1. And Steven!Copy !req
2. And then we go
into the tricks.Copy !req
3. All right.Copy !req
4. But I really think we should
save the dogwalkerCopy !req
5. for next time.Copy !req
6. This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.Copy !req
7. And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.Copy !req
8. Those two are acting
very suspicious.Copy !req
9. Should we ask them
what's going on?Copy !req
10. I can't.Copy !req
11. Right.Copy !req
12. Steven, Amethyst!Copy !req
13. Is there something
you'd like to tell us?Copy !req
14. So you guys know how we recently
had an epic showdownCopy !req
15. in the beta kindergarten.Copy !req
16. And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.Copy !req
17. But do you know...Copy !req
18. who beat Jasper?Copy !req
19. You two?Copy !req
20. Peridot.Copy !req
21. It didn't land.Copy !req
22. Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!Copy !req
23. Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!Copy !req
24. All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.Copy !req
25. Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.Copy !req
26. Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
27. What?
Oh!Copy !req
28. Don't bother putting
your socks back on,Copy !req
29. 'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!Copy !req
30. Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.Copy !req
31. This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!Copy !req
32. Wait! Explain everything!Copy !req
33. This one's called "Jog the Dog"!Copy !req
34. Oh! No!Copy !req
35. Whoops! Ha!
Uh, this one is calledCopy !req
36. "Dog Walking's
Just My Day JobCopy !req
37. Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!Copy !req
38. Garnet, a little help.Copy !req
39. Mnh-mnh-mnh!
Sardonyx!Copy !req
40. You know the rules about
weapons in the house.Copy !req
41. Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.Copy !req
42. Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.Copy !req
43. You've made quite
the impression already.Copy !req
44. In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...Copy !req
45. Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.Copy !req
46. I can, uh... reel it in.Copy !req
47. Oh!Copy !req
48. Stop!Copy !req
49. But really, please — stop.Copy !req
50. Your act is tremendous.Copy !req
51. But your stage is too small.Copy !req
52. We need some space
to get to know each other.Copy !req
53. Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.Copy !req
54. You have a room
in the temple?Copy !req
55. It exists
as long as I exist.Copy !req
56. And here... I... am!Copy !req
57. Come now, don't be shy.Copy !req
58. Bwooop!Copy !req
59. I can't see nothing in here.Copy !req
60. You cannot see
anything, my darling —Copy !req
61. because the show
hasn't started yet!Copy !req
62. Show?Copy !req
63. Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,Copy !req
64. it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!Copy !req
65. Good evening, everybody!Copy !req
66. We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.Copy !req
67. I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!Copy !req
68. Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!Copy !req
69. So tell me, literally,Copy !req
70. everything there is to know
about yourself.Copy !req
71. And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.Copy !req
72. Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the kindergarten.Copy !req
73. Actually, that's where I sort
of — pow — became me.Copy !req
74. And, uh, pow —
beat Jasper.Copy !req
75. Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round kindergartensCopy !req
76. and causing trouble.Copy !req
77. Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.Copy !req
78. Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?Copy !req
79. Yeah.Copy !req
80. She lost her mind
in a corrupted fusion.Copy !req
81. I guess you could say
she had a... short fuse?Copy !req
82. Easy crowd, huh?Copy !req
83. Where'd you get 'em?Copy !req
84. I made them myself.Copy !req
85. But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...Copy !req
86. who are you?Copy !req
87. Who is... Smoky... Quartz?Copy !req
88. Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,Copy !req
89. I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...Copy !req
90. I-I don't know.Copy !req
91. But I do know how to do this!
Uh...Copy !req
92. This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!Copy !req
93. Bow!Copy !req
94. Yes, the yo-yo.Copy !req
95. Seen it, lived it,
loved it!Copy !req
96. But what about the rest
of your game?Copy !req
97. I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.Copy !req
98. Oh!Copy !req
99. I ca lick my elbow.Copy !req
100. I have three of them now.Copy !req
101. We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!Copy !req
102. Huh?Copy !req
103. Listen, Smoky, let's talk —
fusion to fusion.Copy !req
104. That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. Smoky, there's bound to be way
more to you than just...Copy !req
107. a yo-yo.Copy !req
108. You're a fusion.Copy !req
109. You're full of surprises!Copy !req
110. You just don't
know it yet.Copy !req
111. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.Copy !req
112. I've got it!Copy !req
113. Every fusion gets
something new —Copy !req
114. a new power, a new weapon.Copy !req
115. Like a yo-yo?Copy !req
116. Yes, but better.Copy !req
117. Let's find out
what's new about you.Copy !req
118. And welcome back!Copy !req
119. Don't those
cartoon charactersCopy !req
120. make you want to buy
those products?Copy !req
121. I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.Copy !req
122. We have a new segment
for you all tonight.Copy !req
123. That's right, everyone.Copy !req
124. It's time to Hit That Bird!Copy !req
125. During Opal's adventures
at the sky spire,Copy !req
126. she took down a flock of
bird monsters with her bow.Copy !req
127. Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.Copy !req
128. What do you say, Smoky?Copy !req
129. Are you ready
to Hit That Bird?Copy !req
130. Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?Copy !req
131. Except if the string went
this a ways and...Copy !req
132. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
133. Let's start, shall we?Copy !req
134. Time is
an impatient thing!Copy !req
135. Oh!Copy !req
136. Uh-oh, time's up.Copy !req
137. Let's see.Copy !req
138. The score tallies to...Copy !req
139. one, two, three...Copy !req
140. zero.Copy !req
141. Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.Copy !req
142. What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?Copy !req
143. Here we are!Copy !req
144. I call this segment...Copy !req
145. You Like That, Little Man?Copy !req
146. 'Cause everybody
loves a callback.Copy !req
147. She's not actually
in this episode.Copy !req
148. Do we still have to pay her?Copy !req
149. Yes? Fair enough.Copy !req
150. Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.Copy !req
151. But Sugilite is a standoutCopy !req
152. for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.Copy !req
153. But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?Copy !req
154. Mmm, maybe?Copy !req
155. Just hit the base
with this mallet,Copy !req
156. and we'll see
how you measure up.Copy !req
157. Okay.Copy !req
158. That all you got?Copy !req
159. Gosh.Copy !req
160. Ooh! Very close.Copy !req
161. An extra spin around always
helps me!Copy !req
162. An extra spin, huh?Copy !req
163. Okay.Copy !req
164. Ha ha! Nice try!Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. One more time!Copy !req
167. You... ain't... nothing!Copy !req
168. Hmm, yes.Copy !req
169. Something just isn't
hitting right here.Copy !req
170. Maybe you're just strong...Copy !req
171. We'll find out
in just a moment.Copy !req
172. Play us over to stage right,
Jorge!Copy !req
173. Uh...Copy !req
174. Okay, don't worry about
that crowd.Copy !req
175. Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.Copy !req
176. Yeah, no duh.Copy !req
177. Actually... who's Jorge?Copy !req
178. Smoky,
you're holding out on me.Copy !req
179. I'm ready to see
your main event.Copy !req
180. Ah, you and me both.Copy !req
181. Now, Alexandrite has a throat
full of flames.Copy !req
182. Whether that's the cause
of her raspy voiceCopy !req
183. is up for debate,Copy !req
184. but there's no room for
questions when she attacks —Copy !req
185. exhaling a burning blaze!Copy !req
186. So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."Copy !req
187. Sardonyx, I don't know.Copy !req
188. Come on, Smoky.Copy !req
189. Step up
and see if you can spitCopy !req
190. some elemental chaos
at the target.Copy !req
191. We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.Copy !req
192. But don't change the channel.Copy !req
193. There must be some common thread
between Steven and AmethystCopy !req
194. that's heightened
by their fusion.Copy !req
195. I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.Copy !req
196. Something they both think.
Something they both do.Copy !req
197. They say two wrongs
don't make a right —Copy !req
198. I guess I'm living proof
that that's true!Copy !req
199. I'm just
one big super wrong...Copy !req
200. good-for-nothing dud
with a yo-yo.Copy !req
201. They want to impress us!Copy !req
202. They were planning this
all morning.Copy !req
203. We hijacked their show!Copy !req
204. I was excited!Copy !req
205. It's not about us!Copy !req
206. Huh?Copy !req
207. What's happening?Copy !req
208. It's Sardonyx!Copy !req
209. If she's not here,
the room can't exist!Copy !req
210. Garnet!Copy !req
211. Pearl!Copy !req
212. Huh?Copy !req
213. Sorry for the rough landing.Copy !req
214. What are you talking about?
That was amazing.Copy !req
215. Oh, Amethyst!Copy !req
216. You've been such
a good influence on him!Copy !req
217. It's kind of
the other way around.Copy !req
218. You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.Copy !req
219. It can do so much stuff!Copy !req
220. Wait. So do you use it like
a lasso or a flail?Copy !req
221. It's better than a flail.
It's a toy!Copy !req
222. It's so unexpected.Copy !req
223. Give us
the play-by-play.Copy !req