Strangers with Candy 1x1

Directed by Peter Lauer

Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Sarah Thompson as Popular Girl • Jenna Lamia as Poppy Downes • Mitch Rouse as Officer Savillion • Susan Gordon-Clark as Mrs. Downes

Jerri tries to fit in by mixing up a batch of the drug concoction Glint for Poppy, the most popular girl in school... with mixed results.

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1. ( shoes squeeking )

2. OKAY...

3. FIRST OF ALL, I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW

4. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

5. AND I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING I COULD BUST

6. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU LITTLE MOTHER-LOVERS FOR.

7. AND FRANKLY, I'D LOVE NOTHING MORE

8. THAN TO SEE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IN PRISON.

9. BUT HEY, I'VE BEEN ASKED NOT TO TALK ABOUT MY FANTASIES,

10. SO I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STREET DRUGS.

11. THIS LITTLE TIN RIGHT HERE CONTAINS THE WHOLE RIGMAROLE.

12. I GOT SOME BIG FAT DOOBIES IN HERE,

13. I GOT BOTH YOUR POWDERED AND CRACK COCAINE,

14. I GOT YOUR GOOFBALLS, I GOT YOUR PEYOTE, AMPHETAMINES,

15. AND ALSO MOOD STABILIZERS.

16. ALRIGHT, SO LET'S POP A CORK IN THE CHATTER...

17. AND WATCH THE FILM.

18. Okay, first of all, I'd like you to know...

19. that you all make me sick.

20. So let's pop a cork in the chatter

21. and watch the film.

22. OOH!

23. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK

24. AND I'M A 46-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.

25. FOR 32 YEARS I WAS A TEEN-AGE RUNAWAY.

26. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

27. MY FRIENDS WERE DEALERS, CONS AND 18-CARAT PIMPS.

28. BUT NOW I'M OUT OF JAIL,

29. PICKING UP MY LIFE EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF.

30. I'M BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, LIVING AT HOME,

31. AND DISCOVERING ALL SORTS OF THINGS ABOUT MY BODY.

32. I'M FINDING OUT THAT THOUGH THE FACES HAVE CHANGED,

33. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

34. ( arrrrrghhhh )

35. AND MEANWHILE, OUR COUSINS FROM THE EAST WERE EATING BOWLS OF RICE,

36. SAFELY NESTLED IN THEIR INTERNMENT CAMPS.

37. ( teacher ) EXCELLENT REPORT, POPPY.

38. IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE NEVER FORGET THE ATROCITIES

39. THE JAPANESE COMMITTED AGAINST OUR BOYS.

40. OKAY, GOOD JOB.

41. JERRI?

42. ARE YOU READY WITH YOUR REPORT?

43. ( clears throat )

44. HISTORY HAS TAUGHT US MANY THINGS.

45. FOR EXAMPLE...

46. I CAN'T SMOKE ONE STICK OF POT, OR TAKE ONE NEEDLE OF COKE.

47. ONE NIGHT— I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK—

48. ONE NIGHT, I WAS THROWN BY A HORSE

49. AND I HAD TO HAVE A LAMINECTOMY. THANK YOU, JERRI.

50. YOU ALL KNOW THE SIZE OF A KING-SIZE SHEET, RIGHT?

51. YOU TRY SCRAMBLING DOWN THAT IN THE DARK

52. AFTER A BOOT OF SCAG OR A SNORT OF HORSE—

53. REALLY, JERRI, THAT'S FINE.

54. WHAT WAS YOUR REPORT ON AGAIN?

55. BRAZIL.

56. THANK YOU, JERRI.

57. OH, REAL QUICK.

58. I NEED TO KNOW WHO'S COMING TO MY PARTY ON FRIDAY NIGHT.

59. OH TH-THAT'S COOL,

60. YOU CAN JUST TELL ME LATER OR JUST COME.

61. WE'RE SERVING HOT FRUIT.

62. ( bell rings )

63. ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, FOR TOMORROW

64. READ CHAPTERS 15 THROUGH 23.

65. "RISE OF THE INCAS."

66. JERRI...

67. CAN YOU STAY A MINUTE?

68. OH, I GOTTA LEAVE EARLY TODAY.

69. HEH, I'M HAVING MY UTERUS SCRAPED.

70. OH, I-UH I BROUGHT A NOTE.

71. I KNOW, I READ THE NOTE.

72. WE ALL... READ THE NOTE.

73. JERRI, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THIS PARTY TALK.

74. I THINK YOU SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED

75. WITH YOUR FAILING GRADES.

76. FAILING GRADES?

77. WE'VE ONLY BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR 3 DAYS!

78. I'VE CALCULATED YOUR FINAL GRADE POINT AVERAGE

79. BASED ON THIS MORNING'S GEOGRAPHY POP QUIZ...

80. AND I'M AFRAID IT ALL ADDS UP

81. TO YOU BEING HELD BACK.

82. BUT IF I DON'T GRADUATE BY THE TIME I'M 50,

83. I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF FLATPOINT HIGH.

84. THEN I SUGGEST YOU SPEND A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME

85. THINKING ABOUT YOUR GRADES

86. AND A LITTLE LESS ABOUT PARTIES.

87. I'M ONLY HAVING THIS PARTY SO I CAN MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

88. JERRI, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE.

89. NO ONE MAKES FRIENDS WITH A FAILURE.

90. OKAY, YOU UNDERSTAND?

91. NOW YOU RUN ALONG AND HAVE FUN.

92. BYE-BYE.

93. LOCK THE DOOR.

94. HEY, POPPY.

95. I SEE YOU HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO SIGN UP FOR MY PARTY YET.

96. OH, NO.

97. I GUESS I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE YET.

98. MAYBE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO DO IT.

99. YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE BUSY.

100. OH, YOU LOOK REALLY BUSY.

101. GOSH.

102. YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?

103. OH, Y'KNOW, JERRI, I CAN'T

104. I'M BEING FITTED FOR THE HOMECOMING CROWN.

105. MAYBE SATURDAY WE COULD GO TO

106. "MINISTROKES" AND PLAY SOME PUTT-PUTT.

107. OH, YEAH, MAYBE NOT.

108. HEY, JERRI, WHAT'S UP?

109. WAY TO GO!

110. I WAS THIS CLOSE

111. GETTING POPPY TO SIGN UP FOR THE PARTY.

112. THEN YOU CAME AND YOU SCARED HER AWAY.

113. YOU DON'T WANT THOSE GIRLS AT YOUR PARTY ANYWAY, JERRI.

114. YOU SHOULD HEAR THE THINGS THEY SAY ABOUT YOUR FACE

115. BEHIND YOUR BACK.

116. BUT IF THEY DON'T COME, IT'S JUST GONNA BE YOU AND ME.

117. I MEAN, BRING A BOOK.

118. OH, FORGET ABOUT IT, LET'S GO TO LUNCH, I'M STARVING.

119. I CAN'T GO TO LUNCH.

120. I HAVE TO WORK ON A PAPER.

121. OH, BOO-HOO.

122. I WON'T BE DINING WITH A PAN-FACED CHIMP...

123. I'LL PEEL MY OWN BANANAS.

124. MR. JELLINECK?

125. UH-HUH.

126. WHAT ARE YOU PAINTING?

127. OH, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF AMERICANA

128. FOR DRUG AWARENESS WEEK.

129. IT'S THE BATTLE OF MIAMI.

130. GOT COLUMBUS HERE FIGHTING THE PILGRIMS

131. AS THEY ATTEMPTED TO LAND.

132. NICE COLORS.

133. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

134. YOU KNOW MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

135. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

136. WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE AN OUTSIDER.

137. HA, HA, HA AHHH... I'M AN ARTIST.

138. I'M HAVING A HARD TIME FITTING IN AND MAKING FRIENDS.

139. REALLY? YOU HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BROTHER.

140. STEP-BROTHER.

141. OH, OF COURSE.

142. LISTEN TO ME, JERRI, YOU KNOW SOMETHING,

143. YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON, YOU KNOW THAT?

144. YES, YOU ARE.

145. YOU'RE A JOY TO BE AROUND,

146. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL... INSIDE,

147. ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO FIT IN...

148. YOU JUST NEED TO DIG DEEP INSIDE

149. AND FIND OUT WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE.

150. JUST DIG AROUND, LIKE A BADGER IN A TRASH CAN.

151. A-HA, HA..

152. YES!

153. AND THEN JUST GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.

154. "GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW."

155. YES, GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.

156. ALL RIGHT NOW?

157. OKAY, YOU RUN ALONG, I GOT WORK TO DO.

158. LOCK THAT DOOR ON THE WAY OUT.

159. SHELLY!

160. HOW'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE TURTLE?

161. COME HERE, AHHHH, SHELLY...

162. I THINK MR. JELLINECK WAS RIGHT.

163. I ONLY WISH I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO OFFER.

164. OH BABIES, I LOVE YOU SHELLY.

165. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TALK TO.

166. I WOULD JUST DIE IF ANYTHING EVER, EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

167. LET'S GO GET YOU A BADGE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

168. IT'S "SHELLY FOR PRESIDENT" !

169. HA, HA, HA!

170. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT TYPE OF LOSER PARTY SHE'LL HAVE?

171. ( in Jerri's voice) "HEY GUYS, BRING HOT FRUIT."

172. ( Brittany) GOOD JOKE, POPPY!

173. MY GOD, WE SHOULD GO JUST TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.

174. OH, HI, JERRI.

175. OH... HI.

176. GOSH, THAT'S A NICE OUTFIT.

177. WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

178. I GOT IT AT THE COMFORT ZONE.

179. OHHH, REALLY?

180. WELL, YOU CAN'T TELL.

181. WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?

182. BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE US

183. ARE NEVER FRIENDS.

184. ( Brittany ) SHE REALLY THINKS WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER?

185. ( Jerri & Jellineck ) JUST GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.

186. WHO WANTS TO GO TO A COCK FIGHT?

187. I'LL DRIVE!

188. A COCK FIGHT?

189. ( Cody ) I DON'T KNOW. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

190. HEY, DON'T YOU GIRLS HATE IT

191. WHEN AIR GETS TRAPPED IN THIS REGION?

192. NO?

193. I CAN MAKE DRUGS.

194. OH REALLY, JERRI?

195. IS THAT A FACT?

196. I COULD WHIP UP A BATCH TONIGHT WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

197. IT WOULD MAKE YOU TRIP YOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASS OFF.

198. OKAY, JERRI.

199. WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT

200. AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL TOMORROW, AND UH...

201. WE'LL JUST SEE.

202. ALRIGHTY, WE'LL JUST SEE.

203. OH, AND POPPY,

204. I SUGGEST YOU PACK A LITTLE BAG BECAUSE...

205. TOMORROW YOU'RE GOING ON THE TRIP OF YOUR LIFE.

206. EWWWW!

207. DADDY?

208. UH... DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

209. HEY, SCHOOL WENT REALLY GREAT TODAY,

210. BUT, UH...

211. I NEED TO ASK YOU FOR SOME ADVICE.

212. SEE, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND—

213. YOU DON'T KNOW HER OR ANYTHING,

214. SHE'S A VERY UH... PRETTY GIRL,

215. OUTGOING, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS.

216. ANYWAY, THIS FRIEND... UHH...

217. WELL ALL SHE REALLY WANTS IS FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE HER, SEE,

218. AND SHE THINKS SHE MIGHT HAVE FOUND A WAY,

219. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ILLEGAL AND MIGHT VIOLATE MY PAROLE—

220. HEY, POPS, CAN I HAVE A FEW BUCKS FOR SOME CHOW?

221. THANKS, POPS.

222. HEY, JERR, I HEAR ANNE IS COMING TO YOUR PARTY!

223. REALLY, ANNE WHO?

224. ANNE-VISIBLE HUH, HUH.

225. NO ONE IS COMING TO YOUR PARTY, PLUG.

226. COLOR ME OUT OF HERE.

227. YEAH, SLEEP LIGHTLY, YA PUSSY.

228. YOU'RE LUCKY POP'S HERE.

229. EXPECT ME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME.

230. STUPID BLOOD FART!

231. JERRI!

232. WELL, HE IS.

233. LOOK, JERRI, I DON'T MEAN TO BUTT IN, BUT...

234. MAYBE YOU AND DERRICK COULD CO-HOST THE PARTY—

235. WHAT?

236. THAT WAY IT WILL BE WELL-ATTENDED,

237. AND YOU COULD, UMM... GO TO BED EARLY.

238. ( slap )

239. HEY, MOM, IT'S ME, JERRI.

240. IT'S NOT SO BAD MAKING FRIENDS WITH DRUGS, IS IT?

241. I MEAN, C'MON, IT ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE.

242. IN THE OLD DAYS I WOULD TURN PEOPLE ON TO HASH OR THAI-STICK

243. OR A PALM FULL OF GOOFBALLS, OR LUDES—

244. GOD, THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE ANYMORE.

245. SOMETIMES THIS WOULD DO THE TRICK.

246. STONEY AND I WOULD GO OVER TO BUCKLES,

247. AND PUFF WOULD TURN US ON TO A HOT LOAD OF MESCALINE

248. CRUMBLED INTO A TUMBLER OF ETHER WITH A FLOAT OF PERCOCET JIMMYS.

249. MMMM!

250. I'D WAKE UP WITH BLOOD ON MY ASS, AND THEN WE'D GET HIGH.

251. GOD, THOSE WERE SOME GOOD TIMES!

252. MMM!

253. SO... JERRI,

254. YOU ALL TALK OR WHAT?

255. WHY DON'T YOU SEE,

256. AHHH, WHAT THIS HAS TO SAY, HUH?

257. WHAT IS IT?

258. WELL, STREET NAME'S "GLINT,"

259. BUT IT'S ALSO KNOWN AS "GLOW,"GLIMMER,"

260. OR "SATAN'S HARELIP."

261. YOU JUST, UH, RUB IT...

262. ON YOUR LIPS.

263. YEAH, AND THEN WHAT?

264. THAT'S IT.

265. THEN JUST RELAX AND LET IT TAKE YOU AWAY.

266. HMM?

267. GO EASY THERE, POPPY...

268. GOSH, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO THAT MUCH GLINT BEFORE.

269. MMMM... IT'S MAKING MY LIPS NUMB.

270. OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT'S GONNA NUMB IT.

271. ACTUALLY, IT'S GONNA NUMB IT WHEREVER YOU APPLY IT,

272. WHICH COULD BE A GODSEND, HA HA.

273. I USED IT LIBERALLY WHEN I DID THIS DONKEY SHOW IN TIJUANA.

274. YOU'RE WEIRD, JERRI.

275. I AM?

276. ( pop )

277. THANKS, POPPY.

278. ( bee-like buzzing )

279. I'M GONNA HAVE A MAKEUP ROOM AT MY PARTY ON FRIDAY

280. AND I'M GONNA HAVE A CHEESE BALL.

281. OH YOU GOTTA BRING RECORDS—

282. ( teacher ) ALRIGHT, LET'S CLIMB SOME ROPES.

283. SHOULDN'T WE HAVE MATS UNDERNEATH THE ROPES?

284. ONLY IF YOU FALL, LET'S CLIMB!

285. OKAY, LADIES TIME TO CLIMB!

286. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MISS DOWNES?

287. ( buzzing )

288. ( deep slow voice ) YOU SEEM... DETACHED.

289. ( monotone ) I'M LIKE... FINE.

290. OKAY, THEN, LET'S CLIMB.

291. OKAY EVERYBODY!

292. NOW LADIES, ON YOUR MARKS...

293. GO!

294. ( teacher ) YES, YES, DO IT, COME ON, JERRI.

295. WRIST OVER WRIST, YOU CAN DO IT!

296. YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON!

297. ( bell dinging )

298. I AM IMPRESSED, MISS DOWNES!

299. I'M A BUMBLE BEE!

300. I'M SORRY?

301. I'M A BEE, AND I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE HIVE.

302. POPPY!

303. ( thud )

304. THANK YOU, MISS BEMAMAN.

305. I SUGGEST MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SELENIUM SULFIDE.

306. IT MAKES THE TEETH TRANSLUCENT.

307. COME ON IN, MISS BLANK.

308. AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE MEETING WITH ALL THE STUDENTS TODAY.

309. THERE WAS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY IN GYM.

310. POPPY DOWNES OVERDOSED.

311. THOUGHT HERSELF TO BE A BUMBLE BEE.

312. TRIED TO FORCE HERSELF THROUGH A KEYHOLE,

313. AND NOW LIES MOTIONLESS IN A COMA.

314. HER PARENTS ARE DEEPLY DISTRAUGHT.

315. JERRI, DO YOU KNOW WHO SUPPLIED POPPY DOWNES WITH THE DRUGS

316. THAT TORE HER LIFE FROM HER FRAIL-YET-POPULAR BODY?

317. NO!

318. I BELIEVE YOU, JERRI.

319. I KNOW THIS MUST BE EXTREMELY HARD ON YOU.

320. WORD HAS IT THAT YOU AND POPPY ARE AS THICK AS THIEVES.

321. OH YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE HANG.

322. SO DO TELL ME ANYTHING YOU MIGHT HAPPEN TO REMEMBER.

323. AND IF YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR MEMORY JARRED,

324. I CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH PLENTY OF L-GLUTAMINE.

325. ( people laughing )

326. ( Sara ) OHH, GUY!

327. GOOD ONE, DAD, DO IT AGAIN!

328. GUY, DON'T YOU DARE.

329. STAY IN YOUR CHAIR OR YOU'LL SPILL YOUR FOOD!

330. OH HELLO, JERRI. YOU'RE LATE FOR SUPPER.

331. SORRY.

332. DID ANYONE CALL ABOUT MY PARTY?

333. NOPE, DERRICK WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL US

334. HOW HE LOST TWO POUNDS BY SPITTING.

335. SO ANYWAY, COACH SAID IF I COULD DROP TO 109,

336. PROBABLY MAKE ALL-STATE.

337. THAT'S WONDERFUL, DERRICK.

338. SO HOW DID SCHOOL GO FOR YOU TODAY, JERRI?

339. POPPY DOWNES OD'd AND SHE'S IN A COMA.

340. POPPY DOWNES IS IN A COMA?

341. WHAT A SHAME!

342. YOU KNOW, IF SHE DOESN'T PULL THROUGH,

343. I'LL HAVE THE WIDOW'S LEAGUE SEND OVER SOME CASSEROLES.

344. THEY NEED COMFORT FOOD.

345. I'D TAKE IT OVER.

346. SO DO THEY KNOW WHERE SHE GOT THE DRUGS?

347. NO, BUT IF POPPY EVER WAKES UP,

348. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN SAYS HE HAS WAYS TO GET IT OUT OF HER.

349. JERRI, DO YOU—

350. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!

351. THOSE KEYHOLES ARE A MENACE!

352. SOMEONE WAS BOUND TO FREAK OUT AND

353. THRASH THEMSELVES THROUGH ONE!

354. I SPENT 32 YEARS OF MY LIFE SELLING MY BODY

355. FOR AN OUNCE OF TIC

356. AND COOKING MY BREAKFAST UP IN A TEASPOON,

357. AND HANGING OUT WITH THE GUTTER HYPES.

358. YOU'RE NOT PINNING THIS ON ME, BABY!

359. NO DESSERT, JERRI.

360. DON'T TOUCH THE DOG.

361. DON'T RUB YOUR FECES ON THE LAMPSHADE.

362. SHELLY!

363. FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO REITERATE

364. THAT I WOULD DIE IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

365. AND SECONDLY, IF POPPY DOWNES COMES OUT OF THAT COMA,

366. MY POPULARITY'S GONNA GO DOWN THE DRAIN.

367. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING I CAN DO.

368. ( heart monitor beeping )

369. ( steady tone )

370. ( man ) OH, MY DEAR GOD, MY HEART!

371. SORRY ABOUT THAT, UH-HUH...

372. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

373. OH, I WAS UH... HOLDING A VIGIL.

374. OH, YOU MUST BE HER UNCLE.

375. ( turns off machine )

376. WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

377. DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

378. POPPY PASSED AWAY ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

379. SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

380. AH! YEAH...

381. GOOD TIMES!

382. ( somber piano music )

383. WE ARE HERE TODAY TO DEDICATE

384. "THE POPPY DOWNES MEMORIAL TIME CAPSULE."

385. INSIDE THIS STURDY LEAD CONTAINER,

386. WE PLACED A "GOOD LUCK, POPPY" CARD,

387. SIGNED BY SOME OF OUR MOST POPULAR STUDENTS,

388. A "FLATPOINT HIGH HOME OF THE CONCRETE DONKEYS" T-SHIRT

389. AND... A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME...

390. DEDICATING THE TIME CAPSULE.

391. THOUGH WE WILL SOON FORGET

392. WHERE WE PLACED THIS TIME CAPSULE

393. AND SOONER STILL WHO POPPY DOWNES WAS,

394. WE SHALL NEVER FORGET THE CAUSE OF HER DEATH.

395. NOW I KNOW THAT WHOMEVER SUPPLIED HER WITH THE GLINT...

396. IS AT THIS VERY MOMENT,

397. EATING THEMSELVES ALIVE, WITH GUILT!

398. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.

399. I'M, UH...

400. I'M HAVING A POPPY DOWNES MEMORIAL PARTY

401. THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT MY HOUSE.

402. COULD I JUST MAYBE SEE A QUICK SHOW OF HANDS

403. WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO COME?

404. JERRI, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE GRADES.

405. THIS PARTY IS AN "A+".

406. GLAD YOU THINK SO, MR. NOBLET.

407. IT'S REALLY A LOSS ABOUT POPPY.

408. YEAH, YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD.

409. MR. AND MRS. DOWNES, AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW,

410. I WAS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER DURING HER FINAL AGONIZING MOMENTS.

411. BRAD...

412. AS YOU KNOW, I WAS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND POPPY

413. DURING HER FINAL MOMENTS...

414. AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT COMFORT YOU TO HEAR HER LAST WORDS...

415. "TAKE CARE OF MY BOYFRIEND...

416. PHYSICALLY."

417. "THEY MAY NEVER KNOW WHO GAVE ME THESE DRUGS,

418. "BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T YOU, JERRI BLANK,

419. MY NEW BEST FRIEND."

420. THAT'S IT... COME TO MAMA... C'MON!

421. AND, UH WELL, THEN SHE DIED.

422. CLEAR THE ROOM... CLEAR THE ROOM!

423. HI, AMBER.

424. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE HOT FRUIT?

425. MAKES MY LIPS NUMB.

426. THAT'S THE SAME BOWL I MIXED THE GLINT IN!

427. ( buzzing )

428. ( deep slow voice ) OKAY, LISTEN, PAUL.

429. OKAY, WE'RE ALL AT A PARTY,

430. WE'RE HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME,

431. ( normal voice ) IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND THE TURTLE... RIGHT?

432. ( distorted ) GIVE ME THE TURTLE.

433. VERY LONG DAY, GIVE ME THE TURTLE...

434. OKAY,

435. PARTY'S OVER, ALRIGHT?

436. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE TURTLE, ALRIGHT...

437. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

438. GIMME MY TURTLE.

439. GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE ME MY TURTLE.

440. OH, LEAVE THEM ALONE, JERRI.

441. THEY'RE JUST BLOWING OFF A LITTLE GRIEF.

442. SHELLY.

443. GIVE ME MY TURTLE.

444. SHELLY!

445. SHELLY!

446. GIVE ME MY TURTLE!

447. SHELLY!

448. SHELLY!

449. OH, SHELLY.

450. FORE!

451. THAT WAS ODD.

452. SHELLY!

453. OH MY GOD!

454. SHELLY!

455. OHHHH MY...!

456. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?

457. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

458. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

459. OHHH... OHHH SHELLY.

460. FOR REASONS I'D RATHER NOT SAY,

461. THIS IS BITTERLY...

462. IRONIC.

463. WHAT A HEAVY PRICE TO PAY FOR POPULARITY.

464. THE DOWNES LOST A CHILD AND I LOST A TURTLE.

465. WHICH IS A GREATER LOSS?

466. I DON'T KNOW.

467. BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING,

468. COME THIS MONDAY MORNING,

469. EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL WILL HAVE PITY ON ME,

470. AND THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOMETHING, RIGHT?

471. IT'S WORTH ALL THE WHISKEY IN A DRUNKARD'S DREAM, JERRI.

472. BECAUSE NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THAT PITY AWAY.

473. YOU'VE EARNED IT.

474. YEAH, YEAH.

475. WELL, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SHELLY AND POPPY DOWNES,

476. EVERYTHING TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY OKAY.

477. THEY NEVER DID FIND OUT WHO KILLED POPPY,

478. SO I GUESS JUSTICE WAS SERVED.

479. I ALSO REALIZE THAT

480. THIS SECOND TIME THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL,

481. I'M A LITTLE BIT WISER.

482. OH, I'M STILL DOING THE WRONG THINGS,

483. BUT AT LEAST I'M DOING THEM THE RIGHT WAY.

484. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT...

485. HI, MOTHER.

486. IT'S ME, JERRI.

487. UMM, THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET.

488. SHELLY, THIS IS MY REAL MOTHER.

489. MOM, THIS IS SHELLY.

490. NOW, DON'T YOU TWO STAY UP YAKKING ALL NIGHT.

491. GOODNIGHT.