Strangers with Candy 1x3

Directed by Peter Lauer

Jacob Pitts as Craig Snow • John Eddins as Walter Lee Younger • Sandra Reaves-Phillips as Lena Younger • Regina Palian as Teacher

Jerri's starring role in the school play stirs up a dangerous cocktail of jealousy and regret in her stepmother, Sara

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1. Come out of the sun boy, eat your raisin toast.

2. Ain't you hungry?

3. You know what I hunger for, mama?

4. The wishbone from a turkey

5. so that I could make me a sling shot

6. and shoot my dreams back towards the stars!

7. How are you gonna shoot your dreams back towards the stars

8. when your head is in the clouds?

9. Now you listen to me boy...

10. a man is like a fruit...

11. "EITHER HE GROWS PROUD, RIPE AND JUICY

12. LIKE A RAISIN IN THE SUN."

13. OH GOD MOTHER, I WOULD BE SO RIGHT FOR THIS ROLE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY!

14. I WONDER WHAT IT PAYS?

15. HMM, I COULD JUST SEE THE PROGRAM NOW:

16. "STARRING JERRI BLANK, IN HER FIRST LEADING ROLE SINCE GETTING OUT OF PRISON

17. AS A HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN AT THE AGE OF 46."

18. DREAMS CAN HAPPEN.

19. IT'S NICE THAT YOU THINK THAT DEAR.

20. ALRIGHT PEOPLE...

21. LET'S FOCUS. HAVE A SEAT.

22. ALRIGHT.

23. CASTING DECISIONS

24. MY FINAL CHOICES

25. AND FOR THE PART OF ABEATHA

26. SUSAN CREAM.

27. SUSAN, CONGRATULATIONS.

28. WILL BE PLAYED BY CRAIG SNOW!

29. YOU'VE GOT SOME BIG SHOES TO FILL, MISTER.

30. PLAYED BY SIDNEY POITIER.

31. OH, HE'S GOOD...

32. AND FINALLY, BEING CAST IN THE LEAD FOR THE ROLE OF MAMA,

33. AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN...

34. JERRI BLANK!

35. THERE THEY ARE, THIS YEAR'S CAST OF "RAISIN IN THE SUN."

36. DIFFICULTY CASTING

37. WALTER SCOTT LEE,

38. THE YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE, YET TROUBLED SON,

39. SO WE CUT IT.

40. AND AS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE, THERE ARE ROLES FOR EVERYBODY—

41. YOU'LL ALL BE PLAYING TREES.

42. ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

43. WE'RE GONNA HAVE REHEARSAL TOMORROW, EARLY.

44. PLEASE BE PROMPT.

45. CONGRATULATIONS!

46. GOOD WORK, GOOD WORK... YES!

47. JERRI, CONGRATULATIONS.

48. THANKS.

49. ABOUT MAMA, PAGE TWO—

50. THE ROLE OF MAMA...

51. YEAH, I'D LIKE YOU TO... GAIN 40 POUNDS.

52. OH, COULDN'T I WEAR LIKE A— A FATTY SUIT?

53. I DON'T THINK SO.

54. REALISTIC AS POSSIBLE.

55. CONCENTRATE ON THIS REGION.

56. YOU'RE SELLING IT DOWN HERE!

57. OK... ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YA TUESDAY.

58. GOOD WORK, JERRI.

59. HEY, MOTHER, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!

60. JUST A SECOND JERRI, I'M LOOKING THROUGH MY OLD SCRAPBOOK.

61. AHHHH!

62. HA, HA, HA, HAAH!

63. AND HERE'S MY ONE-WOMAN PRODUCTION...

64. OF "12 ANGRY MEN."

65. LISTEN, I GOT CAST IN THE SCHOOL PLAY!

66. OH, THAT'S GREAT DARLING, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A WONDERFUL RAISIN.

67. NOW, WHEN I WAS IN THAT PRODUCTION, AS MAMA—

68. I'M PLAYING MAMA!

69. YOU KNOW, JERRI...

70. I'M A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED ABOUT THIS ACTING CAREER OF YOURS.

71. IT'S JUST A SCHOOL PLAY.

72. YES, WELL, IT STARTS OUT THAT WAY AND THEN...

73. SOMETHING WONDERFUL

74. AND THEN IT'S CRUSHED BY THE NEEDS OF OTHERS.

75. OH, HA HA, ANYWAY, BREAK A LEG.

76. GREAT.

77. "IT AIN'T JUST A SWEET DRIED GRAPE, ZOBO,

78. IT'S THE MEMORY OF ALL THAT SUNSHINE—"

79.

80. JERRI!

81. WHAT WAS IN THAT?

82. BREAKFAST.

83. WELL, WHAT KIND OF BREAKFAST WAS THAT?

84. A CUP OF RUM CAKE.

85. WE RAN OUT OF THE FLOUR.

86. DERRICK, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A CURTAIN?

87. MOM DIDN'T FOLD THE LAUNDRY.

88. RUM CAKE.

89. YOU'VE BEEN ACTING VERY STRANGE, MOTHER.

90. OH, EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ACTING WITH YOU NOW, JERRI,

91. NOW THAT YOU'RE A BIG ACTRESS.

92. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU LAY OFF HER, TROLL!

93. CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S SICK?

94. YOU KNOW YOU'RE GAY, RIGHT?

95. I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL MOM MEETS YOUR TEACHERS TODAY

96. A LOSER YOU ARE.

97. OH THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S PARENT/TEACHER DAY.

98. OH, NO NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME, MOTHER.

99. NONSENSE, JERRI, I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON A NICE OUTFIT.

100. NO, REALLY, IT'S JUST—

101. FIRST I THINK I'LL POUR MYSELF ANOTHER FOUR FINGERS OF BREAKFAST.

102. OHHH...

103. VIOLENT REVOLUTION,

104. HIS FOLLOWERS—

105. THIS IS FUN.

106. OOOHH, WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THIS YOUNG BUCK.

107. MOTHER!

108. THIS IS MY TEACHER.

109. HI, I'M CHUCK NOBLET.

110. WOOO "CHUCK," YOU KNOW WHAT THAT RHYMES WITH.

111. HA HA HA HA.

112. ONE OF OUR STUDENTS.

113. JERRI? WHO'S HE?

114. UMMMM...

115. OH, OUR LITTLE HOB GOBLIN.

116. WHAT'S THIS?

117. OH, THAT'S THE BEST OF THE BEST.

118. JERRI... JERRI... JERRI...

119. NOPE!

120. NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

121. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL

122. OF THE HONOR ROLL.

123. OF COURSE, I REIGNED OVER QUITE A FEW LISTS.

124. MOTHER!

125. I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST STREET WALKING DOWN MEMORY LANE.

126. HAVE MET YOU, MR. GOBLET—

127. NOBLET.

128. SPEAKING OF WHICH

129. THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM.

130. MOTHER, NOOOO!

131. JUST BE A MINUTE.

132. THIS IS FUN.

133. AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN?

134. OH, I'M— WHO?

135. HEY, JERRI.

136. HEY, CRAIG.

137. OH, MRS. BLANK, WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME SOUP?

138. DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING STRONGER?

139.

140. EXTREMELY PROUD PARENT.

141. OH, MY SON DERRICK IS A WONDERFUL BOY.

142. NO, I MEAN JERRI BEING CAST

143. "MAMA" IN "RAISIN IN THE SUN."

144. YOU KNOW, I HAD A VERY PROMISING CAREER AS AN ACTRESS

145. FLYING MONKEY HERE.

146. LET'S GO, MOTHER.

147. I TOOK A 16-YEAR HIATUS TO RAISE MY NATURAL SON, DERRICK,

148. TO THE FOOTLIGHTS

149. SLITHERING ALONG.

150. YOU KNOW, I DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 30.

151. TO KNOW ALL THAT, MOTHER?

152. YOU KNOW, I'M A PERSON, JERRI!

153. I'M NOT JUST YOUR STEP-MOTHER!

154. THERE'S A FACE BEHIND THIS MASK!

155. OK, WE'RE LEAVING, ALRIGHT.

156. CONVICT HANDS OFF OF ME!

157. IF YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT ACTRESS, ACT LIKE YOU RESPECT ME!

158. SHE'S GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE...

159. WITH A HINT OF EPILEPSY...

160. SHE'S DIABETIC... I'LL GIVE HER HER PILLS.

161. IN A FESTIVE MOOD TODAY.

162. UHHH... LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE PLAY, ALRIGHT?

163. HEY, YOU KNOW I'M CONSIDERING MEMORIZING MY LINES FOR IT.

164. WHY NOT, RIGHT?

165. COMMITMENT, JERRI.

166. HEY, YOU THINK SO?

167. YEAH, I MEAN YOU ALREADY GAINED ALL THAT WEIGHT.

168. WHAT?

169. COMING TO OPENING NIGHT?

170. WELL, MY REAL MOTHER'S DEAD

171. AND MY FATHER'S IN GREECE ON VACATION.

172. HOW 'BOUT YOURS CRAIG? JESUS!

173. I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE MAKING IT.

174. OH, WHAT A SHAME. HOW COME?

175. OHH, LET'S JUST SAY THEY'RE... ALCOHOLICS.

176. AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR LINES?

177. OH LOOK, I DON'T THINK SO.

178. THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD IDEA, ALRIGHT?

179. WE OPEN ON FRIDAY.

180. I KNOW.

181. RIGHT IN HERE, IF YOU WANT.

182. OH, UH... SHE MUST'VE... BUMPED HER HEAD ON THIS...

183. SHOT GLASS.

184. SHE DIDN'T BUMP HER HEAD, JERRI.

185. THAT YOUR MOTHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC

186. BUT, JERRI, IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

187. NO, I'VE HEARD HER SAY PLENTY OF TIMES THAT SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME.

188. TELL HIM.

189. SHE WAS PROBABLY DRUNK.

190. NO, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WAS SOBER.

191. LOOK, JERRI...

192. NO, YOU LOOK, CRAIG.

193. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME?

194. CAN'T YOU IMAGINE THE HEARTBREAK THAT I SHOULD BE FEELING?

195. JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY!

196. GO!

197. OK, OK... TREES, ONE MORE TIME.

198. WHEN YOU'RE ON STAGE, THIS...

199. IS THIS!

200. OK, GOOD.

201. OK, LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE UHH...

202. THE TOP OF SCENE FIVE, SHALL WE.

203. ABEATHA LIKE THAT?

204. BEFORE YOU BROKE HER.

205. GODDAMN IT!

206. WE HAVE ONE DAY, PEOPLE, THAT'S IT!

207. YOU KNOW, I ALREADY LOST A TREE BECAUSE OF AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM.

208. CRAIG, EXCELLENT JOB, PLEASE TAKE FIVE.

209. JERRI, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A SECOND.

210. JERRI, REMEMBER WHEN WE DISCUSSED

211. HOW YOU'D PLAY THIS CHARACTER AS IF

212. CHASED BY A—

213. EXACTLY.

214. FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE IT.

215. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY.

216. HERE, PUT THIS ON.

217. OK, NOW LET'S HEAR YOUR LINE.

218. AHEM... ZOBO—

219. YOU CAN STOP NOW.

220. IT'S DIFFICULT, ISN'T IT, WITH ALL THIS EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.

221. NOW, JERRI, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE HAVING SOME FAMILY PROBLEMS AT HOME.

222. AAH-NEE!

223. BUT SHE— I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

224. BUT I HAV— NEE-NOOH!

225. SHE— AH-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO.

226. BUT IF YOU CAN'T CHECK YOUR BAGGAGE AT THE DOOR BEFORE REHEARSAL,

227. SOMEONE ELSE—

228. NO! NEE!

229. SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE A FAMILY.

230. OK, GREAT, GOOD, FANTASTIC.

231. OH, AND YOU CAN STOP GAINING THE WEIGHT NOW.

232. YOU'RE MORE THAN THERE.

233. OK, GOOD.

234. WHERE'S MY RAISIN?

235. BACK IN THE LOCKER, LESLIE!

236. HEY, JERRI...

237. A JOKE?

238. LAST NIGHT, MY SILLY MOM AND DAD HAD A FEW BELTS

239. FLOOR LAMP INTO MY MOTHER'S HILARIOUS SKULL.

240. THIS TO LESLIE?

241. AND ME, WHY ME?

242. THE SAME HUMOROUS PROBLEM.

243. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

244. LOOK, JERRI, IF YOU EVER NEED TO LISTEN

245. THERE'S THIS GROUP I GO TO WHERE PEOPLE LOVE TO TALK.

246. IT'S FOR CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS.

247. IT'S CALLED "ALA-COHOLICS."

248. LOOK, I NEVER SAID MY MOM WAS AN ALCOHOLIC, ALRIGHT.

249. YEAH, SHE DRINKS A LOT, AND YEAH IT'S ALONE, AND YEAH MAYBE SHE CAN'T STOP,

250. BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE HAS A PROBLEM.

251. FOR HER, JERRI?

252. I'M NOT COVERING FOR HER, CRAIG.

253. I'M DEALING WITH THIS THE SAME WAY I DEALT

254. AND DRUG ADDICTION—

255. WITH LIES AND DELUSION.

256. I CAN'T FORCE YOU TO COME, JERRI.

257. TIPPLER'S LOUNGE EVERY NIGHT

258. WITH LIES AND DELUSION

259. WE'LL MAKE A PLACE FOR YOU.

260. WE'LL JUST TELL SOMEBODY TO LEAVE.

261. HEY, CRAIG, I'M SORRY THAT YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE SO... FUNNY.

262. THEY'RE A SCREAM.

263.

264.

265.

266. HEY, TROLL.

267. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

268. MOM DIDN'T COOK ANYTHING AGAIN.

269.

270. WHERE IS SHE?

271. RIGHT THERE, NOT COOKING ANYTHING.

272. I THINK SHE NEEDS A DOCTOR.

273. NO, DERRICK, WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A BARTENDER.

274. THIS FAMILY APART.

275.

276. LOOK, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE MYSELF

277. LET YOU DESTROY MY PLAY.

278. WHY DON'T WE START OFF AS USUAL WITH THE OBSCURITY PRAYER.

279. DEAR GOD, PLEASE GIVE ME THE STRENGTH

280. WHO DID THIS TO ME

281. WHO DIDN'T

282. TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

283. HI, MY NAME IS ONYX.

284. HI, ONYX. HI, ONYX.

285. AND I'M A CHILD OF... ALCOHOLICS.

286. COME HOME LATE AT NIGHT

287. HIS BREATH.

288. WOULD SEND HIM INTO AN UNSPEAKABLE RAGE.

289. HE SET THE PORCH ON FIRE.

290. I'M THINKING ABOUT MOVING OUT.

291. A PLACE THAT I COULD STAY?

292. OH WELL, I'M SURE IT WILL ALL WORK ITSELF OUT.

293. HI... UH... WELL, I'M JERRI.

294. HI, JERRI. HI, JERRI. HI, JERRI.

295. HI.

296. AND... UH... WELL, I'M, UH, I'M THE STEP-DAUGHTER

297. OF AN ALCOHOLIC.

298. A-AN-AND I'M ALSO AN ACTRESS

299. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 7:00

300. TICKETS AVAILABLE.

301. THAT WAS BRAVE, LADY.

302. IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST.

303. YOU KNOW, I CRIED WHEN I HAD NO SHOES

304. WHO HAD NO FEET

305. LAUGHED REALLY HARD.

306. MOTHER.

307. HI, JERRI, WE MISSED YOU FOR DINNER.

308. WE HAD A LOVELY... UMM... WINE IN MEAT SAUCE.

309. "DRINKING KILLS FEELINGS."

310. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT CRAP?

311. WELL, I WENT TO A PLACE TONIGHT

312. WHERE PEOPLE LISTEN, WHILE OTHER PEOPLE TALK.

313. OH, DID YOU GO TO ONE OF THOSE NICE MEETINGS

314. OF A BUNCH OF LOSERS

315. YOUR MOTHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC?

316. NO... I TOLD THEM MY STEP-MOTHER WAS AN ALCOHOLIC.

317. PBBBBFFFFT!

318. BUT I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.

319. WHENEVER I WANT!

320. WHY, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

321. WELL, IF YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LISTENER,

322. WHY DON'T YOU WATCH THIS!

323. TO MY MIXERS!

324. I GUESS SHE CAN STOP.

325. HEY, JERRI...

326.

327. MEETING AFTER THE PLAY.

328. YOU WANT TO COME?

329. AHH, I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE I'D GO TO THE CAST PARTY TONIGHT.

330. SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO MISS A LOT OF GREAT BLAMING.

331. YOU KNOW WHAT, CRAIG,

332. I DON'T THINK I'LL BE COMING TO ANY MORE OF THOSE MEETINGS.

333. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

334. WELL, MY STEP-MOTHER IS NOT DRINKING LIQUOR ANYMORE.

335. IT'S STRICTLY WINE AND BEER.

336. SO NOW... WELL, THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME.

337. THAT'S TOO BAD, JERRI, I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE COURAGE

338. BY THEIR FAULTS.

339. I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

340. OH, EVEN IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP

341. HAVE TO PAY YOUR DUES AT THE END OF THE MONTH.

342. HAVE A NICE SHOW.

343. HIS MANHOOD TODAY.

344. DIDN'T HE?

345. LINE.

346. "KIND OF LIKE A RAINBOW."

347. A RAINBOW— LINE.

348. "... OF MAGNIFICENT COLORS."

349. LINE.

350. "BLOSSOMING LIKE A RAISIN IN THE SUN."

351. THE END.

352.

353. BRAVO!

354. THIS IS MY DAUGHTER!

355. OH, EXCUSE ME.

356. I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY!

357. ERR, ERR, ERR, EEEERRRRR!

358. JERRI, I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL.

359. GOD DAMNIT!

360. GOD— GOD DAMNIT!

361.

362. YOU KNOW, CRAIG, YOU WERE RIGHT.

363. LET UP ON THE BLAMING.

364. THAT'S OKAY, JERRI.

365. THAT BANGING?

366. I DON'T HEAR ANY BANGING, YOU OUGHTTA GET THAT CHECKED.

367. EMBARRASSMENT LAST NIGHT.

368. OHHH-HO, OH, WAS I?

369. THE REVIEWS?

370. "THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING

371. OF THE PORTLY LEADING LADY—"

372. JUST STOP IT!

373. "GEOFFREY JELLINECK'S SCENERY WAS FINALLY PUT TO USE"--

374. SHUT UP!

375. "WHEN SARA BLANK TOOK TO THE FLOORBOARDS

376. TO THE STARS"--

377. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DRUNK!

378. MAYBE I AM, BUT I HAVE A DAMN GOOD REASON!

379. OH YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL CRAIG YOUR "DAMN GOOD REASON."

380. KILL THE PAIN!

381. PLEASE.

382. FROM YOUR REHEARSAL.

383. YET TO BE DREAMT.

384. LOOK AT ME... I'M A SIZE EIGHT.

385. PETER PAN HAS GOTTEN OLD.

386. I'M NEVER GONNA GET A CHANCE TO GIVE THE TIN MAN HIS HOOK.

387. BRAVA, MRS. BLANK, BRAVA!

388. OH C'MON, YOU'RE NOT BUYING INTO THIS CRAP, ARE YOU?

389. YES, BECAUSE YOU SEE, SOMETIMES WHEN LIFE BECOMES TOO PAINFUL

390. IT'S BETTER JUST TO BE... A DRUNK.

391. DRINK?

392. I'D LOVE ONE.

393. I SEE, SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO BE A HAPPY GIN-SOAKED GRAPE

394. RAISIN IN THE SUN.

395. CUT! THAT'S A WRAP EVERYONE!

396. BLEEECCCHHHH!

397. UMMM!

398. UUMMM...

399. GO, GO, GO.

400. HI, I'M JERRI BLANK.

401. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN TONIGHT

402. WITH THE IDEA OF ALCOHOLISM,

403. FACT REMAINS

404. PLAGUE AMERICA'S CHILDREN.

405. NOW HERE'S OUR OWN MR. NOBLET

406. READING LANGSTON HUGHES' "A DREAM DEFERRED."

407. DREAM DEFERRED?

408. LIKE A RAISIN IN THE SUN?

409. AND THEN RUN?

410. LIKE ROTTEN MEAT?

411. LIKE A SYRUPY SWEET?

412. LIKE A HEAVY LOAD...

413. OR DOES IT EXPLODE?

414.