALLY CUSTOMARY TO GIVE A TWO-WEEK'S NOTICE,

156. BUT I THOUGHT—

157. NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

158. OH...

159. I DID PAY FOR THE KILN WITH MY OWN MONEY,

160. AND I ASSUME THAT THE SCHOOL WOULD LIKE TO REIMBURSE ME—

161. TAKE IT WITH, OKAY?

162. MAYBE I SHOULD STAY AROUND UNTIL YOU HIRE A NEW ART TEACHER—

163. NONSENSE, UH...

164. I'LL HAVE THE DRIVER'S ED INSTRUCTOR TEACH YOUR CLASS.

165. HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

166. EVEN MONKEYS CAN FINGER PAINT.

167. HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

168. OHH... HMMMM...

169. WHAT'S A KILN?

170. WHO CARES.

171. ( Jellineck ) HEY, JERRI!

172. JERRI, GET OVER HERE.

173. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

174. JUST LOADING UP THE KILN.

175. THERMA-FLARE 5000.

176. HEY, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME ABOUT MY DREAMS.

177. IT WAS A LONG OVERDUE KICK IN THE BALLS.

178. YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED?

179. THAT MY WHOLE TEACHING CAREER IS A FARCE

180. WRAPPED IN A MASQUERADE,

181. SMOTHERED IN A FACADE FROSTING.

182. I WAS A COMPLETE ZERO, JERRI.

183. AND NOW?

184. WELL, NOW YOU CAN MULTIPLY THAT ZERO BY 100.

185. WOW! THAT MUST BE A LOT!

186. I'M OFF TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS, JERRI!

187. ME TOO!

188. WHAT ARE THEY?

189. WHAT ARE MY DREAMS?

190. ( tires skid to a halt )

191. GODDAMN IT!

192. HA HA HA HA.

193. MR. NOBLET.

194. JERRI!

195. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA?

196. WELL, I'M HERE FOR THE CAREER TEST.

197. SUPER DUPER!

198. YEAH?

199. OKAY, YOU JUST FILL OUT THIS MULTIPLE CHOICE—

200. HOLD ON, I SHOULD PROBABLY FIND OUT

201. IF YOU CAN ANSWER HONESTLY, FIRST.

202. WHAT?

203. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

204. OKAY.

205. ( buzz-buzz )

206. OKAY, I'M GONNA ATTACH THESE ELECTRODES TO YOUR FACE...

207. ( steady buzz )

208. AND ASK YOU A SIMPLE SERIES OF QUESTIONS.

209. QUESTIONS?

210. JUST SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT

211. IF THIS MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKS.

212. OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

213. LEMON. ( buzz )

214. OKAY, YOU'RE LYING.

215. RUST. ( ding )

216. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

217. CREPE SUZETTE! ( buzz )

218. JERRI!

219. MEATBALLS. ( ding )

220. DAMN IT, JERRI, YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS ME.

221. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HONESTLY.

222. WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.

223. OKAY?

224. ALL RIGHT.

225. NOW... IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD,

226. WHAT WOULD IT BE?

227. KITTEN. ( buzz )

228. JERRI!

229. SNAKE. ( ding )

230. WELL, WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD AT LYING.

231. OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT THIS MULTIPLE CHOICE

232. SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM ME.

233. AND I WILL READ THIS TEXTBOOK.

234. MR. NOBLET.

235. JERRI!

236. FINISHED.

237. OKAY! ( ding )

238. LET'S ADD UP YOUR SCORE...

239. 246.

240. LET'S SEE WHAT THAT CORRELATES TO IN THE BACK,

241. AND WE WILL KNOW WHAT CAREER YOU ARE BEST SUITED FOR.

242. RIGHT.

243. EXCITED?

244. YEAH!

245. LET'S SEE... DOCTOR, LAWYER...

246. JUNKY WHORE.

247. JUNKY WHORE!

248. WAIT... I'VE DONE THAT.

249. I WANTED TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS LIKE MR. JELLINECK!

250. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

251. OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

252. HE JUST QUIT SCHOOL SO HE COULD FOLLOW HIS DREAMS.

253. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, YOU STUPID JUNKY WHORE?

254. GODDAMN IT!

255. ( rapid knocking at door )

256. COMING.

257. ( more knocking )

258. COMING, MR. PATIENCE OF A FLOOD!

259. JESUS, MARY, AND...

260. CHUCK.

261. GEOFFERY.

262. WELL, HOW'S THE DREAM GOING?

263. I WAS PLANNING TO CALL YOU, CHUCK.

264. WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME AWAY?

265. I'M NOT PUSHING YOU AWAY, I'M PULLING ME TOWARDS MYSELF.

266. I'M FOLLOWING MY DREAMS, CHUCK.

267. DREAMS? DREAMS, GEOFFREY?

268. YOU DON'T SEE ME PRANCING OFF TO BE A ROCK STAR.

269. DO YOU?

270. YOU WANT TO BE A ROCK STAR?

271. NO!

272. YOU THINK I HAVE A CHANCE?

273. NO.

274. GOOD!

275. 'CAUSE I LIKE BEING A TEACHER.

276. I LOVE IT!

277. AND I LOVE BEING AN ARTIST.

278. AND ALL I NEED IS WHAT'S IN HERE...

279. AND WHAT'S HERE.

280. CAN I GET A COUPLE 100 BUCKS?

281. WHY DON'T YOU SELL ONE OF YOUR PAINTINGS?

282. WHY DON'T YOU SELL THAT FAKE MUSTACHE?

283. IT'S REAL!

284. AND SO ARE MY DREAMS!

285. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ON YOU GO.

286. ON THE CAREER WAGON.

287. LET'S MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

288. WE'RE BURNIN' DAYLIGHT HERE, PEOPLE!

289. EVERYBODY ON— WATCH THE FINGERS AND TOES.

290. THIS WHOLE THING'S GOT TO BE OVER IN CARLOT IN AN HOUR,

291. SO I WANT YOU ON THERE, LIVING YOUR DREAMS,

292. AND THEN GETTIN' THE HELL OUT, UNDERSTAND?

293. MOVE!

294. MOVE, MOVE!

295. ( slurping )

296. STEP UP, STEP UP.

297. I AM THE CAREER WIZARD.

298. SEE YOUR DREAMS IN ACTION IN OUR CAREER SIMULATOR.

299. THROUGH OUR ROBOTS OF THE FUTURE,

300. YOU'LL EXPERIENCE FIRST-HAND

301. WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE TO BE... A BANKER!

302. ( robot voice ) I'm a banker, give me your money.

303. Give me your money.

304. THAT'S IT ORLANDO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE...

305. A ROBOT!

306. SO LIFE-LIKE, SO REAL!

307. COME ON, LET'S GO.

308. WHO HERE HAS BEEN TO THE DOCTOR?

309. BUT WHO HERE HAS BEEN A DOCTOR?

310. I'm gonna replace your organs with a baboon's!

311. Give me your money.

312. Give me your money.

313. DON'T BANG ON THE GLASS!

314. IT ENRAGES THE ROBOTS.

315. MOVE ALONG.

316. ( frantic knocking ) MR. JELLY!

317. ( knock knock knock ) MR. JELLY!

318. ( knock knock knock ) MR. JELLY!

319. MR. SINGH!

320. WELL, COME ON IN.

321. WHAT CAN I DO YA' FOR?

322. WHERE'S THE RENT?

323. WELL, I'M AN ARTIST NOW, SO...

324. I WANT THE RENT NOW!

325. OKAY, EASY THERE, LOOK...

326. HERE, WHY DON'T, UH...

327. THIS OUGHT TO HOLD YOU FOR A MONTH OR SO...

328. SELF-PORTRAIT.

329. CRUMPLE, CRUMPLE, CRUMPLE!

330. YOU TAKE THAT.

331. SEE YA' LATER.

332. May the perpetual light shine down upon us

333. and god's grace be felt by all.

334. Give me your money.

335. Give me your money.

336. KEEP UP, ALMOST THERE.

337. ( slurp ) ALL RIGHT, KIDS,

338. YOU'LL LIKE THIS NEXT EXHIBIT.

339. UNDERSTAND? YOU WILL LIKE IT.

340. Nothing like the scent of fresh plastic flowers!

341. I love my job, I love my job.

342. SO THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY THE CAREER-SIMULATOR WAGON,

343. FUNDED BY ETERNA-SPRING ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS,

344. "YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THEY ARE."

345. I love my job!

346. ( Jerri ) I LOVE MY JOB!

347. I HAVE NO DREAMS!

348. I LOVE MY JOB!

349. I HAVE NO DREAMS!

350. I LOVE MY JOB!

351. I HAVE NO DREAMS!

352. I LOVE MY JOB!

353. I HAVE NO DREAMS.

354. LIVE YOUR DREAMS.

355. ( man on record ) So you wanna be a painter.

356. OH GOD YES!

357. First set up your canvas and paints.

358. WAY AHEAD OF YA'.

359. Got a bowl of fruit?

360. SORT OF. ( flies buzzing )

361. Look at it.

362. Absorb the rich tropical colors of the guava.

363. GUAVA?

364. I CAN'T AFFORD TROPICAL FRUITS!

365. Luxuriate in the roughly rumpled texture of the avocado.

366. AVOCADO'S NOT A FRUIT!

367. I know what you are saying, "Avocado is not a fruit."

368. You think it's a vegetable.

369. Well, Mr. Produce Man, technically, it's a nut.

370. And I think they're delicious.

371. Now that we are all inspired,

372. let's get some painting done.

373. Remember, never believe that you are a failure—

374. ( skipping ) You are a failure...

375. You are a failure...

376. You are a failure...

377. You are a—

378. Fruit— fruit—

379. ( knocking on door )

380. HELLO?

381. ( knock knock knock )

382. HELLO!

383. ( door opening )

384. PRANKSTERS!

385. GEEZUZ, WHAT'S THE DEAL?

386. I WAS OUT THERE FOREVER.

387. I'M SORRY, JERRI, MY PHONE'S BROKEN.

388. HOW'S YOUR DREAM COMIN' ALONG, MR. JELLINECK?

389. GREAT, JERRI!

390. HEY, I BET THE KIDS AT SCHOOL REALLY MISS ME.

391. NOPE.

392. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

393. NOPE.

394. THANKS.

395. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU PAINT ME WHILE I TALK?

396. I DON'T KNOW.

397. SHOULD I REMOVE MY CLOTHES?

398. I DON'T THINK SO.

399. ARE YOU SURE?

400. I'M POSITIVE.

401. WHY DON'T I REMOVE MY PANTS AND PANTIES?

402. LOOK, JERRI, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

403. WELL, I'M HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE CORNERING MY DREAMS.

404. ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHEN YOU QUIT SCHOOL THAT DAY,

405. THE THINGS YOU SAID REALLY INSPIRED ME.

406. HEY, JERRI, DO YOU UH, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID?

407. PLEASE?

408. OF COURSE, YOU SAID,

409. "SOMETHING SOMETHING...

410. SOMETHING."

411. THAT LOSES A LITTLE "OOMPF" THE SECOND TIME AROUND.

412. ( banging on door ) MR. JELLY!

413. MR. JELLY!

414. MR. JELLY, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

415. HEYYY, I GOT A GOOD IDEA.

416. WHY DON'T YOU AND I LIE ON THE FLOOR

417. AND PRETEND LIKE WE'RE NOT HERE.

418. I WANT YOU OUT!

419. I BRING THE POLICE!

420. HEY, I GOT ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!

421. MAYBE LATER TONIGHT I COULD MOVE OUT

422. UNDER THE COVER OF DARKNESS.

423. WANNA' HELP?

424. IF I CAN REMOVE MY PANTS AND PANTIES.

425. CRUMPLE, CRUMPLE, CRUMPLE!

426. WHERE DO YOU WANT THE LAMP?

427. OH, JUST SET IT DOWN THERE ON THE GRASS THERE, JERRI.

428. LOOKS GOOD!

429. YEAH? YEAH.

430. YA' NEED SOME HELP RIGGIN' UP YOUR CANVAS?

431. I DON'T THINK SO, JERRI, I'M GONNA—

432. I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA' PAINT TODAY.

433. I'M GONNA' PUT THAT DREAM ON TEMPORARY HOLD

434. AND CHASE SOME NEW DREAMS, LIKE...

435. NOT FREEZING TO DEATH.

436. YOU'RE A REAL INSPIRATION, MR. JELLINECK.

437. HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?

438. ( fly buzzing )

439. WELL, YOU'RE WILLING TO RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE

440. JUST TO FOLLOW SOME DREAM.

441. WHAT IS MY DREAM?

442. I DON'T KNOW, JERRI.

443. BUT I GUARANTEE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS.

444. DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS?

445. DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS...

446. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS!

447. SAY, JERRI, DO YA' GOT A BOOK OF MATCHES OR SOME KEROSENE?

448. MR. J, YOU'LL HAVE TO FORAGE FOR BREAKFAST WITHOUT ME.

449. I'VE GOT A PRESENTATION TO MAKE!

450. ( weakly ) GO GET 'EM!

451. AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK AT

452. THE ARTIFICIAL FLOWER FACTORY.

453. ( applause )

454. ANOTHER ONE FOR THE FLOWER FACTORY!

455. AND NOW, OUR FINAL DREAMER TODAY,

456. JERRI BLANK!

457. ( applause & cheering )

458. JERRI! JERRI!

459. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF RUBES!

460. WILLING TO SETTLE FOR A JOB

461. AT THE ARTIFICIAL FLOWER PLANT PLANT.

462. LIKE A HOOKER SETTLING FOR THE FIRST PIMP TO CALL HER PRETTY!

463. WELL, I WILL NEVER WORK FOR THE MAN,

464. BECAUSE WHAT I LEARNED FROM MY HERO, MR. JELLINECK

465. IS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DREAM,

466. IT'S THAT YOU DREAM, AND THAT'S MY DREAM;

467. TO DREAM.

468. WELL, THERE HE IS NOW, MR. JELLINECK!

469. WELL, HE CAN TELL YOU HIMSELF

470. WHAT I THINK HE THOUGHT HE MEANT.

471. ( applause )

472. I WANT MY JOB BACK, PLEASE!

473. WHAT? WHAT ABOUT THE DREAMS?

474. DREAMS ARE FOR FOOLS!

475. I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED AND...

476. I WANT A WARM PLACE TO CRAP.

477. COULD I HAVE MY JOB BACK PLEASE?

478. SOMEONE HAVE THAT MAN WASHED AND SHAVED

479. AND STOOD IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF STUDENTS!

480. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY KILN!

481. SO GO ON, BLANK.

482. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ALL OF US RUBES

483. WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM MR. JELLINECK?

484. RUBES? DID I— DID I SAY RUBES?

485. I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE WORD.

486. I MEANT IT IN A NICE WAY.

487. WELL, I GUESS WHAT I LEARNED IS,

488. IF YOU'RE GONNA REACH FOR A STAR...

489. REACH FOR THE LOWEST ONE YOU CAN!

490. I'M GONNA WORK AT THE ARTIFICIAL FLOWER PLANT PLANT!

491. ( cheers & applause )

492. YES, YOU ARE!

493. AH-CHOO!

494. NO!