Strangers with Candy 1x8

Directed by Dan Dinello

Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Evelyn McGee-Colbert as Chuck's Mother • Sarah Thyre as Coach Cherri Wolf

Noblet discovers that Jerri is a violin prodigy and ruthlessly grooms her to become the star he always wanted to be.

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1. "Peter and The Wolf" )

4. JERRI, COULD I SEE YOU AT THE PODIUM FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?

5. YOU'RE STANDING ON?

6. YES.

7. YES, YOUR HONOR.

8. JERRI, I NEED CRISP SHOTS TO THE TIMPANI,

9. LIKE YOU'RE STRIKING A LOVER'S RUMP:

10. TO RAISE A WELT,

11. LEAVES NO PERMANENT SCAR

12. YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.

13. UNDERSTAND?

14. ALL TOO WELL.

15. GOOD.

16. TA TA DA TA! TA TA DA TA!

17. WATCH THE BATON, IT'S LIKE A SHEEP,

18. AND GOES TO SLEEP.

19. GOT IT? DO IT!

20.

21.

22. GOD DAMNIT!

23. JERRI...

24. PUT THE MALLETS DOWN.

25. AND NEVER TOUCH THEM AGAIN.

26. BUT... BUT!

27. YOU'RE OUT OF THE ORCHESTRA, JERRI, I'M SORRY.

28. MUSICAL CHAMPIONSHIPS?

29. NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE.

30. LOOK, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, PEOPLE.

31. WE'LL PICK IT UP TOMORROW WHERE PETER IS MAULED BY THE WOLF.

32. 10:00 A.M. SHARP, PEOPLE, EXCEPT FOR YOU, JERRI.

33. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU AT A QUARTER AFTER NEVER.

34.

35. GEOFFREY?

36.

37.

38. UGGGHH!

39. JERRI!

40.

41. JERRI!

42. HOW TO PLAY VIOLIN?

43. THIS?

44. NO, JERRI...

45. THIS.

46. OH, THE STRINGY PADDLE?

47. YES, JERRI, THE STRINGY PADDLE.

48. I'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE...

49. DID I DO GOOD?

50. THAN GOOD, JERRI.

51. YOU DID...

52. GOODER.

53. TELL MR. JELLINECK.

54. NO, JERRI, THAT'S... ALL RIGHT.

55. I'LL TELL HIM.

56. YOU... YOU RUN ALONG AND HAVE FUN.

57. THOSE HANDS, JERRI.

58. THEY'RE MY FUTURE.

59. YOUR GRANDFATHER.

60. WAS GIVEN TO YOUR FATHER,

61. TO YOUR FATHER.

62. NOW IT'S YOURS.

63. PLAY, CHARLES, PLAY!

64. PLAY, CHARLES, PLAY.

65.

66. OH, YOUR HEALTH CLUB CALLED,

67. YOUR TAPE RECORDER

68. IN THE "ASS BLASTER."

69. PICK IT UP ANYTIME.

70. AHHHH.

71.

72. OOH, HMM, WHO'S THAT?

73. STAY STILL, I'LL GET IT.

74. OH, MR. NOBLET.

75. MRS. BLANK.

76. UMM... MAY I COME IN?

77. OH CERTAINLY, COME ON IN.

78. JUST, UH, STAY ON THE RUNNER.

79. MR. NOBLET!

80. JERRI.

81. HERE, WE'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM, COME ON.

82. MR. BLANK, MRS. BLANK,

83. I'VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED

84. THAT YOUR CHILD IS... SPECIAL.

85. YES, DERRICK HAS ALWAYS BEEN EXCEPTIONAL.

86. SPEAKING OF JERRI.

87. OH, THAT KIND OF "SPECIAL."

88. WE KNOW.

89. HAS MADE A BRAVE EFFORT

90. TO FIT IN WITH ALL THE... NORMAL STUDENTS.

91. YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME.

92. A VERY PRECIOUS GIFT.

93. AND, WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION,

94. I'D LIKE TO TAKE HER UNDER MY WING

95. AND MAKE IT MINE.

96. WELL, IF JERRI HAS A GIFT,

97. SHE CERTAINLY HASN'T UNWRAPPED IT.

98. THAT'S GOOD.

99. WHAT IS IT?

100. VIOLIN PRODIGY.

101. AAHHHHH!

102. DADDY!

103. GUY!

104. MR. NOBLET, YOU BETTER GO.

105. VIOLIN PLAYING IN THIS HOUSE.

106. MR. BLANK...

107. AH! DE, DE, DE, THE RUNNER!

108. GO, GO!

109. PLEASE!

110. DADDY, PLEASE!

111. PLAY THE VIOLIN?

112. DON'T WANT ME NOT TO DO?

113. LOOK, DADDY, I'M SORRY BUT I GOTTA DO THIS.

114. MR. NOBLET SAYS IT'S MY ONE CHANCE TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT

115. AND WILL NEVER BE.

116. THIS VIOLIN HAS PASSED DOWN

117. GREAT MUSICIANS, JERRI.

118. IT WAS MY GRANDFATHERS, THEN MY FATHERS AND FINALLY IT WAS PASSED DOWN TO ME,

119. AND I, IN TURN...

120. TO KEEP IT.

121. IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. I KNOW.

122. YOU'RE GONNA PLAY.

123. IT'S MADE OF DRYWALL, OR SOMETHING, I'M NOT SURE.

124. BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

125. THE IMPORTANT THING IS...

126. THIS ONE'S MINE... ALL MINE.

127. SAY, JERRI, LET'S STRIKE A LITTLE BARGAIN.

128. AND ALL THE HARD WORK NECESSARY

129. CHAMPIONSHIPS

130. AND I PROMISE, IN RETURN, TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.

131. JERRI...

132. HELLO, CHUCK.

133. GEOFFREY.

134. MUST BE ALL GOOEY

135. IN MY MUSICAL PIE.

136.

137. JERRI, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR ORCHESTRA PRACTICE.

138. WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG.

139. BUT YOU KICKED ME OFF.

140. WELL, I'M KICKING YOU BACK ON.

141. STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

142. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, GEOFFREY.

143. NOW SHE'S MINE.

144. JERRI'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAPTURE, CHUCK.

145. YOU'RE LIKE A BEAR TRAP WHO'S CAUGHT ITS PREY,

146. BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE GNAWS HER OWN LIMB OFF TO GET AWAY.

147. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

148. OH, AND WHY NOT?

149. HER TEETH?

150. THEY'RE PRACTICALLY NUBS.

151. SHE'D NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE BONE.

152. YOU—

153. JERRI'S LIFE SHOULD NOT BE ABOUT YOU, CHUCK.

154. IT SHOULD BE ABOUT ME.

155. YOU'RE DOING THIS,

156. AND WHAT IT'S DOING TO US.

157. CHARLES!

158. PLAYING BALL?

159. THE VIOLIN.

160.

161. OH, GREGORY.

162. HOW'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE WOODPECKER, HUH?

163. SO WHAT'S IT LIKE SHARING A LOCKER

164. WITH A CHILD PRODIGY, HUH?

165. IS MY WHOLE LIFE.

166. JERRI.

167. JERRI, YOU WANNA GO THROW STUFF OFF THE OVERPASS?

168. HEY, YEAH, WE COULD THROW THIS OFF!

169. HEY, I KNOW WHERE WE COULD GET SOME CINDER BLOCKS.

170. WHERE?

171. FROM THAT JEW—

172. OH, LISTEN, ORLANDO...

173. I CAN'T SPEND ANY TIME WITH YOU TODAY.

174. PRACTICE THIS THING.

175. WITHOUT ANY PRACTICE.

176. WELL, JERRI, OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS A LOT MORE SPECIAL TO YOU

177. SO... SPECIAL.

178. HI, JERRI.

179. BEING AN IDIOT SAVANT?

180. WONDERFUL, STEP-MOTHER...

181. MY LIFE'S GOING SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR REAL CHILD DERRICK'S.

182. OHH, I JUST THOUGHT THIS LITTLE HOBBY OF YOURS

183. INTO YOUR CHORES.

184. CHORES! I'M A CHILD PRODIGY!

185. WELL, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO BE A CHILD PRODIGY.

186. RIGHT NOW YOU'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO, YOUNG LADY.

187. BUT MR. NOBLET SAYS THAT I HAVE TO WATCH MY HANDS.

188. WELL, YOU CAN WATCH YOUR HANDS AS THEY BRUSH THE CAT'S TEETH.

189. SCABBIE'S TEETH!

190. OOOOGH!

191. C'MON, SCABBIE...

192.

193. JERRI, TODAY WE'RE GONNA WORK ON

194. "BACHIANAS BRAZILIERAS #5" BY VILLA-LOBOS.

195. THE FIRST N—

196. GOD, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

197. NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOT THERE!

198. OWWW!

199. PLAY!

200. MY GOD, MY HANDS!

201. THEY'RE MY HANDS.

202. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

203. WHAT HAPPENED!

204. I HAD TO DO SOME CHORES.

205. THAT IS IT, YOU ARE COMING TO LIVE WITH ME!

206. WHAT?

207. CHORES, JERRI.

208. AND I AM THE ONLY ONE

209. MY DREAMS OF YOURS...

210. A PRECIOUS INSTRUMENT.

211. IT'S A GIFT FROM GOD THAT ALLOWS US TO TURN RAW FEELINGS

212. INTO A VALUABLE...

213.

214. JERRI?

215. JERRI!

216. BUT I WANT TO HAVE FUN.

217. HEY, WE ALL WANT TO HAVE FUN.

218. I'M A FUN GUY!

219. BUT WE'VE GOTTA STAY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW, JERRI.

220. WE CAN'T LET ANY OUTSIDE DISTRACTIONS CREEP IN!

221. GOD, I'M FAMISHED.

222. YOU PRACTICE, I'M GONNA GET A TURKEY WRAP.

223. CRAZY!

224.

225. MY CAR! GET AWAY!

226.

227. JERRI!

228.

229. LISTEN, WILL YOU WATCH GREGORY, WHILE I GO PACK A FEW THINGS?

230. SURE, JERRI.

231. BE CAREFUL...

232. SHHHH, SHHHH.

233. BE A MINUTE.

234.

235. AWWW...

236. WELL... GUESS I'M ALL PACKED.

237. HEY, PLUG, I JUST GOT 37 IN A ROW.

238. I GUESS I'M A GENIUS TOO!

239. YEAH, AT JERKING OFF.

240. OH, JERRI, IT'S NEVER AN EASY TIME FOR A MOTHER

241. FLIES THE NEST.

242. DERRICK LEAVING HOME

243. MAKES ME WANT TO WEEP.

244. BYE, JERRI.

245. OH, I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS.

246. OH MOTHER, WHAT IS IT?

247. IT'S THE LAUNDRY.

248. DROP IT OFF AT THE CLEANERS.

249. BYE-EE.

250. DADDY, I'M LEAVING NOW.

251. YOUR BLESSING.

252. DADDY, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.

253. I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE VIOLIN SINCE MOTHER DIED

254. 32 YEARS AGO.

255. I SHOULD GO.

256. I'LL SEE YA.

257.

258. ALL SET?

259. I GUESS...

260. HEY, WHERE'S GREGORY?

261. OH, HE— HE GOT SLEEPY,

262. SO I PUT HIM IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

263. WELL, HERE WE ARE.

264. JERRI, THIS IS WHERE ALL THE HARD WORK BEGINS.

265. SACRIFICE EVERYTHING?

266. NO.

267. GREAT! LET'S GET STARTED.

268.

269.

270. HAPPY NEW YEAR, JERRI.

271. RESOLUTIONS?

272. YEAH, TO MOVE BACK—

273. MUSIC CHAMPIONSHIPS.

274. YES, THIS IS MINE ALSO.

275. LET'S PRACTICE!

276. LOOK, MR. NOBLET, YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE AT CHILDHOOD,

277. AND I DON'T WANNA MISS OUT ON IT A SECOND TIME.

278. Y'KNOW, I'VE REALLY HAD IT.

279. I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY DADDY.

280. JERRI, YOU HAVE A VERY PRECIOUS GIFT.

281. WELL, IF IT'S SO PRECIOUS, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT?

282. BELIEVE ME, JERRI, IF I COULD HACK OFF YOUR ARMS

283. MY OWN TORSO, I WOULD.

284. WHAT A TEAM I'D MAKE!

285. YOU'RE CRAZY.

286. I'M GONNA GET THAT. YOU DO SOME SCALES.

287. PRACTICE!

288. HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHUCK.

289. HAPPY NEW YEAR, GEOFFREY.

290. OF ASSORTED POPCORN.

291. THANKS.

292. IT'S LATE, CHUCK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

293. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, GEOFFREY?

294. WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE.

295. I'VE COME TO STOP THE MADNESS.

296. OF THIS. I'M ALREADY IN IT.

297. STAY OUT OF THIS!

298. MR. JELLINECK?

299. YOU'RE PUSHING HER TOO HARD.

300. YOU'RE KIDDING!

301. THE ONLY REASON YOU DON'T WANT HER TO COMPETE

302. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE A FOOL!

303. YES, I WILL.

304. YOU DO WIN, CHUCK,

305. IT WON'T CHANGE THE REASON WHY YOU DON'T PLAY VIOLIN,

306. WILL IT?

307. WHY DON'T YOU PLAY THE VIOLIN?

308. WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER, CHUCK?

309. OR MAYBE I SHOULD.

310. SHUT UP. TELL HER, CHUCK!

311. SHUT UP! THEN I'LL SAY IT!

312. THE REASON YOU DON'T PLAY VIOLIN IS—

313. SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUU-UP!

314. PLAY THE VIOLIN.

315.

316. YOU... DON'T... KNOW... HOW!

317. AAAARRRRRGGGGHH!

318. YOU BASTARD!

319. OH GOD!

320. C'MON, C'MON!

321. CAN'T PLAY, CHUCK!

322. ARGH, AGHHH...

323. ARRRGHHH!

324. YOU LIKE THAT?

325. DO YOU LIKE THAT?

326. PLAY, CHUCK!

327. GO AHEAD, PLAY!

328. JERRI!

329. JERRI! JERRI!

330. YOU SON...

331. OF-A...

332. BITCH!

333. YOU!

334.

335. AHHH, THANK YOU CHRISTOPHER SURLES

336. OF CHARLATON ELEMENTARY.

337. YE-OUCH, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.

338. HEH, HEH, HAH...

339. GET OFF!

340. AND NOW, FOR THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

341. FLATPOINT HIGH'S OWN, GERALDINE ANTONIA BLANK!

342.

343. SOME... PROBLEM.

344. UHHH, I'LL BE BACK IN A SHORTLY.

345. WHERE IS SHE, NOBLET?

346.

347. THE SCHOOL'S HONOR IS RIDING ON THIS.

348. HE DOESN'T KNOW!

349. JERRI, JERRI, JERRI...

350. ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN, YOU JACKALS.

351. IT IS WITH DEEP REGRET,

352. THAT FLATPOINT HIGH'S RESIDENT SHOO-IN WILL NOT—

353. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

354. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

355. I'M SURE YOU ALL CAME TO HEAR ME EXPRESS MY GENIUS.

356. BUT I'M NOT HERE TO EXPRESS MYSELF.

357. I'M HERE TO SAY SOMETHING.

358. I'VE LEARNED THAT THE VIOLIN IS AN EVIL INSTRUMENT

359. THAT TEARS PEOPLE APART.

360. FROM MY FRIENDS...

361. RELATIONSHIP OF THESE TEACHERS

362. WITH CHILDREN...

363. AND MOST IMPORTANT,

364. MY DEAR, LOVING FATHER.

365. DADDY, WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU WERE RIGHT.

366. MUSIC IS BAD, AND I'LL NEVER PLAY AGAIN.

367. SO HAPPY... NEW YEAR.

368.

369. DADDY?

370.

371. DADDY, YOU'RE PLAYING!

372. GIVE ME THAT, YOU TROLL!

373. MR. NOBLET?

374.

375. GO AHEAD, CHUCK, YOU CAN.

376. YOU CAN DO IT!

377.

378. I CAN PLAY!

379. I CAN PLAY!

380. THAT'S GOOD, YOU CAN PLAY.

381.

382.

383.

384.