1. ♪ AmethystCopy !req
2. ♪ And PearlCopy !req
3. And Steven!Copy !req
4. Give... me...Copy !req
5. the...Copy !req
6. Just hurry up and say it,
Steven.Copy !req
7. Mm, actually...Copy !req
8. what else you got?Copy !req
9. You could order
actual fries.Copy !req
10. Nah. Let's really try and shake
things up today.Copy !req
11. I want to order
"off menu."Copy !req
12. You always order
off menu, Steven.Copy !req
13. Let me see
what I can find.Copy !req
14. I'll be back in a sec.Copy !req
15. I really appreciate it!Copy !req
16. Steven!Copy !req
17. Check this out!Copy !req
18. Boom!Copy !req
19. Mozzarella sticks!Copy !req
20. With all the fixin's?Copy !req
21. I can't
believe it either!Copy !req
22. They were way back in the
freezer for some reason.Copy !req
23. Feels good to fry something else
for a change.Copy !req
24. Thanks, Peedee.Copy !req
25. Steven!Copy !req
26. What is this?Copy !req
27. Um...Copy !req
28. Bread...
cheese...Copy !req
29. marinara sauce!Copy !req
30. The basic elements
of a pizza!Copy !req
31. Where did it come from?Copy !req
32. Mm.Copy !req
33. Fryman...Copy !req
34. infringing
on my business.Copy !req
35. I have been ready
for this day!Copy !req
36. "Now serving fries!"?Copy !req
37. So... it begins anew.Copy !req
38. Eh, Kofi?Copy !req
39. Just like old times,
Fryman.Copy !req
40. Kofi!Copy !req
41. Fryman!Copy !req
42. Res-tau-rant
wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!Copy !req
43. Oh!Copy !req
44. Too many carbs.Copy !req
45. Peedee?Copy !req
46. Don't look at me,
Steven.Copy !req
47. But...Copy !req
48. I said,
don't look at me!Copy !req
49. W-What happened?Copy !req
50. I violated
the food treaty.Copy !req
51. What do you mean?Copy !req
52. Years ago...Copy !req
53. my dad and Kofi
signed an agreementCopy !req
54. to not steal each
other's business,Copy !req
55. but when I fried up
those mozzarella sticks,Copy !req
56. I re-ignited
the hot oil of war.Copy !req
57. Don't blame yourself.Copy !req
58. I was the one who wanted
to shake things up.Copy !req
59. Oh, yeah.
It's your fault.Copy !req
60. Hey, Steven!Copy !req
61. As a valued customer,
I want to know your thoughtsCopy !req
62. on our new menu item —
deep-fried pizza.Copy !req
63. A-Actually, could I just
get some fries?Copy !req
64. Sorry,
we're all out of fries.Copy !req
65. What?
Even the bits?Copy !req
66. We have pizza bits now.Copy !req
67. But how can you guys
be out of fries?Copy !req
68. This is the Fry Shop!
You're Fryman!Copy !req
69. Look at your hair.Copy !req
70. What about my hair?Copy !req
71. I can't connect to
Fish Stew Pizza's Wi-Fi!Copy !req
72. Hey, you got no time
for Interneting.Copy !req
73. You're doing
deliveries now.Copy !req
74. But I don't even
have a car!Copy !req
75. You got those wheelie shoes,
don't ya?Copy !req
76. Yeah.Copy !req
77. Jenny, you're working
the counter?Copy !req
78. I know, right?Copy !req
79. Things have been crazy since
the war has been back on!Copy !req
80. The phones have been ringing
off the hook.Copy !req
81. I'll get it!Copy !req
82. Thanks for calling
Fish Stew Pizza.Copy !req
83. We do fries now.Copy !req
84. Anyway, I'm obligated
to tell youCopy !req
85. about our special
new menu item —Copy !req
86. French-fried pizza
with a French-fried crustCopy !req
87. and twice-baked French fries
on the side.Copy !req
88. 'Cause we do fries now.Copy !req
89. I'd rather just have
my usual —Copy !req
90. Steven!Copy !req
91. Oh. Hey, Kofi.Copy !req
92. Before you place
your order,Copy !req
93. you must sign
these papers...Copy !req
94. and pledge your allegiance
to Fish Stew Pizza!Copy !req
95. Not only that, you'll be issued
a brand-new, permanent,Copy !req
96. V.I.P.
pizza-eater card!Copy !req
97. Aah!Copy !req
98. Steven!Copy !req
99. Come back!Copy !req
100. Hey, Steven, y-you forgot
your pizza bits!Copy !req
101. What? Aah!Copy !req
102. Steven, let me reward you
for being such a good customer!Copy !req
103. Aah!Copy !req
104. What have I done?Copy !req
105. Thank you all for coming.Copy !req
106. Ronaldo...
Kiki... Jenny...Copy !req
107. and Peedee, I've called you all
here tonight because...Copy !req
108. this war between your parents
has to stop!Copy !req
109. Steven, how do you think
we feel?Copy !req
110. Do you know how many metal
concerts I've missedCopy !req
111. because of this war?Copy !req
112. How many?Copy !req
113. Mm, like... one.Copy !req
114. Do you know how much blogging
I haven't been able to do?Copy !req
115. I don't,
but this is all my fault!Copy !req
116. If only my taste buds weren't
so adventurous.Copy !req
117. But I promise to find a way
to work this out!Copy !req
118. How?Copy !req
119. There's no end in sight
to all this fighting.Copy !req
120. Hmm.Copy !req
121. We need to stop this hateCopy !req
122. with some sort of opposite
of hate.Copy !req
123. Ronaldo!
Hmm?Copy !req
124. - Kiki!
- Hmm?Copy !req
125. You're sitting
next to each other.Copy !req
126. Where are you going
with this, Steven?Copy !req
127. You guys should pretend
to be in love!Copy !req
128. There won't be any time
for fightingCopy !req
129. if your families have to plan
a wedding together!Copy !req
130. Well...
I guess we could try?Copy !req
131. Anything to get this war
over with.Copy !req
132. All right!Copy !req
133. We'll fight this war
with the power of love!Copy !req
134. No way!Copy !req
135. We can't do this
because I...Copy !req
136. have a girlfriend.Copy !req
137. Where's she at, though?Copy !req
138. You said
what I was thinking.Copy !req
139. Okay, you don't have to pretend
to get married.Copy !req
140. Just pretend to be in love
long enoughCopy !req
141. to get this feud
over with.Copy !req
142. I...Copy !req
143. got a bad feeling
about this.Copy !req
144. Shut up, Ronaldo!Copy !req
145. Nothing bad
is going to happen,Copy !req
146. and you'll get
to spend timeCopy !req
147. with the cutest girl
in Beach City.Copy !req
148. Ah, Kiki, my darling!Copy !req
149. Oh, Ronaldo, my sweet!Copy !req
150. My dear, sweet Kiki,
who I love with all my blog.Copy !req
151. What the...Copy !req
152. Oh, Ronaldo,Copy !req
153. you're so sweet and quirky
in a way I can tolerate.Copy !req
154. Kiki, why aren't you in here,
working your shift?Copy !req
155. Yeah, come on, Ronaldo.Copy !req
156. We got customers
to take care of.Copy !req
157. But, Dad, ever since
this war started,Copy !req
158. I've had to spend
countless hoursCopy !req
159. away from my beloved Kiki.Copy !req
160. What? What?Copy !req
161. It's true.Copy !req
162. The only way for us to be
together is if we quit working!Copy !req
163. Are you telling me
that you twoCopy !req
164. are involved in
a romantic relationship?Copy !req
165. That's right, Steven.
We have been for some time now.Copy !req
166. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
167. You two are only hugging,
right?Copy !req
168. Uh, yes, sir!
Just hugs and longing looks!Copy !req
169. Well, Kofi,
love is a beautiful thing.Copy !req
170. Yes, love is beautiful.Copy !req
171. We must end this feud in order
for this love to blossom.Copy !req
172. Yeah!Copy !req
173. The restaurant war
is officially over!Copy !req
174. Ronaldo?Copy !req
175. I come all this way to return
your "Koala Princess" DVDs,Copy !req
176. only to find you
with another girl?Copy !req
177. Wha-a-a-a-a-t?Copy !req
178. Jane, my sweet,
this was all just a trickCopy !req
179. to get my dad to stop selling
mozzarella sticks!Copy !req
180. Save it for your blog —Copy !req
181. Keep Beach City Single!Copy !req
182. Jane, my ohime sama!Copy !req
183. Ohh!Copy !req
184. The deal is off!Copy !req
185. Fine by me!
Peedee, fire up those fryers!Copy !req
186. Kiki, pick up the phone!Copy !req
187. Jane!Copy !req
188. Ugh,
what are we gonna do?Copy !req
189. Mm...Copy !req
190. Peedee said the last time
the war endedCopy !req
191. because your dad and his dad
came together to sign a treaty.Copy !req
192. How did that happen?Copy !req
193. Well, you know
where Suitcase Sam's is?Copy !req
194. It used to be a restaurant
called The Everything Buffet.Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah!
They sold everything!Copy !req
196. But it wrecked
the boardwalk's economy!Copy !req
197. Not one store
could compete.Copy !req
198. But just when everyone thought
all hope was lost,Copy !req
199. our dad and Fryman teamed up
and ran them out of town.Copy !req
200. Hmm.
Another restaurant, eh?Copy !req
201. I think I have a plan.Copy !req
202. Welcome to the grand opening
of Steven's.Copy !req
203. Right this way.Copy !req
204. Hmm, nice ambiance.Copy !req
205. It's all right.Copy !req
206. There are not
enough tables!Copy !req
207. There are just enough
tables, Daddy.Copy !req
208. Hello, gentlemen.
May I take your order?Copy !req
209. I'm full —
of sadness!Copy !req
210. I will have
the Fantastic Fries.Copy !req
211. Order taken.Copy !req
212. I bet they're not
as fantastic as ours.Copy !req
213. And for you?Copy !req
214. I will have
the Pizza Bagel!Copy !req
215. I doubt a Pizza Bagel can beat
pizza that isn't on a bagel.Copy !req
216. Ah, let's see.Copy !req
217. Wonderful —
two of our best dishes.Copy !req
218. Our only dishes.Copy !req
219. Amethyst, order up!
Fire one fry and one pizza!Copy !req
220. Yes, Chef!Copy !req
221. Here's your order, sir.Copy !req
222. Pizza on a bagel, indeed!Copy !req
223. And for you, sir.Copy !req
224. Uh, can I get some ketchup?Copy !req
225. Sorry, no additions
or substitutions.Copy !req
226. This place is all talk.Copy !req
227. You can't have fries
without ketchup.Copy !req
228. The ketchup...
is inside the fries?Copy !req
229. Heh.Copy !req
230. There's cream cheese
in this pizza bagel.Copy !req
231. It adds a whole other level
of flavor!Copy !req
232. And with pizza on a bagel,Copy !req
233. you can eat pizza anytime!Copy !req
234. It's amazing!Copy !req
235. It's genius!Copy !req
236. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
237. Hmm.Copy !req
238. Ah, gentlemen,Copy !req
239. I hope you enjoyed
your meal.Copy !req
240. Is there something
I can help you with?Copy !req
241. Steven, we didn't want to have
to do this, but...Copy !req
242. Please,
shut this place down!Copy !req
243. What's this?Copy !req
244. You want me to close
my lovely establishment?Copy !req
245. Steven, we're begging you!Copy !req
246. We can't compete with a place
like this!Copy !req
247. You'll drive us
out of business!Copy !req
248. There's already a line!Copy !req
249. I'll close up shop
under one condition.Copy !req
250. Anything!Copy !req
251. Stop this foolish war!Copy !req
252. Cook for yourselves and the good
of the boardwalk!Copy !req
253. No more cooking
out of hate and spite!Copy !req
254. Let's just do
what we do best!Copy !req
255. Agreed!Copy !req
256. Good job, Daddy.Copy !req
257. Do you hear that, Ronaldo?
The war's over!Copy !req
258. Glad that's settled.Copy !req
259. Y'all help me
clean this place up.Copy !req
260. Sorry.
We on break.Copy !req