1. Whoo! Go, dad!
See? What'd I tell you?
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2. Whoo! Go, dad!
See? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
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3. see? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
the magic's still there.
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4. I may be losing my hair, but
the magic's still there.
Hmm?
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5. The magic's still there.
Hmm?
Who's with you in
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Who's with you in
this old picture?
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7. Who's with you in
this old picture?
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8. This old picture?
That's my pal Marty.
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9. That's my pal Marty.
You've never told me
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10. that's my pal Marty.
You've never told me
about him.
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11. You've never told me
about him.
Yeah, he's just an old amigo
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12. about him.
Yeah, he's just an old amigo
from way back when.
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13. Yeah, he's just an old amigo
from way back when.
He's dead to me.
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14. From way back when.
He's dead to me.
Who was he?
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15. He's dead to me.
Who was he?
He was my manager back when
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16. Who was he?
He was my manager back when
I first met your mom.
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17. He was my manager back when
I first met your mom.
I've told you that whole story,
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18. I first met your mom.
I've told you that whole story,
haven't I?
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19. I've told you that whole story,
haven't I?
Not the version with
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Not the version with
Marty.
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21. Not the version with
Marty.
Geesh.
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22. Marty.
Geesh.
Then it's story time.
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23. Geesh.
Then it's story time.
Sit back.
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24. Then it's story time.
Sit back.
Get comfy.
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25. Sit back.
Get comfy.
I didn't mean that comfy.
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26. Get comfy.
I didn't mean that comfy.
Story for Steven!
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27. I didn't mean that comfy.
Story for Steven!
Okay, okay.
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28. Story for Steven!
Okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
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29. okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
father met your mother.
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30. This is the tale of how your
father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
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31. Father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
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32. Now including Marty.
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33. Thanks for coming, everybody.
I'm Mr. Universe.
If you liked what you just
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34. I'm Mr. Universe.
If you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
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35. if you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
merch table.
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36. Heard, go check out our
merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
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37. merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
you up with cds and t-shirts.
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38. My manager, Marty, can hook
you up with cds and t-shirts.
Oh, wait.
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39. You up with cds and t-shirts.
Oh, wait.
He's not there.
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40. Oh, wait.
He's not there.
I guess I'm going over there
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41. he's not there.
I guess I'm going over there
now.
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42. Oh.
But how will you get back?
Back?
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43. But how will you get back?
Back?
Back to earth?
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44. Back?
Back to earth?
I'm never coming back.
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45. Back to earth?
I'm never coming back.
Ugh, that's awful!
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46. I'm never coming back.
Ugh, that's awful!
This is your home.
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47. Ugh, that's awful!
This is your home.
Uh...
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48. This is your home.
Uh...
You want that?
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49. Uh...
You want that?
You can have it!
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50. You want that?
You can have it!
Hmm?
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51. You can have it!
Hmm?
Oh, and it comes with
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52. hmm?
Oh, and it comes with
a free t-shirt!
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53. Oh, and it comes with
a free t-shirt!
You'll probably need a bigger
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54. a free t-shirt!
You'll probably need a bigger
one.
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55. You'll probably need a bigger
one.
I've got an extra extra-large
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56. one.
I've got an extra extra-large
in my van.
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57. I've got an extra extra-large
in my van.
Stay right there!
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58. In my van.
Stay right there!
Starchild!
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59. Stay right there!
Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
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60. Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
Nice van.
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61. Meet Vidalia.
Nice van.
Really living the high life.
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62. Nice van.
Really living the high life.
So, how was the show?
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63. Really living the high life.
So, how was the show?
It was great!
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64. So, how was the show?
It was great!
One person showed up!
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65. It was great!
One person showed up!
Oh!
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66. One person showed up!
Oh!
I have to give her this free
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67. oh!
I have to give her this free
t... Shirt.
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68. I have to give her this free
t... Shirt.
Greg!
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69. T... Shirt.
Greg!
You can't give stuff away for
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70. Greg!
You can't give stuff away for
free!
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71. You can't give stuff away for
free!
What about my 75%?
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72. Free!
What about my 75%?
75% of nothing is nothing!
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73. What about my 75%?
75% of nothing is nothing!
Are you worth nothing?
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74. 75% of nothing is nothing!
Are you worth nothing?
No.
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75. Are you worth nothing?
No.
That's right!
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76. No.
That's right!
I'm gonna make us both rich!
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77. That's right!
I'm gonna make us both rich!
And as far as these saltwater
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78. I'm gonna make us both rich!
And as far as these saltwater
saps know, we already are!
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79. And as far as these saltwater
saps know, we already are!
So let's live it up before
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80. saps know, we already are!
So let's live it up before
we hit the road, all right?
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81. So let's live it up before
we hit the road, all right?
Next stop — empire city!
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82. We hit the road, all right?
Next stop — empire city!
You know...
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83. Next stop — empire city!
You know...
I'll catch up with you.
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84. Maybe she's over there?
Whooo?
Oh, just some giant
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85. Whooo?
Oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
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86. oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
pink hair.
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87. Mysterious lady with enormous
pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
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88. pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
like that around, have you?
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89. You haven't seen anyone
like that around, have you?
Sure have, pal.
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90. Like that around, have you?
Sure have, pal.
Wh-where?
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91. Sure have, pal.
Wh-where?
Well, uh...
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92. Wh-where?
Well, uh...
If I told you any more,
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93. Well, uh...
If I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!
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94. If I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!
Hoo hoo hoo!
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95. I'd have to kill you!
Hoo hoo hoo!
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96. Hoo hoo hoo!
Hey! Wait!
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97. Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
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98. Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
Whoa! Ooh.
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99. This long-haired
human was talking to me over
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100. This long-haired
human was talking to me over
by the fence.
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101. Human was talking to me over
by the fence.
It spoke to you?
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102. By the fence.
It spoke to you?
He was asking
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103. It spoke to you?
He was asking
about Rose.
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104. He was asking
about Rose.
Look! There he is!
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105. About Rose.
Look! There he is!
Yo.
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106. Look! There he is!
Yo.
Amethyst! Wait!
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107. Yo.
Amethyst! Wait!
It's you!
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108. Amethyst! Wait!
It's you!
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109. It's you!
I've never seen
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110. I've never seen
this one around here before.
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111. I've never seen
this one around here before.
Oh, I really like your hair.
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112. This one around here before.
Oh, I really like your hair.
Amethyst, leave him
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113. oh, I really like your hair.
Amethyst, leave him
be!
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114. Amethyst, leave him
be!
You don't know where he's been!
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115. Be!
You don't know where he's been!
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
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116. you don't know where he's been!
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you?
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117. I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you?
Whoa!
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118. You?
Whoa!
Oh, Amethyst.
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119. Whoa!
Oh, Amethyst.
You're with a human.
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120. Oh, Amethyst.
You're with a human.
He followed me over
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121. you're with a human.
He followed me over
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122. He followed me over
the fence.
What should we do?
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123. The fence.
What should we do?
State your purpose.
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124. What should we do?
State your purpose.
Uh, I was kind of looking
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125. State your purpose.
Uh, I was kind of looking
for the mysterious pink lady,
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126. uh, I was kind of looking
for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall, lots of
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127. for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall, lots of
big, curly hair.
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128. Kind of really tall, lots of
big, curly hair.
See?
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129. Big, curly hair.
See?
He's talking about ro—
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130. See?
He's talking about ro—
I don't know how to
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131. he's talking about ro—
I don't know how to
make him go away.
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132. I don't know how to
make him go away.
I'll just throw him
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133. make him go away.
I'll just throw him
back over the fence.
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134. I'll just throw him
back over the fence.
Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
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135. Back over the fence.
Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
Excellent idea.
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136. Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on the other
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137. Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on the other
side of the fence like the sign
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138. humans should stay on the other
side of the fence like the sign
says.
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139. Side of the fence like the sign
says.
Please! No throwing!
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140. Says.
Please! No throwing!
Wait!
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141. Please! No throwing!
Wait!
Mr. Universe?
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142. Wait!
Mr. Universe?
It's you.
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143. Mr. Universe?
It's you.
Whoa. Ow!
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144. Are you all right?
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145. You know this human?
He was playing a concert on
the beach, and... I couldn't
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146. he was playing a concert on
the beach, and... I couldn't
help myself.
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147. The beach, and... I couldn't
help myself.
No one could ignore
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No one could ignore
the Universe.
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149. No one could ignore
the Universe.
Oh! I brought you this!
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150. The Universe.
Oh! I brought you this!
It's the free t-shirt that came
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151. oh! I brought you this!
It's the free t-shirt that came
with your free cd!
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152. It's the free t-shirt that came
with your free cd!
Why, thank you!
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153. With your free cd!
Why, thank you!
His gimmick is space!
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154. Why, thank you!
His gimmick is space!
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155. His gimmick is space!
Hey, play
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156. Hey, play
something, music man!
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157. Hey, play
something, music man!
Better make it good.
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158. Something, music man!
Better make it good.
Aw, man.
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159. Better make it good.
Aw, man.
I'm working on this awesome
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160. aw, man.
I'm working on this awesome
new set.
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161. I'm working on this awesome
new set.
It's gonna kill at my next show.
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162. New set.
It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
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163. It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
Aw, geez.
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164. "Next show"?
Aw, geez.
What time is it?
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165. Aw, geez.
What time is it?
Night... Time?
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166. What time is it?
Night... Time?
Yeah, Marty's probably
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167. Night... Time?
Yeah, Marty's probably
looking for me.
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168. Yeah, Marty's probably
looking for me.
We're supposed to hit the road.
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169. Looking for me.
We're supposed to hit the road.
It's a big show in a big city,
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170. we're supposed to hit the road.
It's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
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171. it's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
community college for nothing!
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172. And I didn't drop out of
community college for nothing!
What?
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173. Community college for nothing!
What?
Well, you better hurry.
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174. What?
Well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
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175. well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
space train to the cosmos.
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176. You don't want to miss your
space train to the cosmos.
Okay!
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177. Space train to the cosmos.
Okay!
I'll see you later!
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178. Okay!
I'll see you later!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
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179. I'll see you later!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
for us to meet again!
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180. Uh, I hope the stars will align
for us to meet again!
I'm sure they will!
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181. For us to meet again!
I'm sure they will!
Bye, music man!
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What?
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183. What?
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184. What?
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186. Man, Greg, you really
missed out.
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187. Man, Greg, you really
missed out.
Vidalia's friends were wild
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Vidalia's friends were wild
and crazy.
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189. Vidalia's friends were wild
and crazy.
Glad that town wasn't a total
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190. and crazy.
Glad that town wasn't a total
waste.
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191. Glad that town wasn't a total
waste.
I met some wild ladies, too.
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192. Waste.
I met some wild ladies, too.
They change shape and appear
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193. I met some wild ladies, too.
They change shape and appear
out of beams of light.
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194. They change shape and appear
out of beams of light.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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195. Out of beams of light.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for empire city,
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196. ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for empire city,
starchild.
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197. Save the poetry for empire city,
starchild.
We've got a big day ahead of us
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We've got a big day ahead of us
tomorrow.
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199. We've got a big day ahead of us
tomorrow.
I'm serious, Marty.
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200. Tomorrow.
I'm serious, Marty.
Something's going on back there.
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201. I'm serious, Marty.
Something's going on back there.
Are you nuts?
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202. Something's going on back there.
Are you nuts?
Just wait till you see what's
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203. are you nuts?
Just wait till you see what's
ahead of us.
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204. Just wait till you see what's
ahead of us.
It's fame!
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205. Ahead of us.
It's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
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206. it's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
tape deck?
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207. Hey, what's jammed in your
tape deck?
You been putting pennies
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208. tape deck?
You been putting pennies
in here, you weirdo?
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209. You been putting pennies
in here, you weirdo?
Play something for me,
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210. in here, you weirdo?
Play something for me,
starchild.
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211. Play something for me,
starchild.
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You're gonna put people to sleep
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213. snore!
You're gonna put people to sleep
with that!
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214. You're gonna put people to sleep
with that!
Where's this schlock coming
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Where's this schlock coming
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216. Where's this schlock coming
from?
I-I just can't stop thinking
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I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
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218. I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
Oh, here we go.
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219. About that woman at the show.
Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
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220. Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
8 feet tall...
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221. How big was she?
8 feet tall...
Massive hair.
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222. 8 feet tall...
Massive hair.
See, Greg, this is your
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See, Greg, this is your
problem.
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224. See, Greg, this is your
problem.
You want one huge woman
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You want one huge woman
when you can have multiple
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226. you want one huge woman
when you can have multiple
smaller ones.
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227. When you can have multiple
smaller ones.
Ugh.
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228. Smaller ones.
Ugh.
Marty, women are people.
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Marty, women are people.
Just follow my lead.
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230. Marty, women are people.
Just follow my lead.
I'm gonna get you everything
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I'm gonna get you everything
you want.
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232. I'm gonna get you everything
you want.
What if I want to go back?
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233. You want.
What if I want to go back?
What?
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234. What if I want to go back?
What?
What if I want to go back
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What if I want to go back
and be with her?
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236. What if I want to go back
and be with her?
No one cares about your
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No one cares about your
feelings, Greg.
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238. No one cares about your
feelings, Greg.
They're making you lose sight
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They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
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240. They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
Watch the road!
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Watch the road!
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what's important?
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245. Why do you always decide
what's important?
Because I'm your manager, and
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246. what's important?
Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
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247. Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
I'm taking you to the city, and
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248. you're just some spaced-out kid!
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
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249. I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
gonna like it.
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250. You're gonna play, and you're
gonna like it.
Maybe you'll even make me some
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Maybe you'll even make me some
money for once.
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252. Maybe you'll even make me some
money for once.
Get out of my van.
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253. Money for once.
Get out of my van.
Sit down, Greg.
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Sit down, Greg.
I said, get out of my van!
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255. Sit down, Greg.
I said, get out of my van!
Ooh!
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256. I said, get out of my van!
Ooh!
What are you doing?
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257. Ooh!
What are you doing?
You're making a huge mistake!
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258. What are you doing?
You're making a huge mistake!
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259. Hey!
Are you in there?
I can play for you now!
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260. Are you in there?
I can play for you now!
I even revamped my awesome set!
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262. Oh! You're wearing the...
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263. Oh! You're wearing the...
Shirt.
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264. Oh! You're wearing the...
Shirt.
Please go away.
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265. Shirt.
Please go away.
I-I'm sorry.
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I-I'm sorry.
Did I...?
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Did I...?
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You're awfully cute.
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And I really want to play
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270. you're awfully cute.
And I really want to play
with you.
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with you.
But your life is short, and you
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But your life is short, and you
have dreams.
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273. But your life is short, and you
have dreams.
I won't let you give up
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I won't let you give up
on everything you want.
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275. I won't let you give up
on everything you want.
Well, that's gonna be
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Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
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277. Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
Huh?
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Huh?
You're everything I want!
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You're everything I want!
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280. What are you smiling about?
You loved her!
Come here, you!
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281. You loved her!
Come here, you!
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Rah!
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283. Rah!
Oh, man.
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284. Rah!
Oh, man.
Marty was the worst!
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285. Oh, man.
Marty was the worst!
Oh, yeah.
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286. Marty was the worst!
Oh, yeah.
He was awful!
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287. Oh, yeah.
He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
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288. He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He made it easy for me to stay.
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He made it easy for me to stay.
I'm glad you did.
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I'm glad you did.
Yeah, me too.
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Yeah, me too.
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