Strangers with Candy 1x7

Directed by Danny Leiner

Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Ellen Pompeo as Lizzie Abrams • Devin Palmer as Toby • Mijanou Montalegre as Connie • Suzan Mikiel as Lizzie's Friend

Jerri finds her calling on the debate team, but can she make it through the dangerous physical training for the big competition?

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1. YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO TO YOU?

2. I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO KNOW.

3. FIRST, I'D SHAVE OFF ALL THE HAIR ON MY BODY...

4. EVEN "DOWNTOWN."

5. THEN I'D TAKE AN ICE CUBE

6. AND RUB IT UP AND DOWN MY EBONY FRAME

7. UNTIL MY NIPPLES STOOD ERECT

8. LIKE THE STIFF PEAKS ON A BAKED MERINGUE.

9. WHAT ABOUT ME, ONYX?

10. OH BABY, YOU'D BE THERE.

11. YOU'D HAVE AN ALL-ACCESS PASS TO MY LOVE BUFFET.

12. OOOOOOHHH! NUMEE NUM!

13. OH, NOW YOU DONE DONE IT.

14. YOU GOT ME THINKIN' ABOUT...

15. CHOCOLATE!

16. AND YOU KNOW WHAT CHOCOLATE MAKES ME THINK ABOUT?

17. WHAT?

18. FONDUE, AND THAT MEANS CARAMEL!

19. ONYX, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FAT?

20. OH, JUST CONSIDER IT A DEPOSIT IN THE OLD BOOTY BANK.

21. HMMM, I NEVER HAD CARAMEL ON A POTATO BEFORE,

22. IT'S SO GOOD.

23. ( knock on door )

24. GRRR... KEEP IT SIMMERING.

25. UH, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN,

26. MR. NOBLET WANTED ME TO TELL YOU ( sniffs )

27. THAT THE, UHH, ASSEMBLY IS STARTING.

28. HMM, IT'S NOON ALREADY.

29. CARNE, DON'T LET THE CARAMEL COOL,

30. I'LL BE BACK IN A SHORTLY.

31. ( sniffing )

32. IT SMELLS LIKE A SEAFOOD PAELLA IN HERE.

33. UH, LISTEN, UH, DO YOU MIND?

34. HI, I'M JERRI BLANK,

35. AND I'M A 46-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.

36. FOR 32 YEARS I WAS A TEENAGE RUNAWAY...

37. 32 YEARS, NOW, CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?

38. I NEVER HAD CARAMEL ON A POTATO BEFORE.

39. IT'S PRETTY GOOD!

40. YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

41. COACH SAYS IF I CAN LOSE 30 POUNDS,

42. I CAN WRESTLE FIFTH GRADERS.

43. THAT'S GREAT, DERRICK.

44. I BET YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIT INTO MY JEANS.

45. BET I COULD!

46. I BET I COULD FIT INTO YOUR— JERRI!

47. WOULD YOU NOT INTERRUPT DERRICK WHEN HE'S TRYING TO... SWEAT.

48. ( knock on door ) COME IN!

49. GOOD MORNING, MEAT MAN!

50. OH FUDGE!

51. I FORGOT TO CANCEL THE BRISKET.

52. ONLY BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ON DIETS.

53. WELL, HUH, HUH, HUH, MOST OF US ARE.

54. ( meat man ) I DON'T SEE WHY.

55. YOU ARE THE LEANEST LITTLE CUTLET I EVER DID SEE.

56. WELL, THANK YOU... STEW.

57. BY GOLLY, IT'S TOASTY!

58. COULD I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WATER?

59. WELL, I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT.

60. HOW ABOUT A WAFFLE?

61. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

62. MIND IF I JOIN YOU THERE, SLIM?

63. ( chicken cackles )

64. SAY, THAT IS ONE PLUMP FRYER!

65. OH YEAH, SHE'S MY STEPSISTER.

66. ( all laughing )

67. AND THIS IS DERRICK, MY STEPFAG.

68. ( chicken squawks )

69. SERIOUSLY, THAT IS A GOOD-LOOKING CHICKEN.

70. WHAT IS SHE?

71. HER NAME'S SUKI, SHE'S A JAPANESE SILKY.

72. HAND-TRAINED.

73. SHE'LL EAT GRAPES OUT OF ANYWHERE I PUT THEM.

74. ANYWHERE.

75. UH UH, JERRI, I DON'T THINK THAT STEW IS INTERESTED IN YOUR POULTRY.

76. Y'KNOW, MAYBE YOU CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

77. DELIGHTED!

78. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHANK AND A LOIN?

79. I'D LIKE TO THINK I'M THE MAN WHO CAN CLEAR IT UP.

80. IN CASE ANYONE CARES,

81. I HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY FOR SCHOOL TODAY,

82. BECAUSE I HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR THE DEBATE TEAM TRYOUTS.

83. EARLY? YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO CLEAN UP MY ROOM.

84. WELL, I HAVE TO PRACTICE DEBATING!

85. IS THIS HOW YOU PRACTICE DEBATING, JERRI,

86. BY ARGUING WITH ME?

87. SORRY, STEW, GO ON WITH YOUR STORY, IT WAS GRIPPING.

88. WELL, THE SHANK vs. LOIN CONTROVERSY DATES BACK TO— I BELIEVE...

89. ( radio shuts off )

90. MR. NOBLET...

91. CAN I TALK TO YOU...

92. UUH, CAN I HAVE A SHRIMP TEMPURA!

93. NO, JERRI, WHAT IS IT?

94. WELL, I WANTED—

95. JERRI, MAKE THIS QUICK, I'M FRYING THINGS, OK?

96. I'D WANTED TO SIGN UP FOR THE DEBATE TRYOUTS.

97. YOU THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA, JERRI?

98. I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET ATTENTION AND—

99. CAN I HAVE A JALAPENO POPPER?

100. NO!

101. LOOK, YOU DON'T EXACTLY HAVE WHAT I'D CALL A "DEBATER'S BODY."

102. SLIM ARGUMENTS COME FROM...

103. SLIM HIPS.

104. HOW 'BOUT A CRAB PATTY?

105. JERRI, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

106. LOOK, DEBATING IS MORE THEN JUST MENTAL AGILITY.

107. 95% OF DEBATING IS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.

108. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, BUT HOW YOU LOOK SAYING IT.

109. NOW, YOU'RE WELCOME TO TRYOUT FOR THE TEAM,

110. BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU, AT THIS WEIGHT

111. YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE GONNA COME OFF A LITTLE... PUFFY.

112. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY WEIGHT.

113. NO, JERRI, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR WEIGHT.

114. YOU UNDERSTAND?

115. I UNDERSTAND.

116. HOW 'BOUT SOME CLAM STRIPS?

117. PUT IT DOWN!

118. PUT DOWN THE CLAM STRIPS, JERRI!

119. NOW!

120. AND BACK AWAY FROM THE "FRY PAPA."

121. WELL, YOU EAT A LOT!

122. JERRI, I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A HUMMINGBIRD.

123. FOR INSTANCE, LAST NIGHT I ATE

124. HALF OF A STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE AT 3:00 A.M.

125. AND I'LL NEVER GAIN AN OUNCE.

126. UNDERSTAND?

127. GREAT!

128. MY ONION RINGS ARE BURNED!

129. SORRY.

130. SORRY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THAT GOLDEN BROWN, OK.

131. I'LL NEVER GET THIS ONE BACK.

132. YOU CAN'T UN-FRY THINGS, JERRI.

133. YOU CAN'T BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

134. HMMM... THE SHRIMP ARE STILL GOOD.

135. YES. ( toilet flushing )

136. SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TO THE DEBATE TRYOUTS?

137. SOMETHING TIGHT!

138. ME TOO!

139. SHOULD WE EAT TODAY?

140. DID WE EAT YESTERDAY?

141. NO.

142. THEN WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.

143. AHEM... GIRLS, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU

144. AT THE DEBATE TRYOUTS ON FRIDAY.

145. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE HEARD.

146. HEY, JERRI, I'LL BET YOU COULD SELL YOUR ARGUMENTS BY THE POUND.

147. ( both giggling )

148. ( changing radio station )

149. WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

150. OHHH SUKI!

151. MY LITTLE SUKES.

152. OHHH...

153. WHY DO THE SKINNY GIRLS GET ALL THE ATTENTION, HUH?

154. AHHH, I KNOW, HOW IRONIC THAT THE LESS THERE IS TO SEE,

155. THE MORE THEY ALL WANT TO SEE IT.

156. I SURE WISH I LIVED IN YOUR WORLD,

157. WHERE PLUMPNESS IS A VIRTUE.

158. IN MY WORLD, PEOPLE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

159. OH, HEY, FATTY.

160. THOUGHT I HEARD YOU COMING.

161. THE RICHTER SCALE WAS RED-LINING.

162. ( both laughing )

163. WHERE YOU BEEN, JERRI?

164. I HAD TO START LUNCH WITHOUT YOU.

165. AHH, MAYBE I'LL SKIP LUNCH TODAY, TOBY.

166. SKIP LUNCH?

167. THAT'S CRAZY TALK, JERRI.

168. OH, I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN A SUCKER FOR THE SPIC FOOD.

169. I'LL SKIP LUNCH AFTER LUNCH.

170. HEY, LAST ONE TO THE CAFETERIA

171. IS A BIG, FAT SLOB.

172. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO.

173. ( in slow-mo ) AWWWW...

174. CRAMPING...

175. I WIN, I WIN.

176. YOU'RE A BIG, FAT SLOB.

177. I'M A BIG, FAT SLOB!

178. I'M A BIG, FAT SLOB.

179. I'M A BIG, FAT SLOB.

180. I'M A BIG, FAT SLOB.

181. MRS. ARBUCKLE IS SERVING EPANADAS!

182. WHY'D YOU SKIP THE MERINGUE, TAMMI?

183. YOU LOVE THE YELLOW AND GREEN FLAVOR.

184. MY MOM'S AFRAID OF ME GETTING PREGNANT.

185. SO SHE WANTS ME TO LOSE 15 POUNDS

186. SO I'LL STOP MAKING EGGS.

187. BUT YOU'RE SO SKINNY!

188. AHH, TELL THAT TO MY OVARIES.

189. I'D LOVE TO.

190. HEY, TAMMI, I SAW YOU IN YOUR HURDLING TIGHTS THE OTHER DAY,

191. YOUR HIP BONES WERE STICKING OUT LIKE A COUPLE OF ELBOWS.

192. NICELY DONE.

193. YOU OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT COMING OUT FOR THE DEBATE TEAM.

194. OH, I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SO GOOD AT ARGUING.

195. YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE RIGHT.

196. I'M GOING OUT FOR DEBATE, TAM.

197. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ARGUE, JERRI?

198. WHAT YOU'RE GONNA EAT NEXT?

199. HMM, NO RETORT.

200. INTERESTING.

201. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE SONG!

202. I KINDA LIKE IT.

203. YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE A PUSSY.

204. THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DINNER.

205. OH, IT'S OUR PLEASURE.

206. TELL US ANOTHER MEAT STORY, STEW.

207. OK, HERE'S A GOOD ONE:

208. I WAS WORKING AT THE BUTCHER SHOP THE OTHER DAY

209. AND THIS GUY COMES IN AND I SAY,

210. "HEY, YOU THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME STEAKS?"

211. AND HE SAYS, "NO, I'M GONNA BUY SOME STEAKS.

212. I'M THINKING ABOUT POONTANG."

213. ( laughing )

214. OOOOH, THAT'S DELICIOUSLY NAUGHTY.

215. HEY, TODAY AT SCHOOL—

216. JERRI, I DON'T THINK THE DINNER TABLE

217. IS A PLACE FOR YOUR BAWDY STORIES.

218. OOOH, ENJOY YOUR MEAT.

219. NAW, I'M TRYING TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS.

220. YOU ARE A CONSTANT SOURCE OF JOY AND AMUSEMENT.

221. ( Derrick ) HERE'S A GOOD ONE:

222. JERRI'S TRYING TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

223. HA, HA, HA HA, HA!

224. NO, BUT SERIOUSLY.

225. IF YOU LOSE A LITTLE GRISTLE OFF THE HAUNCHES,

226. YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO QUITE A CUTE LITTLE LAMB CHOP.

227. SO LIGHTEN UP ON THE ROLLS AND BUTTER,

228. AND GO HEAVY ON THE BRISKET.

229. I'M NOT HUNGRY.

230. WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE BRISKET.

231. I DON'T WANT ANY BRISKET.

232. STEW, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, YOU'RE BEATING A FAT HORSE.

233. EAT THE BRISKET.

234. I DON'T WANT ANY BRISKET.

235. GOD DAMNIT!

236. I'LL HANDLE THIS, GUY!

237. I BUST MY HUMP ALL DAY LONG SO YOU CAN HAVE FOOD ON THIS TABLE,

238. AND YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT!

239. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!

240. YOU'RE NOT MY DAUGHTER!

241. PICK UP YOUR MEAT AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!

242. OH, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU TOO!

243. C'MON, SUKI.

244. SKANK.

245. WAS I OUT OF LINE?

246. NO, NO.

247. GOOD BISCUIT-BLOCKING.

248. OK, EVERYBODY.

249. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SELF-PORTRAITS.

250. REMEMBER YOU WERE TO WORK IN ANY MEDIUM,

251. AS LONG AS IT WAS CLAY.

252. LLUELLEN, YES!

253. YOUR ANKLES ARE DELICATE.

254. GOOD WORK.

255. SAN, NICE, VERY GOOD.

256. DIEGO, YOU'VE CAPTURED YOUR RIB CAGE BEAUTIFULLY.

257. IT LOOKS LIKE A XYLOPHONE, GOOD WORK!

258. BUSTER, I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

259. KEATON, VERY THIN, GOOD.

260. JERRI, IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF?

261. NO, I RAN OUT OF CLAY.

262. JERRI, WHY DON'T YOU STEP OUT WITH ME FOR A MOMENT.

263. OK, EVERYBODY.

264. JERRI AND I ARE GONNA RUN OUT OF CLASS.

265. WHILE WE'RE GONE, WHY DON'T YOU SCULPT A SELF-PORTRAIT OF ME.

266. OK, EXCELLENT, LOOKS LIKE A CORPSE, LOVE IT.

267. OH, HI, MR. JELLINECK.

268. LADIES.

269. JERRI, DO YOU CARE HOW OTHERS PERCEIVE YOU?

270. NO, I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE.

271. JERRI...

272. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU MAKE YOURSELF THROW UP TODAY?

273. I DIDN'T THROW UP.

274. DON'T LIE TO ME JERRI.

275. FOOL ME, CON ME, CREATE ILLUSIONS THAT

276. PLACE ME IN A MAGICAL WORLD I DON'T UNDERSTAND,

277. BUT DON'T LIE TO ME.

278. WELL, WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THEMSELVES THROW UP?

279. SO YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTIME YOU WANT

280. AND IT NEVER SHOWS!

281. REALLY?

282. YOU COULD EAT HALF A STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING

283. AND NEVER GAIN AN OUNCE!

284. PUDDING TOO? YES.

285. COOKIES? ABSOLUTELY.

286. ( panting ) PEOPLE DO THAT?

287. YES, I DO, JERRI.

288. BUT DON'T YOU EVER.

289. OKAY?

290. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET BACK TO OUR CLAY.

291. OKAY, WELL, I GOTTA PEE.

292. ALRIGHT, HURRY UP NOW.

293. OKAY?

294. CHEESECAKE.

295. LISTEN, YOU'RE VERY THIN, LIZZIE.

296. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE AN EXCELLENT DEBATER.

297. YOU'VE GOT THE HIPS OF A CUB SCOUT.

298. THANK YOU, MR. NOBLET.

299. HEY, JERRI.

300. LIZZIE.

301. JERRI.

302. YOU LOOK... DIFFERENT.

303. THANKS.

304. YOU DO LOOK DIFFERENT, JERRI.

305. HAVE YOU LOST ANY WEIGHT RECENTLY?

306. UHH, VERY RECENTLY.

307. UHH, WATER WEIGHT MOSTLY, BUT, UHH, THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION.

308. UH... JERRI, IT'S ALMOST FEEDING TIME,

309. SHOULDN'T YOU BE STAMPEDING TOWARD THE FEEDING TROUGH?

310. OOH, HU-HU-HU- WHOA!

311. I GOT A BETTER IDEA, LEZZIE.

312. WHEN THE LUNCH BELL RINGS, WHY DON'T YOU EAT ME.

313. BANG, BANG!

314. THAT WAS A VERY SLENDER RETORT, JERRI.

315. YA LIKE THAT?

316. I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO DEBATE TRYOUTS ON FRIDAY.

317. FIREWORKS!

318. YES!

319. THAT'S DEBATABLE.

320. IPSO FACTO.

321. REBUTTAL!

322. ( phone ringing )

323. HELLO.

324. HEY, JERRI.

325. WHADDYA WANT, LEZZIE?

326. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

327. THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE TOMORROW.

328. HUH, OH REALLY?

329. MY ARGUMENTS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EMACIATED.

330. SO BE PREPARED LOSE.

331. WELL, I'M REAL SCARED.

332. I'M REAL SCARED!

333. ( doorbell ringing )

334. BEAR WITH ME, CHUCK, PLEASE.

335. MR. JELLINECK!

336. HELLO, MRS. BLANK.

337. CHUCK NOBLET AND I WERE OUT FOR A LITTLE JOG,

338. BEFORE WE GO HOME TO OUR WIVES,

339. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT I STOP BY.

340. I BELIEVE YOUR CHILD HAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

341. WHAT?

342. NO, NO, DERRICK'S FINE!

343. I WAS SPEAKING ABOUT JERRI.

344. OH.. YEAH... I'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS.

345. LOOK, I STUMBLED UPON THESE PILLS IN YOUR DAUGHTER'S LOCKER.

346. ( gasp ) OH, MY GOD!

347. APPETITE SUPPRESSANTS, DIURETICS, SUPPOSITORIES.

348. THOSE AREN'T MINE!

349. I KNOW, THEY'RE MINE!

350. MY GOD, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THESE FOR DAYS.

351. GEOFFREY, I'M COOLING DOWN!

352. I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE, CHUCK, PLEASE.

353. YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A DISEASE WE CALL...

354. ANOREXIA.

355. IS THAT CONTAGIOUS?

356. YES.

357. IT OFTEN SWEEPS THROUGH THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES

358. THAT ARE STRICKEN BY DROUGHT.

359. IF YOU THINK THIS IS MY FAULT, JUST SAY SO!

360. SIMMER DOWN, STEW.

361. I'M JUST SO ANGRY!

362. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A BEEF, STEW,

363. BUT PLEASE DON'T STIR THINGS UP.

364. IF WE DON'T HELP JERRI NOW SHE COULD BECOME A VEGETABLE.

365. BALONEY!

366. LET HIM TALK!

367. HIM WHO?

368. HIM ME.

369. PLEASE, MRS. BLANK, I SUGGEST FAMILY COUNSELING.

370. I THINK IT'S BEST THAT YOU LEAVE.

371. ( rapid knocking )

372. I'VE GOTTA RUN.

373. BUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE READY TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY PROBLEMS

374. TO AN ART TEACHER, YOU CAN CALL ME.

375. ( Noblet ) GEOFFREY, I'M CRAMPING UP...

376. THESE SUPPOSITORIES ARE GOING RIGHT BACK WHERE THEY BELONG, YOUNG LADY!

377. AND YOU ARE GOING TO BED WITHOUT ANY SUPPER!

378. GO!

379. DESSERT, STEW?

380. ( Stew ) LOVELY.

381. ( bell ringing )

382. OK, WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO THIS YEAR'S DEBATE TRYOUTS.

383. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER I'D LIKE TO START ALPHABETICALLY.

384. LIZZIE ABRAMS, YOU'LL DEBATE JERRI BLANK.

385. YOUR TOPIC IS:

386. "INCEST IS WRONG."

387. OK, LIZZIE, YOU'LL BE STATEMENT,

388. JERRI, YOU'LL BE REBUTTAL...

389. GOOD LUCK, AND DEBATE!

390. GOOD LUCK, BLOATUS.

391. BACK TO YA, SHAMU.

392. FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, AND IN EVERY SOCIETY,

393. ALL MANKIND BOWS BEFORE THE SIMPLE TRUTH

394. THAT SEX WITH ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER

395. IS A SHORT PATH TO CHAOS AND GENETIC MUTATION.

396. THANK YOU.

397. GOOD.

398. JERRI, RIP THAT ARGUMENT A NEW ASS!

399. OKAY...

400. GRANTED...

401. SOMETIMES, OCCASIONALLY... THINGS CAN GET OUT OF HAND...

402. ALRIGHT, SO... UHHH.

403. THANK YOU...

404. ( everyone muttering )

405. ( voice echoing ) JERRI... HELLO!

406. C'MON... JERRI!

407. JERRI.

408. JERRI!

409. JERRI, YOU PASSED OUT.

410. I JUST CALLED YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR MEAT MAN.

411. THEY SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

412. WE CAME AS SOON AS WE FELT LIKE IT.

413. HI, PLEASE, THANK YOU.

414. COME IN.

415. EVERYBODY COME IN AND JUST SIT DOWN.

416. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.

417. THIS FAMILY NEEDS TO OPEN UP, AND START COMMUNICATING.

418. ALL RIGHT.

419. WHO STARTS?

420. WHY DON'T YOU.

421. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

422. TELL JERRI THAT YOU LOVE HER.

423. MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD START.

424. ( Derrick ) I'LL GO.

425. OK, DERRICK.

426. JERRI'S PROBLEMS ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

427. GOOD, BUT SEE IF YOU CAN RE-STATE THAT

428. IN A MORE POSITIVE WAY.

429. OUR FAMILY IS BEING TORN APART BY JERRI'S PROBLEMS.

430. EXCELLENT.

431. Y'KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM DAD IN A WHILE.

432. DAD?

433. HANG ON A SECOND, GUY.

434. BEFORE YOU SPEAK, I GOT A QUESTION:

435. WHY ARE WE HERE?

436. SO YOU CAN LEARN TO COMMUNICATE BETTER

437. AS A FAMILY AND A MEAT MAN.

438. ARE YOU SUGGESTING THIS IS MY FAULT?

439. NO, NO, NO, NO, STEW, DON'T EVEN THINK IT!

440. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK?

441. EVERYBODY, FREEZE!

442. LOOK WHERE JERRI IS RIGHT NOW.

443. NO, DON'T LOOK.

444. PRETEND TO READ A MAGAZINE AND THEN SNEAK A PEEK.

445. JERRI?

446. CAN YOU TELL THAT WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU?

447. NO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READING.

448. IT WORKED!

449. I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I HAVE GREAT NEWS!

450. I MADE THE DEBATE TEAM?

451. NO, I'M SORRY I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT.

452. I HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR ME!

453. YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE DEBATE TEAM.

454. NICELY DONE.

455. I NEVER GET ANYTHING THAT I WANT!

456. TELL US, JERRI, WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?

457. WELL, MY WHOLE LIFE ALL I EVER WANTED WAS SOME ATTENTION.

458. I MEAN, THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON

459. I WANTED TO MAKE THE STUPID DEBATE TEAM.

460. GO ON, JERRI, WE'RE ALL LISTENING.

461. WELL, I...

462. WAIT A MINUTE.

463. YOU ALL ARE LISTENING.

464. WHY, I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THE DEBATE TEAM.

465. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STARVE MYSELF TO THE BRINK OF DEATH

466. TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.

467. AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!

468. FANTASTIC!

469. WHAT A SUCCESS FOR ME.

470. I SURE WISH SUKI WAS HERE.

471. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, JERRI... SHE IS.

472. SUKI?

473. YOU BAKED HER!

474. NO, JERRI, SHE VOLUNTARILY BAKED HERSELF SO THAT YOU COULD LIVE.

475. AHHHH.

476. OH SUKI...

477. SUKI, SO LOYAL AND LOVING...

478. SO MOIST AND TENDER.

479. SUKULENT.

480. JERRI, I RIPPED THE WISHBONE OUT OF YOUR BELOVED SUKI.

481. ( whispering ) WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WISH FOR?

482. A CAMARO.

483. AH HA HA, A CAMARO!

484. DEE-LISH-OUS.

485. ( whistling )

486. ( cackling )