1. And Steven! Season 04 Episode 12Copy !req
2. The Human Zoo.
I can't believe it still exists.Copy !req
3. Dad's got to be in there.Copy !req
4. We just have to find him
and bust him out.Copy !req
5. Those Gems.Copy !req
6. Amethyst guards.Copy !req
7. Right.Copy !req
8. Like we could just waltz upCopy !req
9. as an ownerless Pearl, a Fusion,Copy !req
10. and... and you.Copy !req
11. We just need disguises.
I'll be Esteban Universedad.Copy !req
12. Steven, it doesn't matter
what your name is.Copy !req
13. We're all going to stand out.Copy !req
14. We won't stand outCopy !req
15. if we play the roles
we were made for.Copy !req
16. Ruby! Sapphire!Copy !req
17. Okay everybody, hear her out.Copy !req
18. Today, I'm a Sapphire
traveling with my Ruby guard...Copy !req
19. Hm!Copy !req
20. And my personal Pearl.Copy !req
21. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
22. Esteban, I've brought you
as an offering for the zoo.Copy !req
23. Pobrecito Esteban!Copy !req
24. Uh, what about me?Copy !req
25. You're accompanying me
as extra muscle.Copy !req
26. Muscle like them?Copy !req
27. Exactly.Copy !req
28. But I've never even seen
another Amethyst before.Copy !req
29. What do I do?
What if I say something wrong?Copy !req
30. Just look the part.Copy !req
31. You're new and we're rusty,Copy !req
32. but we just have to sell this
long enough to find Greg.Copy !req
33. Is this really going to work?Copy !req
34. No.Copy !req
35. - Uh?
- Eh...Copy !req
36. Just stick together,
play it straight.Copy !req
37. Let's change the future.Copy !req
38. You'll never cage me,
ya rock heads!Copy !req
39. State your purpose.Copy !req
40. I'm here to make a delivery
to the Human Zoo.Copy !req
41. Bad news...
the Human Zoo shut down,Copy !req
42. which means we'll just have
to throw you into space.Copy !req
43. Ha! Look. It believed me.Copy !req
44. What are you doing?Copy !req
45. - Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
- Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.Copy !req
46. Why didn't you tell meCopy !req
47. there was a Sapphire here?Copy !req
48. What have you miscreants
been saying to them?Copy !req
49. Nothing, Holly.Copy !req
50. You'll have to forgive them.Copy !req
51. They're from Earth.Copy !req
52. Ahem! Apologize.Copy !req
53. Forgive us.
Forgive us.Copy !req
54. Ow!Copy !req
55. Forgive us, Your Clarity.
Forgive us, Your Clarity.Copy !req
56. No use dwelling on the past.Copy !req
57. I've brought a new human
for the collection.Copy !req
58. How unprecedented...Copy !req
59. nothing for millenniaCopy !req
60. and then two humans
back-to-back!Copy !req
61. Well, it's probably
for the best.Copy !req
62. That first one wasn't
in the... best condition.Copy !req
63. Dad! That's him! Shh!Copy !req
64. Oh, they're incessant barking!
What is it saying?Copy !req
65. The other one was loud too.Copy !req
66. And all that thrashing about.Copy !req
67. I'm sure Blue Diamond will
want to thank you personally,Copy !req
68. but you just missed her.Copy !req
69. Amethyst,
take this human to the...Copy !req
70. Wait!Copy !req
71. The thing is
we've traveled so far,Copy !req
72. and it would be a shame
to leave so quickly.Copy !req
73. Perhaps you'd grant us
a tour of the facility?Copy !req
74. I would be honored.Copy !req
75. Right this way,
Your Grand Clarity.Copy !req
76. Amethysts are to stay
and guard the door.Copy !req
77. Uh, but...Copy !req
78. The door.Copy !req
79. Does your Pearl
always walk next to you?Copy !req
80. I'll just be right here.Copy !req
81. Hmm. Chatty.Copy !req
82. This facility originally
belonged to Pink DiamondCopy !req
83. and houses and staffs
the otherwise useless QuartzesCopy !req
84. she produced
on what was her colony.Copy !req
85. But Blue Diamond
and her trusted Agate...Copy !req
86. that's me...Copy !req
87. have been maintaining this place
since the dawn of Era 2.Copy !req
88. Is she going to do it,
or should I say something?Copy !req
89. Oh.Copy !req
90. Pearl, the door.Copy !req
91. Hm? Oh!Copy !req
92. Right, right.Copy !req
93. I got it.Copy !req
94. You are so patient with her.Copy !req
95. How do you do it?Copy !req
96. As a Sapphire, I know
it will happen eventually.Copy !req
97. That will be all.Copy !req
98. Sorry.Copy !req
99. Hang in there.Copy !req
100. Do keep up, Pearl.Copy !req
101. Ugh.Copy !req
102. The bottom half
of this structureCopy !req
103. is devoted entirely
to specimen containment.Copy !req
104. Apparently, humans don't
take well to captivity.Copy !req
105. But once you understand
their needs,Copy !req
106. they're easy to control.Copy !req
107. It's tragic that Pink Diamond's
existence in this universeCopy !req
108. ended up being so finite.Copy !req
109. But what a selfless act
for Blue DiamondCopy !req
110. to step forward and spend
her own time and energyCopy !req
111. preserving this place
in Pink Diamond's memory.Copy !req
112. It's a real testament
to Blue Diamond's mercifulCopy !req
113. and giving nature,
don't you think?Copy !req
114. Uh, of course.Copy !req
115. Argh.Copy !req
116. Hold it together, Ruby.
Our roles, remember?Copy !req
117. Gotta Esteban it.Copy !req
118. And here, of course,
is the human disposal chute.Copy !req
119. Wha...Copy !req
120. H-How do get
in the zoo?Copy !req
121. Oh, there it goes again
with its hilarious noises.Copy !req
122. So, how do you get in the zoo?Copy !req
123. Excellent question,
Your Grand Clarity.Copy !req
124. One the rare occasion
that we would needCopy !req
125. to enter the containment area,Copy !req
126. we would do so
via this service door.Copy !req
127. Dad. That door's
how we get to Dad.Copy !req
128. We just need to come up
with a distraction.Copy !req
129. Got it!Copy !req
130. As one-way access point,
there are no risks of an escape.Copy !req
131. In fact, it's only been used
once for a human...Copy !req
132. Explosion!Copy !req
133. Pardon me?Copy !req
134. Uh. I just remembered I left
the gravity engine idling.Copy !req
135. Sorry, my Sapphire,
I'm so forgetful and disposable.Copy !req
136. What?Copy !req
137. A foreseen turn of events.Copy !req
138. Yes, it is going to overheat
and explode.Copy !req
139. The damage will be massive.Copy !req
140. My word!Copy !req
141. I don't know why anyone trusts
Rubies with those ships.Copy !req
142. This is what happens.Copy !req
143. If we hurry,
we can disable the engineCopy !req
144. before any damage is done.Copy !req
145. I should only take five minutes,Copy !req
146. so everyone be
on your best behavior.Copy !req
147. Hm?Copy !req
148. Oh.Copy !req
149. This way, Your Clarity.Copy !req
150. Although, I'm sure
you don't need my guidance.Copy !req
151. Argh!Copy !req
152. I can't believe all that stuffCopy !req
153. about Blue Diamond
being merciful!Copy !req
154. She's a shatterer!Copy !req
155. She yelled at Sapphire!
She hates Fusion!Copy !req
156. And love!Copy !req
157. I know, Ruby,
but we don't have much time!Copy !req
158. We have to open this door!Copy !req
159. Right, right.Copy !req
160. Pearl, open it!Copy !req
161. Of course.
What else am I good for?Copy !req
162. It's different
than the other ones.Copy !req
163. Aha!Copy !req
164. I actually can't
figure this out at all.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. But Pearl, you're our hacker.Copy !req
167. We don't have time for this!Copy !req
168. Steven, help me open the door!Copy !req
169. Okay.Copy !req
170. And Pearl, hack faster!Copy !req
171. I am so glad
we're almost back!Copy !req
172. I was really enjoying the tour!Copy !req
173. Yes, I can tell
by the tone of your voice.Copy !req
174. Thank you so much again
for averting that crisis.Copy !req
175. What is going on?Copy !req
176. Oh, well, I'm sure
there's a reasonable...Copy !req
177. Did you see the Amethyst
that did this?Copy !req
178. Really, we have guests.Copy !req
179. Holly Blue Agate,
We have important news for you!Copy !req
180. We do not run or shout
in these hallways!Copy !req
181. I'm sorry,
I-it's just that...Copy !req
182. How am I supposed to know
what you're sayingCopy !req
183. when you're mumbling?Copy !req
184. Uh, I'm sorry,
Holly Blue Agate, it's just...Copy !req
185. Blue Diamond is on her way!Copy !req
186. Oh, my stars!
She's back already?Copy !req
187. You two, best behavior!Copy !req
188. Shoulders squared!Copy !req
189. Minds cleared!Copy !req
190. Backs straight!Copy !req
191. And surely, Blue DiamondCopy !req
192. will want to thank you
personallyCopy !req
193. for this special delivery,
Your Grand Clarity.Copy !req
194. Yes, I suppose she will.Copy !req
195. Well don't just stand there,
you useless chunks of earth,Copy !req
196. make yourself useful
and escort that humanCopy !req
197. to the assimilation bay!Copy !req
198. But the tour.Copy !req
199. Oh, Your Clarity,
you flatter me.Copy !req
200. But we really must get ready.Copy !req
201. Our Diamond will be here
at any moment!Copy !req
202. Let me go, you bigger Amethyst!Copy !req
203. Ha. These newer humans
are so spunky.Copy !req
204. In you go!Copy !req
205. What the...Copy !req
206. Uh...Copy !req
207. Huh?Copy !req
208. Ah.Copy !req
209. Oomph! Bleh.Copy !req
210. Huh?Copy !req
211. Mm! Bleh.Copy !req
212. Mm!Copy !req
213. Hey!Copy !req
214. Nope!Copy !req
215. I can do that myself.Copy !req
216. I'll just find my dad
without pants.Copy !req
217. Ugh.Copy !req
218. Loin cloths.Copy !req
219. Okay, what else, huh?
What else you got for me?Copy !req
220. I'm on that dad-mission
adrenalin rushCopy !req
221. and ready for whatever
space junk you have next.Copy !req
222. Futuristic cattle prods,
human horseshoes...Copy !req
223. whatever you got,
come and get me!Copy !req
224. Aah!Copy !req
225. Aah!Copy !req
226. Huh?Copy !req
227. What the...Copy !req
228. What is this place?Copy !req
229. A-And where's...Copy !req
230. Dad?Copy !req