1. "Steven's Birthday"
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2. I can't believe it's
finally my birthday!
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3. You're sure it's okay we're
taking a break from the drill?
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4. Peridot will keep us on schedule.
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5. Yo, Peri, you sure you
don't want to get in on this?
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6. We should celebrate our progress.
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7. We should celebrate your progress.
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8. - You've grown a lot this year.
- He certainly has.
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9. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so!
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10. - Steven!
- Connie!
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11. - Happy birthday!
- Thanks! Welcome to the party.
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12. May I offer you a refreshment?
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13. Oh, Steven, how gentile.
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14. Clink!
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15. So, this is the barn.
I'm surprised your parents
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16. are letting you stay for the weekend.
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17. It wasn't easy.
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18. They only let me come after equipping me
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19. with every piece of
safety gear on the planet.
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20. What should I do with
this defibrillator?
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21. Um, we can just leave
it in the car for now.
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22. Well, I'm glad you could make it.
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23. - Me too.
- All right, move it, Connie!
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24. I was his best friend first.
Happy birthday!
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25. Okay, shtuball.
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26. - Let me get a look at you.
- Dad!
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27. Sorry, I just can't believe my
little boy's growing up so quickly.
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28. Seems like just
yesterday you were a baby,
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29. and now you're turning
14 years old.
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30. - Steven, you're 14?
- Yeah?
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31. But I'm only 123/4!
You're older than me?
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32. - I-I don't believe it!
- Well, sure. Check it out.
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33. Let's see ... we have infant, baby.
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34. Toddler ... what's it
called ... adolescent.
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35. Adolescent, adolescent, adolescent.
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36. Whoa, looks like you stagnated
there a little bit, buddy.
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37. Mr. Universe, could I show you
how the defibrillator works?
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38. Oh, uh, sure.
Be right back, kiddo.
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39. - So, he's not going to grow up?
- Well, it's hard to say.
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40. He's a Gem, and Gems
don't really grow up.
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41. I mean, I've known the
Gems since I was 22,
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42. and they never change.
They just are what they are.
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43. But Steven's not like the
other Gems ... he's half human.
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44. So I'm not really sure
how he's gonna age.
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45. - We're just gonna have to wait and see.
- Yes, right.
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46. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
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47. - Human beings?
- Human beings.
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48. Hey, birthday man, whatcha doin'?
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49. I want to hang up this banner, so ...
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50. Dude, it'd be easier if
you just stretch on up here.
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51. Ha! How's that?
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52. - Oh, yeah.
- Come on, what's the verdict?
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53. I can't hold this forever.
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54. - Uh, looks great.
- There's my B-day guy!
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55. - Uh, what's up, Dad?
- We're almost ready to start.
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56. Got your birthday cape
and crown ready, too.
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57. Here, put 'em on and
go wait in the barn.
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58. Okay, now sit tight.
You're gonna love this.
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59. Okay, Steven, open up!
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60. Surpri...
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61. - Wow.
- Oh, my.
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62. Huh?
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63. Hm, hm, hm.
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64. Steven, are you feeling okay?
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65. Huh. You look good, Steven.
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66. Oh... thanks, Garnet.
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67. - Dude, your neck!
- Oh, uh, what about it?
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68. You have one!
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69. So... you just grew all of a sudden?
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70. I had a magical growth spurt just now.
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71. - Cool, right?
- Oh, right. It's totally cool!
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72. All right, then.
Let's get this party started.
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73. Yeah!
Let's eat this cookie cake!
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74. - Here, Steven.
- Wow, thanks.
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75. Oh, you don't have to
untie that. It's just a box
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76. made to look like I spent
a lot of time wrapping it.
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77. Ohhh, a new shirt!
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78. - What a pretty color.
- Try it on.
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79. Oh, I guess it doesn't fit since...
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80. No, don't worry ...
it fits fine just like this.
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81. Here it comes!
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82. I got it, Pearl!
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83. - Pearl: Nice, Connie.
- Ye-ah!
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84. If you hit it, you get it.
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85. No worries. I'll grab it!
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86. - Hm...
- Connie, let me. Hm!
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87. - Oh, cool. Thanks, Steven.
- Hm! No problem, Connie.
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88. Yo, bring
back that shuttlecock!
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89. Huh?
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90. Oh, no!
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91. Whew!
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92. Ugh!
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93. This one goes out to the
birthday boy, and his best friend.
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94. I still can't believe all this
time you were older than me.
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95. You should sneak me into
a PG-13 movie sometime.
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96. Oh, yeah.
Heh... heh, heh...
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97. No, I'm just kidding.
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98. I would never ask you to break the law.
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99. It's funny that I have to
look up at you now, though.
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100. - Funny good or f-funny bad?
- Funny good.
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101. - Aw, Steven's having fun.
- We know how to throw a party.
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102. Excuse me for a moment, Connie.
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103. I'm gonna go... freshen up.
Be right back.
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104. Oh, geez!
If I can just keep this up
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105. for the rest of my life,
no one will suspect a th...
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106. - What are you doing?
- Wha... Wha... well, what are...
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107. - you doing?
- What are you doing to your body?
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108. Whoa, whoa, whoa, have
you been stretching
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109. - yourself out all day?
- No, I was just... slouching.
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110. Why are you doing this?
It really isn't like you.
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111. Because, Dad, I can't
stay a kid forever.
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112. When Connie grows up
and becomes president,
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113. what is that gonna make me,
first boy?
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114. Steven, you can't just
keep stretching forever.
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115. If you hold it too long, you
could really hurt yourself.
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116. Yeah, well, I'm half human,
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117. so maybe it works different for me.
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118. - We'll just have to wait and see, right?
- Steven...
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119. That one's canis helicopterus.
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120. - Uh, uh, helicopterus?
- Yeah, Dogcopter! Get it?
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121. - Now you make one up.
- Mm... okay, um...
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122. That one's, uh... snake constellation.
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123. That's pretty good.
Are you okay?
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124. It looks like you're gonna throw up.
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125. - Oh, yeah. E-Everything's fine.
- Okay, that's good.
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126. You know, to be honest, I-I
was a little worried before.
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127. This might sound silly,
but I'm really glad
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128. that I'm going to get
to grow up with you.
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129. Steven?
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130. Steven, what's going on?
What happened?
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131. What?
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132. Uh...
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133. We were just talking,
then all of a sudden ...
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134. He turned back into a baby?
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135. - Yes!
- Dude, I told you!
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136. Stretching your body out for
that long is not good for you.
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137. - Here you go, Pearl.
- Oh, no, no, don't give him to me.
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138. - Hand him over, Amethyst.
- Here you go.
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139. Meh, meh, meh, blah!
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140. Uh...
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141. My power means nothing to an infant.
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142. Okay, this is my department.
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143. - What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry, I got this.
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144. How can the Gems not know what to do?
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145. You think they knew the first
thing about raising a baby?
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146. That was all me, but I don't get it.
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147. Driving always used to calm him down.
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148. - But how do we change him back?
- I don't know.
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149. Look, Connie, let me take you home.
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150. I-I'll call you when
this all gets sorted out.
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151. W-Wait, no.
I want to stay.
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152. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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153. I just want to be there for Steven.
Don't worry, Steven.
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154. It doesn't matter to me what
age it seems like you are.
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155. I want to hang out
with you no matter what.
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156. Your dad still has to run his
car wash, and the Gems have
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157. to do gem stuff, so I'll watch
you when they're not around.
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158. I can come see you after I'm
done training with Pearl, too!
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159. Doesn't that sound fun?
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160. Look at that ...
he finally stopped crying.
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161. Well, that's a start.
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162. - Ahem!
- What's up, Amethyst?
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163. Baby Steven needs changing.
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164. Oh, my gosh. Ohhh, my gosh!
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165. Did he get even smaller?
Steven's microscopic!
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166. He's reverted back to a zygote!
Everyone, Steven is ...
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167. Look, it fits now.
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168. You're back to normal!
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169. Sorry this was a disaster.
I wanted to look older for you.
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170. - That doesn't matter.
- I heard what you said in the van.
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171. It's really okay if
I don't age like a human?
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172. Of course it is!
I like you just the way you are.
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173. Oh, okay!
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174. Uh, Steven, you've got
something on your cheek.
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175. Huh?
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176. It's a facial hair!
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177. - Really?
- Dad!
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178. - What is it, little man?
- Look at this!
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179. Holy smokes, you're growing a beard!
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180. You really are getting older!
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181. - Everybody, look at this!
- Unbelievable.
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182. - Very impressive.
- Is there more where that came from?
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