Steven Universe 1x3

Directed by Kevin Dart • Ian Jones-Quartey

Ian Jones-Quartey as Mr. Queasy (voice) • Eugene Cordero as Jamie (voice)

The Gems go on a mission to place a Moon Goddess statue on top of the ruined Lunar Sea Spire, and Steven tries to prove he can be useful with the help of his new novelty cheeseburger backpack.

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1. All right, Mom. Where should you go?

2. Yeah!

3. Hmm.

4. How about... here?

5. Hmm.

6. Perfect.

7. Ugh!

8. Yo, Shtuball!

9. Still looking for a place to hang that painting of your mom?

10. Yeah.

11. After everything that's happened,

12. I don't know if I still want her hanging over us, you know?

13. I'm telling you, man, it's not the placement.

14. It's the frame.

15. Is it me, or is it getting kind of ominous outside?

16. Whoa.

17. Hey.

18. Ste-van, greetings.

19. J-10, WY-6, how'd you get your space station all the way here?

20. We took the zoo's ship and made it a cruise ship.

21. Oh, hey, J-10, WY-6.

22. I haven't seen y'all since the choosening.

23. You mean since you didn't choosen us?

24. Don't you have some sound discs to listen to

25. in your wheeled conveyance?

26. Y-Yes, I do.

27. Now that he is gone, we'd love it if you came by for a visit.

28. Sure thing. Is it okay if Amethyst comes by

29. to say hi to the famethyst?

30. As long as she is not Greg, she's welcome.

31. Whoa!

32. Ste-van, welcome to our ca-ruise.

33. It's so different here.

34. Humans have control of the ship now

35. while the Amethysts laze about like delinquents all day.

36. Did I say that right, Holly Blue?

37. Stop relaxing and get back to your posts!

38. Ugh! How can you stand this total lack of order?

39. Chill out, Holly Blue. You know you want to.

40. I give up. No one answers to me, and I answer to no one.

41. I'd give anything for an order from the Diamonds,

42. but all they talk about is Steven, Steven, Steven.

43. Steven! Hi, Holly.

44. Bye, Holly.

45. Yo! Famethyst!

46. Amethyst!

47. We missed you! Aw, yeah!

48. Ste-van, I have some special friends who wish to meet you.

49. Isn't that wonderful?

50. They want to meet me? Yes.

51. It was they who wanted us to visit Earth.

52. I cannot wait to see the look upon your face

53. when you see their faces.

54. Yes, this is the look I wished to see!

55. So many Rose Quartzes.

56. How did the...

57. Oh, now that it's Era 3, we were all unbubbled,

58. so now, we're making up for lost time.

59. Hi! I'm Rose Quartz, and you, you're Steven!

60. You are so much smaller than I imagined!

61. Is it because you're half organic?

62. Can you believe it, Rose Quartz?

63. It's like we were bubbled,

64. but now we're, like, not bubbled.

65. It's really... It's really great.

66. Oh, isn't Steven wonderful?

67. He's just so supportive and kind and handsome

68. and athletic and smart.

69. And we haven't seen the Earth since we emerged,

70. so what's it like, Steven? Huh? What?

71. The Earth! We haven't seen the surface in forever.

72. What's a typical day like for the legend?

73. Um, most days, I'm pretty busy. I get up kind of early and...

74. What's your house like? Uh, it's nice.

75. It's next to the ocean. I've never seen the ocean!

76. I've never smelled the ocean.

77. What's it like breathing? It's mostly nitrogen.

78. Connie says that... I bet you sleep all the time.

79. Huh, not all the time.

80. What's it like eating food?

81. Why... why... why don't you come to dinner and find out?

82. I mean, if... if you want dinner.

83. Yo, Steven!♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da

84. Family reunion.

85. He's cutting one of those carrot beans again.

86. Going... up... to... his... mouth!

87. Ah, and it's gone! Wow!

88. No one can eat a carrot bean like you.

89. I've been doing this for 16 years now.

90. I'd hope... Hey, Shtuball.

91. Any idea how long the zoomans are going to be around?

92. I haven't had this many exes show up at once since...

93. Hi! How are you?

94. I can feel the rest of my hair falling out.

95. Dad, wait. You want to join us for dinner?

96. Nope!

97. Uh... All right.

98. Back to this eating thing.

99. So, you take this food stuff,

100. and you put it in your face hole like this!

101. Yeah, you got it.

102. You know, if I could have had a Pearl,

103. I would've wanted her to be just like you.

104. Have you tried this butter stuff?

105. Oh, it's okay, but thank you, Ro-o-o-se.

106. Excuse me, Pearl. Are you feeling okay?

107. I'm going to the bathroom!

108. Hey, you're looking kind of tense.

109. How about I give you a nice, relaxing massage while we talk?

110. I'm also going to the bathroom.

111. Okay, Steven. I totally got this eating thing down!

112. Here, open your face hole.

113. Oh, wow, good job!

114. Mm, thank you.

115. I should, uh, probably see how they're doing in there.

116. We'll come with you. Uh, that's... that's okay.

117. You guys wait here. I'll be right back.

118. Let's check it out when they're done.

119. They're not her. It's not weird.

120. How are you guys doing?

121. Steven, isn't this super weird?

122. Pearl, of course it's super weird.

123. Come on. We can't be like this.

124. They were bubbled just because they look like Mom.

125. Now they're finally free, and we're ditching them

126. to whisper in the bathroom for the same reason?

127. I know it's wrong, but I'm overwhelmed.

128. They don't just look like her. They are like her.

129. She made them. I thought I'd be more ready for this.

130. Okay. Fine. Stay here.

131. But I'm going back out there to make sure they have a good time.

132. Aah!

133. Hello, Steven!

134. Sorry. You surprised me.

135. But, uh, it's fine.

136. Maybe we should get back.

137. We don't want to wear out our welcome.

138. But we're having so much fun.

139. Do you not want us here?

140. What? No! You're... you're totally welcome here.

141. You... You should stay over!

142. For the night?

143. Mm, slumber party!

144. We should have an Earth-style slumber party!

145. Cool. What is slumber?

146. This is so great! I'm dying! I'm dying!

147. I am dead! I am dead Rose Quartz!

148. Wow, so that's a movie?

149. Let's watch another. Take your pick.

150. How about this one?

151. This is, like, so chill.

152. I know, right?

153. Steven, we can't both exist.

154. Aah! I'm going to become half...

155. Time for bed!

156. Is everyone comfortable?

157. Yep. Me too.

158. Good. I'm also very comfortable.

159. So, how do you sleep?

160. You just lay down, close your eyes, and don't say anything.

161. It's a shame we're leaving tomorrow.

162. Yeah, I wish you could just stay here forever.

163. Do you mean it? Of course he means it.

164. Why would he say it if he didn't mean it?

165. Then yes! The answer is yes! We would love to live with you!

166. Aah! I mean, you could,

167. but then, uh, L-Lion might get mad.

168. He can be very territorial and, uh...

169. Can't you guys take a hint?

170. He doesn't want us to be here.

171. He doesn't like us.

172. What?

173. There's no way that's true, right, Steven?

174. Your face!

175. It's not that I don't like you.

176. It's... it's j-just...

177. Wow, he really does hate us.

178. I'm going back to the ship.

179. Sorry for bothering you, Steven.

180. Man, this is such a bummer.

181. Never meet your heroes.

182. Aw, wait!

183. Let's get out of here. I'm trying!

184. I-I just got to get this sleepy sack off!

185. Wait! Please, please don't leave like this!

186. I... I'm really sorry.

187. It's not like I don't like you or don't want you here.

188. It's just that you look so much like her, like my mom.

189. I thought I was ready to move on

190. and not have her hanging over me anymore,

191. but I can barely be in a room with you

192. because I still feel all twisted up about her.

193. I've been pretending that I'm fine

194. because it's not your fault,

195. but I'm not fine.

196. We've been pretending, too. Huh?

197. To be fine. We're not pretending!

198. We're having so much fun!

199. Come on. Let's give it a rest.

200. Fine. Your mom created us, too,

201. and got us all bubbled just for being Rose Quartzes.

202. But, you know, it's cool. It's whatever.

203. It's not whatever. I don't expect you to understand.

204. I swore I wouldn't talk about this.

205. But I do understand.

206. Ah, man,

207. if anyone can understand how you feel, it's me.

208. I've been thinking about you guys like my mom times three,

209. but we're really more like siblings.

210. Siblings? What's that?

211. Well, Mom created all of us,

212. and we've all been living in her shadow.

213. We'll always be related to her,

214. but that means we'll always be related to each other.

215. That's pretty awesome!

216. I'm so glad we're related.

217. Yeah! Siblings forever!

218. So, wait. Do you all still want to live here?

219. Oh, gosh, no. I don't know why I said that.

220. Well, feel free to visit if you want, no pressure.

221. Thanks, Steven.

222. Later, Rose Quartz.

223. Famethyst for life!

224. What'd I miss?