1. ♪ AmethystCopy !req
2. ♪ and PearlCopy !req
3. and Steven!Copy !req
4. Here you arez,
my larz!Copy !req
5. Uh, I'll just leave it here
for you.Copy !req
6. Sadie, my lady!Copy !req
7. I was wondering
if I could hangCopy !req
8. one of these beach-a-palooza
flyers in —Copy !req
9. Sadie? Sadie!Copy !req
10. Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Awesome!Copy !req
11. Wha? No, heh.
I was just — I wasn't —Copy !req
12. Heh. Mm.Copy !req
13. I didn't know
you could sing.Copy !req
14. Nobody does.
So, um, do you need something?Copy !req
15. Oh!Copy !req
16. I'm just going around
helping Mr. SmileyCopy !req
17. hand out fliers
for beach-a-palooza this year.Copy !req
18. You should sign up!Copy !req
19. Ehh, why?Copy !req
20. Ehh... Because your voice
is beautiful!Copy !req
21. Aw, anybody'd sound fine
singing along with that song.Copy !req
22. It's so cheesy and dumb
and — and catchy.Copy !req
23. And... I know
every single word.Copy !req
24. Perfect!Copy !req
25. Now you just need
a routine.Copy !req
26. I can help you
put one together.Copy !req
27. Aw, really?Copy !req
28. You think people
would want to hear me sing?Copy !req
29. Of course they would!
You're great!Copy !req
30. Besides, everyone in town
is doing something!Copy !req
31. Yeah.
You know what? Yeah!Copy !req
32. Who cares,
right?Copy !req
33. What am I afraid of?Copy !req
34. Th-this could be fun!Copy !req
35. Your house
is so cool.Copy !req
36. Just down here.
Whoa!Copy !req
37. You sleep
in a basement?Copy !req
38. I like to think of it
like a bunker.Copy !req
39. Are these all yours?Copy !req
40. Yeah, but they're not
really my thing.Copy !req
41. You can have one
if you want.Copy !req
42. Ehhhhh, I don't want
to break up a family.Copy !req
43. So,
now we have the cd.Copy !req
44. I guess
I can practice singing.Copy !req
45. First, we got to figure out
what you're gonna wear.Copy !req
46. Does it matter?Copy !req
47. Ever since my act
two years ago,Copy !req
48. there's been a rule that
you've got to wear clothes.Copy !req
49. Well, I wasn't planning
to go in my underwear.Copy !req
50. How about
something flashy?Copy !req
51. And sparkly.Copy !req
52. O-or wait, what do you think
should be your gimmick?Copy !req
53. Whoa.
No, no, no.Copy !req
54. No gimmicks.
The singing's already a stretch.Copy !req
55. Well,
maybe... This?Copy !req
56. Or maybe even —Copy !req
57. that one's pretty!Copy !req
58. Eh, I think
it's a little much.Copy !req
59. I'll just do
something comfortable.Copy !req
60. What's that?Copy !req
61. We'll do this
another time!Copy !req
62. Hey, Sadie!Copy !req
63. Hi, mom.
You're home early.Copy !req
64. I just had to rush home
to show you this!Copy !req
65. Look at this little guy
I got for you!Copy !req
66. Ain't he the cutest?Copy !req
67. Oh. Thanks mom.Copy !req
68. Sadie, what are you doing
hanging out with Greg's boy?Copy !req
69. Barb, I knew
you delivered mail,Copy !req
70. but I didn't know
you delivered Sadie!Copy !req
71. Yeah,
my mom's the mailman.Copy !req
72. That she is!Copy !req
73. Best dang mailman, woman,
or animal on the force!Copy !req
74. At least until they catch me
taking from the "lost mail" bin!Copy !req
75. But that's between us,
heh?Copy !req
76. So, Steven, what are your
intentions with my daughter?Copy !req
77. We're planning a stage show
for beach-a-pawooza.Copy !req
78. Beach-a-pawooza!Copy !req
79. Beach-a-pawooza!Copy !req
80. Beach-a-pawooza!Copy !req
81. What was that?Copy !req
82. I'm going to sing a song
for beach-a-palooza.Copy !req
83. What?
Oh, oh, oh oh!Copy !req
84. Sadie,
you're gonna sing?Copy !req
85. Yeah.
Then come on!Copy !req
86. We have to
start planning now!Copy !req
87. Steven,
help me find an outfit!Copy !req
88. Okay!Copy !req
89. Uh, you know, I could probably
do this by myself.Copy !req
90. It's no trouble.
We'd love to help ya out!Copy !req
91. Right, Steven?
Right!Copy !req
92. Oh, look!Copy !req
93. It's your old
ballet outfit!Copy !req
94. You're a ballerina?Copy !req
95. When I was like 10.Copy !req
96. Oh,
it's your swimsuit!Copy !req
97. She used to be
a competitive swimmer!Copy !req
98. For like a month.
When I was 11.Copy !req
99. Barb,
what's this?Copy !req
100. Oh!
Look, look!Copy !req
101. Remember when I used to drive
you to your softball games?Copy !req
102. I remember when you punched
the umpire.Copy !req
103. That's what he gets
for trying to cheat my daughterCopy !req
104. out of
a double!Copy !req
105. And then I wasn't really allowed
in the league anymore.Copy !req
106. Them's the breaks!Copy !req
107. So what have you got planned
so far for your show?Copy !req
108. Nothing,
I guess.Copy !req
109. Well,
don't you worry!Copy !req
110. Me and Steven will figure out
your show for you!Copy !req
111. We'll make sure the world
will hear your voice!Copy !req
112. Well, let's just try
to keep it simple?Copy !req
113. What was that?Copy !req
114. I think
we did an excellent job!Copy !req
115. We just need to tell Mr. Smiley
to add her name to the flier.Copy !req
116. Oh, maybe don't put my name
on it.Copy !req
117. Yeah!
What if she was a surprise?Copy !req
118. That's a great idea!Copy !req
119. She'll be
a mystery final act!Copy !req
120. Mr.
Thank you, beach-a-palooza!Copy !req
121. You know this next act from
their day job, delivering Pizza!Copy !req
122. But tonight,
they're delivering jokes!Copy !req
123. That was a joke.Copy !req
124. Let me hear
a big round of applauseCopy !req
125. for Kiki
and her ventriloquist dummy!Copy !req
126. Kiki, that rude Mr. Smiley
just called me a dummy!Copy !req
127. That's just our act,
gunga!Copy !req
128. Why don't you show them
your jokes?Copy !req
129. How does a Pizza
tie its shoes?Copy !req
130. How?
With a garlic knot!Copy !req
131. All right.Copy !req
132. Well, we're getting closer
to tonight's mystery guest.Copy !req
133. Even I don't know who it is,
and I'm the host!Copy !req
134. But first,
Ronaldo Fryman with a lectureCopy !req
135. on "rock people:
Identification and defense."Copy !req
136. I can't believe it.Copy !req
137. The fliers
really worked!Copy !req
138. The whole town is here!
Plus some!Copy !req
139. Oh,
my Sadie!Copy !req
140. Such a big star!Copy !req
141. Never even went to the prom
and look at ya now!Copy !req
142. Am I on yet?Copy !req
143. Sadie Miller!Copy !req
144. You're
the mystery guest?Copy !req
145. I never even would've
recognized you!Copy !req
146. Oh!Copy !req
147. Hi, Mr. Smiley.
Uh, um. Mm.Copy !req
148. How, uh,
how are you?Copy !req
149. I'm fine,
but it looks like someone hereCopy !req
150. has a case
of the showbiz shakes.Copy !req
151. You know what an old friend
of mine told me once?Copy !req
152. A little smile
never hurt anybody.Copy !req
153. Nnnnnnn. Nnnnnnn.Copy !req
154. Awwww,
lookin good!Copy !req
155. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
156. Gah-ah.Copy !req
157. More sparkles!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
158. Mr.
Next up, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
159. your mailman and "mime!"Copy !req
160. Jamie!Copy !req
161. Oh,
it's a box.Copy !req
162. He's — he's —
he's doing a box.Copy !req
163. Uh-oh.
No more glitter.Copy !req
164. I'll have to run and get the
emergency supply from the car.Copy !req
165. Guard my girl,
Steven.Copy !req
166. Sadie, come back here!Copy !req
167. I can't wait
for this mystery act!Copy !req
168. You think
it's a juggler?Copy !req
169. Maybe they'll juggle
something sharp.Copy !req
170. I'm gonna have my phone ready
in case someone gets hurt.Copy !req
171. Sadie!
Uh!Copy !req
172. I-I can't breathe!Copy !req
173. Okay, okay,
if you're not gonna come backCopy !req
174. and let me work on you,
then let's work on the routine.Copy !req
175. Okay,
just let me —
oh, no!Copy !req
176. You ruined
my lipstick!Copy !req
177. Never fear!
Steven's here!Copy !req
178. Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
179. Sadie,
why did you do that?Copy !req
180. Rah! Because!Copy !req
181. You're just as bad
as my mom!Copy !req
182. What?Copy !req
183. Please, mom,
don't make me do this.Copy !req
184. Make you?
You said you wanted to sing!Copy !req
185. Yeah!Copy !req
186. I did! I did!
I did! I did!Copy !req
187. Just like
I say lots of things!Copy !req
188. Like, "hey, mom,
swimming looks fun!"Copy !req
189. Then bam!Copy !req
190. Suddenly, I'm anchoring
a 400-meter relayCopy !req
191. for the
Beach City seals!Copy !req
192. "Hey, mom, I thought signing up
for softball would be nice!"Copy !req
193. Six birthdays later,Copy !req
194. I'm still getting nothing but
kneepads and batting helmets!Copy !req
195. "Hey, mom, I want to sing
in this year's beach-a-palooza,"Copy !req
196. and what do I get?
This!Copy !req
197. I just thought for once,
I'd get to do things my way,Copy !req
198. but you came in and took over
everything, like you always do.Copy !req
199. I just wanted everyone to know
how talented my daughter is.Copy !req
200. This is not
your daughter.Copy !req
201. I'm sorry.
I —Copy !req
202. Mr. Next up, the one
you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
203. The one! The only!Copy !req
204. Mystery guest!Copy !req
205. Aaah!
How did I let this happen?Copy !req
206. I don't want
to do this!Copy !req
207. You never did.
I-it was always me.Copy !req
208. Give it up for...Copy !req
209. Looks like you called it,
gunga.Copy !req
210. That "mystery guest" bit
had Steven written all over it.Copy !req