Steven Universe 2x8

1. Whoo! Go, dad! See? What'd I tell you?

2. Whoo! Go, dad! See? What'd I tell you? I may be losing my hair, but

3. see? What'd I tell you? I may be losing my hair, but the magic's still there.

4. I may be losing my hair, but the magic's still there. Hmm?

5. The magic's still there. Hmm? Who's with you in

6. hmm? Who's with you in this old picture?

7. Who's with you in this old picture?

8. This old picture? That's my pal Marty.

9. That's my pal Marty. You've never told me

10. that's my pal Marty. You've never told me about him.

11. You've never told me about him. Yeah, he's just an old amigo

12. about him. Yeah, he's just an old amigo from way back when.

13. Yeah, he's just an old amigo from way back when. He's dead to me.

14. From way back when. He's dead to me. Who was he?

15. He's dead to me. Who was he? He was my manager back when

16. Who was he? He was my manager back when I first met your mom.

17. He was my manager back when I first met your mom. I've told you that whole story,

18. I first met your mom. I've told you that whole story, haven't I?

19. I've told you that whole story, haven't I? Not the version with

20. haven't I? Not the version with Marty.

21. Not the version with Marty. Geesh.

22. Marty. Geesh. Then it's story time.

23. Geesh. Then it's story time. Sit back.

24. Then it's story time. Sit back. Get comfy.

25. Sit back. Get comfy. I didn't mean that comfy.

26. Get comfy. I didn't mean that comfy. Story for Steven!

27. I didn't mean that comfy. Story for Steven! Okay, okay.

28. Story for Steven! Okay, okay. This is the tale of how your

29. okay, okay. This is the tale of how your father met your mother.

30. This is the tale of how your father met your mother. Now including Marty.

31. Father met your mother. Now including Marty.

32. Now including Marty.

33. Thanks for coming, everybody. I'm Mr. Universe. If you liked what you just

34. I'm Mr. Universe. If you liked what you just heard, go check out our

35. if you liked what you just heard, go check out our merch table.

36. Heard, go check out our merch table. My manager, Marty, can hook

37. merch table. My manager, Marty, can hook you up with cds and t-shirts.

38. My manager, Marty, can hook you up with cds and t-shirts. Oh, wait.

39. You up with cds and t-shirts. Oh, wait. He's not there.

40. Oh, wait. He's not there. I guess I'm going over there

41. he's not there. I guess I'm going over there now.

42. Oh. But how will you get back? Back?

43. But how will you get back? Back? Back to earth?

44. Back? Back to earth? I'm never coming back.

45. Back to earth? I'm never coming back. Ugh, that's awful!

46. I'm never coming back. Ugh, that's awful! This is your home.

47. Ugh, that's awful! This is your home. Uh...

48. This is your home. Uh... You want that?

49. Uh... You want that? You can have it!

50. You want that? You can have it! Hmm?

51. You can have it! Hmm? Oh, and it comes with

52. hmm? Oh, and it comes with a free t-shirt!

53. Oh, and it comes with a free t-shirt! You'll probably need a bigger

54. a free t-shirt! You'll probably need a bigger one.

55. You'll probably need a bigger one. I've got an extra extra-large

56. one. I've got an extra extra-large in my van.

57. I've got an extra extra-large in my van. Stay right there!

58. In my van. Stay right there! Starchild!

59. Stay right there! Starchild! Meet Vidalia.

60. Starchild! Meet Vidalia. Nice van.

61. Meet Vidalia. Nice van. Really living the high life.

62. Nice van. Really living the high life. So, how was the show?

63. Really living the high life. So, how was the show? It was great!

64. So, how was the show? It was great! One person showed up!

65. It was great! One person showed up! Oh!

66. One person showed up! Oh! I have to give her this free

67. oh! I have to give her this free t... Shirt.

68. I have to give her this free t... Shirt. Greg!

69. T... Shirt. Greg! You can't give stuff away for

70. Greg! You can't give stuff away for free!

71. You can't give stuff away for free! What about my 75%?

72. Free! What about my 75%? 75% of nothing is nothing!

73. What about my 75%? 75% of nothing is nothing! Are you worth nothing?

74. 75% of nothing is nothing! Are you worth nothing? No.

75. Are you worth nothing? No. That's right!

76. No. That's right! I'm gonna make us both rich!

77. That's right! I'm gonna make us both rich! And as far as these saltwater

78. I'm gonna make us both rich! And as far as these saltwater saps know, we already are!

79. And as far as these saltwater saps know, we already are! So let's live it up before

80. saps know, we already are! So let's live it up before we hit the road, all right?

81. So let's live it up before we hit the road, all right? Next stop — empire city!

82. We hit the road, all right? Next stop — empire city! You know...

83. Next stop — empire city! You know... I'll catch up with you.

84. Maybe she's over there? Whooo? Oh, just some giant

85. Whooo? Oh, just some giant mysterious lady with enormous

86. oh, just some giant mysterious lady with enormous pink hair.

87. Mysterious lady with enormous pink hair. You haven't seen anyone

88. pink hair. You haven't seen anyone like that around, have you?

89. You haven't seen anyone like that around, have you? Sure have, pal.

90. Like that around, have you? Sure have, pal. Wh-where?

91. Sure have, pal. Wh-where? Well, uh...

92. Wh-where? Well, uh... If I told you any more,

93. Well, uh... If I told you any more, I'd have to kill you!

94. If I told you any more, I'd have to kill you! Hoo hoo hoo!

95. I'd have to kill you! Hoo hoo hoo!

96. Hoo hoo hoo! Hey! Wait!

97. Hey! Wait! Hold on a sec!

98. Hey! Wait! Hold on a sec! Whoa! Ooh.

99. This long-haired human was talking to me over

100. This long-haired human was talking to me over by the fence.

101. Human was talking to me over by the fence. It spoke to you?

102. By the fence. It spoke to you? He was asking

103. It spoke to you? He was asking about Rose.

104. He was asking about Rose. Look! There he is!

105. About Rose. Look! There he is! Yo.

106. Look! There he is! Yo. Amethyst! Wait!

107. Yo. Amethyst! Wait! It's you!

108. Amethyst! Wait! It's you!

109. It's you! I've never seen

110. I've never seen this one around here before.

111. I've never seen this one around here before. Oh, I really like your hair.

112. This one around here before. Oh, I really like your hair. Amethyst, leave him

113. oh, I really like your hair. Amethyst, leave him be!

114. Amethyst, leave him be! You don't know where he's been!

115. Be! You don't know where he's been! I'm very sorry about this, uh,

116. you don't know where he's been! I'm very sorry about this, uh, you?

117. I'm very sorry about this, uh, you? Whoa!

118. You? Whoa! Oh, Amethyst.

119. Whoa! Oh, Amethyst. You're with a human.

120. Oh, Amethyst. You're with a human. He followed me over

121. you're with a human. He followed me over the fence.

122. He followed me over the fence. What should we do?

123. The fence. What should we do? State your purpose.

124. What should we do? State your purpose. Uh, I was kind of looking

125. State your purpose. Uh, I was kind of looking for the mysterious pink lady,

126. uh, I was kind of looking for the mysterious pink lady, kind of really tall, lots of

127. for the mysterious pink lady, kind of really tall, lots of big, curly hair.

128. Kind of really tall, lots of big, curly hair. See?

129. Big, curly hair. See? He's talking about ro—

130. See? He's talking about ro— I don't know how to

131. he's talking about ro— I don't know how to make him go away.

132. I don't know how to make him go away. I'll just throw him

133. make him go away. I'll just throw him back over the fence.

134. I'll just throw him back over the fence. Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!

135. Back over the fence. Huh? Oh! Who-o-a! Excellent idea.

136. Huh? Oh! Who-o-a! Excellent idea. Humans should stay on the other

137. Excellent idea. Humans should stay on the other side of the fence like the sign

138. humans should stay on the other side of the fence like the sign says.

139. Side of the fence like the sign says. Please! No throwing!

140. Says. Please! No throwing! Wait!

141. Please! No throwing! Wait! Mr. Universe?

142. Wait! Mr. Universe? It's you.

143. Mr. Universe? It's you. Whoa. Ow!

144. Are you all right?

145. You know this human? He was playing a concert on the beach, and... I couldn't

146. he was playing a concert on the beach, and... I couldn't help myself.

147. The beach, and... I couldn't help myself. No one could ignore

148. help myself. No one could ignore the Universe.

149. No one could ignore the Universe. Oh! I brought you this!

150. The Universe. Oh! I brought you this! It's the free t-shirt that came

151. oh! I brought you this! It's the free t-shirt that came with your free cd!

152. It's the free t-shirt that came with your free cd! Why, thank you!

153. With your free cd! Why, thank you! His gimmick is space!

154. Why, thank you! His gimmick is space!

155. His gimmick is space! Hey, play

156. Hey, play something, music man!

157. Hey, play something, music man! Better make it good.

158. Something, music man! Better make it good. Aw, man.

159. Better make it good. Aw, man. I'm working on this awesome

160. aw, man. I'm working on this awesome new set.

161. I'm working on this awesome new set. It's gonna kill at my next show.

162. New set. It's gonna kill at my next show. "Next show"?

163. It's gonna kill at my next show. "Next show"? Aw, geez.

164. "Next show"? Aw, geez. What time is it?

165. Aw, geez. What time is it? Night... Time?

166. What time is it? Night... Time? Yeah, Marty's probably

167. Night... Time? Yeah, Marty's probably looking for me.

168. Yeah, Marty's probably looking for me. We're supposed to hit the road.

169. Looking for me. We're supposed to hit the road. It's a big show in a big city,

170. we're supposed to hit the road. It's a big show in a big city, and I didn't drop out of

171. it's a big show in a big city, and I didn't drop out of community college for nothing!

172. And I didn't drop out of community college for nothing! What?

173. Community college for nothing! What? Well, you better hurry.

174. What? Well, you better hurry. You don't want to miss your

175. well, you better hurry. You don't want to miss your space train to the cosmos.

176. You don't want to miss your space train to the cosmos. Okay!

177. Space train to the cosmos. Okay! I'll see you later!

178. Okay! I'll see you later! Uh, I hope the stars will align

179. I'll see you later! Uh, I hope the stars will align for us to meet again!

180. Uh, I hope the stars will align for us to meet again! I'm sure they will!

181. For us to meet again! I'm sure they will! Bye, music man!

182. I can sing. What?

183. What?

184. What?

185. Man, Greg, you really

186. Man, Greg, you really missed out.

187. Man, Greg, you really missed out. Vidalia's friends were wild

188. missed out. Vidalia's friends were wild and crazy.

189. Vidalia's friends were wild and crazy. Glad that town wasn't a total

190. and crazy. Glad that town wasn't a total waste.

191. Glad that town wasn't a total waste. I met some wild ladies, too.

192. Waste. I met some wild ladies, too. They change shape and appear

193. I met some wild ladies, too. They change shape and appear out of beams of light.

194. They change shape and appear out of beams of light. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

195. Out of beams of light. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Save the poetry for empire city,

196. ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Save the poetry for empire city, starchild.

197. Save the poetry for empire city, starchild. We've got a big day ahead of us

198. starchild. We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.

199. We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow. I'm serious, Marty.

200. Tomorrow. I'm serious, Marty. Something's going on back there.

201. I'm serious, Marty. Something's going on back there. Are you nuts?

202. Something's going on back there. Are you nuts? Just wait till you see what's

203. are you nuts? Just wait till you see what's ahead of us.

204. Just wait till you see what's ahead of us. It's fame!

205. Ahead of us. It's fame! Hey, what's jammed in your

206. it's fame! Hey, what's jammed in your tape deck?

207. Hey, what's jammed in your tape deck? You been putting pennies

208. tape deck? You been putting pennies in here, you weirdo?

209. You been putting pennies in here, you weirdo? Play something for me,

210. in here, you weirdo? Play something for me, starchild.

211. Play something for me, starchild.

212. snore! You're gonna put people to sleep

213. snore! You're gonna put people to sleep with that!

214. You're gonna put people to sleep with that! Where's this schlock coming

215. with that! Where's this schlock coming from?

216. Where's this schlock coming from? I-I just can't stop thinking

217. from? I-I just can't stop thinking about that woman at the show.

218. I-I just can't stop thinking about that woman at the show. Oh, here we go.

219. About that woman at the show. Oh, here we go. How big was she?

220. Oh, here we go. How big was she? 8 feet tall...

221. How big was she? 8 feet tall... Massive hair.

222. 8 feet tall... Massive hair. See, Greg, this is your

223. massive hair. See, Greg, this is your problem.

224. See, Greg, this is your problem. You want one huge woman

225. problem. You want one huge woman when you can have multiple

226. you want one huge woman when you can have multiple smaller ones.

227. When you can have multiple smaller ones. Ugh.

228. Smaller ones. Ugh. Marty, women are people.

229. Ugh. Marty, women are people. Just follow my lead.

230. Marty, women are people. Just follow my lead. I'm gonna get you everything

231. just follow my lead. I'm gonna get you everything you want.

232. I'm gonna get you everything you want. What if I want to go back?

233. You want. What if I want to go back? What?

234. What if I want to go back? What? What if I want to go back

235. what? What if I want to go back and be with her?

236. What if I want to go back and be with her? No one cares about your

237. and be with her? No one cares about your feelings, Greg.

238. No one cares about your feelings, Greg. They're making you lose sight

239. feelings, Greg. They're making you lose sight of what's really important!

240. They're making you lose sight of what's really important! Watch the road!

241. Of what's really important! Watch the road!

242. Watch the road!

243. Why do you always decide

244. Why do you always decide what's important?

245. Why do you always decide what's important? Because I'm your manager, and

246. what's important? Because I'm your manager, and you're just some spaced-out kid!

247. Because I'm your manager, and you're just some spaced-out kid! I'm taking you to the city, and

248. you're just some spaced-out kid! I'm taking you to the city, and you're gonna play, and you're

249. I'm taking you to the city, and you're gonna play, and you're gonna like it.

250. You're gonna play, and you're gonna like it. Maybe you'll even make me some

251. gonna like it. Maybe you'll even make me some money for once.

252. Maybe you'll even make me some money for once. Get out of my van.

253. Money for once. Get out of my van. Sit down, Greg.

254. Get out of my van. Sit down, Greg. I said, get out of my van!

255. Sit down, Greg. I said, get out of my van! Ooh!

256. I said, get out of my van! Ooh! What are you doing?

257. Ooh! What are you doing? You're making a huge mistake!

258. What are you doing? You're making a huge mistake!

259. Hey! Are you in there? I can play for you now!

260. Are you in there? I can play for you now! I even revamped my awesome set!

261. Mystery woman!

262. Oh! You're wearing the...

263. Oh! You're wearing the... Shirt.

264. Oh! You're wearing the... Shirt. Please go away.

265. Shirt. Please go away. I-I'm sorry.

266. Please go away. I-I'm sorry. Did I...?

267. I-I'm sorry. Did I...?

268. Did I...? You're awfully cute.

269. You're awfully cute. And I really want to play

270. you're awfully cute. And I really want to play with you.

271. And I really want to play with you. But your life is short, and you

272. with you. But your life is short, and you have dreams.

273. But your life is short, and you have dreams. I won't let you give up

274. have dreams. I won't let you give up on everything you want.

275. I won't let you give up on everything you want. Well, that's gonna be

276. on everything you want. Well, that's gonna be a problem.

277. Well, that's gonna be a problem. Huh?

278. A problem. Huh? You're everything I want!

279. Huh? You're everything I want!

280. What are you smiling about? You loved her! Come here, you!

281. You loved her! Come here, you!

282. Come here, you! Rah!

283. Rah! Oh, man.

284. Rah! Oh, man. Marty was the worst!

285. Oh, man. Marty was the worst! Oh, yeah.

286. Marty was the worst! Oh, yeah. He was awful!

287. Oh, yeah. He was awful! But I guess I owe him a lot.

288. He was awful! But I guess I owe him a lot. He made it easy for me to stay.

289. But I guess I owe him a lot. He made it easy for me to stay. I'm glad you did.

290. He made it easy for me to stay. I'm glad you did. Yeah, me too.

291. I'm glad you did. Yeah, me too.