Strangers with Candy 1x2

Directed by Peter Lauer

Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Maura Leaden as Dizzy • McKenna Leaden as Dizzy • Mark C. Sarion as Kim Luc

In order to teach students the responsibility of taking care of a baby, Coach Wolf gives each student a baby.

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1. I UNDERSTAND THESE ARE BROKEN.

2. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

3. I CAN WAIT.

4. JUST BE A MINUTE.

5. SO IS THAT YOUR BOY OUT THERE ON THE PLAYGROUND?

6. SHAMUS?

7. YEAH, HE'S A REAL SCRAPPER.

8. SURE DOES MISS HIS MOM.

9. WHAT... UHH... ?

10. WE LOST HER TO, UMM...

11. LET'S JUST SAY SHE WENT QUICKLY.

12. SORRY.

13. HOW 'BOUT YOU?

14. IS THAT YOUR BOY TAKING OVER THE MONKEY BARS OUT THERE?

15. THAT'S TOBY.

16. CERTAINLY IS A HANDFUL FOR A SINGLE PARENT.

17. I'M SORRY, IS THERE NO MRS... UMMM...

18. JELLINECK. GEOFFREY JELLINECK. I'M THE NEW ART TEACHER.

19. OH, OF COURSE YOU ARE.

20. HI, I'M CHUCK NOBLET: SOCIAL STUDIES, CREATIVE WRITING,

21. SCHOOL NEWSPAPER, ASSISTANT TO THE PRINCIPAL.

22. WHAT DON'T YOU DO?

23. GET MY LESSON PLANS IN ON TIME.

24. I HEAR YA.

25. HEY, I'M HOGGING THIS THING, GET IN HERE.

26. SO... UMMM... OH, I'M SORRY.

27. IS THERE NO MRS. JELLINECK?

28. NO.

29. DIVORCE?

30. SHE WAS UHH... SHE WAS MURDERED.

31. SOMETIMES THAT CAN BE JUST AS PAINFUL.

32. HI, I'M JERRI BLANK.

33. I'M A 46-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.

34. 32 YEARS AGO I RAN AWAY

35. AND BECAME ENTANGLED IN THE SLITHERING UNDERBELLY OF AMERICA.

36. I HAD A LOT OF FUN, DID A LITTLE TIME,

37. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL,

38. LIVING AT HOME,

39. PICKING UP MY LIFE EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF.

40. ( Jellineck ) OH YEAH... ( Noblet ) OHHH YEAH...

41. ANY QUESTIONS?

42. OKAY, TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT REPRODUCTION...

43. AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.

44. IN ORDER FOR YOU TO LEARN WHAT IT'S LIKE

45. TO TAKE CARE OF A TEN-POUND "BABY,"

46. EACH OF YOU WILL BE TAKING CARE OF...

47. A TEN-POUND BABY.

48. FIRST UP, JERRI BLANK.

49. BUT I'VE HAD PLENTY OF BABIES!

50. JUST NONE I'VE CARRIED TO FULL TERM.

51. COME GET THE BABY, JERRI.

52. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THIS.

53. THE POINT, JERRI, IS FOR YOU TO LEARN A VALUABLE LESSON.

54. WHICH IS?

55. IF I TOLD YOU THE LESSON,

56. YOU WOULDN'T BE LEARNING IT, I'D BE TEACHING IT.

57. ALRIGHT, MOVING RIGHT ALONG...

58. P-O-V-E-R-T-Y.

59. POVERTY.

60. ( bell rings )

61. JERRI, WHERE'S IT GOING TO SLEEP?

62. SLEEP?

63. YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FEED IT?

64. FEED IT?

65. HOW MUCH IS IT WORTH?

66. 70 G's ON THE BLACK MARKET.

67. TWICE THAT IF THE EYES STAY BLUE!

68. SO LOOK WHO'S A SINGLE MOTHER!

69. I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT COACH WOLF

70. IS GIVING AWAY INFANTS TO YOU PEOPLE.

71. RUB SOME VITAMIN E INTO ITS SKULL,

72. HELPS CLOSE THE FONTANEL.

73. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

74. YOU CAN LEARN MORE AT THE LIBRARY.

75. I'LL GO THERE NOW.

76. ( male on recording ) So you have a new baby.

77. ( bing )

78. And you're a single mother because, for whatever reason,

79. your partner has left you.

80. ( bing )

81. Maybe you chased him off with your shifting moods.

82. ( bing )

83. Maybe he found someone younger who did not have a baby.

84. ( bing )

85. Maybe you just wouldn't shut up about the baby,

86. "baby this, baby that."

87. ( bing )

88. Well, the fact is, he's gone, and I for one, don't blame him.

89. Good luck.

90. THAT WAS INFORMATIVE!

91. HEY, MOTHER, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL TODAY.

92. JERRI, JERRI, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M ON HOLD.

93. I BET YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THEY GAVE ME IN HEALTH CLASS.

94. YES... YES!

95. EVERYTHING IS WORKING OUT JUST FINE WITH KIM LUC.

96. YES, NOTHING ENHANCES YOUR LIFE MORE

97. THAN HAVING A CAMBODIAN WAR REFUGEE

98. STAY WITH YOU IN YOUR BASEMENT.

99. NEVER MIND.

100. YES, WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING A BENEFIT ON— WHAT IS IT...

101. AHHH, HELLO, BABY!

102. HEY, TROLL, I HEARD THE NEWS!

103. HOW ARE YOU GONNA BREASTFEED IT WITH THOSE YAMS OF YOURS?

104. YOU KNOW, DERRICK...

105. YESTERDAY I WOULD'VE FOUND THAT VERY AMUSING,

106. BUT NOW THAT I'M A MOTHER, I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON.

107. IT SOFTENS YOU.

108. SO TAKE A HIKE, DICK-LICK.

109. YOU'RE LUCKY THIS DOORKNOB'S HERE.

110. I'LL BE LURKING.

111. THERE YOU GO.

112. HUH... YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

113. NICE AND SHINY.

114. I CAN'T GIVE THIS TO YOU, IT'S TOO BIG.

115. WHAT?

116. SOMEONE'S BEEN DRINKING!

117. BOYYY... I'M GONNA CALL YOU "DIZZY."

118. I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TEACH YOU, DIZZY.

119. AND APPARENTLY YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO TEACH ME.

120. JUST WONDER WHAT THE LESSON COULD BE?

121. GO TO SLEEP.

122. ( Dizzy crying )

123. OH, I HAVEN'T HAD A NIGHT LIKE THAT SINCE... LAST NIGHT.

124. UHH!

125. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

126. OH, YOU GOT A LOAD FOR MOMMY, HUH?

127. NO... YOU'RE CLEAN.

128. OH MY DEAR LORD...

129. UHHHH...

130. JERRI, PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN, KIM LUC'S TRYING TO SCREAM.

131. COME ON DARLING, WHO'S TO BLAME?

132. WAS IT MOMMY?

133. PRY OUT OF THAT WOMB, HONEY...

134. MORNING PLUG.

135. JERK OFF.

136. BYE, DADDY.

137. MR. JELLINECK, I CAN'T FORM THE POT!

138. EE-EASY THERE.

139. OKAY, LOOK...

140. GRASP THE POT LIKE YOU WOULD A MISCHIEVOUS CHILD'S NECK.

141. DIG YOUR THUMBS IN THERE

142. LIKE YOU'RE GOUGING OUT THE EYES OF AN ENEMY.

143. YES, THAT'S GOOD!

144. I'M GONNA GO RUN AND GET SOME CEREAL,

145. YOU ALMOST GOT A BOWL THERE.

146. SORRY I'M LATE.

147. THAT'S OKAY, JERRI, HAVE A SEAT.

148. DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU GET HERE, JUST WHAT TIME.

149. OK, EVERYBODY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE

150. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS.

151. UH-HUH, LET'S GET EM' OUT.

152. YEAH, VERY NICE...

153. UH-HUH... THAT'S GOOD...

154. I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

155. ANNE, VERY NICE.

156. FRANK, WHAT IS THAT, A BUNNY?

157. I LIKE IT.

158. TAMMI, UHH, THAT NEEDS A HEAD.

159. JERRI, DO YOU HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT?

160. WHAT IS IT?

161. CLEARLY, IT'S A MONKEY'S PAW.

162. WELL, UHH, I-I... AN ASHTRAY?

163. UHH... A SLEEPING PILL.

164. OH, I CAN'T DO THIS, I'M SO TIRED.

165. I'M SO TIRED, MR. JELLINECK.

166. LOOK, I'M A SINGLE MOTHER.

167. JERRI, THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

168. SPIRO HERE HAD A SWIMMING PRACTICE,

169. AND LOOK WHAT HE WAS ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH.

170. LOOK, JERRI, IN LIFE WE ALL HAVE OUR "BABIES,"

171. BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN TO PRIORITIZE.

172. I MEAN LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SON.

173. HE'S NOT ALWAYS FIRST ON THE LIST.

174. OFTEN HE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE THE LIST.

175. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

176. OH, UHH, OH... DIZZY!

177. OK, EVERYBODY LET'S, UHH... CRACK A WINDOW.

178. GO PLAY.

179. JERRI!

180. HEY, JERRI.

181. WE'RE HEADING OVER TO "EL CARNE LOCO," YOU WANNA COME?

182. HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT!

183. THEN WE GO TO TWEETZIE RAILROAD

184. AND THROW SOME ROCKS AT THE INDIAN!

185. OH... OH LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD...

186. I SHOULD SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH DIZZY.

187. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO.

188. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER.

189. I SURE WOULD LIKE TO THROW SOME ROCKS AT THE INDIAN.

190. OH WELL, I GOT A BABY NOW... I GOT A BABY.

191. IT DOESN'T MATTER, 'CAUSE WE'RE A HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY NOW.

192. WE'RE GONNA SPEND ALL OUR TIME TOGETHER,

193. JUST YOU AND...

194. OH HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS.

195. LISTEN, DIZZY...

196. I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU RIGHT HERE, ALRIGHT?

197. ONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE BOUND TO PICK YOU UP.

198. I MEAN, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT, RIGHT?

199. WE'RE NOT CLICKING.

200. I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER

201. ANY MORE THAN YOU WANT TO CHANGE MINE.

202. DIZZY!

203. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE!

204. I'M DOING THIS FOR THE BOTH OF US...

205. WELL, ONE OF US.

206. BUT I'M DOING IT TWICE AS HARD.

207. JESUS!

208. ( laughing )

209. ( horn honking )

210. OH...

211. MOTHER?

212. COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

213. OH, CAN YOU MAKE IT QUICK, JERRI?

214. I HAVE A CAMBODIAN WAR CRIMINAL WAITING FOR ME IN THE BASEMENT.

215. WELL, UH, MOTHER, UHM, WELL...

216. WHAT'S IT LIKE RAISING DERRICK AND ME?

217. BEING A MOTHER...

218. IS THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO TO A CHILD, JERRI.

219. I HAVE BEEN SO LUCKY TO HAVE DERRICK.

220. HE'S BEEN A PERFECT ANGEL.

221. AS FOR WHAT IT WAS LIKE RAISING YOU,

222. WELL, I'VE GOT NO IDEA, DARLING.

223. I DO KNOW THAT WHEN YOU RAN AWAY,

224. IT KILLED YOUR REAL MOTHER.

225. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

226. NO.

227. WELL, I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET SOME SLEEP NOW.

228. YOU HAVE A LOT OF SLEEPING TO DO,

229. AND I'VE GOT TO GET BACK DOWNSTAIRS TO KIM LUC.

230. I'M TRYING MEMORY REGRESSION ON HIM,

231. AND I HAVE HIM STUFFED INTO A BAMBOO CAGE.

232. SLEEP TIGHT, SWEET— AND YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE HOLE IN YOUR...

233. ( p.a. system ) Jerri Blank, please report to principal Blackman's office.

234. JERRI, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

235. DIZ! HA, HAA!

236. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU RAN AWAY FROM ME... LAST NIGHT?

237. WHERE, UH, WHERE'D YOU FIND IT?

238. WE CAN THANK MY LUCKY CHARMS

239. THIS BABY HAS BEEN DELIVERED UNTO US.

240. IF MR. JELLINECK AND MR. NOBLET

241. HAD NOT BEEN IN THE PARK LAST NIGHT AT 3:00 a.m.

242. THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE STUMBLED ACROSS THIS TINY TYKE

243. BEHIND A CLUSTER OF BOXWOODS SLEEPING LIKE A LOG.

244. WELL, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, BLANK?

245. I HAVE NO EXCUSES,

246. BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY.

247. IF LEARNING IS WRONG...

248. WHAT WERE JELLINECK AND NOBLET DOING IN THE PARK AT 3:00 a.m. ?

249. HMMM... THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

250. NOBLET?

251. ( bell rings )

252. WELL, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

253. LOOK, JERRI, YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE IN SOME VERY HOT WATER.

254. DEEP, TOO.

255. WHY? IT'S STILL ALIVE AND HAS A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!

256. JERRI, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

257. IS THIS BECAUSE I CIRCUMCISED IT?

258. THE POINT, JERRI, IS THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THE BABY

259. UNTIL YOU LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON.

260. HAVE YOU LEARNED IT?

261. YES, I HAVE... WHAT IS IT?

262. CLEARLY, SHE HASN'T.

263. JERRI...

264. WE'RE GIVING YOU THE BABY BACK.

265. GOD DAMN IT!

266. MAY A NEST OF PUERTO RICANS TAKE YOUR MOTHER—

267. JERRI, PLEASE!

268. I CAN'T DO THIS, PLEASE... !

269. COACH WOLF, CAN'T WE TEAM JERRI UP

270. WITH SOMEONE ELSE ON THIS PROJECT?

271. BUT THE WHOLE POINT OF IT

272. WAS HER TO LEARN THIS LESSON ON HER OWN.

273. EXACTLY.

274. AND THE ONLY WAY SHE'S GONNA LEARN THIS LESSON ON HER OWN

275. IS WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

276. I SUPPOSE WE COULD HOOK HER UP WITH TAMMI LITTLENUT.

277. SHE WAS ON DECK TO GET THE BABY NEXT.

278. THERE YOU GO, BLANK.

279. YEAH, TAMMI LITTLENUT!

280. WE'D BE JUST LIKE A LITTLE FAMILY.

281. JERRI...

282. HEY, I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS PROJECT.

283. HA, YEAH, ME TOO.

284. BOY, TAMMI, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A GREAT MOMMY.

285. YOU CERTAINLY GOT THE HIPS FOR IT.

286. SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO FIRST?

287. WELL, I THOUGHT WE'D GO GET SOME POPCORN SHRIMP,

288. THEN, UH, MAYBE, UH, GO PICK YA OUT A NEW TOP,

289. AND THEN GO TO THE ROCK QUARRY AND GO SKINNY DIPPING, HMM?

290. WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNAPPING TURTLES!

291. DO YOU REALLY THINK BRINGING A BABY

292. TO THE ROCK QUARRY IS A GOOD IDEA?

293. OH, RIGHT, THE BABY...

294. WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST HANG ON TO IT FOR A WHILE.

295. AREN'T WE BOTH SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY?

296. THAT'S A JOB FOR THE MOMMY.

297. AREN'T WE BOTH THE MOMMY?

298. LISTEN TO YOURSELF, TAMMI, TWO MOMMIES?

299. NOW, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE DIZZY,

300. AND UH...

301. GO A LITTLE LIGHTER ON THE LIPSTICK.

302. IT LOOKS A LITTLE TRAMPY.

303. OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

304. OH LISTEN, TAKE A HIKE, BUBBLES.

305. HERE COMES MY OLD LADY.

306. ALL RIGHT? I'LL CHECK YOU LATER.

307. HI, JERRI.

308. HEY THERE, COPPERHEAD...

309. AW, WHAT'D YOU BRING THE BABY FOR, HUH?

310. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

311. I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE HAVING LUNCH.

312. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE BABY?

313. WELL, I WAS HOPING ON SOME UH, SOME "JERRI TIME."

314. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

315. NOT REALLY.

316. LISTEN, JERRI, CAN YOU TAKE DIZ FOR ME?

317. I'VE GOT GYM NEXT PERIOD.

318. LOOK...

319. SIMIAN AND I ARE HANGING OUT NEXT PERIOD, OKAY?

320. WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME LIAR'S POKER.

321. BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE THE RESPONSIBILITY—

322. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT THIS, ALRIGHT?

323. SUBJECT CLOSED.

324. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME MILK FOR THE BABY.

325. WHAT— AND I DON'T GET THIRSTY, HUH?

326. WHERE WERE YOU?

327. WHAT?

328. I'LL REPEAT THE QUESTION—

329. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

330. UH, UH, I WAS GETTING—

331. DON'T LIE TO ME, TAMMI.

332. I SAW YOU RIGHT OVER THERE TALKING TO JIMMY GOOSEY.

333. I JUST SAID "HI."

334. OH REALLY?

335. IS THAT HOW THEY SAY "HI" IN WHORE-VILLE?

336. JERRI, I DON'T WANNA HAVE LUNCH.

337. I'M JUST GONNA TAKE DIZ AND GO FOR A WALK.

338. YOU'RE TAKING MY CHILD NOWHERE!

339. CLEAN IT UP.

340. WHAT?

341. I SAID, CLEAN IT UP!

342. YOU ARE FRIGHTENING THE BABY!

343. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOULD YOU SHUT THAT THING UP!

344. I'M SORRY...

345. HMM, SO SORRY, HUHH...

346. LOOK AT MY LITTLE LAMB.

347. WHAT'CHA SO FRIGHTENED ABOUT, HUH?

348. I'D NEVER HIT YOU.

349. I'D NEVER HIT'CHA.

350. HUH?

351. I JUST GOT THIS TEMPER, YOU SEE.

352. I JUST GET SO FRUSTRATED WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN.

353. HUH?

354. YA UNDERSTAND?

355. I NEED YOU TO SAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND.

356. I UNDERSTAND.

357. ALRIGHT.

358. JUST LEAVE THE BABY WITH DADDY

359. AND GO GET YOURSELF FIXED UP, ALRIGHT.

360. COME ON.

361. WOMEN!

362. WHAT ARE YA LOOKING AT!

363. SO HOW'S THE PROJECT GOING WITH TAMMI?

364. NAH, SHE'S A WEIRD WOLF.

365. SHE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.

366. BUT I HAVE A FEELING...

367. SHE'S GONNA BE COMING AROUND REAL SOON.

368. JERRI, WHAT'S GOING ON?

369. I GOT YOUR CALL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH DIZZY?

370. OH, HE'S FINE.

371. WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN

372. AND I'LL EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING.

373. COME ON.

374. I ORDERED THE VICE CHANNEL— PRETTY GOOD MOVIES.

375. THEY CUT OUT BEFORE "THE MONEY SHOT"

376. BUT YOU COULD STILL SEE PLENTY OF, UH, "THE PINK."

377. WHAT IS THIS ABOUT, JERRI?

378. WHERE'S DIZZY?

379. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

380. FOR WHAT WENT DOWN TODAY IN THE CAFETERIA.

381. YOU CAN REALLY, REALLY PUSH MY BUTTONS,

382. BUT I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.

383. I FIGURED WE'RE NOT THE PROBLEM.

384. SEE, WE WORK.

385. DIZZY'S THE PROBLEM.

386. IF WE COULD JUST GET PAST THAT BABY,

387. WE COULD GET BACK TO WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT US.

388. I GOT YOU SOMETHING... TRY IT ON.

389. WHERE IS DIZZY, JERRI?

390. CALM DOWN...

391. DIZZY IS WITH KIM LUC RIGHT NOW.

392. THEY'RE MEETING WITH A VERY WEALTHY FAMILY.

393. NOW, YOU AND I... CAN FOCUS...

394. ON WHAT MAKES YOU AND ME CLICK.

395. TOAST?

396. YOU'RE CRAZY!

397. PEE ON ME.

398. THAT'S PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN AND COACH WOLF.

399. I CALLED THEM BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE,

400. AND I TOLD THEM SOMETHING WEIRD WAS GOING ON HERE.

401. HUH, WELL I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE THERE, TAM,

402. BUT THAT'S NOT BLACKMAN.

403. THAT'S A CHINK WITH SOME SPIC FOOD I ORDERED

404. HOPING YOU AND I WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.

405. BUT I GUESS THAT'S NOT IN THE CARDS, IS IT?

406. LOOK, WHEN BLACKMAN GETS HERE, I'LL TELL HIM THE WHOLE TRUTH.

407. I'M SO SORRY, TAMMALA, ALRIGHT?

408. NOW JUST STAY HERE, CHILL OUT,

409. AND I'LL GO GET RID OF THE DELIVERY GUY, ALRIGHT?

410. HEH, HEHHH.

411. I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!

412. TAMMI'S IN THERE AND SHE CAME UP WITH SOME CRAZY PLOT WITH—

413. KIM LUC!

414. YES, WE APPREHENDED HIM AT THE TASTY SHAKE.

415. I WAS BUYING MYSELF A FOOT-LONG.

416. DID HE, UH... DID HE SAY ANYTHING?

417. OH YES, PLENTY.

418. BUT ALL IN THAT UNINTELLIGIBLE JABBER OF HIS.

419. ANYWAY, KIM LUC AND TAMMI TRIED SELLING DIZZY TO THE UH...

420. TO THE BLACK MARKET.

421. I'M SO GLAD YOU CAUGHT HIM, 'CAUSE TAMMI'S IN THERE NOW,

422. AND I THINK SHE'S HIGH.

423. SHE EXPECTS ME TO RUN OFF WITH HER.

424. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

425. WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION OUT HERE?

426. NOBLET, JELLINECK, I'M GLAD YOU GOT MY MESSAGE.

427. MESSAGE?

428. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN, THANK THE LORD YOU'RE HERE.

429. JERRI COOKED UP SOME CRAZY PLOT WITH KIM LUC

430. TO SELL DIZZY TO THE BLACK MARKET!

431. I'M SORRY, TAMMI, THAT STORY SOUNDS PRETTY FLIMSY

432. THE SECOND TIME AROUND.

433. NOBLET, JELLINECK, CART THEM AWAY.

434. AND THE BABY GOES BACK TO MOTHER.

435. I'M THRILLED.

436. UH, I'LL SURE MISS TAMMI, THOUGH.

437. IT WAS A LOT EASIER BEING A SINGLE MOTHER

438. WHEN I WAS THE FATHER.

439. WHAT'S THAT, JERRI?

440. I WAS JUST SAYING THAT IT'S EASIER BEING A SINGLE MOTHER

441. WHEN I WAS NEITHER SINGLE NOR THE MOTHER.

442. THAT'S THE LESSON, JERRI, CONGRATULATIONS!

443. NOBODY'S EVER LEARNED THE LESSON BY DAY THREE.

444. YOU MUST BE EXCEPTIONALLY UNFIT FOR MOTHERHOOD.

445. I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.

446. WELL, LET'S TAKE THIS BABY BACK

447. AND PASS HIM ON TO SOME OTHER STUDENTS

448. WHO I HOPE ARE AS EQUALLY UNFIT.

449. DADDY!

450. GO ON HOME, JERRI BLANK, YOU'VE HAD A LONG DAY.

451. ONE THING STRIKES ME AS ODD...

452. WHY WOULD TAMMI CALL US,

453. IN EFFECT, ALERTING US TO HER EVIL DEED?

454. TO TAUNT YOU WITH HER CRIME?

455. WORKS FOR ME, GOOD NIGHT.

456. AHHH, I MISS FLORIDA.

457. WELL, THINGS ARE PRETTY MUCH BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.

458. KIM LUC IS SERVING 5 TO 10 FOR RACKETEERING.

459. AND AS FOR DIZZY, WELL,

460. HE'S STILL GETTING PASSED FROM STUDENT TO STUDENT.

461. AND EACH DAY HE GETS OLDER AND OLDER.

462. AND I'M HAUNTED BY ONE SAD FACT—

463. HIS BLACK-MARKET VALUE IS DROPPING LIKE A STONE.

464. AND AS FOR THAT LITTLE RED-HEADED SPITFIRE TAMMI LITTLENUT,

465. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY...

466. THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES.

467. MMM!