1. ♪ and if you think we can'tCopy !req
2. ♪ AmethystCopy !req
3. ♪ and PearlCopy !req
4. and Steven!Copy !req
5. Sniffling Croissant!Copy !req
6. You really know me,
Internet.Copy !req
7. Hey, guys!Copy !req
8. Yeah, Steven?Copy !req
9. You guys should
take this online quiz I found.Copy !req
10. It tells you what...Copy !req
11. It tells you
what character you areCopy !req
12. from
"Crying Breakfast Friends"!Copy !req
13. Eh... Why?Copy !req
14. It's just fun
to see yourselfCopy !req
15. as a cartoon character.Copy !req
16. Like Weeping Eggcup,
who's neurotic and uptight,Copy !req
17. or Pining Grapefruit,
the sensitive older oneCopy !req
18. who wishes
he was a better role model.Copy !req
19. Uh, maybe
we can do that thingCopy !req
20. after
we've fixed the van.Copy !req
21. Okay.Copy !req
22. I'll go
find someone else!Copy !req
23. Do you understand
that cartoon show?Copy !req
24. I don't understand
anything anymore.Copy !req
25. Hey, Steven.
Is there any more engine oil?Copy !req
26. I need it
for this sandwich.Copy !req
27. I... Think that's for cars.Copy !req
28. Well, is there
any more of it?Copy !req
29. Dad's probably
got some outside.Copy !req
30. Oh! But, uh, you got to
take this online quiz.Copy !req
31. Which Crying Breakfast Friend
are you?Copy !req
32. That show's really weird.Copy !req
33. Who wants to watch a cartoon
about people crying?Copy !req
34. I do!Copy !req
35. Okay, okay!Copy !req
36. Uh...
What's the first question?Copy !req
37. Do you ever
act without thinking?Copy !req
38. Nope. Never.Copy !req
39. Are you afraid of taking risks
and trying new things?Copy !req
40. Terrified.Copy !req
41. Amethyst, are you
taking this seriously?Copy !req
42. Of course I am.Copy !req
43. Okay.Copy !req
44. Are you insecure
about your relationshipsCopy !req
45. and how you're perceived
by other people?Copy !req
46. Nnnno.Copy !req
47. Yes? Eh...Copy !req
48. What's the right answer?Copy !req
49. There is
no right answer.Copy !req
50. You're just supposed to
answer honestly.Copy !req
51. Nah, I'm bored.Copy !req
52. Wait —
I have loads moreCopy !req
53. probing, personal questions
to ask!Copy !req
54. Garnet! W-what are you doing
in my room?Copy !req
55. I saw a corrupted gem.Copy !req
56. I followed it through the tunnel
it dug in the rock.Copy !req
57. Yeah, right.Copy !req
58. Where did it
come from?Copy !req
59. It's similar
to Pearl's descriptionCopy !req
60. of the creature she saw
slinking through the temple.Copy !req
61. You saw the slinker?Copy !req
62. I thought we agreed
there was no slinkerCopy !req
63. and that we weren't going to
call it "the slinker".Copy !req
64. Yes, we did.Copy !req
65. But now it's undeniable
the creature existsCopy !req
66. and that Steven's name stuck.Copy !req
67. Yes!Copy !req
68. No!Copy !req
69. Look, why don't you
just let me look for it?Copy !req
70. Because you won't.Copy !req
71. How long's this thing
been in here?Copy !req
72. Ah!Copy !req
73. Look, Steven!
I'm a pachyderm!Copy !req
74. Oh! And there's
a prize inside!Copy !req
75. Shhh! Keep quiet.Copy !req
76. Oh, Garnet.
Stern but practical.Copy !req
77. Just like spilt milk.Copy !req
78. You're not still on about
that dumb cartoon, are you?Copy !req
79. Oh, right — the quiz!Copy !req
80. Do you get defensive
when people ask you questionsCopy !req
81. about the feelings
you prefer to keep hidden?Copy !req
82. Don't get all psycho-logical
on me, Steven.Copy !req
83. Uh... Sorry?Copy !req
84. There!Copy !req
85. Whoa, mama!
Did you get it?Copy !req
86. No.Copy !req
87. Aw, man!Copy !req
88. I think my favorite round thing
was in there.Copy !req
89. I'll get you
a new round thing.Copy !req
90. Ugh! This is my stuff
you're messing with!Copy !req
91. If it's gonna get —
ugh! — Wrecked,Copy !req
92. I'm gonna be
the one to wreck it!Copy !req
93. See?Copy !req
94. That's how it's do—Copy !req
95. Amethyst got poofed!Copy !req
96. Slinker!Copy !req
97. G-g-g-Garnet?Copy !req
98. Steven, remember —
our bodies are only an illusion.Copy !req
99. Amethyst will be fine.Copy !req
100. B-b-but Pearl took
two whole weeks to come back.Copy !req
101. And I already miss Amethyst
so much!Copy !req
102. Don't worry. She'll be back
before you know it.Copy !req
103. Literally.Copy !req
104. Amethyst's back!
Amethyst's back!Copy !req
105. Ugh. Huh?Copy !req
106. Looks like you...
Grew a few feetCopy !req
107. since the last time
I saw you!Copy !req
108. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!Copy !req
109. That was fast.Copy !req
110. Even for you.Copy !req
111. Eh!
It's no big deal.Copy !req
112. I didn't want to
keep my biggest fan waiting.Copy !req
113. Ugh!Copy !req
114. Hmm.Copy !req
115. Okay, okay!Copy !req
116. We got
a slinker to slink!Copy !req
117. Wa-ugh!Copy !req
118. Hmm.Copy !req
119. Where would I go
if I was a monster?Copy !req
120. Hey! Over here.Copy !req
121. Your new form
is really interesting.Copy !req
122. Thanks, Steven.Copy !req
123. I didn't even know you could
come back this different.Copy !req
124. Thanks, Steven.Copy !req
125. So, why'd you come back
with four legs?Copy !req
126. 'Cause I like walking!Copy !req
127. Wow.
I want four legs, too!Copy !req
128. No, you don't.Copy !req
129. Amethyst rushed
her regeneration.Copy !req
130. She should have
taken her time.Copy !req
131. Like Pearl?Copy !req
132. Yes. Pearl put a bit more...
Thought into how she came back.Copy !req
133. Pearl, Pearl, Pearl!Copy !req
134. You know
I can hear you!Copy !req
135. I'm sorry I'm not like Pearl
with her fancy formCopy !req
136. and her clean room
with no monsters in it.Copy !req
137. Amethyst?Copy !req
138. Amethyst's gem!Copy !req
139. She got poofed again!Copy !req
140. This is a good opportunity
for her.Copy !req
141. Now she can make
a better form.Copy !req
142. She's coming back!Copy !req
143. You're right.
This is much better!Copy !req
144. She's doing Pearl!Copy !req
145. Hey, Garnet. What do you think
of my new look, Garnet?Copy !req
146. I'm more like Pearl now.
Isn't it wonderful? Ha!Copy !req
147. I feel
practically perfect!Copy !req
148. We need to focus on
listening for the creature.Copy !req
149. Oh, but I can't focus.Copy !req
150. All these rocks
are different sizes.Copy !req
151. We'll have to organize them
by shape and color.Copy !req
152. Didn't anyone tell nature
how I want it to look?Copy !req
153. Don't encourage her.Copy !req
154. But I need encouragement,
Garnet.Copy !req
155. I need
everyone's constant approval.Copy !req
156. I need to loquaciously converse
so I can show off...Copy !req
157. How smart I am.Copy !req
158. You can converse
with me.Copy !req
159. Let's finish that quiz.Copy !req
160. Do you need to plan ahead
before you act?Copy !req
161. Oh, thoroughly.Copy !req
162. Do you obsess
over little details?Copy !req
163. Completely entirely!Copy !req
164. Wow,
you're so method.Copy !req
165. Next time,
can you come back as me?Copy !req
166. This is not a good choice
for your form.Copy !req
167. Lighten up, Garnet.Copy !req
168. Can't you take a joke?Copy !req
169. It's not funny.Copy !req
170. You've made yourself
ridiculous.Copy !req
171. Ridiculous?Copy !req
172. Keep your voice down!
The creature.Copy !req
173. Grrr! You wanted me to be
more like Pearl, and now I am!Copy !req
174. Pearl would have taken
her regeneration seriously!Copy !req
175. What do you care?
My form is my business!Copy !req
176. It's my business when it affects
the strength of the team!Copy !req
177. So what?
I'm not strong enough?Copy !req
178. Amethyst!Copy !req
179. Are you saying I'm weak?Copy !req
180. Is it weird
I'm getting numb to this?Copy !req
181. Unh?Copy !req
182. Mnh!Copy !req
183. Okay!Copy !req
184. You know, I wasn't
feeling this at first,Copy !req
185. but I think
I might be coming around!Copy !req
186. Ha!Copy !req
187. Yo, ste-man.
My seams straight?Copy !req
188. Does that new form...
Hurt you?Copy !req
189. No.Copy !req
190. Hey, Garnet.Copy !req
191. How'd you like
to mix it up with this?Copy !req
192. Just a little somethin'
I threw together. You know.Copy !req
193. This form
isn't sustainable, Amethyst.Copy !req
194. But...
You're the one who saidCopy !req
195. I needed
to be stronger!Copy !req
196. Okay, if it's my monster,
then I'll deal with it.Copy !req
197. Raaahhh!Copy !req
198. Amethyst!Copy !req
199. Stay behind me!Copy !req
200. Amethyst!Copy !req
201. Hah!Copy !req
202. Amethyst!Copy !req
203. Let it go!
No!Copy !req
204. Ugh. You wanted me
to be stronger!Copy !req
205. I'm doing it!Copy !req
206. I'm being what you want!Copy !req
207. I don't want this!Copy !req
208. Huh?Copy !req
209. Well, what do you want?Copy !req
210. Just tell me,
and I'll do that!Copy !req
211. I can't tell you,
Amethyst!Copy !req
212. You have to figure this out
for yourself!Copy !req
213. She can't.Copy !req
214. She doesn't want
to think about herself!Copy !req
215. What?Copy !req
216. Good catch.Copy !req
217. I knew that thing was real!Copy !req
218. When Amethyst gets back,
we have to go find it.Copy !req
219. How long has it been?Copy !req
220. Four hours.Copy !req
221. Four hours?
She's never taken so long.Copy !req
222. What is she doing
in there?Copy !req
223. I'm not sure.
I was too hard on her.Copy !req
224. Oh, oh!
She's coming back!Copy !req
225. All right.
Everyone be supportive.Copy !req
226. What?Copy !req
227. Aw,
you barely changed.Copy !req
228. Steven!Copy !req
229. It's perfect.Copy !req
230. Ehh, whatev.
It's just what feels right.Copy !req
231. That's why it's perfect.Copy !req
232. It is
a marked improvement.Copy !req
233. You finally fixed
that shoulder strapCopy !req
234. that's always
bugged me!Copy !req
235. Welcome back!Copy !req
236. Well done,
Amethyst!Copy !req
237. Knock it off!
Hunnhh!Copy !req
238. We got to
go find the slinker!Copy !req
239. No, it's hug time!Copy !req
240. Ugh!
This is so dumb!Copy !req