1. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
2. - Move it.
Let's get out of here!Copy !req
3. Headed down Poplar, toward Main.Copy !req
4. - Get 'em off of us, Mick!
- I'm working on it!Copy !req
5. - The alley. To your right.
- Okay.Copy !req
6. Shit!Copy !req
7. Shit! Shit! Shit!Copy !req
8. Shit!Copy !req
9. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
10. - Son of a bitch! We got more!
Oh, shit!Copy !req
11. They're headed down 7th.Copy !req
12. Do something, Kali. Do something!Copy !req
13. Next right. There's a tunnel. Take it.Copy !req
14. We got these bastards now!Copy !req
15. Boom.Copy !req
16. Holy shit!Copy !req
17. Shit! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
18. What the hell is wrong with you, Adams?
The hell are you doing?Copy !req
19. Adams! Come on.
What the hell? Why'd you stop?Copy !req
20. Adams! Adams!Copy !req
21. - Adams, I'm talkin' to you!Copy !req
22. Adams! Adams!Copy !req
23. Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
24. A police chase rocked downtown Pittsburgh
earlier this evening...Copy !req
25. - Another stupid penny!
- Dusty, watch it! You almost hit Mews.Copy !req
26. - Can I please check under your cushions?
- Dusty.Copy !req
27. - Mom, please? It's an emergency!Copy !req
28. Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy?Copy !req
29. Love you, Mom.Copy !req
30. Lucas, you copy? I've got four quarters.
What's your haul?Copy !req
31. Take your puny haul
and multiply it by five.Copy !req
32. - How?
- While you were scrounging aroundCopy !req
33. like a homeless bum,
I mowed Old Man Humphrey's lawn.Copy !req
34. Old Man Humphrey's got that kinda cash?Copy !req
35. - Just call Mike already.
- You call Mike.Copy !req
36. I have to go take a shower
from doing real work, like a man.Copy !req
37. Over and out.Copy !req
38. [Dustin over walkie-talkie]
Mike, do you copy? Mike, do you copy?Copy !req
39. Yeah. Yeah, I copy.Copy !req
40. - What are you doing on this channel?
- Nothing.Copy !req
41. Lucas and I have six bucks total.Copy !req
42. - What's your haul?
- Shit! I don't know yet.Copy !req
43. - What do you mean you don't know yet?
- Hold on. Call Will.Copy !req
44. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
45. I'll pay you back!Copy !req
46. Bye!
Mike!Copy !req
47. - Mike! Get back here!
- Hey. No running in the house.Copy !req
48. What is going on?Copy !req
49. Mike! Mike!Copy !req
50. Asshole!Copy !req
51. - Hey!
- Okay. So, I'll pick you up in two hours.Copy !req
52. - That's 9:00 on the dot, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
53. If anything happens,
if you need to come home,Copy !req
54. just ask them to use their phone
and call home. Okay?Copy !req
55. - Don't—
- Don't walk or bike home. I know.Copy !req
56. - Okay, but, sweetie—
- Mom, I have to go.Copy !req
57. Have fun.Copy !req
58. To slay the dragon, use the magic sword.Copy !req
59. Oh, Jesus!
I'm in unchartered territory here, guys.Copy !req
60. - Down! Down! Down!
I'm going! I'm going!Copy !req
61. I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!Copy !req
62. - Okay. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!Copy !req
63. No. No. No!Copy !req
64. No! No! No!
I hate this overpriced bullshit!Copy !req
65. Son of a bitch! Piece of shit!Copy !req
66. You're not nimble enough.
But you'll get there one day.Copy !req
67. But until then,
Princess Daphne is still mine.Copy !req
68. Whatever. I'm still tops
on Centipede and Dig Dug.Copy !req
69. You sure about that?Copy !req
70. Sure about what?Copy !req
71. You're kidding me. No, no, no.Copy !req
72. Move! Move! No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, no! No! No!Copy !req
73. - 751,300 points!
That's impossible.Copy !req
74. - Who is Mad Max?
- Better than you.Copy !req
75. - Is it you?
You know I despise Dig Dug.Copy !req
76. - Then who is it?
- Yeah, spill it, Keith.Copy !req
77. You want information,
then I need something in return.Copy !req
78. No, no, no. No way.
You're not getting a date with her.Copy !req
79. Mike, come on. Just get him the date.Copy !req
80. I'm not prostituting my sister!Copy !req
81. - But it's for a good cause.
- No, don't get him the date. Know what?Copy !req
82. He's gonna spread his nasty-ass rash
to your whole family.Copy !req
83. Acne isn't a rash and it isn't contagious,
you prepubescent wastoid.Copy !req
84. Oh, I'm a wastoid?
She wouldn't go on a date with you.Copy !req
85. You make, like, what? $2.50 an hour?Copy !req
86. Nice perm.
- Gonna make fun of my hair?Copy !req
87. Hey. Hey, guys, do you see the...Copy !req
88. - Will! Are you okay?Copy !req
89. Yeah. I just...Copy !req
90. - I needed some air.
- Come on. You're up on Dig Dug.Copy !req
91. Let's take that top score back, huh?Copy !req
92. Good morning, Jim.Copy !req
93. - Jim. Hold on a second. We need to talk.
- Get away from me.Copy !req
94. Okay, no... I think you really
wanna hear this.Copy !req
95. - Get away from me.
- Trust me. I only want five minutes!Copy !req
96. Yeah, I want a date with Bo Derek.
We all want things.Copy !req
97. This isn't a laughing matter, Jim.Copy !req
98. - This is serious, okay?Copy !req
99. I really got something here.
I'm telling you!Copy !req
100. - Hey. Mornin', Chief.
- Morning.Copy !req
101. Morning, Murray.Copy !req
102. Got any proof
on your butt-probin' aliens yet, Murray?Copy !req
103. - I believe there was, and may still be,Copy !req
104. a Russian spy presence in Hawkins.Copy !req
105. Russian spies!Copy !req
106. Are the spies in cahoots with the aliens?
Or how do they fit in here? I'm confused.Copy !req
107. I'm talking multiple reports now.
Multiple reports, okay?Copy !req
108. Of a Russian child in Hawkins.Copy !req
109. - A child? What are you talking about?
- A girl who may have psionic abilities.Copy !req
110. - "Psionic"?
- Psychic.Copy !req
111. What about that girl
that made that kid pee himself?Copy !req
112. - A prank.
- What girl?Copy !req
113. - Wasn't a prank.Copy !req
114. You got five minutes. Not a second more.Copy !req
115. I talked to a Big Buy ex-employeeCopy !req
116. who said some little girl
shattered the door with her mind.Copy !req
117. I heard that story.Copy !req
118. Did you hear the one about the fat man
with the beard who climbs down chimneys?Copy !req
119. Then last month,
a co-worker of Ted Wheeler's claimsCopy !req
120. some Russian girl with a shaved head
was hiding in his basement.Copy !req
121. Ted now denies this.Copy !req
122. - Oh, wow. That's a surprise.
- But it connects.Copy !req
123. - Enlighten me.
- This girl,Copy !req
124. she's some kind
of a Russian weapon, right?Copy !req
125. Barbara sees this girl,
tries to help her, perhaps.Copy !req
126. But before she can,
the Russians find them, take them—Copy !req
127. Wait. You're telling me Barbara Holland
was kidnapped by Russian spies.Copy !req
128. - Kidnapped. Killed.
- Killed?Copy !req
129. - Don't you get it, Jim?
- No.Copy !req
130. This has potentially
international implications.Copy !req
131. I'm talking a full-on Russian invasion
right here in Hawkins.Copy !req
132. Do you have any proof of this girl?
I mean, has anybody seen her recently?Copy !req
133. - These are separate—Copy !req
134. Excuse me. Sorry.Copy !req
135. - Okay.
- Hello?Copy !req
136. Merrill called,
wants you to check out his pumpkins.Copy !req
137. - Says they've been contaminated...
- All right.Copy !req
138. by his vengeful neighbor, Eugene.
You're welcome.Copy !req
139. I'm sorry. I really hate to do this,
but I gotta run.Copy !req
140. - It's an emergency.
- You gave me five minutes.Copy !req
141. Yeah, listen, you know what?
I liked your alien theory a lot better.Copy !req
142. And you want my advice?Copy !req
143. Why don't you stop bleeding
those people dry and go home? All right?Copy !req
144. - I am not bleeding anyone... dry.
- Listen to me. Go home.Copy !req
145. It's crap, I know.Copy !req
146. No, it's not crap.Copy !req
147. - It's not good.
- It's going to be.Copy !req
148. - Just... It needs some reorganizing.Copy !req
149. - Can I mark on it?
- Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
150. So, in the first paragraph,Copy !req
151. you used the basketball game
versus NorthernCopy !req
152. as a metaphor for your life,
which is great.Copy !req
153. But then, around here,Copy !req
154. you start talking about your granddad's
experiences in the war.Copy !req
155. And I...
I don't see how they're connected.Copy !req
156. It connects because...Copy !req
157. because, you know, we both won.Copy !req
158. - Do you think I should start from scratch?
- No. I mean...Copy !req
159. When's the deadline?Copy !req
160. It's tomorrow for early application.Copy !req
161. Can you come and help me tonight?Copy !req
162. We have our dinner tonight, remember?Copy !req
163. - Oh, my God!
- We already canceled last week.Copy !req
164. - You don't have to go. Just work on this.
- No, no, no. What's the point?Copy !req
165. - Hey, calm down.
- I'm calm. I'm calm.Copy !req
166. I'm just being honest. You know, I mean...Copy !req
167. - I'll end up working for my dad anyway.
- That's not true.Copy !req
168. I don't know, Nance.
Is that such a bad thing?Copy !req
169. There's insurance and benefits
and all that adult stuff.Copy !req
170. And if I took it, you know,
I could be around for your senior year.Copy !req
171. - Steve...
- Just to look after you a little bit.Copy !req
172. Make sure you don't forget
about this pretty face.Copy !req
173. Nance, I'm serious.Copy !req
174. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
175. Who is that?Copy !req
176. I have no idea.Copy !req
177. But would you check out that ass?Copy !req
178. Just look at it go.Copy !req
179. Meet the human brain.Copy !req
180. I know. I know, it doesn't look like much.Copy !req
181. A little gross even, right?
But consider this.Copy !req
182. There are a hundred billion cells
inside of this miracle of evolution.Copy !req
183. All working as one.Copy !req
184. No, no, I did not misspeak.
I did not stutter.Copy !req
185. A hundred billion.Copy !req
186. - Ah, this must be our new student.Copy !req
187. Indeed. All yours.Copy !req
188. All right. Hold up.
You don't get away that easy.Copy !req
189. Come on up. Don't be shy.Copy !req
190. Dustin, drum roll.Copy !req
191. Class, please welcome,
all the way from sunny California,Copy !req
192. the latest passenger to join us
on our curiosity voyage, Maxine.Copy !req
193. - It's Max.
Sorry?Copy !req
194. Nobody calls me Maxine. It's Max.Copy !req
195. Mad Max.
- Well, all aboard, Max.Copy !req
196. - Hey, there.
- Hey.Copy !req
197. Do you have these in any other colors?
I'm not a big fan of orange.Copy !req
198. Hmm...Copy !req
199. I'll have to check in back.Copy !req
200. Oh, shit!Copy !req
201. - You're gonna get me fired.
- That's my master plan.Copy !req
202. Get you fired so I can hire you
and we won't have to hide back here.Copy !req
203. Bob? Bob, I have to get back to work.Copy !req
204. I know. I'm sorry.
I can't stop thinking about you.Copy !req
205. - It's crazy. I feel like a teenager.
- Me, too.Copy !req
206. You know, in high school,
you didn't know who I was.Copy !req
207. Come on.Copy !req
208. Bob, I have to get back to work.Copy !req
209. Okay.Copy !req
210. Go sell your electronic thingamajiggies,
and I'll see you tonight for movie night.Copy !req
211. Jonathan's night to pick?Copy !req
212. - Yes.
- Okay.Copy !req
213. - Okay. Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
214. Hey, look, a green one.Copy !req
215. Tell Jonathan not to pick anything scary.
I hate scary movies.Copy !req
216. You're saying
this was fine yesterday?Copy !req
217. Fine?Copy !req
218. These were prize winners, Chief.
You should've seen 'em.Copy !req
219. For the life of me,
I couldn't figure out what happened.Copy !req
220. And then I remembered... Eugene.Copy !req
221. What about him?Copy !req
222. He's been complaining about me
to just about anyone who'll listen.Copy !req
223. Why's that?Copy !req
224. Well, he started this
"Pick Your Pumpkin" thing.Copy !req
225. Acted like it was trademarked.Copy !req
226. I said, "Hire yourself a damn lawyer.
See how far that gets you."Copy !req
227. You're telling me that nice old EugeneCopy !req
228. came out here after dark
and doused your field with poison?Copy !req
229. Not Eugene himself.Copy !req
230. - I'm thinking one of his field hands.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
231. Listen, Chief, I don't go throwing around
accusations lightly. You know me.Copy !req
232. This happening the day before Halloween,
when sales are peaking?Copy !req
233. That's a hell of a coincidence.Copy !req
234. - Hell of a coincidence.Copy !req
235. You got somebody working on that field?Copy !req
236. Yeah, screw you, too.Copy !req
237. Hey. Be there.Copy !req
238. - Hey, Nancy.
- Hey! Thanks.Copy !req
239. - Oh, could I get one more?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
240. You're coming to this.Copy !req
241. "Come and get sheet faced."Copy !req
242. No, I'm not.Copy !req
243. I can't let you sit all alone Halloween.
That's just not acceptable.Copy !req
244. Well, you can relax.
I'm not gonna be alone.Copy !req
245. I'm going trick-or-treating with Will.Copy !req
246. - All night?
- Yeah.Copy !req
247. No, no way. You're gonna be home by 8:00,Copy !req
248. listening to the Talking Heads
and reading Vonnegut or something.Copy !req
249. Sounds like a nice night.Copy !req
250. Jonathan, just come. I mean, who knows,
you might even, like, meet someone.Copy !req
251. - Oh, my God! Take those stupid things off.
- I missed you.Copy !req
252. - It's been like an hour.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
253. Okay. Okay, okay. God.Copy !req
254. Sorry.Copy !req
255. There's no way that's Mad Max.
- Yeah. Girls don't play video games.Copy !req
256. And even if they did,
you can't get 750,000 points on Dig Dug.Copy !req
257. - It's impossible.
But her name is Max.Copy !req
258. - So what?
- So, how many Maxes do you know?Copy !req
259. - I don't know.
Zero. That's how many.Copy !req
260. She shows up at schoolCopy !req
261. the day after someone with her same name
breaks our top score.Copy !req
262. - I mean, you kidding me?
- Exactly. So she's gotta be Mad Max.Copy !req
263. And plus she skateboards,
so she's pretty awesome.Copy !req
264. Awesome?
You haven't even spoken a word to her.Copy !req
265. I don't have to. I mean, look at her.
Shit, I've lost the target.Copy !req
266. Oh! There.Copy !req
267. Got it. There we go.Copy !req
268. "Stop spying on me, creeps."Copy !req
269. Well, shit.Copy !req
270. William Byers.Copy !req
271. Your mother's here.Copy !req
272. You guys think he's okay?Copy !req
273. He's always weird
when he has to go in.Copy !req
274. I don't know. He's quiet today.Copy !req
275. He's always quiet.Copy !req
276. You feeling any better?Copy !req
277. Will?Copy !req
278. Huh?Copy !req
279. Yeah. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
280. Hey. What did we talk about, huh?
You've got to stop it with the sorries.Copy !req
281. Sorry. I mean, yeah, I know.Copy !req
282. And listen, you know, there's nothing
to be nervous about, you know.Copy !req
283. Just tell 'em what you felt last night
and what you saw.Copy !req
284. Hey, I'm gonna be there the whole time.
So it's gonna be okay. Okay?Copy !req
285. Okay.Copy !req
286. - Hey, buddy.
- Hey.Copy !req
287. Hey.Copy !req
288. Sir Will, how are you?Copy !req
289. Mom. Pop.Copy !req
290. Let's take a look,
see what's going on here.Copy !req
291. I see you shaved off a pound
since we saw you last.Copy !req
292. Must be making room
for all that Halloween candy.Copy !req
293. What's your favorite candy?Copy !req
294. Desert island candy,
if you had to pick one?Copy !req
295. - I don't know.
- Come on.Copy !req
296. Life or death situation,
what would you pick?Copy !req
297. - I guess... Reese's Pieces.
Reese's Pieces.Copy !req
298. Good call. Good call.Copy !req
299. I'm more of a Mounds guy,Copy !req
300. but I gotta say, peanut butter
and chocolate, come on, hard to beat that.Copy !req
301. All right, tell me
what's going on with you.Copy !req
302. Tell me about this episode you had.Copy !req
303. Well, my friends were there
and then they just weren't,Copy !req
304. and I was back there again.Copy !req
305. In the Upside Down?Copy !req
306. All right, so what happened next?Copy !req
307. I heard this noise, and so I went outside,
and it was worse.Copy !req
308. How was it worse?Copy !req
309. There was this storm.Copy !req
310. Okay. So how did you feel
when you saw the storm?Copy !req
311. I felt...Copy !req
312. frozen.Copy !req
313. - Heart racing?
- Just frozen.Copy !req
314. Frozen, cold frozen? Frozen to the touch?Copy !req
315. No. Like how you feel when you're scared,Copy !req
316. and you can't breathe or talk
or do anything.Copy !req
317. I felt... felt this evil,
like it was looking at me.Copy !req
318. It was evil?Copy !req
319. Well...
What do you think the evil wanted?Copy !req
320. To kill.Copy !req
321. To kill you?Copy !req
322. Not me.Copy !req
323. Everyone else.Copy !req
324. All right,
I'm gonna be honest with you.Copy !req
325. It's probably gonna get worse
before it gets better.Copy !req
326. Worse? He's already had
two episodes this month.Copy !req
327. He'll likely have more
before the month is out.Copy !req
328. It's called the Anniversary Effect.
And we've seen this with soldiers.Copy !req
329. The anniversary of an event brings back
traumatic memories.Copy !req
330. Sort of opens up
the neurological floodgates, so to speak.Copy !req
331. So what does this mean for the kid?Copy !req
332. He's gonna have more episodes, nightmares?Copy !req
333. Yeah, that.
Maybe some personality changes.Copy !req
334. He might get irritable. He might lash out.Copy !req
335. What do we do when that happens?Copy !req
336. Okay. Well, from what we know
about post-traumatic stress...Copy !req
337. And we're still learning, okay?
Just treat him normally.Copy !req
338. Be patient with him.
Don't pressure him to talk.Copy !req
339. Just let him lead the way.Copy !req
340. I'm sorry, what you're saying
is it's gonna get worse and worseCopy !req
341. and we're just supposed to pretend
it's not happening?Copy !req
342. It sounds counterintuitive, I know.Copy !req
343. But I assure you that is really
the best thing you can do for him.Copy !req
344. Listen. I understand what you went through
last year. I get it.Copy !req
345. But those people are gone.
They're gone. Okay?Copy !req
346. So if we're gonna get through this,Copy !req
347. I just... I need you to realize
I'm on your side.Copy !req
348. I need you to trust me.Copy !req
349. "Trust me"?Copy !req
350. - Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I know.Copy !req
351. But, you know, university gives out
a degree, this guy's got it.Copy !req
352. And look, that post-traumatic stuff
he's talking about, that stuff is real.Copy !req
353. He's gonna be okay. All right?Copy !req
354. How's Bob the Brain?Copy !req
355. Don't call him that.Copy !req
356. Sorry. Old habit.Copy !req
357. He's good. We're good.Copy !req
358. Good. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
359. Really. Hey...Copy !req
360. Things get worse, you call me first.Copy !req
361. You call me.Copy !req
362. Okay.Copy !req
363. They're ready for you, sir.Copy !req
364. - Patty.
- Sam.Copy !req
365. Afternoon, sir.Copy !req
366. - Looks like another hot one today, huh?
- Never gets old, sir.Copy !req
367. Still no sign?Copy !req
368. Jack shit.Copy !req
369. - Oh! Damn it. My mom's gonna murder me.
- So go home. I'll radio if she comes.Copy !req
370. Oh, yeah, nice try. You just want me
out of here so you can make your move.Copy !req
371. - Oh, 'cause you're such a threat.
- That's right.Copy !req
372. She will not be able to resist
these pearls.Copy !req
373. - Ten o'clock. Ten o'clock.
- What?Copy !req
374. - They're arguing. They're arguing.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
375. I see that. I don't even know
why you need those.Copy !req
376. God. You're so stupid.Copy !req
377. She's incredible.Copy !req
378. She's...Copy !req
379. Mad Max.Copy !req
380. After dinner, I want you to pick out
your toys for the yard sale.Copy !req
381. - Fine.
- Two boxes' worth.Copy !req
382. - Two boxes?
- You heard me.Copy !req
383. I'm fine with you giving away a couple,Copy !req
384. but the other ones have
way too much emotional value.Copy !req
385. - Emotional value?
- They're hunks of plastic, Michael.Copy !req
386. You already took away my Atari.Copy !req
387. Didn't wanna lose more toys,
you shouldn't have stolen from Nancy.Copy !req
388. I didn't steal. I borrowed.Copy !req
389. Oh, and you didn't curse out Mr. Kowalski
last week either, right?Copy !req
390. Or plagiarize that essay?
Or graffiti the bathroom stall?Copy !req
391. Everyone graffitis the bathroom stall.Copy !req
392. So if your friend jumps off a cliff,
you're gonna jump, too?Copy !req
393. We know you've had a hard year, Michael.
But we've been patient.Copy !req
394. This isn't strike one.
This isn't even strike three.Copy !req
395. It's strike 20. You're on the bench, son.Copy !req
396. And if it'd been my coach,
you'd be lucky to still be on the team.Copy !req
397. Two boxes. Two.Copy !req
398. Okay. Ready?Copy !req
399. Yeah.Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. I'm so sorry
I didn't get to cook.Copy !req
402. I was gonna make that baked ziti
you guys like so much,Copy !req
403. but I just forgot about the time,
and before you know it,Copy !req
404. "Oh, my God, it's five o'clock."Copy !req
405. - It's fine. It's great.
- Right. I love KFC.Copy !req
406. So, I noticed a "For Sale" sign
out in your yard.Copy !req
407. Is that the neighbors', or...Copy !req
408. - You wanna tell them?
- Go ahead.Copy !req
409. We hired a man named Murray Bauman.
Have either of you heard of him?Copy !req
410. - No.
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
411. He was an investigative journalist
for the Chicago Sun-Times.Copy !req
412. He's pretty well known.Copy !req
413. Anyway, he's freelance now,
and he agreed to take the case.Copy !req
414. That's... That's great.Copy !req
415. No, that's really... That's great, right?Copy !req
416. Um, what exactly does that mean?Copy !req
417. Means he's gonna do
what that lazy son of a bitch Jim Hop—Copy !req
418. Sorry.Copy !req
419. What the Hawkins police haven't been
capable of doing.Copy !req
420. Means we have a real detective
on the case.Copy !req
421. It means...Copy !req
422. we're going to find our Barb.Copy !req
423. If anyone can find her, it's this man.Copy !req
424. He already has leads.
By God, he's worth every last penny.Copy !req
425. Is that why you're selling the house?Copy !req
426. Don't worry about us, sweetie. We're fine.Copy !req
427. More than fine.Copy !req
428. For the first time in a long time,
we're hopeful.Copy !req
429. Excuse me. I'll be right back.Copy !req
430. - It's finger-lickin' good.
- Mmm.Copy !req
431. El, are you there? El?Copy !req
432. It's me. It's Mike.Copy !req
433. It's day 352, 7:40 p.m.Copy !req
434. I'm still here.Copy !req
435. If you're out there, say something.
Or give me a sign.Copy !req
436. I won't even say anything.
Just... I wanna know if you're okay.Copy !req
437. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
438. Mike.Copy !req
439. - [Dustin over walkie-talkie] Mike?
- Hello, is that you?Copy !req
440. Yeah, it's me, Dustin.
What're you doing on this channel again?Copy !req
441. I've been trying to reach you all day.
We were right. Max is Mad Max.Copy !req
442. - Yeah, I'm busy.
- But—Copy !req
443. What do we do now?
- We stick to the plan.Copy !req
444. Mike's not gonna like it.Copy !req
445. Last time I checked,
our party is not a dictatorship.Copy !req
446. - It's a democracy.
- What if Max says no?Copy !req
447. How can Max say no to these?Copy !req
448. I told you to stop that.Copy !req
449. - I'll see you tomorrow.
- Later.Copy !req
450. Mews!Copy !req
451. Mews.Copy !req
452. - Stop. Stop!
What?Copy !req
453. Come on, you gotta get used to it.
This is the future.Copy !req
454. Well, put the future down
and get me a clean bowl.Copy !req
455. Hey, bud. I didn't know
what you'd like, so I got a variety.Copy !req
456. - Take your pick.
- Whatever you want.Copy !req
457. All right.Copy !req
458. What are you working on?Copy !req
459. Zombie Boy? Who's Zombie Boy?Copy !req
460. - Me.
- Did someone call you that?Copy !req
461. Hey. You can talk to me.
You know that, right?Copy !req
462. Whatever happened.
Will, come on, talk to me.Copy !req
463. - Stop treating me like that.
- What? Like what?Copy !req
464. Like everyone else.
Like there's something wrong with me.Copy !req
465. What are you talking about?Copy !req
466. Mom, Dustin, Lucas. Everyone.Copy !req
467. They all treat me like I'm gonna break.Copy !req
468. Like I'm a baby.
Like I can't handle things on my own.Copy !req
469. It doesn't help. It just makes me feel
like more of a freak.Copy !req
470. - You're not a freak.
- Yeah, I am.Copy !req
471. I am.Copy !req
472. You know what? You're right.Copy !req
473. You are a freak.Copy !req
474. - What?
- No, I'm serious. You're a freak.Copy !req
475. But what? Do you wanna be normal?
Do you wanna be just like everyone else?Copy !req
476. Being a freak is the best. I'm a freak.Copy !req
477. Is that why you don't have any friends?Copy !req
478. I have friends, Will.Copy !req
479. Then why are you
always hanging out with me?Copy !req
480. Because you're my best friend, all right?Copy !req
481. And I would rather be best friends
with Zombie Boy than with a boring nobody.Copy !req
482. You know what I mean?Copy !req
483. Okay, look...Copy !req
484. Who would you rather be friends with?
Bowie or Kenny Rogers?Copy !req
485. Ugh.Copy !req
486. Exactly. It's no contest.Copy !req
487. The thing is, nobody normalCopy !req
488. ever accomplished anything meaningful
in this world.Copy !req
489. - You got it?
- Well...Copy !req
490. - some people like Kenny Rogers.
- Kenny Rogers.Copy !req
491. I love Kenny Rogers.Copy !req
492. - What's so funny?
- Nothing.Copy !req
493. Mr. Mom. Perfect!Copy !req
494. Where's Mommy keep the extra diapers?Copy !req
495. Hey! Cowards.Copy !req
496. Hey.Copy !req
497. - It's okay. Let it go.Copy !req
498. Probably just a crank call.Copy !req
499. - Okay.
Holy mackerel!Copy !req
500. - Let it go.
Aw, man!Copy !req
501. Hey, what'd we talk about?Copy !req
502. No signal.Copy !req
503. - What?
No signal.Copy !req
504. It's 8-1-5. You're late.Copy !req
505. Yeah, I lost track of time.
I'll signal next time, all right?Copy !req
506. Uh, and it's 8:15. It's not 8-1-5.Copy !req
507. Eight-fifteen.Copy !req
508. Now, what did we talk about?Copy !req
509. Dinner first, then dessert. Always.Copy !req
510. That's a rule.Copy !req
511. Yeah?Copy !req
512. Yes.Copy !req