1. Bye!
Thanks for coming!
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2. Man, two customers!
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3. The car wash hasn't been
that busy
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4. since that mud tornado
15 years ago.
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5. They called it
"The mud-nado."
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6. Wow! You've worked here
longer than I've been alive!
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7. How'd you even get this job?
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8. Well, I was hanging out
with your mom, and...
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9. Hold the phone!
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10. Oh, you're getting
fast there.
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11. Don't tell me, sing me!
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12. You rascal!
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13. Can I ever tell you a story
without working in a song again?
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14. I'm playing it by ear.
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15. Oh, that's not even enough
for a bad hot dog.
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16. Sup, Vidalia?
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17. Greg...
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18. What a surprise.
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19. Ready to eat?
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20. You're gonna love
these mushed up carrots!
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21. Ooh!
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22. Someone's excited!
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23. Get ready.
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24. Oh, you're too cool
for mushed up carrots?
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25. Meh.
I'm hungry for babies!
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26. Hey, I'm trying
to negotiate here.
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27. Ooh!
You got the good stuff.
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28. Doesn't your magical girlfriend
know how to cook?
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29. Nah, Rose doesn't really
need to eat, but I do.
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30. Hmm. So have you
done anything lately...
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31. besides worship
everything she does?
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32. I've been working on some songs
for my new album.
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33. Oh, the same new album
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34. you've been working on
for six months?
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35. Yep!
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36. Oh, that's good.
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37. How's baby life?
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38. How does it look?
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39. Hard.
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40. Mind if I bum around here
for the day?
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41. No more than usual.
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42. Man, you're really selling me
on that cereal, Universe.
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43. It's so good!
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44. Come to mama.
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45. Thanks for leaving me
all the cereal dust, Greg!
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46. No problem!
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47. Ugh!
What am I supposed to eat now?
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48. Mmm!
Oh, good idea, Sour Cream!
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49. Coming this fall...
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50. He's a little
butler with a big attitude.
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51. Vidalia, have you seen
this com...
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52. Whoa!
My couch!
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53. Whoops!
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54. I guess
I made a mess, huh?
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55. Uhp-uhp! Take it off.
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56. Oh, yeah, sorry.
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57. Whoa, that's a look.
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58. Where'd you get
that shirt?
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59. T-shirt shop.
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60. You bought that?
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61. No, it's my uniform.
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62. I work there
starting today.
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63. You sold out, V.
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64. Got to grow up sometime.
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65. Hello?
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66. Uh-huh.
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67. Wait, what do you mean
you can't come?
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68. Death in the family?
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69. Wait,
a hamster doesn't count!
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70. You can't do this to me!
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71. Look, I ... I really need...
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72. Hey! Hello?
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73. Aaaah!
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74. Lousy 12-year-old!
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75. What happened?
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76. Listen, Greg,
my babysitter cancelled.
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77. I need you to watch Sour Cream
for me while I'm at work.
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78. Can you do it?
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79. Oh, yeah.
Why not?
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80. I'm not doing anything.
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81. I think.
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82. Trust me, you're not.
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83. Okay, don't forget,
diaper bag's over there,
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84. snacks are over there.
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85. Emergency number's
on the fridge.
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86. And if anything bad happens
to my kid,
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87. you better pray
your space goddess' magic
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88. can bring people
back from the dead,
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89. because I will destroy you.
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90. Have fun at work.
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91. So, how about it, Sour Cream,
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92. you ready to spend the day
with your rad Unkie Greg?
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93. Meh.
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94. You really are Vidalia's son,
aren't you?
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95. There you go.
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96. Okay. Baby Sour Cream,
meet sun screen.
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97. Oh, can't forget these!
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98. You're one cool baby!
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99. Hi, Greg!
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100. Hi, Rose.
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101. Greg!
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102. Where did you get this
mini human from?
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103. Oh, this is
Sour Cream.
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104. Did you make him?
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105. Wh-what?
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106. No. I'm just
babysitting for Vidalia.
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107. Hi, Sour Cream.
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108. I'm Rose.
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109. Hey, let's show this baby
how to beach it.
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110. Yeah!
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111. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yee-haw!
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112. That feels great!
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113. Hey, Sour Cream,
look at me.
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114. I'm a sand man!
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115. I guess he just likes
siting on this blanket.
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116. You wouldn't believe how long
it took me to figure out
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117. that this and you
are the same thing.
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118. What do you mean?
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119. You're both human.
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120. You have to admit,
it's a little confusing.
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121. Your big and can talk,
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122. and he's small
and can only make noises.
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123. How was I supposed to know
you were the same species?
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124. What?
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125. I know, it's silly.
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126. But then I started
to notice that you grow.
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127. Well, can't play guitar
with little baby hands.
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128. When a gem is made,
it's for a reason.
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129. They burst out of the ground
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130. already knowing what they're
supposed to be, and then...
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131. that's what they are.
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132. Forever.
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133. But you, you're supposed
to change.
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134. You're never the same
even moment to moment...
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135. you're allowed and expected
to invent who you are.
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136. What an incredible power ...
the ability to "grow up."
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137. Wow.
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138. Those would make
some pretty good lyrics.
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139. Hold on.
Watch Sour Cream a second.
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140. I got to write this down!
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141. All right,
what were you saying?
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142. Something really profound,
yet relatable?
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143. Oh, my gosh!
Vidalia is gonna destroy me!
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144. Sour Cream!
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145. Rose!
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146. Where are you guys?
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147. Rose!
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148. Hyah!
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149. Sour cream?
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150. Are y'all up there?
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151. Sour Cream!
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152. Rose cream!
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153. Rose?
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154. Greg.
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155. Rose!
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156. Wow, you look tired.
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157. Thank goodness I found
the both...
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158. Where's Sour Cream?
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159. I thought you were gonna
watch him for me!
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160. Oh, I watched him.
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161. I watched him climb
all the way...
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162. up there.
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163. Isn't this exciting?
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164. This'll be a formative
experience for him.
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165. Well, not if he falls!
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166. Come on!
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167. Okay.
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168. I'll try and get him down.
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169. Phew.
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170. Hey, Baby Cream,
stay right there.
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171. Whew.
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172. How can you be so calm
right now?
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173. Uh...
How do I get...
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174. Mmmmmmmmm!
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175. Rose!
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176. Help me out!
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177. Are those the controls
over there?
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178. Right, yes.
Hold on.
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179. I think you got to pull
one of those levers!
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180. This one?
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181. Whoa! It's, uh, going
a little too fast.
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182. Hold on, Sour Cream.
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183. Whoa!
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184. Rose, get me off
this crazy thing!
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185. Ugh!
Leave Greg alone!
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186. No-o-o-o-o-o!
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187. Greg!
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188. Hup!
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189. Aaaah!
Oof!
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190. Greg.
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191. Sour Cream!
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192. Whew!
He's safe.
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193. Why did you let him
climb that thing?
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194. He wanted to.
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195. Well, Rose, you can't just let
him do whatever he wants.
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196. But you do whatever you want,
and you're fine.
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197. Yeah, but I'm not a baby.
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198. I don't need someone to feed me
or change my clothes.
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199. I don't need someone
to save me
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200. when I climb on to
a Ferris wheel and...
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201. Oh, man.
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202. I am a baby.
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203. Do you want to get down?
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204. Yeah.
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205. Aw, look at you. Did you have
fun with Greg, Sour Cream?
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206. Oh, yeah.
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207. Nothing but safe wholesome fun
with Unkie Greg.
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208. Listen, Vidalia,
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209. um, thanks for the food
and everything else.
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210. Today has been
quite a journey.
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211. Okay?
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212. Your shirt's clean.
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213. You want it back,
or are you just gonna go
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214. for a topless stroll?
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215. Hey, we all got to grow up
sometime, right?
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216. That's not really relevant
to my question.
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217. Wow. And you've worked here
ever since.
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218. That's right.
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219. You know, people grow,
whether they want to or not.
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220. But growing up is something
you got to decide to do.
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221. Hey, what ever happened
to Baby Sour Cream?
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222. No one knows.
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223. Meh.
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