1. "Hey, Connie.
How are you today?
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2. Hope everything's going okay.
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3. It'd be cool if
you told me it was...
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4. I guess I miss you.
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5. I know yesterday I said,
'I guess,' but I mean,
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6. I do miss you...
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7. Hope you didn't get your phone
mixed up with a tennis ball.
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8. Ha ha."
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9. A tennis ball?
Really, Universe?
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10. Help! Ah! Yah!
Back!
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11. Ugh!
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12. Hey, uh, Stevearoni,
ugh,
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13. want to help
your old Pa over here?
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14. Uh, yeah, Dad,
one sec.
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15. Sorry. Sorry.
I'm on it.
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16. Are you good? Are you safe?
Do you still love me?
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17. Yeah, of —
of course, buddy.
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18. It's just some hoses.
I can buy new ones.
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19. I still have like
$9 million left,
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20. and what better way
to spend that
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21. than on some hoses,
right, kiddo?
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22. Yeah, Dad.
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23. Steven!
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24. So. Did you ever get around
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25. to watching
the "Koala Princess" box set
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26. I lent you
three months ago?
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27. Hey, is everything okay?
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28. You're looking
a little glum.
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29. I am a little glum.
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30. Do you want to
talk about it?
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31. Um, it's just space lag
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32. from when
I went to space.
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33. Hmm.
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34. Ah!
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35. Wait. No.
I need to play it cool.
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36. I'm just gonna assume
by your silence
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37. that you're entangled within
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38. the immersive koala lore
of the show.
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39. Did you get to the part
where Koala Princess
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40. and Kanga-Roofus kiss?
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41. Steven, you want to help
us with these groceries?
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42. Coming.
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43. Eh? Eh?
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44. Check this out, Steven.
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45. It's farm fresh.
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46. Uh, thanks guys,
but the fridge is full.
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47. Not the fridge
at our vacation house.
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48. - Whoo!
- Vacation.
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49. I thought,
"Why spend money on hoses
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50. when I can spend it
on houses?"
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51. So I found a place
we could rent
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52. for the weekend
by searching online.
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53. Back in the old days
we just went door-to-door
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54. hoping one was unlocked,
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55. but this is the new days.
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56. Okay. Well, have fun.
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57. Uh, Steven, you're going
on vacation, too.
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58. Oh, yes.
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59. This is the perfect time
for a vacation.
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60. I mean, how often are we
on the same planet together?
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61. Yeah. And you'll be
with your favorite Gems
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62. and your favorite dad.
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63. Agree with Amethyst.
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64. Turn to Steven.
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65. Steven, you should go.
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66. No,
with more enthusiasm.
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67. Steven,
it's a vacation!
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68. I mean, I would,
but I'm really tied up
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69. with something important.
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70. In the end,
the wombats were for naught,
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71. but it really
makes you think.
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72. I'll go.
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73. Aced it.
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74. Here it is,
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75. temporary home
sweet temporary home.
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76. - Is that my bed?
- Yeah.
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77. I want you to be
a comfortable as possible,
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78. finally have
some family time.
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79. I feel like you haven't
had that in a while.
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80. Yeah, maybe.
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81. This place is great.
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82. They have one
of those refrigerators
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83. that dispense water,
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84. not to mention four windows
and an analog clock!
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85. Hmm, says here
we can't use
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86. the water dispenser
or the clock.
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87. Windows must be kept
closed at all times,
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88. and remove all shoes
before entering.
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89. Hmm.
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90. Hey, Greg, did you invite
anyone else, party guy,
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91. about three feet long,
hissing, reptilian?
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92. No.
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93. Well, you might want
to factor in a plus one.
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94. - Oh! Party guy, no!
- I promise.
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95. It's gonna be
a really good time.
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96. It's a great place, Dad.
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97. It only bit Pearl once,
but, like, we're Gems.
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98. She'll be okay.
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99. It isn't the pain.
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100. It's the surprise.
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101. Hey, Amethyst, do you think
you could...
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102. Yeah.
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103. Hey, Steven.
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104. Hi, Amethyst.
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105. Man, you can see the stars
so clearly out here.
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106. It's pretty, huh?
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107. Huh?
Uh, I don't know.
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108. - It's okay.
- Hey, hey.
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109. It's okay
if it isn't okay.
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110. The sky?
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111. Yeah.
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112. - What?
- I don't know.
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113. So, uh, you really
into phones now?
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114. No.
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115. Hey, Schtuball,
- won't you take my place?
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116. I've been in here way too long.
I'm gonna become a raisin.
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117. Steven,
you should join me.
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118. Become a raisin.
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119. Okay, but one sec.
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120. Steven, I know
what's troubling you.
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121. You do?
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122. - Gosh.
- I really messed up, didn't I?
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123. You didn't do
anything wrong.
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124. Pink Diamond
was a villain.
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125. It was 5,750 years ago.
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126. Pink Diamond was
ravishing the planet.
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127. - Yeah, I know.
- Oh.
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128. Pink Diamond was bad.
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129. Everything bad
had to happen
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130. so good things
could kind of happen.
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131. Uh, good.
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132. You understand.
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133. Buzz.
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134. Buzz.
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135. At least wiggle a little.
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136. Come on. Can't you
give it another shot?
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137. What are we supposed to do?
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138. He just doesn't want
to talk about it.
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139. But I know
it's not space lag.
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140. This is some Gem thing
he knows I won't understand.
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141. I don't know anything
about Homeworld.
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142. I don't know anything
about your society.
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143. Whatever horrible things
he saw out there,
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144. you guys have to
put it into context.
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145. If Steven won't
talk to us,
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146. then the help we can
give him is limited.
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147. We've all tried
to coax it out of him
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148. except for...
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149. Me?
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150. But I have no idea
- what Homeworld is like now.
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151. Pearl, please.
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152. He knows you know
about space stuff.
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153. It can't hurt to try.
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154. Mm.
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155. Huh. It sure is quiet
out here, huh?
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156. Yeah.
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157. So, Homeworld...
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158. I always hoped
you'd see it some day,
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159. but I thought
I'd be there with you.
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160. Being taken there
as a prisoner,
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161. I suppose it was something
of a dramatic experience.
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162. It's just, Steven,
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163. I'm sure you have
a lot of questions
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164. you'd like answers to,
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165. like about the Diamonds,
for instance.
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166. There are things that are
impossible for me to explain.
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167. But I want to.
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168. I —
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169. Steven, I —
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170. Connie hates me!
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171. What?
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172. We weren't listening.
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173. Also continue, Steven.
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174. I'm not upset about
what happened on Homeworld
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175. although, yeah, a lot of that
was really messed up.
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176. But my relationship with Connie
is even more messed up.
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177. I left her behind
to go to Homeworld
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178. after promising we'd face
everything together.
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179. I'm sure I really hurt her.
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180. I've been calling
- and texting her for a week,
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181. but she hasn't
responded once.
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182. Connie might never
talk to me again.
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183. Steven!
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184. I'll go get him.
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185. I don't know anything
about Homeworld,
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186. but I know about this.
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187. Steven?
Steven?
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188. Steven's not here.
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189. Oh, that's too bad.
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190. So I guess I'll just
talk to this
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191. Steven-shaped barrel
instead.
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192. If you must.
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193. Schtuball, if this was
about Connie,
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194. why didn't you say
anything sooner?
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195. I was embarra...
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196. You were embroidered,
embroiled,
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197. emboldened to talk
to your old man
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198. about your problems?
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199. I was embarrassed,
okay?
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200. You and the Gems
all liked Connie,
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201. and I was worried that if you
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202. that you'd be
mad at me too.
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203. Oh, Steven, of course
we're not mad.
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204. And I'm sure
- Connie's not mad, either.
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205. Well, at least I'm sure
she doesn't hate you.
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206. That whole handing-yourself
over-to-Homeworld thing
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207. was definitely
a high-stress situation.
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208. It really scared
all of us.
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209. I'm not exactly
over it either,
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210. but I guess
carting you off
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211. to the middle of nowhere
to spend time with you
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212. is my way
of dealing with it.
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213. Maybe having some distance
from you is Connie's way.
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214. But the last thing I did was
send her a bunch of dumb texts.
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215. I made some weird joke
about tennis,
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216. and I don't even know
if it makes sense.
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217. - Tennis?
- See?
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218. No wonder
she hasn't responded.
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219. Uh, Steven, you don't
get any service out here.
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220. What are you
even telling me?
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221. Maybe she's been
trying to get in touch
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222. with me this whole time,
and I haven't seen it!
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223. What if she thinks
I'm ignoring her?
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224. Dad! We have to
find cell service.
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225. Right.
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226. Go, go, go!
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227. Okay.
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228. Floor it!
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229. How we doing?
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230. Take a right.
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231. Nah, back up.
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232. No, wait!
Keep going.
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233. We're heading
for a cliff, buddy.
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234. Just a little further.
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235. Gonna have to stop soon.
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236. Almost got it.
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237. Ahh!
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238. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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239. Yes!
We've got service.
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240. Steven! When I didn't
hear back from you,
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241. I was sure a nefarious plot
was afoot.
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242. Well?
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243. No. No messages
from Connie.
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244. Aw. You'll get
through this, buddy.
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245. I know it hurts now,
but give it time.
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246. I know.
I need to let it go.
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247. Got room for three more?
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248. Always.
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249. Nice night, isn't it?
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250. Yeah.
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