1. Special delivery.
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2. Oh. Wow.
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3. Thanks. It's a...
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4. - A rectangle.
- And a tablet.
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5. My dad bought it, but he
decided he didn't need it.
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6. He said something about
oversaturation of media
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7. being a plague to one's mind.
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8. So I thought you might like it.
Here.
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9. - You use your fingers to work it.
- Like my old finger screens.
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10. But now you have the whole
world wide web to hang out on.
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11. World wide? Ha.
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12. I had the ability to
search and retrieve data
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13. - from across multiple star systems.
- Hmm, impressive.
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14. But I can do you one
better ... tubetube.
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15. Why was this documented?
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16. You can log your thoughts
on the Internet, too.
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17. You just have to keep
it under 140 characters.
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18. That's so many people.
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19. I'll make you an account
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20. so you can start logging
as soon as you want.
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21. I really, really like this,
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22. but it's a shame it doesn't
come attached to your body.
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23. Oh, wait.
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24. I'm gonna leave the
profile stuff blank for you
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25. - to fill in later. There.
- Gimme.
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26. Behold my innovation.
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27. Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
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28. Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
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29. Haaaaa.
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30. Shing. Shing.
Haaaaaaa.
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31. Shing, shing!
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32. I've harnessed the power of
your interlocking fabric strips.
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33. Good thing I
grew out of those shoes.
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34. To have tech again.
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35. It feels so good when
everything is at your fingertips.
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36. Yo. You guys look
like you're having fun.
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37. Oh, Amethyst.
What do you think?
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38. - You look like a square.
- It's a rectangle.
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39. Heh, truth. Anyway, you
two ready to go or what?
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40. - Go?
- Yeah.
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41. Amethyst and I were gonna go hang out,
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42. - and we wanted you to come, too.
- Hang out?
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43. Oh, yeah.
That's a friend thing to do.
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44. So, where are we hanging out, friends?
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45. Ta-da!
Welcome to Funland!
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46. You've brought me to a sign!
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47. Nah, nah.
You got to go inside.
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48. A speed pattern transportation circuit.
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49. And a roller coaster.
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50. You got to do the most
fun thing in Funland first.
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51. Hmm. Bold.
Let's follow this logic!
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52. - Three, please.
- Sure. We got some new rules, first.
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53. Uh...
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54. Ugh.
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55. Hmm.
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56. Ha-ha! Sorry, guys.
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57. Looks like this squad
has some growing to do
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58. - before you can ride.
- I do not have to grow.
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59. This height is indicative
of my rarity and importance.
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60. I demand entry, you clod!
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61. - You kids want another lifetime ban?
- No, thanks, Mr. Smiley.
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62. Shorty squad out.
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63. Well, that stinks.
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64. We'll just have to
maintain a healthy lifestyle
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65. in hopes we grow before
the end of the season.
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66. Ugh. Of course.
Let's just grow.
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67. Shape-shifting!
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68. Hmm.
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69. Uh, Peridot?
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70. Uh, I ... I must be a little rusty...
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71. - Why don't you two just go?
- Aw, what?
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72. - What.
- You sure?
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73. Sure I'm sure.
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74. I can just look up what a
roller coaster feels like.
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75. Just hurry up and go so you
can hurry up and come back.
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76. Oh, okay.
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77. - So good.
- What next? What next?
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78. Yes. What next that doesn't
have a height restriction?
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79. Uh, there!
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80. Ooh.
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81. Ha, this place is fun.
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82. Yeah. It totally does
live up to its name.
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83. Let's see who can eat
the most chili dogs
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84. before we go on the tilt-a-whirl.
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85. Steven, Amethyst!
Look at this being.
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86. Its large head, swollen with thoughts!
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87. Those compassionate eyes.
It understands.
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88. I need it. Now!
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89. Peridot, that's a prize.
You have to win it first.
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90. Hey, there, Steven.
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91. Mr. Smiley, you're
working the ring toss, too?
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92. Yeah. You could say we're
a little "fun-derstaffed."
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93. I get it.
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94. I'm glad you seeing
the humor in it, Steven,
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95. because I haven't
seen a bed in six days!
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96. Oh.
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97. Hyah!
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98. - I win!
- Um, well...
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99. You have to land the
rings first, broski.
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100. Shorty squad throw!
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101. Okay, last chance.
We got this.
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102. - This biz is rigged!
- I didn't save Earth for this.
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103. Sorry, Peridot.
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104. Hmm. No.
We're gonna get you that prize.
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105. Hey, Mr. Smiley.
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106. Is that Onion trying to light
the roller coaster on fire?
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107. I'm not falling for that one again.
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108. Oh!
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109. No! I'm still paying
off the last lawsuit!
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110. Heh. Good old Onion.
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111. All this runnin' around.
I'm not even in a union.
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112. Yo, Mr. S.
While you were gone, Peri got a ring.
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113. - I did?
- We're lying.
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114. Oh, uh, yes, I did land the ring.
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115. I also do not steal Steven's
clothes when he's not looking.
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116. - What?
- Huh. Would you look at that?
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117. And I thought this thing was rigged.
Here you go, kid.
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118. It's a little sister.
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119. Um, excuse me, but you're wrong.
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120. - I'm supposed to win that one.
- You mean the big guy?
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121. Sorry. That one's 10 rings.
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122. Find cute roommates in your area.
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123. - I'm all set, thanks.
- That toy you won is really cool, Peridot.
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124. You mean that Amethyst
won with shape-shifting.
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125. Maybe they should call
it shape-shift land,
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126. because it's a land where
you go to shape-shift.
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127. What's wrong with shape-shifting, bro?
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128. You mean besides being an
insult to your intended form?
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129. - Okay, what's really wrong with it?
- I can't do it... At all.
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130. - Well, we can help you try.
- What?
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131. I didn't ever think I
could use my powers, either,
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132. but then the Gems helped me out.
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133. - We can help you, too.
- Yeah, man.
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134. Mmm!
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135. We'll give you the
shape-shifting lowdown.
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136. Shorty squad style.
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137. Ah? Mm.
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138. Ta-da!
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139. Hup!
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140. Hup!
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141. Whoa.
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142. Uh, okay.
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143. Maybe we just have to
activate it manually.
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144. You grab her feet.
I'll grab the arms.
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145. - Okay.
- Ready? Pull.
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146. Ow.
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147. - Is it working?
- Ow.
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148. - I think so.
- Ow.
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149. - Pull harder!
- Ow.
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150. - I think I just heard a crack.
- Ow.
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151. - That's her powers opening, Steven.
- Ow, ow, ow.
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152. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Drop me now.
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153. This isn't going to work.
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154. - Maybe if we keep trying...
- No.
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155. My lack of skill is an objective fact.
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156. I'm an era-2 Peridot. I'm new.
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157. Resources are dwindling on Homeworld.
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158. They can't make Gems like they used to.
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159. That's why they give era-2 Peridots
technological enhancements.
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160. Because we... don't have powers.
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161. Per, I'mma be really
real with you for a sec.
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162. This whole time we've been here,
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163. you've just been focusing
on what you can't do.
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164. Of course you're not having any fun.
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165. You think that all you
are is who you could be,
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166. but we don't hang out with you
because of who you could be.
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167. We like you.
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168. I know you just heard me.
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169. Stop playing with that thing.
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170. - Ugh. Gimme that!
- No!
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171. - You don't need it!
- You don't know that!
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172. Yes... I... Do!
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173. Wait.
W-W-W-W-Wait.
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174. No!
It's all that I am!
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175. Peridot. Metal powers!
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176. Dude.
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177. Do you know what this means?
You can open really tight jars.
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178. You can remove staples
without a staple remover.
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179. You can open doors without
having to touch them
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180. after you wash your hands.
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181. No.
I know exactly what I can do.
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182. - 10! That's 10!
- Wah!
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183. That's 10, all right.
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184. Well, I guess you won fair and
square, or fair and triangle.
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185. Because your head looks like a triangle.
Here you go, kid.
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186. You did it, Peridot.
Give it up for pea-pod!
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187. No, give it up for the shorty squad.
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