1. If you see him,
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2. He's my only inter-dimensional
gateway to space,
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3. and I love him.
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4. Okay, I think I have
enough fliers left to —
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5. Aah! Aah!
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6. What are you doing
Saturday night?
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7. Hey! Listen! Little kid!
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8. Beat it, Kevin.
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9. I'm throwing a party
at my parents' palatial estate.
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10. All the coolest teens
in Delmarva have RSVP'd
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11. except one —
- the only one cooler than I am.
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12. Are you talking about me?
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13. What? No! Ew!
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14. I'm talking
about Stevonnie.
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15. W-What?
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16. You can't just —
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17. This is the last thing
I need right now.
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18. Look, Stevonnie is better
than me, okay?
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19. Better dancer,
better driver.
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20. Stevonnie truly does not care
what anyone thinks.
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21. That's why
they're the coolest.
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22. If I can't be the coolest,
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23. I at least got to be seen
hanging with the coolest.
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24. Stevonnie only exists
when Connie and I are together,
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25. and we're...
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26. I'm not coming.
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27. Great.
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28. So I invited that other kid
for nothing.
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29. Wh—
Connie's going?
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30. Of course she's going.
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31. No one turns down an invitation
to a Kevin party.
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32. But she can't stand you.
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33. Why would she —
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34. Did you say
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35. Does she think I'm —
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36. I'm gonna be there?
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37. Is it too late to RSVP?
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38. Yes.
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39. But I'll make an exception...
for Stevonnie.
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40. Wait. What's your number?
I'll text you the address.
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41. Oh. Yeah, uh, 301-555...
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42. Here, you enter it.
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43. Okay, uh, how do I...?
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44. You roll the little ball
to navigate.
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45. The screen is so tiny.
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46. Here.
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47. Huh, your name's Steven?
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48. - Weird.
- I thought it was Clarence.
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49. See you at the party Saturday,
Steven.
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50. Steven!
What took you so long?
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51. I-I got lost
coming up the driveway.
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52. Yo, Kev,
who invited the 7-year-old, bro?
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53. Hey, shut your mouth,
Derrick!
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54. I thought I told you
to go buy more ice!
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55. Ugh. You just come
from picture day at
school or something?
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56. I brought snacks?
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57. Wha...? Aah!
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58. This party is lame enough
as it is.
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59. Look at these people.
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60. This is forgettable.
But not for long.
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61. Every time Stevonnie shows up
on the scene,
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62. everybody's
talking about it.
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63. And when Stevonnie shows up
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64. everyone's gonna be
talking about this night
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65. until they're
old grandparents,
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66. and their last words
to their grandchildren will be,
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67. "Kevin throws
the best parties."
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68. Um...
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69. Lion?
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70. Wait, you're the one
who had him the whole time?
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71. What? Ugh!
No, I'm allergic to dogs.
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72. Then what's he
doing here?
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73. - Connie!
- Hey!
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74. I haven't seen her
in so long.
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75. She looks so different.
Ugh!
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76. I thought she'd be here
to see me,
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77. but maybe she's just here
to have a good time.
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78. Maybe she's moved on.
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79. She's moved on?
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80. Wait,
did you guys break up?
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81. Can 7-year-olds
even do that?
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82. I'm 14.
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83. You didn't tell me
you guys broke up.
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84. You got a free ticket
to what would have been
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85. the best teen party
in Delmarva.
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86. But now it's just
some sad kid party
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87. getting crashed
- by a couple of sad kids!
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88. All right, okay.
I'm — I'm leaving.
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89. No.
When did this happen?
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90. A few weeks ago.
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91. Hmm.
You been texting her?
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92. Several dozen times.
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93. She text you back?
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94. Um, no.
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95. Hmm, but she knew
you'd be here.
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96. Right! Right.
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97. I'll — I'll just go
talk to her.
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99. I'll just go tell her
how sorry I am.
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100. I-I really messed up.
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101. I-I was an idiot! And I —
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102. Whoa! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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103. Okay, kid, listen.
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104. I wouldn't normally do this
because you're a pitiful kid
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105. with snot coming out
of your nose...
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106. but I need
those old people
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107. to whisper my name
when they die.
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108. And if you don't
pull it together,
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109. you're gonna regret it.
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110. And it'll be Sabina
all over again!
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111. Wh— Who's
Who's Sabina?
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112. You can't just dump
your emotional honesty face
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113. - all over her.
- You're gonna freak her out.
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114. I-I just want us
to talk again.
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115. - Exactly.
- But look what she's doing.
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116. Life is good.
She's got a dog now.
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117. And a haircut.
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118. - Right.
- But your life is good, too.
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119. You don't need
to talk to her, either.
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120. You've got new stuff going on —
new friends, new shirt.
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121. She gave this to me
for my birthday.
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122. Ugh.
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123. Derrick!
Gimme your jacket.
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124. What? No.
Dude! Aah!
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125. - Derrick! Give me the —
- Come on!
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126. Here. Put this on.
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127. Your friend looks
kind of mad, though.
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128. He's not my friend.
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129. Put it on. Collar up.
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130. Hmm, not quite
cool enough.
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131. I got it.
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132. Nice.
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133. It's almost like
you have style.
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134. Why do I need the scarf?
It's not even cold out.
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135. When you put on a scarf
like this, it's always cool.
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136. Let's show her
- what a great time you're having.
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137. Hey, kid,
- you should say hi to Connie.
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138. So I can tell her
about my feelings?
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139. No. Be casual.
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140. You're showing her
how you have it together.
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141. You're not dying
to talk to her
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142. because you're not dying
at all.
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143. You're living.
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144. Make her want
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145. Kevin, that —
that's kind of moving.
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146. So move already.
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147. Walk over, be cool,
and walk away.
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148. Got it.
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149. Okay. Be cool.
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150. Be cool, yeah. Be cool.
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151. - Hey!
- Hi.
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152. Nice weather
you're wearing.
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153. - Uh, I got your texts.
- Oh, yeah.
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154. I forgot about those
because I've been living.
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155. Wha...?
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156. Well,
back to my great life.
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157. Uh, chowzers.
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158. That was terrible!
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159. This is all wrong,
Kevin!
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160. No way.
Look, little man.
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161. Your girl's making her way
back for more.
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162. Steven!
What is going on?
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163. I came here
hoping we could talk,
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164. but it seems like you only want
to talk to Kevin.
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165. I guess Kevin
- is your best friend now.
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166. - What? No, no, no!
- What? No, no, no!
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167. Anyway,
- I'm glad you're doing well.
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168. That's all
I really wanted to know.
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169. No, no! But —
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170. Best friend? What are you kids
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171. I thought she was your ex.
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172. Great.
Now what am I gonna do?
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173. Think, Kevin.
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174. How do people
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175. Connie!
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176. Wait, wait, Connie.
Don't go.
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177. Steven, I wasn't trying
to ignore you.
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178. I was going to
text you back.
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179. I-I wrote, "I can't talk to you
right now,"
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180. but then I realized
if I sent it,
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181. that would be
talking to you.
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182. And it didn't make any sense.
I wasn't making any sense.
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183. If we were
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184. I thought
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185. So I rode Lion to your house,
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186. but there was a note that said,
"Gone vacationing,"
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187. and then I ran into Kevin
and he said you'd be here,
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188. but, uh,
- maybe this is still too soon.
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189. I-I don't even know
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190. I'm angry.
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194. I surrendered myself
to Homeworld.
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195. I let them take me away,
maybe forever,
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196. and then I came back and I tried
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198. I couldn't stand
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on that spaceship,
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201. I promised you we'd always be
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202. I'm sorry.
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203. Jam buds?
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204. Jam buds.
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205. It's so good
to talk to you.
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208. I know.
I took his advice.
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209. I think he got is heart broken.
I-It's actually really sad.
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210. Of course he did.
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211. Hey, nice shirt.
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213. Thank you.
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are you having fun?
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216. Liars!
You're all so fake.
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218. I'm gonna introduce you
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219. you'll all feel
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220. This party starts now!
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221. Children! Go!
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222. It's pretty late.
We should head out.
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223. Thanks for all your help,
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228. - Wha...? Hey!
- Don't you walk away from...
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229. Shut up, Derrick!
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230. If it helps, Kevin, I think
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231. Mm-hmm.
Good night!
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