1. Let me out of here!Copy !req
2. Somebody, please!Copy !req
3. Let me out!Copy !req
4. Your son.Copy !req
5. We know you've been in contact with him.Copy !req
6. - You have to let me—
- When...Copy !req
7. and how did you make contact with him?Copy !req
8. - What?
- Hmm?Copy !req
9. Six.Copy !req
10. What?Copy !req
11. Six.Copy !req
12. Six people have been taken this week.Copy !req
13. This... thing that took your son...Copy !req
14. we don't really understand it.Copy !req
15. But its behavior is predictable.Copy !req
16. Like all animals...Copy !req
17. it eats.Copy !req
18. It will take more sons.Copy !req
19. More daughters.Copy !req
20. I want to save them.Copy !req
21. I want to save your son.Copy !req
22. But I can't do that.Copy !req
23. Not without your help.Copy !req
24. Stop.Copy !req
25. I know who you are.Copy !req
26. I know what you've done.Copy !req
27. You took my boy away from me!Copy !req
28. You left him in that place to die!Copy !req
29. You faked his death!Copy !req
30. We had a funeral.Copy !req
31. We buried him.Copy !req
32. And now you're asking for my help?Copy !req
33. Go to hell.Copy !req
34. —Okay, now what do you know?Copy !req
35. I'm sorry.Copy !req
36. Did I stutter?Copy !req
37. I told you.Copy !req
38. Everything.Copy !req
39. What do you know?Copy !req
40. I know you do experiments
on kidnapped little kids,Copy !req
41. whose parents' brains
you've turned to mush.Copy !req
42. And I know you went
a little too far this timeCopy !req
43. and you messed up in a big way.Copy !req
44. I mean, you really messed up,
didn't you? Big time.Copy !req
45. That's why you're trying
to cover your tracks.Copy !req
46. You killed Benny Hammond,
you faked Will Byers' death.Copy !req
47. You made it look like
that little girl just ran away.Copy !req
48. See, I told you.Copy !req
49. - I know everything.
- All right, who are you working with?Copy !req
50. Nobody.Copy !req
51. But I did give all this
over to my friend at the Times.Copy !req
52. He's gonna blow this thing wide open.Copy !req
53. You're just a junkie.Copy !req
54. A small town cop
who had a really bad week.Copy !req
55. Took one too many pills this time.Copy !req
56. You made a mistake coming back here.Copy !req
57. No, I didn't.Copy !req
58. Here's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
59. You're gonna let me and Joyce Byers go...Copy !req
60. you're gonna give us anything we need,Copy !req
61. and we're gonna find her son.Copy !req
62. And then we're gonna forget
that any of this ever happened.Copy !req
63. Oh, is that right?Copy !req
64. Yeah.Copy !req
65. That's right.Copy !req
66. Nancy? Jonathan?Copy !req
67. - They're gone.
- What?Copy !req
68. Nancy and Jonathan.
His car's gone.Copy !req
69. They're probably
just sucking face somewhere.Copy !req
70. - Gross.
- No. No way!Copy !req
71. Did they go with the chief?Copy !req
72. I don't know.Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. What? Did you see them?
Do you know where they went?Copy !req
75. - Yes.
- Where? Where did they go?Copy !req
76. Demogorgon.Copy !req
77. Where's the girl?Copy !req
78. You gotta give me your word.Copy !req
79. Nobody's ever gonna find out about this.Copy !req
80. And those other three kids, those boys,
you're gonna leave them alone.Copy !req
81. Then I'll tell you.Copy !req
82. Tell you where
your little science experiment is.Copy !req
83. I don't understand.Copy !req
84. We came to an agreement.Copy !req
85. What?Copy !req
86. Look, everything that's happened here
and everything that's gonna happen,Copy !req
87. we don't talk about.Copy !req
88. You want Will back?Copy !req
89. This place had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
90. That's the deal.
You got it?Copy !req
91. What is this?Copy !req
92. Protection.
The atmosphere is toxic.Copy !req
93. But my son's in there. He...Copy !req
94. Put it on.Copy !req
95. I'm telling you,
this is a mistake.Copy !req
96. It's gone.
Isn't that what you wanted?Copy !req
97. And if they find the boy?Copy !req
98. That's not gonna happen.Copy !req
99. Hey, you all right?Copy !req
100. Yeah.Copy !req
101. I need you to relax, okay?Copy !req
102. I want you to slow down your breathing,
take deep breaths.Copy !req
103. In and out.Copy !req
104. Deep breath in...Copy !req
105. and out.Copy !req
106. In and out.Copy !req
107. - In and out.
- It's troll's favorite food!Copy !req
108. - Princess!
- No, Daddy! No, Daddy!Copy !req
109. - Roasted princess with paprika and gravy!
- No! No, Daddy. No, Daddy.Copy !req
110. —Whoa, hey!Copy !req
111. Hey.Copy !req
112. —You all right?Copy !req
113. - What's going on?
- Whoa.Copy !req
114. - What happened? What happened?
- I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
115. Hey, you all right?Copy !req
116. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
117. - Relax, relax. Honey, honey.Copy !req
118. Honey, just breathe.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.Copy !req
119. In and out.
Slow, slow, slow.Copy !req
120. In and out with me.Copy !req
121. In...Copy !req
122. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
123. Yeah.Copy !req
124. Remember...Copy !req
125. - Straight into Will's room. And—
- Don't step on the trap.Copy !req
126. Wait for the yo-yo to move.Copy !req
127. Then...Copy !req
128. All right.Copy !req
129. You ready?Copy !req
130. Ready.Copy !req
131. On three.Copy !req
132. One...Copy !req
133. two...Copy !req
134. You don't have to do this—Copy !req
135. Jonathan, stop talking.Copy !req
136. - I'm just saying, you don't have to—
- Three.Copy !req
137. Guys, guys! This is crazy.Copy !req
138. We can't just wait around.Copy !req
139. Mike, in case you forgot,
we're still fugitives.Copy !req
140. The bad men are still looking for us.Copy !req
141. Yeah, and we don't even know
where your sister is.Copy !req
142. El can find them.Copy !req
143. Mike, look at her.Copy !req
144. I still think we should stick
to the chief's plan.Copy !req
145. Exactly. We stay here,
keep El out of sight and keep her safe.Copy !req
146. That's the most important thing, remember?Copy !req
147. Besides, she's okay.
She's with Jonathan.Copy !req
148. Yeah, and she's kind of
a badass now, so...Copy !req
149. Well, where are you going?
You just said stick to the plan!Copy !req
150. I am. I'm just gonna go get
some chocolate pudding.Copy !req
151. I'm telling you,
Lunch Lady Phyllis hoards that shit.Copy !req
152. Are you serious?Copy !req
153. El needs to be recharged!Copy !req
154. Did you hear that?Copy !req
155. It's just the wind.Copy !req
156. Don't worry.Copy !req
157. My mom, she said the lights speak
when it comes.Copy !req
158. Speak?Copy !req
159. Blink.Copy !req
160. Think of them as alarms.Copy !req
161. Is that too tight?Copy !req
162. No, it's fine.Copy !req
163. Thanks.Copy !req
164. Nancy?Copy !req
165. Yeah?Copy !req
166. Jonathan?Copy !req
167. Are you there, man?
It's... it's Steve!Copy !req
168. Listen, I just want to talk!Copy !req
169. - Steve, listen to me.
- Hey. Nancy, what—Copy !req
170. - You need to leave.
- I'm not trying to start anything, okay?Copy !req
171. I don't care about that.
You need to leave.Copy !req
172. No, no, no.
Listen, I messed up, okay?Copy !req
173. I messed... I messed up.Copy !req
174. Okay?Copy !req
175. Really. Please.Copy !req
176. I just want to make things right.Copy !req
177. Okay? Please. Please...Copy !req
178. Hey, what happened to your hand?Copy !req
179. Is that blood?Copy !req
180. Nothing.
It was an accident.Copy !req
181. - Yeah, what's going on?
- Nothing.Copy !req
182. - Wait a sec. Did he do this to you?
- No.Copy !req
183. - Nancy, let me in!
- No. No! No, Steve!Copy !req
184. - What is... What the...
- You need to get out of here.Copy !req
185. - Whoa. What is all—
- Listen to me. I'm not asking you,Copy !req
186. - I'm telling you, get out of here!
- What is that smell?Copy !req
187. - Is that... is that gasoline?
- Steve, get out!Copy !req
188. Wait.
What? What is going on?Copy !req
189. You have five seconds
to get out of here.Copy !req
190. Okay, is this a joke?
Stop. Put the gun down.Copy !req
191. - I'm doing this for you.
- Nancy.Copy !req
192. - Wait. Is this a... What is this?
- Nancy.Copy !req
193. - Three. Two.
- No, no, no! No, no!Copy !req
194. Nancy! The lights.Copy !req
195. - It's here.
- Wait, what's here?Copy !req
196. - Where is it?
- Where is what? Whoa!Copy !req
197. - Easy with that!
- Where is it?Copy !req
198. I don't know.
I don't see it.Copy !req
199. Where is what?Copy !req
200. Hello? Will someone please explain to me
what the hell is going—Copy !req
201. —No!Copy !req
202. Go! Go! Run! Go!Copy !req
203. Get out of here!Copy !req
204. - Jump!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
205. Jesus! Jesus! What the hell was that?Copy !req
206. - What the hell was that?
- Shut up!Copy !req
207. What's it doing?Copy !req
208. I don't know.Copy !req
209. Do you hear anything?Copy !req
210. No.Copy !req
211. Will!Copy !req
212. Will!Copy !req
213. Will!Copy !req
214. Will!Copy !req
215. "I asked Mrs. Spencer what made
them red and she said she didn't knowCopy !req
216. and for pity's sake
not to ask her any more questions.Copy !req
217. She said I must have asked her
a thousand already.Copy !req
218. I suppose I had, too,Copy !req
219. but how are you gonna find things out
if you don't ask questions?Copy !req
220. And what does make roads red?Copy !req
221. 'Well, I don't know,' said Matthew.Copy !req
222. It just makes me feel glad to be alive...Copy !req
223. it's such an interesting world."Copy !req
224. Will!Copy !req
225. Will!Copy !req
226. This is crazy. This is crazy.
This is crazy.Copy !req
227. This is crazy! This is crazy!
This is crazy!Copy !req
228. What are you do—
What are you doing? Are you insane?Copy !req
229. It's going to come back!Copy !req
230. So you need to leave.Copy !req
231. Right now.Copy !req
232. Where is it?Copy !req
233. Come on.
Come on, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
234. - You see it?
- No. Where—Copy !req
235. Come on.Copy !req
236. Where are you?
Come on!Copy !req
237. - Jonathan!Copy !req
238. —Jonathan!Copy !req
239. Jonathan!Copy !req
240. Go to hell, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
241. - Steve!Copy !req
242. He's in the trap!Copy !req
243. - He's stuck!
- Jonathan, now!Copy !req
244. Did you hear that?Copy !req
245. Get back!Copy !req
246. - Where did it go?
- No.Copy !req
247. It has to be dead.Copy !req
248. It has to be.Copy !req
249. Come on.Copy !req
250. Is that my house?Copy !req
251. It was hurt.Copy !req
252. Mom.Copy !req
253. Is that you?Copy !req
254. Mom.Copy !req
255. Jonathan?Copy !req
256. Joyce, come on.Copy !req
257. Where's it going?Copy !req
258. I don't think that's the monster.Copy !req
259. Found it!
I knew she was hoarding it.Copy !req
260. - I knew it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
261. Always lying, saying she's out.Copy !req
262. Bald-faced liar.Copy !req
263. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!Copy !req
264. Okay!Copy !req
265. Are you feeling any better?Copy !req
266. What's "putting"?Copy !req
267. Pudding, it's...Copy !req
268. it's this chocolate goo
you eat with a spoon.Copy !req
269. Don't worry,Copy !req
270. when all this is over,
you won't have to keep eating junk foodCopy !req
271. and leftovers like a dog anymore.Copy !req
272. My mom,
she's a pretty awesome cook.Copy !req
273. She can make you whatever you like.Copy !req
274. Eggos?Copy !req
275. Well, yeah, Eggos, but real food, too.Copy !req
276. See, I was thinking,Copy !req
277. once all this is over and Will's back
and you're not a secret anymore,Copy !req
278. my parents can get you
an actual bed for the basement.Copy !req
279. Or you can take my room if you want,Copy !req
280. since I'm down there
all the time anyways.Copy !req
281. My point is, they'll take care of you.Copy !req
282. They'll be like your new parents,Copy !req
283. and Nancy,
she'll be like your new sister.Copy !req
284. Will you be like my brother?Copy !req
285. What? No, no.Copy !req
286. Why "no"?Copy !req
287. Because...Copy !req
288. 'cause it's different.Copy !req
289. Why?Copy !req
290. I mean, I don't know,
I guess it's not.Copy !req
291. It's stupid.Copy !req
292. Mike?Copy !req
293. Yeah?Copy !req
294. Friends don't lie.Copy !req
295. Well...Copy !req
296. I was thinking...Copy !req
297. I don't know...Copy !req
298. maybe we can go
to the Snow Ball together.Copy !req
299. - "Snow Ball"?
- It's this cheesy school dance,Copy !req
300. where you go in the gym
and dance to music and stuff.Copy !req
301. I've never been, but I know you're not
supposed to go with your sister.Copy !req
302. - No?
- I mean...Copy !req
303. you can, but it'd be really weird.Copy !req
304. You go to school dances
with someone that, you know...Copy !req
305. someone that you like.Copy !req
306. - A friend?
- Not a friend.Copy !req
307. Uh... uh...Copy !req
308. Uh, someone like a...Copy !req
309. Nancy.
Hold on, I'll be right back.Copy !req
310. Stay here.Copy !req
311. Go!Copy !req
312. You two, on me.Copy !req
313. This will charge your battery right up,
I'm telling you.Copy !req
314. - Guys! Guys!
- What is it?Copy !req
315. They found us.Copy !req
316. We know they're here.Copy !req
317. Be advised,
west side of the building is clear.Copy !req
318. Sir, we've searched everywhere.
There's no sign of them.Copy !req
319. Nothin'.Copy !req
320. Keep it locked down.Copy !req
321. All right.Copy !req
322. Kitchen.Copy !req
323. How did they find us?Copy !req
324. I don't know,
but they knew we were in the gym.Copy !req
325. Lando.Copy !req
326. - Got 'em!
- Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
327. Come on!Copy !req
328. - There they are. Freeze.
- Back! Go back!Copy !req
329. Go, go! Go left!Copy !req
330. El, are you okay?Copy !req
331. El!Copy !req
332. - Something's wrong.
- She's just drained.Copy !req
333. No, no, no,
she won't wake up. El!Copy !req
334. El!
El!Copy !req
335. There's more blood.Copy !req
336. Oh, my God.Copy !req
337. This way.Copy !req
338. - She's barely breathing.
- We gotta go.Copy !req
339. Leave her.Copy !req
340. - Step away from the child.
- No!Copy !req
341. You want her,
you have to kill us first.Copy !req
342. - That's right!
- Eat shit!Copy !req
343. - Oh, no! No, no!
- No! No! Get off me!Copy !req
344. - You idiot!
- No!Copy !req
345. - Get off me!
- Ow! Let go!Copy !req
346. Eleven?
Eleven, can you hear me?Copy !req
347. Eleven?Copy !req
348. Papa?Copy !req
349. Yes, yes, it's your papa.Copy !req
350. - Get off of me.
- I'm here now.Copy !req
351. Let her go!
Let her go, you bastard!Copy !req
352. Shh, shh, you're sick.Copy !req
353. You're sick,
but I'm going to make you better.Copy !req
354. I'm going to take you back home,
where I can make you well again.Copy !req
355. Where we can make all of this better,Copy !req
356. so no one else gets hurt.Copy !req
357. Bad.Copy !req
358. Bad.Copy !req
359. Mike. Mike.Copy !req
360. —Mike.Copy !req
361. Blood.Copy !req
362. What?Copy !req
363. Blood.Copy !req
364. Demogorgon.Copy !req
365. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
366. - Come on, come on.
- Go, go!Copy !req
367. Oh, my God.Copy !req
368. Will! Will!Copy !req
369. Will! Oh, my God!Copy !req
370. Will! Hopper!Copy !req
371. Oh, my God!
You need to help get him out!Copy !req
372. Get him out!Copy !req
373. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
374. —Come on, come on!Copy !req
375. Oh, my God!Copy !req
376. Sorry. Hold on, we're almost there.
We're almost there.Copy !req
377. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
378. Help, help.Copy !req
379. Come on, get her on the table.Copy !req
380. Just hold on a little longer,
okay?Copy !req
381. He's gone.
The bad man's gone.Copy !req
382. We'll be home soon, and my mom...Copy !req
383. she'll get you your own bed.Copy !req
384. You can eat as many Eggos as you want.Copy !req
385. And we can go to the Snow Ball.Copy !req
386. Promise?Copy !req
387. Promise.Copy !req
388. Is... Is it dead?Copy !req
389. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
390. Get the wrist rocket!
Get the wrist rocket now!Copy !req
391. - Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
392. - Go, go, go.
- Take it out now!Copy !req
393. Get the rocks, get the rocks,
get the rocks!Copy !req
394. Getting the rocks!Copy !req
395. - Give me one.
- Come on!Copy !req
396. - Go! Go! Kill it! Kill it!
- Fire! Fire!Copy !req
397. - Give me another one.
- Kill it! Bastard!Copy !req
398. - Kill it! Go, go, go, go!
- Kill it now!Copy !req
399. Get, get, get...
Come on, kill the bastard!Copy !req
400. It's not working!Copy !req
401. - Hit him again.
- Kill him!Copy !req
402. - Keep going! Come on!
- Get, get, get...Copy !req
403. - Come on, kill it!
- Come on! Go, go, go!Copy !req
404. Eleven, stop!Copy !req
405. Goodbye, Mike.Copy !req
406. No more.Copy !req
407. El? El?Copy !req
408. - El!
- Eleven!Copy !req
409. - Eleven!
- El!Copy !req
410. El, where are you?Copy !req
411. Eleven!Copy !req
412. El?Copy !req
413. Oh, God.Copy !req
414. He's not breathing,
he's not breathing.Copy !req
415. All right, Joyce, Joyce, listen to me,
listen to me, listen to me.Copy !req
416. - I need you to tilt his head back...
- Okay.Copy !req
417. - ... and lift his chin.
- Okay.Copy !req
418. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
419. Now when I tell you,Copy !req
420. you're gonna pinch his nostrils,
and breathe into his mouth...Copy !req
421. - twice.
- Okay.Copy !req
422. One second...Copy !req
423. then pause.Copy !req
424. 22, 23.Copy !req
425. - Then one second.
- Okay.Copy !req
426. 24, 25, 26, 27, 28...Copy !req
427. 29, 30.
Now! Go!Copy !req
428. - Oh, come on, come on.
- Come on...Copy !req
429. Come on, kid.Copy !req
430. - Come on, kid!
- Will!Copy !req
431. Will, listen to me.Copy !req
432. It's me, it's your mom
and I love you so much.Copy !req
433. I love you so much.Copy !req
434. I love you more
than anything in the world.Copy !req
435. Please...Copy !req
436. —Blood pressure keeps dropping.Copy !req
437. Her pulse ox is falling.Copy !req
438. I love you so much. I love you more
than anything in the world.Copy !req
439. Please,
please come back to me. Just...Copy !req
440. - Come on, kid!
- Please, please wake up.Copy !req
441. Please, please.Copy !req
442. Breathe, Will, come on!Copy !req
443. —Flatlining!Copy !req
444. Come back to me, breathe.Copy !req
445. I need you to wake up now.Copy !req
446. I need you to breathe.Copy !req
447. Please breathe!Copy !req
448. Please!Copy !req
449. That's it.Copy !req
450. - Oh, my God, that's it, that's it.Copy !req
451. That's it, baby. Breathe.Copy !req
452. Breathe. All right. Come on.Copy !req
453. Come on.Copy !req
454. Breathe, breathe, come on, come on.Copy !req
455. Good, good, good, good.Copy !req
456. Just breathe, Will, breathe.Copy !req
457. Michael?Copy !req
458. Michael!Copy !req
459. Michael?Copy !req
460. Oh, my God.Copy !req
461. Oh, my God.Copy !req
462. You're okay.Copy !req
463. You're okay.Copy !req
464. Hey.Copy !req
465. - Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey.Copy !req
466. Where... where am I?Copy !req
467. You're home.
You're home now.Copy !req
468. You're safe.Copy !req
469. Jonathan.Copy !req
470. Yeah, it's me, buddy.Copy !req
471. We missed you.Copy !req
472. We really missed you.Copy !req
473. Are you okay?Copy !req
474. What, this?Copy !req
475. It's just a cut.
It's nothing.Copy !req
476. You're worried about my hand.Copy !req
477. Oh, hey, uh...Copy !req
478. We, uh...Copy !req
479. We brought you some stuff...Copy !req
480. so you don't get bored in here.Copy !req
481. So...Copy !req
482. Uh, I made you a new mix tape.Copy !req
483. There's some stuff on there
I think you really might like.Copy !req
484. Guys. Guys, he's up.
Will is up. Guys, Will's up.Copy !req
485. Guys, come on.Copy !req
486. - Byers!Copy !req
487. Be careful.
Be careful with him.Copy !req
488. - Move.
- Guys, guys.Copy !req
489. —Go easy on him.Copy !req
490. You won't believe what happened
when you were gone, man.Copy !req
491. - It was mental.
- You had a funeral.Copy !req
492. - Jennifer Hayes was crying.
- And Troy peed himself.Copy !req
493. - What?
- In front of the whole school!Copy !req
494. - Yes!Copy !req
495. You okay?Copy !req
496. It got me.Copy !req
497. The Demogorgon.Copy !req
498. We know.Copy !req
499. It's okay.Copy !req
500. It's dead.Copy !req
501. We made a new friend.Copy !req
502. She stopped it.
She saved us.Copy !req
503. But she's gone now.Copy !req
504. - Her name's Eleven.
- Like the number?Copy !req
505. Well, we call her "El" for short.Copy !req
506. She's basically a wizard.Copy !req
507. She has superpowers.Copy !req
508. More like a Yoda.Copy !req
509. She flipped a van with her mind,Copy !req
510. and these agents
were trying to shoot us—Copy !req
511. - Yeah, it flipped over us—
- Then she squeezed the brains out...Copy !req
512. And blood was pouring out
of their faces.Copy !req
513. It was pouring out of their eyes.Copy !req
514. Agents just started
grabbing us and stuff...Copy !req
515. - ... shot out of the wall...Copy !req
516. Something is coming.
Something angry.Copy !req
517. Hungry for your blood.Copy !req
518. It is almost here.Copy !req
519. - What is it?
- It's the thessalhydra, I'm telling you.Copy !req
520. It's not the thessalhydra.Copy !req
521. I'm telling you, it's the thessalhydra.Copy !req
522. —The thessalhydra!Copy !req
523. - Damn it.
- It roars in anger!Copy !req
524. - Will, your action!
- What should I do? I—Copy !req
525. Fireball him!Copy !req
526. Fireball the son of a bitch.Copy !req
527. - Fourteen!Copy !req
528. Direct hit. Will the Wise's fireball
hits the thessalhydra.Copy !req
529. It makes a painful...Copy !req
530. and then... it crumbles to the ground.Copy !req
531. Its clawed hand reaches for you
one last timeCopy !req
532. and, and, and...Copy !req
533. and...Copy !req
534. Lucas cuts off its seven heads,Copy !req
535. and Dustin places them
into his bag of holding.Copy !req
536. You carry the heads out of the dungeon,
victorious,Copy !req
537. and you present them to King Tristan.Copy !req
538. He thanks you
for your bravery and service.Copy !req
539. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's not it, is it?Copy !req
540. No, there's a medal ceremony—Copy !req
541. Oh, a medal ceremony?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
542. - And—
- The campaign was way too short.Copy !req
543. - Yeah!
- It was ten hours!Copy !req
544. But it doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
545. - It makes sense.
- Uh, no, what about the lost knight?Copy !req
546. And the proud princess?Copy !req
547. And those weird flowers in the cave?Copy !req
548. - I don't know, it's—Copy !req
549. Jeez, what's that smell?Copy !req
550. Have you guys been playing games all day,
or just farting?Copy !req
551. Oh, that's just Dustin.Copy !req
552. He farted.Copy !req
553. - Dustin farted.
- Okay.Copy !req
554. - Dustin farted.
- Very mature, Lucas.Copy !req
555. —Oh.Copy !req
556. - Will.
- Shut up.Copy !req
557. - Come on.
- Dustin farted!Copy !req
558. - Bye, guys.
- Bye, Will.Copy !req
559. See you, Will.Copy !req
560. - Stop.
- No, you stop.Copy !req
561. - No, you stop.Copy !req
562. Yeah, scream!
You're like a little girl.Copy !req
563. - So, you have fun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
564. Hey, boys.Copy !req
565. - Hey, Mrs. Wheeler.
- Hi.Copy !req
566. Hey, wish your mom
a merry Christmas for me, okay?Copy !req
567. - Yeah.
- Yeah, thank you. Uh, merry Christmas.Copy !req
568. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
569. - So, uh, you win?
- Yeah.Copy !req
570. - Awesome.
- Hey, Jonathan, wait up.Copy !req
571. - Uh...
- Merry Christmas.Copy !req
572. Thanks, um...Copy !req
573. I... I didn't get you anything.Copy !req
574. - I... I feel bad.
- No.Copy !req
575. No, it's, uh, it's not really a present.Copy !req
576. It's, um... Well, you'll see.Copy !req
577. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
578. - You ready? Let's go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
579. All right. Buckle up.Copy !req
580. Can I open it?Copy !req
581. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
582. Whoa.Copy !req
583. Pretty cool.Copy !req
584. Yeah.Copy !req
585. Yeah, pretty cool.Copy !req
586. Did you give it to him?Copy !req
587. Yeah.Copy !req
588. You leaving already, Chief?Copy !req
589. Oh, come on, you think I actually wanted
to come to this thing? I was just hungry.Copy !req
590. Oh, yeah, that's the spirit.Copy !req
591. Well, your wife doesn't have time
to cook for me, you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
592. Merry Christmas, Hop.Copy !req
593. - Mmm.Copy !req
594. - What you got there?Copy !req
595. That one of yours?Copy !req
596. - Yeah.
- Looks pretty big.Copy !req
597. Be careful.
You'll break it.Copy !req
598. What are you...
What are you doing?Copy !req
599. Documenting.Copy !req
600. Oh, why?Copy !req
601. - Because...Copy !req
602. - It looks great.
- Oh, this is just so overcooked.Copy !req
603. - And look, the potatoes are runny.
- Mom.Copy !req
604. - They're so runny.
- Mom, it's gonna be great.Copy !req
605. - It's definitely an Atari.
- An a-what-I?Copy !req
606. The green present.
It's an Atari.Copy !req
607. I felt Dustin's today,
it's the same exact weight.Copy !req
608. - Really? Well...
- Yeah.Copy !req
609. We'll have to see, won't we?Copy !req
610. Hey, no more snooping.Copy !req
611. No, I forgot to wash my hands.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
612. Okay.Copy !req
613. - He's washing his hands?Copy !req
614. - Thanks.Copy !req
615. Are you okay?Copy !req
616. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
617. Mmm. Very good, Mom.Copy !req
618. Mmm. Hey, Mom.
Did Will tell you about, uh, the game?Copy !req
619. - Oh, yeah.
- No. What game?Copy !req
620. - I threw a fireball at him and...
- dead.Copy !req
621. Wait, what is...
You mean, this is...Copy !req
622. No, it's just Dungeons & Dragons.Copy !req
623. - Dungeons & Dragons. Right.
- It's fun.Copy !req