Strangers with Candy 1x5

Directed by Peter Lauer

Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Frederick Koehler as Ricky • Audrey Owen Bates as Cody

Jerri falls for a transfer student and later discovers the terrible secret that will keep them apart forever.

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2. THERE WE GO.

3. HELLO THERE, LITTLE FICUS.

4. I'M JERRI BLANK,

5. AND I'M A 46-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.

6. Y'KNOW, YOU AND I GOT A LOT IN COMMON.

7. WE BOTH HAVE THICK LEATHERY BARK,

8. WE BOTH HAVE INITIALS CARVED INTO OUR TRUNKS,

9. AND WE'RE BOTH SETTING DOWN NEW ROOTS...

10. ME, BACK IN SCHOOL AFTER 32 YEARS OF

11. DRUG ADDICTION,

12. PROSTITUTION, AND MONEY LAUNDERING;

13. AND YOU HERE, AFTER BEING RIPPED FROM THE SECURE BEAUTY

14. OF YOUR NATIVE SOILS.

15. SO HAPPY ST. ARBOR DAY'S, WEAK LITTLE FICUS.

16. OH, IT'S NOT A LEGAL HOLIDAY,

17. BUT Y'KNOW...

18. NEITHER ARE MOST OF THE JEW ONES.

19. GONE... TAKEN, GONE, TAKEN...

20. REDNECK...

21. SO JERRI...

22. TOO FAT, MAMA'S BOY...

23. DID YOU ASK SOMEBODY TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE?

24. I'M WORKING ON IT.

25. THE DANCE IS THIS FRIDAY!

26. I CAN READ A CALENDAR.

27. HEY, I MADE YOU A PRESENT.

28. IT'S A FRIENDSHIP COLLAGE.

29. THANKS A BUNCH!

30. I MADE IT OUT OF WORDS AND PICTURES FROM MAGAZINES.

31. WHAT, YOU WANT A MEDAL?

32. I SAID "THANK YOU."

33. GOOD LUCK ON THINKING OF SOMEBODY TO ASK TO THE DANCE.

34. THANKS.

35. I'VE GOTTA GO.

36. IF YOU GET A CHANCE, CHECK OUT THE...

37. FRIENDSHIP COLLAGE, RIGHT.

38. I'M NOT DEAF AND YOU DON'T STUTTER.

39. BON JOUR, SEÑORITA BLANK.

40. HAVE YOU DECIDED WHO YOU'RE GOING TO ASK

41. TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE YET?

42. WELL, I— I THOUGHT AS MUCH.

43. AS ALWAYS, THIS YEAR SPECIAL ED IS LOOKING FOR

44. VOLUNTEERS TO ESCORT VIOLENT STUDENTS TO THE DANCE.

45. WE DON'T WANT THEM TO FEEL DISAPPOINTED.

46. KEEPS THEM CALMER.

47. BUT I— DON'T WORRY.

48. WE'LL BE SUPPLYING YOU ALL WITH TASERS.

49. WE DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR'S DEBACLE, HMM?

50. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

51. MMMM!

52. OUCH!

53. WORKS LIKE A CHARM!

54. HERE WE SEE THE ACROPOLIS,

55. LITERALLY, "THE HIGH CITY."

56. THEATRE OF DIONYSUS, BIRTHPLACE OF DRAMA...

57. THAT'S ME ON THE BEACH...

58. PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE BEACH WEAR FOR GREECE.

59. ON THE BEACH...

60. BEACH...

61. WITH A GOAT...

62. AND FINALLY ZEUS, FATHER OF THE GODS,

63. WITH MY HEAD ON TOP.

64. IT WAS THIS CUT-OUT THING THEY HAD...

65. ON THE BEACH.

66. LANCE, LIGHTS?

67. BEFORE WE LEAVE, THAT IS RICKY.

68. HE'S A NEW STUDENT HERE AT FLATPOINT.

69. AS YOU CAN SEE, RICKY,

70. ALL THE DESKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN BY REAL FLATPOINT STUDENTS,

71. SO I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SIT

72. ON THAT BOX OF SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR JEANS.

73. GO ON.

74. NOW, I WANT YOU TO TREAT RICKY AS YOU WOULD

75. ANY OTHER STUDENT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

76. AND WHO EVIDENTLY FEELS HE CAN JUST

77. WALTZ INTO MY CLASSROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEMESTER

78. AND EXPECT ME TO CHANGE MY LESSON PLAN!

79. WHY DON'T WE GIVE HIM A BIG FLATPOINT HIGH WELCOME.

80. MAYBE NEXT TIME.

81. WHY ARE WE STUCK WITH THE NEW STUDENT?

82. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

83. NICE PANTS!

84. BUSTED!

85. I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL-LLL SINCE YOU WALKED IN HERE

86. FOR YOU TO SLIP UP.

87. BUT— JERRI...

88. IT'S OK.

89. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN WILL TAKE CARE OF

90. OUR LITTLE HANDY MAN HERE.

91. OH YEAH.

92. YOU DON'T FOOL ME, RICKY.

93. I KNOW ALL-LLL ABOUT YOUR KIND.

94. YOUR NEW-STUDENT EYES IMMEDIATELY GRAZE

95. OVER THE FIRM YOUNG FLANKS OF OUR FEMALES...

96. AND I WON'T HAVE IT!

97. CAPICHE, AMIGO?

98. THERE'S NOTHING I'D LIKE BETTER

99. THAN TO PUT YOU NEW STUDENTS

100. BACK ON THE BOAT TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

101. COMPRENDES VOUS?

102. YOU CAN GO NOW.

103. I WANT YOU TO KNOW, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN,

104. I'LL WORK HARD TO TRY AND FIT IN HERE AT... FLATPOINT.

105. TALK YOUR MONKEY ASS OFF.

106. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

107. WHATCHA DOING?

108. SOMEBODY SLASHED MY TIRE.

109. YEAH, I KNOW.

110. I DID IT.

111. WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

112. I'VE GOT A GOOD EXCUSE...

113. PEER PRESSURE.

114. WHO PUT YOU UP TO IT?

115. NOBODY.

116. SORRY.

117. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

118. I LIKE YOUR WHEELS...

119. VINTAGE?

120. I LIKE 'EM OLD...

121. OLD AND FAST.

122. REALLY?

123. NAME'S JERRI—

124. BLANK, I REMEMBER.

125. I BET SHE RUNS SWEET.

126. Y'KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE HER HUM?

127. POP OUT THE BLOCK,

128. DROP IN A 454 HOLLY FOUR BARREL,

129. THROW ON SOME HEADERS,

130. WHAT THE HELL— FUNCTIONAL HEAD SCOOP,

131. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'D FEEL ALL THAT POWER?

132. RIGHT IN THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS.

133.

134. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, JERRI?

135. UH JUST UH, SLASHING THE NEW MEAT'S TIRES.

136. WAY TO GO, JERRI.

137. HEY, WE'RE GOING OVER TO THE BRONZERY BARN.

138. YOU WANNA COME WITH?

139. LET ME FINISH TEACHING THIS PUNK A LESSON.

140. I DON'T MEAN ANY OF THIS, REALLY.

141. I LIKE YOU A LOT.

142.

143. CALL ME!

144.

145. HOLD STILL, GUY.

146. OH, JERRI, I NEED TO KNOW TONIGHT

147. WHO YOU'RE TAKING TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.

148. I CAN'T FINISH YOUR DRESS

149. UNTIL I KNOW WHAT HE'S WEARING.

150. THAT WAY I CAN COORDINATE THE HEMS.

151. WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY DECIDED YET.

152. OOH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ONE OF THOSE...

153. VIOLENT STUDENTS.

154. EVEN I CAN DO BETTER THAN SPIKE JABBER, MOTHER.

155. LOOK, I'LL JUST FINISH UP THE DRESS,

156. AND THEN IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE ONE OF THE VIOLENT STUDENTS,

157. I CAN JUST... REINFORCE THE TROUBLE SPOTS.

158. I LOVE THE GOLF THEME THIS YEAR.

159. I DON'T KNOW, "BOGIE NIGHTS" ?

160. AW, I THINK IT'S CUTE.

161. SPEAKING OF CUTE...

162. UM, THERE'S THIS NEW KID AT SCHOOL...

163. "NEW" ? I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

164. OH, HE'S REALLY NICE.

165. MOST NEW PEOPLE ARE, UNTIL PROVOKED,

166. AND THEN THEY TURN OUT TO BE...

167. DIFFERENT.

168. MOM, DID YOU SEE MY CUMMERBUND?

169. OHHH OOH.

170. HEY, SACK,

171. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A MOCCASIN.

172. HELLO, SHAFT.

173. I THOUGHT I SMELLED BALL SMOKE.

174. SO WHO YOU BEGGING TO THE DANCE, SPANK?

175. I'VE GOT SOMEONE IN MIND.

176. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU TOOK THE NEW KID.

177. HEY, DERRICK!

178. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT TALK IN MY HOUSE,

179. NOT EVEN AS A JOKE!

180. I'LL BE IN MY BEDROOM.

181. "DEAR DIARY,

182. "THINGS ARE GOING GREAT AT SCHOOL AND AT HOME.

183. "I LOVE MY STEP-MOTHER.

184. "COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

185. "WELL, GOTTA GO DO MY HOMEWORK.

186. "TA-TA FOR NOW,

187. JERRI."

188. AHH... LET'S SEE...

189. "DEAR REAL DIARY,

190. "I'M DYING INSIDE,

191. "AND I HATE MY STEP-MOTHER.

192. "I WANT TO ASK THE NEW BOY TO THE DANCE,

193. "BUT NO ONE WOULD UNDERSTAND.

194. "WHAT TO DO?

195. DESPERATELY YOURS, JERRI."

196. AHHH... IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

197. RICKY?

198. RICKY?

199. PSSST!

200. RICKY!

201. OOH, HA HA.

202. DOWN WITH THE NEW STUDENT!

203. BLAHH... UNGGH!

204. HEY, JERRI!

205. KEEP IT DOWN, KEEP IT DOWN

206. FOLLOW ME AND DON'T FIGHT IT.

207. UM, UGH, COULD WE MAYBE, LIKE, HAVE A MINUTE?

208. UGHH... ARGHH...

209. NO THAT WAY—

210.

211. HA HA, RICKY...

212. SO UH, HOW'S YOUR CAR?

213. I HAVE TO REPLACE THE FRONT QUARTER PANEL

214. AND THE PASSENGER-SIDE GLASS.

215. OH BOY,

216. THOSE GLASS AND FENDER DUDES WILL REALLY SCREW YA'.

217. WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE MY MAN NICO,

218. TELL HIM YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE.

219. WELL, AM I A FRIEND OF YOURS, JERRI?

220. WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T...

221. WOULD I HAVE MADE YOU... THIS?

222. NICE, I MADE IT MYSELF.

223. OH, THANK YOU, JERRI.

224. RICKY, WILL YOU, UH...

225. MAYBE, I WAS THINKING, UH...

226. DO YOU WANNA MAYBE GO TO THE, UH...

227. I DUNNO, DANCE, DA— AHEM DANCE WITH ME?

228. OH, BUT WOULDN'T THAT CAUSE PROBLEMS, JERRI?

229. AH, PROBLEM'S MY MIDDLE NAME.

230. I PICKED IT UP IN FLORIDA 'BOUT 15 YEARS AGO.

231. HEY, THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM!

232. REALLY? WHAT A COINKA-DINK.

233. FLORIDA, UMPH, BEAUTIFUL WEATHER,

234. HARSH PENAL SYSTEM.

235. I KNOW A LOT OF YOU LADIES ARE GONNA BE ATTENDING

236. THE BIG DANCE ON FRIDAY.

237. BE PREPARED.

238. IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE CLEAN LINES

239. AROUND THE DELTA REGION.

240. NOW, JERRI, COME ON UP HERE.

241. WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.

242.

243. DROP THE DRAWERS, JERRI, AND RELAX.

244. OHHH... HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH WAX!

245. THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS YOU CAN GO

246. WHEN DEALING WITH THE AREA

247. ON EITHER SIDE OF THE "BACON STRIP."

248. I PREFER... A CLEAN SIMPLE...

249. LINE!

250.

251. OKAY...

252. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

253. HAVE FUN AT THE DANCE.

254. THANK YOU, JERRI.

255. CAN I TAKE THOSE HOME?

256. HEY, JERRI, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

257. A GREAT-LOOKING BACON STRIP FOR THE DANCE.

258. OOH, I BETTER.

259. SO... DID YOU ASK ANYBODY YET?

260. NO.

261. JERRI, THE DANCE IS THIS FRIDAY.

262. JERRI.

263. HI, CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT?

264. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU BOOTIES, LATER.

265. SEE YA', BABE. BYE.

266.

267. I'M HAVING SOME OF THE VIOLENT STUDENTS

268. WORK OUT THEIR AGGRESSION

269. ON THE PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS.

270. HA HA, OKAY...

271. JERRI...

272. WHAT'S THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT

273. YOU SPENDING TIME WITH THE NEW, NEW STUDENT?

274. WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

275. LET'S JUST SAY A JEALOUS LITTLE FILIPINO SNITCH TOLD ME.

276. DAMNIT, JERRI.

277. NEW STUDENTS LEAD TO BAD REPUTATIONS.

278. YEAH, BUT HE'S—

279. "IF WISHES AND BUTS WERE CLUSTERS OF NUTS,

280. WE'D ALL HAVE A BOWL OF GRANOLA."

281.

282. JERRI, COME ON, USE YOUR BRAIN,

283. MAKE SOME SMART CHOICES.

284. SPIKE JABBER'S MAKING EYES AT YOU.

285.

286.

287. IT'S RICKY!

288. RICKY!

289. I'M SORRY IT'S SO LATE.

290. BUT I HAD TO TALK TO SOMEBODY.

291. AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW

292. WHO DOESN'T HATE ME.

293. OH NO, SIT...

294. YOU CAN TALK TO ME, RICKY.

295. SHOVE YOUR WORDS INTO MY EARS.

296. I'M THINKING OF RUNNING AWAY.

297. WHAT... WH- WHA- IF YOU RUN AWAY,

298. IT WILL BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S HEART.

299. I'M AN ORPHAN, JERRI.

300. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY REAL MOTHER.

301. JUST WHAT GENETICS TELLS ME.

302. AND WHAT'S THAT?

303. SHE WAS PROBABLY A SHORT, SQUAT WOMAN

304. WITH THINNING HAIR AND A DEBILITATING OVERBITE.

305. MM, SHE SOUNDS PRETTY.

306. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO, RICKY.

307. I LIKE YOU.

308. I LIKE YOU A LOT.

309. OH, I LIKE YOU TOO, MOMMY.

310. UHNN...

311. WHAT?

312. I MEAN... "JERRI."

313. I'M-I-I WAS THINKING ABOUT HER.

314. LOOK I BETTER GO, BUT FIRST—

315. THEY FOUND THIS ON ME WHEN I WAS A BABY.

316. I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

317. IT'S A TOOTH.

318. THANK YOU, RICKY.

319. I'LL TREASURE IT.

320.

321. HEY, JERRI,

322. WE JUST GOT SOME UNSETTLING NEWS

323. THAT YOU AND THAT NEW STUDENT

324. GOT A COZY LITTLE FRIENDSHIP GOING.

325. OH, WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

326. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.

327. I'M NOT A SNITCH LIKE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND ORLANDO

328. WHO TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU AND THAT NEW STUDENT.

329. WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE!

330. OH YEAH, THEN WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE DANCE?

331. UH, WELL, UH...

332. I WAS GONNA ASK UH...

333. UH, SPIKE!

334. HUH?

335. I WAS JUST TELLING THE LADIES

336. ABOUT UM... OUR SADIE HAWKINS DATE!

337.

338. SEE?

339. SO YOU'RE NOT GOING WITH RICKY?

340. RICKY?

341. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

342. HE'S NOTHING LIKE US.

343. HE'S NEW!

344. RICKY!

345. I WAS JUST COMING TO GIVE YOU THIS COLLECTION OF SONNETS.

346. B-BUT I GUESS YOU WON'T WANT IT NOW.

347. OHHH, THIS BOOK MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.

348. DON'T LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING,

349. JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING...

350. I WILL ALWAYS, ALWAYS TREASURE THIS BOOK.

351. OR RATHER, Y'KNOW, WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.

352. WAY TO GO, JERRI!

353. YEAH, JERRI!

354. OH RICKY,

355. I'M SO SORRY, BUT...

356. WE CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE.

357. I JUST CAN'T BE NEW AGAIN.

358. LOOK, I'M GONNA GO GET SOME PUNCH.

359. I'M GONNA HIT THE CRAPPER.

360. WHEN I GET BACK, YOU BETTER BE HERE.

361. HOLD IT, RIGHT THERE AT THE BORDER, MI MUCHACHO.

362. YOU SEE, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,

363. THIS DANCE WASN'T ACCEPTING GREEN CARDS

364. FROM LOS ESTUDIANTES NUEVOS.

365. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DANCE, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

366. I CAME HERE TO LEAVE.

367. I JUST WANTED TO TELL JERRI.

368. RICKY!

369. GET OUTTA MY WAY!

370. I'M LEAVING FLATPOINT, JERRI.

371. WHAT? I DON'T BLAME YOU.

372. IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY DOING THE WRONG THINGS THE RIGHT WAY.

373. THAT'S FUNNY.

374. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

375. NO!

376. CLUB HIM!

377. YEAHH! YEAHH! YEAHH!

378. GRAB HIS LEGS! GRAB HIS LEGS!

379. PULL HIM OVER!

380. GET HIM... CLUB HIM!

381. WAIT!

382.

383. IS IT SO DIFFERENT TO BE NEW?

384. AND IS IT SO STRANGE TO BE DIFFERENT?

385. NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT NEW ISN'T BAD,

386. OF COURSE, IT IS.

387. BUT ON THIS ST. ARBOR'S DAY WEEK,

388. WE MUST REALIZE THAT THE NEW SAPLING

389. GROWS INTO THE MIGHTY OLD OAK

390. WHICH WE CUT DOWN TO MAKE OUR NEW AX HANDLES

391. WHICH IN TURN WE USE... TO CHOP DOWN

392. OUR MIGHTY OLD OAKS.

393. RICKY...

394. TH-THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, JERRI.

395. I HEREBY DECLARE, RICKY AND JERRI

396. MASTER AND MISTRESS OF "BOGEY NIGHTS."

397. FIT THEM WITH THEIR JACKETS!

398.

399.

400.

401. LET'S GO NOW!

402. JERRI!

403. NO, JERRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

404. JERRI, NO!

405.

406. WHEW!

407. THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, JERRI.

408. OHHH... HEH-HEH.

409. MMM...

410. MM... MMM...

411. I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING—

412. OH, THE GAP.

413. I GOT A TOOTH KNOCKED OUT

414. BY A BORDER GUARD DOWN IN FLORIDA

415. ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO.

416. HEY, I OUGHTA REPLACE IT WITH THIS.

417.

418. WOW, IT FITS PERFECTLY.

419. REMEMBER HOW I SAID I NEVER MET MY REAL MOTHER.

420. YEAH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

421. I-I THINK...

422. I THINK MAYBE I JUST HAVE.

423. OH MY DEAR LORD.

424. WHY, MOM? WHY?

425. LOOK UH...

426. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,

427. I WAS A TEENAGE RUNAWAY FOR 32 YEARS.

428. I DID THINGS I WOULDN'T FORCE ON A MULE.

429. AND THAT INCLUDES THINGS I FORCED ON A MULE.

430. YOU JUST GAVE ME AWAY!

431. NO, NO, NEVER.

432. I TRADED YOU FOR A GUITAR.

433. GOD...

434. AND ALL THESE YEARS I'VE WONDERED...

435. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUITAR?"

436. D-DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO MY REAL FATHER IS?

437. OF COURSE, OF COURSE I DO.

438. FLORIDA, FLORIDA, FLORIDA, FLORIDA.

439. IT WAS EITHER THIS OBESE BAIL BONDSMAN WITH A HARELIP,

440. OR A CUBAN.

441. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS A CUBAN

442. 'CAUSE THEY'RE THICK AS FLIES DOWN THERE.

443. BUT THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING.

444. THE IMPORTANT THING IS WE'RE TOGETHER NOW!

445. YOU JUST CAN'T WALTZ BACK INTO MY LIFE AND BE MY MOM!

446. WELL, MAYBE I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND?

447. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT.

448. BUT I'M TRANSFERRING OUT AGAIN.

449. MY FOSTER DAD JUST GOT A NEW JOB.

450. NO. I WON'T LET YOU GO! NOT NOW, NOT AGAIN!

451. I HAVE TO.

452. ALL RIGHT.

453. I GUESS IT'S FOR THE BEST, SEEMS.

454. I DON'T HAVE A JOB OR ANY MATERNAL INSTINCTS.

455. BUT AT LEAST I KNOW YOU'LL BE OUT THERE,

456. NOT RELYING ON ME.

457. GOOD-BYE, MOM?

458. WELL... CAN'T WE STILL MAKE OUT?

459. RICKY?

460. OH...

461. I HOPE SPIKE'S STILL KICKIN',

462. THE BACON STRIP'S SIZZLIN' !

463. C'MON... SPIKE!

464. WELL, LITTLE TREE, IT'S BEEN QUITE A WEEK.

465. I HOPE YOU GREW AS MUCH I DID.

466. I'VE LEARNED A LOT...

467. THAT GOLF CLEATS CAN REALLY RIP UP THE GYM FLOOR,

468. THAT THE VIOLENT MAKE PASSIONATE LOVERS,

469. AND THAT BEFRIENDING NEW PEOPLE

470. CAN LEAD TO HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CHILDREN...

471. ACCIDENTALLY.

472. WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEEK IN THE SUN.

473. GOOD NIGHT.