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2. ( Jerri )
OVER HERE! C'MON! OVER HERE! C'MON!
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3. ( Yasmine )
OKAY, JEN, HEATHER, STACY, RIAHANA...
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4. C'MON YASMINE!
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5. C'MON, YASMINE,
PICK ME!
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6. LOOK, I GOT THE LEGS
OF A MONGOOSE!
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7. UHH, LOOKS LIKE
I'M GONNA GO WITH...
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8. PEGGY.
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9. PEGGY?
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10. SORRY, JER, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE "ODD MAN OUT".
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11. YEAH, WELL,
IT'S YOUR LOSS!
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12. ( whistle blows )
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13. I GOT A
WICKED ARM, Y'KNOW!
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14. WHOOO,
LET'S GO!
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15. OWWWW!
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16. NICE AIM, YASMINE!
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17. SORRY, BUT I'M SURE
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
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18. YOU'VE HAD BALLS
SLAM AGAINST YOUR FACE.
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19. ( muttering mockingly )
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20. ( girls )
WHOOO!
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21. C'MON, C'MON,
C'MON, C'MON!
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22. UGHN!
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23. G-D IT!
I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING!
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24. HI, I'M JERRI BLANK
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25. AND I'M A 46-YEAR-OLD EX-CON,
HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.
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26. YOU KNOW...
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27. HIGH SCHOOL IS A LOT LIKE
THE SLAMMER.
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28. THE FOOD SUCKS, THEY TELL YOU
WHERE TO GO AND HOW TO DO IT
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29. AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO
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30. YOU JUST STICK 'EM
WITH A SHIV IN THE SHOWERS.
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31. UGNH!
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32. ( boys chattering )
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33. HEY YOU THERE, VARSITY!
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34. I'M SERIOUS NOW,
I BETTER START SEEING
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35. SOME OF YOUR YOUNG ATHLETIC
FACES IN MY ART CLASS, OK?
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36. HEY, MR. JELLINECK?
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37. THERE'S A RUMOR THAT YOU'RE
RUNNING FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN.
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38. THAT'S A CONTEST
FOR THE GIRLS, P-JOHN.
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39. I'M A BOY.
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40. AW, TOO BAD,
YOU GOT SUCH PRETTY HAIR.
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41. HA, HA
HA, HA HA, HA
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42. COME HERE, GIRL!
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43. WOOF! WOOF!
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44. HEY, JER, I GOT
A BONE FOR YA.
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45. YEAH, WELL,
I WANT A MEAL, NOT A SNACK.
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46. OOOH! OOOH!
OOOH! OOOH!
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47. DERRICK, I CAN'T
BELIEVE SHE'S YOUR SISTER.
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48. AH, HALF-SISTER.
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49. YEAH, BUT
SHE'S ALL UGLY.
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50. ( all chuckling )
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51. YOU SHOULD RUN FOR
HOMECOMING QUEEN, JERRI.
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52. WHAT, ARE
YOU JOKING?
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53. I DON'T THINK I'M
WHAT THE BOYS CONSIDER A "TRADITIONAL BEAUTY."
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54. AH, IN MY COUNTRY,
YOU'D BE A REAL QUEEN.
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55. YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR
COUNTRY IS RULED BY MONKEYS.
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56. JERRI, THAT'S AN
UGLY THING TO SAY.
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57. AW GEEZ, WHY'RE
YOU PEOPLE SO SENSITIVE
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58. ABOUT YOUR
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59. THEY'RE ADORABLE!
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60. Y'KNOW, I GUESS
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61. I DO HAVE
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62. WHAT THE HECK,
I'M GONNA DO IT.
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63. GOOD FOR YOU, JERRI.
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64. I MEAN,
WHY SHOULDN'T I?
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65. Y'KNOW, I USED TO
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66. WELL, THESE LOOKS...
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67. AND A VERY FRIENDLY
MEXICAN DONKEY NAMED RAMONE.
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68. OH, RAMONE.
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69. UUMMP! GOOD TIMES.
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70. WE'LL SEE!
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71. BAKLAVA.
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72. NOW, CAN ANYONE
TELL ME...
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73. THE TRAGIC IRONY
OF THE TROJAN WAR?
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74. ANYBODY?
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75. TINA.
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76. UMM... THAT HORSES
ARE FRIENDLY CREATURES,
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77. YET A HOLLOW WOODEN ONE
WAS USED TO DESTROY TROY?
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78. WRONG, AND NO.
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79. ANYONE ELSE?
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80. CHIP.
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81. THAT THE MIGHTY
WARRIOR, ACHILLES,
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82. WAS KILLED BY A
SMALL CUT TO HIS ANKLE!
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83. CHIP IS WRONGER!
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84. OKAY...
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85. HERE IT IS.
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86. THE TRAGIC IRONY OF
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87. THOUGH IT WAS
FOUGHT OVER HELEN,
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88. WHO WAS
YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL...
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89. BY THE TIME THEY RESCUED HER,
TEN YEARS LATER,
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90. SHE WAS
OLD AND UGLY.
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91. BUT WASN'T RECOVERING
THE KING'S WIFE
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92. REWARD ENOUGH
FOR THE GREEKS?
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93. TINA, AN UGLY WOMAN
IS NEVER A REWARD.
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94. REMEMBER THAT.
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95. OKAY, MOVING ON...
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96. SPIRO, YOU'RE GREEK.
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97. HOW DO YOU THINK
ACHILLES FELT—
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98. JERRI, WHAT DO
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99. NOTHING...
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100. LET'S HAVE IT.
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101. IT'S NOTHING.
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102. LET'S HAVE IT, JERRI,
GIVE IT TO ME.
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103. "MY VAGINA
IS ON FIRE.
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104. "I'M TRYING NOT TO
SCRATCH IT, ORLANDO.
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105. "I'M AFRAID
IT'LL GET INFECTED.
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106. "P.S.-- I JUST KNOW I'M GOING
TO WIN THE HOMECOMING QUEEN.
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107. "THAT'LL SHOW THOSE
SONS-OF-BITCHES,
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108. ESPECIALLY NOBLET THAT HOMO—"
JERRI, SEE ME AFTER CLASS.
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109. ( bell rings )
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110. YOU WANTED
TO SEE ME?
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111. JERRI, I AM ALARMED BY THE
CONTENT OF THIS NOTE...
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112. MY VAGINA'S
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113. JERRI, THE OTHER CONTENT.
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114. OH, I JUST WANT TO BE
HOMECOMING QUEEN SO BADLY.
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115. JERRI, I KNOW YOU WANT
TO BE HOMECOMING QUEEN.
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116. WE ALL WANT TO BE
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117. I JUST DON'T THINK
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118. WELL, WHY NOT?
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119. YOU FALL SHORT ON SO MANY OF
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120. LIKE WHICH ONES?
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121. A LOT OF THEM.
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122. BEAUTY...
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123. YEAH, BEAUTY.
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124. OHHH...
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125. JERRI, LOOK,
DON'T GET DOWN.
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126. YOU WANNA HEAR
A LITTLE SECRET?
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127. YOU'RE ONLY AS UGLY
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128. YOU UNDERSTAND?
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129. NOW WHY DON'T YOU
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130. GO ON...
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131. HAVE FUN.
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132. YOU'RE ONLY
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133. ENJOY IT.
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134. YOU HAVE FUN.
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135. ( sobbing )
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136. ( sniffs )
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137. C'MON, C'M—
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138. AW, G-D IT!
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139. WHAT ARE YOU
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140. YOU IDIOT!
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141. WHAT DID I LET YOU
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142. I GOTTA GET MY NAME
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143. BEFORE ANYBODY
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144. IT'S TOO LATE, JERRI.
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145. THE WHOLE CLASS HEARD
MR. NOBLET READ YOUR NOTE.
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146. THAT'S RIGHT.
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147. I'M GONNA BE THE
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148. WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL WIN.
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149. YEAH, IF NOBODY ELSE
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150. SHHHH!
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151. QUICK, HAND ME
YOUR AFRO PICK!
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152. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'VE
GOT THAT COCONUT HEAD HAIR.
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153. WHAT HAVE I GOT
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154. YEAH, C'MON.
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155. STAND BACK.
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156. WHAT ARE
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157. GETTING MY NAME OUT...
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158. GET RID OF THESE...
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159. JERRI... OH MY—
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160. THAT'S IT, JERRI BLANK,
I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.
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161. JERRI, YOU CAN'T
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162. THAT'S RIGHT,
I NEED SOMEBODY UGLY.
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163. WHO COULD I SHANGHAI?
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164. NO OFFENSE.
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165. I'M NOT CHINESE!
I'M FILIPINO!
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166. WHATEVER LETS YOU
SLEEP AT NIGHT...
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167. ( bell rings )
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168. THANKS FOR CARRYING
MY STUFF, BECKY.
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169. JUST TRYING
TO HELP, SPENCER.
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170. OF COURSE,
BECKY ANN BEDECKER!
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171. THANK YOU, JESUS,
DADDY AND THE SPOOK!
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172. VERY SWEET GIRL, BUT A FACE
THAT I CAN BEAT WITH MY ASS!
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173. ALRIGHT,
GIVE WAY!
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174. MAKE ROOM!
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175. NOMINATIONS FOR MY HOMECOMING
EMPRESS ARE NOW CLOSED!
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176. DEGUSTIBUS NON
DISPUTANDEM EST!
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177. LET'S GET IT ON!
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178. OWW!
HEH, HEH... OH, PARDON ME.
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179. ( Jerri )
HAVE YOU SEEN "BOOTY CALL" ?
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180. HEY THERE...
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181. LUNCHTIME, SECOND MOST
IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
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182. VARSITY!
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183. YOU KIDDERS.
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184. HEY, JERRI!
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185. SAY, MIND IF
I JOIN YOU?
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186. OR ARE YOU SAVING ALL THESE
EMPTY CHAIRS FOR SOMEBODY?
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187. NO...
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188. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, MR. JELLINECK?
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189. OH, I JUST LIKE TO EAT WITH
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190. KEEPS ME IN TOUCH.
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191. HEY, I JUST HEARD
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192. GOOD FOR YOU.
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193. YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE
I'VE GOT THIS ONE WRAPPED UP.
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194. I DON'T KNOW,
I HEAR, UHH...
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195. BECKY ANN BEDECKER
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196. AND SHE COULD BE
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197. AH, SHE'S A
CAVE DWELLER.
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198. YES, SHE IS, BUT SHE'S A SHOO-IN
FOR THAT INNER BEAUTY CATEGORY.
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199. "INNER BEAUTY" ?
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200. IT'S ONLY THE MOST
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201. IN THE WHOLE
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202. WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
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203. IN FRONT OF A
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204. WELL, TRADITIONALLY, EACH
CONTESTANT HELPS SOMEONE NEEDY.
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205. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
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206. OF COURSE, I DO.
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207. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M
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208. GOOD ONE, P-JOHN!
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209. JERRI, IF YOU REALLY WANT
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210. IT'S INNER BEAUTY THAT
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211. GOD DAMN IT!
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212. A BAKED POTATO?
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213. LOOK, I'M ENJOYING THIS
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214. BUT IT IS
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215. ( thud )
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216. Y'KNOW, I REALLY
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217. I DON'T KNOW IF
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218. LEMME THINK ABOUT IT.
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219. OH, JERRI!
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220. AHHH, JERRI...
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221. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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222. PLEASE, DON'T
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223. OH MY CROWN!
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224. MOM, WHAT DID YOU DO
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225. HUH, OTHER THAN
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226. I GAVE THE DONKEY A RECORD
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227. AND FOR THE INNER BEAUTY
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228. I, UMMM...
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229. OH YES... I COLLECTED GREEN
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230. WHY?
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231. I WAS NOMINATED TODAY.
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232. OH, JERRI.
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233. I'M SORRY, KIDS CAN BE SO
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234. I'LL HAVE YOUR FATHER CALL
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235. IT WASN'T A PRANK.
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236. IT'S FOR REAL,
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237. AND I HAVE A
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238. OF COURSE
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239. AND I'M A CARIBOU.
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240. SASH PLEASE.
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241. OH, OH...
TSSSSS!
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242. HEY, DICK-LICK...
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243. HEY, DICK-LICK, I NEED TO
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244. TAKE A HIKE, RUB,
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245. I'M MAKING OUT
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246. HEY, JERRI,
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247. OH, A LOT OF THE
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248. THANKS FOR ASKING, YASMINE.
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249. BEAT IT, PLUG.
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250. I DON'T WANT TO
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251. WITH PLEASURE.
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252. WELL, LOOK, I'LL MAKE THIS
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253. AS YOU
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254. I WAS NOMINATED FOR
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255. MORE LIKE QUEEN
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256. YOU LIKE THAT, YASMINE?
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257. THAT TURN YOU ON
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258. YEAH, YEAH IT DOES.
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259. OHH, ME TOO.
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260. EXCUSE ME!
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261. AND SINCE YOU'RE VARSITY AND
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262. CAN I ASK WHO YOU GUYS
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263. BECKY ANN,
ALL OF US ARE.
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264. BECKY ANN?
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265. WELL, THAT'S TRICKY.
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266. I MEAN, GRANTED THEY'RE
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267. OH YEAH.
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268. WHAT CAN I SAY?
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269. SHE HELPS PEOPLE.
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270. AND SINCE YOU BOTH BASICALLY
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271. THAT'S ALL
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272. ( both laughing )
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273. YOU KNOW
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274. YOU ARE SO LUCKY I HAVE
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275. EXCUSE ME!
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276. EXCUSE ME!
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277. HOMECOMING QUEEN NOMINEE
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278. CRIPPLED BOY.
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279. CRIPPLED BOY HERE.
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280. COULD YOU NOT
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281. WHAT ARE YOU
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282. WELL, I VOLUNTEERED
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283. SICKLY CHILDREN
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284. THEN WHY AREN'T YOU
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285. WELL, IF A TREE
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286. AND NO ONE IS
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287. DOES IT BECOME
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288. HAND ME MY
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289. HI THERE, JERRI.
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290. OH, HELLO, BECKY.
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291. I HEAR MOST OF THE PEOPLE
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292. HOW CONVENIENT.
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293. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM, JER?
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294. DON'T TOUCH!
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295. STEP AWAY!
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296. WHAT THIS YOUNGSTER NEEDS IS
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297. TO LIFT HIS SPIRITS!
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298. YAAAYYYYY!
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299. IT'S TIME FOR
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300. WHOOOOOOO!
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301. WHERE DID YOU
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302. OHHH, FROM A
KOREAN GROCER— OKAY...
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303. ONCE UPON A TIME,
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304. "CLUCKERS" !
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305. WHOOOO!
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306. ( applause )
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307. AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT
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308. BUT HER INSIDES
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309. BUT SHE WAS SO LONELY...
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310. UNTIL ONE DARK NIGHT
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311. A HANDSOME PRINCE
SHOWED UP TO THE CASTLE.
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312. HIS NAME WAS
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313. WEASEL!
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314. YAAAAYY!
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315. PRINCE WEASEL!
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316. WHOOOO!
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317. THERE WE GO.
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318. ( Cluckers clucking )
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319. SO, WELL, AT FIRST,
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320. THE PRINCE STARTED
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321. WHICH MADE THE PRINCESS
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322. ( Cluckers squawking )
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323. OH, THEN HE KISSED HER
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324. SLOW DOWN, PRINCE.
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325. OHH GOD.
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326. ( weasel squealing )
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327. OHHH GOD!
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328. HE KISSED
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329. OKAY, CALM DOWN.
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330. STOP IT!
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331. IT'S OKAY,
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332. NO, COME BACK!
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333. EVERYBODY, IT'S OKAY
IT'S COOL.
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334. IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD
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335. ( munching )
OH MY GOD!
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336. GET AWAY, GO!
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337. ANYBODY WANT LEMON?
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338. GEOFFREY, WOULD I MAKE
A GOOD STRAWBERRY BLONDE?
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339. I'VE ALWAYS
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340. BRING IT ON, CHERRY.
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341. MR. JELLINECK,
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342. AWWW, YOU'RE
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343. WHAT'S ON
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344. I DON'T THINK I'M GOOD AT
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345. WHY NOT?
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346. WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
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347. I LIKE ME.
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348. DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO
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349. WELL, I MAY NOT BE MUCH,
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350. BUT THAT'S EXACTLY
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351. TALK ABOUT YOU!
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352. SHARE WHAT'S IN HERE...
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353. THAT'S WHERE THE
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354. DID I GET
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355. OH YEAH.
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356. MAKE ROOM FOR
MY BIG ROYAL HEINIE!
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357. NOBLET, YOU ARE
IN MY SPOT.
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358. OH, SORRY.
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359. CAN I LOTION YOU UP?
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360. NO THANK YOU...
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361. BECKY ANN BEDECKER
ALREADY GREASED ME.
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362. DAMN!
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363. I HOPE SHE DIDN'T USE
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364. BY HOMECOMING I WANT TO BE
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365. JERRI!
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366. WHERE'S MY LEMON?
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367. AHHHH!
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368. HO!
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369. LET'S HEAR IT
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370. YEAHH!
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371. WHOOOO!
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372. HEY, DO WE KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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373. DO WE ALL KNOW
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374. IT'S DONKEY TIME!
IT'S DONKEY TIME! IT'S DONKEY TIME!
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375. THAT'S RIGHT!
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376. ( organ playing "Choo-Choo" )
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377. ( organ playing "Charge" )
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378. WHOOO!
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379. HEY!
HEY! HEY!
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380. HEY!
HEY! HEY!
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381. HEY!
HEY! HEY!
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382. YEAHHH!
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383. NOW IT'S TIME TO
ROPE AND BRAND THE DONKEY!
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384. YAYY!
YAYY! YAYY!
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385. ( panting )
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386. I CLAIM THIS MULE
FOR FLATPOINT!
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387. EXPOSE HIS FLANK,
I ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT THIS.
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388. WELL, BECK,
I GUESS YOU PROVED
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389. YOUR INSIDES ARE
PRETTIER THAN MINE.
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390. WHAT WAS I THINKING—
ME QUEEN!
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391. A BOOZER, A USER
AND A TWO-TIME LOSER.
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392. WELL, JERRI, MAYBE
SOMEDAY YOU'LL LEARN TO
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393. USE YOUR HORRIBLE PAST
TO HELP OTHER STUDENTS
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394. AVOID THE SAME ROAD
YOU TRAVELLED.
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395. ( voice echoing )
TALK ABOUT YOU...
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396. TALK ABOUT YOU...
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397. AND WE'LL DO THE SAME
TO THE CHARLATAN CONCHS!
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398. BUT NOW IT'S TIME
TO CROWN OUR QUEEN!
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399. WE'RE GOING TO HEAR
FROM EACH CONTESTANT
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400. AS THEY TELL US WHY
THEY WANT TO BE QUEEN.
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401. BECKY ANN BEDECKER.
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402. ( applause )
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403. THANK YOU.
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404. BEFORE YESTERDAY, I THOUGHT
BEING QUEEN WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING,
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405. BUT AFTER COMING TO THE AID
OF A SMALL WHEELCHAIR-BOUND BOY,
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406. I REALIZED THAT
BY HELPING OTHERS,
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407. I'VE ALREADY WON MY CROWN.
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408. A CROWN THAT FITS
SNUGLY AROUND MY HEART.
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409. THANK YOU.
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410. THANK YOU, BECKY,
FOR THAT HEART-WARMING BLATHER.
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411. JERRI?
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412. ( sparse applause )
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413. HOW MANY OF YOU...
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414. WANT TO WAKE UP
IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
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415. LYING IN A POOL,
OF WHAT YOU HOPE,
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416. IS YOUR OWN FILTH!
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417. ( nervous chuckle )
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418. ANY TAKERS?
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419. HOPEFULLY
WHAT I'VE GOT TO SAY
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420. WILL KEEP THAT
FROM EVER HAPPENING.
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421. THE JEW IN THE BACK,
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422. I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING,
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423. YOU'RE THINKIN', "NOT ME."
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424. WELL I'M
ONE TOUGH COOKIE,
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425. AND I COULDN'T
GET AWAY WITH IT.
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426. GET AWAY WITH WHAT?
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427. WHATEVER IT IS
YOU DO THAT I DID.
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428. WHAT'S YOUR
DARKEST SECRET?
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429. MAYBE I STUDY
TOO MUCH?
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430. OBSESSIVE,
JUST LIKE ME.
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431. IF I BOUGHT
A TAN DRESS,
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432. I HAD TO HAVE IT
IN EVERY COLOR.
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433. IN BONE, IN BEIGE, IN TAN.
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434. YOU WITH THE HAIR,
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435. HOW DO YOU COPE
WITH SOCIETY'S BULL?
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436. I JUST DO MY BEST
TO FIT IN.
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437. EXACTLY!
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438. I COULDN'T HIT THE STREET SCENE
WITH THE SQUARES,
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439. SO I'D SHOOT UP A
"HOT LOAD" RIGHT THERE
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440. JUST SO I COULD COPE!
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441. HOW DO YOU
GET OFF?
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442. WHAT ARE YOU
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443. RIGHT, ESCAPIST
JUST LIKE I USED TO BE...
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444. GO AHEAD AND DO
ONE SNORT OF TICK
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445. AND YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA END UP?
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446. IN THE BUS STATION
MAKING JUNK MONEY
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447. BY TURNING TRICKS FOR
INDONESIAN BUSINESSMEN.
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448. AND I KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT,
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449. BECAUSE I WAS A
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR,
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450. AND EVERYTHING I'M SAYING
IS THE TRUTH.
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451. THANK YOU.
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452. JERRI! JERRI!
JERRI!
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453. JERRI!
JERRI! JERRI!
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454. JERRI! JERRI!
JERRI!
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455. JERRI!
JERRI! JERRI!
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456. JERRI! JERRI!
JERRI!
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457. WELL, WE SUDDENLY
HAVE A RACE ON OUR HANDS.
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458. JUDGES, TALLY YOUR VOTES!
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459. TALLYHO!
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460. ( cheers & applause )
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461. AND MY NEW QUEEN IS...
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462. YASMINE SARRONG!
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463. OH, MY GOD!
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464. YASMINE?
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465. SHE WASN'T
EVEN NOMINATED!
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466. CONGRATULATIONS.
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467. THIS SAYS "JERRI."
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468. OH, CLOSE.
VERY CLOSE.
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469. CLOSE? I WON!
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470. JERRI, CLEARLY
YOU HAVE INNER BEAUTY.
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471. NOW, IF YOU COULD
TAKE THAT BEAUTY,
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472. WRAP IT AROUND YOUR FACE
LIKE BACON AROUND A FILET,
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473. YOU'D HAVE SOMETHING.
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474. YO, YASSY,
WAIT FOR ME!
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475. HEY, JERRI, I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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476. YOU GOT ROBBED, MAN.
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477. NO, ORLANDO, I LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON...
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478. BEING BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE
MAY BE ITS OWN REWARD, BUT...
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479. IT COULD NEVER BEAT
AN ASS LIKE YASMINE.
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480. UUMMPH!
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481. DAMN, SHE'S GOT
A NICE ASS!
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482. OH LOOK, THE DONKEY'S
STILL KICKING.
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483. LEMME SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS
I USED TO DO WITH RAMONE!
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484. OH, RAMONE!
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485. I'LL SHOW YA...
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486. I'LL SHOW YA AN
EASY ONE...
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487. YOU GET THE TEETH—
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