Steven Universe 5x6

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Greg and the Gems take Steven on vacation to help him relax.

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1. "Hey, Connie. How are you today?

2. Hope everything's going okay.

3. It'd be cool if you told me it was...

4. I guess I miss you.

5. I know yesterday I said, 'I guess,' but I mean,

6. I do miss you...

7. Hope you didn't get your phone mixed up with a tennis ball.

8. Ha ha."

9. A tennis ball? Really, Universe?

10. Help! Ah! Yah! Back!

11. Ugh!

12. Hey, uh, Stevearoni, ugh,

13. want to help your old Pa over here?

14. Uh, yeah, Dad, one sec.

15. Sorry. Sorry. I'm on it.

16. Are you good? Are you safe? Do you still love me?

17. Yeah, of — of course, buddy.

18. It's just some hoses. I can buy new ones.

19. I still have like $9 million left,

20. and what better way to spend that

21. than on some hoses, right, kiddo?

22. Yeah, Dad.

23. Steven!

24. So. Did you ever get around

25. to watching the "Koala Princess" box set

26. I lent you three months ago?

27. Hey, is everything okay?

28. You're looking a little glum.

29. I am a little glum.

30. Do you want to talk about it?

31. Um, it's just space lag

32. from when I went to space.

33. Hmm.

34. Ah!

35. Wait. No. I need to play it cool.

36. I'm just gonna assume by your silence

37. that you're entangled within

38. the immersive koala lore of the show.

39. Did you get to the part where Koala Princess

40. and Kanga-Roofus kiss?

41. Steven, you want to help us with these groceries?

42. Coming.

43. Eh? Eh?

44. Check this out, Steven.

45. It's farm fresh.

46. Uh, thanks guys, but the fridge is full.

47. Not the fridge at our vacation house.

48. - Whoo! - Vacation.

49. I thought, "Why spend money on hoses

50. when I can spend it on houses?"

51. So I found a place we could rent

52. for the weekend by searching online.

53. Back in the old days we just went door-to-door

54. hoping one was unlocked,

55. but this is the new days.

56. Okay. Well, have fun.

57. Uh, Steven, you're going on vacation, too.

58. Oh, yes.

59. This is the perfect time for a vacation.

60. I mean, how often are we on the same planet together?

61. Yeah. And you'll be with your favorite Gems

62. and your favorite dad.

63. Agree with Amethyst.

64. Turn to Steven.

65. Steven, you should go.

66. No, with more enthusiasm.

67. Steven, it's a vacation!

68. I mean, I would, but I'm really tied up

69. with something important.

70. In the end, the wombats were for naught,

71. but it really makes you think.

72. I'll go.

73. Aced it.

74. Here it is,

75. temporary home sweet temporary home.

76. - Is that my bed? - Yeah.

77. I want you to be a comfortable as possible,

78. finally have some family time.

79. I feel like you haven't had that in a while.

80. Yeah, maybe.

81. This place is great.

82. They have one of those refrigerators

83. that dispense water,

84. not to mention four windows and an analog clock!

85. Hmm, says here we can't use

86. the water dispenser or the clock.

87. Windows must be kept closed at all times,

88. and remove all shoes before entering.

89. Hmm.

90. Hey, Greg, did you invite anyone else, party guy,

91. about three feet long, hissing, reptilian?

92. No.

93. Well, you might want to factor in a plus one.

94. - Oh! Party guy, no! - I promise.

95. It's gonna be a really good time.

96. It's a great place, Dad.

97. It only bit Pearl once, but, like, we're Gems.

98. She'll be okay.

99. It isn't the pain.

100. It's the surprise.

101. Hey, Amethyst, do you think you could...

102. Yeah.

103. Hey, Steven.

104. Hi, Amethyst.

105. Man, you can see the stars so clearly out here.

106. It's pretty, huh?

107. Huh? Uh, I don't know.

108. - It's okay. - Hey, hey.

109. It's okay if it isn't okay.

110. The sky?

111. Yeah.

112. - What? - I don't know.

113. So, uh, you really into phones now?

114. No.

115. Hey, Schtuball, - won't you take my place?

116. I've been in here way too long. I'm gonna become a raisin.

117. Steven, you should join me.

118. Become a raisin.

119. Okay, but one sec.

120. Steven, I know what's troubling you.

121. You do?

122. - Gosh. - I really messed up, didn't I?

123. You didn't do anything wrong.

124. Pink Diamond was a villain.

125. It was 5,750 years ago.

126. Pink Diamond was ravishing the planet.

127. - Yeah, I know. - Oh.

128. Pink Diamond was bad.

129. Everything bad had to happen

130. so good things could kind of happen.

131. Uh, good.

132. You understand.

133. Buzz.

134. Buzz.

135. At least wiggle a little.

136. Come on. Can't you give it another shot?

137. What are we supposed to do?

138. He just doesn't want to talk about it.

139. But I know it's not space lag.

140. This is some Gem thing he knows I won't understand.

141. I don't know anything about Homeworld.

142. I don't know anything about your society.

143. Whatever horrible things he saw out there,

144. you guys have to put it into context.

145. If Steven won't talk to us,

146. then the help we can give him is limited.

147. We've all tried to coax it out of him

148. except for...

149. Me?

150. But I have no idea - what Homeworld is like now.

151. Pearl, please.

152. He knows you know about space stuff.

153. It can't hurt to try.

154. Mm.

155. Huh. It sure is quiet out here, huh?

156. Yeah.

157. So, Homeworld...

158. I always hoped you'd see it some day,

159. but I thought I'd be there with you.

160. Being taken there as a prisoner,

161. I suppose it was something of a dramatic experience.

162. It's just, Steven,

163. I'm sure you have a lot of questions

164. you'd like answers to,

165. like about the Diamonds, for instance.

166. There are things that are impossible for me to explain.

167. But I want to.

168. I —

169. Steven, I —

170. Connie hates me!

171. What?

172. We weren't listening.

173. Also continue, Steven.

174. I'm not upset about what happened on Homeworld

175. although, yeah, a lot of that was really messed up.

176. But my relationship with Connie is even more messed up.

177. I left her behind to go to Homeworld

178. after promising we'd face everything together.

179. I'm sure I really hurt her.

180. I've been calling - and texting her for a week,

181. but she hasn't responded once.

182. Connie might never talk to me again.

183. Steven!

184. I'll go get him.

185. I don't know anything about Homeworld,

186. but I know about this.

187. Steven? Steven?

188. Steven's not here.

189. Oh, that's too bad.

190. So I guess I'll just talk to this

191. Steven-shaped barrel instead.

192. If you must.

193. Schtuball, if this was about Connie,

194. why didn't you say anything sooner?

195. I was embarra...

196. You were embroidered, embroiled,

197. emboldened to talk to your old man

198. about your problems?

199. I was embarrassed, okay?

200. You and the Gems all liked Connie,

201. and I was worried that if you heard what happened

202. that you'd be mad at me too.

203. Oh, Steven, of course we're not mad.

204. And I'm sure - Connie's not mad, either.

205. Well, at least I'm sure she doesn't hate you.

206. That whole handing-yourself over-to-Homeworld thing

207. was definitely a high-stress situation.

208. It really scared all of us.

209. I'm not exactly over it either,

210. but I guess carting you off

211. to the middle of nowhere to spend time with you

212. is my way of dealing with it.

213. Maybe having some distance from you is Connie's way.

214. But the last thing I did was send her a bunch of dumb texts.

215. I made some weird joke about tennis,

216. and I don't even know if it makes sense.

217. - Tennis? - See?

218. No wonder she hasn't responded.

219. Uh, Steven, you don't get any service out here.

220. What are you even telling me?

221. Maybe she's been trying to get in touch

222. with me this whole time, and I haven't seen it!

223. What if she thinks I'm ignoring her?

224. Dad! We have to find cell service.

225. Right.

226. Go, go, go!

227. Okay.

228. Floor it!

229. How we doing?

230. Take a right.

231. Nah, back up.

232. No, wait! Keep going.

233. We're heading for a cliff, buddy.

234. Just a little further.

235. Gonna have to stop soon.

236. Almost got it.

237. Ahh!

238. Come on. Come on. Come on.

239. Yes! We've got service.

240. Steven! When I didn't hear back from you,

241. I was sure a nefarious plot was afoot.

242. Well?

243. No. No messages from Connie.

244. Aw. You'll get through this, buddy.

245. I know it hurts now, but give it time.

246. I know. I need to let it go.

247. Got room for three more?

248. Always.

249. Nice night, isn't it?

250. Yeah.