1. 911, what's your emergency?Copy !req
2. Is someone there? Hello?Copy !req
3. What do you want?Copy !req
4. Hey! I said, what do you want?Copy !req
5. - I said, what do you want?Copy !req
6. Hey. Is everything okay?Copy !req
7. Yes.Copy !req
8. Hello, this is the Wheelers.Copy !req
9. Yeah, just a sec.Copy !req
10. Mike!Copy !req
11. Phone!Copy !req
12. Okay!Copy !req
13. Hello?Copy !req
14. It's 9:32. Where are you?Copy !req
15. Sorry, I— I was just about to call.Copy !req
16. I, um...Copy !req
17. can't see you today.Copy !req
18. What... Why not?Copy !req
19. It's my Nana.Copy !req
20. She's very sick.Copy !req
21. But Hop said that your Nana was okay,Copy !req
22. that it was a false alarm.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. That's... what...
we thought it was at first,Copy !req
25. but then she took a real turn
for the worse.Copy !req
26. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
27. We think she might...Copy !req
28. - die.
- What?Copy !req
29. Mom! Get off the phone!Copy !req
30. How many times?Copy !req
31. Did Nana call?Copy !req
32. No, Mom! Just get off the phone!Copy !req
33. Sorry about that.Copy !req
34. - Was that your mom?
- Yeah.Copy !req
35. She's so upset, she's making no sense.Copy !req
36. Because we have to go to the nursing home.Copy !req
37. To see Nana.Copy !req
38. - You can come over after?
- No!Copy !req
39. I mean, I—Copy !req
40. I just think... I need to be alone today.Copy !req
41. With my...Copy !req
42. feelings?Copy !req
43. Do you lie?Copy !req
44. What? No.Copy !req
45. Friends don't lie.Copy !req
46. What, Mom?Copy !req
47. My mom's calling me. Better go.Copy !req
48. Talk to you tomorrow.
Miss you already. Bye!Copy !req
49. Hey.Copy !req
50. What's going on?Copy !req
51. Emotions have been shared.Copy !req
52. Boundaries have been set.Copy !req
53. Order...Copy !req
54. has been...Copy !req
55. - restored.
- Wait, wait, it worked?Copy !req
56. Uh, this is the first dayCopy !req
57. in six long, excruciating monthsCopy !req
58. that they will not be seeing each other.Copy !req
59. Yes, I think it worked! Yes!Copy !req
60. No, stop.Copy !req
61. It's all you.Copy !req
62. I'm a puppet, you're the master.Copy !req
63. So you remembered everything?Copy !req
64. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
65. I mean, I had to improvise a little bit,
you know?Copy !req
66. It turns out, getting to Mike,Copy !req
67. now that was the key.Copy !req
68. And you didn't yell at him?Copy !req
69. I'll tell you everything over dinner.Copy !req
70. I was thinking, you know, Enzo's,
tonight, 7:00.Copy !req
71. Hey, before you say no,Copy !req
72. I'd— I'd like to make one thing
crystal clear.Copy !req
73. This is not a date.Copy !req
74. Wait, a date?Copy !req
75. You never said anything about a date.Copy !req
76. I know,
I didn't say anything about a date.Copy !req
77. I just wanted to clear it up in case
there was any confusion on your part.Copy !req
78. - There's not.
- Great.Copy !req
79. It's just two friends
getting together for a nice dinner.Copy !req
80. I mean, we've earned it, haven't we?Copy !req
81. I can't be out late.Copy !req
82. You'll be home by 9:00.Copy !req
83. - 8:00.
- 8:30, I'll pick you up.Copy !req
84. - I'll meet you there.
- 7:00. Enzo's. Meeting there.Copy !req
85. Deal.Copy !req
86. - Hey, Chief, you copy? Chief!Copy !req
87. Yeah, I'm a little busy right now.Copy !req
88. Recall the mall!Copy !req
89. - Yeah, well, I'm busier here.
- Recall the mall!Copy !req
90. You wanna keep your job tomorrow,Copy !req
91. I think you need to get your ass
to Town Hall. Now.Copy !req
92. Duty calls.Copy !req
93. Oh! Jeez.Copy !req
94. Cleanup on aisle five.Copy !req
95. - Bye.
- See you tonight.Copy !req
96. Oh, shit, shit.Copy !req
97. Whoopsie-daisy!Copy !req
98. Careful there, Nancy Drew. Careful.Copy !req
99. Pouring coffee's
a tough gig, girl.Copy !req
100. And here you are, two creams, two sugars.Copy !req
101. Thanks, sweetheart.Copy !req
102. Of course.Copy !req
103. - Tom?
- Hm?Copy !req
104. I really hate to ask this,Copy !req
105. but do you think one of the other girls
could run and grab lunch today?Copy !req
106. They're needed at their desks.Copy !req
107. I know, I just, um...Copy !req
108. I really need to go to the doctor.Copy !req
109. I've been having some...Copy !req
110. um...Copy !req
111. girl problems.Copy !req
112. - Oh, come on! The light!
- Let's go.Copy !req
113. Look, I just...Copy !req
114. I just don't know
if this is such a good idea anymore.Copy !req
115. Really? Because I feel like
it's the best idea I've had all summer.Copy !req
116. Look, all I'm saying is,
what harm is there in asking?Copy !req
117. The harm in asking
is that Tom will say no.Copy !req
118. We ask for forgiveness, not permission.Copy !req
119. And if this story's as good as I think
it's gonna be, then Tom won't care.Copy !req
120. In fact, he'll thank us.Copy !req
121. Or the old lady is nutsCopy !req
122. and the story blows up in our faceCopy !req
123. and Tom fires us.Copy !req
124. And then we never have to work
at this shithole again.Copy !req
125. - Have a nice day.
- Thank you.Copy !req
126. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
127. I'm Dustin.Copy !req
128. I'm Robin.Copy !req
129. Pleasure to meet you. Uh, is— is he here?Copy !req
130. Is who here?Copy !req
131. Henderson.Copy !req
132. Henderson! He's back!Copy !req
133. - He's back!
- I'm back!Copy !req
134. You got the job!Copy !req
135. I got the job!Copy !req
136. Hey! Oh!Copy !req
137. Ah!Copy !req
138. How many children are you friends with?Copy !req
139. No, no. No way.Copy !req
140. - Hotter than Phoebe Cates? No.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
141. Brilliant, too. And she doesn't even care
that my real pearls are still coming in.Copy !req
142. She says kissing is better without teeth.Copy !req
143. Wow. Yeah, that's great.
Proud of you, man.Copy !req
144. That's ro— That's kinda romantic.Copy !req
145. - That's like... Wow.
- Hm.Copy !req
146. So do you really just get to eat
as much of this as you want?Copy !req
147. Yeah. I mean, sure. It's not really
a good idea for me, though.Copy !req
148. - I gotta keep in shape for the ladies.
- Yeah, and how's that working out for you?Copy !req
149. - Ignore her.
- She seems cool.Copy !req
150. She's not.
So, where are the other knuckleheads?Copy !req
151. They ditched me yesterday.Copy !req
152. - No.
- My first day back.Copy !req
153. - Can you believe that shit?
- Whoa. Seriously?Copy !req
154. I swear to God. Mm.Copy !req
155. They're gonna regret it, though, big time,
when they don't get to share in my glory.Copy !req
156. Glory? What glory?Copy !req
157. So, last night,Copy !req
158. we're trying to get in contact
with Suzie...Copy !req
159. Oh. Mm.Copy !req
160. - Mm-hmm?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
161. And, uh...Copy !req
162. and the orange sherbert
and chocolate.Copy !req
163. I intercepted a secret
Russian communication.Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. Uh...Copy !req
166. I intercepted a secret
Russian communication.Copy !req
167. - Just speak louder.
- I interceptedCopy !req
168. a secret Russian communication!Copy !req
169. Jeez, shh. Yeah, okay,
that's what I thought you said.Copy !req
170. What— What does that mean?Copy !req
171. It means, Steve, we could be heroes.Copy !req
172. True American heroes.Copy !req
173. - Huh.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
174. - American heroes.
- Just think,Copy !req
175. you could have all the ladies you want
and more.Copy !req
176. - More?
- More.Copy !req
177. - I like more.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
178. What's the catch?Copy !req
179. No catch, I just need your help.Copy !req
180. With what?Copy !req
181. Translation.Copy !req
182. Shit!Copy !req
183. Hi.Copy !req
184. Hi?Copy !req
185. Can we talk?Copy !req
186. And then he said he— he missed me.Copy !req
187. And then he just hung up.Copy !req
188. - He's a piece of shit.
- What?Copy !req
189. Mike doesn't have jack shit to do today,
and his Nana obviously isn't sick.Copy !req
190. I guarantee you, him and Lucas
are playing Atari right now.Copy !req
191. But friends don't lie.Copy !req
192. Yeah, well, boyfriends lie.Copy !req
193. All the time.Copy !req
194. She knows I'm lying. She knows I'm lying.Copy !req
195. - I don't even understand. Why lie?
- Hopper.Copy !req
196. He threatened me.Copy !req
197. - Did he say he'd kill you?
- What? No.Copy !req
198. - So then, what's the big deal?
- The big deal isCopy !req
199. if I don't do what he says,
then he'll stop me from seeing El.Copy !req
200. Like, permanently.Copy !req
201. - You don't understand, Lucas. He's crazy.Copy !req
202. He's lost his mind.Copy !req
203. Hey, guys, I'm almost set up here.Copy !req
204. I had no choice, Lucas.
I really had no choice.Copy !req
205. I just wish you'd consulted me,Copy !req
206. because the way you handled this,Copy !req
207. you're in deep shit.Copy !req
208. You're going to stop calling him.
You're going to ignore his calls.Copy !req
209. As far as you're concerned,
he doesn't exist.Copy !req
210. Doesn't exist?Copy !req
211. He treated you like garbage.Copy !req
212. You're gonna treat him like garbage.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.Copy !req
213. Give him the medicine.Copy !req
214. Mm-hmm. And if he doesn't fix this,Copy !req
215. if he doesn't explain himself,Copy !req
216. dump his ass.Copy !req
217. I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be bad.Copy !req
218. But...Copy !req
219. you can fix this.Copy !req
220. It's just one little mistake.Copy !req
221. I've made hundreds, thousands.Copy !req
222. Max has dumped me five times.Copy !req
223. But what have I done?Copy !req
224. Huh? Have I despaired? No.Copy !req
225. I've marched back into battle,Copy !req
226. and I've won her back
every single freaking time.Copy !req
227. - How?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
228. Come on.Copy !req
229. Come on.Copy !req
230. - Where are we going?
- To have some fun.Copy !req
231. There's more to life than stupid boys,
you know.Copy !req
232. Wait, guys!Copy !req
233. I'm still here!Copy !req
234. Guys?Copy !req
235. Hey! No dunking, Curtis.Copy !req
236. No...Copy !req
237. dunking.Copy !req
238. God, even her voice annoys me.Copy !req
239. Nails on a chalkboard.Copy !req
240. Don't worry, ladies,
ten more minutes till showtime.Copy !req
241. Liz, will you get my back?Copy !req
242. Hey, Jill, I gotta use the restroom.
Will you watch Holly for me?Copy !req
243. - Sure thing, hon.
- Thanks.Copy !req
244. Billy?Copy !req
245. Billy?Copy !req
246. I...Copy !req
247. I understand if you're angry with me.Copy !req
248. I just...Copy !req
249. I wanted to explain...Copy !req
250. why I didn't come last night.Copy !req
251. It's not you, it's just...Copy !req
252. I have a family.Copy !req
253. And I can't do anything
that will hurt them.Copy !req
254. You can understand that, right?Copy !req
255. - But I shouldn't have said that—Copy !req
256. Billy.Copy !req
257. Billy...Copy !req
258. Please, will you talk to me?Copy !req
259. Stay away from me, Karen.Copy !req
260. Looking good, Billy.Copy !req
261. Afternoon, Billy.Copy !req
262. Mmm.Copy !req
263. Can I try the peppermint stick?Copy !req
264. Haven't you already tried
the peppermint stick?Copy !req
265. Yes, and I'd like to try it again.Copy !req
266. Steve!Copy !req
267. So what do you think?Copy !req
268. - It sounded familiar.
- What?Copy !req
269. The music.
The music right there at the end.Copy !req
270. Why are you listening to the music, Steve?Copy !req
271. Listen to the Russian!Copy !req
272. - We're translating Russian!
- I'm trying to listen to the Russian,Copy !req
273. - but there's music—
- All right, babysitting time is over.Copy !req
274. You need to get in there.Copy !req
275. Hey, my board.
That was important data, shitbirds.Copy !req
276. I guarantee you, what we're doing
is way more important than your data.Copy !req
277. Yeah? And how do you know these Russians
are up to no good anyways?Copy !req
278. - How does she know about the Russians?
- I don't know.Copy !req
279. - You told her about—
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
280. Hello, I can hear you.
Actually, I can hear everything.Copy !req
281. You are both extremely loud.Copy !req
282. You think you have evil Russians
plotting against our country, on tape,Copy !req
283. and you're trying to translate,
but haven't figured out a wordCopy !req
284. because you didn't realize Russians
use an entirely different alphabet.Copy !req
285. Sound about right?Copy !req
286. - Whoa! What do you think you're doing?
- I wanna hear it.Copy !req
287. - Why?
- 'Cause maybe I can help.Copy !req
288. - I'm fluent in four languages, you know.
- Russian?Copy !req
289. Ou-yay are-yay umb-day.Copy !req
290. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
291. Holy shit!Copy !req
292. That was Pig Latin, dingus.Copy !req
293. - Idiot.
- But I can speak SpanishCopy !req
294. and French and Italian,
and I've been in band for 12 years.Copy !req
295. - My ears are little geniuses, trust me.
- Uh...Copy !req
296. Come on, it's your turn
to sling ice cream, my turn to translate.Copy !req
297. I don't even want credit. I'm just bored.Copy !req
298. Yes?Copy !req
299. - Mrs. Driscoll?
- Yes?Copy !req
300. Hi, um, I'm Nancy.Copy !req
301. Nancy Wheeler.
We spoke briefly on the phone last night.Copy !req
302. We're from The Hawkins Post.Copy !req
303. Oh! Oh, yes!Copy !req
304. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
305. Oh. You look too young for reporters.Copy !req
306. - We get that a lot.Copy !req
307. Follow me.Copy !req
308. Oh, it's... it's lovely.Copy !req
309. Um, do you live here all alone?Copy !req
310. Yes. Jack, my husband,Copy !req
311. he passed away, what is it now,
ten years ago.Copy !req
312. Oh, um... I'm... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
313. Oh, don't be.Copy !req
314. I kinda like the quiet.Copy !req
315. At least, I did.Copy !req
316. This way.Copy !req
317. It's right over there.Copy !req
318. You see those
little teeth marks, don't ya?Copy !req
319. And...Copy !req
320. these bags, um...Copy !req
321. you're sure they were full before?Copy !req
322. I'm old, honey, not senile.Copy !req
323. Bought them over at Blackburn's Supplies
just last Tuesday.Copy !req
324. Now you tell me,Copy !req
325. why would rats want to eat
a poor old woman's fertilizer?Copy !req
326. Are you sure they did?Copy !req
327. Maybe they just gnawed the bag? I mean...Copy !req
328. eating fertilizer seems—Copy !req
329. Crazy. Believe me, I know, honey.Copy !req
330. But...Copy !req
331. something's not right with these rats.Copy !req
332. What does that mean, exactly...Copy !req
333. "not right"?Copy !req
334. Rabies, my guess.Copy !req
335. That's when I said to myself,Copy !req
336. "Doris, you gotta call the paper.Copy !req
337. Because if those diseased rats
are runnin' loose,Copy !req
338. the people, they oughta know."
Wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
339. Oh, yes, I forgot to mention!Copy !req
340. Come on over here.Copy !req
341. I caught one of the little bastards.Copy !req
342. Kline's a swine!
Kline's a swine!Copy !req
343. Kline's a swine!Copy !req
344. Kline's a swine! Kline's a swine!Copy !req
345. Kline's a swine!
Kline's a swine!Copy !req
346. Kline's a swine!Copy !req
347. Kline's a swine!Copy !req
348. Kline's a swine!Copy !req
349. Kline's a swine!Copy !req
350. Jim?Copy !req
351. Mayor Kline is ready for you.Copy !req
352. Great.Copy !req
353. Thank you.Copy !req
354. Jim.Copy !req
355. Thanks for coming by.Copy !req
356. I'm not doing it, Larry.Copy !req
357. Calm down, now.
You don't even know what I want.Copy !req
358. You don't like your fan club, you want me
to shut 'em down. Sound about right?Copy !req
359. When'd you get so serious?Copy !req
360. Take a seat.Copy !req
361. My fan club, as you call them,Copy !req
362. now, you know why they're out there,
don't ya?Copy !req
363. They're not actually fans?Copy !req
364. They lost their jobs to the mallCopy !req
365. and blame me for helping make that happen.Copy !req
366. Now,Copy !req
367. you go ask anyone else in this town.Copy !req
368. They all love the mall.Copy !req
369. It's helped our economy grow,
brought in new jobs,Copy !req
370. and just some incredible new stores.Copy !req
371. Which is why they all stopped shopping
at their, uh, mom-and-pops.Copy !req
372. Now, that's not me, Jim.Copy !req
373. - Mm-hmm?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
374. That's just, uh, good old fashioned
American capitalism.Copy !req
375. Well, Larry,
I think that they're just exercisingCopy !req
376. their good old fashioned American right
to protest.Copy !req
377. - I agree.Copy !req
378. - Yeah.
- If.Copy !req
379. If they had a permit.Copy !req
380. Now, correct me if I'm wrong here, Jim,
but, uh...Copy !req
381. I don't believe they secured a permit
from your office,Copy !req
382. did they?Copy !req
383. Not that I'm aware of.Copy !req
384. Then I do believe it's within my right
to get rid of them.Copy !req
385. Larry,Copy !req
386. I'm not a politics guy,Copy !req
387. but I think if you force those people
out of here without provocation,Copy !req
388. I don't think that's a good look
for your re-election campaign.Copy !req
389. You know what's in four days, Jim?Copy !req
390. Independence Day?Copy !req
391. That's right.Copy !req
392. And I'm gonna throw this town
the biggest bash it's ever seen.Copy !req
393. Fireworks, music, activities, you name it.Copy !req
394. I'm gonna pull out all the stops.
You know why?Copy !req
395. 'Cause at the end of the day,
that's all the voters will remember.Copy !req
396. But I can't think, much less plan,Copy !req
397. with all that racket going on out there.Copy !req
398. So, if you don't mind,Copy !req
399. please...Copy !req
400. just do your job.Copy !req
401. Flash your little gold badge,Copy !req
402. and get rid of them.Copy !req
403. So, what do you think?Copy !req
404. Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
405. Too many people.Copy !req
406. Against the rules.Copy !req
407. Seriously?Copy !req
408. You have superpowers.Copy !req
409. What's the worst that could happen?Copy !req
410. So, what should we do first?Copy !req
411. You've never been
shopping before, have you?Copy !req
412. Well, then I guess we're just
gonna have to try everything.Copy !req
413. Ooh. Come on.Copy !req
414. I just...
I don't understand what we're looking for.Copy !req
415. Something pretty and shiny
that says "I'm sorry."Copy !req
416. What, just something
that literally says "I'm sorry"?Copy !req
417. No!Copy !req
418. Do you like that?Copy !req
419. How do I know... what I like?Copy !req
420. You just try things on.Copy !req
421. Until you find something
that feels like you.Copy !req
422. Like me?Copy !req
423. Yeah.Copy !req
424. Not Hopper.Copy !req
425. Not Mike.Copy !req
426. You.Copy !req
427. Hello?Copy !req
428. Hello?Copy !req
429. Hello?Copy !req
430. Mrs. Byers?Copy !req
431. We're gonna have to keep doing this
until you stop moving, you little shit.Copy !req
432. Hi, yes, um, this is Nancy Wheeler
from The Hawkins Post.Copy !req
433. Yeah, um...Copy !req
434. I have a bit of a weird question for you.Copy !req
435. I was wondering if you guys
had gotten any recent calls about, um...Copy !req
436. rabid rats?Copy !req
437. No, uh, rabid rats.Copy !req
438. Rats with rabies?Copy !req
439. Okay, um...Copy !req
440. What about just rats, in general?Copy !req
441. Uh-huh.Copy !req
442. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
443. You're a regular little detective,
aren't ya?Copy !req
444. Lemonade? It's fresh-squeezed.Copy !req
445. Sure, thanks.Copy !req
446. Um...Copy !req
447. Do you mind if I make
just a few more calls?Copy !req
448. Not at all. I enjoy the company.Copy !req
449. You all right, little bud?Copy !req
450. Jonathan!Copy !req
451. I have a lead.Copy !req
452. Uh...Copy !req
453. Yeah, okay, but, uh...Copy !req
454. I just think there's something
really wrong with this rat.Copy !req
455. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
456. - Come on.
- No, I...Copy !req
457. Nancy, wait up.Copy !req
458. I said, what do you want?Copy !req
459. To build.Copy !req
460. I want you to build.Copy !req
461. To build what?Copy !req
462. What you see.Copy !req
463. I don't understand.Copy !req
464. I don't understand!Copy !req
465. What do you mean? I don't understand!Copy !req
466. Hey, man!Copy !req
467. Billy, are you okay?Copy !req
468. Billy?Copy !req
469. Billy.Copy !req
470. Take me to him.Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. I said, are you hurt?Copy !req
473. What's going on? I heard screaming.Copy !req
474. Should I call an ambulance?Copy !req
475. Billy?Copy !req
476. - Excuse me, sir.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
477. How much for this teddy bear
right here?Copy !req
478. Three hundred?Copy !req
479. Three hundred.Copy !req
480. I should've shoved that teddy bear
right up his—Copy !req
481. Hey, Mike.Copy !req
482. - Oh!Copy !req
483. Uh! Ahh!Copy !req
484. That's it, girls!Copy !req
485. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
486. Wardrobe change, please!Copy !req
487. Wardrobe change! Thank you!Copy !req
488. Shake it. Shake it out for me.Copy !req
489. Come on!Copy !req
490. See? What'd I tell you?Copy !req
491. There's more to life than stupid boys.Copy !req
492. Can we please play D&D now?Copy !req
493. - No.
- No.Copy !req
494. Wait, that last part, just one more time.Copy !req
495. - Okay.Copy !req
496. Okay, that word. Um...Copy !req
497. It's pronounced... "dly-nna-ya."Copy !req
498. - "Dly-nna-ya..."
- Which is spelled...Copy !req
499. - D... D, D, D...Copy !req
500. The— The chair. The chair-looking thingy.Copy !req
501. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
502. - We've got our first sentence.
- Oh, seriously?Copy !req
503. Yeah.
"The week is long."Copy !req
504. Well, that's thrilling.Copy !req
505. I know. But, progress.Copy !req
506. Okay, here you go, you got a strawberry
and then a vanilla with sprinkles,Copy !req
507. - extra whipped cream.
- Thanks.Copy !req
508. Wait a second.Copy !req
509. Are you even allowed to be here?Copy !req
510. That...Copy !req
511. Okay.Copy !req
512. You wanna trade?Copy !req
513. That's ridiculous.
Why can't I just...Copy !req
514. Oh, you've gotta be shitting me.Copy !req
515. - Haven't got that much.
- Okay, what if we split it?Copy !req
516. Split it with what?
Does that even make sense?Copy !req
517. Isn't this a nice surprise.Copy !req
518. What are you doing here?Copy !req
519. Shopping.Copy !req
520. This is her new style.Copy !req
521. - What do you think?
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
522. You know she's not allowed to be here.Copy !req
523. What is she, your little pet?Copy !req
524. Yeah.Copy !req
525. - Am I your pet?
- What? No!Copy !req
526. - Then why do you treat me like garbage?
- What?Copy !req
527. - You said Nana was sick.
- She is.Copy !req
528. She is. She is sick.Copy !req
529. - Yeah, sick— she's sick.
- She's sick.Copy !req
530. She's super sick.
That's why we're here, actually.Copy !req
531. Yeah, we're shopping.Copy !req
532. Not for us, but for her, for Nana.Copy !req
533. - For Nana.
- Also, we're here to get a gift for you.Copy !req
534. Just, we couldn't find anything
that suited youCopy !req
535. and I only have, like, $3.50,
so it's hard.Copy !req
536. Super hard.Copy !req
537. It's— It's expensive.Copy !req
538. You lie.Copy !req
539. Why do you lie?Copy !req
540. I dump your ass.Copy !req
541. - Now can we play D&D?
- No.Copy !req
542. He raised my property taxes, Jim.Copy !req
543. Forced me off my land.Copy !req
544. You can protest all you want, Henry,Copy !req
545. you've just gotta go through
the proper channels first.Copy !req
546. Nothing proper about
what that man did to us!Copy !req
547. - To our town!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
548. Special delivery!Copy !req
549. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
550. That the right one?Copy !req
551. Yeah.Copy !req
552. Yeah!Copy !req
553. That's a lot of color for you, Chief.Copy !req
554. It's cutting-edge stuff, all right?Copy !req
555. - It's cutting-edge!Copy !req
556. I'll start off with a Scotch,
you can make that a double.Copy !req
557. Very good, sir.Copy !req
558. And I think we'll have a bottle of red,
as well.Copy !req
559. Very good, sir.Copy !req
560. And how's your "chee-anti"?Copy !req
561. - Our Chianti is quite good.
- Chianti.Copy !req
562. Medium-bodied, with just a hint of cherry.Copy !req
563. Great.Copy !req
564. Women love cherries, huh?Copy !req
565. All right, we'll have that
and two— two glasses, please,Copy !req
566. one for, uh, me and one for the lady.Copy !req
567. Ooh. Very good, sir.Copy !req
568. And what is this again?Copy !req
569. This is a solenoid.Copy !req
570. It's a coil,
wrapped around a metallic core,Copy !req
571. and when electricity passes through it...Copy !req
572. It creates an electromagnetic field.Copy !req
573. Exactamundo.Copy !req
574. Now for the fun part.Copy !req
575. - Shall we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
576. I... I don't see anything.Copy !req
577. Nope.Copy !req
578. You can't see it, but it's there,
I assure you.Copy !req
579. Our very own Clarke-Byers
Electromagnetic Field.Copy !req
580. Pretty neato, huh?Copy !req
581. Yeah.Copy !req
582. And this field affects any charged object
in its vicinity.Copy !req
583. - Just like my magnets.
- Just like your magnets.Copy !req
584. Okay, why is nothing happening?Copy !req
585. Oh, because our field is stable.Copy !req
586. But, if we reduce the current...Copy !req
587. How...Copy !req
588. The magnetic dipoles tried to orient
according to the field, but—Copy !req
589. No, no, no, I mean,
how is this happening at my house?Copy !req
590. You want my honest opinion?Copy !req
591. One of your kiddos got up
in the middle of the night,Copy !req
592. bumped into the fridge,
and knocked the suckers loose.Copy !req
593. And the magnets at Melvald's?Copy !req
594. - Apophenia.
- Apo-what-o-whah?Copy !req
595. Apophenia. Uh...Copy !req
596. You're seeing patterns that aren't there.
Coincidence.Copy !req
597. But what if...Copy !req
598. it's not?Copy !req
599. Well...Copy !req
600. Theoretically-speaking,Copy !req
601. I suppose some large version
of this AC transformer could exist.Copy !req
602. A machine of some kind.Copy !req
603. A machine?Copy !req
604. But, in order to reach your house
and downtown, gosh,Copy !req
605. that would take
billions of volts of electricityCopy !req
606. and cost tens of millions of dollars.Copy !req
607. But it is possible.Copy !req
608. We cured polio in '53.Copy !req
609. Landed on the moon in '69.Copy !req
610. As I tell my students,Copy !req
611. once you open up that curiosity door,Copy !req
612. anything is possible.Copy !req
613. "The week is long,Copy !req
614. the silver cat feeds,Copy !req
615. when blue meets yellow in the west."Copy !req
616. I mean, it just...Copy !req
617. it just can't be right.Copy !req
618. - It's right.
- Honestly, I think it's great news.Copy !req
619. How is this great news?Copy !req
620. I mean,
so much for being American heroes.Copy !req
621. - It's total nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.Copy !req
622. It's too specific. It's obviously a code.Copy !req
623. - What do you mean, a code?
- Like a super secret spy code.Copy !req
624. - That's a total stretch.
- I don't know, is it?Copy !req
625. You're buying into this?Copy !req
626. Listen, just for kicks,Copy !req
627. let's entertain the possibility
that it is a secret Russian transmission.Copy !req
628. What'd you think they were gonna say,
"Fire the warhead at noon"?Copy !req
629. - Exactly.
- And my translation is correct.Copy !req
630. I know that for sure, so...Copy !req
631. "The silver cat feeds."
Why would anyone talk like thatCopy !req
632. unless they're trying to maskCopy !req
633. - the meaning of their message?
- Exactly.Copy !req
634. Why would anyone mask
the true meaning of their messageCopy !req
635. unless the message was somehow sensitive?Copy !req
636. Exactly.Copy !req
637. - So I guess that confirms your suspicion.
- Evil Russians.Copy !req
638. I can't believe I'm about to agree
with this strange child, but,Copy !req
639. yeah, totally evil Russians.Copy !req
640. So how do we crack it?Copy !req
641. Well, I guess we translate the rest
and hopefully a pattern emerges.Copy !req
642. A pattern. Right, like maybe "silver cat"
is a meeting place?Copy !req
643. Or a person.Copy !req
644. Or a weapon.Copy !req
645. It's probably gonna take a super genius
to crack it, but...Copy !req
646. Where's Steve?Copy !req
647. - Hey, Steve.Copy !req
648. What are you doing?Copy !req
649. Uh, it's a quarter. I need—
Do you have a quarter?Copy !req
650. - Sure you're tall enough for that ride?
- Quarter!Copy !req
651. You need help getting up, little Stevie?Copy !req
652. - Shh!Copy !req
653. Would you two just shut up and listen?Copy !req
654. Holy shit.Copy !req
655. The music.Copy !req
656. The music!Copy !req
657. I don't understand.Copy !req
658. It's the exact same song
on the recording.Copy !req
659. Maybe they have horses like this
in Russia.Copy !req
660. "Indiana Flyer"? I don't...Copy !req
661. I don't think so.Copy !req
662. This code, it... didn't come from Russia.Copy !req
663. It came from here.Copy !req
664. Would you like to order your entrée, sir?Copy !req
665. You know what, Enzo?Copy !req
666. My name is not Enzo.Copy !req
667. I just lost my appetite, all right?Copy !req
668. So, here you go.Copy !req
669. You can keep the change.Copy !req
670. - Sir!Copy !req
671. I'm afraid no alcohol is allowed
off the premises.Copy !req
672. I can do anything I want.Copy !req
673. I'm the chief of police.Copy !req
674. Billy, are you okay?Copy !req
675. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
676. It'll be over soon.Copy !req
677. Just stay very still.Copy !req
678. No!Copy !req