1. And then I'll say,
"hey, as one refugee to another,
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2. it isn't so bad that we can never
go back to Homeworld, am I right?
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3. Why don't we watch the
sun come up and figure out
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4. what we're going to do with
all this time, eh, Lazuli?"
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5. And then she'll say, "yes, Peridot.
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6. as impressed as I was
by you on the ship,
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7. I am even more impressed
with your new compact look
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8. and capacity for friendship.
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9. I'm so glad we're going
to be living together."
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10. Peridot. Facet five.
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11. - Let's begin.
- This isn't gonna work.
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12. Wait, what?
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13. I really thought I would
be living alone here.
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14. Yeah, but this is even better.
Oh, here, how about this?
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15. I saw this on an episode of a tv show.
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16. I didn't see how it ended,
but I'm sure it worked out great.
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17. We'll divide this place in half.
You'll both have your own space.
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18. High ceilings, real wood floors,
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19. convenient location in
the heart of the country.
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20. So what do ya think, roomies?
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21. I like the cut of your gem,
Steven Quartz.
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22. - No. No way!
- What's the problem?
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23. You're the one getting
all the good stuff!
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24. You've got the propeller
and paint cans on your side!
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25. You can do tons with those!
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26. Ooh, actually, I kind
of want the paint cans.
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27. You want to trade something?
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28. I don't care about paint cans.
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29. - That's not the problem.
- Bah.
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30. - What's wrong, Lapis?
- It's her.
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31. - Ugh?
- She's the problem!
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32. I can't stand the thought of
having to look at her every day.
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33. She's the one who
dragged me back to Earth.
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34. Hey, it wasn't my idea.
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35. I was headed to Earth,
and I needed an informant.
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36. It should have been a simple mission.
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37. Things didn't exactly
work out for either of us.
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38. You used me like everyone else did!
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39. But it's not like that anymore.
It's different now.
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40. - I'm different.
- It's true, Lapis.
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41. Peridot has really come into her own
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42. since she's been living on Earth.
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43. I sabotaged my own mission!
I helped save the Earth!
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44. I even yelled at Yellow Diamond!
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45. She's probably sending a whole fleet
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46. to find me and shatter me right now!
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47. I'm kind of a big deal.
A big, anti-Homeworld deal!
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48. Steven, I don't think
this is gonna work.
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49. Uh, um,
maybe we could put up a curtain?
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50. Er, sorry.
I thought this was gonna be okay.
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51. I forgot that the last time
you saw each other wasn't so okay.
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52. That was in the past.
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53. It's not like that now!
Aggh!
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54. - I know.
- But obviously she doesn't.
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55. She's the one that needs to know!
I want her to understand.
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56. Aw, Peridot, that's sweet.
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57. That's the "you" you need to show her.
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58. - Show her my sweet?
- I got you.
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59. Cards are a great way
to tell someone something
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60. if you can't be
face-to-face with them.
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61. Or if they don't want to see your face.
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62. You've got to give her a taste
of the sweet version of Peridot.
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63. Here, look.
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64. It's you and Lapis holding hands!
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65. Where are our noses?
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66. Oh, that's kind of
part of my style lately.
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67. Is not having fingers also your style?
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68. No, I'm ... I'm just
bad at drawing hands.
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69. Uh, so here's your part.
Come here.
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70. Write an apology inside to Lapis
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71. so she knows how sorry
you were about before,
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72. and that everything is okay now.
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73. If you write it from your heart,
your feelings will reach her.
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74. - Just try to be sincere.
- Hmm.
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75. Hey, Lazuli!
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76. Hey, Lazuli! Hey!
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77. - Ugh.
- Lazuli! Hey!
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78. Why isn't she responding?
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79. I'm not sure. I thought
she was up there.
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80. - Lapis?
- Huh?
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81. Are you up there?
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82. - Yes, Steven?
- Go on.
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83. Steven did the outside,
and I did the inside.
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84. "Sorry I interrogated you.
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85. You were just full of
such useful information.
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86. That's a sincere compliment.
Peridot."
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87. The noses!
One can only conclude that
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88. it was the lack of noses!
It seems illogical to me
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89. that it would be any
of the writing elements.
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90. It took me over an hour to compose it,
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91. and I was the most sincere,
as per Steven's instructions.
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92. It could be she's just
not much of a reader?
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93. - How about a gift?
- Another approach.
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94. - Yes. But what?
- Hmm. Think of things she likes.
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95. Things she likes...
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96. Lapis Lazulis are typically
partial to water and flying. Hmm.
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97. Ah!
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98. - No.
- No?
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99. - Nuh-uh. But if!
- Yeah?
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100. - Nah.
- Yeah, that'd probably be overdoing it.
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101. Hmm. Water...
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102. I think you have something with that.
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103. You can't see through those, right?
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104. Actually, yes.
But it's very blurry.
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105. Good to know.
Well, here we are!
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106. H-2 oh, my gosh!
It's a smaller than average lake!
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107. It's from the hole when we drilled.
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108. Peridot and I sealed it
and filled it with water.
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109. It's a gift for you. You know,
'cause water's your thing.
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110. Pretty good, right?
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111. The barn's out here in the country,
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112. but now you can get your
moisture fix whenever.
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113. Do all that water stuff you do.
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114. Water?
Seriously?
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115. - Yeah!
- You do realize that I spent
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116. the last few months trapped
under the ocean, right?
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117. Sure! But I thought...
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118. It was an endless, crushing darkness.
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119. Wet and bleak and suffocating.
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120. Water was the tomb
I lived in for those months.
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121. - Tomb, you say?
- Yeah.
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122. I'm kind of taking a
break from water right now.
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123. - But thanks... for the lake.
- Uhh.
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124. Don't worry, Steven.
It's not your fault.
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125. A pool!
What a cloddy idea.
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126. Of course she wouldn't like that.
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127. There's nothing! Nothing!
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128. - Nothing!
- There has to be something.
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129. Something, something.
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130. Maybe, uh, instead of something she likes,
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131. give her something you like.
A piece of you!
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132. Um... okay.
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133. How about m
"Camp pining hearts" DVD?
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134. - Which season?
- Five?
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135. - Trash.
- I know. Ugh!
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136. Log date ... whatever.
Facet ... whatever!
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137. Whatever!
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138. Clearly there is
nothing important enough
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139. for me to give to Lazuli.
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140. At least I have you, tape recorder.
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141. Ta-da!
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142. See, the ribbon is even blue.
I got your number.
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143. Uh, here.
I'll unwrap it for you.
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144. When I was stuck here,
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145. Steven gave me this
tape recorder as a gift,
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146. and I didn't really get it at first,
but it made me feel better.
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147. Just to talk about all the
weird stuff that was happening.
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148. It'll help you, too.
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149. You, uh, press the button to record,
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150. an-and th-then you talk into it.
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151. I don't want your garbage.
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152. Guh! What? Were you trapped
in a tape recorder, too?
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153. Look. I get it, you know.
You're confused.
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154. You can never go back to Homeworld.
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155. This place doesn't
exactly feel like home yet!
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156. You're alone! No one could
possibly know what that feels like!
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157. Oh, wait.
I do! We're the same!
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158. Except you don't have to be alone.
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159. So, tell me, then,
what you want from me.
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160. And whatever that is...
I'll do it.
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161. I want you...
to leave!
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162. Okay.
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163. Lapis, why are you being so mean to her?
She's really trying.
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164. - Why do you trust her, Steven?
- Because I know her!
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165. Lapis, you're not even
giving her a chance.
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166. You should've at least
gotten to know her
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167. before you decided you don't like her.
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168. Now it's too late.
And she's never coming back again.
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169. Oh, she's coming back again.
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170. They're here!
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171. Run!
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172. What is that thing?
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173. It's a roaming eye,
a Homeworld tracking vessel.
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174. I told you ... I'm
public enemy number one!
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175. - Ah!
- Oh.
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176. This is it, Steven!
They're going to wipe
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177. my precious grin off
the face of this planet!
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178. Stay behind me!
I'll protect you!
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179. - Holy smokes.
- Steven!
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180. - Holy smokes!
- Are you all right?
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181. We saw the ship and
came as fast as we could.
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182. Yeah, I'm okay.
Lapis saved us.
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183. But it looks like Homeworld
really has it out for Peridot.
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184. Peridot.
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185. Are you okay?
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186. Umm...
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