Strangers with Candy 2x1

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Jeremy Davidson as Drake Rogers • Tessa Ghylin as Tina

Jerri's back out of prison and back to being a freshman at Flatpoint High. . . again. She's determined to be a proper girl, if only that little devil on her shoulder would stop trying to convince her otherwise. Coach Wolf encourages her female students to remain chaste and convinces Jerri that she can reclaim her virginity. All the girls take to wearing ""Never Been Touched"" ribbons with a cherry dangling from them.

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1. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK,

2. AND I'M A 47-YEAR-OLD FRESHMAN.

3. AGAIN.

4. I JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL.

5. AGAIN.

6. AND I'M STARTING MY LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN.

7. AGAIN.

8. BUT THIS TIME, I'M GONNA BE A PROPER GIRL

9. DOING THINGS THE PROPER WAY...

10. PROPERLY.

11. ( man ) HEY, BABY, YOU WANT A DATE?

12. EXCUSE ME?

13. YOU KNOW, A DATE?

14. I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

15. I GOT CASH.

16. FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT!

17. DO IT, DO HIM, TAKE THE MONEY!

18. DO IT, DO HIM, TAKE THE MONEY!

19. TAKE THE MONEY!

20. TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!

21. WHORE, WHORE!

22. YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT,

23. YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT IT!

24. COME ON, COME ON!

25. OH YEAH, OH YEAH!

26. MAYBE WE COULD GO GET A PIZZA FIRST.

27. ( screaming and cheering )

28. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

29. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

30. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

31. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,

32. DID A LOT OF TIME.

33. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

34. I STOLE THE TV.

35. DID SOME MORE TIME.

36. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

37. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

38. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

39. ( coach Wolf ) VIRGINITY.

40. REMEMBER, A VIRGIN BODY

41. HAS THE MORNING SHEEN OF AN UNOPENED FLOWER

42. AND THE FRESHNESS OF SECRET SPRINGS.

43. IT'S YOUR CHOICE, LADIES:

44. HOLD ON TO YOUR GLORIOUS RIPE FRUIT, OR...

45. ( bang )

46. COMPRENDE?

47. NOW I HAVE RIBBONS FOR ALL OF YOU UP HERE

48. TO WEAR WITH PRIDE.

49. I KNOW I DO.

50. SO GET ONE ON YOUR WAY OUT.

51. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

52. WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN, TAMMI?

53. I'VE GOT SOMETHING BOYS WANT, AND THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.

54. YEAH? WHAT ABOUT GIRLS?

55. WHAT?

56. NOTHING, JUST TESTING THE WATERS.

57. JERRI, ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'M SAVING MYSELF

58. FOR SOMEONE REALLY SPECIAL.

59. WELL, I'M DOING THE SAME THING,

60. BUT IN BETWEEN, I'M SCREWIN' A LOT OF GUYS

61. WHO AREN'T THAT SPECIAL.

62. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T, COACH WOLF.

63. JERRI, IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PAST, DON'T.

64. THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO START FRESH.

65. EVEN THOUGH THIS MORNING, I THUMBED A RIDE

66. AND MADE A LITTLE LUNCH MONEY?

67. JERRI, I'M GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO RECLAIM YOUR VIRGINITY.

68. WHAT?

69. RECLAIM YOUR VIRGINITY!

70. IT'S A NEW MOVEMENT.

71. GIRLS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY

72. ARE GETTING A SECOND CHANCE AT PURITY BY BECOMING CHASTE.

73. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, COACH WOLF?

74. I'M TALKING ABOUT GIVING THE DAMN THING A REST, JERRI.

75. LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO RECLAIM YOUR VIRGINITY,

76. LET YOUR FERTILE VALLEY LIE FALLOW.

77. START THINKING LIKE A VIRGIN.

78. HEY, BARBARA, WAIT UP!

79. WELL, I CAN DO THAT!

80. DON'T THINK ABOUT SEX.

81. DON'T THINK ABOUT SEX.

82. DON'T THINK ABOUT SEX.

83. HEY, JERRI— LOU!

84. I WAS WONDERING— WONDERING WHAT, HMM?

85. IF YOU CAN GET ME BEHIND THE DUMPSTER,

86. HIKE UP MY SKIRT AND POUND HOME?

87. WELL, I'M A VIRGIN NOW.

88. AND THIS IS ONE BLUSHING ROSE YOU ARE NOT GONNA DE-FLOWER.

89. I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU TO A MOVIE.

90. ( snap, snap ) A MOVIE HUH?

91. MAYBE WE COULD, I DON'T KNOW, SIT IN THE BALCONY

92. AND I COULD TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOUR CANDY BAR

93. WHILE YA POKE AROUND IN MY POPCORN BOX.

94. I DON'T THINK SO, MR. PERVERT.

95. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

96. I'M GONNA' GO POWDER MY NEWLY PURE NETHER REGION.

97. GET OUTTA MY FACE!

98. HEY, JERRI, WAY TO HANDLE THAT ANIMAL.

99. JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE BOULDER IN FRONT OF MY LOVE CAVE.

100. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US IN THE CAFETERIA FOR LUNCH?

101. WOW!

102. I'LL SEE YOU THERE, LADIES!

103. HMM, DON'T THINK ABOUT SEX, DON'T THINK ABOUT SEX,

104. DON'T THINK ABOUT SEX.

105. IT'S GONNA BE HARD.

106. HARD.

107. ( grunts )

108. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ASKED ME TO HAVE LUNCH.

109. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIT IN WITH THE VIRGINS.

110. WELL, THE NEW JERRI BLANK DOES.

111. YOU KNOW, COPPERHEAD, THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN IS THAT YA...

112. SHAZAM!

113. LOOK!

114. DRAKE ROGERS!

115. MMM, HE MAKES ME ALL PUFFY DOWN THERE.

116. I'D LOVE TO TAME HIS BLUE-VEINED SWAY-BACK THROBBER.

117. MM, MM.

118. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JERRI?

119. TAKE 'EM BACKSTAGE BEHIND THE MEAT CURTAINS,

120. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

121. I'M TALKING ABOUT POUNDING OUT THE VEAL.

122. ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX ALREADY?

123. DOES A PIMP CARRY A RAZOR?

124. I DON'T KNOW.

125. TRUST ME, THEY ALL DO.

126. OH— YOU BETTER 86 THE 69 TALK, JER.

127. HERE COME THE GIRLS.

128. HEY, GIRLS.

129. LADIES.

130. HI, TRUDY, TINA.

131. HEY, THANKS FOR ESCORTING US, JIMMY.

132. YOU CAN GO NOW.

133. HEY, JERRI.

134. UHM, I'LL BE EATING OVER THERE.

135. JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED TO GO ANYWHERE.

136. ( Tina ) THAT JIMMY TICKLES IS A TRUE GENTLEMAN.

137. HEY, GUESS WHAT WE JUST HEARD ABOUT DRAKE ROGERS AND AUDREY STAPINA?

138. THEY DID IT BEHIND THE DUMPSTERS.

139. WHAT A SLUT!

140. AND WE ACTUALLY LET HER HANG OUT WITH US THIS SUMMER.

141. DO YOU BELIEVE IT, JERRI?

142. WHAT A FLOOZIE!

143. HEY LOOK, THERE SHE IS!

144. HEY, WHORE!

145. WE DIDN'T DO IT!

146. GOOD ONE, GIRLS.

147. ( Tina ) DOESN'T SHE HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HERSELF?

148. COULD YOU IMAGINE GOING ALL THE WAY?

149. I COULDN'T.

150. THE WAYS OF LOVE ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.

151. THE FEELING OF A MAN'S PELVIS POUNDING AGAINST YOUR HAUNCHES

152. AS YOU LIE BENT OVER A BEER-SOAKED POOL TABLE,

153. GRASPING FOR LEVERAGE,

154. AND THE ENDLESS JACKHAMMER ACTION

155. TURNS YOU INTO A QUIVERING MOUND OF OOZING PLEASURE...

156. MMM...

157. IS ONE I COULD NOT IMAGINE.

158. UH-UH, UH-UH.

159. ( in slow-motion ) ♪ FEEL LIKE MAKING LOV— ♪

160. WHAT HAPPENED?

161. WHO'S THAT?

162. IT'S JUST MY SISTER.

163. HELLO.

164. YOU LOOK SO...

165. VIRGIN-Y?

166. TRUST ME, SHE'S A WHORE.

167. REALLY?

168. OH, AM I, DICKLESS?

169. WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

170. LAME BADGE, BIG DEAL.

171. A VIRGIN WHORE!

172. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU, PLUG!

173. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN HERE!

174. MOM!

175. IT WAS VERY NICE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, DRAKE.

176. PERHAPS WE CAN SPEAK ANOTHER TIME WHEN THERE ARE FEWER...

177. SACK WRANGLERS AROUND.

178. SO LONG, SCROAT-LICK.

179. ALRIGHT, GUYS, WOO, GOOD PRACTICE.

180. I'M GONNA SEE EVERYONE TOMORROW, EXCEPT FOR MARK.

181. YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND.

182. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

183. I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO PLAY!

184. RIGHT, AND YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD.

185. HEY.

186. WHAT FLAVOR YOU GOT THERE?

187. GRAPE.

188. SEE?

189. COOL.

190. YOU'RE SO... SWEATY.

191. YEAH, WE ROCKED PRETTY HARD.

192. YEAH, FOR A BAND THAT'S GOT A FAGGOT FOR A FRONT MAN.

193. HEY, LOOK, WHY DON'T WE HOOK UP TOMORROW NIGHT?

194. WE COULD DRIVE AROUND IN MY CAR AND THEN STOP...

195. THEN I COULD TAKE YOU HOME.

196. FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT.

197. SURE! WHAT SHOULD I, UM, WEAR?

198. SOMETHING I COULD PULL OVER THAT PRETTY LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS.

199. DRAKE.

200. I'M JUST KIDDING.

201. BUT SERIOUSLY, WEAR SOMETHING LOOSE.

202. I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 10:15.

203. TOMORROW'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.

204. DON'T WORRY, I'LL HAVE YOU HOME BY 11:00.

205. ( sniffing )

206. MMM.

207. BYE.

208. ( crunching )

209. TOMORROW!

210. TAMMI...

211. DRAKE ROGERS ASKED ME OUT FOR TONIGHT.

212. JERRI, YOU KNOW HE ONLY WANTS ONE THING.

213. DON'T WORRY, NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN MY VIRTUE.

214. ( grunting )

215. MAN!

216. LOOK AT THE WORKING OVER HE'S GIVING HIS CRAPPER.

217. YOU COULD BREAK A POOL CUE ACROSS IT.

218. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VIRTUE, JERRI?

219. HEY, I'M A VIRGIN, NOT A CORPSE.

220. DOESN'T HURT TO LOOK.

221. HEY, GIRLS.

222. ( Jerri ) LADIES.

223. JERRI, WE HEARD AN UGLY RUMOR

224. THAT YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH DRAKE.

225. HE DID EXPRESS AN INTEREST IN ME,

226. BUT DON'T WORRY, MY CHASTITY IS IN NO DANGER.

227. THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR, JERRI,

228. BECAUSE DRAKE ROGERS LEADS TO A BAD REPUTATION

229. AND A BAD REPUTATION IS SOMETHING WE CAN'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH.

230. YOU KNOW, I HEAR JIMMY TICKLES HAS A BIG CRUSH ON YOU.

231. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT WITH HIM?

232. HE'D NEVER TRY TO SNATCH YOUR CANDY.

233. ( Trudy ) LET'S GO, TAMMI.

234. I'LL SEE YOU, JER.

235. JUST REMEMBER, THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL, DON'T BLOW IT.

236. OR ANYTHING ELSE.

237. FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT...

238. HMM, HMM, FIGHT IT.

239. ( grunting )

240. COACH WOLF, CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU?

241. HOLD ON, JERRI, I'M JUST STRENGTHENING THE DEFENSES.

242. ( grunting )

243. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

244. WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE TONIGHT, WITH A SENIOR,

245. AND I KNOW THAT HE WILL EXPECT THINGS.

246. GO ON YOUR DATE, JERRI.

247. JUST REMEMBER, BOYS HAVE AN APPETITE FOR US VIRGINS.

248. THEY'RE LIKE WOLVERINES TRYING TO BURROW DOWN

249. TO OUR MUSKY TREASURES.

250. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY APPETITE?

251. FIGHT IT TOOTH AND NAIL.

252. IF A BOY REALLY LIKES YOU, HE'LL WAIT.

253. YOU'RE WORTH THE WAIT, JERRI.

254. I'M WORTH THE WAIT.

255. LET'S WAIT.

256. ( grunting )

257. ( Sara ) GETTING READY FOR YOUR DATE, JERRI?

258. YES, MOTHER.

259. IS THAT MY EXPENSIVE FRENCH BODY POWDER?

260. I JUST BORROWED IT, HERE...

261. UH, NO, NO, YOU CAN KEEP IT.

262. IT'S ALL... IT'S ALL GUMMED UP.

263. MOTHER, WERE YOU A VIRGIN WHEN YOU MARRIED DADDY?

264. YES, JERRI, HE WAS.

265. WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I FIRST MADE LOVE—

266. EHHHH... OKAY, TELL ME.

267. LOOK, JERRI, THE IMPORTANT THING IS

268. THAT YOUR FATHER AND I WERE MARRIED AND IN LOVE.

269. WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING MARRIED AND IN LOVE

270. AND SINGLE AND IN THE BACK OF A CAR?

271. ( car horn honking )

272. THAT'S HIM!

273. I'LL BE HOME BY 11:00!

274. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, JERRI, YOU CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

275. OR MOVE OUT EVEN.

276. AW, BABY!

277. DRAKE, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M A RESPECTABLE GIRL

278. AND I EXPECT A RESPECTABLE NIGHT FULL OF RESPECT.

279. RIGHT. RIGHT?

280. I'VE GOT KEYS TO MY COUSIN'S CAMPER.

281. NOBODY'S THERE, LET'S GO.

282. DRAKE, COULDN'T WE GET SOMETHING TO EAT FIRST?

283. NO!

284. I MEAN, WHAT GIVES, JERRI? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.

285. I DO LIKE YOU, DRAKE.

286. THEN WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME IN MY COUSIN'S CAMPER?

287. WHY CAN'T I SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU EATING PIZZA?

288. BECAUSE...

289. DAMN, I WISH I WAS SMARTER.

290. LOOK, LET'S JUST GO TO THE CAMPER, OKAY?

291. MAYBE WE CAN GO TO THE CAMPER LATER.

292. I THOUGHT WE COULD GO GET SOME PIZZA AND TALK A LITTLE BIT.

293. WHAT COULD WE POSSIBLY TALK ABOUT?

294. PIZZA. FINE.

295. YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES TO SHOVE SOME PIE DOWN THAT HOLE OF YOURS,

296. THEN IT'S CAMPER TIME.

297. DRAKE, THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

298. PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA!

299. ( honk, honk, honk )

300. PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA...

301. ( slurping )

302. MMM, MMM...

303. ALL THAT CHEESE, I'M GOING TO BE TRUMPETIN' ALL NIGHT LONG.

304. CAN WE GO NOW?

305. HEY, IT'S TAMMI LITTLENUT!

306. HEY, TAMMI, COME SIT WITH US.

307. ( all talking )

308. THIS IS TAMMI AND THIS IS JIMMY.

309. HEY, YOU LIKE CAMPERS?

310. NOT REALLY.

311. YOUR LOSS.

312. WELL, I HAVE TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.

313. TAMMI, YOU WANNA COME ALONG?

314. I DON'T HAVE TO GO.

315. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A TINKLE OR A POO POO?

316. NO, JERRI.

317. ARE YOU SURE, TAMMALA?

318. MAYBE ONCE YOU GET IN THERE YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE A WEE WEE OR A TURDY?

319. DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TALK?

320. I GUESS WE COULD TALK IF YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE A STINKY.

321. ( coach Wolf ) OKAY, CARLOS, I NEED A DOUBLE DIABLO WITH EXTRA CHEESE.

322. COACH WOLF!

323. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

324. JUST MOONLIGHTING, JERRI.

325. TEACHERS DON'T MAKE MUCH MONEY

326. AND SINCE I DON'T DATE, I HAVE MY EVENINGS FREE

327. TO PICK UP SOME SPARE CASH...

328. SIGNORIGNA...

329. I WANT TO KISS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

330. CARLOS! I'M TALKING...

331. OKAY, PERO I WOULD GIVE IT SUCH A FIRM KISSING UP.

332. CARLOS, PLEASE!

333. KEEP THOSE ARMADILLO PAWS IN THE DOUGH

334. WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM.

335. HOW'S THE DATE GOING, JERRI?

336. I'M TRYING TO KEEP A LID ON THINGS.

337. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DRAKE?

338. WELL, I THINK HE'S SELFISH, LOADED WITH TESTOSTERONE, AND REALLY STUPID.

339. BUT DO YOU THINK HE'S A GOOD CATCH?

340. JERRI!

341. LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE DATE

342. BY NOT GIVING HIM WHAT I WANT.

343. IF IT RUINS THE DATE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANNA HAVE SEX,

344. THEN DRAKE RODGERS ISN'T WORTH SPENDING TIME WITH.

345. JIMMY'S THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE GOING OUT WITH.

346. HE'S YOUR DATE. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

347. ALL HE DOES IS TALK ABOUT YOU.

348. THAT IS JUST WRONG.

349. IT SURE IS. I'LL FIX IT.

350. IT NEEDS A FEW MORE SPROUTS ON THE OLD ACORN.

351. TRUST ME, I KNOW 'EM.

352. SO HAS FRECKLES BEEN SHALACKING YOUR WOOD?

353. WHAT?

354. C'MON, YOU ADD THAT FRESH RED SCALP TO YOUR LODGE POLE?

355. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

356. YOU KNOW WHAT?

357. I BET YOU NEVER POKED YOUR MOUSE IN A JAR OF CHEESE WIZ.

358. WHY WOULD I WANT TO?

359. THAT ANSWERS EVERYTHING.

360. ( girls giggling )

361. CLAM UP, HERE COMES OUR DATES.

362. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA...

363. WHY DON'T WE PAY THE CHECK, AND HIT THE CAMPER?

364. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

365. MEN!

366. NICE.

367. SMELLS GAMEY.

368. HOP ON UP.

369. DRAKE, YOU CARE ABOUT ME, RIGHT?

370. CHRIST! FIRST PIZZA, AND NOW THIS!

371. LOOK, JERRI...

372. HEY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I WILL SAY ANYTHING

373. IN ORDER TO GET YOU INTO THIS BUNK, OKAY?

374. OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

375. SO I GUESS WE'VE HAD ENOUGH CHATTER.

376. DRAKE, WAIT.

377. I CAN'T DO THIS.

378. I WANT TO, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I REALLY WANT TO.

379. I NEED TO BE TRUE TO MYSELF.

380. LOOK, THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP.

381. THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE IS 'CAUSE I'M HARD AND YOU'RE EASY!

382. BUT YOU'RE NOT WORTH ALL THIS BULL.

383. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

384. IS THIS THE WAY OUT?

385. THANKS FOR THE PIZZA.

386. WELL, HELLO, MR. JELLINECK.

387. HI, BETH, I...

388. ( Tina ) WELL, WELL, WELL, JERRI.

389. WE HEARD THAT YOU HAD A BUSY NIGHT LAST NIGHT.

390. OH, YOU TALKING ABOUT MY PIZZA DATE WITH DRAKE RODGERS?

391. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BLITZKRIEG HE PULLED ON YOUR SUZY AFTERWORDS.

392. WELL, I WENT HOME AFTER.

393. HMM, NOT ACCORDING TO DRAKE.

394. SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS MINING FOR ORE DOWN THERE.

395. WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY, JERRI

396. IS THAT YOU ARE A WHORE, AND WE DON'T HANG OUT WITH WHORES!

397. HEY, BLANK, YOU MUST BE ABOUT AS WORN OUT AS A HOOKER ON V.J. DAY!

398. DRAKE.

399. ( spits ) DRAKE!

400. JERRI, HEY!

401. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.

402. WHY DID YOU SPREAD THOSE VICIOUS LIES?

403. 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T SPREAD THOSE VICIOUS THIGHS.

404. EXACTLY! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

405. HEY, YOU WANNA DO IT NOW?

406. ( snap, snap ) WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

407. WELL, SINCE EVERYBODY THINKS WE DID IT,

408. I THOUGHT WE MIGHT AS WELL, YOU KNOW, ENJOY IT, RIGHT?

409. HOW DARE YOU— THAT DOES MAKE SENSE!

410. C'MON, WE CAN GO OUT BACK...

411. HOLD THAT LEER, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

412. I'LL BE WAITING BY THE DUMPSTER.

413. ( growling )

414. ( humming "Mexican Hat Dance" ) ♪ DA DA DA DA DA... ♪

415. COACH WOLF, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

416. I DIDN'T... WHAT LOVELY FLOWERS.

417. WOW, THEY'RE STILL WARM.

418. THEY MUST BE FRESH FROM THE FACTORY.

419. WHERE DID YOU GET 'EM?

420. FROM AN AMIGO.

421. "THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT. CARLOS."

422. WHAT DO YOU WANT, JERRI?

423. I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH DRAKE, BUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT I DID.

424. IF EVERYONE THINKS I'M A WHORE, SHOULDN'T I AT LEAST WHORE IT UP?

425. DO YOU WANT TO WHORE IT UP?

426. UH... FIGHT IT!

427. YOU'RE A VIRGIN AS LONG AS YOU PRETEND TO ACT LIKE ONE.

428. UNDERSTAND?

429. UNDERSTAND.

430. OH, AND JERRI.

431. NEXT TIME, TRY SOMEONE MORE DISCREET.

432. OR AT LEAST SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

433. PUTA.

434. AW YEAH, I KNEW YOU'D SHOW.

435. YOU READY TO GIVE IT UP?

436. WELL, I THOUGHT IT OVER,

437. AND YEAH, I'M GONNA FRIG YOU REAL GOOD.

438. BUT WHEN WE'RE FRIGGING BE GENTLE,

439. BECAUSE THEORETICALLY, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

440. AW YEAH... HOLD ON.

441. SHY...

442. SO DROP YOUR DRAWERS AND COVER YOUR EYES.

443. JEEZ, I COULD CHIP A TOOTH ON THAT!

444. HURRY UP, JERRI!

445. ( shouting ) LISTEN UP!

446. FOR ALL OF YOU WHO THINK I'M A WHORE,

447. FEAST YOUR EYES ON FLATPOINT'S REAL WHORE!

448. ( Drake ) HURRY UP, JERRI, MY BOYS ARE ON FIRE!

449. ( laughter )

450. BUT I...

451. YOU JUST...

452. AW, I WISH I WAS SMARTER!

453. HE WANTED ME TO MEET HIM BACK THERE

454. TO RECEIVE SOME HASTILY DELIVERED FLUIDS.

455. BUT I DIDN'T, AND I DON'T, SO I WON'T.

456. MY FRESHNESS SEAL IS UNBROKEN,

457. AND MY DELICATES ARE STILL PURE.

458. WAY TO GO, JERRI.

459. MAYBE WE JUDGED YOU A LITTLE TOO HARSHLY.

460. GOOD FOR YOU, JERRI.

461. JIMMY...

462. I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GO OUT

463. ON A RESPECTABLE DATE, LIKE A MUSEUM OR A CHURCH?

464. SURE, JERRI.

465. WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?

466. I'D LOVE TO!

467. JIMMY, YOU'D NEVER SAY WE FRIGGED WHEN WE DIDN'T, WOULD YOU?

468. OF COURSE NOT, JERRI.

469. OR EVEN IF WE DID? WHAT?

470. C'MON, MY BOYS ARE ON FIRE!

471. FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT!

472. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

473. SLAP IT, SLAP IT, SLAP IT!

474. SLAP— OH, THAT SMARTS!

475. OH, JUICE IT, JUICE IT...

476. HEY, JERRI!

477. HI... VIRGINS.

478. I GUESS WHAT I LEARNED IS THAT BEING A VIRGIN

479. IS A WONDERFUL AND PRECIOUS THING TO HOLD ON TO,

480. AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH YOU HAVING SEX.

481. DID SOMEONE ORDER A PIZZA?