1. And Steven! Season 04 Episode 21
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2. "Doug Out"
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3. Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
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4. Oh, and tell Ronaldo
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5. I hope his weird rash
clears up soon.
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6. Life can get
really intense, huh?
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7. Yeah, especially your life.
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8. Let's see...
Alien abduction.
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9. Going to a weird zoo
for humans in space.
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10. And sneaking out
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11. right past a pair
of intergalactic tyrants!
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12. Well, it's nice to know
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13. we can still have
peaceful days like this
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14. without any trouble.
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15. Mm. Oof.
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16. Almost.
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17. Hey, kid!
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18. Drop those fry bits.
Drop 'em!
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19. - Oh, no, it's the cops! - Huh?
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20. All the years
of ordering off menu
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21. have finally
come back to taunt me!
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22. You mean haunt you?
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23. Steven, that's not even
a police car.
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24. It's just...
I surrender!
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25. I knew I was breaking the rules,
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26. but...
I did it anyway!
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27. The bits had their hooks in me!
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28. Dad, quit joking around.
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29. Come on, Connie!
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30. I almost had him.
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31. Mr. Maheswaran?
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32. Wow, I didn't think
he'd take it that seriously.
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33. You okay there, Steven?
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34. Oh, yeah.
I love it down here.
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35. And how's my swashbuckling
swashbuckler doing?
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36. I'm good.
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37. You know, Steven,
maybe you're dehydrated.
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38. Probably from eating
that garbage before dinner.
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39. Respectfully,
fry bits are not garbage.
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40. Don't worry, Steven.
He's just messing with you.
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41. Sorry, Steven.
Let's get you up.
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42. What are you even doing
in Beach City, Dad?
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43. I'm out here on a job, actually.
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44. The private security company
I work for
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45. got a call
from a Mr. Harold Smiley
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46. stating that someone's
been lurking around Funland
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47. after hours.
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48. So, I'll be here all night...
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49. on a stakeout.
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50. Whoa, a stakeout!
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51. Dad, that's so cool!
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52. Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
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53. Protecting the citizens
of Beach City.
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54. Just like you guys!
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55. Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
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56. I'd love to go
on a stakeout sometime.
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57. Maybe you guys
could help out tonight.
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58. What? What?
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59. Even though we're not officially
sanctioned security personnel?
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60. Hey, why not?
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61. It's probably just
some kid loitering.
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62. Hey, kid!
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63. Yes, hello?
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64. The sign above you
says no loitering.
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65. They get younger every year.
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66. So, y'all ready for this?
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67. Some of these teens can use
some pretty strong language.
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68. Hey, Steven, you want to help
ruin some teen's night?
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69. Always.
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70. Coast is all clear behind us.
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71. Things seem pretty quiet so far.
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72. Well, yeah.
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73. Nobody's even gonna try
hopping the fence with us here.
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74. But you never know.
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75. Sometimes,
I actually leave the car.
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76. Wow. Wow.
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77. I'm sure you guys
do lots of waiting
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78. when you're saving the world.
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79. It can't be all bam,
pow action all the time.
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80. Aw, I wish.
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81. There's a lot of fighting.
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82. I mean, I kind of inherited
an intergalactic war.
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83. Hey, Dad, what's this box?
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84. Oh, I just confiscated that
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85. from a kid who was shoplifting
in a costume shop.
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86. Whoa!
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87. You could totally use these
for disguises.
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88. Don't you ever need
to go... undercover?
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89. How do you know
I'm not undercover right now?
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90. Just kidding.
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91. I need these to see.
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92. But if you guys
want to play with that stuff,
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93. go ahead.
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94. Okay.
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95. Well,I want to be undercover.
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96. I'll be...
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97. Veronica Cucamonga.
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98. It's a-me,
Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
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99. Pizzapoppolis?
That sounds Greek.
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100. You sure you don't
want anything, Dad?
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101. There's a clown nose back here.
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102. No, thanks.
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103. Being a security guard
is no joke,
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104. which is why they equip us
with these.
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105. Wow!
A flashlight!
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106. Yeah.
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107. It gets pretty dark out there.
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108. What was that?
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109. Mama mia!
The fence-a!
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110. How on earth did this happen?
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111. If this were some punk
with a pair of bolt cutters,
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112. this would be a clean cut.
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113. But this chain
looks like it was torn apart.
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114. This was no kid.
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115. Well, if it wasn't
a misguided teen,
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116. what could it be?
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117. It's up to us to find out.
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118. Sounds like
we better investigate.
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119. Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
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120. Right! Right!
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121. Huh?
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122. Hello?
This is security!
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123. You are trespassing
on private property.
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124. Do not attempt
to make yourself a corn dog.
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125. Funland Incorporated
is not liable
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126. for the harm you may incur
while trying to operate
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127. a deep fryer without a license.
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128. You need a license
to operate a deep fryer?
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129. Whoa.
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130. Hey, stop right there!
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131. Follow my lead.
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132. Don't move!
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133. Did we lose them?
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134. Which a-way did they go
so fast-a?
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135. Mouths closed,
eyes and ears open.
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136. Hmm. Hmm.
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137. Bad move, chump.
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138. That space ship's
permanently earthbound.
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139. Gotcha!
I mean freeze!
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140. Oh, man.
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141. Are we dealing with
some sort of escape artist?
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142. Hey, Steven, maybe
we should get our weapons.
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143. That won't be necessary.
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144. We're not here
to escalate the situation.
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145. Besides, a good security guard
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146. only needs
their trusty flashlight.
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147. Hey!
Open up this instant!
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148. Yeah, let us out!
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149. The ride's moving!
The ride's moving!
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150. - We got to shut it off!
- Don't worry.
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151. I'll just use
my trusty flashlight.
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152. Oh, no!
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153. The laws of physics!
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154. Ow!
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155. - You okay, Dad?
- Yeah.
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156. I've got a new idea, though.
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157. This time,
I'll throw it at an angle.
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158. - Dad, I don't think that'll work.
- Go!
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159. Aah!
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160. We got to get out
of this spicy meatball!
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161. Hey, this part
isn't moving at all.
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162. Steven!
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163. Sorry!
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164. Listen, you bodybuilding
escape artist criminal,
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165. this isn't a game.
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166. You've endangered an officer of
the law and two small children.
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167. Show yourself before
you get into serious trouble!
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168. Steven, do you think
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169. maybe it's some kind of
Gem mutant or monster?
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170. It could be, but it trapped us.
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171. The monsters and mutants
aren't that smart.
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172. Could we be dealing with
a Homeworld Gem?
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173. Homeworld?
Gem? Mutant?
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174. I, uh...
Well, whatever it is,
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175. if someone's trespassing,
they'll have to answer to me.
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176. It's so quiet.
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177. I can't believe this.
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178. They're mocking us.
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179. Show yourself!
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180. What is it that you want here?
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181. Prizes? Fun?
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182. You think this is the place
to get your kicks?
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183. You sick monster.
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184. Destroying the sanctity
of this land of fun!
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185. Behind you!
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186. Dad!
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187. Mr. Maheswaran!
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188. Uh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
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189. Just...
There they are!
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190. Come on, Steven!
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191. I'm right behind you!
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192. You're not getting away
this time!
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193. That's a lot of gumballs!
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194. Jump!
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195. Aah!
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196. It's time to give up!
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197. There's no way out!
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198. Gumballs?
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199. Aaaaah!
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200. Oh! Hey, kids.
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201. The culprit's at the end
of this corner, Dad.
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202. Good work, you two.
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203. Now, let's shed some light
on this subject.
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204. Wait.
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205. Onion!
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206. You?
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207. What are you doing here?
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208. We're in the middle of
a very important investigation.
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209. Dad, I think this is who's been
causing all this trouble.
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210. Onion, it's me, Steven.
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211. Steven Universe.
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212. That's just
Mr. Maheswaran.
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213. Oh, my gosh,
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214. did you think a bunch
of strangers were chasing you?
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215. No wonder you were trying
to throw us off your trail.
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216. Onion, everything's okay.
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217. It can't just be a kid.
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218. It doesn't make any sense!
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219. What about that huge shadow?
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220. I think the flashlight
just made him look big.
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221. But the fence was ripped apart!
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222. I have seen him
use a blowtorch before.
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223. I also found this piece
of fabric stuck in the fence.
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224. Of course.
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225. It's never actually something.
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226. What's wrong?
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227. Nothing's wrong.
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228. It's just my job isn't like
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229. the exhilerating adventures
you've been having with Steven
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230. or the life-threatening
emergencies
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231. your mom deals with
at the hospital.
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232. The most action I see is telling
kids to quit loitering around.
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233. I was hoping
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234. maybe you'd get to see me
take on a serious job,
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235. but... I guess all I'm good at
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236. is being your silly, old dad.
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237. You're right.
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238. You are silly,
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239. but that's why I like
hanging out with you.
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240. I've got enough serious things
going on in my life.
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241. Sometimes I just want
to spend time with my dad.
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242. Thanks.
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243. You're a keeper,
Veronica Cucamonga.
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244. Well, kid, this may have been
a big misunderstanding,
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245. but you're still in trouble
for this fence.
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246. Oh, yes, you are.
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247. Just let him off the hook
on this one.
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248. We already scared him straight.
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249. The law must be different
for someone his age.
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250. You learned your lesson?
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251. Then you're free to go.
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252. And remember, kid, no loitering.
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253. I don't know how I'm gonna
explain this back at the office.
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254. Sync corrections by srjanapala
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