Steven Universe 3x16

Directed by

Jackie Buscarino as Vidalia (voice) • Tom Scharpling as Greg (voice) • Susan Egan as Rose Quartz (voice) • Brian Posehn as Sour Cream / TV Voice (voice)

Greg tells Steven the story of the time he and Rose babysat Sour Cream for Vidalia.

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1. ♪ Amethyst

2. ♪ And Pearl

3. And Steven!

4. Bye! Thanks for coming!

5. Man, two customers!

6. The car wash hasn't been that busy

7. since that mud tornado 15 years ago.

8. They called it "The mud-nado."

9. Wow! You've worked here longer than I've been alive!

10. How'd you even get this job?

11. Well, I was hanging out with your mom, and —

12. Hold the phone!

13. Oh, you're getting fast there.

14. Don't tell me, sing me!

15. You rascal!

16. Can I ever tell you a story without working in a song again?

17. I'm playing it by ear.

18. Oh, that's not even enough for a bad hot dog.

19. Sup, Vidalia?

20. Greg...

21. What a surprise.

22. Ready to eat?

23. You're gonna love these mushed up carrots!

24. Ooh!

25. Someone's excited!

26. Get ready.

27. Oh, you're too cool for mushed up carrots?

28. Meh. I'm hungry for babies!

29. Hey, I'm trying to negotiate here.

30. Ooh! You got the good stuff.

31. Doesn't your magical girlfriend know how to cook?

32. Nah, Rose doesn't really need to eat, but I do.

33. Hmm. So have you done anything lately —

34. besides worship everything she does?

35. I've been working on some songs for my new album.

36. Oh, the same new album

37. you've been working on for six months?

38. Yep!

39. Oh, that's good.

40. How's baby life?

41. How does it look?

42. Hard.

43. Mind if I bum around here for the day?

44. No more than usual.

45. Man, you're really selling me on that cereal, Universe.

46. It's so good!

47. Come to mama.

48. Thanks for leaving me all the cereal dust, Greg!

49. No problem!

50. Ugh! What am I supposed to eat now?

51. Mmm! Oh, good idea, Sour Cream!

52. Coming this fall —

53. He's a little butler with a big attitude.

54. Vidalia, have you seen this com—

55. Whoa! My couch!

56. Whoops!

57. I guess I made a mess, huh?

58. Uhp-uhp! Take it off.

59. Oh, yeah, sorry.

60. Whoa, that's a look.

61. Where'd you get that shirt?

62. T-shirt shop.

63. You bought that?

64. No, it's my uniform.

65. I work there starting today.

66. You sold out, V.

67. Got to grow up sometime.

68. Hello?

69. Uh-huh.

70. Wait, what do you mean you can't come?

71. Death in the family?

72. Wait, a hamster doesn't count!

73. You can't do this to me!

74. Look, I — I really need —

75. Hey! Hello?

76. Aaaah!

77. Lousy 12-year-old!

78. What happened?

79. Listen, Greg, my babysitter cancelled.

80. I need you to watch Sour Cream for me while I'm at work.

81. Can you do it?

82. Oh, yeah. Why not?

83. I'm not doing anything.

84. I think.

85. Trust me, you're not.

86. Okay, don't forget, diaper bag's over there,

87. snacks are over there.

88. Emergency number's on the fridge.

89. And if anything bad happens to my kid,

90. you better pray your space goddess' magic

91. can bring people back from the dead,

92. because I will destroy you.

93. Have fun at work.

94. So, how about it, Sour Cream,

95. you ready to spend the day with your rad Unkie Greg?

96. Meh.

97. You really are Vidalia's son, aren't you?

98. There you go.

99. Okay. Baby Sour Cream, meet sun screen.

100. Oh, can't forget these!

101. You're one cool baby!

102. Hi, Greg!

103. Hi, Rose.

104. Greg!

105. Where did you get this mini human from?

106. Oh, this is Sour Cream.

107. Did you make him?

108. Wh-what?

109. No. I'm just babysitting for Vidalia.

110. Hi, Sour Cream.

111. I'm Rose.

112. Hey, let's show this baby how to beach it.

113. Yeah!

114. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-haw!

115. That feels great!

116. Hey, Sour Cream, look at me.

117. I'm a sand man!

118. I guess he just likes siting on this blanket.

119. You wouldn't believe how long it took me to figure out

120. that this and you are the same thing.

121. What do you mean?

122. You're both human.

123. You have to admit, it's a little confusing.

124. Your big and can talk,

125. and he's small and can only make noises.

126. How was I supposed to know you were the same species?

127. What?

128. I know, it's silly.

129. But then I started to notice that you grow.

130. Well, can't play guitar with little baby hands.

131. When a gem is made, it's for a reason.

132. They burst out of the ground

133. already knowing what they're supposed to be, and then...

134. that's what they are.

135. Forever.

136. But you, you're supposed to change.

137. You're never the same even moment to moment —

138. you're allowed and expected to invent who you are.

139. What an incredible power — the ability to "grow up."

140. Wow.

141. Those would make some pretty good lyrics.

142. Hold on. Watch Sour Cream a second.

143. I got to write this down!

144. All right, what were you saying?

145. Something really profound, yet relatable?

146. Oh, my gosh! Vidalia is gonna destroy me!

147. Sour Cream!

148. Rose!

149. Where are you guys?

150. Rose!

151. Hyah!

152. Sour cream?

153. Are y'all up there?

154. Sour Cream!

155. Rose cream!

156. Rose?

157. Greg.

158. Rose!

159. Wow, you look tired.

160. Thank goodness I found the both —

161. Where's Sour Cream?

162. I thought you were gonna watch him for me!

163. Oh, I watched him.

164. I watched him climb all the way...

165. up there.

166. Isn't this exciting?

167. This'll be a formative experience for him.

168. Well, not if he falls!

169. Come on!

170. Okay.

171. I'll try and get him down.

172. Phew.

173. Hey, Baby Cream, stay right there.

174. Whew.

175. How can you be so calm right now?

176. Uh... How do I get...

177. Mmmmmmmmm!

178. Rose!

179. Help me out!

180. Are those the controls over there?

181. Right, yes. Hold on.

182. I think you got to pull one of those levers!

183. This one?

184. Whoa! It's, uh, going a little too fast.

185. Hold on, Sour Cream.

186. Whoa!

187. Rose, get me off this crazy thing!

188. Ugh! Leave Greg alone!

189. No-o-o-o-o-o!

190. Greg!

191. Hup!

192. Aaaah! Oof!

193. Greg.

194. Sour Cream!

195. Whew! He's safe.

196. Why did you let him climb that thing?

197. He wanted to.

198. Well, Rose, you can't just let him do whatever he wants.

199. But you do whatever you want, and you're fine.

200. Yeah, but I'm not a baby.

201. I don't need someone to feed me or change my clothes.

202. I don't need someone to save me

203. when I climb on to a Ferris wheel and...

204. Oh, man.

205. I ama baby.

206. Do you want to get down?

207. Yeah.

208. Aw, look at you. Did you have fun with Greg, Sour Cream?

209. Oh, yeah.

210. Nothing but safe wholesome fun with Unkie Greg.

211. Listen, Vidalia,

212. um, thanks for the food and everything else.

213. Today has been quite a journey.

214. Okay?

215. Your shirt's clean.

216. You want it back, or are you just gonna go

217. for a topless stroll?

218. Hey, we all got to grow up sometime, right?

219. That's not really relevant to my question.

220. Wow. And you've worked here ever since.

221. That's right.

222. You know, people grow, whether they want to or not.

223. But growing up is something you got to decide to do.

224. Hey, what ever happened to Baby Sour Cream?

225. No one knows.

226. Meh.