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- "Emotion, not logic."
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- They broke up with you.
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- Ready.
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- Just watch.
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- And the same exact thing happened
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- So, I went and saw Scott.
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- Mm-hmm?
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- Give me those.
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- Robin, Robin, Robin.
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- Robin. Robin.
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- Hm.
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- Now that you're out of high school,
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- Hm.
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- Yeah, Mike. That's the problem.
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- That's not true.
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- Give me that.
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464. Who...
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465. is ready to sweat?
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466. That's right!
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467. Okay! Let's start it nice and easy now.
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468. - Let's move our thighs. Yeah!
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469. - Yeah, ladies, warm it up.
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470. Bring it down to your hips.
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471. Start feeling that burn,
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472. everywhere, down in the loins, right?
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473. Come on, ladies, show me what you got.
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474. Slow now. Just isolate.
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475. Ooh, tip that up. That feels good!
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476. "The week is long.
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477. The silver cat feeds
when blue meets yellow in the west.
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478. A trip to China sounds nice
if you tread lightly."
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479. "Tread lightly"?
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480. - Delivery for you.
- Thank you.
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481. - Have a nice day.
- Yeah, you too.
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482. Silver cat.
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483. Silver cat.
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484. You're not gonna believe
who Dustin thought was a Russian.
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485. - You did too.
- No, I did not.
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486. - Yes, you did.
- No, I did not.
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487. "A trip to China sounds nice."
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488. A trip to China sounds nice.
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489. A trip to China sounds nice.
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490. A trip to China sounds nice.
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491. A trip to China sounds nice.
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493. If you tread...
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494. If you tread...
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495. If you tread lightly.
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496. "When— When blue and yellow
meet in the west."
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497. When blue meets yellow...
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498. in the west.
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499. Robin.
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500. What are you doing?
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501. - I cracked it.
- Cracked what?
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502. I cracked the code.
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503. - Oh-ho-ho! Oh!
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504. There it is!
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505. Careful! It might have rabies!
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506. Better get that thing outta here.
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507. You don't want it eatin' the tires
off your car.
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508. Come on!
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509. What—
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510. - What's this?
- Proof.
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511. Proof?
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512. They said they wanted proof, right?
So let's give it to 'em.
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513. A rubber rat?
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514. No, the real rat.
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515. Driscoll's rat.
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516. You said yourself it looked sick.
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517. We can take it
to an animal control center,
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518. they can run some blood tests on it,
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519. - figure out what's wrong with it—
- Whoa, Nancy, slow down.
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520. Tom didn't ask for proof.
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521. He asked us to drop the story.
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522. That's because he didn't believe us.
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523. Nancy.
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524. I'm right.
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526. Then what's the point?
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527. You should've thought about that
before you talked to them.
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528. All right? They're assholes, okay?
I get it.
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529. But it's just some stupid story.
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530. Oh, it's stupid?
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531. It's stupid to get fired over.
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532. No one's going to fire us.
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533. Look, if you don't want to go,
that's fine.
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534. Just...
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535. give me the keys.
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536. You're relentless, you know that?
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537. Come on.
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538. Nobody's home.
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539. All the cavities
have been filled.
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540. I watched 'em do it, Joyce.
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541. Will!
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542. It's over.
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543. It's over.
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544. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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545. You're not losing your mind.
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546. Not any more than I am.
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547. You know, the other day,
I almost shot Betsy Payne's dog
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548. because it came rushing at me
from behind this fence, and I...
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549. I swear to God, I thought it was
one of those things.
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550. You know that I'm keeping
a close eye on things, right?
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551. - Yeah.
- Because it's important to me.
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552. It is important to me that you feel safe.
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553. That you and your family feel safe.
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554. I want you to feel
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555. like this can still be your home.
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556. What?
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557. You didn't think I'd find out about that?
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558. Gary called me.
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559. He said he's fixing up your house
to put on the market.
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560. The kids know yet?
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561. After Sarah...
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562. I had to get away.
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563. I had to get the hell out of that place,
you know?
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564. Outrun those, uh...
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565. those memories, I guess.
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566. I mean, why do you think
I ended up back in this shithole?
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567. But you have something that I never had.
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568. You have people that know
what you've been through.
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569. You have people that care about you.
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570. Right here.
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571. In Hawkins.
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572. You mean...
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573. You mean, people like Scott Clarke.
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574. That was a joke.
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575. Mm.
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576. What's that?
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577. Wait here.
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578. Will!
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579. Will, I'm sorry, man, all right?
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580. I was being a total asshole.
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581. Please, can you just come outside
and we'll talk?
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582. Will!
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583. - Hey, Will!
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584. Come on, man! We're sorry!
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585. Will!
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586. Something is coming,
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587. something hungry for blood.
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588. - What is it?
- What if it's the Demogorgon?
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589. Oh, Jesus, we're so screwed
if it's the Demogorgon.
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590. It's not the Demogorgon.
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591. - Will, your action!
- Fireball!
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592. - Fourteen!
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593. Direct hit! Will the Wise's fireball
hits the thessalhydra!
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594. - Egon!
- Venkman!
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595. Stupid.
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596. So stupid.
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597. So stupid.
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598. Stupid.
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599. Mrs. Driscoll?
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600. Oh, she must not be home.
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601. She's an 80-year-old woman
and it's pouring.
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602. Where else would she be?
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603. - Whoa, what are you doing?
- Maybe she fell.
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604. Or something.
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605. Nancy—
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606. Mrs. Driscoll?
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607. - Seriously?
- Mrs. Driscoll?
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608. It's Nancy.
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609. From The Hawkins Post.
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610. Mrs. Driscoll?
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611. Mrs. Driscoll?
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612. Look for Imperial Panda
and Kaufman Shoes.
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613. They're with that whistling guy,
ten o'clock.
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614. - What do you think's in there?
- Guns, bombs?
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615. Chemical weapons?
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616. Whatever it is,
they're armed to the teeth.
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617. - Great.
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618. That's great.
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619. Hey, what's in there?
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620. It's just more boxes.
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621. Let me check it out.
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622. - No, I'm still looking.
- Lemme see it.
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623. - Hang on!
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624. - Duck!
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625. Stay here.
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626. Watch the door.
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627. Well, I think we found your Russians.
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628. This is Hawkins Chief of Police!
Come out with your hands up!
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629. You hear me? Hands up!
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630. Hopper!
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631. Hopper!
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632. Hopper!
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633. Hopper! Hopper!
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634. Is this it?
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635. - This is her house.
- What?
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636. Heather's house.
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637. Isn't that cute, huh?
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638. He's so funny.
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639. Max.
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640. We didn't mean to... barge in.
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641. We tried to knock, but...
maybe you didn't hear us over the storm.
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642. I'm sorry, who is this dripping
all over my living room right now?
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643. I'm sorry.
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644. Janet, Tom,
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645. this...
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646. is my sister, Maxine.
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647. Oh!
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648. What on earth are you doing here?
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649. Is something wrong?
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650. We just wanted to make sure
everything was okay.
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651. Okay?
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652. - Why wouldn't it be okay?
- Where is she?
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653. I'm sorry.
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654. Where is who?
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655. Well, they're a little burnt, I'm sorry—
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656. Heather! This is my sister, Maxine.
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659. El.
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660. Now, what is it you were saying, El?
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661. You were looking for somebody?
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663. - I saw you—
- Your manager. At the pool.
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664. He said you guys didn't come in
to work today, so we got worried.
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665. Heather wasn't feeling so hot today,
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666. so we thought we'd take the day off
to nurse her back to health.
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667. But you're feeling just fine right now,
aren't you, Heather?
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668. I'm feeling so much better.
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669. Do you girls want a cookie?
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670. They're fresh out of the oven.
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671. Will!
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672. Will!
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673. What happened? Are you okay?
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674. He's back.
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675. Is everything all right?
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676. Yes.
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677. Everything's fine.
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678. Your sister really didn't want to stay?
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679. No, she's just not...
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681. Well, I just don't like the idea of them
out there in the storm like that.
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682. Oh, they'll be fine.
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683. Oh!
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684. I told you to slow down on that wine,
Janet.
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685. Yes, darling.
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686. Are you okay, Mommy?
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687. Yes, I'm— I'm just...
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689. Hm. It's all that wine.
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690. I'm sorry. Um, if you'll excuse me,
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691. I'm just gonna go upstairs
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694. Janet!
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695. Janet! Call 911!
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696. Call 91—
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