1. - And then we go into the tricks.
- All right.Copy !req
2. But I really think we should
save the dogwalkerCopy !req
3. for next time.Copy !req
4. This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.Copy !req
5. And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.Copy !req
6. Those two are acting
very suspicious.Copy !req
7. Should we ask them
what's going on?Copy !req
8. - I can't.
- Right...Copy !req
9. Steven, Amethyst!Copy !req
10. Is there something
you'd like to tell us?Copy !req
11. So you guys know how we recently hadCopy !req
12. an epic showdown in
the beta Kindergarten.Copy !req
13. And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.Copy !req
14. But do you know...Copy !req
15. who beat Jasper?Copy !req
16. You two?Copy !req
17. Peridot.Copy !req
18. It didn't land.Copy !req
19. Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!Copy !req
20. Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!Copy !req
21. All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.Copy !req
22. Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.Copy !req
23. Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
24. - What?
- Oh!Copy !req
25. Don't bother putting
your socks back on,Copy !req
26. 'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!Copy !req
27. Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.Copy !req
28. This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!Copy !req
29. Wait! Explain everything!Copy !req
30. This one's called "Jog the Dog"!Copy !req
31. Oh! No!Copy !req
32. Whoops! Ha!
Uh, this one is calledCopy !req
33. "Dog Walking's
Just My Day JobCopy !req
34. Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!Copy !req
35. Garnet, a little help.Copy !req
36. - Mnh-mnh-mnh!
- Sardonyx!Copy !req
37. You know the rules about
weapons in the house.Copy !req
38. Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.Copy !req
39. Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.Copy !req
40. You've made quite
the impression already.Copy !req
41. In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...Copy !req
42. Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.Copy !req
43. I can, uh... reel it in.Copy !req
44. Oh!Copy !req
45. Stop!Copy !req
46. But really, please ... stop.Copy !req
47. Your act is tremendous.Copy !req
48. But your stage is too small.Copy !req
49. We need some space
to get to know each other.Copy !req
50. Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.Copy !req
51. You have a room
in the temple?Copy !req
52. It exists
as long as I exist.Copy !req
53. And here... I... am!Copy !req
54. Come now, don't be shy.Copy !req
55. Bwooop!Copy !req
56. I can't see nothing in here.Copy !req
57. You cannot see
anything, my darling ...Copy !req
58. because the show
hasn't started yet!Copy !req
59. Show?Copy !req
60. Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,Copy !req
61. it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!Copy !req
62. Good evening, everybody!Copy !req
63. We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.Copy !req
64. I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!Copy !req
65. Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!Copy !req
66. So tell me, literally,Copy !req
67. everything there is to know
about yourself.Copy !req
68. And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.Copy !req
69. Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the Kindergarten.Copy !req
70. Actually, that's where I sort
of ... pow ... became me.Copy !req
71. And, uh, pow ...
beat Jasper.Copy !req
72. Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round KindergartensCopy !req
73. and causing trouble.Copy !req
74. Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.Copy !req
75. Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?Copy !req
76. Yeah.Copy !req
77. She lost her mind
in a corrupted fusion.Copy !req
78. I guess you could say
she had a... short fuse?Copy !req
79. Easy crowd, huh?Copy !req
80. Where'd you get 'em?Copy !req
81. I made them myself.Copy !req
82. But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...Copy !req
83. who are you?Copy !req
84. Who is... Smoky... Quartz?Copy !req
85. Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,Copy !req
86. I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...Copy !req
87. I-I don't know.Copy !req
88. But I do know how to do this!
Uh...Copy !req
89. This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!Copy !req
90. Bow!Copy !req
91. Yes, the yo-yo.Copy !req
92. Seen it, lived it,
loved it!Copy !req
93. But what about the rest
of your game?Copy !req
94. I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.Copy !req
95. Oh!Copy !req
96. I canlick my elbow.Copy !req
97. I have three of them now.Copy !req
98. We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Listen, Smoky, let's talk ...
fusion to fusion.Copy !req
101. That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. Smoky, there's bound to be
way more to you than just...Copy !req
104. a yo-yo.
You're a fusion.Copy !req
105. You're full of surprises!
You just don't know it yet.Copy !req
106. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.Copy !req
107. I've got it!Copy !req
108. Every fusion gets something new ...Copy !req
109. a new power, a new weapon.Copy !req
110. Like a yo-yo?Copy !req
111. Yes, but better.Copy !req
112. Let's find out
what's new about you.Copy !req
113. And welcome back!Copy !req
114. Don't those
cartoon charactersCopy !req
115. make you want to buy
those products?Copy !req
116. I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.Copy !req
117. We have a new segment
for you all tonight.Copy !req
118. That's right, everyone.Copy !req
119. It's time to Hit That Bird!Copy !req
120. During Opal's adventures
at the sky spire,Copy !req
121. she took down a flock of
bird monsters with her bow.Copy !req
122. Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.Copy !req
123. What do you say, Smoky?Copy !req
124. Are you ready to Hit That Bird?Copy !req
125. Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?Copy !req
126. Except if the string went
this a ways and...Copy !req
127. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
128. Let's start, shall we?Copy !req
129. Time is
an impatient thing!Copy !req
130. Oh!Copy !req
131. Uh-oh, time's up.Copy !req
132. Let's see.Copy !req
133. The score tallies to...Copy !req
134. one, two, three...Copy !req
135. zero.Copy !req
136. Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.Copy !req
137. What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?Copy !req
138. Here we are!Copy !req
139. I call this segment...Copy !req
140. You Like That, Little Man?Copy !req
141. 'Cause everybody loves a callback.Copy !req
142. She's not actually in this episode.Copy !req
143. Do we still have to pay her?Copy !req
144. Yes? Fair enough.Copy !req
145. Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.Copy !req
146. But Sugilite is a standoutCopy !req
147. for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.Copy !req
148. But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?Copy !req
149. Mmm, maybe?Copy !req
150. Just hit the base
with this mallet,Copy !req
151. and we'll see
how you measure up.Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. That all you got?Copy !req
154. Gosh.Copy !req
155. Ooh! Very close.Copy !req
156. An extra spin around always
helps me!Copy !req
157. An extra spin, huh?Copy !req
158. Okay.Copy !req
159. Ha ha! Nice try!Copy !req
160. What?
One more time!Copy !req
161. You... ain't... nothing!Copy !req
162. Hmm, yes.Copy !req
163. Something just isn't
hitting right here.Copy !req
164. Maybe you're just strong...Copy !req
165. We'll find out in just a moment.Copy !req
166. Play us over to stage right, Jorge!Copy !req
167. Uh...Copy !req
168. Okay, don't worry about
that crowd.Copy !req
169. Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.Copy !req
170. Yeah, no duh.
Actually... who's Jorge?Copy !req
171. Smoky, you're holding out on me.Copy !req
172. - I'm ready to see your main event.
- Ah, you and me both.Copy !req
173. Now, Alexandrite has a throat
full of flames.Copy !req
174. Whether that's the cause
of her raspy voiceCopy !req
175. is up for debate,Copy !req
176. but there's no room for
questions when she attacks ...Copy !req
177. exhaling a burning blaze!Copy !req
178. So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."Copy !req
179. Sardonyx, I don't know.Copy !req
180. Come on, Smoky.Copy !req
181. Step up
and see if you can spitCopy !req
182. some elemental chaos
at the target.Copy !req
183. We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.Copy !req
184. But don't change the channel.Copy !req
185. There must be some common thread
between Steven and AmethystCopy !req
186. that's heightened
by their fusion.Copy !req
187. I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.Copy !req
188. Something they both think.
Something they both do.Copy !req
189. They say two wrongs
don't make a right ...Copy !req
190. I guess I'm living proof
that that's true!Copy !req
191. I'm just one big super wrong...Copy !req
192. good-for-nothing dud with a yo-yo.Copy !req
193. They want to impress us!Copy !req
194. They were planning this all morning.
We hijacked their show!Copy !req
195. I was excited!
It's not about us!Copy !req
196. Huh?Copy !req
197. - What's happening?
- It's Sardonyx!Copy !req
198. If she's not here,
the room can't exist!Copy !req
199. Garnet!Copy !req
200. Pearl!Copy !req
201. Huh?Copy !req
202. Sorry for the rough landing.Copy !req
203. What are you talking about?
That was amazing.Copy !req
204. Oh, Amethyst!Copy !req
205. You've been such
a good influence on him!Copy !req
206. It's kind of the other way around.Copy !req
207. You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.Copy !req
208. It can do so much stuff!Copy !req
209. Wait. So do you use it like
a lasso or a flail?Copy !req
210. It's better than a flail.
It's a toy!Copy !req
211. It's so unexpected.Copy !req
212. - Give us the play-by-play.
- So, there we were...Copy !req