1. - And Steven!Copy !req
2. Shield.Copy !req
3. No, not bubble — shield!Copy !req
4. Ugh.Copy !req
5. What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
6. The gems can all summon
their weapons.Copy !req
7. Why can't I?Copy !req
8. Isn't there somebody
who can help me?Copy !req
9. Wha—Copy !req
10. Huh?Copy !req
11. Huh?Copy !req
12. Wha—Copy !req
13. - Good morning!Copy !req
14. - Bravo!Copy !req
15. This guy sure knows how
to make an entrance!Copy !req
16. What do you think,
Mr. dolphin?Copy !req
17. - Oh, my gosh!
Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
18. You're really here!
I can't believe it!Copy !req
19. I mean, I literally
can't believe it.Copy !req
20. How is this even possible?Copy !req
21. - Don't worry, bro —
none of this is canon.Copy !req
22. But this is!Copy !req
23. - Oh, no!Copy !req
24. Our ship!Copy !req
25. - So, I hear your belly's being
a bit of a bummer.Copy !req
26. - Yeah. I've been trying
to pull my shieldCopy !req
27. out of my gem
all morning.Copy !req
28. - Hmm.
Well, let's take a look-see.Copy !req
29. You should make sure you get
this thing polishedCopy !req
30. at least twice a year.Copy !req
31. - So, do you think you
can help me?Copy !req
32. I just want to be
able to protect my friends.Copy !req
33. - Hmm. Yep.
It's the belly blues.Copy !req
34. I've definitely seen this
before.Copy !req
35. - Really?Copy !req
36. - I was there!
Don't you remember?Copy !req
37. - Uh...Copy !req
38. - Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
39. It's a rad new cartoon
picture show!Copy !req
40. Hey! Hey! Hi, there!Copy !req
41. - Aww! It was funnier
last time.Copy !req
42. - Good morning?Copy !req
43. - I don't remember that
at all.Copy !req
44. - So, your
shield only comes outCopy !req
45. when you need to protect
yourself.Copy !req
46. - Yeah.
- Well, then...Copy !req
47. You just need something
to protect yourself from —Copy !req
48. like this cool mega super
awesome rocket launcher.Copy !req
49. - Uh, Uncle Grandpa,
this doesn't seem safe.Copy !req
50. - Don't worry, kid —
I'm wearing a helmet.Copy !req
51. - Anything?
- No.Copy !req
52. - Then how about
a bee-zooka?Copy !req
53. - Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
54. - Or a snake shooter?Copy !req
55. - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
56. - Or the bee-zooka again?Copy !req
57. - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
58. - Hmm.
Still nothin'.Copy !req
59. Oh, I know!Copy !req
60. - Amethyst, have you
seen Steven this morning?Copy !req
61. - Yep. He's hanging out
with some weirdo.Copy !req
62. I think he's trying
to vaporize Steven.Copy !req
63. Steven!Copy !req
64. - No, not bubble —Copy !req
65. shield!Copy !req
66. - Hmm. I would have swornCopy !req
67. a doomtastic death ray of
dastardly destructionCopy !req
68. would have worked.Copy !req
69. You want to try
the bees again?Copy !req
70. - Amethyst: Steven!Copy !req
71. - What's going on?
Who is this stranger?Copy !req
72. - He's not a stranger!
He's Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
73. - Uncle... grandpa?Copy !req
74. - So, that would make him
Greg's brother...Copy !req
75. And father?Copy !req
76. - That would explain
a lot.Copy !req
77. - That's right!Copy !req
78. He's not just your
Uncle Grandpa, Steven —Copy !req
79. he's everyone in the world's
Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
80. And when he comes to town,Copy !req
81. you're sure to have
a fun time!Copy !req
82. We're in space!Copy !req
83. - Ugh! Ee-ee-ee!Copy !req
84. Ohh! Ugh!Copy !req
85. - Agh!
My head is on backwards!Copy !req
86. Gem huddle!
- Obviously...Copy !req
87. We're dealing with some
superpowerful,Copy !req
88. reality-warping entity.Copy !req
89. - He could be a danger
to the fabric of space itself.Copy !req
90. - I don't know, guys.Copy !req
91. Heh. I kind of like him.Copy !req
92. - Hey! What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
93. - Are you
forming a secret club?Copy !req
94. - Both: Can we join too?Copy !req
95. - All: Aaah!Copy !req
96. Um, Uncle Grandpa...Copy !req
97. - Good morning.
- Yes.Copy !req
98. We have decided to —
- play video games?Copy !req
99. - No. Uh —
- run around in circles?Copy !req
100. - No.
- Eat a three-way sub?Copy !req
101. - Yo.
- Amethyst!Copy !req
102. No.Copy !req
103. We have decided —Copy !req
104. - that you are a danger
to Steven and the planet earthCopy !req
105. and we must destroy you.Copy !req
106. - What?
- Bad morning.Copy !req
107. - Wait! No!
You guys, don't hurt him!Copy !req
108. Run away!Copy !req
109. - Come on, kid.
Let's go!Copy !req
110. - Oof!Copy !req
111. Wh-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?Copy !req
112. - I'm sorry!
They're not usually like this!Copy !req
113. - Quick!Copy !req
114. Belly bag,
we need a plot hole!Copy !req
115. - Sure thing,
Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
116. - Where are we?Copy !req
117. - Good morning!Copy !req
118. Now, where'd I put
that little kid?Copy !req
119. Oh, yeah!
Good morning!Copy !req
120. Oh, let me give you
a hand there.Copy !req
121. - Whoa. Where am I?Copy !req
122. - Welcome to the ugrv!Copy !req
123. - The wha?Copy !req
124. - The Uncle Grandpa
recreational vehicle.Copy !req
125. - Oh, cool!
My dad lives in a van, too!Copy !req
126. Did you used to be
a rock star?Copy !req
127. - I'm still
a rock star, kid.Copy !req
128. - Uncle Grandpa #2: Hey,
Steven, I'll give you the tour!Copy !req
129. - Wow! It's huge! You could fit
a million vans in here!Copy !req
130. - Actually, it's more like
40 or 50 vans.Copy !req
131. See?Copy !req
132. - Oh, hey.
It's just me, Pizza Steve —Copy !req
133. just the coolest and tastiest
Steve who ever lived.Copy !req
134. - Hi, Pizza Steve!
I'm a Steve, too —Copy !req
135. Steven Universe.Copy !req
136. - Steve-n Universe?Copy !req
137. Come on, Uncle g.
I've got two rules —Copy !req
138. no more than 40 or 50 vansCopy !req
139. and only one Steve allowed!Copy !req
140. - Yeah, but this
Steven is special.Copy !req
141. - Yeah!
He's a Crystal Gem!Copy !req
142. - Good morning, Mr. Gus.
- What's up, Uncle Grandpa?Copy !req
143. - Whoa! Mr. Gus!
How do you know about me?Copy !req
144. - I have
a comprehensive knowledgeCopy !req
145. of all magical denizens
of the multiverse.Copy !req
146. I know all
about The Crystal Gems.Copy !req
147. Come here, man.
Check this out.Copy !req
148. I even made my own gemsona.Copy !req
149. My gem is on my tail,
and my weapon is a frying pan.Copy !req
150. - Nice line work,
Mr. Gus!Copy !req
151. - That's really cool,
Mr. Gus.Copy !req
152. I wish I was as cool
as your drawing.Copy !req
153. - Something wrong?Copy !req
154. - Steven doesn't know
how to summon his shield.Copy !req
155. - You don't say?Copy !req
156. Oh, that's simple.
Steven's powers are maternal.Copy !req
157. Control of his gem is based
on emotional clarity.Copy !req
158. His shield only comes outCopy !req
159. when he's feeling extreme
emotions of —Copy !req
160. - hey, Mr. Gus!
I fixed your drawing!Copy !req
161. - Hey! Why didn't you do that
on a new layer?Copy !req
162. - Oh, hi,
giant realistic flying tiger!Copy !req
163. You got any advice for Steven?Copy !req
164. - I'm not gonna tell him that.
That only works on cats.Copy !req
165. - Well, now what?Copy !req
166. - We just sit here
until something happens.Copy !req
167. Something happened!Copy !req
168. - Whoa!Copy !req
169. Burp!Copy !req
170. - Hoo! There's gotta
be some way out of here.Copy !req
171. - We'll never escape!
This is our new home!Copy !req
172. - Pearl,
you're overreacting.Copy !req
173. - I'm not overreacting!Copy !req
174. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
175. Ugh!Copy !req
176. Hey, where's Steven?Copy !req
177. - Looking for me,
Pizza Steven Universe?Copy !req
178. That's not my baby!Copy !req
179. - Aw, nice!Copy !req
180. - Whoa! Hold on!Copy !req
181. - Pizza!Copy !req
182. - Don't eat
Pizza Steve!Copy !req
183. - Ew.Copy !req
184. - Okay. I'm ready for this
episode to end.Copy !req
185. Ugh!Copy !req
186. I'm sorry I couldn't help youCopy !req
187. learn to use your shield,
Steven.Copy !req
188. - It's okay,
Uncle Grandpa.Copy !req
189. I had a lot of fun today.Copy !req
190. - All: Steven!
- Get away from that man!Copy !req
191. - He's a monster!Copy !req
192. - Hey, cut it out,
guys!Copy !req
193. He's down enough already!Copy !req
194. - Oh, good morning!Copy !req
195. That smarts.Copy !req
196. - All: Finish him!Copy !req
197. - No! Don't hurt him!Copy !req
198. Sto-o-o-o-p!Copy !req
199. Whoa!Copy !req
200. I did it, Uncle Grandpa!Copy !req
201. I really did it!Copy !req
202. - Yay!Copy !req
203. - Protecting him
activated Steven's powers?Copy !req
204. - He must really
care about this stranger.Copy !req
205. - I hope he didn't care
about that Pizza.Copy !req
206. - Listen!
It was a big, weird surpriseCopy !req
207. when Uncle Grandpa
showed up here today.Copy !req
208. We've never met anyone
like Uncle Grandpa.Copy !req
209. But you can't just attack people
you don't understand.Copy !req
210. You have to stick up for themCopy !req
211. and listen
to what they have to say.Copy !req
212. You guys always do that
for me.Copy !req
213. - Steven, you're right.Copy !req
214. How could I be so blind?Copy !req
215. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
216. - I also apologize
for Pearl.Copy !req
217. - Thank you.Copy !req
218. You've taught us a valuable
lesson, Uncle Grandpa.Copy !req
219. - Welp, I think
my work here is done.Copy !req
220. Bye-bye!Copy !req
221. - Remember, kids —Copy !req
222. don't be afraid to be
superweird.Copy !req
223. Steven and I have
got your back.Copy !req
224. See with eyes
unclouded by hateCopy !req
225. and always remember to say...Copy !req
226. "Good morning!"Copy !req
227. Boy, that sure
makes my eyes hurt.Copy !req
228. Now let's see here.Copy !req
229. Dexter, Dee Dee,
Blossom, Bubbles,Copy !req
230. Ed, Edd, Eddy,
Billy, Mandy, Mac, Juniper,Copy !req
231. Kats, Flapjack, Finn.Copy !req
232. Ah, Steven!Copy !req
233. Now who's next?Copy !req