1. and Steven!Copy !req
2. Here you arez,
my larz!Copy !req
3. Uh, I'll just leave it here
for you.Copy !req
4. Sadie, my lady!Copy !req
5. I was wondering
if I could hangCopy !req
6. one of these beach-a-palooza
flyers in —Copy !req
7. Sadie? Sadie!Copy !req
8. Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Awesome!Copy !req
9. Wha? No, heh.
I was just — I wasn't —Copy !req
10. Heh. Mm.Copy !req
11. I didn't know
you could sing.Copy !req
12. Nobody does.
So, um, do you need something?Copy !req
13. Oh!Copy !req
14. I'm just going around
helping Mr. SmileyCopy !req
15. hand out fliers
for beach-a-palooza this year.Copy !req
16. You should sign up!Copy !req
17. Ehh, why?Copy !req
18. Ehh... Because your voice
is beautiful!Copy !req
19. Aw, anybody'd sound fine
singing along with that song.Copy !req
20. It's so cheesy and dumb
and — and catchy.Copy !req
21. And... I know
every single word.Copy !req
22. Perfect!Copy !req
23. Now you just need
a routine.Copy !req
24. I can help you
put one together.Copy !req
25. Aw, really?Copy !req
26. You think people
would want to hear me sing?Copy !req
27. Of course they would!
You're great!Copy !req
28. Besides, everyone in town
is doing something!Copy !req
29. Yeah.
You know what? Yeah!Copy !req
30. Who cares,
right?Copy !req
31. What am I afraid of?Copy !req
32. Th-this could be fun!Copy !req
33. Your house
is so cool.Copy !req
34. Just down here.
Whoa!Copy !req
35. You sleep
in a basement?Copy !req
36. I like to think of it
like a bunker.Copy !req
37. Are these all yours?Copy !req
38. Yeah, but they're not
really my thing.Copy !req
39. You can have one
if you want.Copy !req
40. Ehhhhh, I don't want
to break up a family.Copy !req
41. So,
now we have the cd.Copy !req
42. I guess
I can practice singing.Copy !req
43. First, we got to figure out
what you're gonna wear.Copy !req
44. Does it matter?Copy !req
45. Ever since my act
two years ago,Copy !req
46. there's been a rule that
you've got to wear clothes.Copy !req
47. Well, I wasn't planning
to go in my underwear.Copy !req
48. How about
something flashy?Copy !req
49. And sparkly.Copy !req
50. O-or wait, what do you think
should be your gimmick?Copy !req
51. Whoa.
No, no, no.Copy !req
52. No gimmicks.
The singing's already a stretch.Copy !req
53. Well,
maybe... This?Copy !req
54. Or maybe even —Copy !req
55. that one's pretty!Copy !req
56. Eh, I think
it's a little much.Copy !req
57. I'll just do
something comfortable.Copy !req
58. What's that?Copy !req
59. We'll do this
another time!Copy !req
60. Hey, Sadie!Copy !req
61. Hi, mom.
You're home early.Copy !req
62. I just had to rush home
to show you this!Copy !req
63. Look at this little guy
I got for you!Copy !req
64. Ain't he the cutest?Copy !req
65. Oh. Thanks mom.Copy !req
66. Sadie, what are you doing
hanging out with Greg's boy?Copy !req
67. Barb, I knew
you delivered mail,Copy !req
68. but I didn't know
you delivered Sadie!Copy !req
69. Yeah,
my mom's the mailman.Copy !req
70. That she is!Copy !req
71. Best dang mailman, woman,
or animal on the force!Copy !req
72. At least until they catch me
taking from the "lost mail" bin!Copy !req
73. But that's between us,
heh?Copy !req
74. So, Steven, what are your
intentions with my daughter?Copy !req
75. We're planning a stage show
for beach-a-pawooza.Copy !req
76. Beach-a-pawooza!Copy !req
77. Beach-a-pawooza!Copy !req
78. Beach-a-pawooza!Copy !req
79. What was that?Copy !req
80. I'm going to sing a song
for beach-a-palooza.Copy !req
81. What?
Oh, oh, oh oh!Copy !req
82. Sadie,
you're gonna sing?Copy !req
83. Yeah.
Then come on!Copy !req
84. We have to
start planning now!Copy !req
85. Steven,
help me find an outfit!Copy !req
86. Okay!Copy !req
87. Uh, you know, I could probably
do this by myself.Copy !req
88. It's no trouble.
We'd love to help ya out!Copy !req
89. Right, Steven?
Right!Copy !req
90. Oh, look!Copy !req
91. It's your old
ballet outfit!Copy !req
92. You're a ballerina?Copy !req
93. When I was like 10.Copy !req
94. Oh,
it's your swimsuit!Copy !req
95. She used to be
a competitive swimmer!Copy !req
96. For like a month.
When I was 11.Copy !req
97. Barb,
what's this?Copy !req
98. Oh!
Look, look!Copy !req
99. Remember when I used to drive
you to your softball games?Copy !req
100. I remember when you punched
the umpire.Copy !req
101. That's what he gets
for trying to cheat my daughterCopy !req
102. out of
a double!Copy !req
103. And then I wasn't really allowed
in the league anymore.Copy !req
104. Them's the breaks!Copy !req
105. So what have you got planned
so far for your show?Copy !req
106. Nothing,
I guess.Copy !req
107. Well,
don't you worry!Copy !req
108. Me and Steven will figure out
your show for you!Copy !req
109. We'll make sure the world
will hear your voice!Copy !req
110. Well, let's just try
to keep it simple?Copy !req
111. What was that?Copy !req
112. I think
we did an excellent job!Copy !req
113. We just need to tell Mr. Smiley
to add her name to the flier.Copy !req
114. Oh, maybe don't put my name
on it.Copy !req
115. Yeah!
What if she was a surprise?Copy !req
116. That's a great idea!Copy !req
117. She'll be
a mystery final act!Copy !req
118. Mr.
Thank you, beach-a-palooza!Copy !req
119. You know this next act from
their day job, delivering Pizza!Copy !req
120. But tonight,
they're delivering jokes!Copy !req
121. That was a joke.Copy !req
122. Let me hear
a big round of applauseCopy !req
123. for Kiki
and her ventriloquist dummy!Copy !req
124. Kiki, that rude Mr. Smiley
just called me a dummy!Copy !req
125. That's just our act,
gunga!Copy !req
126. Why don't you show them
your jokes?Copy !req
127. How does a Pizza
tie its shoes?Copy !req
128. How?
With a garlic knot!Copy !req
129. All right.Copy !req
130. Well, we're getting closer
to tonight's mystery guest.Copy !req
131. Even I don't know who it is,
and I'm the host!Copy !req
132. But first,
Ronaldo Fryman with a lectureCopy !req
133. on "rock people:
Identification and defense."Copy !req
134. I can't believe it.Copy !req
135. The fliers
really worked!Copy !req
136. The whole town is here!
Plus some!Copy !req
137. Oh,
my Sadie!Copy !req
138. Such a big star!Copy !req
139. Never even went to the prom
and look at ya now!Copy !req
140. Am I on yet?Copy !req
141. Sadie Miller!Copy !req
142. You're
the mystery guest?Copy !req
143. I never even would've
recognized you!Copy !req
144. Oh!Copy !req
145. Hi, Mr. Smiley.
Uh, um. Mm.Copy !req
146. How, uh,
how are you?Copy !req
147. I'm fine,
but it looks like someone hereCopy !req
148. has a case
of the showbiz shakes.Copy !req
149. You know what an old friend
of mine told me once?Copy !req
150. A little smile
never hurt anybody.Copy !req
151. Nnnnnnn. Nnnnnnn.Copy !req
152. Awwww,
lookin good!Copy !req
153. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
154. Gah-ah.Copy !req
155. More sparkles!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
156. Mr.
Next up, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
157. your mailman and "mime!"Copy !req
158. Jamie!Copy !req
159. Oh,
it's a box.Copy !req
160. He's — he's —
he's doing a box.Copy !req
161. Uh-oh.
No more glitter.Copy !req
162. I'll have to run and get the
emergency supply from the car.Copy !req
163. Guard my girl,
Steven.Copy !req
164. Sadie, come back here!Copy !req
165. I can't wait
for this mystery act!Copy !req
166. You think
it's a juggler?Copy !req
167. Maybe they'll juggle
something sharp.Copy !req
168. I'm gonna have my phone ready
in case someone gets hurt.Copy !req
169. Sadie!
Uh!Copy !req
170. I-I can't breathe!Copy !req
171. Okay, okay,
if you're not gonna come backCopy !req
172. and let me work on you,
then let's work on the routine.Copy !req
173. Okay,
just let me —
oh, no!Copy !req
174. You ruined
my lipstick!Copy !req
175. Never fear!
Steven's here!Copy !req
176. Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
177. Sadie,
why did you do that?Copy !req
178. Rah! Because!Copy !req
179. You're just as bad
as my mom!Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. Please, mom,
don't make me do this.Copy !req
182. Make you?
You said you wanted to sing!Copy !req
183. Yeah!Copy !req
184. I did! I did!
I did! I did!Copy !req
185. Just like
I say lots of things!Copy !req
186. Like, "hey, mom,
swimming looks fun!"Copy !req
187. Then bam!Copy !req
188. Suddenly, I'm anchoring
a 400-meter relayCopy !req
189. for the
Beach City seals!Copy !req
190. "Hey, mom, I thought signing up
for softball would be nice!"Copy !req
191. Six birthdays later,Copy !req
192. I'm still getting nothing but
kneepads and batting helmets!Copy !req
193. "Hey, mom, I want to sing
in this year's beach-a-palooza,"Copy !req
194. and what do I get?
This!Copy !req
195. I just thought for once,
I'd get to do things my way,Copy !req
196. but you came in and took over
everything, like you always do.Copy !req
197. I just wanted everyone to know
how talented my daughter is.Copy !req
198. This is not
your daughter.Copy !req
199. I'm sorry.
I —Copy !req
200. Mr. Next up, the one
you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
201. The one! The only!Copy !req
202. Mystery guest!Copy !req
203. Aaah!
How did I let this happen?Copy !req
204. I don't want
to do this!Copy !req
205. You never did.
I-it was always me.Copy !req
206. Give it up for...Copy !req
207. Looks like you called it,
gunga.Copy !req
208. That "mystery guest" bit
had Steven written all over it.Copy !req