1. And Steven!
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2. And your dad won't even let you
alphabetize the condiments?
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3. That's rough.
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4. Whoa,
I want to see what that is.
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5. Hi, Mr. Smiley!
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6. Is that game new?
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7. Not even close.
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8. I've had old Zoltron here
in storage.
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9. You got a quarter?
We can see if he still works.
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10. I am Zoltron,
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11. robot fortune teller
from the future.
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12. I know your future
because I am from there.
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13. Whoa!
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14. Go ahead, ask him anything.
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15. I've just been dying to know.
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16. Will I get that fancy kazoo
I've always wanted?
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17. Your lucky numbers today
are 16, 47,
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18. and "W."
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19. Can I have my quarter back?
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20. If I had a quarter
for every time
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21. somebody asked for their
quarter back... oh, wait, I do!
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22. Ba-da-bum-ching!
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23. What?
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24. It was a joke.
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25. Man, I must be rusty.
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26. Been a while
since my comedy days.
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27. You used to be a comedian?
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28. Yeah.
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29. But that was a long time ago.
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30. What were some of your jokes?
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31. I'd rather not talk about it.
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32. Did you have
any knock-knock jokes?
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33. You want to ask questions,
ask Zoltron.
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34. Hey, Zoltron.
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35. Why did Mr. Smiley
quit comedy?
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36. You can do it, buddy.
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37. Aah!
I just gave him a little tap!
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38. A little tap?
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39. Do you know how expensive
this machine was?
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40. I-It was an accident!
I'll make it up to you!
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41. Please, I-I just don't want
to be banned
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42. from any more
of your businesses!
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43. Hmm.
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44. Hey, you do a pretty good
robot voice, don't you?
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45. Sadie, come on.
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46. It's like all you want to do
is work.
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47. Let's go watch a movie
at your place or something.
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48. Nobody will even notice
we're gone.
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49. Somebody'll notice.
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50. You know, when they need
a doughnut or something.
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51. Beep, bop, boop.
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52. I am Zoltron,
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53. robot fortune teller
from the future.
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54. Fetch me a quarter
and I'll find your fortune.
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55. What is that?
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56. Don't change the subject.
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57. I'm not.
This is just interesting.
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58. Ask me anything.
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59. Ugh.
Look at its face.
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60. All right, Zoltron.
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61. Since you know everything,
should we skip work?
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62. Oh, great.
Sick the robot on me.
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63. You should go to work because...
Because...
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64. even though Lars won't admit it,
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65. he really likes
to do a good job.
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66. Letting people depend on him
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67. fills his heart with warm
feelings like love and trust.
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68. No, it doesn't.
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69. And even though Sadie
loves to take charge...
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70. No, I don't.
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71. She'll still be really impressed
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72. with all of your effort.
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73. Is it weird
that it knows our names?
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74. Yeah, I don't want
to talk about it.
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75. You want to go to work?
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76. Yeah, let's.
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77. Halt!
If you're not careful,
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78. Zoltron sees prison bars
in your future.
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79. Zoltron sees
that both of you are right.
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80. You do deserve your own rooms.
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81. Zoltron predicts you won't need
to worry about that stain.
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82. You can make anything look cool.
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83. Zoltron knows that even if
he seems stuck in his ways,
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84. deep down,
your father really loves you.
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85. How's it going out here?
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86. Great!
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87. I really feel like
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88. I'm making a positive change
in people's lives.
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89. Are they paying you for it?
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90. Yes, sir!
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91. Then keep it up, Zoltron!
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92. Sure!
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93. Hmm,
a fortune-telling machine.
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94. This should be good for a laugh.
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95. That's right.
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96. I am Zoltron!
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97. Beep, boop!
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98. Give me your questions
and your money.
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99. Was it a mistake to come here?
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100. Zoltron says, uh...
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101. of course not?
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102. Um...
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103. Funland is fun for all ages.
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104. Will talking to him
make any difference?
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105. Any difference at all?
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106. Zoltron isn't sure.
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107. Human emotions are
really complicated for Zoltron.
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108. Tell me the truth.
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109. Do I really just
drive everyone around me away?
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110. Z-Zoltron says your lucky
numbers for today
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111. are 16, 47, and "W."
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112. Come back later?
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113. My final quarter.
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114. Even coins don't want
to be around me.
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115. Poor guy.
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116. I wish I knew what to tell him.
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117. If only I could see
into the future like Garnet can.
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118. I knew you'd say that. Garnet!
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119. I-I need your help
with... The future.
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120. Oh, yeah!
I need some of that.
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121. Can I borrow your future vision?
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122. I want to help some
random stranger I just met.
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123. That seems like
an appropriate use of my powers.
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124. There you go.
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125. That should last a little while.
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126. Try to be home
in time for dinner!
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127. Thanks, Garnet!
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128. He's ready
to answer your question.
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129. Use this.
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130. What would he say
if he saw me now?
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131. He'll say,
"I'm happy to see you."
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132. You're lying.
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133. Nobody's happy to see me.
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134. He'll say,
"It's been too long."
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135. I'm too late?
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136. I should've come sooner!
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137. I don't know,
I'm just a boy in a costume!
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138. Of course.
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139. Everything in my life's
a disappointment.
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140. Zoltron sees...
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141. sadness in your future
no matter what you do.
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142. That sounds about right.
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143. I guess the curtain
really did close
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144. on Mr. Smiley
and Mr. Frowney.
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145. You're here to see Mr. Smiley?
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146. Nobody misses our act,
not even him.
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147. I don't know
why I'm talking to a machine.
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148. I'll just get on the bus
and leave.
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149. Zoltron says that's a question
for your doctor.
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150. Uh, Mr. Smiley!
Mr. Smiley!
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151. Hey, don't break character.
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152. You broke enough things today.
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153. I met Mr. Frowney.
What?
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154. He's in town.
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155. Uh, how did you know him?
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156. We used to have a...
routine.
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157. Oh! Comedy.
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158. But he didn't seem very funny.
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159. Actually,
he was really depressing.
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160. Yeah, that was the bit.
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161. At least, I thought it was,
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162. but even offstage,
he was always sad.
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163. Nothing would cheer him up,
not even a packed house,
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164. not a standing ovation,
not even me.
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165. And, boy, did I try.
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166. Well, he's about to leave town
on a bus.
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167. You should go talk to him
before it's too late!
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168. I don't know
what'd happen if I did.
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169. Wow!
Funny running into you.
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170. Of course.
I'm still a punchline, aren't I?
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171. Hey! Wow!
You look great!
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172. That's your best joke yet.
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173. Hi, buddy!
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174. Is that all you have to say?
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175. Zoltron sees sadness
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176. no matter what you do.
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177. Ugh.
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178. Come on, Steven.
Drop the act.
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179. Wait a second.
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180. You said you were always
trying to make him happy.
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181. Did he even know
that he was making you sad?
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182. You said
he was getting on a bus?
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183. Yeah.
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184. Harold?
Quentin.
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185. How'd you know I was here?
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186. Little robot boy
from the future told me.
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187. Uh, hi, again.
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188. He came to life!
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189. No, fool.
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190. Did you just come here
to laugh at me?
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191. No!
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192. I'm here to tell you that...
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193. I wanted it to work...
Our act.
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194. But it wasn't making you happy.
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195. I just wanted you
to take it seriously.
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196. And I just wanted you
to have fun.
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197. Oh.
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198. I guess
it was never going to work.
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199. But I really thought
we had something.
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200. You having a bad day, Frowney?
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201. Horrible.
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202. Well, why don't you go outside?
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203. The sun always cheers me up!
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204. I did, but it rained.
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205. Why don't you use an umbrella?
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206. I did, but it blew away.
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207. Ooh!
You must have been shocked!
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208. Yeah, that's when
the lightning hit me.
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209. Oh!
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210. Smiley, what do you do you do
when you're feeling down?
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211. I just take my frown
and turn it around!
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212. Hey, you're ruining the bit!
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213. I thought you were
a professional.
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214. I think I finally got the joke.
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215. Well, I guess my debt is repaid.
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216. Steven, that machine
cost thousands of dollars.
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217. Zoltron sees cramped legs
in his future.
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