1. I swear to God, I didn't touch shit!Copy !req
2. So the gate just opened up all on its own,
like magic?Copy !req
3. It must've been some kind of malfunction.Copy !req
4. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
5. There was a malfunction
at the exact moment that truck showed up?Copy !req
6. You expect me to believe that, soldier?Copy !req
7. I swear. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
8. What if it was a malfunction?Copy !req
9. Only one not caused by us.Copy !req
10. All right,
lab rats, let's scurry up.Copy !req
11. An entire dimension's about
to come crashing down on our heads.Copy !req
12. Hey.Copy !req
13. Is everything okay?Copy !req
14. Listen,Copy !req
15. I know this plan is totally mad,
and a million things have to go right,Copy !req
16. and a million things could
and probably will go wrong.Copy !req
17. But we can do this. I know it.Copy !req
18. One last fight,
and this whole nightmare, it'll be over.Copy !req
19. It'll finally be over.Copy !req
20. Well, hello there.Copy !req
21. MAC, this is Wolfpack. Do you copy...Copy !req
22. -What do you think you're doing?
-Alerting the Doc.Copy !req
23. That bitch has a God complex.Copy !req
24. All she'll do is slow us down.Copy !req
25. No.Copy !req
26. We're bagging this freak ourselves.Copy !req
27. -Do you think they're all right?
-The truck is faster than a Humvee.Copy !req
28. Let's be conservative,
say five miles faster.Copy !req
29. They had a six minute,
20 second head start,Copy !req
30. giving them an additional lead
of about half a mile.Copy !req
31. So they're fine for now,Copy !req
32. but the real shit hasn't started yet.Copy !req
33. Erica, language, please.Copy !req
34. This isn't Intro to Science.
This situation demands cussing.Copy !req
35. -So, how's it feel?
-What?Copy !req
36. Helping to save the world and all that.Copy !req
37. It feels pretty swell.Copy !req
38. Pretty goddamn swell.Copy !req
39. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
40. Breach! Move, move, move!Copy !req
41. Hey, Robin, yeah.Copy !req
42. Can you please tell me that
that was you guysCopy !req
43. and not more of those, like, mutant Cujos?Copy !req
44. It's us, and it's too early
to be stressed, Vic. Save it for later.Copy !req
45. Yeah, no, copy that, yeah. No.
Bottling... Bottling emotions.Copy !req
46. No sign of an evil moving planet.Copy !req
47. Well, that's good.
'Cause this is gonna take some time.Copy !req
48. All right, we should split up.Copy !req
49. Use both ladders.Copy !req
50. Don't rush. Pace yourselves.Copy !req
51. There are platforms along the way,
so use them to rest.Copy !req
52. All right.Copy !req
53. Let's do this.Copy !req
54. You okay?Copy !req
55. Don't be frightened.Copy !req
56. These are all friends.Copy !req
57. They're just here to watch.Copy !req
58. Don't focus on them.Copy !req
59. Yes, Papa.Copy !req
60. And let there be light.Copy !req
61. All right, nice work, Bald Eagle.Copy !req
62. Now get up to the roof.Copy !req
63. Careful with that C-4.Copy !req
64. I don't wanna blow the Upside Down
with us in it.Copy !req
65. Oh, I was planning on carelessness.Copy !req
66. But you're right, Jim.
Caution here would be wise.Copy !req
67. All right.Copy !req
68. Now remember,Copy !req
69. two slow knocks means...Copy !req
70. -The Abyss started to move.
-That's right.Copy !req
71. And you and your sister get in position,
but you wait. You do not attack.Copy !req
72. The second I get confirmation
that planet's close enough to the tower,Copy !req
73. then I'm gonna give you three fast knocks.Copy !req
74. Then we strike. We kill Henry.Copy !req
75. And we, uh, pray to God Dustin's right,
and that planet stops moving.Copy !req
76. What could possibly go wrong, right?Copy !req
77. If something does go wrong,Copy !req
78. I need you to promise me
you won't pull me out.Copy !req
79. Not until I'm sure he's dead.Copy !req
80. Okay, well,Copy !req
81. then I'm gonna need a promise
from you too.Copy !req
82. If by some miracle this plan works,
we're getting the hell out of here.Copy !req
83. Doc Kay and her plans,
that's a problem for another day.Copy !req
84. Deal?Copy !req
85. Let's end this, kid.Copy !req
86. -You want some?
-Yeah.Copy !req
87. Hey, um...Copy !req
88. What you said earlier at the Squawk...Copy !req
89. I'm sorry.Copy !req
90. I mean, not sorry about what you said.
That came out wrong.Copy !req
91. Or not came out wrong. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
92. It's okay.Copy !req
93. No, it's... it's not.Copy !req
94. I should have been there for you,
and I wasn't.Copy !req
95. And I guess I was just so self-absorbed
that I couldn't see it.Copy !req
96. I just...
I feel like an idiot, and I...Copy !req
97. I'm sorry.Copy !req
98. You don't have to be sorry.
And you are not an idiot. You're not.Copy !req
99. It's just...Copy !req
100. I didn't even understand it myself
for the longest time.Copy !req
101. I just... I think it needed to happen
the way it happened.Copy !req
102. I needed to find my own way.Copy !req
103. But what matters is
that you're still here,Copy !req
104. and you still think we can be friends.Copy !req
105. Friends? No, thanks.Copy !req
106. Best friends.Copy !req
107. All right, come on.Copy !req
108. We've got a planet to catch.Copy !req
109. What the hell
is taking them so long?Copy !req
110. I don't know. Maybe it has something to do
with the fact that it's a 500-foot tower.Copy !req
111. If something's wrong, they'll contact us.Copy !req
112. Yeah, no, yeah.
I mean, unless they're already dead.Copy !req
113. Okay, uh, stress gives me
the munchies, so I, um...Copy !req
114. Do you want anything?Copy !req
115. No.Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. Actually, can I get a...Copy !req
118. Vickie?Copy !req
119. Vickie!Copy !req
120. Holy shit.Copy !req
121. Mm. I swear to God,
nothing cures anxiety quite like a bowl...Copy !req
122. Trippy, isn't it?Copy !req
123. Hi.Copy !req
124. Thanks, man.Copy !req
125. Okay.Copy !req
126. It's pretty damn spectacular.Copy !req
127. It's almost too bad
we have to blow it all up.Copy !req
128. Mother of God.Copy !req
129. Jim, do you, uh, copy?Copy !req
130. Yeah, yeah, copy.Copy !req
131. Well,
I got some good news, bad news.Copy !req
132. Uh, good news is our theory was correct.Copy !req
133. A giant planet is descending
upon our heads.Copy !req
134. The bad news is our theory was correct.Copy !req
135. A giant planet is descending
upon our heads.Copy !req
136. -How long do we have?
-Not long.Copy !req
137. Supergirl better be close in there.Copy !req
138. Come on, El.Copy !req
139. So this is Vecna, right now in the Abyss?Copy !req
140. You don't have to whisper, but yes.Copy !req
141. Okay, so why don't we just kill him
right here?Copy !req
142. I mean, he seems pretty damn vulnerable.Copy !req
143. We can't hurt him here.Copy !req
144. We have to enter his mind.Copy !req
145. -Isn't this his mind?
-No.Copy !req
146. -It's my mind.
-What?Copy !req
147. Hold on.Copy !req
148. Are you okay?Copy !req
149. Oh, great.Copy !req
150. I've really missed this.Copy !req
151. Hop.Copy !req
152. The Abyss is moving.Copy !req
153. -How close are we to Henry's house?
-Not close.Copy !req
154. -How not close?
-I'm not sure.Copy !req
155. You said you know his mind
backwards and forwards.Copy !req
156. Yeah, I do, but there are a shit ton
of memories in here.Copy !req
157. We're like Dorothy in Oz,
except there's no Yellow Brick Road.Copy !req
158. Everything connects,
but there are long ways and short ways.Copy !req
159. -Well, we need a short way.
-Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
160. Now can you just stop talking
while I try and think?Copy !req
161. -Joyce, this that stupid play of yours?
-Better see you there, Harrington.Copy !req
162. Yeah, on a Friday night? You wish.Copy !req
163. Come on, I have an idea.Copy !req
164. -Is that Joyce?
-Yep.Copy !req
165. And through that door,
Hop's sneaking a joint.Copy !req
166. And that way, Mr. Wheeler
is feeling up Mrs. Wheeler.Copy !req
167. I wish we had time to sightsee,
but we've got a play to catch.Copy !req
168. Three, two, one, go!Copy !req
169. Yeah, we're gonna sweep around the back.Copy !req
170. West room's clear.Copy !req
171. South side!Copy !req
172. We are at location.
Negative on...Copy !req
173. No, no, no, guys. It's not lining up.Copy !req
174. What do you mean?Copy !req
175. Look. The tower needle,
it's not lining up with the rift.Copy !req
176. Shit.Copy !req
177. -If the Abyss hits the needle...
-This tower's going down.Copy !req
178. That's great. That's just great.Copy !req
179. Hey, Chief,
we're gonna need El to stop this planet.Copy !req
180. -On the sooner side, please.
-How soon?Copy !req
181. Thirty seconds?Copy !req
182. What are we doing?Copy !req
183. -Waiting.
-For what?Copy !req
184. Three. We need to strike.Copy !req
185. Chief, talk to me.
What's going on in there?Copy !req
186. I don't know. I can't talk to her.
I gave her the signal.Copy !req
187. Well, nothing's happening over here,Copy !req
188. and we're about to be squashed
by a moving planet. So give it again!Copy !req
189. -We have to go.
-This is the only way. Just trust me.Copy !req
190. Shit!Copy !req
191. Look out! Look out! Look out!Copy !req
192. Now!Copy !req
193. Steve!Copy !req
194. Steve!Copy !req
195. Just hold on! I got you. Just hold on!Copy !req
196. We're alive! We're alive!Copy !req
197. Shit, I thought you were toast.Copy !req
198. The Abyss stopped! El got him!
I repeat, El got the bastard!Copy !req
199. Yes! Wow! Come on!Copy !req
200. You came back. You came back for me.Copy !req
201. And I'm not leaving your side, ever again.Copy !req
202. Not until we're out of here. All of us.Copy !req
203. It's her! It's the monster!Copy !req
204. -Get up!
-No, I'm not the monster.Copy !req
205. And I can prove it.Copy !req
206. All clear!Copy !req
207. Hold this.Copy !req
208. -Hey!
-Easy!Copy !req
209. -You ready?
-Ready?Copy !req
210. Yeah.Copy !req
211. Okay, easy. Easy. I got you, man.Copy !req
212. All right, here goes nothing.Copy !req
213. Holy shit.Copy !req
214. Does this officially make us
space travelers?Copy !req
215. Interdimensional space travelers.Copy !req
216. Suck it, Armstrong.Copy !req
217. It's over.Copy !req
218. Where are they?Copy !req
219. With Max.Copy !req
220. Safe.Copy !req
221. Where are they?Copy !req
222. I told you.Copy !req
223. With Max.Copy !req
224. Far away from here.Copy !req
225. You can't believe it, can you?Copy !req
226. That they would ever
see through your lies.Copy !req
227. Why can't he see us?Copy !req
228. Because Mr. Whatsit isn't the only one
with magic powers.Copy !req
229. That's why you take children.Copy !req
230. Because you think they have weak minds.Copy !req
231. But they're smarter than you think.Copy !req
232. And you?Copy !req
233. Are you smart?Copy !req
234. You let yourself get caught.Copy !req
235. And in here...Copy !req
236. I will find all the answers I need.Copy !req
237. Holy shit.Copy !req
238. It's him. He's the Black Thing.Copy !req
239. Everything Holly told you is true.
He is trying to destroy our world.Copy !req
240. But he can't do it, not without you.Copy !req
241. We have to escape. Right now.Copy !req
242. Stronger, aren't we?Copy !req
243. So am I.Copy !req
244. Holly!Copy !req
245. I can follow her into his mind.Copy !req
246. We can end our brother, together.Copy !req
247. Come on!Copy !req
248. Now!Copy !req
249. Hello, brother.Copy !req
250. Don't know about you guys,Copy !req
251. but I was expecting more like...Copy !req
252. -Deadly vines?
-Or monsters?Copy !req
253. I assume the hive mind works here too.
So if Henry died,Copy !req
254. -so did all his nasty, little minions.
-"If"?Copy !req
255. We don't know what's going on in the mind.Copy !req
256. I know El broke the spell
and stopped the Abyss,Copy !req
257. but she could still be fighting him.Copy !req
258. Hey. She's been training for this.Copy !req
259. And she's not alone.
She's got Kali and Max.Copy !req
260. And I'm sure Henry's dead.
And if he's not, he will be.Copy !req
261. Yeah.Copy !req
262. Great job keeping the morale up.Copy !req
263. Hey, man.Copy !req
264. Hey.Copy !req
265. Thought I was a goner back there.Copy !req
266. Owe you one.Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. Look, just because I don't like you,Copy !req
269. doesn't mean I want you dead.Copy !req
270. And I've got a feeling
we're gonna need you up here.Copy !req
271. I don't blame you, by the way.Copy !req
272. For not liking me.Copy !req
273. You know, I can be a real prick sometimes.Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. I mean, same.Copy !req
276. Look, Steve,Copy !req
277. when I was away in California,Copy !req
278. you were there for Nancy
when I couldn't be.Copy !req
279. And I thought that, you know,
that was why things were off with us.Copy !req
280. But the truth isCopy !req
281. our problems had nothing to do with you.Copy !req
282. It just took me a long time
to figure that out.Copy !req
283. And...Copy !req
284. to let her go.Copy !req
285. If we hadn't been so busy fighting,Copy !req
286. I probably could've saved you
a little bit of time, because...Copy !req
287. I've known for a while now me and Nance
were never really in the cards.Copy !req
288. You know, she's independent.
She's gotta get out there, and...Copy !req
289. -I don't know. I want...
-Six little nuggets?Copy !req
290. She told you that?Copy !req
291. You think it would've been better
if I'd said four?Copy !req
292. Maybe just not calling them nuggets.Copy !req
293. Right.Copy !req
294. Listen, bottom line, end of the day, I...Copy !req
295. I'd rather have her as a friend
than nothing at all.Copy !req
296. You know, she's... she's just really...Copy !req
297. -Special.
-Yeah.Copy !req
298. I guess we can agree on one thing.Copy !req
299. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
300. -I still don't like you, though.
-I wouldn't want it any other way.Copy !req
301. Hey, lovebirds!Copy !req
302. You're gonna wanna check this out.Copy !req
303. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
304. That's it.Copy !req
305. That's what I saw in my vision.Copy !req
306. The kids are in there.Copy !req
307. Then what are we waiting for?Copy !req
308. Derek? No! Derek, you have to keep going.Copy !req
309. -I can't.
-Derek, what are you doing? Come on!Copy !req
310. Just leave me!
Save yourselves, you dumbasses!Copy !req
311. No, don't be an idiot!Copy !req
312. -I'm not being an idiot!
-Yes, you are! No, you can't...Copy !req
313. -Is everyone okay?
-Yeah, we're okay.Copy !req
314. -Did you find him? Tell me you found him.
-He just vanished.Copy !req
315. He went back to the real world.Copy !req
316. He can come back. Will come back.Copy !req
317. How far to the cave?Copy !req
318. It's not far. Come on.Copy !req
319. Derek, we gotta go. Right now.Copy !req
320. Go! Run!Copy !req
321. Dustin! Lucas!
What's going on? Come on, talk to me!Copy !req
322. You knew this would happen.Copy !req
323. Just like you know
what will happen to her.Copy !req
324. Don't you see, Jane?Copy !req
325. It's a cycle.
It's a terrible, vicious cycle.Copy !req
326. But we can stop it. Tonight.Copy !req
327. How?Copy !req
328. After we kill our brother,
after the children are rescued,Copy !req
329. we don't leave with the others.
We stay on the bridge.Copy !req
330. When the Upside Down vanishes...Copy !req
331. so will we.Copy !req
332. It is the only way, Jane.Copy !req
333. The only way.Copy !req
334. She's going to do it, Jim.
She's going to end her life.Copy !req
335. Show yourself!Copy !req
336. Show yourself, you lying bastard!Copy !req
337. I am many things,
but I am not a liar.Copy !req
338. I have seen into her mind,Copy !req
339. and now I have seen into yours.Copy !req
340. What rage it holds!Copy !req
341. One daughter dead because of you,
and soon another.Copy !req
342. Show yourself!Copy !req
343. You are as you fear.Copy !req
344. You are the curse.Copy !req
345. No!Copy !req
346. Why's he signaling?Copy !req
347. -That's not a signal.
-Then what is it?Copy !req
348. Oh, God.Copy !req
349. Holly!Copy !req
350. Get to the cave!Copy !req
351. I got you. Hang on.Copy !req
352. Hang on!Copy !req
353. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
354. What did you do?Copy !req
355. Hi there.Copy !req
356. Hey, Doc.Copy !req
357. Kids left out their homework.Copy !req
358. -Max!
-What happened?Copy !req
359. She just poofed away
like a goddamn ghost!Copy !req
360. Was it the Black Thing?
Did the Black Thing take them?Copy !req
361. Listen up!Copy !req
362. We keep to the plan. Get to the cave.
The Black Thing can't hurt us there.Copy !req
363. So follow me, keep quiet, and stay close.Copy !req
364. -Let's go! Come on.
-Come on, guys.Copy !req
365. Let's go! Hurry!Copy !req
366. The kids are all alone in there.
You have to get us back to them.Copy !req
367. I can't, not without the bath.
He locked us out.Copy !req
368. We have to get to the Abyss,
join the others. We can kill him there.Copy !req
369. There is no time. The worlds will collide
long before we reach him.Copy !req
370. Not if Holly and the kids make it
to the cave.Copy !req
371. If Dustin is right,
without the kids, Henry can't do anything.Copy !req
372. That's a lot of ifs.Copy !req
373. What do you wanna do?Copy !req
374. We can't give up, not now.Copy !req
375. Isn't that exactly what you're doing?
Giving up.Copy !req
376. I know the truth.Copy !req
377. Henry showed me your plan.Copy !req
378. Henry lied to you.Copy !req
379. He tricked you.Copy !req
380. He used you, and you fell for it.Copy !req
381. Then look me in the eye and tell me.Copy !req
382. Tell me.Copy !req
383. Tell me you don't plan
on killing yourself tonight.Copy !req
384. We don't have time for this.
We have to go.Copy !req
385. I won't detonate it.Copy !req
386. -I won't.
-What?Copy !req
387. I will not detonate the C-4,Copy !req
388. not until I know that you are safe
with the others back in Hawkins.Copy !req
389. If we kill Henry and don't destroy
the Upside Down, nothing matters.Copy !req
390. Which is why I will destroy it
once I know that you're safe.Copy !req
391. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
392. Because Henry's gotten to him,
and he's lost his mind.Copy !req
393. -Kali, wait.
-No. This is bigger than him, Jane.Copy !req
394. -Bigger than any of us.
-Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Shoot me.Copy !req
395. If I'm alive, then so is Henry.Copy !req
396. I have to end the cycle.Copy !req
397. You will. You will. But not like this.Copy !req
398. Not with more violence.
Not with more pain.Copy !req
399. There's already been so much pain.Copy !req
400. From the moment you were born.Copy !req
401. Your mother was taken from you.
Your childhood was taken from you.Copy !req
402. You've been attacked, manipulated, abusedCopy !req
403. by terrible people.Copy !req
404. Life has been so unfair to you,Copy !req
405. so cruel.Copy !req
406. But you never let it break you.Copy !req
407. And I need you to fight, kid.Copy !req
408. I just need you to fight one last time.Copy !req
409. Fight for the happy days
on the other side of this.Copy !req
410. Fight for...Copy !req
411. for a world beyond Hawkins.Copy !req
412. Fight for that day
that you have a kid of your own,Copy !req
413. and you give her the life
that you never had.Copy !req
414. For the day you get so angry
because she invites some boy over,Copy !req
415. and she won't keep the door open
three inches.Copy !req
416. I know.Copy !req
417. I know you don't believe
you can have any of this.Copy !req
418. But I promise youCopy !req
419. we will find a way to make it real.Copy !req
420. You will find a way to make it real.Copy !req
421. Because you have to.Copy !req
422. Because you deserve it.Copy !req
423. Jim!Copy !req
424. Jim! Are you there, Jim?Copy !req
425. I don't want to add to the stress,
but we've got company.Copy !req
426. Come on! Come on!
We're almost there! Keep going!Copy !req
427. Through this gap right here! Right here!
Come on! One by one!Copy !req
428. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
429. Debbie, wait!Copy !req
430. Have you seen Derek?Copy !req
431. -Derek!
-Wait! Holly!Copy !req
432. -Derek!
-Holly!Copy !req
433. Come on! Come on! We got this!
We gotta go! Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
434. Keep running! Come on, Derek! Come on!Copy !req
435. Get inside. He's coming! Go!Copy !req
436. Come on!Copy !req
437. Holly!Copy !req
438. Go!Copy !req
439. -Suck my fat one!
-Come on!Copy !req
440. Holly!Copy !req
441. -Are you okay?
-We're okay. We're okay.Copy !req
442. Was it him? Was it Henry?Copy !req
443. Yes, but he can't get us. Okay?
Not in here. We're safe now.Copy !req
444. -Okay.
-We're safe.Copy !req
445. -Why are you staring at me?
-I'm not!Copy !req
446. We're just getting really close, okay?
And we don't know what's in there,Copy !req
447. so I think you should be sharing
some of that firepower.Copy !req
448. You have firepower.Copy !req
449. Three Molotovs? Come on!Copy !req
450. Unless you're okay living
with the guilt of my death,Copy !req
451. I'm gonna need one of those goddamn guns!Copy !req
452. Holy shit!Copy !req
453. Thanks!Copy !req
454. Those are flares.Copy !req
455. What?Copy !req
456. Flares. She gave you a flare gun, dude.Copy !req
457. What?Copy !req
458. Flare gun?Copy !req
459. Nancy! Nancy, what the hell is this?
Are you serious?Copy !req
460. You think this is a joke?Copy !req
461. What the hell am I gonna do
with a flare gun?Copy !req
462. Hey! Will!Copy !req
463. -Will!
-Will!Copy !req
464. Hey! What is it? What's wrong?Copy !req
465. It's Henry.Copy !req
466. He's alive.Copy !req
467. Resist it.Copy !req
468. How did you find me?Copy !req
469. They sent you.Copy !req
470. Resist it.Copy !req
471. Will!Copy !req
472. What was that?Copy !req
473. Holly?Copy !req
474. Stay here.Copy !req
475. What's going on? What do you see?Copy !req
476. It's Henry. He's made it into the cave.Copy !req
477. He's coming! Go! Go! Up here! Everyone!
Come on! Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
478. Hurry! Come on, quickly! Go! Go!Copy !req
479. He's found them.
He's found Holly and the kids.Copy !req
480. Okay, what about El?Copy !req
481. Do you see El? Or Kali? Or Max?Copy !req
482. They're alone. They're all alone.Copy !req
483. -Go! Go! Hurry!
-Come on, guys!Copy !req
484. Could you stop him? With your powers?Copy !req
485. I can try. Just keep going.Copy !req
486. Go! Go!Copy !req
487. Move! Move! Move!Copy !req
488. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
489. Oh, God.Copy !req
490. Hurry! Let's go!Copy !req
491. Quickly! Come on!
It's right up here, this hole!Copy !req
492. Joshua, down there! Be careful, okay?
Keep moving! Thomas, you next!Copy !req
493. Jim, do you copy?Copy !req
494. Jim, do you copy?Copy !req
495. Goddammit!Copy !req
496. Kali.Copy !req
497. Well, well. Look what we got here.Copy !req
498. Your friends just left you here, huh?Copy !req
499. Well, that's not very nice, now is it?Copy !req
500. Hmm.Copy !req
501. Get her out of here.Copy !req
502. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
503. I got you. I got you.Copy !req
504. And I got you.Copy !req
505. All right, listen.
Anything you see in here is not real.Copy !req
506. It can't hurt you.
Just keep your eyes on me, okay?Copy !req
507. -Okay.
-Okay.Copy !req
508. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
509. Keep going. Stay close.Copy !req
510. Eyes on me, okay? Eyes on me.Copy !req
511. Just keep moving.Copy !req
512. Holy shit balls!Copy !req
513. Eyes on me, Derek!Copy !req
514. Through here. You get to the other side,
and you wait for me.Copy !req
515. Debbie, you first.Copy !req
516. Thomas, your turn.Copy !req
517. -Come on, guys. Let's hurry up!
-Let's go!Copy !req
518. -Come on! Come on! We got this.
-Hurry up, Glenn.Copy !req
519. Go!Copy !req
520. Tell me where the other freak is,
or this one dies right here, right now.Copy !req
521. I don't know what you're talking about.
It's just us.Copy !req
522. You think I'm playing a game here?
Where is she?Copy !req
523. Okay. Oh, what are you doing, Murray?
This is not a good plan.Copy !req
524. This is crazy.Copy !req
525. Okay. Here goes absolutely nothing.Copy !req
526. One last chance.Copy !req
527. Where is she?Copy !req
528. Go to hell.Copy !req
529. Okay, then.Copy !req
530. Kali.Copy !req
531. No, no, no!Copy !req
532. Kali. Kali.Copy !req
533. -Get bandages please.
-Keep pressure on the wound.Copy !req
534. Kali, look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
535. Hang in there, okay?
I'm here. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
536. I'm not going to make it.Copy !req
537. No, don't say that. You will. You will.
You will make it, okay?Copy !req
538. Don't cry, Jane.Copy !req
539. My story...Copy !req
540. was always going to end here.Copy !req
541. No.Copy !req
542. No, no.Copy !req
543. Holly.Copy !req
544. Holly?Copy !req
545. How did you find me?Copy !req
546. Please.Copy !req
547. Please, mister. Don't shoot.Copy !req
548. Who are you?Copy !req
549. Henry. Henry Creel. I live near here.Copy !req
550. Who sent you?Copy !req
551. Nobody sent me.
I was in the caves. I heard a scream.Copy !req
552. They sent you. They sent you!Copy !req
553. You're just confused.
You need a doctor.Copy !req
554. What's happening?Copy !req
555. He's in a memory now.Copy !req
556. And he's scared.Copy !req
557. He's so scared.Copy !req
558. Oh my God. Thank God. Thank God.
Thank God. Thank God.Copy !req
559. I thought you two were goners
for a minute there.Copy !req
560. Oh, what?Copy !req
561. No hug from the big man, huh?Copy !req
562. How about a "thank you
for destroying the Huey, Murray."Copy !req
563. "That was very brave and... and..."Copy !req
564. What's wrong?Copy !req
565. Wait.Copy !req
566. Kali. Where's... Where's Kali?Copy !req
567. Oh God.Copy !req
568. El, I'm...Copy !req
569. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
570. I can jump.Copy !req
571. I can jump those boulders to the Abyss.Copy !req
572. I'll be right there,
right at the tree. Shortcut.Copy !req
573. Henry's still up there.Copy !req
574. -If you fall...
-I won't.Copy !req
575. If you make it...Copy !req
576. I kill him.Copy !req
577. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
578. And then what?Copy !req
579. When I was a kid,
and you found me in the woods...Copy !req
580. I was scared.Copy !req
581. Really scared.Copy !req
582. I didn't understand the world.Copy !req
583. I didn't understand... people.Copy !req
584. You took me in.Copy !req
585. Raised me.Copy !req
586. Protected me.Copy !req
587. Mm.Copy !req
588. You became my dad.Copy !req
589. But I'm not... a kid anymore.Copy !req
590. And I'm not Sara.Copy !req
591. She didn't have a choice to make.Copy !req
592. But I do.Copy !req
593. And I need youCopy !req
594. to trust me to make the right choice.Copy !req
595. I need you to believe in me.Copy !req
596. Find me.Copy !req
597. Ah!Copy !req
598. You must resist it.Copy !req
599. It will consume you.Copy !req
600. It will consume all.Copy !req
601. It wasn't you.Copy !req
602. It was never you.Copy !req
603. Leave me alone.Copy !req
604. That's why the Mind Flayer didn't want you
in the cave.Copy !req
605. It didn't want you to remember.Copy !req
606. I said leave me alone.Copy !req
607. You were just a kid, a kid like me.Copy !req
608. And it used you.Copy !req
609. It used you to bring it here.Copy !req
610. You're just like me, Henry.Copy !req
611. A vessel.Copy !req
612. But you can resist it. Help us fight it.Copy !req
613. Don't let it win, Henry, please.
Don't let it win.Copy !req
614. No.Copy !req
615. It showed me the truth.Copy !req
616. It showed me that this world is broken.Copy !req
617. That man is broken.Copy !req
618. Don't listen to it, Henry.
It is controlling you right now.Copy !req
619. It has never controlled me.Copy !req
620. And I never controlled it.Copy !req
621. Don't you see, William?Copy !req
622. I could have resisted it.Copy !req
623. But I choseCopy !req
624. to join it.Copy !req
625. Oh my God.Copy !req
626. It needs... me.Copy !req
627. And I need it.Copy !req
628. We...Copy !req
629. ...are...Copy !req
630. one.Copy !req
631. Run!Copy !req
632. Run! Run! Run!Copy !req
633. Dustin!Copy !req
634. -Come on! Come on!
-Let's go!Copy !req
635. Come on!Copy !req
636. Shit!Copy !req
637. Come on, go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
638. Run! Run! Run!Copy !req
639. -She's hurting it.
-How?Copy !req
640. She's fighting Vecna.Copy !req
641. Hive mind.Copy !req
642. So...Copy !req
643. you truly do want to die.Copy !req
644. -We have to help her.
-How?Copy !req
645. The hive mind works in both ways.
If we hurt the Mind Flayer, we hurt Vecna.Copy !req
646. What, hurt Godzilla over there?Copy !req
647. The only way to damage anything
of that scale, we spread out.Copy !req
648. Flank it on all sides.
Just chip away at its hit points.Copy !req
649. "Hit points"? What are you talking about?Copy !req
650. There.Copy !req
651. One of us draws it to that canyon.
The rest take positions on those cliffs.Copy !req
652. Ambush it from above.Copy !req
653. There's just one question.Copy !req
654. Which one of us is bait?Copy !req
655. I am.Copy !req
656. Go!Copy !req
657. Come on.Copy !req
658. No!Copy !req
659. No, no!Copy !req
660. There's nothing we can do!
Come on, please!Copy !req
661. Boom!Copy !req
662. Look out! Look out!Copy !req
663. -This is for Eddie, you son of a bitch!
-For Eddie!Copy !req
664. I'm not afraid anymore.Copy !req
665. We're not...Copy !req
666. afraid...Copy !req
667. of you.Copy !req
668. Yeah!Copy !req
669. We gotta go!Copy !req
670. Run! Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
671. El!Copy !req
672. Is everyone okay?Copy !req
673. Holly.Copy !req
674. Holly? Can you hear me?Copy !req
675. Holly? Holly, come on. Come on.Copy !req
676. Nancy?Copy !req
677. Yeah. Yeah, it's me. I'm here.Copy !req
678. Yeah, it's me. I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
679. Holly?Copy !req
680. Hey!Copy !req
681. Hey.Copy !req
682. Okay, get it all out.
You got this. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
683. Where... Where am I?Copy !req
684. You're safe. You're safe, bud, okay?
We're here to get you home.Copy !req
685. Yeah. Whoa!Copy !req
686. I got you, bud. I got you.
I got you, bud. It's okay.Copy !req
687. Please, please. Come back to me!Copy !req
688. No!Copy !req
689. You fucked with the wrong family.Copy !req
690. Mom, you're killing him!Copy !req
691. Help!Copy !req
692. Why don't you
go ahead and go home?Copy !req
693. I didn't run away this time.Copy !req
694. Eddie!Copy !req
695. I love you, man.Copy !req
696. Goodbye, Mike.Copy !req
697. El! El, where are you?Copy !req
698. He did not make me into this.Copy !req
699. You did.Copy !req
700. Will, wake up!Copy !req
701. Go away!Copy !req
702. I just want this to be over.Copy !req
703. -Chief, you copy? Chief?
-Yeah, yeah, I copy. What's going on?Copy !req
704. Well, the nose less bastard's toast.Copy !req
705. We're back in the Upside Down,
and we have the kids.Copy !req
706. How is everybody? Is everybody okay?Copy !req
707. Yeah, the party took a hell of a beating,
but we're okay.Copy !req
708. What about El?Copy !req
709. The whole party.Copy !req
710. So what do we say
you hit the music, old man?Copy !req
711. Destroy the Upside Down once and for all.Copy !req
712. Let's ditch this hellscape.Copy !req
713. Yeah, copy that.Copy !req
714. All right. The countdown begins.Copy !req
715. Hey, stop!
You're gonna get it all over me!Copy !req
716. Hey, hey, I'm nasty too.Copy !req
717. It does stink.Copy !req
718. ♪ How can you just leave me standing ♪Copy !req
719. ♪ Alone in a world that's so cold? ♪Copy !req
720. ♪ The world is so cold ♪Copy !req
721. ♪ Maybe I'm just too demanding ♪Copy !req
722. ♪ Maybe I'm just like my father
Too bold ♪Copy !req
723. ♪ Maybe you're just like my mother ♪Copy !req
724. ♪ She's never satisfied ♪Copy !req
725. ♪ Why do we scream at each other? ♪Copy !req
726. What are you doing? You're gonna let
more of that crap in here.Copy !req
727. It's either that or pass out.Copy !req
728. Because you smell like...Copy !req
729. I actually don't know what you smell like,
but it's bad.Copy !req
730. Assholes.Copy !req
731. Eh?Copy !req
732. That's good.Copy !req
733. There she is, home sweet home.Copy !req
734. So, Jimbo, I just gotta ask.
How does it feel?Copy !req
735. Feels like I need a nap and a smoke.Copy !req
736. -I thought you quit.
-Yeah.Copy !req
737. That's why it's gonna taste so good.Copy !req
738. Watch out!Copy !req
739. Everyone okay?Copy !req
740. Everyone put your hands up!Copy !req
741. I said, hands up!Copy !req
742. -Move!
-Hey! Get off me!Copy !req
743. Get down! Get down! Get your hands up!Copy !req
744. -I said hands up!
-Oh, wow!Copy !req
745. Okay, okay.Copy !req
746. No! No! That's my sister! Let go of me!Copy !req
747. -Yeah, yeah!
-Okay, okay!Copy !req
748. Let's go! Move!Copy !req
749. -Dustin!
-Holly, what's happening?Copy !req
750. Everybody up! Everybody up!Copy !req
751. El? Do you see El?Copy !req
752. Sergeant! Where's the girl?Copy !req
753. She was right here one second ago.Copy !req
754. She must have escaped.Copy !req
755. Oh God.Copy !req
756. -Mike...
-Get off me! Get off me!Copy !req
757. You...Copy !req
758. You have to get out of there!
You have to get out!Copy !req
759. None of this will ever end,
not if I'm still here.Copy !req
760. No, no. We'll figure something out.
We'll fight back. We always do.Copy !req
761. I need you to talk to the others.Copy !req
762. -No. No.
-I need you to thank them for me.Copy !req
763. For being so kind to me.Copy !req
764. And teaching me what it means
to be a friend.Copy !req
765. No! Please don't do this.Copy !req
766. Mike, I need you
to help them understand my choice.Copy !req
767. But I don't. I don't understand.Copy !req
768. I know.Copy !req
769. But you will.Copy !req
770. One day, you will.Copy !req
771. You understand me.Copy !req
772. Better than anyone.Copy !req
773. You always have.Copy !req
774. From the day we met...Copy !req
775. ...you've seen me.Copy !req
776. Well, my name's Mike. Short for Michael.Copy !req
777. Maybe we can call you El.
Short for Eleven.Copy !req
778. The real me.Copy !req
779. ♪ I never meant to cause you any sorrow ♪Copy !req
780. ♪ I never meant to cause you any pain ♪Copy !req
781. ♪ I only wanted one time
To see you laughing ♪Copy !req
782. I love you.Copy !req
783. I love you for exactly who you are.Copy !req
784. ♪ I only wanted to see you laughing
In the purple rain ♪Copy !req
785. Please don't leave me, El.Copy !req
786. Please don't do this.Copy !req
787. I will always be with you.Copy !req
788. I love you.Copy !req
789. ♪ Purple rain, purple rain ♪Copy !req
790. Goodbye, Mike.Copy !req
791. ♪ Purple rain ♪Copy !req
792. El! El! El! El! El!Copy !req
793. -El!
-Mike!Copy !req
794. -Hey, don't touch her!
-Mike!Copy !req
795. Get off me! Get off me!Copy !req
796. El! El! El!Copy !req
797. El!Copy !req
798. El, no!Copy !req
799. Eleven!Copy !req
800. El!Copy !req
801. El! El!Copy !req
802. No!Copy !req
803. El!Copy !req
804. El! El!Copy !req
805. -Check it out?
-Yeah.Copy !req
806. Hi there, strangers.
It's been a while.Copy !req
807. I wonder... I mean...Copy !req
808. Do you guys... even remember me?Copy !req
809. Okay, maybe I'm being too modest.
I mean, let's be honest,Copy !req
810. who could forget this soothing voice
with a trace of a Debra Winger rasp?Copy !req
811. That's right. It's me,
Robin Buckley, aka Rockin' Robin.Copy !req
812. Jimmy "Fast Hands" was kind enough
to let me back into the boothCopy !req
813. for a guest stint,Copy !req
814. but you're gonna have to cut me some slack
because I am feeling rusty.Copy !req
815. I mean, what do I even talk about?
You know?Copy !req
816. My go-to subjects are as out of date
as, well, as my friend's bowl cut.Copy !req
817. I mean, there's no soldiers,Copy !req
818. no fences,Copy !req
819. no Big Brother cameras,Copy !req
820. and the only Big Mac I can find
is a Smush Double Patty at Mickey D's.Copy !req
821. People are happy and smiling
and going to the movies.Copy !req
822. But hey, who doesn't wanna see
Indy's new adventure?Copy !req
823. Shit. Uh...Copy !req
824. There we go.Copy !req
825. Sorry about that.
My partner in crime ditched me.Copy !req
826. But, well, as far as excuses go,Copy !req
827. he had a pretty good one.Copy !req
828. Let's go, boys!
Baseball ready! Baseball ready!Copy !req
829. -Now...
- No mental mistakes!Copy !req
830. ...I am almost
too superstitious to say this,Copy !req
831. and I'm knocking on some wood here,Copy !req
832. but I think the Hawkins curse
has finally lifted.Copy !req
833. All right, Thomas.
Let's go. Here we go, man!Copy !req
834. -But at the same time...
-Let's go.Copy !req
835. ...this isn't even the Hawkins
that I remember.Copy !req
836. It feels so different.Copy !req
837. But maybe it's not the town.Copy !req
838. Maybe it's me that's changed.Copy !req
839. We probably all have.Copy !req
840. At least, that's certainly true
of my friends.Copy !req
841. Who,
by the way, are graduating today.Copy !req
842. That's right, Hawkins High class of '89
is walking the podium today.Copy !req
843. I hope you all come out and support them.
I know I will.Copy !req
844. Because if anyone deserves a standing O,
they do.Copy !req
845. So to get their party started,
a new favorite.Copy !req
846. You break any more bones,
you're on your own.Copy !req
847. Because I am done with hospitals.Copy !req
848. Maybe I should be on my own.Copy !req
849. I mean...Copy !req
850. what is going on here?Copy !req
851. What? We're graduating today.Copy !req
852. In two hours.
I think you're getting ahead of yourself.Copy !req
853. Hmm.Copy !req
854. Okay, now you're definitely
getting ahead of yourself.Copy !req
855. I'm sorry. You're just looking,
uh, super sexy right now.Copy !req
856. And you're looking super dorky.Copy !req
857. ♪ Here comes your man ♪Copy !req
858. ♪ Here comes your man ♪Copy !req
859. Ugh, gag me with a spoon.Copy !req
860. ♪ Here comes your man ♪Copy !req
861. You gonna take the picture?Copy !req
862. Already? Please?Copy !req
863. Ma, it's okay.Copy !req
864. -I'm only a day's drive away.
-I know.Copy !req
865. I'm gonna come home
every chance that I get.Copy !req
866. Okay.Copy !req
867. I'm gonna call you so much
that you're gonna wanna change numbers.Copy !req
868. -Okay.
-Okay?Copy !req
869. Okay.Copy !req
870. -I love you.
-I love you.Copy !req
871. Do you wanna take more pictures?Copy !req
872. -Yeah.
-Okay.Copy !req
873. Ooh, so handsome. My valedictorian.Copy !req
874. Superman!Copy !req
875. -All right, rolling.
-Happy graduation.Copy !req
876. Happy graduation.Copy !req
877. -That's nice.
-Class of '89.Copy !req
878. Yeah.Copy !req
879. Shit. Hold on. No, no.Copy !req
880. -Oh God. No.
-Let him hang it back up.Copy !req
881. -Leave the bed sheet.
-No, no, no.Copy !req
882. There's too much light.
It needs diffusion.Copy !req
883. -It's not The Godfather.
-I know it's not.Copy !req
884. -Let him hang it up.
-You get one more take.Copy !req
885. It's been all day
'cause of the artist...Copy !req
886. -Hello?
-Joyce. This is Karen. Have you seen Mike?Copy !req
887. No, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
888. We haven't seen him since last night.Copy !req
889. It's Karen. She can't find Mike.Copy !req
890. ♪ Here comes your man ♪Copy !req
891. El! El!Copy !req
892. El!Copy !req
893. Hey, kid.Copy !req
894. Thought I might find you here.Copy !req
895. Your mom's freaking out.Copy !req
896. Can't say I blame her. I mean...Copy !req
897. I don't know if you remember,
but we do have a historyCopy !req
898. of kids going missing in this town.Copy !req
899. She won't understand.Copy !req
900. She'll never understand why I can't do it,
why I can't walk the stage.Copy !req
901. It'd be like a lie.Copy !req
902. Like I'm okay with moving on.Copy !req
903. And I'm not.Copy !req
904. I'm not okay with it.Copy !req
905. I had this plan.Copy !req
906. That me and El, we were gonna go
someplace far away,Copy !req
907. and... and no one would find us.Copy !req
908. And I said this thing about going
somewhere with three waterfalls.Copy !req
909. I mean, I... I don't even know
if she believed me.Copy !req
910. Who would? Three waterfalls?
I mean, that's so stupid, childish.Copy !req
911. It was a fantasy plan.
I should've had a real one.Copy !req
912. I just didn't...Copy !req
913. I didn't think that she would just...Copy !req
914. Hey, hey. This...Copy !req
915. It's not your... It's not your fault.Copy !req
916. What happened is not your fault.Copy !req
917. El made her choice.Copy !req
918. Now it's time for you to make yours.Copy !req
919. And the way I see it,
you got two roads ahead of you.Copy !req
920. You got one roadCopy !req
921. where you keep blaming yourself
for what happened.Copy !req
922. You keep going over it in your head,
what you could've done differently.Copy !req
923. You push people away, and you suffer,
because that's what you think you deserve.Copy !req
924. And then there's another road...Copy !req
925. where you find a way
to accept what happened.Copy !req
926. Find a way to accept her choice.Copy !req
927. Doesn't mean you gotta like it.
Doesn't mean you gotta understand it.Copy !req
928. And never think about it.Copy !req
929. You just accept it.Copy !req
930. And you live the best goddamn life
you can.Copy !req
931. I've been down that first road before.Copy !req
932. And I don't recommend it.Copy !req
933. And as for El...Copy !req
934. I think you know
what she would have wanted for you.Copy !req
935. -I don't know. Me?
-Yeah.Copy !req
936. -Never been.
-Me neither. But I think she'd like it.Copy !req
937. Good afternoon, everyone,Copy !req
938. and welcome to the graduation ceremony
for the class of '89.Copy !req
939. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
940. Mike.Copy !req
941. I'm sorry, Mom. I panicked.Copy !req
942. You don't have to explain.Copy !req
943. God, look at you.Copy !req
944. You're all grown up.Copy !req
945. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
946. I'm so, so proud.Copy !req
947. I love you, Mom.Copy !req
948. I love you, baby.Copy !req
949. And now it's my great pleasure
to introduce someoneCopy !req
950. who has truly excelled
during their time here.Copy !req
951. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome
for your valedictorian, Dustin Henderson.Copy !req
952. Yeah, buddy!Copy !req
953. Dustin!Copy !req
954. That's my friend!Copy !req
955. Whoo!Copy !req
956. I just wanted a normal childhood.Copy !req
957. But that childhood was stolen from me.Copy !req
958. It was stolen from us.Copy !req
959. And this past year,
if you wanna know the truth,Copy !req
960. I've been pretty pissed off about it.Copy !req
961. Language.Copy !req
962. But then I thought back
to the past six years,Copy !req
963. and I realized that,
even though there was a lot of bad,Copy !req
964. there was so much good too.Copy !req
965. There's this game I like to play.Copy !req
966. It's called Dungeons & Dragons.Copy !req
967. -Yup!
-Jesus Christ.Copy !req
968. And in this game,
there are two types of chaos classes,Copy !req
969. chaotic good and chaotic bad.Copy !req
970. Now, bad chaos brings
anarchy, destruction, war.Copy !req
971. But good chaos can bring innovation,Copy !req
972. change.Copy !req
973. And this school,Copy !req
974. frankly, it needed to change.Copy !req
975. Because we were so divided
into the jocks, the nerds, freaks.Copy !req
976. And in the chaos,Copy !req
977. all those walls broke down,Copy !req
978. and I made new friends.Copy !req
979. I made friends who were never even
supposed to be my friends.Copy !req
980. This wasn't just me.
I saw this happen with so many others.Copy !req
981. When you get to know people
who are different from you,Copy !req
982. you begin to learn more about yourself.Copy !req
983. You change.Copy !req
984. You grow.Copy !req
985. I'm a better person now.Copy !req
986. I'm a better person because of them,Copy !req
987. because of my friends.Copy !req
988. So, I'm not pissed off anymore.Copy !req
989. But I am worried.Copy !req
990. Worried,Copy !req
991. because now that the chaos is over,Copy !req
992. Principal Higgins
and every square like himCopy !req
993. is gonna do their damnedest
to put everything back in order.Copy !req
994. And I don't want order,Copy !req
995. which is why it's hypocritical
that I'm wearing this thing.Copy !req
996. I mean, we look ridiculous.
What is this? We look like Roman senators.Copy !req
997. I mean, it's not who I am.
I don't think it's who any of us are.Copy !req
998. So, honestly, just screw it.Copy !req
999. -Henderson.
-Yes!Copy !req
1000. -Screw the school.
-Henderson! Henderson!Copy !req
1001. -Screw the system.
-That's enough!Copy !req
1002. Screw conformity.Copy !req
1003. -Screw everyone and everything...
-Yes!Copy !req
1004. ...trying to hold you back
and tear us apart,Copy !req
1005. because this, this is our year!Copy !req
1006. -Yeah!
-Yeah!Copy !req
1007. Yeah!Copy !req
1008. Whoo!Copy !req
1009. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1010. ♪ The bugle sounds, the charge begins ♪Copy !req
1011. ♪ But on this battlefield, no one wins ♪Copy !req
1012. ♪ The smell of acrid smoke
And horses' breath ♪Copy !req
1013. ♪ As I plunge on into certain death ♪Copy !req
1014. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1015. Settle down!Copy !req
1016. Back in your seats now!Copy !req
1017. Summer school for all of you!Copy !req
1018. And detention!Copy !req
1019. -Dustin!
-Dustin!Copy !req
1020. Dustin!Copy !req
1021. You're a madman.
You're an absolute madman.Copy !req
1022. -Higgins totally shit his pants.
-What's he gonna do, expel me?Copy !req
1023. -You're crazy.
-Hey.Copy !req
1024. Hey, Stacey.Copy !req
1025. I just wanted to say what you did up there
was pretty badass.Copy !req
1026. Oh. Thanks. I was kind of just going
for a bit of a Belushi thing.Copy !req
1027. But if he was in like a Hughes film.Copy !req
1028. But I don't know. Does that make sense?Copy !req
1029. Yeah.Copy !req
1030. -That's okay if you...
-No, totally.Copy !req
1031. -Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1032. Okay. Cool.Copy !req
1033. -Why'd I say that?
-Dude...Copy !req
1034. Hey, so I'm having a party later tonight.Copy !req
1035. You guys should come.Copy !req
1036. -Wait.
-Did that just happen?Copy !req
1037. Should we go?Copy !req
1038. Is that rhetorical?Copy !req
1039. No. Screw that.Copy !req
1040. I got a better idea.Copy !req
1041. Way better.Copy !req
1042. {\an8}I'm just saying, I think
you guys would really dig New York.Copy !req
1043. {\an8}-Yeah.
-How much is rent?Copy !req
1044. {\an8}-Thinking about moving?
-You wanna come live with me?Copy !req
1045. {\an8}You're serious? Come on.Copy !req
1046. I mean, look at this place.
The sunset, the view.Copy !req
1047. Whoo!Copy !req
1048. You guys are seriously telling me
you don't miss any of this?Copy !req
1049. Mm.Copy !req
1050. No.Copy !req
1051. The forest, the quarry,
Family Video, the Hawk?Copy !req
1052. No.Copy !req
1053. No, I couldn't come back here
if you paid me a million bucks.Copy !req
1054. Mm. You'd need a lot less than a million,
I'll tell you that.Copy !req
1055. Prices are still way down.Copy !req
1056. There's actually this rad place
over in Forest Hills.Copy !req
1057. I can't quite afford it yet,
but I'm close.Copy !req
1058. And that is on a coach's salary.Copy !req
1059. -Don't forget sex ed teacher.
-That's true.Copy !req
1060. They have you teaching sex ed?Copy !req
1061. It's part of the gig.Copy !req
1062. If I had a question about an STD,
you'd be the first person I'd come to.Copy !req
1063. Thank you?Copy !req
1064. No, I love it.Copy !req
1065. I love teaching these kids, you know?Copy !req
1066. I get to teach them
about the miracle of life,Copy !req
1067. and how to not start it accidentally.Copy !req
1068. And this time,
I'm in control of the grades.Copy !req
1069. And why do I feel
like you go pretty easy there?Copy !req
1070. I have a strict A policy.Copy !req
1071. -Uh-huh.
-B, if you're a real knucklehead.Copy !req
1072. That's about as low as I go.Copy !req
1073. Hell, can you come and teach at NYU?Copy !req
1074. I mean, what, I'm gonna grade your movieCopy !req
1075. about capitalism,
cannibalism, or whatever?Copy !req
1076. No, it's anti-capitalist. The Consumer.Copy !req
1077. It's a metaphor. The more she eats,
the hungrier she gets.Copy !req
1078. -Right.
-Okay.Copy !req
1079. -Well, I mean, it's a working...
-Obviously.Copy !req
1080. -That's the working title.
-It's good.Copy !req
1081. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1082. Now, Smith. Smith, I... I would consider.Copy !req
1083. Oh, really?Copy !req
1084. Is it the lectures on Steinem
that draw youCopy !req
1085. or the high concentration of women?Copy !req
1086. Can't it be both?Copy !req
1087. What about you, Nance?Copy !req
1088. How are the babes at Emerson?Copy !req
1089. Oh, um...Copy !req
1090. I wouldn't know.Copy !req
1091. I dropped out.Copy !req
1092. No way. What?Copy !req
1093. Ho, ho, ho! I knew it.
You became a Navy SEAL.Copy !req
1094. Oh no, not quite. I...Copy !req
1095. I took a job at the Herald.Copy !req
1096. Which... It sounds fancier like that.
It's a trainee position.Copy !req
1097. But I don't know.
I was just sick of schoolCopy !req
1098. and thought I'd maybe get out there
and... try the real world.Copy !req
1099. Nancy Wheeler.Copy !req
1100. Still full of surprises.Copy !req
1101. You know,Copy !req
1102. there actually is something
that I miss about this place.Copy !req
1103. I miss this.Copy !req
1104. Just...Copy !req
1105. us.Copy !req
1106. Hanging out.Copy !req
1107. I miss you guys.Copy !req
1108. I really like my new friends.Copy !req
1109. But it's...Copy !req
1110. It's not the same.Copy !req
1111. I don't think it ever will be.Copy !req
1112. Okay, Jesus.Copy !req
1113. You're killing me, man.Copy !req
1114. Let's do something about it.Copy !req
1115. I don't know. We could...Copy !req
1116. meet up.Copy !req
1117. Once a month, here.Copy !req
1118. Yeah, or... or maybe somewhere
just more neutral.Copy !req
1119. -Like...
-Okay.Copy !req
1120. What's a city between Hawkins,
and Massachusetts, New York?Copy !req
1121. Louisville.Copy !req
1122. -Uh, Philly.
-Philly.Copy !req
1123. I have an uncle who lives in Philly.
He's weird, but he's got a big house.Copy !req
1124. -Does it have a basement?
-Yeah.Copy !req
1125. -And a boiler room?
-A boiler room?Copy !req
1126. Yeah.Copy !req
1127. Oh my God, it's perfect.
You know, for the hideout.Copy !req
1128. You know, where she traps all the men
and then burns their bodies.Copy !req
1129. -The Consumer.
-The Consumer.Copy !req
1130. -What do you think I'm talking about?
-I thought you were trying to kill us.Copy !req
1131. Oh no.Copy !req
1132. Okay, okay. Yeah, so we'll meet
at Robin's weird uncle's house,Copy !req
1133. and we'll drink and reminisceCopy !req
1134. and make Jonathan's
anti-capitalist cannibal movie.Copy !req
1135. Starting next month.Copy !req
1136. Yeah, I'm in.Copy !req
1137. I'm in.Copy !req
1138. To nothing ever keeping us apart.Copy !req
1139. Including overbearing significant others.Copy !req
1140. School.Copy !req
1141. Mortgages.Copy !req
1142. And kids.Copy !req
1143. -Cheers.
-Cheers.Copy !req
1144. Yeah, Steve. Kids?Copy !req
1145. I don't know, guys.
I think Kristen might be the one.Copy !req
1146. So, didn't you say the same thing
about Dawn?Copy !req
1147. -No.
-And Margaret.Copy !req
1148. And Julie.Copy !req
1149. I did not say that about Julie.
She was drama from the start.Copy !req
1150. Drama?Copy !req
1151. Like, is she a good actor?Copy !req
1152. Yeah, you do not wanna...Copy !req
1153. I mean, I'm looking.Copy !req
1154. -No, no, no. Not there.
-Yeah, have her come along.Copy !req
1155. Chief. Mrs. Byers. Always a pleasure.Copy !req
1156. Are we ready to order?Copy !req
1157. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
1158. Yeah. We're gonna have a bottle
of the Cabernet Sauv...Copy !req
1159. -Sauvignon.
-Yeah. Cabernet Sauvignon.Copy !req
1160. And we'll have some caviar to start.Copy !req
1161. And we will have
two of the fillet specials,Copy !req
1162. however the chef would like
to prepare them.Copy !req
1163. -Very good, sir.
-Okay.Copy !req
1164. -Hop!
-What?Copy !req
1165. It's a big day.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime day.Copy !req
1166. You raised two beautiful boys
into incredible men.Copy !req
1167. They had a lot more to overcome
than just puberty.Copy !req
1168. You should be happy.Copy !req
1169. You should be proud.Copy !req
1170. I am, but...Copy !req
1171. It's just...Copy !req
1172. It's gonna be quiet in that cabin.Copy !req
1173. It's just us and the crickets.Copy !req
1174. Ugh, the crickets. Yeah. I don't like
the sound of those crickets anymore.Copy !req
1175. Thank you.Copy !req
1176. I wish, uh...Copy !req
1177. I wish it was the sound
of something different.Copy !req
1178. Maybe, um, squawk of seagullsCopy !req
1179. or, uh, waves gently lapping on the beach.Copy !req
1180. Well, that sounds nice.Copy !req
1181. Could be real.Copy !req
1182. I'm just saying there's nothing
tying us down here anymore.Copy !req
1183. But you seem to think
our bank account is bigger than it is.Copy !req
1184. Could be.Copy !req
1185. I got a call from my buddy
in the New York days.Copy !req
1186. Montauk's looking
for a new chief of police.Copy !req
1187. Town's up and coming. It'd be 20% more.Copy !req
1188. I know that's not big enough
for a mansion or anything,Copy !req
1189. but it's... significant.Copy !req
1190. Kids would be closer.
Just a little quick trip into the city.Copy !req
1191. You and me?Copy !req
1192. We could start again.Copy !req
1193. Fresh.Copy !req
1194. Together.Copy !req
1195. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1196. We don't have to figure out
anything tonight.Copy !req
1197. We don't have to decide
anything, but, um...Copy !req
1198. That's not true.Copy !req
1199. What...?Copy !req
1200. There's one thing
I would like to decide tonight.Copy !req
1201. Who's...?Copy !req
1202. ♪ At last ♪Copy !req
1203. Joyce Byers.Copy !req
1204. ♪ My love has come along ♪Copy !req
1205. Will you spend the rest of your lifeCopy !req
1206. with a tired, grumpy, stubborn old man
who loves you very much?Copy !req
1207. Yes. I will.Copy !req
1208. ♪ Oh, well, at last ♪Copy !req
1209. ♪ The skies above are blue ♪Copy !req
1210. ♪ My heart was wrapped up in clover ♪Copy !req
1211. ♪ The night that I looked at you ♪Copy !req
1212. ♪ At last ♪Copy !req
1213. ♪ Ooh ♪Copy !req
1214. A hushed quiet falls over the town.Copy !req
1215. Frightened villagers watch
from rooftops and alleyways, wondering,Copy !req
1216. how will this all end?Copy !req
1217. The sound of boots echo across the squareCopy !req
1218. as Strahd von Zarovich strides up
to Dustin the Bard.Copy !req
1219. -Don't do this.
-The vampire lord lunges.Copy !req
1220. -No!
-Plunging its fangs into his throat.Copy !req
1221. Onlookers gasp as his body collapses.Copy !req
1222. His lute clatters across the cobblestone,
letting out a final mournful note.Copy !req
1223. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1224. A lone hero remains, Will the Wise,
Barovia's last and only hope.Copy !req
1225. Cast Meteor Swarm. Take out the bastard.Copy !req
1226. -I can't.
-Why not?Copy !req
1227. He's in the range
of the suppression stone. No magic.Copy !req
1228. Then just whack him with your staff.Copy !req
1229. And inflict six points of damage.
He has 30 HP left.Copy !req
1230. Okay, so now what?Copy !req
1231. -That's it.
-Nothing.Copy !req
1232. What do you mean, nothing?Copy !req
1233. -Checkmate.
-We lost.Copy !req
1234. So after all of that,
Strahd von Douchebag just wins?Copy !req
1235. -This game is bullshit!
-I agree.Copy !req
1236. Stupid, goddamn waste of time!Copy !req
1237. Strahd takes
great pleasure in your anger.Copy !req
1238. Time to join your friends, sorcerer.Copy !req
1239. Just get it over with and roll.
I don't wanna hear his shit anymore.Copy !req
1240. All right.Copy !req
1241. The mage. From the Abbey of St. Markovia.
She said we can summon her.Copy !req
1242. When at our lowest depth.Copy !req
1243. The incantation to summon her.
What's the incantation?Copy !req
1244. -What is the incantation?
-Will! Will!Copy !req
1245. "Oh, mage! Arise and end our fall
from darkened paths and secrets deep."Copy !req
1246. "Come forth and help your promise keep."Copy !req
1247. Nothing happens.Copy !req
1248. -Come on, man.
-Why?Copy !req
1249. Then why do we even have the incantation?Copy !req
1250. -What?
-Wait.Copy !req
1251. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1252. A purple light begins to shine
through the mist.Copy !req
1253. Growing brighter and brighter.Copy !req
1254. It's a portal.Copy !req
1255. And out of this portal steps...Copy !req
1256. the Mage of St. Markovia!Copy !req
1257. The mage holds out her hands, and shoom,
a beam of powerful light shoots forward.Copy !req
1258. Strahd lets out a piercing...Copy !req
1259. ...as his body shrivels, burns,
and turns to ash.Copy !req
1260. Bada-boom!Copy !req
1261. How do you like that?Copy !req
1262. Whoo!Copy !req
1263. The misty gloom that shrouds the village
of Barovia evaporates,Copy !req
1264. and you are met
with cheers from the townsfolk.Copy !req
1265. In honor of your courage and bravery,
they give you medals,Copy !req
1266. and you are all awarded
1,000 pieces of gold each.Copy !req
1267. Flush with wealth and honor,Copy !req
1268. you live out the rest of your lives
in comfort and in happiness.Copy !req
1269. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1270. The end.Copy !req
1271. -Great campaign.
-Good campaign, buddy.Copy !req
1272. Great campaign.Copy !req
1273. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. That's it?Copy !req
1274. Comfort and happiness?
Could you be more trite?Copy !req
1275. I thought you were some kind
of master storyteller or something.Copy !req
1276. Oh.Copy !req
1277. Well, it is true,
the comfort and happiness part.Copy !req
1278. But happiness can be found in many places.Copy !req
1279. The knight and the zoomer,Copy !req
1280. they retire from battle,
and they settle down in a small village.Copy !req
1281. With each passing day,Copy !req
1282. their love grows stronger.Copy !req
1283. The bard,Copy !req
1284. craving knowledge,Copy !req
1285. makes his way
to the Mage's Guild of Enclave,Copy !req
1286. where he spends his days
in their vast library.Copy !req
1287. -Though deeply devoted to his studies...
-Hey, buddy.Copy !req
1288. ...he still makes time
for the occasional adventure.Copy !req
1289. As for Will the Wise,Copy !req
1290. he travels far and long
to the bustling city of Vallaki.Copy !req
1291. It's overwhelming at first.Copy !req
1292. So very different
from the village where he spent his youth.Copy !req
1293. But it isn't long
before he finds his place there.Copy !req
1294. Hey!Copy !req
1295. And with that, deep happinessCopy !req
1296. and acceptance.Copy !req
1297. And the storyteller? What about him?Copy !req
1298. The storyteller keeps telling stories,Copy !req
1299. stories inspired by his friends.Copy !req
1300. One day, he hopesCopy !req
1301. their tales of grand adventure
will spread far and wide across the landCopy !req
1302. so all can know of their great bravery.Copy !req
1303. But there is a story
that he can never tell.Copy !req
1304. The story of the mage.Copy !req
1305. Or at least not the real story.Copy !req
1306. The real story?Copy !req
1307. When she cast Sunbeam.Copy !req
1308. Get off me!Copy !req
1309. Goodbye, Mike.Copy !req
1310. She expended the last of her energy,
and she vanished.Copy !req
1311. El!Copy !req
1312. But has anyone asked themselves
how she cast that spell?Copy !req
1313. The suppression stone.Copy !req
1314. She couldn't have used her magic.Copy !req
1315. In the excitement, no one even noticed.Copy !req
1316. But you see, the mage is very clever.Copy !req
1317. A cleverness only matched by her sister,Copy !req
1318. who, upon hearing the pleads
of the paladin,Copy !req
1319. had a change of heart.Copy !req
1320. Don't cry, Jane.Copy !req
1321. My story...Copy !req
1322. was always going to end here.Copy !req
1323. But yours doesn't have to.Copy !req
1324. Together, the sisters devised a plan,Copy !req
1325. a plan to protect the mage
from the Order of the Black Hand,Copy !req
1326. who remained hell-bent
on stealing her powers.Copy !req
1327. So in order to trick them,
she had to make everyone,Copy !req
1328. including her friends,
believe that she was dead.Copy !req
1329. And so the sister cast a spell
from far away.Copy !req
1330. Safe from the power
of the suppression stone.Copy !req
1331. El! Do you see El?Copy !req
1332. A spell of invisibility.Copy !req
1333. Once the mage escaped,
the sister cast one final spell.Copy !req
1334. The mage you saw die was not real.Copy !req
1335. She was an illusion.Copy !req
1336. Where did she go?Copy !req
1337. No one knows.Copy !req
1338. No one will ever know.Copy !req
1339. But I'd... I'd like to imagine that she's
in a beautiful land, somewhere far away.Copy !req
1340. She finds a small town to call home.Copy !req
1341. Safe from the danger of the Black Hand.Copy !req
1342. And it is here,Copy !req
1343. at last,Copy !req
1344. that she finds peace.Copy !req
1345. That she finally finds happiness.Copy !req
1346. And this is just a theory, right?Copy !req
1347. How do we know it's true?Copy !req
1348. We don't.Copy !req
1349. Not for sure.Copy !req
1350. But I choose to believe that it is.Copy !req
1351. I believe.Copy !req
1352. I believe.Copy !req
1353. I believe.Copy !req
1354. I believe.Copy !req
1355. I believe.Copy !req
1356. Guys! What's going on?
The lasagna's getting cold!Copy !req
1357. Yeah, we... we just finished.
We'll be right up.Copy !req
1358. -Holly, how do we play this game?
-Jesus, watch out!Copy !req
1359. Jeez yourself!
You said you'd be done an hour ago!Copy !req
1360. Look, it's our own little castle.Copy !req
1361. I'll look in the manual
for like a starter campaign in here.Copy !req
1362. Why do you get to be Dungeon Master?Copy !req
1363. Because this was my idea,
and this is my house!Copy !req
1364. You told me
this was not going to be nerdy!Copy !req
1365. -This is super nerdy!
-Put him down!Copy !req
1366. -Did you just fart?
-No.Copy !req
1367. Something smells. I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
1368. It's just old pizza.Copy !req
1369. Old pizza doesn't smell like crusty ass!Copy !req
1370. Blame it on the girls.Copy !req
1371. Excuse me, girls don't fart.
If they do, it smells like roses.Copy !req
1372. Listen to Holly!Copy !req
1373. -You get these back when you focus!
-I can't see!Copy !req
1374. Okay! You can be a halfling! A halfling!Copy !req
1375. You want me to walk around like this
and fall over?Copy !req
1376. No, you're sitting down
and focusing!Copy !req
1377. Give me my glasses back!Copy !req
1378. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
1379. ♪ I wish you could swim ♪Copy !req
1380. ♪ Like the dolphinsCopy !req
1381. ♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪♪Copy !req
1382. ♪ Though nothing ♪Copy !req
1383. ♪ Nothing will keep us together ♪Copy !req
1384. {\an8}♪ We can beat them forever and ever ♪Copy !req
1385. ♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1386. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1387. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
1388. ♪ I will be king ♪Copy !req
1389. ♪ And you ♪Copy !req
1390. ♪ You will be queen ♪Copy !req
1391. ♪ Though nothing ♪Copy !req
1392. ♪ Will drive them away ♪Copy !req
1393. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1394. {\an8}♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1395. ♪ We can be us ♪Copy !req
1396. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1397. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
1398. -♪ I can remember ♪
-♪ I remember ♪Copy !req
1399. ♪ Standing ♪Copy !req
1400. -♪ By the wall ♪
-♪ By the wall ♪Copy !req
1401. ♪ And the guns ♪Copy !req
1402. -♪ Shot above our heads ♪
-♪ Over our heads ♪Copy !req
1403. ♪ And we kissed ♪Copy !req
1404. -♪ As though nothing could fall ♪
-♪ Nothing could fall ♪Copy !req
1405. {\an8}♪ And the shame ♪Copy !req
1406. ♪ Was on the other side ♪Copy !req
1407. {\an8}♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪Copy !req
1408. {\an8}♪ Forever and ever ♪Copy !req
1409. {\an8}♪ Then we can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1410. {\an8}♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1411. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1412. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1413. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1414. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req