1. The rubies are back?Copy !req
2. They showed up on their
little ship acting very angry,Copy !req
3. so I put them in time-out.Copy !req
4. I thought we were done
with these guys.Copy !req
5. Why did you come back here?Copy !req
6. Let's release one and just
ask what they're up to.Copy !req
7. - Ooh! Ooh! Can I pick?
- Go for it.Copy !req
8. Hmm.Copy !req
9. Oh!
Let's talk to Leggy!Copy !req
10. - Leggy?
- I named themCopy !req
11. based on the placement
of their gems.Copy !req
12. There's Leggy, Army, Navy,
Eyeball, and, uh... Doc.Copy !req
13. Leggy seems like
the easiest to talk to.Copy !req
14. Leggy, come on down!Copy !req
15. Hey! Hi.
I'm Steven.Copy !req
16. What brings you back to Earth?Copy !req
17. Uh... I don't know?Copy !req
18. Oh, uh, I understand.Copy !req
19. I used to forget why we'd go
on missions all the time.Copy !req
20. I'll just go stand
over here then.Copy !req
21. Let's take a chance
on Army.Copy !req
22. Good afternoon!Copy !req
23. I'll tear you limb...Copy !req
24. - Huh?
- Hey. Don't be like that.Copy !req
25. Why, I ought to...Copy !req
26. Aw.Copy !req
27. - Hey, what the...
- Next!Copy !req
28. Uh... Navy?Copy !req
29. If I remember correctly,
we were on Earth...Copy !req
30. Uh...Copy !req
31. This is so embarrassing.Copy !req
32. Oh-ho.Copy !req
33. Oh.Copy !req
34. Okay.
Uh, eyeball?Copy !req
35. I'm not telling y'all
nothing about nothing!Copy !req
36. The only one left now
is, uh... Doc.Copy !req
37. Where's Jasper?Copy !req
38. Last time we came,Copy !req
39. you tricked us into playing
that stupid game!Copy !req
40. Then, you said,
"She's on Neptune,"Copy !req
41. so we looked,
and she wasn't there!Copy !req
42. She wasn't on NeptuneCopy !req
43. or any other planet in this
whole dang solar system!Copy !req
44. Tell us where she is
right now.Copy !req
45. No games, no tricks,
and no slick disguises.Copy !req
46. Yeah!Copy !req
47. Hey!Copy !req
48. I'm right here!Copy !req
49. Is she serious?
There's no way this is gonna...Copy !req
50. Look! It's Jasper!Copy !req
51. Jasper!
I'm Ruby 1F4-Cut-4ND.Copy !req
52. I fought in the war for Earth.Copy !req
53. Uh... at ease.Copy !req
54. I was on the ground in Facet 6
when I heard the taleCopy !req
55. of the Facet 9 Kindergarten
Quartz That Could.Copy !req
56. They said you popped out of
the ground with your helmet onCopy !req
57. and took out 80 Crystal Gems
before the sun went down.Copy !req
58. When I found out this mission
was to look for you,Copy !req
59. I nearly dissipated
my form!Copy !req
60. It is an honor
to finally meet you.Copy !req
61. Yup. That's me!Copy !req
62. Always huge, never small,
all the...Copy !req
63. all the time
since I was made!Copy !req
64. Wait a minute.Copy !req
65. You look different
than I thought you would.Copy !req
66. Oh, here it is.Copy !req
67. Oh, you must mean my tan ...
you know, from the sun.Copy !req
68. Stupid Earth sun!
Ah!Copy !req
69. I hate this planet!Copy !req
70. Curse this planet!Copy !req
71. Well, it's a good thing
we finally found you.Copy !req
72. Yellow Diamond
is awaiting your return.Copy !req
73. We'll take you
back to Homeworld right away.Copy !req
74. No! I mean...Copy !req
75. I, Jasper, have decided
to stay on Earth.Copy !req
76. - What?
- Why?Copy !req
77. Yeah, why, Jasper?Copy !req
78. Because I gotta stay here
with these guys.Copy !req
79. Yep, gotta keep 'em prisoner...
for the diamonds.Copy !req
80. Jasper.
Such devotion.Copy !req
81. Well, Yellow will definitely
want to know about this.Copy !req
82. You'll have to file a report
at the nearest Diamond base.Copy !req
83. - Where's that?
- I think we passed it on the way here.Copy !req
84. You dummies! It's, uh...
It's ... Hmm.Copy !req
85. It's there!Copy !req
86. I gotta hold this all
the way to the moon?Copy !req
87. Uh, hold this.
Hold these... prisoners.Copy !req
88. Gotta bring the rebel prisoners
if we're going to the moon.Copy !req
89. Can't leave them here
unsupervised.Copy !req
90. Very well.
To the ship!Copy !req
91. What are you doing?
This isn't going to work.Copy !req
92. You can't hold that form forever.Copy !req
93. I can do this.Copy !req
94. We'll go to the moon, come back,
and they'll leave us alone.Copy !req
95. Just play along.Copy !req
96. Oh, hey! You guys want
to be prisoners, too?Copy !req
97. - Not really.
- All right. Just checking.Copy !req
98. Hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup!Copy !req
99. Whoa.
It's huge in here!Copy !req
100. I thought it'd be super-cramped.Copy !req
101. Hey!
This ain't no pleasure cruise!Copy !req
102. Yeah!Copy !req
103. Show some respect,
you crystal germs!Copy !req
104. Yeah, you tell 'em, Jasper!Copy !req
105. I bet they got
those germs from Earth!Copy !req
106. Aw, curses!Copy !req
107. I can't believe
we've been caught!Copy !req
108. And by none other
than Jasper!Copy !req
109. I'm so cross over it.Copy !req
110. Uh-huh.Copy !req
111. That sure is Jasper ...
the one that caught us.Copy !req
112. Harumph.Copy !req
113. Of all the indignities!Copy !req
114. Do what you want.
I'll never talk.Copy !req
115. Huh, I wish.Copy !req
116. Yeah.
She talks a lot!Copy !req
117. Go sit over there now!Copy !req
118. Wow!
Jasper's so funny and strong!Copy !req
119. I was just thinking that!Copy !req
120. This is fun!Copy !req
121. Jasper!
Agh! I'm Jasper!Copy !req
122. Please feel free to take
my seat right up front...Copy !req
123. the captain's seat.Copy !req
124. It would be an honor.Copy !req
125. Yeah.Copy !req
126. Yes. Sure thing.Copy !req
127. I hope it's to your liking.Copy !req
128. It's all right.Copy !req
129. You can go aheadCopy !req
130. and head towards the moon base
whenever you're ready.Copy !req
131. Buh...Copy !req
132. Of course!
Heh.Copy !req
133. Hmm.Copy !req
134. Uh...Copy !req
135. Uh, listen.Copy !req
136. I'm Jasper,
and I'm too worn outCopy !req
137. from catching rebels to fly,Copy !req
138. so I'll just sit here, like this,Copy !req
139. and you work the thing
to get us to the moon.Copy !req
140. - Got it?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
141. To the moon, then?Copy !req
142. To the moon, then!Copy !req
143. To the moon, then!Copy !req
144. We'll be arriving shortly.Copy !req
145. Hey, keep my seat warm while
I check on our, uh, prisoners.Copy !req
146. Yes, Jasper.
Good idea.Copy !req
147. No!
Stay away from us, you brute!Copy !req
148. Tone it down, Pearl.Copy !req
149. That one ruby wants
to throw you out into space.Copy !req
150. Sorry.
Got a bit carried away.Copy !req
151. Uh, you okay, Amethyst?Copy !req
152. You've been holding that form
forever now.Copy !req
153. I've got it
under control.Copy !req
154. Hey, my seat better still be
warm when I get over there!Copy !req
155. All clear!Copy !req
156. Right this way,
Jasper.Copy !req
157. Oh, Jasper,
won't you ever let us go?Copy !req
158. Look at this place ...
frozen in time.Copy !req
159. An era-one base.Copy !req
160. Her era-one base.Copy !req
161. It was a tragedy,
what happened to her.Copy !req
162. Who is that anyway?Copy !req
163. Were you made yesterday?Copy !req
164. That is Pink Diamond.Copy !req
165. Jasper, maybe it's best
if you explain.Copy !req
166. What, me?
No. No, you do it.Copy !req
167. I'm, like,
too messed up about it.Copy !req
168. I understand.Copy !req
169. She was
your original diamond.Copy !req
170. Earth was
Pink Diamond's colony.Copy !req
171. Everything was going smoothly
at first.Copy !req
172. Kindergartens were incubating
their first soldiers,Copy !req
173. big, warm pieces of quartz ...
like this mountain over here...Copy !req
174. were being created from its rich
minerals with great success.Copy !req
175. Then ... bam!Copy !req
176. One of Pink Diamond's
very own quartz soldiersCopy !req
177. started a rebellion
and took it too far.Copy !req
178. Where were you
when it happened?Copy !req
179. Oh, you know, around.Copy !req
180. I was there.
I saw it with my own eye.Copy !req
181. I watched the leader
of the Crystal Gems...Copy !req
182. Rose Quartz ...
shatter Pink Diamond!Copy !req
183. No.Copy !req
184. Rose Quartz
would never do that!Copy !req
185. A-And, sure,
she had to fight but...Copy !req
186. but she would never
shatter someone!Copy !req
187. Hey!
We got a problem.Copy !req
188. The panel is broken.
The communicator is gone!Copy !req
189. There's no way to contact
Yellow Diamond from this hub.Copy !req
190. - Crystal Gems!
- Unbelievable!Copy !req
191. - Rude!
- No respect!Copy !req
192. See!Copy !req
193. They'll stoop
to anything!Copy !req
194. We'll have to take you
to HomeworldCopy !req
195. to file a report in person.Copy !req
196. I can't!Copy !req
197. I can't go!Copy !req
198. - Huh?
- I don't understand.Copy !req
199. - What do you mean?
- What's going on?Copy !req
200. You know what?
You know me.Copy !req
201. Do me a favor and go back homeCopy !req
202. and file the report for me.Copy !req
203. I'm trusting you, soldier.Copy !req
204. Wow.Copy !req
205. Of course!Copy !req
206. That settles it.Copy !req
207. All right, rubies,
back to the ship!Copy !req
208. All right, Amethyst!Copy !req
209. You really
held it together.Copy !req
210. You did it.Copy !req
211. - I told you you could.
- Aw.Copy !req
212. Hey, you need a ride
back to Earth?Copy !req
213. I could sit on your lap
if you want, uh...Copy !req
214. What?Copy !req
215. I'm still Jasper!Copy !req
216. We've been tricked again?Copy !req
217. No way!Copy !req
218. Rubies, assemble!Copy !req
219. Hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup.Copy !req
220. Yeah!Copy !req
221. Yeah!Copy !req
222. We won't let you trick us again!Copy !req
223. Hey, rubies!Copy !req
224. If you're gonna fight,
take it outside!Copy !req
225. You can't get rid of us that easy!Copy !req
226. I bet she can.Copy !req
227. Oof!Copy !req
228. Steven!Copy !req