1. "Shirt Club"
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2. Pearl?
Amethyst? Garnet?
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3. You don't have to
yell, Steven. We're right here.
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4. I know, but I
finished this drawing, and I
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5. wanted to show it to you.
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6. - Oh! Uh, of course.
- All right!
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7. Ha ha!
Guitar Dad teaches you guitar!
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8. - What is that?
- It's my dad!
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9. He's going to start teaching
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10. guitar lessons, and he
made me his P.R. department.
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11. - What's that stuff in his mouth?
- Those are his teeth.
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12. What are the lightning bolts for?
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13. Uh...
well, I-I was trying to show
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14. that dad really rocks on the
guitar, and ...
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15. Then there should be
rocks falling out of the guitar.
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16. I hear what you're saying,
but it's too late for notes.
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17. This is permanent marker.
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18. - Mm-hmm!
- What's that cute flyer for, Steven?
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19. It's for my dad!
He'll teach you guitar.
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20. You guys want to sign up?
My dad's really good!
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21. Maybe I'll stop by and check it out.
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22. Here, let me give you a flyer and ...
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23. - Welcome to the big donut!
- Hey, Buck!
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24. Oh! What?
Buck, Buck, Bu-u-u-u-ck!
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25. Ha ha!
What's going on, man?
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26. What can we get for you today?
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27. - Can I get a caprese salad?
- Oh, sorry, Buck,
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28. - we only serve don...
- Do-nut worry, Buck!
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29. I'll whip you up a salad ...
no sweat! I'll be right back!
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30. Lars, we don't even have
vegetables here!
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31. - Heh, what's a Guitar Dad?
- Like my flyer? It's for my dad!
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32. He'll teach you guitar!
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33. Here, take one of these with you!
Actually, just wear it!
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34. - Are you ticklish?
- This would make a rad shirt, man.
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35. - Really?
- Yeah! Let's make your flyer into T-shirts!
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36. Oh, man!
My dad would love that!
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37. Gimme five on it.
Oh, you missed.
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38. Ho! I think it's swell you're
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39. returning to the family
business, son!
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40. Gonna help the old man get
re-elected again, eh?
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41. - Aw, son!
- Ugh!
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42. It's not for campaign stuff, dad.
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43. Steven and I are making art.
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44. Art!
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45. Art, huh?
I don't understand it myself,
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46. but a boy's got to have
interests and ambitions!
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47. This stuff can be
used to make T-shirts?
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48. Oh, yeah, I've got all the
latest, state-of-the-art
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49. screen-printing equipment
from years of
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50. campaigning and other
some-such mayorly things.
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51. Like this week, I'm
commemorating a bench!
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52. "Welcome to...
'Bench' City"? Thrifty!
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53. - Dad, you can't use this!
- Why not?
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54. You know, I got to "gank dat"
youth vote, boyeeee!
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55. - Dad, stop.
- What's this?
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56. What have you got there?
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57. I haven't seen this in years!
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58. Remember when you drew this, Buck?
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59. You couldn't wait to show it
off to all your little
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60. - montessori friends.
- Okay, dad! Thanks for all your help.
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61. - See you later! Bye.
- All right, kids!
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62. I mean, peace in the
Middle East, Holmes!
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63. - So cool.
- Let's just get started already.
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64. - Swag. - Now everyone's
gonna want lessons from dad!
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65. This is bigger than
your dad, Steven. It's art.
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66. And it's gonna flood the public
consciousness.
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67. Well, let's start
handing them out!
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68. Too simple.
We need to get controversial.
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69. We need to create ...
Boom! a scene.
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70. Scanning for targets.
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71. T-shirt cannon loaded and ready!
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72. Beep, beep, beep... bibibibi!
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73. - Sour Cream sighted!
- Wom wom... wom wom wom.
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74. Get ready! Take aim!
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75. - And..
- Womp womp womp... womp!
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76. What in the world?
Oh, this is the coolest thing
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77. I've ever been hit in the head with!
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78. Ronaldo spotted.
Take aim!
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79. Whoa! What the heck?
Huh?
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80. Whoa! Weird!
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81. Some kind of extraterrestrial
space dad guitar shirt?
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82. So, you've finally decided to
make first contact, huh?
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83. Where are you?
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84. Lars sighted.
Take aim!
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85. Youch! What the...
What is this garbage?
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86. Buck made this?
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87. This is hilarious!
Thanks, Buck!
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88. Cheers!
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89. Buck, this was such a good idea!
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90. I don't know why we didn't
collaborate on a project sooner!
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91. This will make my dad so happy!
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92. I can't wait to see the look on
his face when I stop by later.
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93. Yeah.
Should be good for a laugh.
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94. Huh?
Why would it be good for a ...
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95. - Girl! Check out my new shirt!
- It's really cute!
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96. - Where'd you get it?
- I don't know.
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97. It just landed in front of me
when I was out walking.
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98. Well, if I were you, I
wouldn't wear some random shirt
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99. that just fell out of the sky.
What if there were bugs in it?
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100. Relax!
Who cares where it came from?
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101. This shirt is the funniest thing
I've seen in my life!
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102. Looks like our shirt has
a really good buzz going.
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103. Yeah, but I think
they think it's a joke.
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104. Heh. The only
thing that's important
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105. is that they're talking about it.
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106. - That's how real art works.
- Oh, well, I-I guess you're right.
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107. - Uh, how's this?
- Ha ha ha. So bad.
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108. Okay! Let's get started
with the first lesson!
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109. Have a seat and grab a ...
Where you going?
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110. Oh, uh, I guess he got an
important text or something.
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111. - How's it been going today?
- Really great!
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112. Lots of people have been
coming by, thanks to your
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113. - T-shirts, little guy.
- That's great, dad!
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114. - I'm really glad I could help ...
- Yoo-hoo! Guitar Dad!
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115. I just wanted to say I think
you're wonderful and hilarious!
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116. Uh... thank you?
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117. Huh. That's kind of strange.
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118. - What is?
- Well, lots of people have
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119. stopped by, but no one's
taken a lesson yet.
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120. - What? Really?
- Ah, maybe they're just
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121. checking out the scene before
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122. they come back to get a real lesson!
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123. - Buck!
- Hey, there's my main man.
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124. The shirts aren't working, Buck!
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125. Yeah, they are.
People love 'em.
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126. But nobody wants
guitar lessons from my dad!
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127. - That's not the point.
- What? Then what is the point?
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128. The point is, it's an amazing shirt.
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129. Aw, my drawing's not that good.
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130. - Yeah, no. It's terrible.
- What?
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131. That's what's so great about it.
Your work is so naive.
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132. You really love your dad.
It's funny.
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133. I... I don't want to
make these shirts anymore.
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134. Too bad, Steven.
It's so current, you can't stop it.
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135. I'm a taste maker, and I'm
gonna keep making tastes...
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136. - forever.
- Forever?
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137. Well, forever, after I go
to my dad's lame bench
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138. commemoration. Peace.
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139. - Garnet! Pearl! Amethyst!
- Steven!
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140. - What is it?
- Whoa, where's the fire?
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141. It's an emergency!
You have to help me get rid
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142. of all the shirts and stop Buck
from making more!
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143. Have the shirts come
to life and possessed the bodies
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144. - of their wearers?
- No, they just ...
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145. Are people catching
on fire when they put on
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146. - the magic shirts?
- No, no, th-they're just ...
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147. Are the shirts
destroying the wearers' wills to
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148. continue on in this mortal coil,
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149. - thereby shutting down Beach City?
- No!
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150. They're... They're just
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151. using my art in a way
I don't agree with.
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152. - Oh.
- Eh, we'll pass.
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153. What? But...
But, I really need your help!
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154. Steven, this sounds
like a very abstract problem.
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155. It's not
something we can punch.
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156. You must learn to help yourself.
That's how you become stronger.
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157. - Good point, good point.
- Oh, absolutely.
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158. - But!
- You'll figure something out, Steven!
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159. Yes, why not dust off those
conflict-resolution skills!
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160. Let your problem be known.
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161. Then you can work
towards an understanding.
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162. Oh, I'll make him understand.
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163. - I'll make them all understand!
- Eh, he'll be fine.
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164. Okay. Is everyone here?
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165. Hello! I was supposed
to write a speech to,
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166. um, commemorate this,
uh, new bench, but
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167. what had happened was I
ran out of printer ink in
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168. my printer that I keep at home.
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169. So, I went to the store and
wouldn't you know it?
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170. They didn't carry the brand I
was looking for, so...
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171. - Bye!
- ... I called up a buddy of
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172. mine who owed me a...
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173. few political favors,
and he wasn't home!
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174. Look out!
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175. No!
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176. I've been... shirt!
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177. Buck... did you make this?
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178. This shirt is genius!
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179. This is way funnier than Guitar Dad!
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180. This bench is actually
pretty comfortable.
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181. Anyone else
stop by for lessons today?
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182. So far, no, but, I'm
sure it'll pick up tomorrow!
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183. Yeah, I'm sure it will.
This is for you, by the way.
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184. This is the last one, so it's
super-limited edition!
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185. Aw, sweet!
Thanks, Steven!
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186. Yo, Steven, just wanted to
say, uh, I'm sorry for what
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187. - I did and uh...
- It's okay, Buck.
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188. You don't have to say
any more than that.
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189. You're a cool cat, Steven Universe.
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190. Hey, Mister "U."?
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191. You want to take a picture
with me or some junk?
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192. No way, man.
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193. I want a lesson...
from Guitar Dad!
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