Steven Universe 1x8

Directed by Ian Jones-Quartey

While navigating out of an ancient Gem maze, Steven tries to prove himself worthy to Garnet by being serious.

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1. 1x08 - "Serious Steven"

2. Pay attention, Steven. This is going to be your first

3. - serious mission. You need to be ready. - Yes. I'm ready.

4. - I'm so ready! - Steven, come on.

5. You're going to make yourself sick.

6. - Why did you bring that? - I don't know. I was excited

7. - and it's mine and I like it. Wha... - Steven, get back here!

8. You could get seriously...

9. hurt.

10. - Steven, are you ... - I'm fine. I'm good.

11. I'm just gooey. Mmm.

12. Aah, they're in my eyes!

13. They're just butterflies, Steven.

14. Well, they looked a lot bigger

15. - when they were on my eyeballs. - Steven, you're a riot.

16. I'm suddenly having second thoughts about bringing

17. - Steven on this one. - Shh. Just look at him.

18. Now, let's go recover the gemstone.

19. Unbelievable. This was once a gem battlefield.

20. Now it's wild strawberries as far as the eye can see. Oh, that's what I love

21. about the Earth. Maybe this will be a light mission after all.

22. Oh!

23. Maybe not.

24. Whoa! Whoa!

25. Steven's the best! Steven's the best!

26. - Why, thank you, temple. - You're a doof.

27. Hey. What's this thing?

28. - It's like a cool floaty triangle thing. - W-whatever it is,

29. you probably shouldn't touch it.

30. Steven! What have we told you

31. - about touching magical things? - Definitely always... never do it.

32. Whoa!

33. Looks like we're gonna have to split up.

34. Right. Steven and I will stay right

35. here where it seems to be safe while you guys go

36. - and solve the mystery of this place. - Wait. I want to help

37. - solve the mystery. - Yeah. Come on, Steven.

38. - Let's solve the mystery. - Yeah! Mystery solvers!

39. Nope. No, no, no, no, no.

40. You two are a disaster waiting to happen.

41. - Steven goes with me. - Really? Awesome!

42. But remember ... this is a serious mission.

43. Understood. Serious Steven... Pearl, can you put me down?

44. - What? Oh, yes. Of course. - I need to be standing,

45. or else it doesn't work. Serious Steven... activate!

46. - But this could be the teacups all over again. - Hey! I've put that behind me.

47. Huh?

48. - We need to stay on the glowing panels. - Right.

49. Serious Steven... go!

50. Oh, yeah!

51. Uh... whoa.

52. Steven!

53. Whoo-hoo! That was...

54. uh, seriously dangerous. Thank you, Garnet.

55. We can take a break if you're not

56. - feeling well, Steven. - Huh? Oh, no.

57. - I-I'm okay. Let's keep going. - All right, but be careful.

58. You might trigger a trap with that gun show.

59. Right. I'll put these babies away and use my minds.

60. Maybe there's a clue hidden in these ancient drawings. It looks like...

61. there's lots of triangles hidden somewhere in this room.

62. Run!

63. - Oh, my ukulele! - Steven!

64. Now is probably not the best time for that.

65. Oh. Uh ... uh, right.

66. - Now, that was a pretty close one. - Yeah.

67. That was a pretty... close... one. Uh...

68. Get ready, Steven. This is gonna be intense.

69. - Get ready, Steven. This is gonna be intense. - I'm ready!

70. I misunderstood the point of this ride.

71. - This is fun, Steven. - I think...

72. - I need to get off this ride now. - Steven, no!

73. Steven, you are banned from all the rides forever!

74. - Whoa. We made it? - I carried you while

75. - you took a nap. - B-but... nap?

76. - We're back where we started. - What?

77. Garnet, there you are! The doors and rooms here make no sense.

78. They all bring you back here.

79. - Get me out of here! - There are 16 doors, and we entered from

80. the Northeast and went through three consecutive rooms in a straight line...

81. - Ow! - ... but arrived back here out

82. the Southernmost door, which can only mean ...

83. w-well, I don't know what it means. I ...

84. - this is a death trap! - What ... what do we do?

85. We go back in again

86. and again... and again... and again.

87. I can't!

88. - Steven. - It's okay.

89. No. No, it's not. You were all right about me.

90. I wanted to do this so bad, but now I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

91. - This is just like the teacups! - Oh, Steven. I didn't really mean that.

92. Wait! Ah! Wait, you guys!

93. What if this is just like the teacups? That's why we're getting so lost.

94. That's why I'm feeling so sick.

95. All the rooms are spinning us around so we end up here.

96. Whoa!

97. This is unbelievable.

98. This gem-powered mechanism ... it's manipulating the rooms above.

99. Every room we entered spun us until we came back

100. to the central chamber. It's just like the teacup ride at funland.

101. - Steven already figured that out. - Oh.

102. Garnet, I need to get off the ride now.

103. Serious Steven... go!

104. Whoa!

105. Huh?

106. - Ah! - Huh?

107. Steven? Steven! Where is he?

108. - Oh, he's over here. - The gem.

109. - I'd say you handled that adventure very well. - Yeah.

110. - Nice job, Serious Steven. - I prefer regular Steven.

111. Hey! My ukulele.

112. They're in my eyes again!