1. And Steven! Season 04 Episode 15Copy !req
2. Oh!
Good, old natural sand!Copy !req
3. That fancy zoo sand
was too fine for me.Copy !req
4. Hey! Steven!Copy !req
5. Connie!Copy !req
6. You're back,
and you're okay!Copy !req
7. Did you get your ears pierced?Copy !req
8. Oh, man, you're not gonna
believe what happened!Copy !req
9. We went to a far-off
space station,Copy !req
10. we made some new friends, we
warped the space-time continuum!Copy !req
11. I'm sorry we left you behind.Copy !req
12. It's okay. You were really
worried about your dad.Copy !req
13. I'm just glad
you're all back safe.Copy !req
14. Yep... all thanks
to this guy.Copy !req
15. Did anything happen
while we were gone?Copy !req
16. Uh...
Lion behaved himself,Copy !req
17. I restocked all the cereal
and washed all the towels.Copy !req
18. Sounds like everything
went well.Copy !req
19. Well, there was
a little trouble...Copy !req
20. When I got that call from you,Copy !req
21. I could tell you had
a lot going on.Copy !req
22. Dad's in trouble and we needCopy !req
23. to go into space
to get him back!Copy !req
24. I can get there in 15.Copy !req
25. Or actually maybe 20, 25 'cause
I might have to take the bus...Copy !req
26. There's no time!
We're going right now.Copy !req
27. Just protect Beach City for me
while we're gone!Copy !req
28. You can count on me!Copy !req
29. It was a big job for one person,Copy !req
30. but I felt up to the challenge.Copy !req
31. I made my way over
to your house,Copy !req
32. and that's when I realized...Copy !req
33. I wasn't alone.Copy !req
34. Hyah!Copy !req
35. Uh, don't you knock?Copy !req
36. Weirdo.Copy !req
37. Lapis? Peridot?Copy !req
38. What are you doing here?Copy !req
39. Just showing off
my old room to...Copy !req
40. Oh, wait.Copy !req
41. Actually, that's none
of your business!Copy !req
42. Who is this, and what is she
doing in Steven's house?Copy !req
43. That's Steven's third-best
friend after me and you.Copy !req
44. Um, Lapis,
you don't remember me?Copy !req
45. Mmm...Copy !req
46. You almost drowned meCopy !req
47. when you tried to steal
the world's water.Copy !req
48. I almost drowned
a lot of people.Copy !req
49. I'm Connie.Copy !req
50. I'm Peridot!
And this is our pumpkin.Copy !req
51. Oh! Hello!Copy !req
52. So Steven told me you guys
retired to the country.Copy !req
53. What brings you here?Copy !req
54. Garnet trusted us
with a mission!Copy !req
55. Oh, Steven gave me one, too.Copy !req
56. I just hope
I don't let him down.Copy !req
57. You probably will.Copy !req
58. That's why they put us in charge
of protecting Beach City.Copy !req
59. But Steven asked me to do that!Copy !req
60. You really think
we need your help?Copy !req
61. Wait a minute!Copy !req
62. Maybe we do need your help.Copy !req
63. The crystal gems have been
protecting this worldCopy !req
64. with a specialized team.Copy !req
65. Three gems, each with their
own role, and a human!Copy !req
66. Well, Steven's only half human,
but, hmm, close enough.Copy !req
67. Meaning?Copy !req
68. To do the job of
the crystal gems,Copy !req
69. we need to do the jobs
of the crystal gems!Copy !req
70. - We four...
- Four?Copy !req
71. I'm counting Pumpkin.Copy !req
72. We each need to pick someone
from the original teamCopy !req
73. and perform their role
in the group!Copy !req
74. We can be exactly like them...
But better!Copy !req
75. That sort of makes sense.Copy !req
76. I call Garnet!Copy !req
77. I'm obviously best suited
to being the boss.Copy !req
78. You are very bossy.Copy !req
79. Thank you.Copy !req
80. Then I'll do what Steven does.Copy !req
81. Lapis, you can be Amethyst.Copy !req
82. Which one is she?
I'm joking.Copy !req
83. Great!
You're already in character!Copy !req
84. What about your pumpkin?Copy !req
85. Whatever.
She can be Pearl.Copy !req
86. New crystal gems, congregate!Copy !req
87. That means come over here
and do a cool pose.Copy !req
88. Hmm!Copy !req
89. Let's see...Copy !req
90. Nothing there.Copy !req
91. Judging from what Steven
tells me, everything's normal!Copy !req
92. There!
Am I doing it?Copy !req
93. Am I as aloof and distant
as the Garnet?Copy !req
94. You were, until you started
to ask so many questions!Copy !req
95. Help!Copy !req
96. That sounds like it's coming
from the car wash!Copy !req
97. Go!
New Crystal Gems!Copy !req
98. What seems to be the trouble
here, Beach City citizen?Copy !req
99. It's my dad!Copy !req
100. Some jerks have been
messing with his head!Copy !req
101. It was funny...Copy !req
102. till he made me bring it here.Copy !req
103. Can you guys wash it off?Copy !req
104. Oh, right!Copy !req
105. If Mr. Universe and Steven
are in outer space then...Copy !req
106. we should run the car wash!Copy !req
107. Ahem.Copy !req
108. Uh, "water" we waiting for?Copy !req
109. Ha ha!
Good one, Steven.Copy !req
110. Whatever you say, dudes.
Burp!Copy !req
111. Well said, Pearl!Copy !req
112. What? Whoa!Copy !req
113. Here's your vehicle...
Washed and buffed!Copy !req
114. Courtesy of
The New Crystal Gems!Copy !req
115. That was cool.Copy !req
116. Thanks!Copy !req
117. After such a rocky start,Copy !req
118. it finally seemed like
The New Crystal GemsCopy !req
119. were coming together!Copy !req
120. Or were we?Copy !req
121. Whoa!Copy !req
122. Looks like word got around.Copy !req
123. Encore! Encore!Copy !req
124. I know what everyone
is really here to see!Copy !req
125. Beach City citizens,
witness the Garnet!Copy !req
126. Amethyst,
your performance is lacking!Copy !req
127. Mess around!Copy !req
128. Crack some jokes!Copy !req
129. Oh, is that what
I'm supposed to be doing?Copy !req
130. Lapis! Uh, the Steven
doesn't think that's funny!Copy !req
131. Ha.Copy !req
132. I can't believe this!
The only one takingCopy !req
133. anything seriously
around here is Pumpkin!Copy !req
134. That's right.
Pearl does like soap.Copy !req
135. Uh, hey, you gonna bring
our car down?Copy !req
136. Do not interrupt the Garnet!Copy !req
137. Everyone will have a turn!Copy !req
138. Oops!Copy !req
139. Peridot, put that guy down!Copy !req
140. No one bosses the Garnet!Copy !req
141. Well, Garnet wouldn't
yell at people!Copy !req
142. I agree.Copy !req
143. Maybe you should let someone
else play the Garnet.Copy !req
144. Eh?Copy !req
145. No!Copy !req
146. Amethyst, I have the glasses!Copy !req
147. There is no Amethyst!Copy !req
148. Only Garnet!Copy !req
149. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
150. Hmm!Copy !req
151. Oh, no.Copy !req
152. Gotta Steven this somehow.Copy !req
153. Look at us!Copy !req
154. We're all fighting
with each other!Copy !req
155. But we all love each other.Copy !req
156. And you all love me.Copy !req
157. So we all have
to do this together...Copy !req
158. For love!Copy !req
159. Steven would have had
a better speech.Copy !req
160. I know.
She didn't even cry.Copy !req
161. The wash was a wash.Copy !req
162. And so were
The New Crystal Gems.Copy !req
163. I've done a lot of thinkingCopy !req
164. about what's been going wrong
with this team-up,Copy !req
165. and I think it's obvious now
that the problem is all of you!Copy !req
166. Connie, you completely lack
Steven's sentimentality.Copy !req
167. He would have had a much more
inspiring speech yesterday.Copy !req
168. Lapis, your lack of humor has
been hurting our morale.Copy !req
169. Maybe you should switch
with Pumpkin.Copy !req
170. Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet.
You should be the Pearl.Copy !req
171. I'm nothing like Pearl.Copy !req
172. She's so uptight and sensitive!Copy !req
173. How dare you?
I'm leaving!Copy !req
174. That's so funny!
You should be Amethyst!Copy !req
175. That's so dumb!
You should be a clod!Copy !req
176. Oh, so now I'm a clod?
I think you're the clod.Copy !req
177. Wow! Your Peridot impression
is lousy, too!Copy !req
178. Will you two can it?Copy !req
179. That's not a very
Steven thing to say.Copy !req
180. I don't care!Copy !req
181. So I'm not Steven!Copy !req
182. Maybe he's really greatCopy !req
183. at helping people
work out these arguments!Copy !req
184. Maybe he's really patient
and caring,Copy !req
185. even though it must be
hard for him having to beCopy !req
186. the adult for a bunch of
super-powered children!Copy !req
187. We're both thousands of years
older than you.Copy !req
188. Then act like it!Copy !req
189. Be the gems you've been
for thousands of years,Copy !req
190. instead of playing
this silly game.Copy !req
191. It's impossible trying
to solve problemsCopy !req
192. if we're just trying
to copy other people.Copy !req
193. Oh, what's the point of this?Copy !req
194. We'll never be the crystal gems,
we're just...Copy !req
195. the crystal temps.Copy !req
196. But we have our own way
of doing things.Copy !req
197. So let's go back to that,
to fix this mess we made.Copy !req
198. You do make a good Steven.Copy !req
199. Watch it.Copy !req
200. Well...Copy !req
201. if there's one thing
Peridots are good at,Copy !req
202. it's fixing things!Copy !req
203. I guess I could help
wash away the rubble.Copy !req
204. And I'll help us organize.Copy !req
205. So here's how I think
we should start...Copy !req
206. You sure you wrecked anything?Copy !req
207. The car wash looks good as new.Copy !req
208. Well, except, we couldn't
repair the sign.Copy !req
209. Well, about time
I got a new one.Copy !req
210. Guess I'll give
my neon guy a call.Copy !req
211. Well, don't get out
your checkbook yet.Copy !req
212. Bring it on out!Copy !req
213. Introducing...Copy !req
214. a new sign!Copy !req
215. for your business!Copy !req
216. We made it ourselves!Copy !req
217. Look at it, it's great!Copy !req
218. I think I love it!Copy !req
219. Really?Copy !req
220. That old sign was okay,
but this one's got personality!Copy !req
221. Well, it wasn't much
of a mission,Copy !req
222. but I guess we handled
that all right.Copy !req
223. I knew you would.Copy !req
224. Does that mean we can do
a victory pose?Copy !req
225. Okay.Copy !req
226. Go, crystal temps!Copy !req