1. - One for each of you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
2. Have fun.Copy !req
3. - There you go.
- Yeah!Copy !req
4. - Now, doesn't that just lift your spirits?Copy !req
5. Let's give another big hand
for the Hawkins High Marching Band!Copy !req
6. I hope you're all having
a good time tonight.Copy !req
7. - Are you having a good time?Copy !req
8. I can't hear you!Copy !req
9. Are you having a good time?Copy !req
10. I want you to know
that we spared no expenseCopy !req
11. to provide you with the very best
entertainment that money can buy!Copy !req
12. Keep your arms inside.Copy !req
13. Uh-oh! Dad can't get out now.Copy !req
14. Why do you two enjoy torturing me?Copy !req
15. - Because it's fun.
- Yeah, Dad, 'cause it's fun!Copy !req
16. - Oh, here we go.Copy !req
17. Oh, boy.Copy !req
18. Hoo!Copy !req
19. But enough of me blabbering.Copy !req
20. Who here wants to see some fireworks?Copy !req
21. Come on, now, you can do better than that.Copy !req
22. Who here wants to see some fireworks?Copy !req
23. Uh, why are we stopping?Copy !req
24. Because I slipped Jimmy a five.Copy !req
25. You what?Copy !req
26. Come on,
these are the best seats in the house.Copy !req
27. The best seats in the house.Copy !req
28. - Oh!Copy !req
29. Happy Fourth of July!Copy !req
30. Whoa!Copy !req
31. - That was pretty, wasn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
32. Yeah.Copy !req
33. Mom, the trees.Copy !req
34. - What, baby?
- The trees are moving.Copy !req
35. Why are you looking at the trees, baby?Copy !req
36. The fireworks. Look at the fireworks!Copy !req
37. That was a big one,
wasn't it?Copy !req
38. He said he was
building something.Copy !req
39. That it was all for me.Copy !req
40. Building something...Copy !req
41. - Is he talking about the flayed?
- He must be.Copy !req
42. So, he's building an army,
just like we thought.Copy !req
43. Yeah, but he's not building this army
to spread.Copy !req
44. He's building it to stop Eleven.Copy !req
45. Last year, El closed the gate on him.Copy !req
46. I have a feeling
that really pissed him off.Copy !req
47. Like, royally.Copy !req
48. And the Mind Flayer now knows that
she's the only thing that can stop him.Copy !req
49. - But if she's out of the way—
- Game over.Copy !req
50. He also saidCopy !req
51. he was gonna kill all of you.Copy !req
52. Yeah, well, that's nice.Copy !req
53. Do you guys hear that?Copy !req
54. It's just the fireworks.Copy !req
55. Billy...Copy !req
56. When he told you this,
it was here, in this room?Copy !req
57. He knows we're here.Copy !req
58. Jesus, slow down!Copy !req
59. Yeah, what is this,
like, the Indy 500?Copy !req
60. It's the Indy 300.Copy !req
61. - No, dingus, it's 500!
- It's 300!Copy !req
62. Let's say a million.Copy !req
63. - What is wrong with them?
- I don't know.Copy !req
64. - Dustin, watch out!
- Shit!Copy !req
65. - Oh!Copy !req
66. You guys all right back there?Copy !req
67. They're fine.Copy !req
68. Come on. We gotta go, now.Copy !req
69. - Come on! Get out!
- Let's go!Copy !req
70. Ow!Copy !req
71. - We're coming!
- Here goes nothin'.Copy !req
72. - This sucks.Copy !req
73. - Hey! You look like you're surfing!
- Surfing! Yeah!Copy !req
74. Whoa!Copy !req
75. - They seem drunk.
- Why would they be drunk?Copy !req
76. I'm a natural! Check it out!Copy !req
77. Whoop!Copy !req
78. Wipeout!Copy !req
79. - He's burning up.
- You're burning up.Copy !req
80. - One sec, one sec. Steve, Steve.
- God, no.Copy !req
81. Ow!Copy !req
82. His pupils are super dilated.Copy !req
83. Maybe he's drugged.Copy !req
84. Ugh. Boop!Copy !req
85. Steve, are you drugged?Copy !req
86. How many times, Dad?Copy !req
87. I don't do drugs. It's only marijuana.Copy !req
88. This isn't funny, okay?
I need to know what they did to you.Copy !req
89. - Are you gonna die on us?
- Boop.Copy !req
90. We all die,
my strange little child friend.Copy !req
91. It's just a matter of how...Copy !req
92. and when.Copy !req
93. They're gonna be looking for us up there,Copy !req
94. so I need you to tell me
where you parked your car.Copy !req
95. Oh, can we make a pit stop
at the food court?Copy !req
96. - I would kill for a hot dog on a stick.
- Ooh!Copy !req
97. All right. Yeah, food.Copy !req
98. Yes, you can have
as much food as you want,Copy !req
99. but only if you tell me
where your car is parked.Copy !req
100. - Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh?Copy !req
101. The car's off the board.Copy !req
102. - What?
- They took the keys.Copy !req
103. The Russians, they took the keys.Copy !req
104. Like, forever ago.Copy !req
105. That's a bummer, right?Copy !req
106. Oh!Copy !req
107. Oh, my God, that tastes so good. Ah!Copy !req
108. Steve, can you taste the air?Copy !req
109. I taste it! I taste it!Copy !req
110. - Stop!
- Shit! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
111. - Stop right there!Copy !req
112. - Okay, okay, okay! Woo!
- Why are we running?Copy !req
113. Yeah. That's good like that.Copy !req
114. Hey, get away from the windows.Copy !req
115. It's close.Copy !req
116. Where'd it go?Copy !req
117. Holy shit.Copy !req
118. El!Copy !req
119. El!Copy !req
120. Pull!Copy !req
121. Nancy, shoot it!Copy !req
122. Come on! Lucas!Copy !req
123. Pull!Copy !req
124. El! El, you okay?Copy !req
125. - Go, go, go!
- Come on, come on, go!Copy !req
126. - Go!
- Hurry up! Come on!Copy !req
127. Everybody out!Copy !req
128. - Go!
- Go, come on!Copy !req
129. - Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
130. - Come on!
- Come on!Copy !req
131. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
132. Get in. Right here.Copy !req
133. - Drive! Drive!Copy !req
134. - Whoa!
- Where are we going?Copy !req
135. - Just trust me.Copy !req
136. All clear.Copy !req
137. Doc!Copy !req
138. What did I tell you?Copy !req
139. Eighty-eight miles per hour!Copy !req
140. Come on.Copy !req
141. The temporal displacement occurred
exactly 1:20...Copy !req
142. - You two, sit.
- No, no, no! These seats are too close!Copy !req
143. - Dude, these seats blow.
- Then don't watch the movie.Copy !req
144. - We wanna watch it.
- Then watch it!Copy !req
145. - Shh!
- Shh!Copy !req
146. Sorry.Copy !req
147. Whatever you do,Copy !req
148. don't... go... anywhere.Copy !req
149. - Fine, Dad.Copy !req
150. The appropriate question is
"When the hell are they?"Copy !req
151. You see, Einstein has just becomeCopy !req
152. - the world's first time traveler!
- Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
153. - I sent him... into the future!Copy !req
154. Okay, it's official.Copy !req
155. I'm never having kids.Copy !req
156. - What are we doing here?
- We're laying low.Copy !req
157. Cooling off.Copy !req
158. Like Oswald.Copy !req
159. Oswald was found in a theater
and shot to death.Copy !req
160. A week later.Copy !req
161. The point is, his plan didn't work.Copy !req
162. Only because it was a setup.Copy !req
163. - What?
- He was just a patsy.Copy !req
164. - Tell me you're joking.
- Shh!Copy !req
165. Shh!Copy !req
166. We need to get outta here.Copy !req
167. All right, you watch
Tweedledee and Tweedledum.Copy !req
168. - Make sure they don't go anywhere.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
169. To find us a ride.Copy !req
170. Look out!Copy !req
171. Doc...Copy !req
172. - What's happening?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
173. Are you telling me that
you built a time machine...Copy !req
174. - What's he saying?
- He's showing me the location of the keyCopy !req
175. to turn off the machine.Copy !req
176. - Sorry, "keys." Two keys.Copy !req
177. Two-man rule.Copy !req
178. - Two-man rule?
- Yeah, two men, two keys, like a...Copy !req
179. nuclear launch.Copy !req
180. But, uh, to retrieve the keys,
there is a vault.Copy !req
181. - And to open the vault,Copy !req
182. you need to enter Planck's constant.Copy !req
183. - Planck's what?
- Planck's constant.Copy !req
184. - It's a very famous number.
- All right, so we get the keys,Copy !req
185. and then we turn the machine off.Copy !req
186. That's what he says.Copy !req
187. All right, well, that shouldn't be
too hard. We can do this.Copy !req
188. Joyce, did you hear the part
where he said the place was likeCopy !req
189. an impenetrable fortress?Copy !req
190. Yeah, but there has to be a way in.Copy !req
191. Yeah, there is. Our military.Copy !req
192. - Who are coming.
- Well, we don't know that anymoreCopy !req
193. because you yelled at them
like it was a parent-teacher conference,Copy !req
194. and then you hung up on them,
so we don't know what the hell's going on,Copy !req
195. because now we're—
Wait, wait, what are we do— Oh!Copy !req
196. Wait, that's right!Copy !req
197. We're on our way to rescue our childrenCopy !req
198. from the big, bad
Fourth of July celebration!Copy !req
199. You know what, if you can't handle this,
then just turn aroundCopy !req
200. and drop me off first.Copy !req
201. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
202. You gonna walk back to Hawkins?Copy !req
203. I will do anything
if it gets me away from you!Copy !req
204. Children! Children! Children!Copy !req
205. This interminable bickering
was amusing at first,Copy !req
206. but it's getting very stale and we've
still got a long drive ahead of us.Copy !req
207. So, why don't you two cut the horseshitCopy !req
208. and get to the part where you admit
your sexual feelings for one another?Copy !req
209. - Whoa!
- You are way off base, buddy!Copy !req
210. Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!Copy !req
211. Yes, yes, he's a brute. I know.Copy !req
212. Probably reminds you
of a bad relationship,Copy !req
213. and, gosh, you'd really like a nice man
to settle down with,Copy !req
214. but, admit it, you're real curious to know
what he's like in the sack.Copy !req
215. And you. Ha!Copy !req
216. Well, you're just a big manbabyCopy !req
217. who'd rather act tough
than show his true feelings,Copy !req
218. because the last time
you opened your heart, you got hurt.Copy !req
219. Owie.Copy !req
220. And now, rather than admit these feelings,
you're dancing around one anotherCopy !req
221. with this mind-numbing
and frankly boorish mating ritual.Copy !req
222. So, please, for my sake,Copy !req
223. either quit your bickering, or pull over,Copy !req
224. tear off those clothes,Copy !req
225. and get it over with already!Copy !req
226. What was that?Copy !req
227. I told them they should have sex.Copy !req
228. They have not had sex?Copy !req
229. No.Copy !req
230. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
231. Okay, get her down.Copy !req
232. Okay.Copy !req
233. Lemme see.Copy !req
234. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
235. What— What— Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
236. I'm cleaning the wound.Copy !req
237. No, first, we need to stop the bleeding,Copy !req
238. then clean, then disinfect, then bandage.Copy !req
239. I skateboard. Trust me.Copy !req
240. Mike, hold this.Copy !req
241. Keep the pressure on it,
nice and firm, okay?Copy !req
242. We're gonna need water, soap.Copy !req
243. - Yeah, okay.
- All right.Copy !req
244. Does any of this help?Copy !req
245. No.Copy !req
246. Go get me a washcloth and a bowl.Copy !req
247. - A bowl?
- Lucas.Copy !req
248. - Go.
- Okay.Copy !req
249. What did that thing
look like to you?Copy !req
250. Like that thing in the hospital,
only bigger.Copy !req
251. Yeah, a lot bigger.Copy !req
252. Like, Tom and Bruce,
they merged to become one, right?Copy !req
253. And— And Driscoll kept saying
how she needed to go back to the source—Copy !req
254. Wait, you think Driscoll's in there?Copy !req
255. Maybe.Copy !req
256. And— And— And maybe Heather and Janet,
too, and God knows who else.Copy !req
257. I don't know how we're gonna
kill this thing, but if we do—Copy !req
258. - We kill all the flayed.
- And... we end this.Copy !req
259. Maybe.Copy !req
260. All I know is...Copy !req
261. we need El.Copy !req
262. Bowl...Copy !req
263. Bowl...Copy !req
264. Bowl...Copy !req
265. - Why wouldn't it be with the cereal?
- I don't know.Copy !req
266. What else do you use a bowl for?Copy !req
267. I— I don't know.Copy !req
268. Oh, shit.Copy !req
269. Satan's Baby.Copy !req
270. You ever shot one of these suckers?Copy !req
271. No. Is it sweet?Copy !req
272. - That's an understatement.
- That doesn't look like a bowl.Copy !req
273. Nah, it's way better.Copy !req
274. There is a reason this warning label
says "18 or older."Copy !req
275. This sucker is filled with 150 grains
of black powder.Copy !req
276. AKA gunpowder.Copy !req
277. Strap two of these together,
and it's bigger than an M-80.Copy !req
278. Five of them,Copy !req
279. we've got ourselves a stick of dynamite.Copy !req
280. You wanna kill that thing with fireworks?Copy !req
281. Do you have a better idea?Copy !req
282. Uh, yeah. Eleven.Copy !req
283. Against that thing?
She's gonna need some backup.Copy !req
284. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
285. Hold this.Copy !req
286. Does that hurt?Copy !req
287. Uh, not bad.Copy !req
288. You're gonna have an awesome scar.Copy !req
289. You'll look even more badass.Copy !req
290. Bitchin'.Copy !req
291. Yeah, bitchin'.Copy !req
292. El...Copy !req
293. Yeah?Copy !req
294. I've been meaning to tell you something.Copy !req
295. It's just, being broken up,Copy !req
296. it's been hard.Copy !req
297. And...Copy !req
298. I like that you and Max are friends now.Copy !req
299. It's just, I was jealous at first,
and— and angry.Copy !req
300. And that's why I said
all that stupid stuff.Copy !req
301. And it's like I wanted you all to myself.Copy !req
302. And now I realize how unfair that is.Copy !req
303. And selfish. And, like... I'm sorry.Copy !req
304. I just, like, I've never felt like this,
you know, with anyone before...Copy !req
305. and...Copy !req
306. You know, they do say
it makes you crazy.Copy !req
307. What makes you crazy?Copy !req
308. You never— You never heard that term...Copy !req
309. You know, like the phrase, like...Copy !req
310. "blank makes you crazy," like the word...Copy !req
311. - "Girlfriends"?
- No, no, no, no, not— not girlfriends.Copy !req
312. - "Boyfriends."
- No! No, no, not boyfriends either.Copy !req
313. - It's like— It's like a feeling or...
- A feeling...Copy !req
314. Yeah, like something... Like, old people
say it to each other sometimes.Copy !req
315. - Old people?
- Yeah.Copy !req
316. What I wanna say is...Copy !req
317. that I just...Copy !req
318. I know that I—Copy !req
319. I repeat... this is a code red!Copy !req
320. - Dustin?Copy !req
321. Mike?Copy !req
322. - Dustin!
- Mike!Copy !req
323. Oh, my God, you have to listen.
I know I've been MIA,Copy !req
324. and I'm sorry, it's not because I'm mad.
I mean, I actually was mad,Copy !req
325. but it's also because
I was trapped undergroundCopy !req
326. in a secret Russian base.Copy !req
327. Dustin, you're going way too fast.
I can't understand you.Copy !req
328. I know that sounds insane,
but the Russians have infiltrated Hawkins!Copy !req
329. The goddamn Russians!Copy !req
330. And now— they're using—
to open the gate.Copy !req
331. Dustin, you're— you're breaking up.Copy !req
332. And now they're after us
and we don't have a way out of here,Copy !req
333. so I need you to come and get us.
Can Nancy drive?Copy !req
334. Dustin, you're cutting out.Copy !req
335. - Mike?
- Dustin, you there?Copy !req
336. Mike? Mike, do you copy?Copy !req
337. Dustin—Copy !req
338. Shit! Not now. Please, not now. Mike!Copy !req
339. - Dustin!
- Mike!Copy !req
340. What is it?Copy !req
341. Do you have any batteries? Double-A?Copy !req
342. Why would I have batteries?Copy !req
343. I always carry batteries.Copy !req
344. Then what's the problem?Copy !req
345. I need eight.Copy !req
346. Eight?Copy !req
347. Shit. Guess we'll have to go to plan B.Copy !req
348. Plan B? What's plan B?Copy !req
349. Where... are they?Copy !req
350. That's amazing.Copy !req
351. So, like, I wasn't totally focused
in there or anything, but...Copy !req
352. I'm pretty sure...Copy !req
353. that mom was trying to bang her son.Copy !req
354. Wait, wait, the hot chick
was Alex P. Keaton's mom?Copy !req
355. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
356. But they're the same age.Copy !req
357. No, but he went back in time.Copy !req
358. Then why is it called Back to the Future?Copy !req
359. He has to go back to the futureCopy !req
360. because he's in the past.Copy !req
361. So, the future is actually the present,Copy !req
362. which is his time.Copy !req
363. Wh... What?Copy !req
364. No, no, it's my turn. You've had enough.Copy !req
365. Wow.Copy !req
366. Hey, Robin.Copy !req
367. You gotta check this out.Copy !req
368. - Check this...Copy !req
369. This... The ceiling, it's beautiful.Copy !req
370. Oh, wow.Copy !req
371. Oh.Copy !req
372. Stay here,
go over the plans with Smirnoff.Copy !req
373. - I can help look.
- No, you'll scare the children.Copy !req
374. - Jim, if this is about earlier—
- Stay put, Freud!Copy !req
375. You hear me? Stay put!Copy !req
376. You know,
say what you will about Kline,Copy !req
377. he certainly knows how to throw a party.Copy !req
378. I'm sorry about him, by the way.Copy !req
379. - Who, Larry?
- No, Murray.Copy !req
380. He's a sick individual
who likes to get under people's skin.Copy !req
381. So, let's not let him, you know,
get under our skin.Copy !req
382. I'm not, I haven't.Copy !req
383. I just, you seem
a little more quiet than usual.Copy !req
384. - I just— I just wanna find the kids.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
385. I'll give it my best shot.Copy !req
386. You won yourself a bear!Copy !req
387. Thank you. Here you go.Copy !req
388. Mayor Kline!Copy !req
389. One more, one more.Copy !req
390. Big smile. There we go.Copy !req
391. - Watch it!
- Happy Fourth, dick.Copy !req
392. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
393. Pick up, pick up, pick up,
you commie bastards!Copy !req
394. - Quiet.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
395. - How do you even drink that?
- Because it's delicious.Copy !req
396. What?Copy !req
397. It's like Carpenter's The Thing.Copy !req
398. The original is a classic,Copy !req
399. no question about it.Copy !req
400. But the remake...Copy !req
401. Sweeter, bolder...Copy !req
402. better.Copy !req
403. You're insane.Copy !req
404. So, you prefer the original Thing?Copy !req
405. What? No, I'm not talking about The Thing,
I'm talking about New Coke.Copy !req
406. It's the same concept, dude.Copy !req
407. Uh, actually, it's not the same concept.Copy !req
408. It is the same concept.Copy !req
409. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
410. Hey.Copy !req
411. Sorry.Copy !req
412. Sorry.Copy !req
413. Did you... find him?Copy !req
414. The movies?Copy !req
415. Dustin's so freaked out about the gate,
he decides to go watch a movie?Copy !req
416. Yeah, makes total sense.Copy !req
417. You're positive he said "gate"
and not "great"?Copy !req
418. Yeah, like,
"This movie I'm watching is great."Copy !req
419. Sounded like "gate."Copy !req
420. Which would explain how
the Mind Flayer's still alive.Copy !req
421. - Yeah, we just have to shut it again.
- Then the monster dies.Copy !req
422. But if not,
we always have Lucas' fireworks.Copy !req
423. Keep mocking my plan, Max.
Keep mocking it.Copy !req
424. I wanna hear you say it again,
because you keep doubting me.Copy !req
425. You keep doubting me!Copy !req
426. - Ridiculous.
- Will?Copy !req
427. We're gonna prove 'em wrong, right?Copy !req
428. The ceiling stopped spinning for me.Copy !req
429. Is it still spinning for you?Copy !req
430. Holy shit.Copy !req
431. No.Copy !req
432. You think we puked it all up?Copy !req
433. Maybe. Ask me something.Copy !req
434. Interrogate me.Copy !req
435. Okay. Interrogate you. Sure.Copy !req
436. Um...Copy !req
437. When was the last time
you, uh, peed your pants?Copy !req
438. Today.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. When the Russian doctor
took out the bone saw.Copy !req
441. Oh, my God.Copy !req
442. It was just a little bit, though.Copy !req
443. Yeah, it's definitely still in her system.Copy !req
444. Oh...Copy !req
445. - All right, my turn.
- Okay.Copy !req
446. Hit me.Copy !req
447. Have you...Copy !req
448. ever been in love?Copy !req
449. Yep. Nancy Wheeler.Copy !req
450. First semester, senior year.Copy !req
451. Oh, my God.Copy !req
452. She's such a priss.Copy !req
453. Hm.Copy !req
454. Turns out, not really.Copy !req
455. Are you still in love with Nancy?Copy !req
456. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
457. I think it's because I found someone
who's a little bit better for me.Copy !req
458. It's crazy.Copy !req
459. Ever since Dustin got home,
he's been saying,Copy !req
460. "You know, you gotta find your Suzie.
You gotta find your Suzie."Copy !req
461. Wait, who's Suzie?Copy !req
462. It's some girl from camp,
I guess his girlfriend.Copy !req
463. To be honest with you,
I'm not 100% sure she's even real.Copy !req
464. But that's not—
that's not really the point.Copy !req
465. That doesn't matter. The point is,
this girl, you know, the one that I like,Copy !req
466. it's somebody that I...
didn't even talk to in school.Copy !req
467. And I don't even know why.Copy !req
468. Maybe 'cause Tommy H.
would've made fun of me or...Copy !req
469. I wouldn't be...Copy !req
470. prom king.Copy !req
471. It's stupid. I mean, Dustin's right,
it's all just a bunch of bullshit anyways.Copy !req
472. Because, when I think about it,Copy !req
473. I should've been hanging out
with this girl the whole time.Copy !req
474. First of all, she's hilarious.
She's so funny.Copy !req
475. I feel like, this summer,
I have laughed harderCopy !req
476. than I have laughed...Copy !req
477. in a really long time.Copy !req
478. And she's smart.Copy !req
479. Way smarter than me.Copy !req
480. You know, she can crack, like,
top secret Russian codes and...Copy !req
481. You know? She's honestly unlike anyone
I've ever even met before.Copy !req
482. Robin?Copy !req
483. Robin, did you just OD in there?Copy !req
484. No.Copy !req
485. I...Copy !req
486. am still alive.Copy !req
487. The floor's disgusting.Copy !req
488. Yeah, well, I already got a bunch of blood
and puke on my shirt, so...Copy !req
489. What do you think?Copy !req
490. About?Copy !req
491. This girl.Copy !req
492. She sounds awesome.Copy !req
493. She is awesome. And what about the guy?Copy !req
494. I think he's on drugs,
and he's not thinking straight.Copy !req
495. Really? 'Cause I think he's thinking
a lot more clearly than usual.Copy !req
496. He's not.Copy !req
497. Look...Copy !req
498. he doesn't even know this girl.Copy !req
499. And if he did know her,Copy !req
500. like— like really know her,Copy !req
501. I don't think he'd even want to be
her friend.Copy !req
502. No, that's not true. No way is that true.Copy !req
503. Listen to me, Steve.Copy !req
504. It's shocked me to my core,Copy !req
505. but I like you.Copy !req
506. I really like you.Copy !req
507. But I'm not like your other friends.Copy !req
508. And I'm not like Nancy Wheeler.Copy !req
509. Robin, that's exactly why I like you.Copy !req
510. Do you remember what I said
about Click's class?Copy !req
511. About me being jealous and, like,
obsessed?Copy !req
512. Yeah.Copy !req
513. It isn't because I had a crush on you.Copy !req
514. It's because...Copy !req
515. she wouldn't stop staring at you.Copy !req
516. Mrs. Click?Copy !req
517. Tammy Thompson.Copy !req
518. I wanted her to look at me.Copy !req
519. But... she couldn't
pull her eyes away from youCopy !req
520. and your stupid hair.Copy !req
521. And I didn't understand,
because you would getCopy !req
522. bagel crumbs all over the floor.Copy !req
523. And you asked dumb questions.Copy !req
524. And you were a douchebag.Copy !req
525. And— And you didn't even like her and...Copy !req
526. I would go home...Copy !req
527. and just scream into my pillow.Copy !req
528. But Tammy Thompson's a girl.Copy !req
529. Steve.Copy !req
530. Yeah?Copy !req
531. Oh.Copy !req
532. Oh.Copy !req
533. Holy shit.Copy !req
534. Yeah.Copy !req
535. Holy shit.Copy !req
536. Steve...Copy !req
537. did you OD over there?Copy !req
538. No, I just, uh...Copy !req
539. just thinking.Copy !req
540. Okay.Copy !req
541. I mean, yeah.Copy !req
542. Tammy Thompson, you know,
she's cute and all, but...Copy !req
543. I mean,Copy !req
544. she's a total dud.Copy !req
545. She is not.Copy !req
546. Yes, she is.
She wants to be, like, a singer.Copy !req
547. She wants to move to, like,
Nashville and shit.Copy !req
548. - She has dreams.
- She can't even hold a tune.Copy !req
549. She's practically tone-deaf.
Have you heard her?Copy !req
550. - All the time.Copy !req
551. - She does not sound like that.
- She sounds exactly—Copy !req
552. - That's a great impersonation of her.
- She does not.Copy !req
553. You sound like a Muppet.Copy !req
554. She sounds like a Muppet.Copy !req
555. She sounds like a Muppet giving birth.Copy !req
556. - Exactly.
- I know!Copy !req
557. Okay.Copy !req
558. What the hell?Copy !req
559. And why all this?Copy !req
560. If I just turn the keys,
it's like turning off a car.Copy !req
561. But then the car still works, does it not?Copy !req
562. Yes.Copy !req
563. And do you want the car to still work
or do you want it to explode?Copy !req
564. I want the car to explode.Copy !req
565. Good. Then do this.Copy !req
566. Just make sure you are nowhere near it
when it does. It is not pretty.Copy !req
567. Turns people into dust.Copy !req
568. And then...Copy !req
569. It's over.Copy !req
570. And I become an American citizen
and join in the fun, yes?Copy !req
571. Who said you had to be an American
to join the fun?Copy !req
572. It doesn't get
more American than this, my friend.Copy !req
573. Fatty foods, ugly decadence,Copy !req
574. rigged games...Copy !req
575. Fifteen tickets, please.Copy !req
576. - They are rigged, these games?
- Yes.Copy !req
577. They do not look rigged.Copy !req
578. That's just it, my dear Alexei.Copy !req
579. They have been designed
to present the illusion of fairness!Copy !req
580. But it's all a scam, a trick,Copy !req
581. to put your money
in the rich man's pocket.Copy !req
582. That, my dear friend, is...Copy !req
583. America.Copy !req
584. But, hey...Copy !req
585. knock yourself out.Copy !req
586. Where are you going?Copy !req
587. To get us the closest thing to food
I can find.Copy !req
588. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
589. Karen.Copy !req
590. Step right up!Copy !req
591. feel the wind push you back
and it's gonna—Copy !req
592. - Hold on. Do we have seat belts?
- Hey, Karen.Copy !req
593. Joyce!Copy !req
594. Oh, my gosh! How funny to see you here!Copy !req
595. Where are the kids?Copy !req
596. I... I haven't seen them.
I don't think they're here yet.Copy !req
597. - You three, up against the wall!
- No, where are they?Copy !req
598. Oh, my gosh,
I can hardly keep track these days.Copy !req
599. Uh, they were at, uh...Copy !req
600. Dustin's, then Lucas's,Copy !req
601. - then Max's.
- Max...Copy !req
602. - You know how it is. Summer!Copy !req
603. Probably getting into some kinda trouble.Copy !req
604. Last warning, you two.
Up against the wall!Copy !req
605. Hold the ride!Copy !req
606. On your life, Magnum.Copy !req
607. Woo! Here we go!Copy !req
608. Holy smokes!Copy !req
609. Holy smokes!Copy !req
610. Roads?Copy !req
611. Where we're going,
we don't need roads.Copy !req
612. And...Copy !req
613. blend.Copy !req
614. It is so good!Copy !req
615. - Well, shit, that worked.
- Course it worked.Copy !req
616. We just have to get on the bus
with the rest of these plebes,Copy !req
617. and home sweet home, here we come.Copy !req
618. - Uh, Dustin?
- What?Copy !req
619. Yeah, we might not wanna
go to your house.Copy !req
620. Why?Copy !req
621. Well, I might've told them your full name.Copy !req
622. - What is wrong with you?
- Dude, I was drugged.Copy !req
623. - So?
- So?Copy !req
624. So, you resist. You tough it out.
You tough it out like a man.Copy !req
625. Oh, yeah, it's easy for you to say.Copy !req
626. Guys?Copy !req
627. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Have a pleasant evening.Copy !req
628. Abort.Copy !req
629. Abort. Abort.Copy !req
630. Shit.Copy !req
631. Okay.Copy !req
632. Come on, let's go, let's go.Copy !req
633. That's three green!Copy !req
634. And here's dart number four!Copy !req
635. One more for the big prize!Copy !req
636. You can do it, mister!Copy !req
637. We have a winner!Copy !req
638. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
639. Get your tickets right here!Copy !req
640. Murray!Copy !req
641. Look!Copy !req
642. It's not rigged!Copy !req
643. Ah!Copy !req
644. It's not rigged.Copy !req
645. Traitor.Copy !req
646. Alexei!Copy !req
647. Alexei!Copy !req
648. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Let's go.Copy !req
649. - Easy.Copy !req
650. Keep pressure on it.Copy !req
651. I'll get you help.Copy !req
652. I'll get help.Copy !req
653. Jim... Jim.Copy !req
654. Jim!Copy !req
655. They got Alexei, Jim!Copy !req
656. Jim! Alexei! They got Alexei, Jim!Copy !req
657. We gotta go.Copy !req
658. - We gotta go.
- What?Copy !req
659. Let's go.Copy !req
660. They make an odd couple, don't they?Copy !req
661. Well, it's like they say,Copy !req
662. there's someone for everyone.Copy !req
663. Who wants a hot dog?Copy !req
664. Find Murray, get the car,Copy !req
665. - bring it around back.
- Okay.Copy !req
666. Heading to "Big Top."Copy !req
667. Northeast side of the fair.Copy !req
668. Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
669. Get your tickets to the Big Top here!Copy !req
670. this side of the Mississippi.Copy !req
671. Hey! Get your kids outta here! Police!Copy !req
672. Get 'em out of here! Go!Copy !req
673. You, sir!Copy !req
674. Step on up!Copy !req
675. I see you eyeing the maze!Copy !req
676. Don't be surprised! Don't be scared!Copy !req
677. Step on up, sir!Copy !req
678. Do you dare enter the cave of horrors?Copy !req
679. You never know what you might find
around the corner.Copy !req
680. Don't show your fear
in the presence of the tiger.Copy !req
681. Or you may never escape this cave alive.Copy !req
682. Alexei!Copy !req
683. Oh, my God.Copy !req
684. I... I just left for a minute...Copy !req
685. for a corn dog.Copy !req
686. - A stupid corn dog.Copy !req
687. Oh, God.Copy !req
688. Oh, no.Copy !req
689. Vasilev, are you there? Vasilev? Answer!Copy !req
690. What are you doing?Copy !req
691. Hey!Copy !req
692. - Larry.
- Joyce.Copy !req
693. Ooh!Copy !req
694. Yeah, lady!Copy !req
695. Hey.Copy !req
696. Comrade!Copy !req
697. Get off me!Copy !req
698. Goddamn!Copy !req
699. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
700. Hey!Copy !req
701. Hit it. Hit it! Go! Go!Copy !req
702. Alexei?Copy !req
703. On the lower level—Copy !req
704. Hey, translate.Copy !req
705. We've found the children.Copy !req
706. They are still in the mall. Lower level.Copy !req
707. Keep all entrances locked down.Copy !req
708. I repeat—Copy !req
709. Keep all entrances locked down.Copy !req
710. Everyone, get over here.Copy !req
711. I found them.Copy !req
712. What the hell?Copy !req
713. You flung that thing
like a Hot Wheel!Copy !req
714. - Lucas?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
715. Ask them. It's their fault.Copy !req
716. True, yeah. Totally true.
It's absolutely our fault.Copy !req
717. I don't understand what happened
to that car.Copy !req
718. El has superpowers.Copy !req
719. - I'm sorry?
- Superpowers. She threw it with her mind.Copy !req
720. - C'mon, catch up.
- That's El?Copy !req
721. - Who's El?
- I'm sorry, who are you?Copy !req
722. - I'm Robin. I work with Steve.
- She cracked the top secret code.Copy !req
723. Yeah, which is how we found out
about the Russians.Copy !req
724. Russians? Wait, what Russians?Copy !req
725. - The Russians!
- Those were Russians?Copy !req
726. - Some of them.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
727. - Didn't you hear our code red?
- Yeah.Copy !req
728. - Couldn't understand what you were saying.
- Goddamn low battery.Copy !req
729. How many times do I have to tell you
with the low battery?Copy !req
730. Well, everything worked out, didn't it?Copy !req
731. - Worked out? We almost died.
- Yeah, but we didn't, did we?Copy !req
732. - It was pretty damn close.
- Okay, Russians?Copy !req
733. As in, they're working for
the Russian government?Copy !req
734. - What are you not comprehending?Copy !req
735. Am I not speaking English?Copy !req
736. - We have a full-blown Red Dawn situation.Copy !req
737. So this has nothing to do
with the gate?Copy !req
738. It has everything to do
with the gate...Copy !req
739. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
740. - El! El!Copy !req
741. - What's wrong with her?
- What's wrong?Copy !req
742. My leg. My leg.Copy !req
743. Her leg, her leg. Okay.Copy !req
744. - Get that off.
- Okay.Copy !req
745. El! El!Copy !req
746. El! El, are you okay?Copy !req
747. El! El!Copy !req
748. El!Copy !req