1. Episode 3b
"Cat fingers"Copy !req
2. Almost done. Steven, get the hubcaps.Copy !req
3. Hubbin' it up!Copy !req
4. Hub it good. This is
a high-profile job.Copy !req
5. You mean 'cause it's
the mayor's election-mobile?Copy !req
6. If we do this right, we
might get political favors.Copy !req
7. I'm not sure what
that is, but I like it.Copy !req
8. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
9. I'm not paying for
father-son bonding here.Copy !req
10. Universe! Control that kid!Copy !req
11. Steven!Copy !req
12. I'm sorry, mayor Dewey.
Uh, this one's on the house.Copy !req
13. On the house, eh?Copy !req
14. I like the way you do
business, Universe.Copy !req
15. Mayor Dewey! Mayor Dewey!Copy !req
16. Political favors!Copy !req
17. Ah, you rascal. Enough
with the hose fights.Copy !req
18. Ah, okay.Copy !req
19. What the...Copy !req
20. Whoa!Copy !req
21. What is with this cat?Copy !req
22. Ha-ha! Got you guys.Copy !req
23. Amethyst!Copy !req
24. Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst.Copy !req
25. Really cool. I wish I could
shapeshift like you.Copy !req
26. You could probably learn.Copy !req
27. Really?Copy !req
28. Sure. You got a Gem.Copy !req
29. Whoa! Magic stuff.
Should I get out of here?Copy !req
30. Is there gonna be an explosion?Copy !req
31. Ah, it's no big deal, dad.Copy !req
32. Yeah, it's fuuuun.Copy !req
33. Hey, Pearl.Copy !req
34. Do more!Copy !req
35. Check it out.Copy !req
36. Whoa!Copy !req
37. Amethyst, you are overdoing it.Copy !req
38. Uh, chill it, dude.Copy !req
39. Just because you can shapeshift
doesn't mean you should.Copy !req
40. Can you shapeshift?Copy !req
41. Well, of course...Copy !req
42. Well, of course I can. I'm perfect.
Whomp! Whomp!Copy !req
43. All Gems have
shapeshift powers, Steven.Copy !req
44. We can turn into objects, we can
change parts of our bodies, or...Copy !req
45. we could do that.Copy !req
46. Whomp! Whomp!Copy !req
47. I want to try it all!Copy !req
48. Don't bite off more than
you can chew, Steven.Copy !req
49. All right! Show me how to
change into a huge lion!Copy !req
50. Actually, for once, Pearl is right.Copy !req
51. If you're gonna do this, you got
to start with something easy.Copy !req
52. Like that cat you turned into?Copy !req
53. That sounds good.
Now follow my lead.Copy !req
54. First - think of what you want to
be, and then just shake it out.Copy !req
55. See?
Now your turn.Copy !req
56. Okay.Copy !req
57. Ca-a-a-a-a-t.Copy !req
58. Nah, you're too tense.
Just relax and feel it.Copy !req
59. Biorhythms, yo.Copy !req
60. Fe-e-e-e-el it.Copy !req
61. Eeeh, if you are not
ready, we can try later.Copy !req
62. No way. I can do it.Copy !req
63. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
64. Well, it was a good try.Copy !req
65. This is so cool!Copy !req
66. You should go show your dad.
He's gonna freak out!Copy !req
67. Dad, I'm back.Copy !req
68. Hey, Stu-ball.Copy !req
69. Check it out.Copy !req
70. I shapeshifted my finger into a cat.Copy !req
71. Is that a thing you can do now?
That's pretty cool.Copy !req
72. I know. Right?Copy !req
73. I'm gonna take this show on the road.Copy !req
74. That'll be $1.05, Steven.Copy !req
75. Mmm, okay. Here's a nickel.
And a buck!Copy !req
76. Whaaaat?Copy !req
77. Oh, Steven, that's adorable.Copy !req
78. Are you making it purr?Copy !req
79. It kind of does what it wants.Copy !req
80. Really?Copy !req
81. See what I mean?Copy !req
82. Bad cat finger!Copy !req
83. Ah, I'm sure it just wants to play.Copy !req
84. You are right!Copy !req
85. And he doesn't have any friends.Copy !req
86. Oh, my gosh!
It's just like you, Steven.Copy !req
87. Hey, Petey!Copy !req
88. Whoa! You work the deep fryer now?Copy !req
89. Make me some fry bits.Copy !req
90. Steven, I take my job seriously.
Please, use the actual menu.Copy !req
91. Give me the bits. The bits!Copy !req
92. All right, listen. It'll be over sooner
if you just give him what he wants.Copy !req
93. Whoa. Hey, hey! It's not for me.
It's for these guys.Copy !req
94. What the...Copy !req
95. Uh, here's your... bits.Copy !req
96. I can't look away.Copy !req
97. Steven, that is freakish.Copy !req
98. No, it's not. It's natural.Copy !req
99. Shake... it... out!Copy !req
100. See?Copy !req
101. You know who would love this?
Your older brother. Yo, Ronaldo!Copy !req
102. What's up, dad?Copy !req
103. I got to take a pic for
"Keep Beach City weird".Copy !req
104. What's that?Copy !req
105. It's my blog!Copy !req
106. Keep... Beach... City... weird.Copy !req
107. Can I see the picture?Copy !req
108. Yikes!Copy !req
109. Oh, ooh. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
110. I guess cat fingers don't
function well as... fingers.Copy !req
111. Shh! I'm just getting a snack.Copy !req
112. Steven! Need some help?Copy !req
113. Nah, it's cool.Copy !req
114. Oh, good. See you later then.Copy !req
115. Huh?Copy !req
116. We're taking the Gem sloop out
to sea to fight a living island.Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. Uh... Amethyst, wait!Copy !req
119. I want to go on the Gem sloop!
I want to see a living island!Copy !req
120. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
121. Steven!Copy !req
122. Come on! You can make it!Copy !req
123. Steven! What's going on?Copy !req
124. Uh... I-it's nothing.Copy !req
125. Uh, I just turned all
my fingers into cats.Copy !req
126. We have to stay and help Steven.Copy !req
127. We can't. This is a
tectonic emergency.Copy !req
128. We'll deal with Steven
when we get back.Copy !req
129. Amethyst, I blame you for this!Copy !req
130. Eh, that's fair.Copy !req
131. Steven! Just try to stay calm!Copy !req
132. Enough! No more cat fingers.
I want Steven fingers!Copy !req
133. And I don't mean little me-heads on
fingers. I mean my regular fingers.Copy !req
134. Stop!Copy !req
135. Amethyst! Pearl! Garnet!Copy !req
136. Dad!Copy !req
137. Hello? Who's there?Copy !req
138. We're closed.Copy !req
139. Come back tomorrow...Copy !req
140. Da-a-ad...Copy !req
141. Steven?Copy !req
142. Dad!Copy !req
143. Help! The cat fingers
are taking over my body!Copy !req
144. Hold on!Copy !req
145. I'll get you out of there!Copy !req
146. Dad!Copy !req
147. No! Bad! Bad cat fingers!Copy !req
148. Can't you make them go away?Copy !req
149. I tried, but it made it worse.Copy !req
150. My life is over!
I can't go on magic adventures!Copy !req
151. I can't even open the fridge.Copy !req
152. And I'll never get to have
another water fight with you, dad,Copy !req
153. 'cause these things hate... water.Copy !req
154. They hate water!Copy !req
155. Dad, spray me again!Copy !req
156. It's not enough water!Copy !req
157. Turn on the superwash!Copy !req
158. No! I won't do it! It's too dangerous.Copy !req
159. You've got to! I'm a monster!
I'm an adorable cat monster!Copy !req
160. No, you're not! You're my son!Copy !req
161. Dad, please!Copy !req
162. Dad.Copy !req
163. We did it.Copy !req
164. Steven! Okay, let me see it.Copy !req
165. Well, you... you... you
got them to go away?Copy !req
166. It just goes to show - always listen
to me and never listen to Amethyst.Copy !req
167. That's fair.Copy !req
168. It goes to show - you should
have a little more faith in Steven.Copy !req
169. Yeah, that would've been
a total cat-tastrophe.Copy !req
170. But I'm feeling much better meow!Copy !req
171. What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
172. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
173. Wait. I've been coming up
with cat jokes all morning.Copy !req
174. You guys, I'm feline fine!Copy !req
175. Everything's purr-fect!Copy !req
176. Oh, come on! I'm just kitten around!Copy !req