Strangers with Candy 1x6

Directed by Peter Lauer

Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Tim Meadows as Percy Kittens • Jared Ryan as Paul Cotton • Luther Creek as History Student

Flatpoint High is up in arms to find out whodunit after someone scrawls a racial slur on the wall.

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3. I have a dream...

4. that one day,

5. this nation will rise up

6. and live out the true meaning of its creed.

7. We hold these truths to be self-ev—

8. OF THE FUTURE...

9. KING'S DREAM WAS OF AN AMERICA WITHOUT RACISM OF ANY KIND.

10. THE TRAGEDY, OF COURSE, IS THAT ALL THIS FOOTAGE

11. IS IN BLACK AND WHITE.

12. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN COLOR.

13. ANY QUESTIONS?

14. MARTIN LUTHER KING?

15. I'M NOT SURE.

16.

17. MY GOD...

18. THAT'S JELLINECK!

19. LET'S GO!

20. GEOFFREY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

21. DID YOU DO THIS, MR. COTTON?

22. NO.

23. DID YOU SEE WHO DID THIS?

24. DID YOU SEE WHO DID THIS?

25. NO.

26. ALL RIGHT, GANGWAY, MAKE ROOM, CLEAR A PATH!

27. PICK A SIDE!

28. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY!

29. BACK TO CLASS, MACH SCHNELL!

30. NOTHING TO SEE HERE THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN SEEN!

31. YOU, COME WITH ME.

32. BUT I HAVE BIOLOGY.

33. BEEN ABSOLVED FOR TODAY.

34. BESIDES, EVOLUTION IS A FARCE.

35. IN MY OFFICE!

36. WELL, MR. COTTON, I'M ALL EARS.

37. I WAS IN THE WASHROOM,

38. AND I SAW THE WORD.

39. IN THE BATHROOM?

40. I HAD TO RELIEVE MYSELF.

41. WERE YOU RELIEVED?

42. I'M SORRY?

43. WHEN NATURE CALLED, WHO CAME A-KNOCKIN' ?

44. HUH?

45. NUMBER TWO!

46. NUMBER TWO.

47. OH, I SEE...

48. CHARACTERIZE THE STOOL?

49. THE STOOL?

50. YES, THE STOOL, WOULD YOU SAY IT WAS FIRM,

51. OR PRESUMPTUOUS?

52. WOULD YOU CALL IT MOODY?

53. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!

54. UHHH, I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T KNOW.

55. YOU DON'T KNOW, OR YOU DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER?

56. ON THE WALL?

57. I'M NOT SURE.

58. PERHAPS YOU DID IT.

59. I DIDN'T.

60. YOU'RE A WORTHY OPPONENT, MR. COTTON.

61. CLEARLY YOU'VE WON THE BATTLE,

62. OF THE IMAGINATION OVER.

63. THIS IS MY SCHOOL,

64. CECI EST MON ECOLE, COMPREDEZ VOUS?

65. WELL... YOU CAN GO... FOR NOW.

66. WELL, GET OUT!

67. NAME'S PAUL, RIGHT? PAUL COTTON?

68. YEAH.

69. YOU WANT A PUFF-MORE? YOU SMOKE?

70. NO.

71. GOOD FOR YOU.

72. DO TO YOU, HUH?

73. DID HE WORK YOU OVER?

74. SOME QUESTIONS.

75. DID YA TALK?

76. NN-NO...

77. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

78. Y'KNOW, I'VE BEEN THERE AND IT AIN'T EASY.

79. UNDER THE PUNISHING FLORIDA SUN

80. ALL DAY,

81. SOAKING IN YOUR OWN FILTH.

82. GOD, THE SMELL WAS RIDICULOUS!

83. BUT I NEVER TALKED.

84. I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T KNOW, BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

85. OH, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BEEN PUNISHED

86. I DIDN'T DO

87. AND THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

88. THE THINGS YOU DIDN'T DO?

89. OH NO, I DID THEM.

90. BUT I SAID I DIDN'T AND THEY PUNISHED ME ANYWAY.

91. HOW'S IT GOIN', SUZY?

92. NICE "CAMEL TOE."

93.

94. SORRY I'M TARDY...

95. SO I'M SURE YOU ARE ALL WONDERING HOW I'M DOING

96. AFTER THE... INCIDENT.

97. WELL, I'M SHAKEN AND UPSET.

98. BASKETS OR DONATIONS,

99. I'VE WRITTEN MY ADDRESS AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS,

100. IT'S ON AN EASEL...

101. BUT PLEASE...

102. NO MYLAR BALLOONS, THEY NEVER DEFLATE,

103. AND I JUST DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO THROW THEM AWAY.

104. I DON'T...

105. WHY DON'T WE GET OUR SKETCH PADS OUT AND WORK ON FACES.

106. I'M GOING TO RUN TO THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM

107. AND COLLECT MYSELF.

108. Jerri, I'm worried,

109. everybody is going to think I'm the racist.

110. I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT A RACIST, AND YOU KNOW HOW?

111. BECAUSE I'M NOT A RACIST.

112. AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, PAUL.

113. ALRIGHT?

114. WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING?

115. IT'S A CHINAMAN.

116. LAUGH, HA HA HA...

117. "MONG CHONG, TING TONG."

118. "ME RIKEE, YOU PAUL, HA HA HA HA...

119. I'LL PRESS YOUR SHIRTS LATER" HA HA...

120. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN?

121. NOBLET, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.

122. I'M RAISING QUITE A LATHER.

123. THE SPIRIT

124. OF A HARD DAY OF PRINCIPALING

125. AND A HIGH LATHER.

126. WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THAT COTTON CAPER?

127. NOTHING NEW, BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT GEOFFREY JELLINECK.

128. WELL, HE'LL BE FINE.

129. GOD DAMNIT, ONYX!

130. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

131. A TEACHER IS UPSET!

132. I'M SORRY, I WAS INSENSITIVE.

133. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT: I'LL CALL A FRIEND OF MINE.

134. FOR THE SCHOOL BOARD.

135. FOR TELEVISION.

136. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD MAN.

137. COACH.

138. ONYX, CHUCK.

139. CHERRY.

140. NOBLET...

141. THE DARKNESS

142. MYSTERIOUS ENIGMA.

143. INSTITUTION IS AT STAKE!

144. GET MY BACK.

145. AHH...

146. AND SHIITAKE SHAMPOO?

147. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

148. EHHH...

149. STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

150. I'M SORRY?

151. PUT THE BRUSH DOWN!

152. THE WORD, SON.

153. CLEANING THE WALL ISN'T GOING TO MAKE RACISM GO AWAY.

154. IT'S OKAY, I USED TO BE A GRIEF COUNSELOR.

155. LOOK AT THE WORD.

156. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

157. DISGUSTED?

158. YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. THAT'S OKAY.

159. WHAT ELSE?

160. DON'T LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT THE WORD.

161. WELL, I'M LATE FOR MY... ANGRY?

162. YEAH, WE ALL ARE.

163. IT'S AN ANGRY WORD.

164. HAVE TO DO

165. TAKE THAT ANGER

166. BACK INSIDE,

167. HOLD IT THERE

168. TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT.

169. OKAY?

170. RUN ALONG.

171. PERCY, YOU GOT MY CALL!

172. ONYX! HA HA HA...

173. I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT IT.

174. I'VE SEEN THE WORD.

175. I'M IMPRESSED.

176. DO WE KNOW WHO DID IT?

177. WELL, WE... HAVE A WITNESS,

178. BUT HE WON'T FINGER THE CULPRIT.

179. HMMM, WHAT ABOUT THAT ANGRY YOUNG NATIVE BOY?

180. ORLANDO? HE VOLUNTEERED TO CLEAN THE WALL.

181. REALLY?

182. THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

183. HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT.

184. HOW'S THE SCHOOL TAKING IT?

185. ANY DRAMA?

186. ALL YOU CAN EAT.

187. HEY, COTTON BALLS,

188. I HEAR YOU'RE PROTECTING A RACIST.

189. I'M NOT.

190. MORE THAN A RACIST IS SPICS.

191. DERRICK,

192. LEATHER BOYS UP TO?

193. HEY, SCROAT...

194. THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.

195. HMM, THAT'S FUNNY.

196. SMELL LIKE HIS ASS?

197. TROLL, YOU'RE LUCKY I HAD A HEAVY LUNCH,

198. OTHERWISE, WE'D BE KICKING THE HATE OUT OF YOUR RACIST BUDDY.

199. JERRI, I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO THE BIGOT IS.

200. BIGOT?

201. NOW, PAUL, ISN'T THAT WORD JUST AS OFFENSIVE

202. ON THE WALL, HM?

203. A BIGOT IS RACIST, JERRI.

204. OH, RIGHT.

205. CONCENTRATE ON THIS,

206. I KNOW I'D COME UP WITH A CLUE.

207. IS SOME T.L.C.

208. AND SOME VITAMIN "P".

209. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, PAUL, IS...

210. SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

211. JERRI, EVERYONE IN SCHOOL—

212. AND THE HOLE.

213. AND RIGHT NOW I'M AS MOIST AS A SNACKCAKE DOWN THERE.

214. SO WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY CRIB AFTER SCHOOL

215. AND I'LL MAKE YOUR PINKY ALL STINKY.

216. LIKE THAT?

217. PAUL COTTON, JERRI.

218. WHY?

219. RUMORS I STARTED,

220. YOUR NEW FRIEND'S A RACIST, HUH?

221. SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

222. I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS... I'M—

223. JEALOUS?

224. I KNEW IT.

225. LOOK, HE'S NOT A RACIST!

226. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF RACISM EXISTS ANYMORE,

227. YOU ARE VERY SMALL.

228. A BRUTAL AND UNFORGIVING PENAL SYSTEM

229. RUN BY SAVAGE ANIMALS, MUCH LIKE BRAZIL.

230. BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

231. AND EVEN IF I'M SPENDING MORE TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE

232. IT ONLY MEANS I'M SPENDING LESS TIME WITH YOU, ALRIGHT?

233. OKAY?

234.

235. OKAY, JERRI.

236. HI.

237. MY NAME IS PERCY KITTENS,

238. AND I'M A FORMER GRIEF COUNSELOR.

239. HELLO, PERCY.

240. I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS,

241. BUT FIRST, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW?

242. I THINK YOU'RE PUSHING HIM TOO HARD.

243. IT'S OK!

244. NOW, JEFFERY— IT'S GEOFFREY!

245. LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!

246. MAYBE... YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

247. YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD, TOO.

248. I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU.

249. PLEASE, CHUCK, JUST GO.

250. NOW GO ON...

251. UH, I WAS WEARING A DAGO-TEE AND UM...

252. THIS THIN, COTTON, BLOUSY SHIRT

253. INDIAN PATTERN,

254. NOT—

255. KIND OF INDIAN, BUT—

256. "AHH AHH AHH" KIND OF INDIAN.

257. AND UH, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY...

258. AND I HEARD A SOUND, A SPRAY CAN SOUND...

259. AND THE SMELL...

260. THAT PAINT SMELL,

261. I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY NOSE!

262. I SAW THE WORD...

263. WHAT DID IT SAY?

264. IT SAID... NI NI NI NNN.

265. STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

266. PUT AWAY YOUR CLAWS, KITTENS.

267. HE'S ABOUT BLOW!

268. I'M SORRY!

269. GEOFFREY! NO!

270. AN ODD PAIR.

271. HMMM...

272. THEY'RE HIDING?

273. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

274. RECOGNIZE THIS COLOR?

275. HUHHH...

276. I RECOGNIZE IT.

277. OH GUY, PLEASE CUT BACK THAT WANDERING JEW,

278. IT'S TAKING OVER THE WHOLE YARD.

279. WHOA!

280. JERRI, AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE ME

281. TO YOUR CLUMSY FRIEND?

282. THIS IS PAUL COTTON, MOTHER.

283. COTTON, COTTON, COTTON...

284. OFFEND ME?

285. OH YES... THE GRAFFITI.

286. UH, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MRS. BLANK.

287. BY THAT, PAUL?

288. I-I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

289. OH, THEN YOU'RE LYING?

290. NN-NO. I DON'T KNOW...

291. YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE LYING

292. OR WHETHER I'M A PLEASURE TO MEET?

293. WHICH IS IT?

294. I...

295. PAUL, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

296. I'M SORRY, JERRI, I DON'T WANT ANYONE

297. IN THIS HOUSE.

298. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU ARE A NOTORIOUS RACIST!

299. THE WORD ITSELF, JERRI.

300. IT'S GRAFFITI THAT OFFENDS ME.

301. C'MON, PAUL, LET'S GO UP TO MY ROOM.

302. ALL RIGHT, HE CAN STAY.

303. BUT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN!

304. YOUR BIKE, YOUNG LADY.

305. SORRY ABOUT MY STEPMOM.

306. SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW?

307. MY MOM'S THE SAME WAY.

308. IT'S LIKE LIVING IN A PRISON.

309. AND THE SODOMY.

310. JERRI, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

311. I DON'T HEAR ANY THINKING!

312. JUST STUDY.

313. HUH, IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT...

314. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE TEST ON, AGAIN?

315. THROUGH TWELVE.

316. SAY, LET'S QUIZ EACH OTHER ON DATES!

317.

318. ALRIGHT, HERE'S AN EASY ONE, 1776.

319. 1776... NOTHING REGISTERS.

320. HUH, 278?

321. UH, YOU'RE REALLY STUMPING ME...

322. AWWW, SORRY...

323. ALRIGHT, 1812.

324. NN-NOPE.

325. 1604.

326. JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE.

327. WHAT HAPPENED IN 1604?

328. I DUNNO, WEREN'T WE JUST MAKING THESE UP?

329. I DIDN'T LURE YOU OVER HERE TO TALK ABOUT SOME DATES.

330. I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

331. HMM?

332. IT'S THE LIBERTY BELL.

333. SEE THE CRACK?

334. SOLID BRASS.

335. C'MON, RING IT.

336.

337. UH, JERRI, THIS IS MOVING A LITTLE TOO FAST FOR ME.

338. C'MON, JUST—

339. I NEVER EVER UH—

340. SHHH, JUST RELAX.

341. WHAT ARE YOU, 108 POUNDS?

342. DON'T FIGHT IT!

343. IT'S FOR US.

344. JERRI, IT WAS YOU!

345. WHAT? NO, I BOUGHT THAT FOR MY STEPMOTHER!

346. TO SEDUCE ME

347. SO THAT I WON'T SAY IT WAS YOU.

348. THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.

349. I CARE FOR YOU, PAUL!

350. WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

351. G-SPOT...

352. GONADS...

353. GOOKS!

354. GOOD TIMES...

355. GOO— GOOD-BYE!

356. NO!

357. PAUL!

358. MR. COTTON, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MR. KITTENS.

359. WE BELIEVE YOU'RE PROTECTING SOMEONE.

360. NOW, WE ADMIRE YOUR LOYALTY, BUT WE SUSPECT YOUR TENACITY.

361. SO I'VE PUT TOGETHER THIS TEACHING TOOL.

362. PAUL, I'M HOPING THIS WILL SHOW YOU

363. OF THIS SITUATION.

364. IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D BEAT IT OUT OF YOU.

365. ONYX, PLEASE. I WOULD.

366. AND SIXTEEN INCHES ON THE BOY.

367. STICK AND MOVE, STICK AND MOVE.

368. ONYX, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

369. GO AHEAD, CODDLE THE BOY.

370. ALRIGHT, LOOK, YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO SHOW ME ANYTHING,

371. I'M READY TO—

372. UH-UH MR. COTTON, PLEASE WE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS.

373. CHECK IT OUT.

374. Didn't expect me, did ya?

375. Gotcha!

376. How's this taste?

377.

378. Yes, I'm a black man, and yes, I'm dressed like an astronaut.

379. That disturbs you, doesn't it?

380. Ha ha ha ha ha.

381. And I suppose a black woman

382. isn't supposed to be a doctor, is that it?

383. What did you expect?

384. Something mo' like dis?

385. Educate yourself to this reality!

386. Go on, tell me what else a black man isn't supposed to be!

387. You need to face the fact— you are a racist.

388. A racist!

389. You, not me.

390. I'm not the racist, nor is Mr. Kittens here.

391. Look, we know these images are shocking,

392. but I'm not sure we want to live in a country

393. where Principal Blackman can't dress up like a giant squirrel.

394. You're a racist.

395. Where's my nut?

396. YEAH!

397. WELL, MR. COTTON...

398. TO SPILL THE BEAN?

399. THE PERSON WHO SPRAY-PAINTED...

400. YES? OUT WITH IT.

401. I...

402. I GUESS I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE.

403. THE FILM AGAIN.

404. NO, THAT'S IT!

405. THE PROUD PAPA

406. BOUNCING SUSPENSION.

407. CAPICHE AMIGO, HMM?

408. I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

409. WITH THE INCIDENT.

410. WHAT INCIDENT?

411. THE TRAGIC, RACIST INCIDENT THAT HAS SHAKEN ALL OUR LIVES!

412. OH THAT... I DID IT.

413. OF COURSE!

414. HE WAS COVERING FOR YOU.

415. KNOWS THAT

416. THE FRUITS OF YOUR LOINS!

417. HE WASN'T!

418. AND HE HASN'T.

419. WHY, JERRI?

420. A HATEFUL WORD ON THE WALL?

421. TO BE A PARABLE?

422. YOU MEANT IT TO BE A MESSAGE

423. AN ALLEGORICAL NARRATIVE?

424. NO... A PUN!

425. A PUN, A PLAY ON WORDS?

426. THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD, HOW MUCH PLAY COULD THERE BE?

427. OKAY, ALL RIGHT... A RIDDLE?

428. OH, I LIKE RIDDLES.

429. BUT FRANKLY I DON'T GET IT.

430. NEITHER DO I.

431. WELL, YOU BETTER SOLVE IT QUICKLY.

432. WELL, I GUESS— AND I'M JUST STABBING IN THE DARK HERE,

433. AND I DON'T WANT THIS TO AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP—

434. BUT I DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE.

435. I'M SO SORRY, PAUL.

436. I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU.

437. I REALLY CARE FOR YOU.

438. THAT SUCH A RACIST

439. A PERSON OF COLOR.

440. I DON'T.

441. I CARE FOR YOU.

442. DRING, DRING, REMEMBER THE BELL?

443. JERRI, I'M A PERSON OF COLOR.

444.

445. WHAT? WELL, HOW... ?

446. PEOPLE OF COLOR.

447. A RECESSIVE TRAIT.

448. OH, MY GOD, I GUESS I DO LIKE BLACK PEOPLE.

449. TO PROVE IT TO ME.

450. WELL, JERRI, I GUESS IT WAS A PARABLE, AFTER ALL.

451.

452. KITTENS, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD!