Steven Universe 3x11

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Steven and Connie get into a high-speed car race with their biggest foe.

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1. They told me there wasn't enough room

2. on the road for the Universe.

3. And I told them, the Universe is my road.

4. Vroom, vroom!

5. Steven? Steven?

6. Oh, hey, Connie!

7. Thanks for letting me practice, Ddad. This car's great!

8. But I think it might be too small to live in.

9. Ah, the van's still home sweet home.

10. I just thought now that I'm swimming in dough,

11. - why not get a new car? - A new car?

12. But it's got this big "used" sticker on it.

13. I like to think of it as more "experience" than "used."

14. This baby's a Dondai Supremo from the era of frosted tips,

15. mood rings, slap bracelets.

16. You know, before you kids were born.

17. What a time to be alive.

18. I've had my eye on the Dondai since way back when.

19. I loved that car.

20. I wanted that car.

21. Also, these things are crazy on the road.

22. Front wheel suspension, tons of ponies.

23. But best of all... it has a tape deck!

24. Give me a wash, old man.

25. Uh, right away, young man.

26. - Is that...? - Kevin!

27. I didn't say iron the socks. I said I want my socks pressed.

28. Whoa ... wait, wait. Careful with the tires, grandpa.

29. I got a big race today,

30. and my car has to look as beautiful as me.

31. Back off, Kevin! He's not a grandpa!

32. He's just a regular pa!

33. Have we met before? I think I'd remember a twerp like you.

34. You do remember a twerp like me!

35. You ... You just look like another guy we know.

36. That's impossible. There's only one... Kevin.

37. Hey! He forgot to...

38. - Eh, what do I care? I'm rich. - I hate Kevin!

39. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

40. Watch the four letters, Schtuball. Hate's a strong word.

41. It's a strong feeling, too.

42. - Do you know that guy? - Well, kinda.

43. When we fused into Stevonnie, we met him at the dance and...

44. - He was a creep! - Steven!

45. That's five letters!

46. He kept asking us to dance with him, even though we said no.

47. It was really... uncomfortable.

48. He didn't even care about how we felt ... at all!

49. I had no idea that happened.

50. I'm really sorry.

51. That guy, he's not even worth the time of day.

52. Don't even give him the satisfaction of thinking about him.

53. Thanks, Mr. Universe.

54. - Still mad about Kevin? - Yes.

55. - Me too. - You don't seem mad.

56. I'm thinking mad. I still feel like there's something big

57. I want to say to him, you know?

58. Something to make him think, like we're thinking.

59. Yeah. Too bad we can't just race against him...

60. to use the first place ribbon

61. - to wipe that smug look off his face! - But we're kids.

62. Kids can't drive. That's against the law.

63. We weren't kids when we met Kevin.

64. - I smell what you're steppin' in. - Ew.

65. Ugh! My practice didn't pay off at all! That was so bad!

66. I know, baby, I'm the worst.

67. Anyone else think they can beat me

68. and my Himitsu X-12 on the downhill course,

69. step right up.

70. Come on, how am I going to get a cool-down lap

71. if no one wants to go?

72. - I'll race you! - Huh?

73. Ha! Is that a '96 Supremo?

74. Uh... I think it's a Dondai?

75. - A Supremo is a Dondai! - Wow. Really?

76. Are you saying you don't know the true power of the Supremo?

77. - Uh... - Ha!

78. That's why I knew those brats at the car wash ... they're you!

79. Your whole "two kids in a beautiful trench coat" routine

80. won't fool me this time, so don't even try it!

81. You don't know what you're talking about.

82. I'll show you what I'm made of when I beat you at this race!

83. - Heh. I see what's going on here. - Do you?

84. You've had a taste of Kevin, and now you're obsessed.

85. What?

86. I get it. I have that effect on people.

87. It's cute. But aren't I a little old for you?

88. Gah! Do you want to race or not?

89. The start is at the top of the Mountain.

90. We go when the clock strikes the hour.

91. First one to the bottom wins.

92. But you don't have to worry about that last part.

93. Ah.

94. That guy is going down.

95. You know, this Mountain pass has some really beautiful views.

96. Shame you'll only be seeing

97. - my tail lights the whole time. - You wish.

98. It's Kevin time.

99. Shoot!

100. Hm.

101. I won't let you win!

102. Ha ha! Oh.

103. Oh, my gosh. This is it!

104. - Are they gonna crash? - No!

105. We're about to witness the true power of the Supremo!

106. Oh.

107. Huh?

108. So you do know how to use that thing.

109. I know you want to be close, but this is a little clingy.

110. Ugh.

111. - Feel like giving up yet? - Oh!

112. Why do you have to be such a jerk all the time?

113. The truth is I don't mean to be this way.

114. I-I just lash out because of my little brother.

115. He's sick. Been sick all our lives.

116. Sometimes I think if I act real cool

117. and never let anyone see my pain,

118. then maybe the pain will go away.

119. And maybe I can take his pain away, too.

120. Kevin, I had no idea.

121. Dude! I don't even have a brother!

122. I'm like this because I think it's funny!

123. Chowzers.

124. Kevin!

125. What's happening?

126. Kevin...

127. Oh! No! We have to beat him.

128. He deserves to lose!

129. A-Are you okay?

130. - I think so. Are you okay? - Yeah.

131. Seems like the car is safe, too.

132. - What are you doing? - What are we doing?

133. We're getting Kevin back.

134. We're about to beat him at his own game!

135. Yeah, but why do we even have to play his game?

136. Because ... he's ... he's...

137. - Dagh! - I know!

138. So why should he get to have any say over how we feel?

139. - He doesn't. - But he's the reason we're racing.

140. Steven, he's the reason we fused.

141. We are obsessed with him.

142. I want to finish this race... but not for him.

143. Right. For us!

144. The Supremo isn't moving! Ugh, that's it.

145. I'm gonna go up there and check if they're okay.

146. Wait!

147. Finally.

148. You caught up.

149. I was worried you'd miss seeing me win.

150. What, so you're shy now?

151. What?

152. Whoa.

153. Aw! I was rooting for you, Dondai!

154. Kevin is the worst! Boo!

155. What, what? That's right!

156. First place, baby! It's like I invented winning.

157. Good race.

158. You trying to kiss my hand with your hand or something?

159. You know, Kevin, you were right.

160. I know. About what?

161. The view from the Mountain was pretty great.

162. Hey! Don't try to teach me a lesson! You lost!

163. Second place isn't so bad...

164. for my first time driving a car.

165. Look at you.

166. You're so obsessed with me, you're gonna drive away.

167. Fine! Go play with some kiddy toy cars!

168. I could beat you at that, too!

169. Don't forget, you're obsessed with me!

170. Obsessed!

171. Obseeeeessed!