Strangers with Candy 1x10

Directed by Peter Lauer

Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Mitch Rouse as Officer Savillion • Stephanie Sanditz as Trish • Martin Zentz as Stoner Guy #1

Jerri reverts back to her old ways and succumbs to drugs in an attempt to win the affection of a beautiful female stoner

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1. I'VE GRADED YOUR TERM PAPERS.

2. A "D"!

3. THANK YOU, MR. NOBLET!

4. DON'T THANK ME, JERRI. YOU EARNED IT.

5. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PULLED IT TOGETHER, BUT GOOD FOR YOU.

6. ON THE FINAL EXAM

7. AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE MOVING ON TO SOPHOMORE YEAR.

8. A "D"...

10. HOLD ON A MINUTE, JERRI.

11. I'VE GOT SOMETHING I'D... LIKE TO SAY.

12. ROLLER COASTER OF A YEAR,

13. AND I'VE BEEN PRETTY TOUGH ON YOU AT TIMES,

14. AND I'M SURE YOU THINK THAT I HATE YOU.

15. TO KNOW...

16. THAT I HATE YOU.

17. I HATE YOU TOO, MR. NOBLET.

18. SHOULDN'T HUG.

19. YEAH, PROBABLY NOT.

20. OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG.

21. HI, I'M JERRI BLANK,

22. AND I'M A 46-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.

23. OOH! HA, HA, HA...

24. A 46-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL SOPHOMORE

25. THESE GRADES UP.

26. LOCK THE DOOR.

27.

28. I'M GONNA PASS MY EXAMS

29. SPEND ALL SUMMER

30. SANTA'S PLAYLAND.

31. HEY, I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DERAIL THE TODDLER TRAIN!

32. THOSE YOUNGSTERS SPILL.

33. JERRI!

34.

35. FOCUS!

36. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.

37. HEY...

38. THE KUNG FU SCHOOL?

39. MY MASTER.

40. BY MY HAND.

41. HEH HEH HEH.

42. ARE CREEPS.

43. I DON'T KNOW...

44. I THINK THEY'RE KINDA... SEXY.

45. THOSE DOPERS, JERRI,

46. THEY'RE CAREER FRESHMEN.

47. I'D HATE TO SEE YOU GETTIN' MIXED UP

48. IN THE WRONG CROWD.

49. OH, YEAH...

50. YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

51. OKAY, C'MON, ORLANDO, BRING IT ON!

52. LET'S GO, TRISH!

53. ARM OUT, BACK UP!

54. YOU HEARD ME, GRIND THAT PELVIS INTO THE LEATHER AND SMACK IT...

55. SMACK IT... SMACK IT!

56. OK... I'M DONE.

57. NEXT!

58. C'MON, C'MON, NEXT UP, LET'S GO!

59. AND RIDE IT...

60. WAY TO SMACK IT.

61. THANKS, I TRY.

62. I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

63. CAN I GET SOME WATER?

64. I'M A LITTLE DRY.

65. I'M PLENTY WET...

66. HEH HEH HEH, SERIOUSLY.

67. YOU'RE FUNNY, JERRI.

68. YEAH?

69. C'MON...

70. SOMETHING.

71. BACK AT 'CHA.

72. YEAH, CLAMP, CLAMP, TIGHTEN!

73. SO WHO GOES FIRST?

74. CHECK IT OUT.

75. UMMM!

76. THAT'S QUITE A HUMIDOR YOU GOT THERE.

77.

78. UMM... "SKUNK WEED."

79. WANNA HIT?

80. NO, I'M NOT INTO POT.

81. ARE YOU SURE?

82. OKAY, LET'S BURN IT DOWN.

83. CLOSE YOUR EYES, JERRI.

84. WHAT DO YOU SEE?

85.

86. NOTHING UNUSUAL.

87.

88. OHH GOD, I SEE A CARNIVAL OF COLORS!

89. AND GRAYS...

90. UH! DON'T YA JUST LOVE THIS SONG!

91.

92. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?

93. OHH MAN!

94. UMM!

95. OH! MAN!

96. WHOO!

97.

98.

99. TOTALLY.

100. I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE...

101. THEY'RE GONNA UNTIE HER TUBES.

102. AH HA HA HA.

103. HEY, TROLL, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE

104. MAKING DINNER TONIGHT?

105. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, DICK-A-LICIOUS,

106. THE TURKEY IN THE OVEN.

107. HEY, LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT SOME HOOPS.

108. STROKE-A-DELIC'S BUMMING MY STONE.

109. TROLL!

110. MY BASKETBALL!

111. AH, HA HA HA!

112. YOU'RE ALL HOPPED UP ON THAT WEED.

113. THAT'S RIGHT, AND IT'S A VERY EXPENSIVE HABIT.

114. SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I CUT OUT ONE OF YOUR LIVERS

115. ON THE BLACK MARKET.

116. I'M A COWARD.

117. HEY, FRANKENFAG!

118. YOUR BASKETBALL!

119.

120.

121. FIRING IN THE KILN.

122. HEATS UP TO 1500 DEGREES.

123. IN PERSPECTIVE

124. IMAGINE ONE DEGREE...

125. 1500 TIMES!

126. OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR PROJECTS BY.

127. WE'LL SET THEM ON THIS SLATE.

128. OH PEPPER, A TURTLE, VERY NICE!

129. WE'VE GOT SOME DICE— THOSE ARE FUN...

130. GOT THERE, JERRI?

131. LET'S JUST SAY... IT'S A BONG.

132. HMM... NO CARPAL, INTERESTING.

133. OKAY, AS SOON AS THESE ARE BAKED,

134. WE'LL GLAZE THEM!

135. THEY'RE BAKED

136. WE'LL GET BAKED.

137. AH, HA HA HA HA...

138. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN! PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN!

139. YES... WHAT IS IT?

140. BAD SEEDS IN THIS SCHOOL

141. INTO WEEDS

142. THE HEALTHY PLANTS

143. THAT ARE THE GOOD STUDENTS.

144. HMMM, YOUR METAPHOR CONFUSES ME,

145. BY YOUR RAMBLE.

146. QUICK, TO MY OFFICE!

147. FOR COMING THIS AFTERNOON,

148. OF "M-MAD,"

149. "MAD MOTHERS AGAINST DRUGS."

150. YOUR PAMPHLET, PLEASE.

151. YOU CAN'T HELP A DRUG ADDICT UNTIL THEY HIT ROCK BOTTOM,

152. AND SOMETIMES IT'S IMPORTANT TO HELP THE PROCESS ALONG.

153. COVER IT WITH STICKS AND LEAVES.

154. IN THEIR SLIPPERS.

155. IN THEIR CAR.

156. EXACTLY, CUT THE BRAKE CABLE TO THEIR CAR.

157. HELP THEM HURT THEMSELVES.

158. HI, JERRI.

159. LADIES.

160. JERRI, JERRI, JERRI, NOT NOW, PLEASE.

161. THE MEETING THIS AFTERNOON

162. IS HOW DO WE... TREAT THE DRUG ADDICT—

163. TO YOU?

164. TRY TO ESCAPE?

165. JERRI!

166. DID I GET ANY CALLS?

167. YES, WHY DON'T YOU GO RETURN THEM.

168. THE PAMPHLET—

169. HOW CAN I RETURN THE CALLS

170. IF I DON'T KNOW WHO CALLED?

171. A, UM... "MR. PUFFMEISTER" AND "CHIEF BIG BONG."

172. AH, THE CHIEF CALLED?

173. MAN, HE MUST BE ON THE WARPATH.

174. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I GOT ON INDIAN UNDERWEAR,

175. IT'S CREEPING UP THE TRAIL.

176. THANK YOU, JERRI—

177. MAN, YOU PEOPLE ARE OLD!

178. DRY BEEF DOWN THERE.

179. OH, I'M SORRY, SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING.

180. Y'KNOW, YOU REALLY MUSTN'T FLY AWAY LIKE THIS.

181. SLIDE SHOW.

182. TO YOUR DAUGHTER!

183. STEP... DAUGHTER.

184. HOUSE WITH A DRUG PROBLEM

185. MEETING ABOUT DRUG PROBLEMS!

186. YOU BETTER SHAPE UP, YOUNG LADY,

187. YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

188. OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

189. YES, BUT NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE!

190. WELL, I'LL SEE YA LATER.

191.

192. HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I UH—

193. SOME BIG FAT DOOBIES?

194. WHAT?

195. WELL, I WAS, UH, Y'KNOW LOOKING TO

196. WITH MARY JANE,

197. HER TRAVEL AGENT?

198. ARE YOU A COP?

199. WHAT?

200. THE LIST, MISTER—

201. IN THIS AREA.

202. SO ALRIGHT... AS YOU WERE.

203. I'LL SEE YOU IN SPANISH... SO—

204. We have a 3-11 in progress, on the corner of 5th and...

205. I THOUGHT I'D TEACH CLASS TODAY IN A MORE INFORMAL SETTING.

206. THE BREEZE A BIT, YOU KNOW, RAP.

207. NOW, THERE'S THIS HERB...

208. THAT'S BEEN AFFECTING MY CLASS.

209. BY IT'S ANCIENT DUTCH NAME...

210. MARI-JUANA.

211.

212. YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FUNNY ON POT, ISN'T IT?

213. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT?

214. TRIED IT?

215. YEAH... I USED TO GET STONED.

216. I WAS PRETTY DOWN.

217. MY PLUGS WEREN'T TAKING,

218. BRUTALLY MURDERED, AND...

219. I WAS FAT.

220. SO I TURNED TO POT, HOPING IT WOULD SOLVE MY PROBLEMS.

221. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING,

222. THE ONLY THING IT FIXED... WAS MY LIFE.

223. YOU CAN'T LAY THAT ON POT.

224. WHY NOT?

225. I KNOW IT FEELS GOOD.

226. I KNOW WE'VE ALL READ THE "SCIENTIFIC STUDIES" THAT SAY

227. IT'S NON-ADDICTIVE AND THAT THERE ARE NO SIDE-EFFECTS.

228. DON'T SMOKE POT,

229. WE DO!

230. AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!

231. LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU STILL WANT TO SMOKE POT,

232. SPEND A LOT OF TIME...

233. LAUGHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

234. THINK ABOUT IT.

235. 55 MINUTES LEFT FOR CLASS,

236. SO I THOUGHT I'D PLAY A LITTLE MOUNTAIN MUSIC

237. I WROTE ON THE BEACH.

238. MAYBE MR. JELLINECK'S RIGHT.

239. MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T SMOKE POT ANYMORE.

240. NO WAY!

241. FREES YOUR MIND!

242. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, SPARK THAT SPLEEF.

243. I WANNA GET HIGH!

244. I'LL SEE YOU AFTER CLASS.

245. WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE'VE GOT HERE?

246. IT'S A BAKE SALE.

247. WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR BLIND CHILDREN.

248. OH SURE, AREN'T WE ALL.

249. BOY, I SURE GOT THE MUNCHIES.

250. A BROWNIE 'BOUT NOW.

251. I HAVE THE MUNCHIES,

252. I SHOULD CHOOSE?

253. GOES, WHERE SHE STOPS...

254. HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE!

255. YOU WANT, OFFICER.

256. HAH, HAH... GOOD ONE.

257. SURE, YEAH.

258. PAY FOR THAT?

259. OH SURE, YEAH.

260. HEY, OF COURSE I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT.

261. I'M A STUDENT JUST LIKE YOU.

262. NICE BADGE.

263. WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

264. UH... I-I JUST— I JUST DON'T REMEMBER.

265. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

266. HMM... I LOVE FREE SAMPLES!

267. STUDENT.

268. PRINCIPAL.

269. "A+," TINY.

270. TIM, "B-" NOT TOO SHABBY.

271. THIS YEAR WERE EXCELLENT!

272. JERRI, YOU GOT A ZERO.

273. WOW...

274. REALLY HARD FOR THIS.

275. DIDN'T I?

276. I DON'T KNOW, JERRI, UH, BUT,

277. TO THE QUESTION,

278. "WHAT WAS THE MAGNA CARTA?"

279. "PLANET ZOOT."

280. HA HA HA!

281. TO THE QUERY,

282. "WHAT WAS THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE DURING THE NAZI OCCUPATION?"

283. YOU TRACED YOUR HAND.

284. OH YEAH... I DREW A BEAK ON THE THUMB THERE.

285. OH, IT'S A TURKEY!

286. DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

287. IT WAS YESTERDAY, JERRI.

288. OH.

289. JERRI, LISTEN.

290. SAY THIS IN PRIVATE

291. THAT IT WOULDN'T BE

292. SUFFICIENTLY HUMILIATING.

293. YOU FAIL.

294. YOU FAIL FRESHMAN YEAR.

295. HUH?

296. I'M SAYING YOU FAIL.

297. I CAN'T DO THIS YEAR ALL OVER AGAIN.

298. TO TEACH YOU,

299. SO I'M GONNA BE GIVING YOU A MAKE-UP EXAM

300. AT 7:00 a.m.

301. OH, C'MON, 7:00 a.m. !

302. 7:00 a.m. !

303. FOR A HAPPY LIFE,

304. I'D GO STUDY.

305. OKAY, EVERYBODY, THAT DOES IT FOR FRESHMAN YEAR.

306. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TEACHING YOU,

307. HAVE 15 MINUTES...

308. WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST GO AND... WAIT A SECOND!

309. YEAH, I'M SORRY.

310. OKAY, SIT DOWN.

311. UMMM...

312. FOUGHT IN 1840...

313. TO 1842, BETWEEN THE CHINESE—

314. SORRY, I'M LATE.

315. DO I KNOW YOU?

316. NEW STUDENT.

317. JUST TRANSFERRED IN.

318. OF SCHOOL?

319. ON THE BOARD?

320. I DID.

321. WE'RE STUDYING THE... OPIUM WARS.

322. OKAY, CLASS DISMISSED.

323. YOU CAN ALL GO NOW.

324. WAIT A SECOND, YOU CAN'T DISMISS MY CLASS.

325. AAAHH! YAAAHHHH!

326. OHH! OHHH!

327. OKAY, EVERYBODY OUT.

328. CLASS DISMISSED, HAVE A GOOD SUMMER.

329. MY EYES... ARRRGHH!

330. ALL RIGHT, JERRI, YOU HAVE ONE NIGHT TO PREPARE FOR THIS TEST.

331. ARE YOU READY FOR IT?

332. ABSOLUTELY.

333. WHAT'S IT ON?

334. NOBLET'S CLASS.

335. RIGHT, NOBLET...

336. WHAT DOES HE TEACH?

337. AMERICAN HISTORY.

338. ALRIGHT.

339. LET'S START WITH THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE.

340. THE LAND PURCHASED?

341. LOUISIANA.

342. NO, JERRI.

343. DID THE UNITED STATES

344. PURCHASE LOUISIANA?

345. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

346. NAMED, UH, BATON ROUGE.

347. BATON ROUGE!

348. NO, JERRI, WHEN I SAY "HINT,"

349. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GIVING YOU THE ANSWER.

350. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, IT JUST THREW ME FOR A SECOND...

351. BATON ROUGE... BATON ROUGE...

352. LOUISIANA!

353. NO, JERRI.

354. C'MON, OR, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME THAT ONE.

355. NO, I DON'T, JERRI, AND NEITHER WILL NOBLET!

356.

357. TRISH!

358. JERRI, I KNOW YOU GOTTA STUDY AND EVERYTHING,

359. THROWING A WAR COUNCIL

360. IN HIS OLD LADY'S BASEMENT.

361. NO WAY!

362. WE'RE GONNA PASS THE PEACE PIPE.

363. YOU GOTTA BE THERE.

364. OH LOOK, I GOTTA STUDY FOR A TEST.

365. WE'LL HELP YOU STUDY!

366. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW, JERRI.

367. I'LL BE THERE.

368. DON'T GET HIGH TONIGHT, JERRI.

369. I PROMISE I WON'T.

370. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

371. GODDAMN, THAT'S GOTTA BE TIGHT!

372.

373. MY BEST FRIENDS...

374. OWWWW...

375. HUHH!

376. HOW'D YOUR TEST GO, JERRI?

377. JEEZ... I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW.

378. IT'S NOON, JERRI.

379. OH NO... RIGHT.

380. YOU'RE THINKING,

381. AND I DIDN'T GET HIGH LAST NIGHT.

382. YOU LOOK HIGH, JERRI.

383. ARE YOU HIGH NOW?

384. WHAT? AM I HIGH?

385. YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I'M HIGH?

386.

387. STRAIGHT.

388. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME?

389. LOOK, I'LL PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M NOT.

390. I'LL HELP YOU PRACTICE.

391. OH NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA, JERRI!

392. JERRI... JERRI!

393. UHH! UHH!

394. HA HA HA, ORLANDO.

395. ORLANDO!

396. UHH!

397. OH, OR... CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

398. What happened, Jerri?

399. WELL, I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU...

400. UH... WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER?

401. I was... I was waiting for you at school

402. and the... the rest is hazy.

403. HAZY... OH WELL... UHH... OH BOY...

404. YOU WERE JUMPED... UHH... BY A BUNCH OF GUYS...

405. UHH... BIG BLACK GUYS.

406. SEXY, SEXY, MUSCULAR BLACK GUYS... YEAH!

407. Really?

408. NO! I WAS STONED!

409. HEAD OFF BECAUSE I WAS HIGH!

410. I don't want to be your friend anymore.

411. WHAT?

412. Get out.

413. NO!

414. JERRI, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

415. MR. NOBLET?

416. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

417. WERE ALL BETTER.

418. YES, I'M ALL BETTER NOW, JERRI.

419. I'M JUST BLIND.

420. SO, UHH...

421. YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN ME IN FOR SMOKING POT, ARE YA?

422. I'M BLIND, JERRI.

423. WHY WOULD I CARE?

424. 'CAUSE SHE'S A DOPER!

425. YOU'RE BUSTED!

426. WHO SPRAYED ME?

427. THAT'S RIGHT...

428. AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!

429. ARHHHH!

430. WHAT'RE YA LOOKIN' AT?

431. WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M BACK IN THE SLAMMER.

432. AH, JESUS...

433. I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

434. YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING UP THERE!

435. I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR A YEAR!

436. WELL, I GUESS I'VE LEARNED ONE THING...

437. MARIJUANA EXPLOITS

438. AN UNDERCOVER COP...

439. I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR

440. TU-UH-TIME... UHHH!

441. OH YEAH, THAT... HEH, HEH.

442. WELL, IN CASE ANYONE'S INTERESTED,

443. I'LL BE OUT IN TIME TO START FRESHMAN YEAR ALL OVER AGAIN.

444. I PLEA BARGAINED.

445. I ONLY SMOKED IT ONCE!

446. WHY AM I IN A LADIES JAIL?

447. I AM A MAN!

448. FAGGOT!

449. MY -HOLE'S HUNGRY, BABY!