Strangers with Candy 2x2

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Matt Newton as Alan • Joe Liss as Coach Joe Liss

Jerri falls for Alan, a blind boy at her school with football aspirations. The rest of the team, however, is skeptical about his abilities, but with Jerri's encouragement, Alan rises to the occasion.

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1. NICE CATCH, ORLANDO.

2. SPEAKING OF CATCH, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND SPENCE?

3. SPENCE SNIBBINS?

4. I DROPPED HIM.

5. HE JUST DOESN'T SNAP MY BEAN.

6. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ORLANDO?

7. WHA' ?

8. I AM SO TIRED OF HIGH SCHOOL BOYS.

9. I NEED SOMEONE STRONG AND COURAGEOUS.

10. UH, WHAT ABOUT ME?

11. I WANT A MAN, NOT A MONKEY.

12. SHAZAM!

13. HEY, WATCH IT!

14. SORRY, JUST DOING LAPS.

15. IN A POOL?

16. YEAH, RIGHT.

17. YOU NEED TO BE MORE...

18. OH MY DEAR LORD.

19. AH... NATURE'S CALLIN'...

20. UGHNNN...

21. WHERE WAS I?

22. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU BEFORE.

23. YEAH, MY FAMILY JUST MOVED HERE FROM MOOREHEAD CITY.

24. I'M JUST STARTING AT FLATPOINT.

25. YOU KNOW, WHEN I STARTED AT FLATPOINT, I W—

26. OVER HERE!

27. BEING RUDE.

28. I'M NOT BEING RUDE, I'M BLIND.

29. STOP YANKING MY CHAIN.

30. I'M SERIOUS, I'M BLIND.

31. OH MY GOD!

32. BUT YOU'RE... YOU'RE SWIMMING.

33. WELL, I CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU DO.

34. I JUST CAN'T SEE MYSELF DOING IT.

35. I'M GETTING IN SHAPE FOR THE FOOTBALL TRYOUTS.

36. MMM... SO STRONG AND COURAGEOUS.

37. WHERE HAVE I HEARD THOSE TWO WORDS TODAY?

38. HEY, WELL, UH, GOOD LUCK AT YOUR TRYOUT.

39. THANKS.

40. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER.

41. WE'VE GOT A DEAD BODY IN THE POOL.

42. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

43. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

44. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

45. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

46. DID A LOT OF TIME.

47. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

48. I STOLE THE TV—

49. DID SOME MORE TIME.

50. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

51. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

52. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

53. MOVE IT, LADIES!

54. COME AND GET ME!

55. AH, LOOK AT THEM GO!

56. I FEEL IT THIS YEAR.

57. IT IS OUR DESTINY.

58. I WANT THAT TROPHY SITTING IN MY CASE

59. DRENCHED WITH THE BLOOD OF THESE YOUNG WARRIORS!

60. LET'S GO, BROWNIES, SHOW US HOW YOU SKIP!

61. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SISSIES!

62. OH, I LIKE THIS.

63. ALL RIGHT, YOU LADIES MAKE ME SICK!

64. GIVE ME 10 LAPS AND THEN HIT THE SHOWERS!

65. LISS, I LIKE YOUR COACHING STYLE.

66. Y'KNOW, WHEN THESE BOYS COME TO ME, I...

67. I BREAK 'EM DOWN,

68. 'TILL THEY'RE WORTHLESS AND WEAK.

69. AHHH...

70. THEN YOU BUILD THEM BACK UP AGAIN?

71. NO.

72. OH, I THINK SOMEBODY'S MADE A WRONG TURN.

73. CAN WE HELP YOU, SON?

74. I'M LOOKING FOR COACH LISS.

75. YOU'VE FOUND HIM.

76. COACH LISS, I'D LIKE TO TRY OUT FOR YOUR TEAM.

77.

78. THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, SON.

79. I'LL HANDLE THIS.

80. LOOK, SON, THE FIELD OF GLORY

81. IS NO PLACE FOR THE MALFORMED OR THE ABNORMAL.

82. WHY DON'T YOU TURN YOUR ENERGIES

83. TO SOMETHING LESS EYEBALL-CHALLENGING

84. LIKE, SAY... THE DEBATE TEAM?

85. OH WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T READ.

86. I CAN READ! NIFTY TRICK—

87. LOOK, SON, I DON'T THINK FOOTBALL IS FOR YOU.

88. NOW... RUN ALONG.

89. WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIRE HIS SENSE OF DIRECTION.

90. HE DID MAKE IT OUT HERE.

91. BOO!

92. REMEMBER ME?

93. OH YEAH, THE GIRL WHO TOOK A LEAK IN THE POOL.

94. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT I DID IN THE SHOWER.

95. I'M JERRI BLANK.

96. MY NAME IS ALAN.

97. MIND IF I WALK WITH YOU FOR A WHILE?

98. I'D LIKE THE COMPANY.

99. I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED UH, PRETTY SEXY IN YOUR SWIMMING TRUNKS.

100. OH, THANKS.

101. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, SO I'LL TELL YOU—

102. I LOOK PRETTY SEXY IN MINE.

103. GO AHEAD, ASK ANYBODY.

104. WELL, DON'T ASK ANYBODY.

105. YOU SOUND LIKE A REALLY NICE PERSON, JERRI.

106. OH HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

107. OH, BUT NO, THAT'S OKAY, I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF.

108. SORRY.

109. EVERYBODY THINKS I CAN'T DO THINGS JUST BECAUSE I'M BLIND.

110. THAT'S WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR ME TO PLAY FOOTBALL

111. AND BE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

112. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU!

113. JERRI, JERRI, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

114. I CROSS THIS STREET EVERY DAY BY MYSELF WITH NO PROBLEM.

115. SORRY, JUST TRYING TO HELP.

116. OKAY, JERRI...

117. LEAD ON.

118.

119. ALAN!

120. WALK TOWARDS THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!

121.

122. WATCH THE TRUCK!

123. ALAN!

124. RUN AWAY FROM THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!

125. HURRY!

126.

127. ALAN!

128. THE TRUCK! THE TRUCK!

129. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE FINE!

130. CROSS ALL THE TIME BY YOURSELF?

131. YEAH RIGHT!

132. THE AUDACITY!

133. I WILL NOT BE STRONG-ARMED BY THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.

134. LET THE BOY SUE!

135. BRING IT ON, I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT.

136. LISTEN UP, ROGER, DON'T PUSH ME

137. OR I'LL CANCEL THE WHOLE ATHLETIC PROGRAM

138. AND THEN WHERE WILL YOU PLACE YOUR BETS?

139. I'LL DO IT!

140. THREATEN ME?

141. THAT BLIND BOY WOULD TURN THIS FOOTBALL TEAM

142. INTO A CIRCUS SIDESHOW!

143. AND WHAT ABOUT MY TROPHY!

144. ALAN, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING BLIND?

145. IS IT LIKE HAVING YOUR EYES CLOSED?

146. OR IS IT LIKE BEING IN A DARK ROOM

147. AND NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH?

148. JERRI, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO CAN SEE.

149. OH... WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

150. JERRI, CAN WE JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT?

151. ABSOLUTELY.

152. DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU SLEEP?

153. PLEASE, JERRI!

154. SORRY, JUST CURIOUS.

155. HEY, ALAN, TOUGH BREAK ABOUT THE TRYOUT HUH?

156. I GUESS WE ALL KNOW IT'S FOR THE BEST RIGHT?

157. I'M STILL PLANNING ON PLAYING FOOTBALL FOR FLATPOINT HIGH.

158. JOKE'S OVER, MOLE MAN.

159. GOOD ONE, TRAKE!

160. IT'S NO JOKE.

161. I'M GOING TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR FLATPOINT HIGH.

162. YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, HE'S BLIND,

163. BUT YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SPEND ALL YOUR TIME BEATING OFF.

164. TROLL...

165. I'M GONNA WORK ON A COMEBACK...

166. AND IT'S GONNA STING!

167. COME ON, FELLAS.

168. FORGET ABOUT 'EM, ALAN.

169. THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, JERRI.

170. YOU'RE NOT LIKE MOST PEOPLE.

171. I THINK IT'S BRAVE OF YOU WANTING TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

172. I THINK IT'S SEXY.

173. IT MAKES ME AS DAMP AS A CELLAR DOWN THERE.

174. ALL MILDEWY.

175. ENTER IF YOU DARE.

176. UH-HUH... RIGHT, RIGHT...

177. HELLO, STEPMOTHER.

178. JERRI, THERE GOES MY QUIET AND PLEASANT AFTERNOON.

179. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

180. WHO'S YOUR RUDE FRIEND?

181. THIS IS ALAN, HE'S BLIND.

182.

183. JERRI, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY PLEASE?

184. UH, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALAN.

185. WE JUST NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOU SOME PLACE

186. WHERE YOU CAN'T HEAR US.

187. WHAT'S UP, DARLING, IS THIS SOME SORT OF A PRANK?

188. ALAN IS MY FRIEND, MOTHER.

189. I CAN'T HAVE HIM BUMPING INTO MY VALUABLES

190. DURING ONE OF HIS SIGHTLESS DESTRUCTIVE SEIZURES.

191. FINE!

192. WE'LL GO UP TO MY ROOM!

193. C'MON, ALAN!

194. JERRI, WOULD YOU JUST KEEP HIM IN THE CHANNEL PLEASE.

195. I DON'T WANT HIM RUNNING AGROUND—

196. ON THE CHINA CABINET.

197. ALAN!

198. SORRY, MUMSIE!

199.

200. OH COME ON, JERRI!

201. THIS NICE?

202. THAT WAS FUNNY, BREAKING YOUR MOTHER'S VASE

203. AND BLAMING IT ON ME.

204. WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

205. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

206. OH... RIGHT, GOOD ONE.

207. NICE TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEBODY I CAN TRUST.

208. I'M HERE FOR YOU, ALAN.

209. JERRI, CAN I FEEL YOUR FACE SO I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?

210. O... KEY-DOKEY.

211. HMM... OH, YEAH, OH, ALAN, IT'S NICE... HMM...

212. YOU'RE A GIRL... RIGHT?

213. TRUST ME, I'M ALL WOMAN.

214. YEAH, YA SEE WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, HUH?

215. JUICE IT, JUICE IT!

216. CAN I GO DOWN FARTHER?

217. HUH?

218. CAN I KEEP GOING?

219. PLEASE? OH, UH, YES.

220. GIVE ME A SECOND, GIVE ME A SECOND.

221. UH...

222. AH, RIGHT.

223. TAKE THE TRAIL TO HEAVEN!

224. AND DON'T WORRY I... I CAN'T GET PREGNANT.

225. MY OVARIES ARE DISEASED.

226. OH YEAH... GO GENTLE...

227. OH THAT'S IT, WORK IT,

228. OH THAT SMARTS.

229. OH, I'M GOING TO FEEL THIS IN THE MORNING.

230. OH, I'M CHARGED.

231. JERRI, ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

232. WHAT?

233. OH, OH ALAN, NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE DISAPPOINTED.

234. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, JERRI!

235. YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN EVERYONE ELSE!

236. ALAN, NO, COME BACK.

237. ALAN, THAT'S THE CLOSET.

238. ALAN, A LITTLE BIT MORE TO THE LEFT.

239. THERE YA GO.

240. ALAN, NO, COME BACK, ALAN!

241. OH!

242. LOOK, ONYX, THE P.T.A. IS CRAWLING ON ME

243. LIKE FLIES ON A RIB ROAST.

244. EVIDENTLY THERE'S SOME "LAW" THAT SAYS

245. YOU CAN'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE DISABLED.

246. NOW, I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE THAN YOU DO,

247. BUT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF ED,

248. I WANT YOU TO LET THAT BLIND BOY PLAY!

249. ROGER!

250. I HAVE TO GO, ONYX, I'M PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT.

251. DAMN!

252. MY HANDS ARE TIED.

253. WELL, MAYBE LEGALLY

254. WE HAVE TO LET THE BLIND BOY PLAY,

255. BUT SAY HE FELT SO UNWANTED

256. THAT HE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.

257. THAT DOESN'T BREAK ANY LAW, DOES IT, ONYX?

258. HOT DIGGETY DOG, I DON'T BELIEVE IT DOES!

259.

260. IF ONLY I COULD SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BLIND.

261. "SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BLIND."

262. HELLO? UGHN!

263. ALAN, IT'S ME, JERRI.

264. JERRI, WHY DIDN'T YOU RING THE DOORBELL?

265. I'M BLIND, ALAN, JUST LIKE YOU.

266. COUNT ME AMONG THE SIGHTLESS.

267. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JERRI?

268. I COVERED MY EYES WITH A BLINDFOLD

269. SO I COULD SEE FIRSTHAND

270. WHAT YOUR FREAKISH, VISIONLESS WORLD IS REALLY LIKE.

271. ALAN, I'M SORRY I DECEIVED YOU, BUT NOW I TRULY UNDERSTAND YOU.

272. THANK YOU, JERRI.

273. NO ONE'S EVER TRIED BEFORE.

274. I'LL UH, SEE YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW, ALAN.

275. OR RATHER... NOT SEE YOU.

276. BYE.

277. JERRI!

278. ALAN...

279. HERE COMES OL' BLINDO.

280. TAKE HIM DOWN.

281. ARGHH!

282. YOU SHOULD SEE THIS!

283. MR. JELLINECK JUST TOOK A SPILL.

284. BAD TIME TO BE BLIND, JERRI.

285. HE JUST IMPALED HIMSELF WITH SCISSORS.

286. I WANT TO SEE!

287. I WANT TO SEE!

288. OH MY!

289. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!

290. THIS IS GONNA BE IN THE YEARBOOK IF HE SURVIVES.

291. NOW I UNDERSTAND THE TRUE CURSE OF BLINDNESS.

292. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, DUMB EYES?

293. JUST THINKING ABOUT THE BIG GAME.

294. OH YEAH?

295. WELL, THINK ABOUT THIS, BATMAN!

296. HEAR THAT?

297. YES, PAPER.

298. THAT'S RIGHT, AND WHAT DO YOU GET FROM PAPER?

299. A PAPER CUT.

300. BINGO.

301. SMELL IT.

302. IT SMELLS LIKE A LEMON.

303. IS IT COMING TOGETHER FOR YOU, ALAN?

304. LEMONS, PAPER CUTS...

305. NOT REALLY.

306. AW, FORGET IT!

307. LISTEN, NOBODY WANTS YOU ON THE TEAM!

308. WHY? I'M A GOOD ATHLETE.

309. I JUST HAPPEN TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT!

310. YEAH, BUT...

311. NO, YOU'RE CONFUSING US!

312. LET'S GO WATCH SOME GAY PORN

313. SO WE CAN GET OUR HATE BACK.

314. HA HA HA HA...

315. JERRI... JERRI...

316. I LOVE LISTENING TO, AND NOT WATCHING, TV.

317. JERRI?

318. UH HUH?

319. DO YOU THINK WE COULD STOP LISTENING TO THE TV FOR A MINUTE?

320. I NEED TO TALK.

321. OH.

322. SURE, I'LL UM, I'LL TURN IT OFF.

323. WHAT'S UP?

324. I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THE WAY

325. YOU'VE TRIED TO UNDERSTAND ME.

326. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

327. I MEAN WEARING THAT BLINDFOLD.

328. YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A REAL CHALLENGE

329. BUT WELL WORTH IT.

330. I MEAN I'D DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN...

331. THE MONKEY'S KILLING A DUCK!

332. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

333. UH...

334. IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I HEARD AT SCHOOL EARLIER TODAY.

335. I'M SORRY, PLEASE GO ON.

336. WELL, I NEED YOUR ADVICE,

337. 'CAUSE I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT

338. PLAYING IN THE BIG GAME.

339. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

340. I THOUGHT THEY HAVE TO LET YOU PLAY.

341. YEAH, BUT I GUESS I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THIS WAY.

342. I WAS HOPING THAT IF I STUCK IT OUT

343. THE TEAM WOULD RESPECT ME, YOU KNOW?

344. THEY'D WANT ME TO PLAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

345. UH HUH...

346. WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

347. WHAT? OH, I BUMPED MY KNEE.

348. DAMN IT!

349. JERRI, YOU'VE PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU CARE.

350. PLEASE LET ME TAKE THE BLINDFOLD OFF.

351. OH... JUST... GIVE ME JUST A SECOND..

352. OH, ARE YOU SURE... ALL RIGHT...

353. OH MY GOD, IT— IT STINGS!

354. UM, EVERYTHING'S SO BRIGHT AND, AND HOT.

355. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN SEE...

356. THINGS I NEVER SAW BEFORE.

357. HA HA HA HA!

358. OH MY GOD.

359. WELL, IF IT ISN'T... MR...

360. NO LOOKIN' AT THINGS GUY...

361. GOD, I HATE YOU!

362. YOU CAN LAY OFF NOW, DERRICK.

363. I'M NOT GONNA PLAY ON THE TEAM!

364. ALAN, WHAT?

365. WAIT!

366. ALAN!

367. HA HA HA!

368. THE MONKEY'S DRESSED UP LIKE A SHERIFF!

369. ALAN, WAIT!

370. READY, OKAY!

371. OUR PLAYERS MAY BE CRACKERS,

372. OUR PLAYERS MAY BE HONKEYS,

373. BUT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT

374. THE FLATPOINT DONKEYS!

375. 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT THE STYLE,

376. WE MAKE THE PASSES,

377. AND YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR FLATPOINT ASSES!

378. ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER:

379. YOU ARE PANTY-WAISTED PUSSIES WHO SQUAT TO PEE,

380. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TO BAKE CUPCAKES.

381. WE ARE HERE TO KICK SOME ASS!

382. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

383. NOW, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN WILL LEAD US IN A TEAM PRAYER.

384. DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR GIVING THIS GAME YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.

385. WE'LL TRY TO BE BRIEF SO YOU CAN RETURN YOUR ENERGIES

386. TO THE MOVEMENT OF THE STARS

387. AND THE CONDEMNATION OF THE JEWS.

388. PLEASE HAND US AN EASY VICTORY.

389. I'M NOT SAYING THAT IF WE LOSE, WE'LL TURN AWAY,

390. BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THAT RISK?

391. AND FINALLY, JUST AS YOU CURED THE BLIND,

392. THANK YOU FOR CURING THIS TEAM OF THE BLIND.

393. OH, AND, UH,

394. FORGIVE ME FOR THAT THING I DO WITH THE THING.

395. AMEN.

396. KICK 'EM, DONKS!

397. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET KNOCKED UP,

398. YOU FERTILE BITCHES!

399. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO...

400. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY KEEPING ALAN OFF THE TEAM.

401. COULDN'T YOU, FOR ONCE, OPEN YOUR MINDS AND HEARTS

402. AND HEAR SOMETHING THAT HE COULDN'T SEE?

403. I, FOR ONE, AM GLAD ALAN IS BLIND,

404. SO HE CAN'T SEE WHAT I AM SO SAD TO SAY YOU CAN'T HEAR.

405. YOU'RE RIGHT, JERRI BLANK.

406. ABOUT WHAT?

407. WE ACTED SELFISHLY.

408. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE THE MOST BLIND OF ALL.

409.

410. ALAN!

411. GOOD!

412. DO IT FOR FLATPOINT, SON.

413. OH ALAN, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

414. IT'S ME, JERRI.

415. I KNOW, JERRI, I KNOW.

416. ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOING WITH A SHOTGUN 24 DOUBLE DOG,

417. DRAGGED THROUGH THE GARDEN...

418. ALAN, THIS ONE'S GOING TO YOU, ON SEVEN...

419. TEAM MATE.

420. READY?

421. BREAK! BREAK! BREAK!

422. SET!

423. HUT!

424. HUT!

425. HUT!

426. HUT!

427. HUT!

428. HUT!

429. HUT!

430. HUT!

431. HUT!

432. HUT!

433. HU-TTTT!

434. UGHN!

435. UGHN!

436. UGHN!

437. UGHN!

438. UGHN!

439. UGHN!

440. UGHN!

441. UGHN!

442. UGHN!

443. WELL, I GUESS WE ALL SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING,

444. EXCEPT OF COURSE FOR ALAN, BEING BLIND AND ALL.

445. ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN!

446. LET'S WIN THIS ONE FOR ALAN!

447. KICK 'EM, DONKS!

448. HERE YOU GO— TOWEL.

449. MMMPGH!

450. WELL, THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.

451. TOWEL?

452. FLATPOINT DIDN'T WIN A SINGLE GAME

453. AND EVERYONE'S GETTING ALONG JUST FINE!

454. EXCEPT ALAN, WHO NEVER REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS

455. AND IS NOW THE STAR ATTRACTION IN A TRAVELING TRAUMA CENTER.

456. TOWEL?

457. MMMM, MMMPH!

458. I GUESS WHAT I LEARNED FROM ALL THIS IS

459. NEVER ENCOURAGE THE HANDICAPPED.

460. IT'LL ONLY GET THEM HURT.

461. HELLO THERE, TIGGER.

462. HI, JERRI!

463. HERE'S A TOWEL TO COVER YOUR—

464. HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY—

465. VAGINA.