Steven Universe 1x34

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Steven grows a patch of watermelons shaped like himself, but they soon come to life and attack people.

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1. AND STEVEN!

2. MM. LOOK, DAD! I'M AMADEUS!

3. LOOK, DAD! I'M AMADEUS!

4. LOOK, DAD! I'M AMADEUS! HE DISAPPROVES OF ME!

5. HE DISAPPROVES OF ME! HA! WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

6. HE DISAPPROVES OF ME! HA! WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

7. HA! WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

8. TA-DA! BETCHA CAN'T TOP THAT!

9. BETCHA CAN'T TOP THAT! BET I CAN!

10. BETCHA CAN'T TOP THAT! BET I CAN!

11. BET I CAN!

12. MMM! MM-MMM-MMM!

13. HA-HA! BEAT THAT! HUH.

14. HA-HA! BEAT THAT! HUH. THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE, MY SON.

15. HUH. THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE, MY SON. BUT THE NAME OF THE GAME AIN'T

16. THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE, MY SON. BUT THE NAME OF THE GAME AIN'T DISTANCE NOR ACCURACY.

17. BUT THE NAME OF THE GAME AIN'T DISTANCE NOR ACCURACY. IT AIN'T?

18. DISTANCE NOR ACCURACY. IT AIN'T? NO, STEVEN.

19. IT AIN'T? NO, STEVEN.

20. NO, STEVEN. CAN SPIT THE COOLEST.

21. CAN SPIT THE COOLEST. ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.

22. CAN SPIT THE COOLEST. ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.

23. WOW, DAD!

24. WOW, DAD! UH, DAD? YOU OKAY?

25. WOW, DAD! UH, DAD? YOU OKAY? HELP ME, SON.

26. UH, DAD? YOU OKAY? HELP ME, SON.

27. HELP ME, SON.

28. OHH!

29. BEAT THAT. WHAT? YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT.

30. WHAT? YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT.

31. YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT. YOU'RE REALLY ASKING

32. YOU'RE REALLY ASKING FOR IT.

33. FOR IT. HURRICANE... SPIN... SPIT!

34. HURRICANE... SPIN... SPIT!

35. UNBEATABLE.

36. UNBEATABLE. BY JOVE! IT'S FULL OF SEEDS!

37. DAD? CONGRATULATIONS, SON. YOU WIN BY A MILE.

38. WATERMELAJESTY. MY LIEGE.

39. WATERMELAJESTY. MY LIEGE.

40. MM.

41. MM.

42. HUH?

43. HUH? HOLY WATERMELON!

44. HUH? HOLY WATERMELON! HUH?

45. HOLY WATERMELON! HUH?

46. HUH? IS THIS...

47. IS THIS... CAN'T BE. THEY'RE ME!

48. CAN'T BE. THEY'RE ME! THEY'RE ALL ME!

49. CAN'T BE. THEY'RE ME! THEY'RE ALL ME! HMM.

50. THEY'RE ALL ME! HMM. THIS IS REALLY IMPRESSIVE.

51. HMM. THIS IS REALLY IMPRESSIVE. I SUPPOSE.

52. THIS IS REALLY IMPRESSIVE. I SUPPOSE.

53. I SUPPOSE.

54. AS HER DEFENDERS.

55. AS HER DEFENDERS. BUT ROSE'S PLANTS

56. AS HER DEFENDERS. BUT ROSE'S PLANTS MOVED AND STUFF.

57. BUT ROSE'S PLANTS MOVED AND STUFF. THESE GUYS DON'T DO... ANYTHING.

58. MOVED AND STUFF. THESE GUYS DON'T DO... ANYTHING. AMETHYST, BE CAREFUL.

59. THESE GUYS DON'T DO... ANYTHING. AMETHYST, BE CAREFUL. THIS ONE'S JUST A BABY.

60. AMETHYST, BE CAREFUL. THIS ONE'S JUST A BABY. AWW! LOOK AT HIM.

61. SO PRECIOUS. UGH!

62. OHH. THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. THEM?

63. THEM?

64. THERE. THAT'S A MIGHTY-FINE-LOOKING TABLE, RIGHT, BABY MELON?

65. THAT'S A MIGHTY-FINE-LOOKING TABLE, RIGHT, BABY MELON?

66. TABLE, RIGHT, BABY MELON? MM-HMM.

67. MM-HMM. STEVEN! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

68. MM-HMM. STEVEN! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THIS SETUP?

69. STEVEN! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THIS SETUP? OH!

70. YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THIS SETUP? OH! UH, HEY, MR. SMILEY.

71. OH! UH, HEY, MR. SMILEY. UM... HERE.

72. UH, HEY, MR. SMILEY. UM... HERE. TRY ONE OF MY

73. UM... HERE. TRY ONE OF MY WATERMELON STEVENS!

74. TRY ONE OF MY WATERMELON STEVENS! HMM.

75. WATERMELON STEVENS! HMM. YEAH, I DON'T — I DON'T KNOW.

76. HMM. YEAH, I DON'T — I DON'T KNOW. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD-LOOKING.

77. YEAH, I DON'T — I DON'T KNOW. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD-LOOKING. UH, BUT... I'LL GO AHEAD AND

78. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD-LOOKING. UH, BUT... I'LL GO AHEAD AND ACCEPT YOUR BRIBE.

79. UH, BUT... I'LL GO AHEAD AND ACCEPT YOUR BRIBE.

80. ACCEPT YOUR BRIBE. HEY, THERE.

81. HEY, THERE. HEY, STEVEN.

82. HEY, THERE. HEY, STEVEN. WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

83. HEY, STEVEN. WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

84. WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT? PROJECT I GOT GOING ON.

85. PROJECT I GOT GOING ON. OH, REALLY?

86. PROJECT I GOT GOING ON. OH, REALLY?

87. OH, REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.

88. THAT'S GREAT. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH HANDSOME

89. THAT'S GREAT. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH HANDSOME WATERMELONS?

90. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH HANDSOME WATERMELONS? LET'S JUST SAY

91. WATERMELONS? LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A LITTLE STEVEN IN EVERY

92. LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A LITTLE STEVEN IN EVERY ONE OF THEM.

93. THERE'S A LITTLE STEVEN IN EVERY ONE OF THEM.

94. ONE OF THEM. GREAT SALES PITCH, DUDE.

95. GREAT SALES PITCH, DUDE. SO, HOW MUCH FOR ONE?

96. GREAT SALES PITCH, DUDE. SO, HOW MUCH FOR ONE? HOW MUCH?

97. SO, HOW MUCH FOR ONE? HOW MUCH? UH, I WAS JUST GONNA GIVE YOU

98. HOW MUCH? UH, I WAS JUST GONNA GIVE YOU ONE, SADIE.

99. UH, I WAS JUST GONNA GIVE YOU ONE, SADIE. COME ON. I INSIST.

100. ONE, SADIE. COME ON. I INSIST.

101. COME ON. I INSIST. BUSINESSES.

102. BUSINESSES. MM.

103. BUSINESSES. MM.

104. MM. WHOA!

105. WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

106. WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HEY, RONALDO.

107. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HEY, RONALDO. DON'T MIND ME.

108. HEY, RONALDO. DON'T MIND ME.

109. DON'T MIND ME. ABOUT YOUR WEIRD WATERMELONS.

110. ABOUT YOUR WEIRD WATERMELONS.

111. ABOUT YOUR WEIRD WATERMELONS. "CHECK... OUT... THESE WEIRD

112. "CHECK... OUT... THESE WEIRD WATERMELON GUYS DOWN... BY... THE

113. "CHECK... OUT... THESE WEIRD WATERMELON GUYS DOWN... BY... THE FUNLAND... ENTRANCE.

114. WATERMELON GUYS DOWN... BY... THE FUNLAND... ENTRANCE. IT'S... REALLY..."

115. FUNLAND... ENTRANCE. IT'S... REALLY..." STEVEN, YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP

116. IT'S... REALLY..." STEVEN, YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP

117. STEVEN, YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP THIS.

118. THIS. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS

119. THIS. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS AND TAKE ONE, OKAY?

120. I'LL JUST GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS AND TAKE ONE, OKAY? SADIE, WAI—

121. AND TAKE ONE, OKAY? SADIE, WAI— WHAT?

122. SADIE, WAI— WHAT? YOU'RE ONLY SELLING THEM FOR

123. WHAT? YOU'RE ONLY SELLING THEM FOR $5?

124. YOU'RE ONLY SELLING THEM FOR $5? HEY, EVERYBODY!

125. $5? HEY, EVERYBODY! COME GET A WATERMELON STEVEN!

126. HEY, EVERYBODY! COME GET A WATERMELON STEVEN! HE'S PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM

127. COME GET A WATERMELON STEVEN! HE'S PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY!

128. HE'S PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY! HURRY BEFORE THEY'RE GONE

129. AWAY! HURRY BEFORE THEY'RE GONE FOREVER!

130. HURRY BEFORE THEY'RE GONE FOREVER!

131. FOREVER!

132. ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER.

133. ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER. COOL. 100 PIECES OF MONEY.

134. OH. HEY, ONION.

135. UM... YOU WANT... MY MONEY?

136. OH! SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING. I'M ALL OUT OF

137. SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING. I'M ALL OUT OF WATERMELON STEVENS.

138. SORRY, ONION. BABY MELON IS NOT FOR SALE.

139. ONIO-O-O-O-N!

140. GIVE ME BACK MY BABY MELON!

141. MY BABY MELON! MY PRECIOUS.

142. MY PRECIOUS. I... THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU

143. MY PRECIOUS. I... THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

144. YOU'RE... ALIVE? I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SO SURPRISED ABOUT THIS.

145. I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SO SURPRISED ABOUT THIS. OH, MAN.

146. SURPRISED ABOUT THIS. OH, MAN. THE OTHER ONES MUST BE ALIVE,

147. OH, MAN. THE OTHER ONES MUST BE ALIVE, TOO, RIGHT?

148. "KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD" PRESENTS...

149. "KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD" PRESENTS... OH, HANG ON A SECOND.

150. PRESENTS... OH, HANG ON A SECOND.

151. OH, HANG ON A SECOND. FIRST EVER OFFICIAL

152. FIRST EVER OFFICIAL MUTANT-WATERMELON AUTOPSY.

153. FIRST EVER OFFICIAL MUTANT-WATERMELON AUTOPSY. RONALDO, STOP!

154. MUTANT-WATERMELON AUTOPSY. RONALDO, STOP! STEVEN! GET OUT OF HERE!

155. RONALDO, STOP! STEVEN! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY

156. STEVEN! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY WEBSCLUSIVE!

157. YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY WEBSCLUSIVE! RONALDO! IT'S ALIVE!

158. WEBSCLUSIVE! RONALDO! IT'S ALIVE! NOT FOR LONG.

159. RONALDO! IT'S ALIVE! NOT FOR LONG. NO! DON'T DO IT!

160. NOT FOR LONG. NO! DON'T DO IT! OW!

161. WHAT? G-GET AWAY FROM ME! STAY BACK!

162. AAH! NO! OHH! OOH! OHH!

163. AAH! NO! OHH! OOH! OHH! NO!

164. OHH! OOH! OHH! NO! UH, RONALDO, I'LL GO GET HELP!

165. NO! UH, RONALDO, I'LL GO GET HELP! STEVEN!

166. UH, RONALDO, I'LL GO GET HELP! STEVEN!

167. STEVEN! THIS?

168. SWEET! AAH! OHH! OHH!

169. PEARL! GARNET! AMETHYST! WHAT?

170. AMETHYST! WHAT?

171. WHAT? TO LIFE, AND THEY'RE ATTACKING

172. TO LIFE, AND THEY'RE ATTACKING PEOPLE!

173. TO LIFE, AND THEY'RE ATTACKING PEOPLE! WHAT?

174. PEOPLE! WHAT?

175. WHAT?

176. WOW.

177. WOW. YOU SAID THEY'RE

178. WOW. YOU SAID THEY'RE HURTING PEOPLE?

179. ROSE'S PLANTS LIVED TO FIGHT. HE CAN'T CONTROL THEM.

180. TO FIGHT. HE CAN'T CONTROL THEM. STEVEN.

181. HE CAN'T CONTROL THEM. STEVEN.

182. STEVEN. GET IN THE HOUSE.

183. GET IN THE HOUSE. BUT —

184. GET IN THE HOUSE. BUT — NOW.

185. BUT — NOW.

186. NOW. OH, WHAT?

187. OH, WHAT? BRING IT, MELONS!

188. GEMS, DO YOUR THING.

189. WAIT! DON'T! COME ON, BABY MELON. WE HAVE TO STOP THIS.

190. COME ON, BABY MELON. WE HAVE TO STOP THIS.

191. WE HAVE TO STOP THIS.

192. HYAH!

193. COME ON.

194. COME ON.

195. EVERYONE, PLEASE STOP! I'M OKAY! LOOK!

196. STOP! I'M OKAY! LOOK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ANYMORE!

197. I'M OKAY! LOOK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ANYMORE!

198. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ANYMORE! THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE

199. THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE GROUND!

200. THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE GROUND!

201. GROUND! NO!

202. NO! THOSE FLOWERS ARE LOVELY!

203. THOSE FLOWERS ARE LOVELY! AAH!

204. THOSE FLOWERS ARE LOVELY! AAH! LET GO OF MY SPEAR,

205. AAH! LET GO OF MY SPEAR, YOU LITTLE TWERPS!

206. LET GO OF MY SPEAR, YOU LITTLE TWERPS! I'LL DESTROY YOU!

207. THIS IS BAD, BABY MELLY. HOW DO WE END THIS CARNAGE?

208. BABY... MELON?

209. AH, LET ME THROUGH, YOU MELON

210. AH, LET ME THROUGH, YOU MELON HEADS.

211. AH, LET ME THROUGH, YOU MELON HEADS. BA-BABY MELON.

212. HEADS. BA-BABY MELON. I UNDERSTAND.

213. BA-BABY MELON. I UNDERSTAND.

214. I UNDERSTAND. FIGHTING EVERYONE ELSE...

215. FIGHTING EVERYONE ELSE... BY MAKING THEM FIGHT YOU.

216. FIGHTING EVERYONE ELSE... BY MAKING THEM FIGHT YOU. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

217. BY MAKING THEM FIGHT YOU. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?

218. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS? YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!

219. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS? YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!

220. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED! TAKE TO CALM YOUR RAGE.

221. TAKE TO CALM YOUR RAGE. HE UNDERSTOOD TRUE LOYALTY.

222. TAKE TO CALM YOUR RAGE. HE UNDERSTOOD TRUE LOYALTY. GO!

223. HE UNDERSTOOD TRUE LOYALTY. GO! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

224. GO! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU

225. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE DID FOR ME...

226. AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE DID FOR ME... FOR ALL OF US.

227. KING. THEY DON'T NEED A

228. KING. THEY DON'T NEED A KING.

229. THEY DON'T NEED A KING. THEY'RE THEIR OWN MELONS NOW.

230. KING. THEY'RE THEIR OWN MELONS NOW.