1. - And then we go into the tricks.
- All right.Copy !req
2. But I really think we should
save the dogwalkerCopy !req
3. for next time.Copy !req
4. This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.Copy !req
5. And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.Copy !req
6. Those two are acting
very suspicious.Copy !req
7. Should we ask them
what's going on?Copy !req
8. - I can't.
- Right...Copy !req
9. Steven, Amethyst!Copy !req
10. Is there something
you'd like to tell us?Copy !req
11. So you guys know how we recently hadCopy !req
12. an epic showdown in
the beta Kindergarten.Copy !req
13. And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.Copy !req
14. But do you know...Copy !req
15. who beat Jasper?Copy !req
16. You two?Copy !req
17. Peridot.Copy !req
18. It didn't land.Copy !req
19. Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!Copy !req
20. Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!Copy !req
21. All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.Copy !req
22. Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.Copy !req
23. Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
24. - What?
- Oh!Copy !req
25. Don't bother putting
your socks back on,Copy !req
26. 'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!Copy !req
27. Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.Copy !req
28. This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!Copy !req
29. Wait! Explain everything!Copy !req
30. This one's called "Jog the Dog"!Copy !req
31. Oh! No!Copy !req
32. Whoops! Ha!
Uh, this one is calledCopy !req
33. "Dog Walking's
Just My Day JobCopy !req
34. Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!Copy !req
35. Garnet, a little help.Copy !req
36. Mnh-mnh-mnh!
Sardonyx!Copy !req
37. You know the rules about
weapons in the house.Copy !req
38. Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.Copy !req
39. Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.Copy !req
40. You've made quite
the impression already.Copy !req
41. In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...Copy !req
42. Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.Copy !req
43. I can, uh... reel it in.Copy !req
44. Oh!Copy !req
45. Stop!Copy !req
46. But really, please ... stop.Copy !req
47. Your act is tremendous.Copy !req
48. But your stage is too small.Copy !req
49. We need some space
to get to know each other.Copy !req
50. Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.Copy !req
51. You have a room
in the temple?Copy !req
52. It exists
as long as I exist.Copy !req
53. And here... I... am!Copy !req
54. Come now, don't be shy.Copy !req
55. Bwooop!Copy !req
56. I can't see nothing in here.Copy !req
57. You cannot see
anything, my darling ...Copy !req
58. because the show
hasn't started yet!Copy !req
59. Show?Copy !req
60. Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,Copy !req
61. it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!Copy !req
62. Good evening, everybody!Copy !req
63. We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.Copy !req
64. I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!Copy !req
65. Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!Copy !req
66. So tell me, literally,Copy !req
67. everything there is to know
about yourself.Copy !req
68. And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.Copy !req
69. Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the Kindergarten.Copy !req
70. Actually, that's where I sort
of ... pow ... became me.Copy !req
71. And, uh, pow ...
beat Jasper.Copy !req
72. Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round KindergartensCopy !req
73. and causing trouble.Copy !req
74. Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.Copy !req
75. Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?Copy !req
76. Yeah.Copy !req
77. She lost her mind
in a corrupted fusion.Copy !req
78. I guess you could say
she had a... short fuse?Copy !req
79. Easy crowd, huh?Copy !req
80. Where'd you get 'em?Copy !req
81. I made them myself.Copy !req
82. But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...Copy !req
83. who are you?Copy !req
84. Who is... Smoky... Quartz?Copy !req
85. Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,Copy !req
86. I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...Copy !req
87. I-I don't know.Copy !req
88. But I do know how to do this!
Uh...Copy !req
89. This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!Copy !req
90. Bow!Copy !req
91. Yes, the yo-yo.Copy !req
92. Seen it, lived it,
loved it!Copy !req
93. But what about the rest
of your game?Copy !req
94. I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.Copy !req
95. Oh!Copy !req
96. I canlick my elbow.Copy !req
97. I have three of them now.Copy !req
98. We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Listen, Smoky, let's talk ...
fusion to fusion.Copy !req
101. That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. Smoky, there's bound to be way
more to you than just...Copy !req
104. a yo-yo.Copy !req
105. You're a fusion.Copy !req
106. You're full of surprises!Copy !req
107. You just don't
know it yet.Copy !req
108. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.Copy !req
109. I've got it!Copy !req
110. Every
fusion gets something new ...Copy !req
111. a new power, a new weapon.Copy !req
112. Like a yo-yo?Copy !req
113. Yes, but better.Copy !req
114. Let's find out
what's new about you.Copy !req
115. And welcome back!Copy !req
116. Don't those
cartoon charactersCopy !req
117. make you want to buy
those products?Copy !req
118. I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.Copy !req
119. We have a new segment
for you all tonight.Copy !req
120. That's right, everyone.Copy !req
121. It's time to Hit That Bird!Copy !req
122. During Opal's adventures
at the sky spire,Copy !req
123. she took down a flock of
bird monsters with her bow.Copy !req
124. Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.Copy !req
125. What do you say, Smoky?Copy !req
126. Are you ready
to Hit That Bird?Copy !req
127. Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?Copy !req
128. Except if the string went
this a ways and...Copy !req
129. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
130. Let's start, shall we?Copy !req
131. Time is
an impatient thing!Copy !req
132. Oh!Copy !req
133. Uh-oh, time's up.Copy !req
134. Let's see.Copy !req
135. The score tallies to...Copy !req
136. one, two, three...Copy !req
137. zero.Copy !req
138. Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.Copy !req
139. What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?Copy !req
140. Here we are!Copy !req
141. I call this segment...Copy !req
142. You Like That, Little Man?Copy !req
143. 'Cause everybody
loves a callback.Copy !req
144. She's not actually
in this episode.Copy !req
145. Do we still have to pay her?Copy !req
146. Yes? Fair enough.Copy !req
147. Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.Copy !req
148. But Sugilite is a standoutCopy !req
149. for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.Copy !req
150. But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?Copy !req
151. Mmm, maybe?Copy !req
152. Just hit the base
with this mallet,Copy !req
153. and we'll see
how you measure up.Copy !req
154. Okay.Copy !req
155. That all you got?Copy !req
156. Gosh.Copy !req
157. Ooh! Very close.Copy !req
158. An extra spin around always
helps me!Copy !req
159. An extra spin, huh?Copy !req
160. Okay.Copy !req
161. Ha ha! Nice try!Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. One more time!Copy !req
164. You... ain't... nothing!Copy !req
165. Hmm, yes.Copy !req
166. Something just isn't
hitting right here.Copy !req
167. Maybe you're just strong...Copy !req
168. We'll find out in just a moment.Copy !req
169. Play us over
to stage right, Jorge!Copy !req
170. Uh...Copy !req
171. Okay, don't worry about
that crowd.Copy !req
172. Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.Copy !req
173. Yeah, no duh.
Actually... who's Jorge?Copy !req
174. Smoky, you're holding out on me.Copy !req
175. - I'm ready to see your main event.
- Ah, you and me both.Copy !req
176. Now, Alexandrite has a throat
full of flames.Copy !req
177. Whether that's the cause
of her raspy voiceCopy !req
178. is up for debate,Copy !req
179. but there's no room for
questions when she attacks ...Copy !req
180. exhaling a burning blaze!Copy !req
181. So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."Copy !req
182. Sardonyx, I don't know.Copy !req
183. Come on, Smoky.Copy !req
184. Step up
and see if you can spitCopy !req
185. some elemental chaos
at the target.Copy !req
186. We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.Copy !req
187. But don't change the channel.Copy !req
188. There must be some common thread
between Steven and AmethystCopy !req
189. that's heightened
by their fusion.Copy !req
190. I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.Copy !req
191. Something they both think.
Something they both do.Copy !req
192. They say two wrongs
don't make a right ...Copy !req
193. I guess I'm living proof
that that's true!Copy !req
194. I'm just one big super wrong...Copy !req
195. good-for-nothing dud with a yo-yo.Copy !req
196. They want to impress us!Copy !req
197. They were planning this all morning.
We hijacked their show!Copy !req
198. I was excited!
It's not about us!Copy !req
199. Huh?Copy !req
200. - What's happening?
- It's Sardonyx!Copy !req
201. If she's not here,
the room can't exist!Copy !req
202. Garnet!Copy !req
203. Pearl!Copy !req
204. Huh?Copy !req
205. Sorry for the rough landing.Copy !req
206. What are you talking about?
That was amazing.Copy !req
207. Oh, Amethyst!Copy !req
208. You've been such
a good influence on him!Copy !req
209. It's kind of the other way around.Copy !req
210. You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.Copy !req
211. It can do so much stuff!Copy !req
212. Wait. So do you use it like
a lasso or a flail?Copy !req
213. It's better than a flail.
It's a toy!Copy !req
214. It's so unexpected.Copy !req
215. - Garnet: Give us the play-by-play.
- Amethyst: So, there we were...Copy !req