Strangers with Candy 2x10

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Jessica Bogart as Melissa • Gerry Vichi as Shoe Store Owner

Jerri struggles with class issues as the new shoe of the moment (""Flairs"") is a wee bit out of her price range. She snags a job at the local shoe store and schemes to procure a pair of the salacious shoes in time for popular rich girl Melissa's party. However, Orlando has a party scheduled for that same evening, and Jerri's snobbery regarding his lower-income-bracket party threatens their friendship.

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1. WHY DO WE HAVE TO CAR POOL WITH THE FAGANOCOLOUSES?

2. I SMELL LIKE FETA CHEESE.

3. I LIKE THE CAR POOL.

4. THE FAGANOCOLOUSES ARE GOOD PEOPLE.

5. GOOD PEOPLE?

6. THEY'RE GREEKS, AND GREEKS ARE JUST JEWS WITHOUT MONEY.

7. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT FOUR.

8. BYE, MR. FAGA—

9. AH, DAMN GOATS ATE MY LUNCH!

10. ( radio rap music )

11. HEY, MELISSA, NICE CAR!

12. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR PARTY!

13. GREAT FLAIRS! YEAH!

14. I SMELL A GOAT.

15. OH, HEY, JERRI, HOW'S THE CAR POOL?

16. CAR POOL?

17. WELL, I'M GONNA BE GETTIN' MY OWN WHEELS PRETTY SOON.

18. IT'S GONNA BE A HOT RIDE.

19. AS SOON AS YOU GET YOUR CAR, JERRI,

20. WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE IT OVER TO MY FLOATING HOUSE

21. AND SHOW IT TO MY LEPRECHAUN?

22. ( giggling )

23. I WANT A LEPRECHAUN.

24. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

25. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

26. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

27. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

28. DID A LOT OF TIME.

29. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

30. I STOLE THE TV.

31. DID SOME MORE TIME.

32. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

33. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

34. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

35. UP NEXT, THE "OKIE."

36. THE HUMOROUS DRIFTER FROM THE DUST BOWL DAYS.

37. NOW, THE OKIE—

38. JERRI, FEET OFF THE DESK.

39. MELISSA, LOVELY SHOES.

40. THEY'RE FLAIRS. I KNOW.

41. WHERE WAS I? RIGHT, THE OKIE.

42. NOW, THIS GOOD-NATURED, TOOTHLESS, RAGGEDY-PANT TRAMP

43. CAN SEEM HARMLESS ENOUGH

44. UNTIL SOMEONE THREATENS HIS STASH OF CORN LIQUOR.

45. AND THEN HE WILL LASH OUT LIKE A BOBCAT—

46. ( bell ringing )

47. OKAY, PEOPLE, TOMORROW WE'LL CONTINUE OUR FOCUS ON THE POOR,

48. AND WHY THEY ARE DANGEROUS.

49. WHAT IS THIS?

50. I'M HAVING A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT,

51. I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME.

52. I THINK IT WOULD BE PRETTY INAPPROPRIATE FOR A TEACHER

53. TO SHOW UP AT A STUDENT'S PARTY.

54. I'M HAVING A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT. WHAT CAN I BRING?

55. I MAKE A HELL OF A SHRIMP PASTE.

56. FRENCH DRESSING, THAT'S THE KEY!

57. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TO YOUR PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT, MELISSA?

58. I JUST BOUGHT A NEW DRESS MADE FROM UNBORN LEOPARD PELTS!

59. SOUNDS GREAT!

60. OH, AND OF COURSE, MY FLAIRS.

61. IT IS GONNA BE "PHAT DOPE."

62. MY FATHER HIRED THIS NEW TECHNO-TRIP RAVE DJ

63. AND SOME PROFESSIONAL HIP-HOP DANCERS.

64. HEY, JERRI, YOU'RE STILL COMIN' TO MY PARTY, RIGHT?

65. MY PAPA'S GONNA PLAY HIS CASTANETS,

66. MY MEE-MA'S GONNA TELL STORIES WITH HER HANDS!

67. SHHH, KEEP IT DOWN, "POORLANDO" !

68. I'M TRYIN' TO EAVESDROP ON MELISSA'S PARTY PLANS.

69. OH, HEY, JERRI!

70. ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING NEW WITH YOUR HAIR?

71. IT LOOKS... DESTITUTE.

72. HEY, MELISSA, ABOUT YOUR PARTY?

73. WELL, I'M SURE YOU TRIED TO—

74. WE MUST'VE CROSSED PATHS, I MEAN, I DIDN'T HAVE—

75. I LOST MY FLYER.

76. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A FLYER.

77. WELL, MYSTERY SOLVED.

78. YOU PROBABLY WANNA GIVE ME ONE NOW.

79. LOOK, JERRI, YOU DON'T REALLY SEEM...

80. DRESSED TO COME TO MY PARTY.

81. I'LL CHANGE!

82. OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE INTO SOMEONE WHO CAN AFFORD

83. A PAIR OF FLAIRS,

84. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS YOU CAN COME TO MY PARTY.

85. I GOTTA GET A PAIR OF FLAIRS FOR MELISSA'S PARTY, ORLANDO!

86. YOU CRAZY, JERRI?

87. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA GO TO THEIR PARTY?

88. BESIDES, YOU CAN'T AFFORD FLAIRS.

89. I KNOW HOW TO GET MONEY. HOW?

90. GIMME SOME MONEY. NO, JERRI.

91. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA GO TO HER PARTY AND NOT MINE?

92. BECAUSE SHE'S RICH!

93. JERRI, I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TRULY RICH IS.

94. WELL, I KNOW WHAT RICH ISN'T,

95. AND I'M LOOKIN' AT IT.

96. WHAT IS ART WORTH?

97. GOOD QUESTION, ME!

98. THE VALUE OF ART IS SUBJECTIVE, OR IS IT?

99. IT IS.

100. SO WITH THAT IN MIND, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR ORIGAMI PROJECTS.

101. OH, A GOOSE, I LIKE IT, BUTTERFLY, VERY NICE!

102. DO YOU HAVE YOUR PROJECT, JERRI?

103. I MADE THIS! WHAT IS IT?

104. WATCH WASHINGTON.

105. HAPPY?

106. I'M SO SAD.

107. HAPPY?

108. SAD!

109. I DON'T GET IT.

110. HEY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE, MELISSA?

111. OH YEAH, THE PROJECT.

112. LET'S SEE... WATCH FRANKLIN.

113. I'M HAPPY, SO SAD.

114. I'M HAPPY, SO SAD, HAPPY, SAD, HAPPY, SAD.

115. THAT IS CHARMING!

116. THAT'S AN "A+" FOR YOU, WAY TO GO!

117. WHAT ABOUT ME?

118. JERRI, FOR SOME REASON, WASHINGTON DOESN'T SEEM ALL THAT CLEVER.

119. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A... "D".

120. ( bell rings )

121. OKAY, PEOPLE, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

122. LEAVE YOUR PROJECTS ON THE TABLE,

123. I'M GONNA FIRE THEM IN THE KILN!

124. GOOD WORK!

125. NICELY DONE, WAY TO GO!

126. JERRI, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

127. YOU SEEM POORER THAN USUAL.

128. MR. JELLINECK, WELL, YOU WEAR NICE CLOTHES,

129. AND YOU HAVE YOUR HAIR PROFESSIONALLY DONE,

130. YOU WEAR MAKEUP.

131. YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT MONEY.

132. HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY?

133. WELL, I COULD TELL YOU HOW I MADE MONEY.

134. I HAD THIS BELOVED RICH AUNT,

135. WHO SLIPPED INTO WHAT WE ASSUMED WAS A COMA

136. SO WE HAD HER QUICKLY EUTHANIZED AND SPLIT HER CASH.

137. I'M SURE WE WOULD'VE WANTED HER TO WANT IT THAT WAY.

138. FAMILY EQUALS MONEY!

139. HO HO HO!

140. YEAH! YEAH!

141. YEAH! YEAH!

142. THIS IS "DJ INSTEP,"

143. "YEAH-YEAH-YEAH, WHAT!"

144. AND WE HERE TO BRING YOU THE FLAIRS, BABY!

145. THE PHAT FLAIRS COMIN, STRAIGHT AT YA

146. WITH THE EXTRA-EXTRA-EXTRA- LONG LACES!

147. DAMN, THAT'S A LONG LACE!

148. FLAIRS, BABY, IT'S OFF THE FLAVA METER!

149. WHAT, THEM LACES ARE TRIPPIN' !

150. FLAIRS, BABY, ARE OFF THE "HOO-ZAC."

151. RING THE "BULLZAC," 2-2 STRIPS OF BACON!

152. WANT FLAIRS, GOTTA MOVE!

153. BRING YOUR ATTITUDE,

154. AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CASH!

155. DAMN, THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE SHOE!

156. FLAIRS, BABY!

157. You can't afford a pair of Flairs?

158. Lo-ser!

159. MOTHER, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

160. I HAVE A QUESTION THAT I HAVE TO ASK YOU.

161. PLEASE, JERRI, I JUST GOT IN, I'M TIRED!

162. CAN'T THIS WAIT FOREVER? OH, STEP-MOMMY!

163. THERE'S THIS PAIR OF SHOES THAT I WANT TO HAVE TO HAVE,

164. AND I'LL JUST DIE IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM, DIE!

165. THAT'S A TEMPTING OFFER, JERRI.

166. SO CAN I HAVE THE MONEY?

167. MMM, NOPE.

168. HEY, LOSER. YOU'RE THE LOSER, LOSER!

169. PLEASE, YOU KIDS, DERRICK WAS RIGHT.

170. JERRI, YOU'RE THE LOSER.

171. WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?

172. LISTEN, KIDS, SINCE I'M UNWILLING TO WORK,

173. MONEY IS A LITTLE SCARCE.

174. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO START TIGHTENING JERRI'S BELT,

175. UNDERSTAND? BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!

176. LOOK, HONEY, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS ALONE.

177. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE YOU MAKE SACRIFICES.

178. I HAVE TO BUY A PAIR OF FLAIRS!

179. WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS WORD "FLAIRS" BEFORE?

180. RIGHT HERE! OH, HO, HO, RIGHT!

181. I HATE THIS FAMILY!

182. I DON'T NEED YOU!

183. I GOT PLENTY OF WAYS TO MAKE MONEY!

184. DAMN, THAT'S A LONG LACE.

185. HEY, JERRI.

186. HAVE YOU RECONSIDERED COMING TO MY PARTY?

187. WHAT PARTY?

188. YOU KNOW, MY PARTY TONIGHT!

189. I'LL BE AT MELISSA'S.

190. WELL!

191. WHAT ABOUT THE FLAIRS?

192. LEARN FROM A MASTER.

193. IF IT AIN'T MR. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

194. I WAS DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR PERFORMANCE ON SATURDAY.

195. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE WON!

196. BIG DEAL, YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE SPREAD.

197. WHAT? GET TO CLASS.

198. OW, AH, OOO!

199. YOU POOR THING.

200. NOT FOR LONG,

201. I FEEL A LAWSUIT COMIN' ON.

202. SUE AWAY, WE'RE NOT INSURED.

203. UGH, WE'RE NOT?

204. OF COURSE NOT, BLANK.

205. IF WE WERE, EVERYONE WOULD BE

206. TOSSING THEMSELVES DOWN THOSE STAIRS.

207. HELL, I'D TAKE A RUN AT IT, MYSELF.

208. HA, HA, HA, HA! OW, OW, OW!

209. HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO.

210. I'M GONNA NEED, FROM YOU,

211. A DOLLAR A DAY, STARTING NOW,

212. AND ENDING... NEVER.

213. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

214. THINK OF IT AS PROTECTION.

215. FROM WHAT?

216. I DON'T KNOW.

217. THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.

218. MAYBE AFTER LOCKDOWN,

219. SOMEONE COULD COME TO YOUR CELL AND STICK YOU WITH A SHIV.

220. OR IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM,

221. WHEN THE BULLS ARE LOOKIN' THE OTHER WAY,

222. YOU COULD FALL INTO THE MANGLER.

223. OR IN THE YARD, YOU COULD SIMPLY—

224. ( zzzzzzz )

225. AH... AH...

226. ( toilet flushing )

227. DAMN, THAT'S GOTTA STING.

228. SO, TAD,

229. YOU GOT THAT BIG HISTORY PAPER DONE YET?

230. ARE YOU KIDDING?

231. I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED.

232. OOH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

233. OH!

234. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

235. IT'S A HISTORY PAPER.

236. THE "BATTLE OF ( mumbling )."

237. OH, YEAH, YEAH, S'GOOD, S'GOOD.

238. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE!

239. REALLY? FOR A LITTLE GREEN.

240. WELL, WHAT'S THE GRADE?

241. TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE SURPRISED.

242. HEY, BLANK.

243. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

244. THIS PAPER GOT AN "F" !

245. ALL SALES FINAL.

246. OH!

247. LOUD AND CLEAR!

248. HERE, KEEP THE CHANGE.

249. OH, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,

250. ANOTHER HISTORY PAPER HAS MADE ITS WAY INTO CIRCULATION.

251. YOU BUYIN' OR NOT?

252. COME WITH ME, JERRI BLANK.

253. BLANK, THE AUDACITY!

254. SELLING TERM PAPERS ON MY TURF?

255. THAT'S AN HONOR CODE OFFENSE.

256. I NEED THE MONEY.

257. WE ALL NEED THE MONEY, GET A JOB!

258. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A JOB.

259. THEN GO SEE OUR JOB COUNSELOR, MS. PLOG.

260. PLOG! NOW GET OUT!

261. ( sports announcer screaming )

262. ( telephone ringing )

263. NICO, LISTEN, I—

264. ( muffled ranting )

265. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO PAY YOU YOUR MONEY, I—

266. OH, DON'T SAY THAT NICO.

267. DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT—

268. WELL, A MAN NEEDS HIS ELBOWS!

269. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN?

270. A BRIGHT YELLOW SCHOOL BUS!

271. JUST PICTURE YOURSELF RIDING AROUND TOWN

272. WITH 50 LUCKY LADIES IN THE BACK!

273. HELLO? ( dial tone )

274. NICO, HELLO?

275. HEL— ?

276. SO YOU WANT A JOB?

277. NO, I WANT MONEY.

278. USUALLY, WHEN PEOPLE WANT MONEY,

279. THEY GET A JOB.

280. I DON'T WANNA WORK FOR "THE MAN."

281. OF COURSE YOU DON'T!

282. WHAT YOU WANT IS FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE.

283. LOOK AT THESE PRODUCTS, JERRI, LOOK!

284. SOAPS, DETERGENTS, CLEANSERS, EVERYTHING!

285. ALL COMPARABLY PRICED

286. TO WHAT YOU'D FIND IN ANY NEIGHBORHOOD GROCERY STORE,

287. BUT IT TAKES 4 TO 6 WEEKS TO BE DELIVERED!

288. YOU SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR ANYONE,

289. AND THAT'S THE BEAUTY!

290. YOU WORK FOR YOURSELF BY WORKING FOR ME!

291. YOU SEE, I SET UP 10 MANAGERS,

292. WHO EACH SET UP 10 MORE MANAGERS,

293. WHO EACH IN TURN ESTABLISH A 10-MANAGER MANAGEMENT TEAM,

294. AND WE ALL SPLIT THE PROFITS!

295. IS THIS AMWAY?

296. NO, IT IS NOT!

297. WELL THEN, WHY DON'T I JUST GET A NORMAL AFTER-SCHOOL JOB?

298. FINE, MORE PROFIT FOR ME!

299. OH JERRI, ONE MORE THING.

300. YEAH? WANNA BUY SOME SOAP?

301. MAYBE AFTER I GET MY FIRST PAYCHECK.

302. OH, GOOD, IT'LL BE MY FIRST SALE!

303. MY MANAGER WILL BE SO HAPPY!

304. THIS PORTION OF "STRANGERS WITH CANDY"

305. IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FLAIRS.

306. DAMN, THAT'S A LONG LACE!

307. SORRY I'M LATE!

308. OH, YOU MUST BE JERRI.

309. YOUR STUDENT COUNSELOR TELLS ME YOU'RE A HARD WORKER,

310. AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

311. BOY, AM I SLEEPY.

312. WHEN'S QUITTIN' TIME, CHIEF?

313. I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED!

314. LET'S HIT THE STOCK ROOM!

315. C'MON! ALL RIGHT...

316. OKAY, THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP THE SHOES.

317. MEN'S ON THAT SIDE, WOMEN'S OVER HERE.

318. ANY QUESTIONS? CAN I KNOCK OFF EARLY,

319. SO I CAN GO TO A RICH GIRL'S PARTY?

320. OH, FUNNY, CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT.

321. I BET YOU'RE A NATURAL SALESMAN.

322. I COULD SELL CHEESE TO A CHINAMAN.

323. OK, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

324. I'M A CUSTOMER; SELL ME A SHOE.

325. WANNA BUY A SHOE? I'M NOT SURE.

326. BYE.

327. REMEMBER, JERRI, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SELL ME SHOES.

328. I'LL MAKE IT EASY.

329. LOOK, UH... I'M A BUSINESSMAN WHO JUST GOT INTO TOWN.

330. THEY LOST MY LUGGAGE AT THE AIRPORT.

331. I HAVE A BIG MEETING AND I HAVE NO SHOES!

332. SELL ME SOME SHOES!

333. YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN?

334. OKAY, UH, WHAT DO YOU SELL?

335. I DON'T KNOW, JERRI, ALUMINUM SIDING.

336. ALUMINUM SIDING, I'LL TAKE SOME!

337. ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE GAME HERE, JERRI?

338. YOU HAVE TO SELL ME SHOES!

339. UNDERSTAND? YES, SHOES.

340. OKAY.

341. I'LL MAKE IT EVEN EASIER.

342. I COME FROM A SMALL AMAZONIAN TRIBE.

343. I'M A FILTHY, SHOE-LOVING SAVAGE!

344. I HAVE BROUGHT ALL THE TRIBAL WEALTH,

345. GOLDEN IDOLS, DIAMONDS AS BIG AS A BABY'S HEAD!

346. I MUST RETURN TO THE TRIBE WITH SHOES,

347. OR MY CANNIBAL BROTHERS WILL FEAST UPON MY BRAIN!

348. SELL ME A SHOE, JERRI BLANK!

349. WHAT KIND OF SHOE DO YOU WANT?

350. IT DOESN'T MATTER!

351. SOMETHING SENSIBLE, A LOW-CUT STRAPPY SANDAL.

352. I DON'T SEE YOU IN A SANDAL.

353. HOW 'BOUT A BOOT?

354. DO YOU SELL BOOTS?

355. NO, BUT I KNOW WHO DOES!

356. YOU STINK!

357. LET'S HIT THE FLOOR!

358. SO, POPS, CAN I MAKE ENOUGH MONEY IN A FEW HOURS

359. TO GO HOME WITH A PAIR OF FLAIRS?

360. FLAIRS, DAMN, THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE SHOE!

361. WELL, YOU'RE ON COMMISSION, SO SKY'S THE LIMIT.

362. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SELL A LOT OF SHOES.

363. HERE'S YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER.

364. GO GET HIM!

365. CAN I HELP YOU?

366. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME SHOES.

367. HOW'D YOU WEAR THE LAST PAIR OUT?

368. THEY'RE FOR MY DAUGHTER!

369. AHHH, YOU'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.

370. HEY, JERRI!

371. I JUST CAME BY TO REMIND YOU ABOUT MY PARTY.

372. YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?

373. COME ON, JERRI, YOU'VE GOTTA COME!

374. EVERYBODY ELSE IS GOING TO MELISSA'S.

375. GUESS I'LL BE SEEIN' EVERYBODY.

376. YOU'RE NOT COMING BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS POOR,

377. WELL, WE'RE RICH IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!

378. WHO'S THE HOT-HEAD?

379. THAT'S MY FRIEND, ORLANDO.

380. HE WANTS ME TO COME TO HIS CRUMMY POOR PARTY,

381. BUT I WANNA GO TO A RICH GIRL'S PARTY.

382. SO YOU'RE GONNA DITCH YOUR FRIEND,

383. JUST SO YOU CAN GO TO SOME RICH GIRL'S PARTY?

384. YEAH!

385. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, JERRI.

386. OH, NO.

387. WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS POOR.

388. AND I WAS SWEET ON THIS HIGH AND MIGHTY GAL

389. NAMED "DAISY."

390. SO I HAD A PARTY, JUST SO I COULD INVITE HER.

391. DID SHE COME? NO.

392. SHE WAS OFF WITH THAT DUTCH LONAGAN, WITH HIS ZOOT SUIT,

393. WITH THE REET PLEAT AND THE SHAVED-RACCOON COAT.

394. WELL, LOOK AT ME TODAY!

395. MAYBE I'M NOT MR. FANCY PANTS, BUT I OWN MY OWN BUSINESS.

396. WHAT HAPPENED TO DAISY?

397. NOBODY REALLY KNOWS.

398. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHERE SHE'S NOT BURIED,

399. UNDERNEATH THIS SHOE STORE!

400. ANOTHER CUSTOMER, JERRI, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

401. OH, MELISSA, I CAN'T WAIT ON HER.

402. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

403. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MAKE ENOUGH TO GET A PAIR OF FLAIRS?

404. EVERY SALE COUNTS, GET OVER THERE!

405. HELLO, MELISSA, CAN I HELP YOU?

406. WELL, HA-HA!

407. LOOK WHO'S GOT AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.

408. IF IT ISN'T "LITTLE ORPHAN DWARFY."

409. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

410. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN JUST A MOMENT.

411. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK OVER THERE!

412. SHE'S GONNA BUY, I CAN SMELL IT!

413. BUT THAT'S THE RICH GIRL I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS!

414. THAT'S THE RICH GIRL?

415. WHO NEEDS HER?

416. GO TELL HER WE'RE CLOSED.

417. SORRY, MELISSA, WE'RE CLOSED.

418. REALLY, TOO BAD.

419. I WAS PLANNING ON BUYING A FRESH PAIR OF FLAIRS

420. FOR MY PARTY.

421. WHICH WOULD MEAN I'D HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR,

422. WHICH I COULD DONATE TO A NEEDY PERSON.

423. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO NEEDS A PAIR OF FLAIRS FOR A PARTY?

424. HMM, JERRI?

425. I CAN'T THINK OF A— ME!

426. WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T YOU, UM...

427. SHAMBLE ON TO THE BACK AND FIND ME SOME FLAIRS,

428. AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

429. SIZE? SIZE 2, NARROW.

430. JERRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

431. YOU DON'T NEED HER AND HER HIGH-FALUTIN PARTY!

432. GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S.

433. SHOW HER YOU ARE BETTER THAN HER!

434. AND SOME DAY, SHE'LL BE BEGGING YOU FOR HER LIFE.

435. HERE YOU GO.

436. JERRI, TAKE OFF MY SHOES.

437. MY HANDS DON'T FEEL LIKE UNTYING.

438. OH, AND MY FEET ARE SORE,

439. WHY DON'T YOU RUB 'EM?

440. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MELISSA?

441. I DON'T NEED YOU, OR YOUR FANCY SHOES,

442. BECAUSE I WON'T BE GOIN' TO YOUR PARTY TONIGHT.

443. I'M GOING TO A REAL FRIEND'S HOUSE!

444. I'M PROUD OF YOU, JERRI.

445. WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS, YOU'RE RICH ON THE INSIDE.

446. AND TENDER FLAKY-CAKEY ON THE OUTSIDE!

447. NUMBER 1, YOU HAVE A CRUMMY SALES STAFF.

448. NUMBER 2, THESE FLAIRS ARE SCUFFED!

449. HMMM.

450. WHY DON'T YOU STEP INTO THE STOCK ROOM

451. AND PICK OUT A FRESH PAIR,

452. DAISY.

453. ( knocking )

454. HEY, JERRI, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME!

455. HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS JERRI!

456. JERRI! JERRI! JERRI!

457. COME DANCE WITH US!

458. OH, OH!

459. AAAAAH!

460. I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME, JERRI! SO AM I, ORLANDO!

461. YOU KNOW, I WAS SO CONFUSED BEFORE,

462. BUT NOW IT'S FINALLY CLEAR WHAT I REALLY WANT!

463. I WANNA PARTY WITH RICH PEOPLE!

464. ( club music )

465. WELL, I GUESS WHAT I LEARNED THIS WEEK

466. IS THAT YOU CAN BE RICH IN FRIENDS OR FAMILY OR LOVE,

467. BUT THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS BEING RICH IN MONEY.

468. OH, AND ONE MORE THING,

469. THE POOR ARE A FILTHY, THIEVING PEOPLE.

470. G'NIGHT!

471. HEY, WHERE'S MELISSA?